Trying Korean, Russian, and American MREs

An MRE is a portable meal for soldiers. It's not known to be very good... so I decided to try different MREs from America, Russia, and Korea to see which one was the best (and worst) food.
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[@daltonrlee]

Active duty Army here- the number of times I’ve heard “I’m just gonna wing it” in reference to the heating pack is a very large amount. And in regards to the American spoon, there has been an Army Ranger who has a confirmed kill with one.

[@Joreel]

Amen, but it was always funny to see someone just "wing it"... Results variety widely 😲

[@typhoontav5361]

How the fuck does someone have a confirmed kill with a spoon

[@alexandergonzalez1665]

Terrorist: *causes violence and destruction* America: *pulls out spoon*

[@LTOZONE240]

Yes you are right lol I heard that story in training years ago

[@thatothermainprotagonist4956]

or the heat packet is leaking and you don't notice and you foods still cold....its some sad times

[@BigMilkBill]

Korea: “Hot water make food hot” America: “Water make food hot” Russia: “ Hot make food hot”

[@caseyeriksen2345]

Underrated comment lol

[@lanternli1ac]

Food to make hot

[@jayblu_]

Hot food make water

[@shamefullife2459]

Hot food make happy soldier. Great comment.

[@trinalps]

the only one that doesn’t make sense is the American logic though

[@wisenbakerfilms2103]

“OH I OVERFILLED IT! I OVERFILLED IT THEY SAID NOT TO DRINK IT!!!” *Pours Tang into the cup and drinks it* “H e y, I t t a s t e s F I n e ! “

[@geekzombie8795]

XD

[@thegoldennuke1096]

I thought the exact same thing

[@Kiwiqwp]

Right I noticed that too 😭 how is he alive rn

[@therussiankid7296]

@@Kiwiqwp you really thought something would happen to him with that little water

[@Kiwiqwp]

@@therussiankid7296it’s obviously a joke and yes something could’ve happened, he goes to the hospital like 5 times in a week (or he used to) so knowing him, it could’ve ended terribly.

[@TaGF_Tomcat]

The fact Mark instantly started making weapon jokes about the utensil known as the "Combat Spoon" is golden

[@bird8847]

and the fact that the combat spoon has at least 2 confirmed kills makes it even better

[@risoldd9480]

america: just add water! Korea: Just add water! russia: Ammonia.

[@Ollie_the_Possum]

MMMMMMMMM DELICIOUS!

[@officialunitedstatesofamer2944]

I love ammonia in my soup, side effects may include spontaneous combustion, or implosion of the body!

[@aprilbaca3538]

@@officialunitedstatesofamer2944 i love Russian soup

[@grantdotjpg]

For the motherland

[@desi6372]

the ammonia is in the heater not the food, i was cringing the whole time

[@waffles001]

“Cocaine?” “Flour!” **sniffs again** “Cheeeeeeesssseeeeee..!”

[@thatoneguy9031]

🤣🤣🤣

[@DarkDaFoxVT]

I MADE THE JOKE FIRST

[@ctrlaltrepeat245]

I think a collective amount of 35 people lost a third of their braincells listening/watching that

[@zackiechan2601]

Yes I watched the video.

[@Sunny_Ray911]

@@DarkDaFoxVT You mean taking what Markiplier said in his own video and typing it out in his comment section?

[@fyodorisqt]

i almost broke down into tears when seeing mark put the whole packet of sugar into the water thinking it was a drink mix (i know some russian)

[@starfalI]

i started screaming: “ITS FOR THE TEA NOT THE DRINK” 😞

[@fyodorisqt]

@@starfalI 😭😭😭 (omg is that sigma pfp)

[@retoukke]

as a russian who sorta knows smth about this MRE packs, i was gigglin while he was tryna eating it

[@fyodorisqt]

@@retoukke FR 😭

[@Moonzokast]

3:11 "Food go bad sometime, but food no go good, all time." - Markiplier 2020

[@Nyeti53]

Every toddler trying to tell a story ever😂

[@somebastardontheinternet]

Amy: "You probably shouldn't eat that." Mark, *who was just recently hospitalized* : "Imma eat that."

[@benjimendobbs436]

That's mark for ya

[@makailamurphy5855]

Poptarts bro...

[@enomly8360]

Yo I think Lunky was in the video, at 21:23 it said I'm watching

[@DonovanPresents]

What if this was filmed before hospitalization? 🤔

[@BlueFlagAlpha]

here we go again

[@StairwaytoHeavenLZ]

"This could definitely double as a weapon" Little did he know that an Army Ranger stabbed an insurgent to death with an MRE spoon in 2016.

[@Omega14343]

Knives are for cowards amirite

[@darkwolf3059]

wait really

[@Sundowner679]

Fact Checked, your getting a upvote from me

[@josephcongdon427]

More than one have used mre spoons as knives. A marine stabbed a guy in the eye in faluja cause it was the only thing he could grab lol

[@h2dfives799]

@@Sundowner679 mind sharing the link? I have interest

[@ItsNattyCakes]

I love how there are some Russians here and they're just watching mark mess up the entire MRE

[@user-ip8jq6ux4p]

We are)))

[@dmitryyfromrossii]

I almost die when he put sugar and jam in a cup))

[@goofyahh13yrold]

I'm fluent in Russian and can read the damn instructions. My heart stopped😅😅😅

[@kitsunehouse3504]

3 years late but The American one contains a single meal, so in the field, in the absence of a kitchen, and the availability of an MRE, you can end up with 3 of those packs a day with 24 menus. The flameless ration heater is a mixed bag, with some working fine, others not really that effective, also depending on the amount of water you put and how sealed the bag is. Not the best retort pouch for sure. It's also got a lot of snacks, with some coming with entire packs of skittles or corn nuts. The spoon and accessory packet is a fixed addition, each containing gums, tissues, seasoning, matches, and coffee or juice. The Russian MRE is a 24 hour ration, that's why it has so much stuff and 3 main meals. It's got less variety , but it's much easier to get to the soldier because you don't need to carry multiple meals a day like the US MRE so you can hand one to a soldier and tell him to come back for another tomorrow, but it's not as diverse and you're gonna get bored of it eventually. The matches are very nice though. There was a scandal before where Russian army served their troops canned dog food re-labeled as premium canned meat, and the whistleblower was jailed for exposing it and they promised the public they won't do that anymore, but you know how Russian government is about promises, so make of that what you will about the quality of the food. Also you have to cook it over flame if you want it to be palatable, which is not nice when you're out in the field trying to stay concealed. Some other MRE's that use heating tablets are French and Italian among others. The Korean MRE comes in 3 forms. One is the one like this, which is dehydrated rice, vegetable and shrimp or chicken or beef, and the actual army ones have sesame oil and the spicy sauce. The second type is a collection of small boxes making up a couple different options, like different types of rice, different main menu, and the usual side dishes like kimchi or black beans. It's meant for quick bulk preparation for units. It's the worst tasting one. The last one is the coveted US style MRE with a zip lock style top, which has a main fried-rice menu with I believe different side dish options being meatballs or sausages. It also has a retort pouch for heating like the American flameless ration heater, but you don't have to pour water into it as it comes pre-packaged with the right amount, and you pull on a plastic drawstring which ruptures the water bag inside of the chemical bag, and the food is placed outside of the reaction chamber before putting everything in the MRE bag and zipping it shut. It really works so much better than the American one, with better reliability and the heat much hotter. It also comes with a pack of army brand M&M's type chocolate which is mid and an almond pound cake that is super dense and hearty with mild enjoyable flavors. The only issue is it's expensive to produce so you're not gonna see much going around.

[@DuZbii]

Wow, thats interesting. Thanks alot!

[@vasanthm3494]

very informative, thanks

[@catsareyes6446]

“You shouldn’t eat that... Ingestion may cause Nausea and vomiting.” Mark: “Delicious, finally some good f*cking food.”

[@rawpowerjagg]

No replies

[@michaelstrauss7924]

@@rawpowerjagg because we all heard that

[@chunky_chubbs5747]

Your Not 100% right but still it my cause some sickness

[@axeonee]

Well only if it touched the smoke. Since the fire tablet contains the chemicals. Thats why it should be enclosed but i don't think it was the case for him since he is in a big space. In enclosed space it would be a problem since the smoke will go right in the food .

[@chunky_chubbs5747]

@@axeonee Your so smart

[@V3NUSF7Y]

Korean MRE: takeout food American MRE: cafeteria food Russian MRE: *the grocery store*

[@kopelynnthomas6142]

??? the beef stew is the best one in america and its way better than what i had as a kid in school ?????

[@dravise2586]

Hotel: Trivago

[@taylorl9424]

@@kopelynnthomas6142 for real! we get served cold mysterious looking food

[@Dushess]

Please look at 48hrs ration.

[@manmadehorrors]

to be fair, the Russian MRE is sold in stores lol

[@anja0106]

Mark: Carefully reads instructions for flameless heater Also Mark: Follows about 50% of those instructions

[@user-wz2lw4oi9q]

А тот факт, что Марк поставил горелку на стол не подложив под нее защиту в виде доски или тарелки - отдельное удовольствие

[@coilaism]

лол

[@TheUndeadOfNight726-oy8us]

Translation, straight through Google Translate, because I don't speak or know Russian 'And the fact that Mark placed the burner on the table without placing protection under it in the form of a board or plate is a special pleasure'

[@user-wz2lw4oi9q]

@@TheUndeadOfNight726-oy8us well and whatsoever? I can use another language but obviously it is easier and faster to use my homeland one. What is the reason to copy google translate? Moreover it’s not a good one

[@user-wz2lw4oi9q]

@@TheUndeadOfNight726-oy8us u know of course that almost everybody can see the line with ‘translate’ in it? So, u’r a child or a pineapple

[@TheUndeadOfNight726-oy8us]

@@user-wz2lw4oi9q oh yeah sorry i just forgot it was a feature lol, also 'child or a pineapple' is great

[@CanidRose]

Reminds me of a joke from Stargate SG-1 "This tastes like chicken." "What's wrong with that?" "It's macaroni and cheese."

[@chinmustache6420]

Accurate

[@Daffy_DuckxLSx]

I'm dead lmao

[@LaserCoreX]

Man ever since I've started watching that I've been seeing fans everywhere I go.

[@Dushess]

Next should be rant and intense debates about why everything like that in a future tastes like chicken.

[@Alexandra.AI.]

Nan... Kaaa! Now don't say "Ka" until you've tried it. 😂

[@bastet3139]

"cocaine??... flour!!.... *cheeeezee*" - Markiplier 2020

[@joelrohlandt6347]

U were here 8 hours ago

[@youssefbarrek8089]

Doesn't mark look like Keanu Reeves ?

[@julieguthman8671]

@@joelrohlandt6347 u were here 1 hour ago

[@carpetman9191]

Cyanide

[@kennbriannacua1068]

@@joelrohlandt6347 ft no M

[@nebraskacountryboy]

MREs •USA-0:57 •RUSSIA-12:56 •SOUTH KOREA-21:28

[@aqumarine3759]

Thanks

[@GoodbyeCruelWorld]

Thanks

[@tommygurl29061]

Thanks (keep this chain going)

[@Victoriant1]

For everyone doing this the first time US MRE you add water first, make sure the heater gets soaked and then knead heater for heat to start and then add the MRE entree to heat. Also Russian and US MRE can be eaten in the field cold but Korean one can't not very practical for an actual war implication. The drink mixes are important for electrolytes also.

[@Jest1447]

"Wasn't commercial, it was illegal." Mark put out some Grunkle Stan vibes

[@ghostlybirde7177]

Who is grunkle stan lol

[@Denielle-V]

This doesn't have to do anything with this comment but has anyone noticed the 51 star flag in the thumbnail?

[@Jest1447]

why the hell is this comment getting so many likes

[@ghostlybirde7177]

@Back2FutureFan6 oh

[@Xrairyn]

Definitely lol

[@localforestdeity]

"THEY SAID NOT TO DRINK IT! Oh well, I'll just get new water" *drinks the chemical water a few minutes after*

[@Red-Tempest]

@W A N T • S Ę Х • My name is Rita ! why is your name tag in existence

[@stuffyworld10]

Right? Lol I was sitting there praying he got new water off camera or something

[@rockkandicore]

@@stuffyworld10 I was gonna say that lmao

[@ComsicHatM]

@@stuffyworld10 nah he'll be fine considering it didnt have time to react

[@maykethijs9033]

haha lol i was looking for this comment

[@Daziaq]

i didnt realize that mark's voice changes so much when speaking english than korean edit: as a korean im happy that he said korean was the best :)

[@erinbeaud4556]

As a similar kind of mixed as Mark, can confirm. My whole voice changes when I speak my other language.

[@user-rg7gj8ph3g]

Me too

[@Overlord99762]

It's rather common, my voice changes when speaking English or Spanish

[@_silver_sun_]

It's really cool to hear him speak Korean! I love hearing people switch from language to language.

[@ssomniphobic]

Mark: *Don’t tell Amy* Unus Annus Fans: Yea we know a thing or two about that.

[@aidaadib2937]

Memento mori

[@renegonzalez2299]

@@aidaadib2937 ur a man of culture

[@ayjay2x927]

We know a thing or two because we've seen a thing or two

[@helenaurquiza2977]

not my fan account being “don’t_tell_amy”

[@corbinbrier0]

@@ayjay2x927 Fuck Del Monte. Farmer's Insurance sponsorships when?

[@yourordinarycarl8010]

America: you need water to cook up the main food Korea: you need water to cook up the main food, but needs to be hot or cold Russia: here's a mini stove, go nuts

[@chalep-is-in-youtube-yo1504]

Underrated

[@yourordinarycarl8010]

@@hithere2471 pov: you can't stop minding people business

[@yourordinarycarl8010]

@@hithere2471 who?

[@hithere2471]

@@yourordinarycarl8010 first, i think i saw one. But maybe i was just dreaming idk

[@chalep-is-in-youtube-yo1504]

For fvck sake what kind of pov is this

[@Skarfar90]

I think the best way to work the FRH (flameless ration heater), is to shake it up after adding water, so that the entire heating element inside gets soaked. It will make a big difference 😁

[@CasualAviationEnthusiast]

Royal Canadian Air Cadet here! We also have snack bread! It had a legendary status in our squadron for infamously giving cadets constipation. We also had an attitude check (motto) and our attitude check was about snack bread. Our syndicate (group of cadets) was also affectionately named snack bread! We also won the attitude check competition!

[@yumourii]

Mark: “Why would they put a packet of sugar?” Me: THE TEA!!!!!!!!!

[@youngoldschoolgamer6432]

I KNOW RIGHT !

[@AceofSnakes77]

That's what the jam is for too! My russian grandma puts jam in tea

[@meek4109]

@@AceofSnakes77 What kind of jam? :O Never heard of someone putting jam in tea but it is interesting. xD

[@sdasdawsta]

@@meek4109 normal strawberry jam in some fruit tea is nice my hungaryen grandmother did the same thing

[@AceofSnakes77]

@@meek4109 maybe my grandma is just weird lol 😆

[@vint6ge190]

"Cocaine??" "FLOUR!" "..cheeeeeeessseee"

[@imafish3215]

It was dehydrated milk, Lol

[@lunar6156]

And Cocaine is dehydrated Coca-Cola

[@Dushess]

@@lunar6156 3 knocks in door. Also the cheese is closest.

[@Xx_LennyxGaming_xX]

@@lunar6156 And thats why I quit drinking coca cola

[@hiffahyphae6707]

@@lunar6156 I have no idea why but I really feel like Lou would absolutely say that

[@is2xaccc]

i absolutely adore the label on the back of that pouch that says "rock or something"

[@akb_alb]

Боже, я так уржался, когда Марк подумал, что сахар это какой-то напиток :D (God, it was so funny to watch Mark drinking sugar as some drink mix :D)

[@MeribelNova]

"Cocaine?!??!" "fLOUR!!!!" *sniff* "Cheeeeeeeeeeese..."

[@satoshikazami6958]

Ccchheeeeeeesseee is one hell of a drug

[@deirdreleamy4678]

@@satoshikazami6958 loool

[@enomly8360]

Yo I think Lunky was in the video, at 21:23 it said I'm watching

[@nou6676]

21:22

[@tomclanys]

@@enomly8360 how many more times will you copy paste this?

[@benebs_]

“What is this? Cocaine?” *Sniffs* “CHEEEEEEEEEEEEESE”

[@gloomy_nightflower7007]

C O C A I N E

[@iwannabehomern20]

@@gloomy_nightflower7007 same thing🤷🏻‍♂️

[@funnygiggle229]

Imagine that was Cocaine

[@Mental.focus.vidsIG]

Flour? Cocaine? Flour! Sniff* CHEEEEEEEESE

[@ELIAHBLEU]

I comeback to this video when i'm feeling down. I watched this video too many times. It's honestly one of my fav videos on the internet.

[@Nega-Tim]

Same bro.

[@YesTheDoorMatt]

26:41 “It’s like out cars, too big, too ornery, too angry… but you kinda like it.” 😂

[@litalunasol9347]

I think he's trying to send himself back to the hospital

[@thefirstsin]

LMFAO nooo

[@bruhmoment12343]

Bro...

[@chanyeongpark4040]

Thats what I exactly thought😂

[@Lewd-Tenant_Isan]

He _is_ a masochist so that is a very likely possibility

[@zeustehbirb3000]

@@Lewd-Tenant_Isan HES *NOT* A MASOCHIST. He just wants to test his limits and go even FURTHER *BEYOND*

[@bradykennemur1300]

“Don’t drink water from bag” Mark: makes orange juice.

[@MannMannMannMann]

I think he switched it out

[@buggy1513]

im scared for him :(

[@vegito2278]

Lol

[@Abbot3663]

It meant from the heating bag

[@destroyerattomic5979]

I was thinking that to

[@michaelallen7163]

Mark, I've been watching your channel since I was 10, I grew up and joined the marines, I'm now 20 and seeing you eating what I usually eat is awesome and it has the same effect as meeting you in person

[@MrLoverman7134]

I'm going to fail my ASL finals.

[@crony2388]

@@MrLoverman7134 Did you fail your ASL finals? It's been two months

[@MrLoverman7134]

@@crony2388 no I passed with a C which isn't the best but I'll take it

[@crony2388]

@@MrLoverman7134 Awesome :)

[@Forest_Fern]

As a Russian, this video made me wheeze 😭 And that “drink mix” says sugar on it. The apple sauce is also not a drink mix 😭. The Russian food say oatmeal 😍

[@ripmp5k935]

Fun fact, Honey is the only non man made food that never spoils ever. Edit: This is only a generalized response and I'm not targeting anyone, but Salt is a rock, not food, it just happens to be edible, and unless you learned how to chew it (Ice does not count) then Water is not Food.

[@woohoobarz]

The bees know what they're doing

[@avalanche7139]

It’s because their knees.

[@karr2619]

Actually it can if the bottle it's in is open, P.s it happened to me

[@samantharoberts2053]

@@karr2619 it depends on how processed it is. In Egypt people are finding containers of honey in the crypts and such that is still perfectly fine, and that's hundred to thousands of years old

[@maynhardatkins8012]

And spam. Only queen Elizabeth was around for spam being made

[@NeverwascooL]

Mark: "I'm gonna eat this" 3 Days Later: "Hey guys, I'm in the hospital again.."

[@keylimetea]

😂😂😂😂

[@pastacrusader1900]

Ah shiiiiiiz

[@XShrike0]

I knew a guy that foolishly ate two MREs almost back to back. Later in the day, he was in the hospital because he was so backed up.

[@galaxyicewolfie]

He's jinxing himself again :l

[@dasaggropop1244]

nothing gets the constipation going like some good old mre

[@miabennett4787]

This has got to be my favourite video mark has made so far

[@arnavgupta4881]

Took me a while to realize that Mark drank the water with the tang that he was not meant to drink lol

[@renh7470]

"It feels like untapped potential, you know? You know? It feels like that kid who went through school in all the gifted classes and like, went into all the, like, exceptional classes and did really well without even really trying, a lot of effort, and everyone told the kid that like, "hey you're going to be something someday. You're really smart, you're really clever, you're really going at it." But they never applied themselves after that because they got in their heads that they didn't need to. Cuz of all this praise and it kind of got to them, and a-as things got harder, they never really knew how to cope with it, because they didn't really know how to put in the effort in the first place, they were so used to having things be easy for them to be... to shine through. And it's not that they got dumber, it's just that their expectations of themselves were so high that they expected to be able to pass with flying colors without any effort, but as things got harder and they needed to put in more effort so the... effort needed to scale proportionally to where they were, and yet... they kind of drifted and then they didn't really know what they were doing with their life, and they- they- they- they- they- felt like... you know, if they weren't going to get it in the first try they might as well not try at all and they kind of like faded out, and you know, it's not that they like, ended up, like, completely downtrodden and all, they just never lived up to the potential. It was there, but... never acted upon. You know what I mean? ... Turkeyyy!!!" -Markiplier, 2020

[@duckle360]

Jesus, you had a lot of time on your hands

[@arandomdeer6345]

I feel like this sums up me because It was easy for me in school, but now I don't care about my grades lol

[@mrglass1637]

Major kudos to you for typing that all out

[@ks_yes1491]

The way that that basically describes me hurts 😢 ✊😔

[@draconicreconcile]

Literally, me. Maybe he had this crisis before.

[@austinciampa4465]

Amy: "causes nausea, vomiting..." Mark: ...I'm gonna eat it anyway

[@oliviajohnson2481]

100th like- thats satisfying

[@cayfire129]

This is why he keeps ending up in the hospital

[@TheBlackRose666]

@@cayfire129 you owe me a meme if he ends up there again

[@Numbattery]

this is why he has 1,827 issues with his intestines

[@mannysosa4358]

0:59 I laughed my butt off when he did the epic intro. I vibe with this for a few seconds, and then I can start laughing.

[@daniellec6573]

hearing him speak Korean is awesome

[@bluelfsuma]

Oh, I see. He's not a masochist. *He's suicidal.*

[@system_mistakes8500]

LISTEN- STOP CALLIN ME OUT--

[@dubstepilluminati1823]

😂😂😂

[@rayrannfeldt8141]

@@system_mistakes8500 NO HE WAS CALLING ME OUT

[@rayrannfeldt8141]

@@system_mistakes8500 AHHHHHHHHHHHH

[@dubstepilluminati1823]

@@toastarkat ok 🤣🤣🤣

[@flameyboy4184]

“Food go bad sometime, but food no go good all time” -hee-hoo the caveman

[@yelpkelp9134]

Flame boy mean caveman hee-hoo? Me thinks he mean hee-hoo

[@brojd4308]

You mean heehoo

[@artistmaybe3259]

Hee-Hoo*

[@4effort0error4]

Hee-Hoo

[@zulcrux262]

@@4effort0error4 *confused unga-bunga*

[@aabatteries6739]

Thanks for giving me a heads up of what I have to look forward to.

[@ihatemymoney4683]

"i would eat those plants..." *tap tap* "green beans... in a can" the most relatable thing mark has said

[@Secret_Takodachi]

Mark JUST got his bowels back to normal: now he's gunna get em impacted all over again

[@narutostolemyramon]

No joke you shouldnt eat more than 2 bc you will be pooping alot or backed up!

[@baringinsaktiboy4279]

@@user-sc8uu9kf3o what are you ok?

[@jonathanwells223]

@@baringinsaktiboy4279 just ignore him, he’s doing it for attention

[@hanakofan0722]

Why does he do this though 🤣🤣🤣

[@Future_Doggo]

@@iwantsexseemyvideo8642 Stup

[@andreid7846]

Marks thought process “Flour?” “Cocaine?” “Cheese 😃”

[@andreid7846]

Why

[@mrlolgameryt1]

@@andreid7846 don't worry ignore him he's most likely a bot

[@user-sd7pl9cu6m]

Funny thing,is that I know Russian very well,and it was funny to see Mark drink sugar with water😂

[@thewiseoldfox]

@Ì Am ĶeviňBB aaaand another spam report for you

[@mykneesarebees7242]

Ì Am ĶeviňBB no

[@BrokenDread]

For the ravioli, the sleeve needs to be put over the bag all the way, the sleeve needs to cover the ravioli bag completely to ensure uniform heat.

[@Batzilla69420]

mark:why is there just a packet of sugar?? the tea he pulled out earlier:

[@christopherfrederichs1344]

“Hi, can I get a meat lovers with cheese?” “Sure, where would you like it delivered?” “The front lines.”

[@drockman92]

That would be an awesome delivery guy.

[@random_bliss7827]

@@drockman92 the war people and enimys (sorry for my spelling): OOOOHHH THANKS JIM! -eats slice and starts shooting-

[@chinmustache6420]

No one shoots the delivery man, they try to capture him at all costs

[@random_bliss7827]

@@chinmustache6420 correct.tjey shall make him s l a v e For P I Z Z A

[@thestarprince]

Best delivery guy hands down

[@noeley]

Keanu Reeves Trying Korean, Russian, and American MREs

[@DenvaProbablyDraws]

He does look like Keanu Reeve's cousin tho

[@analourdeselizondo2777]

Oh yes, please

[@fatima._.2945]

Jaebeom and Mark are distant cousins. (Kpop joke)

[@mathnasiumalumni7608]

not funny didn't laugh

[@briannaallen9615]

Do not drink, pours in glass saying he’ll change it then drinks the cool aid powder from the drink he forgot to change lmfao

[@ericmaloney6730]

And he didn't eat the turkey nuggets lmao

[@loganboyd6609]

​@@ericmaloney6730he literally grabbed one of the turkey nuggets up ate it flicked the tray while saying lot a pepper

[@YourMom-yg1yw]

Mark: you’re not supposed to drink this *pours it in water* Mark .000005 seconds later: *makes some orange water, sip sip sip*

[@strikefreedom6287]

Hopefully it doesnt effect him too much

[@JediFrog]

Glad I'm not ther only one who thought about that the second he did that

[@preciousbarrow4448]

I came in the comments looking to see if anyone else noticed

[@alexanderinabowl]

Yeah

[@owliviabelly]

“Do not overfill.” _1 millisecond later_ “I OVERFILLED!!”

[@warlock1860]

He also puts the water in the cup acknowledges he shouldn't drink it and then immediately drinks it with flavor powder

[@tawneysmith9448]

@ Conor Austin I noticed that as well. I hope it wasn't enough to cause harm.

[@daydreamer9587]

@@warlock1860 im glad someone noticed lol

[@anidiot4558]

@Ì Am ĶeviňBB shut up

[@pickle4293]

"THEY SAID NOT TO DRINK IT." forgets to change the water and drinks it.

[@firewarrior9999]

When I hunted with my dad, he always had a corple MREs in case of emergencies. I never tried one, but he said it's comforting when the bag warms up in the cold.

[@GamefGoof]

I like he said I'm going to wing it bet yet the heating packet can explode

[@1p3g82]

“they told me not to drink it” “ehh ill get more water later” *drinks poison water*

[@gabrielwong89]

He ended up with food poisoning after the video and uploaded in instagram

[@Asterion5560]

@@gabrielwong89 I don’t think he did it’s all cloak merch and the hospital trip was before this vid

[@xoertance0d214]

TakenKing vids take time to upload he probably got to the hospital before the vid uploaded

[@Asterion5560]

@@xoertance0d214 yeah could be

[@melvindahlburger9587]

I was actually going to comment the exact same thing

[@Black-yt8of]

General: NO EATING ON THE FRONTLINE Soldiers at the back of the trench:

[@lifer132]

Alternate version: Teacher: NO EATING IN THE CLASS Backbenchers:

[@christianalfonso4590]

@@lifer132 sheeeeeeesh

[@noahbrov]

Well, they're not on the frontline... Technically speaking...

[@danksquidward]

@@lifer132 you didn’t get the joke did you. This was the military version of that joke. Bruh...

[@notsogoodatthisshi]

Ay yo Sergeant want some ravioli?

[@Michael_A284]

Soldier:WE NEED BACKUP! The Sargeant:call THE PIZZA GUY

[@zaidinaumar]

This is definitely one of those videos where you can just go back to watch it after not watching it for a couple of months and still find it entertaining

[@apollyonsol7871]

Mark: "Soldiers typically buy the tray to eat the MRE." Me, a Soldier who wasn't even allowed to heat up the food: *shocked pikachu face*

[@destinymoebius4683]

Same, tho

[@LadyZeke]

Thank you for your service, be well and safe ❣️

[@Meep_2306]

My dad said the only good thing in his MRE was the bag of M&M's he got lol. he never got to heat anything up either

[@gracifleener6051]

Why weren't you allowed to?

[@therogueadmiral]

Ikr. And the difficult to open packaging. Not very helpful when you have 5 minutes to chow.

[@JeweledLove]

Mark: "I'm not a masochist" Also Mark: giving himself food poisoning _again_

[@frmad9329]

@@ritawant1063 BRUH DA PHUQ?

[@joemattingly3610]

That joke is dead. Nobody likes it anymore

[@thefrogqueen1290]

😂😂

[@christinaborges7610]

@@joemattingly3610 everyone likes it, don't put urself with everyone just bc u don't like it😂

[@itshappyhyrda3970]

666 likes interesting

[@StaviPorter]

So.. we switched out the glass with MRE heater water right? Lol

[@brycenhoffman4743]

"It's says not to drink that oh I'll probably get more water" 4 min later (pours drink packet into water)

[@myeswright4214]

Amy: “formaldehyde, ammonia, may cause nausea, vomiting” Mark *eats it anyway*

[@mmaus688]

Yeah no thats probably the burning tablet. The meal itself reads govedina which is just beef in russian. Edit: My bad i read the wrong case, the one he opened says kaša perlovaya which i believe is barley porridge. Still not toxic i hope.

[@parkerglidewell7886]

“It wasn’t commercial, it was illegal” -Markiplier 2020

[@thewiseoldfox]

@Ì Am ĶeviňBB another spam report...

[@sorrybrunoigotpurplehazed2232]

@Ì Am ĶeviňBB stfu

[@ReignRN]

not funny

[@komradeezra]

ah yes classic comedy :)

[@chococ00kie84]

Lol

[@user-tn2zp2jo7c]

Bro, Russia, you're already the largest country, you don't need the largest MRE's too

[@dusty_._]

“ill get new water” DOESNT GET NEW WATER DRINKS SAID POISON “oh it doesn’t taste that bad”

[@AustinNRD]

digiorno: “It’s not delivery, it’s digiorno” Mark: “It’s not commercial, it’s illegal” P.S: I know it’s cliche but… Thanks for all the likes!

[@PersonProductions1]

agreed

[@SacarouK]

Now it has to be delivery

[@adude8579]

Yes

[@YiPeaches]

aight you win this quote

[@BlueFlagAlpha]

yeah

[@bdawg1118]

Looks: “Cocaine?” Feels: “Flour!” Smells: “cheeeeeese”

[@LorienWicck]

Tbh I think it was milk powder lol

[@bdawg1118]

@@LorienWicck most likely

[@theothenbrabbit998]

This part had me dying for some dumb fucking reason xD

[@mrbeans-yp1gv]

Hotel? Trivago

[@Gacha-RNG]

Sounds:

[@Phantom-tm5bo]

I am glad the Forbid MRE didn't make any screen time If you know you know

[@monke6395]

America and Russia: Here rations soldier, packed with artificial nutrients so you may fight! Korea : I packed you some rice Young man, here's some oil and off you go

[@vhs-catastrophe6634]

I want a soldier from America, Russia, and Korea all to come together and watch mark open the MREs

[@moderntactical486]

Im laughing my ass off as a vet

[@chives4878]

Yes

[@squimpy0]

@@moderntactical486 i respecc you sir/ma'am

[@logangagnepain7154]

He flubbed it so hard with the Russian MRE (the best one of the 3). But, hes Mark. I love him no matter what he does to my favorite MRE.

[@SGTPandaOfficial]

I’d love to see that! I’ve only ever had American MREs in the US Army.

[@1firesource489]

Damn this pandemic has transformed Markiplier into 'Keanu Reeves' without a beard

[@Symbolic-Sky]

thank you I was thinking that

[@mastergamerwasd5508]

No he is just transforming into Annus. lol

[@Symbolic-Sky]

@@mastergamerwasd5508 I was thinking Johny silverhand lol

[@technoraver99]

some ideas for a better planet Matthew 5: 27-28 “You have heard that it was said, ‘You shall not commit adultery.’ But I say to you that everyone who looks at a woman with lustful intent has already committed adultery with her in his heart. Luke 17:1 And he said to his disciples, “Temptations to sin are sure to come, but woe to the one through whom they come! better stop producing / uploading / watching "music videos".. (or similar videos, pics, profile pictures, thumbnails, title names, headlines, usernames + harmful comments, bad words, lies, disrespect, harmful lyrics etc! on social media + everywhere else too. "Temptations to sin" / seduction etc. must stop) start deleting? censoring etc.? destroy your smartphones, cams, data storage devices etc? would be better. remove temptations / seduction + other evil things from TV, magazines, radio stations, broadcasting etc? would be better. many young people are watching those videos (or reading / typing harmful comments, or doing other bad things!) etc. all over the world. and its NOT ok! parents? (or people in authority): intervene?! seriously wait.. there is more: harmful drawings / comics / animations etc, clothing / styles / hairstyles / behaviour, facial expressions, gestures, dancemoves, acting, exercises, sports etc. harmful things in video games, news, reports, interviews, vlogs, tutorials, movies, series, trailers, entertainment shows, (+ backgrounds + surroundings), books, art, artworks, calendars, posters, business flyers, catalogues, leaflets, packagings, stickers etc. (words, speeches (+ voice types, vocal color etc), music, sounds, visuals, references! etc.) harmful things in stores and online shops, advertisements + advertising, commercials... + better stop online dating and other harmful things! maybe.. support ocean or river! clean up organizations? (i think it is of high importance) (in india, pakistan, africa etc) + support animal welfare (animal shelters (money for food or new fluffy dog beds? blankets?, small fluffy carpets? (+ washing machines?), pet vitamin supplements, + pet supplies (dog toothbrushes?), pet toys, dog hairbrush? (parasites!) bath towels?, medical checks, dental care? / nail, paw care? etc. pet heating pads? heated dog houses? (for winter or in cold areas), pet cooling mats / pads (on hot days, summer etc), diesel powered portable generators? (outdoor electric power generation) (to run vacuum cleaners, washing machines etc), solar lamps? (smart lighting solutions), transport vehicles, maintenance work etc. + other improvements, additional staff + volunteers, more safety, beautifications? etc. topiary? + animal rescue ? (dog rescue projects in india?), animal hospitals? (in poor countries or districts) or homeless people in your area? (btw governments should help these people! seriously. fast / adequate / individual support?!) support some of them? as an act of goodwill. + always be careful: corona etc.! or become a firefighter, volunteer firefighter (+ driver? (pump operator), paramedic or ER doctor? ER nurse? ambulatory care? or shuttle service? (for people with disabilities) + be cautious: corona etc! become an instructor? (fire and rescue?, emergency medical services?, advanced driving techniques?, advanced first aid?, psychological first aid?, wound care management!? + preventions (decubitus!, contractures!, thrush!, periodontitis!, loneliness?? etc) (nursing homes / home care / hospitals etc. + training seminars for employees) + hygienics?, high angle rescue techniques?, first aid for pets?, basic pet care?, junior firefighter programs?) start reading medical books? (anatomy? / physiology? / ECG interpretation? / EMS (paramedic books?) or nursing books? or blood banking and transfusion medicine? or dental engineering? medical or rescue engineering? medical dictionary? (illustrated) become a dog trainer? (rescue dogs, avalanche rescue dogs, therapy dogs) education? + watch out! dogs, cats etc. can transmit / spread corona! become an animal rescuer or animal doctor? + watch out! CORONA! (protection, safety measures etc.) Can the coronaviruses be transmitted between animals and people? they say: Coronaviruses are zoonotic, meaning they are transmitted between animals and people! maybe... plant a tree? many trees? a walnut tree?? in a park, garden or backyard? a walnut tree = food source (for birds etc) + oxygen generator. + provide water for animals in summer? fresh water source? or bird bath? or food? (daily? or several times a week?) use checklists to improve efficiency? snowy days? become a snowplow driver? (volunteer?) or towing service worker? or pharmaceutical supplier? + be cautious: corona! new technologies + other cool things: Far-UVC light (222nm) efficiently and safely inactivates airborne human coronaviruses?? (+ flu virus and many other?) do research? progress? + installations? (in offices, busses, trains, restrooms, elevators, classrooms, corridors, stairwells, hospitals etc?) .. could save lives. + improve immune systems? (food nutrients?) + portable plexiglass virus shields? (for counters, offices, workplaces, waiting rooms, buses, trains, passenger cabins etc) + air purifiers? (with HEPA filter) + limit the number of customers in stores, shopping malls, buses etc? + keep windows / vehicle windows wide! open for ventilation? + stay at home? amazing tools for rescue workers: portable hydraulic StrongArm (r) for firefighters etc. ( jawsoflife com ), hands free thermal vision (in mask imaging system), in mask heat vision (temperature display etc) or c-thru technology. + there are more amazing tools! high rise rescue solution? SPARS parachute rescue system? ( cosmic-rs com ) fireproof clothing? + fire escape hoods?! (fire escape hoods and fire escape masks are designed to help you to escape from a burning building. each of these fire escape masks and hoods allows you 15 ? minutes to flee through the toxic gases / smoke) smoke detectors with LCD display?, CO detectors?, fire blankets?, fire extinguisher? (+ fireproof clothing, cap, gloves, safety glasses etc?) (+ fire extinguisher selection chart?) fire suppression systems? smoke extraction? fire protective coatings? (or anti corrosion?), seat belt cutter? useful gift idea? for family or friends etc. (or useful teaching books etc.) support fire and rescue departments / services in poor countries or districts? (new helmet lamps, safety clothing + shoes, new equipment, fire escape hoods, thermal monitoring? (thermal vision will help you to track down a fire's source and smouldering fires in dark. glowing embers as well as fire hot-spots can be detected and fighted very fast and efficiently! + mobile infrared cameras could detect hidden hotspots or locate people in smoke-filled buildings), first responder kits etc. / communication devices (wearing! portable radios), new vehicles? a turntable ladder? training verhicles? new motorcycles? (+ customizable / agility / more efficiency, + difficult terrain / crowded areas etc), new firefighter / rescue helicopters? (certain areas) new reanimation boards (for nursing homes / hospitals etc), new lifters? (patient transfer solutions), protection equipment / protective gear (corona), medical oxygen??, ventilators?, AEDs + first responder kits, pulse oximeters, diagnostic penlights, glucometers? (+ strips), + various batteries (or battery charger?), blood pressure cuffs, stethoscopes, weight scales, label machines? (for clothing or other personal things), rescue blankets?, stifneck collars?, thermometers, neck pillows, heating pads / cooling packs (or aspirators + tubes, IV poles, (+ IV (intravenous) nutrition), breath exercisers, electric shavers!, nail clippers!, glasses cleaning cloths, non-slip socks! and many other good things + health care products (high quality products?) etc, compression bandages, medical dressing (+ anti pressure sores (decubitus!) elbow / heel protectors / pads / comfort cushions etc), CPR training simulators?, disposable ambu bags?, new rollators + replacement parts (+ hip protectors etc), wheelchairs + replacement parts (footrests, leg rest, headrest + cushion, armrest pads + comfort pillows?, cushion pads etc. to prevent pressure sores!), gel pads for shoes + back heel pads etc (+ improved skin inspections?! + treatment + reports + regular checks (+ photo documentation? with digital camera (disease / wound / injury processes! etc), anti decubitus air mattress for additional prevention?, + prevent hand contractures? (hand / wrist / finger splints?, hand therapy ball exercises?), auxiliary eating spoon and fork? (stroke hemiplegia rehabilitation training) comfort grips cutlery? (great for parkinson / disabled, suffering with tremors and trembling hands etc), medical alert system solutions?, own phones for all employees? (more efficiency / more safety), electric armchairs (more comfort), ergotherapy? (useful + less loneliness! + caution: corona!), water dispensers (less dehydration) (+ caution: edema / pulmonary edema / other diseases etc.), outdoor corner sofa + table? (garden, terrace / + all weather proof) + electric awning?, lighting solutions? + cool floor / garden lamps? (solar?, waterproof), teamwork + helping each other? (+ watchfulness, attentiveness, helpfulness, care, + honesty, accuracy, + giving helpful tips / hints, + politeness, being thankful, being focused), + preventing back injuries? (employees! / patients) (lift and carry properly. (+ teamwork? / use tools and aids?) + gymnastic exercises for a strong back?, (+ protect (treat carefully) your joints, elbows, kneecaps etc! + your nerves!), + energy and resource saving concepts?, tasty / healthy food? (+ additional: instant soups?, ready meals?, canned foods? for hungry employees / night shift etc), (+ vegan cooking books? give it a try? at home?) + other improvements, beautifications, more safety, comfort etc. + spreading good mood? (less sadness etc) (+ please be careful: corona!)

[@Symbolic-Sky]

@@technoraver99 While your intentions are good, I'm a Christian and I can promise you're not reaching anyone with this. Mark is a good guy and has donated millions in charity, and worked with Make-A-Wish foundation making the world better through laughter and joy. The only thing you're doing is preaching to people by telling them that the things they love and enjoy are sins when they're actually not. It's no our place to judge others it's Gods place. Majority of the people watching this are Kids, teens or young adults who are trying to get an escape from reality. You're just going to get reported if you post things like this and I would hate to see something like that happen to someone who I'm sure means well.

[@Coach_Gaming_Today]

He looks like reanu keeves

[@emmy9892]

The green packet that you put in your water for Russia was for the tea

[@suckondeeznutskaeya]

"FoOd n0 fOød, bUt sOmeTiMes fOoD sTay FOoD" Hee hoo, use your words

[@kneau]

"but food no go food, all time."

[@solkatships5286]

😭😭 heeee hooooooooo

[@ReignRN]

not funny

[@scoutbite4334]

Hehe Hee hoo go riddle master

[@kneau]

@@ReignRN funny not funny, but sometimes funny stay funny or even go funny, all time.

[@ganchroi]

Markiplier: "Is this sugar, why is there sugar?" Teabag: "I EXIST, POUR SOME WATER AND SUGAR ON ME BABY!"

[@jeal5022]

Wow, 144 likes in two days..

[@scottmannx4527]

216 likes in 3 days

[@razelolgd]

310 likes in 3 days...

[@official_alexthemetalhead]

Still in the 300s after 4 days.

[@3ofSpades]

"IN THE NAME OF LOVE!"

[@ryderrettenmaier2885]

quote from my dad (82nd airborne) "it fells sacrilegious to eat this thing hot

[@_SurferGeek_]

3:45 - Let's get this out on a tray... nice!

[@mpearson]

*pours water that was in the heater back into the cup* “I’ll get more water later” *doesn’t get more water* *pours drink mix into the water* *drinks it*

[@divyanshubansal3095]

I was trying to find a comment about it and I did. Gr8 to know I'm not the only one who was concerned

[@diesel_upheaval492]

I realized aswell

[@BakugouUwU303]

I noticed it

[@t.kaline4378]

Yeah..... thats a thing that he in fact did.

[@shadowlion0131]

Omg, I hope his stomach really is made of iron otherwise he's in trouble.

[@amberrose7495]

America : we have a pouch that will instantly heat your food. Russia: here’s a mini campfire good luck

[@hounddogjakegaming]

Lol

[@davidbell292]

RUSSIA

[@Hairysteed]

Usually in the arctic/sub-arctic your tent is heated by a stove so most of the time you don't even need one.

[@cheese7326]

Да

[@dunnigaming8655]

Blyat

[@EzekielBread-fv1xc]

i love this video because of how mark is just doing his own thing with the meat can

[@BrokenDread]

Mark: Reads fine print on American MRE. "U.S. Government property. Commercial sale is unlawful." I'M GOIN TO JAIL

[@irinasoboleva8419]

“i feel like this is some kind of drink mix” MARK ITS SUGAR. ITS STRAIGHT SUGAR

[@HappyJazzLover]

We have Russian fun here, hm? :)

[@irinasoboleva8419]

@@HappyJazzLover ofc hahah

[@0Perhaps]

Killua

[@kingh_smarta7024]

what's funnier is that he said it tasted like nothing

[@PNolandS]

Mark: *burns the table* Unus Annus fans: Let me guess, don’t tell Amy...

[@CheshieD]

Lmao I was waiting for him to say those words

[@vodkabread]

Don't tell amy

[@darkdoesstuff5358]

OMG YES!

[@elijahnavarette8957]

Y E S

[@jooniperlynn7394]

Idk how many more things we can hide from her.

[@imnotohwell3528]

"dont drink the water after making" *markiplier makes orange mix out of the water that got poured out*

[@dancesmokesmile344]

16:18 oh no, that container looks exactly like cheap dog food containers here in Norway. The color, shape, material, whatever is inside of it. I have one in the fridge I bought as emergency dog food because I ran out of food and couldn’t get the high quality until the next day, so I just bought a cheap one at the grocery store 😂

[@JesBdoinItAgain]

Nobody: Mark after he's outta the hospital: *alright, we're Eating MRE's today*

[@OceanManDon]

Those things will TEAR your bowels UP

[@overthinking3573]

@@OceanManDon I was absolutely fine after being on these for a week

[@OceanManDon]

@@overthinking3573 they murdered me maybe my friend bought shady ones

[@OceanManDon]

I went on a hunting trip with a buddy to the middle of no where and he said he'd bring food he brought mre's and water

[@overthinking3573]

@@OceanManDon you might have a weak stomach. In basic one dude in our flight didn't shit for the entire week, then last day dropped a log so big and wide it stood up in the toilet. Wouldnt flush, or break up. They had to physically carry it away and dispose of it that way, it was as big as my arm.

[@kyuubicat5]

“You can’t order a pizza in the middle of a war zone.” Not with that attitude you can’t

[@daleharden1749]

We need a modern version of "Saving Private Ryan" where an Uber driver has to make a perilous journey to deliver Domino's to an Army unit stationed in Baghdad.

[@intellectual_idiot7195]

@@daleharden1749 and if they really want to be accurate the Uber driver won’t get a tip

[@kyuubicat5]

@@daleharden1749 Yes xD

[@jorgyt754]

Anything's possible if you have a positive view on it

[@adeadgirlXD]

Lol

[@zynnifyyy]

“It wasn’t commercial, it was illegal

[@Cainthegodslayer]

Just for your information. There were several big scandals in russian military procurment, including with food. One of these was, that allegedly the officer in charge stole the funds and replaced the meat supply with (possibly expired) canned dogfood.

[@Captain_Yata]

Oh dear that's not good

[@dogevoadoriii]

Russia moment

[@secretforreddit]

Markiplier: has chronic digestive issues Also Markiplier: eats three MREs

[@joelrohlandt6347]

U were here a hour ago

[@secretforreddit]

@@joelrohlandt6347 Yes? I watched this an hour ago. Now it is an hour later, because time has passed.

[@slu4aennepoznat216]

**me watching it now**😳😳😁😁

[@phin69]

he also drank the water he wasn't allowed to drink cause its dangerous and chemicals, then he ate the meat that amy said not to eat cause it will give him bad bad no good problems cause its dangerous and chemicals.... the next video will be he's in the hospital... again,...again

[@screwinglogic4564]

@@secretforreddit it is now many more hours later. Four if I have counted correctly. Time sure is fascinating