Trying Korean, Russian, and American MREs

[@daltonrlee]

Active duty Army here- the number of times I’ve heard “I’m just gonna wing it” in reference to the heating pack is a very large amount. And in regards to the American spoon, there has been an Army Ranger who has a confirmed kill with one.

[@Joreel]

Amen, but it was always funny to see someone just "wing it"... Results variety widely 😲

[@typhoontav5361]

How the fuck does someone have a confirmed kill with a spoon

[@alexandergonzalez1665]

Terrorist: *causes violence and destruction* America: *pulls out spoon*

[@LTOZONE240]

Yes you are right lol I heard that story in training years ago

[@thatothermainprotagonist4956]

or the heat packet is leaking and you don't notice and you foods still cold....its some sad times

[@StairwaytoHeavenLZ]

"This could definitely double as a weapon" Little did he know that an Army Ranger stabbed an insurgent to death with an MRE spoon in 2016.

[@Omega14343]

Knives are for cowards amirite

[@darkwolf3059]

wait really

[@Sundowner679]

Fact Checked, your getting a upvote from me

[@josephcongdon427]

More than one have used mre spoons as knives. A marine stabbed a guy in the eye in faluja cause it was the only thing he could grab lol

[@h2dfives799]

@@Sundowner679 mind sharing the link? I have interest

[@somebastardontheinternet]

Amy: "You probably shouldn't eat that." Mark, *who was just recently hospitalized* : "Imma eat that."

[@makailamurphy5855]

Poptarts bro...

[@enomly8360]

Yo I think Lunky was in the video, at 21:23 it said I'm watching

[@DonovanPresents]

What if this was filmed before hospitalization? 🤔

[@Blueflag04]

here we go again

[@mumu_ali5774]

That's wat I was saying the whole video.

[@strf90105]

3 years late but The American one contains a single meal, so in the field, in the absence of a kitchen, and the availability of an MRE, you can end up with 3 of those packs a day with 24 menus. The flameless ration heater is a mixed bag, with some working fine, others not really that effective, also depending on the amount of water you put and how sealed the bag is. Not the best retort pouch for sure. It's also got a lot of snacks, with some coming with entire packs of skittles or corn nuts. The spoon and accessory packet is a fixed addition, each containing gums, tissues, seasoning, matches, and coffee or juice. The Russian MRE is a 24 hour ration, that's why it has so much stuff and 3 main meals. It's got less variety , but it's much easier to get to the soldier because you don't need to carry multiple meals a day like the US MRE so you can hand one to a soldier and tell him to come back for another tomorrow, but it's not as diverse and you're gonna get bored of it eventually. The matches are very nice though. There was a scandal before where Russian army served their troops canned dog food re-labeled as premium canned meat, and the whistleblower was jailed for exposing it and they promised the public they won't do that anymore, but you know how Russian government is about promises, so make of that what you will about the quality of the food. Also you have to cook it over flame if you want it to be palatable, which is not nice when you're out in the field trying to stay concealed. Some other MRE's that use heating tablets are French and Italian among others. The Korean MRE comes in 3 forms. One is the one like this, which is dehydrated rice, vegetable and shrimp or chicken or beef, and the actual army ones have sesame oil and the spicy sauce. The second type is a collection of small boxes making up a couple different options, like different types of rice, different main menu, and the usual side dishes like kimchi or black beans. It's meant for quick bulk preparation for units. It's the worst tasting one. The last one is the coveted US style MRE with a zip lock style top, which has a main fried-rice menu with I believe different side dish options being meatballs or sausages. It also has a retort pouch for heating like the American flameless ration heater, but you don't have to pour water into it as it comes pre-packaged with the right amount, and you pull on a plastic drawstring which ruptures the water bag inside of the chemical bag, and the food is placed outside of the reaction chamber before putting everything in the MRE bag and zipping it shut. It really works so much better than the American one, with better reliability and the heat much hotter. It also comes with a pack of army brand M&M's type chocolate which is mid and an almond pound cake that is super dense and hearty with mild enjoyable flavors. The only issue is it's expensive to produce so you're not gonna see much going around.

[@DuZbii]

Wow, thats interesting. Thanks alot!

[@vasanthm3494]

very informative, thanks

[@rubberducky767]

I never thought id see the day where someone wrote and entire essay in a youtube comment

[@strf90105]

@@rubberducky767 I tried a lot of them so I thought I'd share. There's some more but they seem to be less popular. IMO the worst is the humanitarian aid MRE, and the best is the French RCIR

[@strf90105]

@@valeriyapshenichnikova2430 When you can't read it but you want to stir the pot somehow

[@CanidRose]

Reminds me of a joke from Stargate SG-1 "This tastes like chicken." "What's wrong with that?" "It's macaroni and cheese."

[@chinmustache6420]

Accurate

[@Daffy_DuckxLSx]

I'm dead lmao

[@LaserCoreX]

Man ever since I've started watching that I've been seeing fans everywhere I go.

[@Dushess]

Next should be rant and intense debates about why everything like that in a future tastes like chicken.

[@Alexandra.AI.]

Nan... Kaaa! Now don't say "Ka" until you've tried it. 😂

[@BigMilkBill]

Korea: “Hot water make food hot” America: “Water make food hot” Russia: “ Hot make food hot”

[@caseyeriksen2345]

Underrated comment lol

[@lanternli1ac]

Food to make hot

[@jayblu_]

Hot food make water

[@shamefullife2459]

Hot food make happy soldier. Great comment.

[@trinalps]

the only one that doesn’t make sense is the American logic though

[@renh7470]

"It feels like untapped potential, you know? You know? It feels like that kid who went through school in all the gifted classes and like, went into all the, like, exceptional classes and did really well without even really trying, a lot of effort, and everyone told the kid that like, "hey you're going to be something someday. You're really smart, you're really clever, you're really going at it." But they never applied themselves after that because they got in their heads that they didn't need to. Cuz of all this praise and it kind of got to them, and a-as things got harder, they never really knew how to cope with it, because they didn't really know how to put in the effort in the first place, they were so used to having things be easy for them to be... to shine through. And it's not that they got dumber, it's just that their expectations of themselves were so high that they expected to be able to pass with flying colors without any effort, but as things got harder and they needed to put in more effort so the... effort needed to scale proportionally to where they were, and yet... they kind of drifted and then they didn't really know what they were doing with their life, and they- they- they- they- they- felt like... you know, if they weren't going to get it in the first try they might as well not try at all and they kind of like faded out, and you know, it's not that they like, ended up, like, completely downtrodden and all, they just never lived up to the potential. It was there, but... never acted upon. You know what I mean? ... Turkeyyy!!!" -Markiplier, 2020

[@duckle360]

Jesus, you had a lot of time on your hands

[@arandomdeer6345]

I feel like this sums up me because It was easy for me in school, but now I don't care about my grades lol

[@mrglass1637]

Major kudos to you for typing that all out

[@ks_yes1491]

The way that that basically describes me hurts 😢 ✊😔

[@draconicreconcile]

Literally, me. Maybe he had this crisis before.

[@zaidinaumar]

This is definitely one of those videos where you can just go back to watch it after not watching it for a couple of months and still find it entertaining

[@kwingle]

Right?! Honestly I know this isn’t exactly a Markiplier Classic, but this is the first video I tend to think of when I think of “Markiplier”. Always gotta watch it every now and then xD

[@mourningdewey]

i love watching this video while i eat food. it's like i'm having dinner with my very odd but very successful older cousin or uncle

[@MinosPrimeOfficial]

I do this

[@MinosPrimeOfficial]

@@kwingleI think of an angry gamer throwing his chair while playing getting over it

[@Colinlmao]

been doing that with this video for literal years lmao

[@TurtleSoup193]

Mark: *pours water from heater into glass* "I'll just get more water" Also mark: Pours orange flavouring into glass of water with heater water

[@urmom4829]

I'm glad im not the only one that seen that i was scared for him

[@icedchqi]

He probably got more later

[@brendendavis4466]

he would have been fine if he didnt change the water the reaction doesnt happen that fast

[@sarofrasan734]

dont deny the fact that he actually ate a food with burned chemical from plastic

[@zupermon7755]

Omg I laughed so hard XD

[@k19mcdaniel]

The previous owners of my house left tubs upon tubs of MRE's. When I was super poor and in-between jobs I lived off these things. I still have a decent amount left in case if emergency. My favorite one was the cheese tortellini.

[@MeemahSN]

Maybe the previous owners had a feeling someone would need them, so they left them.

[@Thetravelingmonke]

Those must’ve been lovely people

[@whattheshit4936]

You ever have the spinach and feta? Don’t EVER eat it cold. Ever.

[@Fred_the_1996]

@@whattheshit4936 thank you for the warning, I guess?

[@oceanman207]

@@Fred_the_1996 same with the clam chowder, it's super oily and gross when cold

[@MrCrazyGameGuy]

In the Russian pack, the can he broke was tushonka (meat soup) the one he was eating was kasha (meatloaf) and the powder that he thought was a drink mix was sugar. He used the "Cooker" upside down, the long prongs that he bent upwards were the legs and the short ones were the holder for the fuel, if he did it correctly it would have focused the flame into a long vertical flame. Also you're supposed to open the lid but not remove it completely as it contains the heat and evenly cooks it, he was also right about mixing it, you have to mix it up while it cooks or it will burn to the bottom of the can.

[@romanthegambler6966]

except for that kasha means porridge and tushonka is stewed meat.

[@psuedo_levi]

He also added apple jam into sugar water 🤧

[@suryakisku3895]

i wonder what the russian tea taste like he forget to taste that

[@romanthegambler6966]

@@suryakisku3895 probably not so good, it's a teabag, and it takes a lot to make them taste like good tea.

[@loganiushere]

@@romanthegambler6966 Do you know Russian? Does MrCrazyGameGuy know Russian? I don't, but I think only one of you actually knows it and the person who actually knows Russian is right.

[@Moonzokast]

3:11 "Food go bad sometime, but food no go good, all time." - Markiplier 2020

[@Nyeti53]

Every toddler trying to tell a story ever😂

[@BS_LOCK635]

markiplier is a caveman confirmed

[@caedesregis2006]

Found this comment literally while he was saying this

[@leestrin121]

Just so ppl are aware, Korean MRE in this video is not actually a military issued MRE, rather it is a commercially available “MRE” intended for camping and outdoor eating.

[@TuxVr.]

🍦

[@MinglesLingles]

🗿

[@TuxVr.]

🍨

[@bando_in]

Yes, the ration from the video isn't government issued, but it's made from the same manufacturing company. So I guess it shouldn't be a lot different from what the actual soldiers eat. (And the ration from the video is only the main meal. The soldiers are actually received a full packet which includes not only the main meal, but also side dishes and desserts.)

[@Alex_Diaz-Xul]

Shhh they dont have to know about this

[@vhs-catastrophe6634]

I want a soldier from America, Russia, and Korea all to come together and watch mark open the MREs

[@moderntactical486]

Im laughing my ass off as a vet

[@chives4878]

Yes

[@primusuckz]

@@moderntactical486 i respecc you sir/ma'am

[@logangagnepain7154]

He flubbed it so hard with the Russian MRE (the best one of the 3). But, hes Mark. I love him no matter what he does to my favorite MRE.

[@SGTPandaOfficial]

I’d love to see that! I’ve only ever had American MREs in the US Army.

[@maureenneiman9293]

don't worry, as a Russian speaker who has had a russian mre, there is nothing interesting to read on them If anyone is wondering what is in the the actual full day mre ,I have written it is Russian and in english for y'all Крекеры (хлеб Эми), карамель, сахар, чай с сахаром, джем. Два вида каши с говядиной (квадратные формы) и колбасной начинкой. таблетки гексамина, консервный нож, плита и поливитамины Crackers (amy's loaves), caramels, sugar, tea w/ sugar, jam. Two types of porridge with beef (square tins) and sausage stuffing. hexamine tablets, can opener, stove, and multivitamin.

[@ThePatrioticTurtle]

Did he cook it right?

[@jon3845]

@@ThePatrioticTurtle No.

[@acrymss6888]

I felt pain when he messed it all up

[@gothgamergrill]

How do you even use one of them?

[@maureenneiman9293]

@@gothgamergrill you keep the tin closed, or you can not heat it at all

[@kittycorn320]

Russian pouch: Сахар Mark: What is this? Is this the drink mix? Me a person who knows some Russian: It's sugar. Mark: *pours it his water and drinks it* Taste like nothing. Me: It's sugar. Mark: *finds another pouch and figures out it's the drink mix* If this is the drink mix, what the hell did I put in my water? Me: SUGAR!

[@Beefstudios_official]

The best part was not knowing what it was lol

[@chai_wolf]

It would be cool if he could actually hear you 😂

[@D61055]

SUGAR!! IM NOT THERE ALL THE TIME YKNOW SOME PEOPLE SOME PEOPLE SOME PEOPLE CALL IT INSANE YEAH THEY CALL IT INSANE

[@parkerglidewell7886]

“It wasn’t commercial, it was illegal” -Markiplier 2020

[@thewiseoldfox]

@Ì Am ĶeviňBB another spam report...

[@sorrybrunoigotpurplehazed2232]

@Ì Am ĶeviňBB stfu

[@ReignRN]

not funny

[@komradeezra]

ah yes classic comedy :)

[@chococ00kie84]

Lol

[@ripmp5k935]

Fun fact, Honey is the only non man made food that never spoils ever. Edit: This is only a generalized response and I'm not targeting anyone, but Salt is a rock, not food, it just happens to be edible, and unless you learned how to chew it (Ice does not count) then Water is not Food.

[@woohoobarz]

The bees know what they're doing

[@avalanche7139]

It’s because their knees.

[@karr2619]

Actually it can if the bottle it's in is open, P.s it happened to me

[@samantharoberts2053]

@@karr2619 it depends on how processed it is. In Egypt people are finding containers of honey in the crypts and such that is still perfectly fine, and that's hundred to thousands of years old

[@maynhardatkins8012]

And spam. Only queen Elizabeth was around for spam being made

[@iamtheuberscoot]

Mark: Buys Russian MRE Mark: Opens Russian MRE Mark: oh shit......... they speak russian in Russia. I can't read this

[@IcyBune]

dang, who know?

[@venus-9630]

Damn who would've thought? 😨

[@Karmic-obession]

Damn if i was him i wouldn't know either

[@coryshowinganutrigainbar5689]

He didn't buy it, he apparently found it at the back of a military truck

[@maxwellbaker1790]

@@coryshowinganutrigainbar5689 that’s a common joke lmao, the saying ‘it just fell off the back of a truck’ basically means they got it illegally but don’t want to get arrested

[@_silver_sun_]

It's really cool to hear him speak Korean! I love hearing people switch from language to language.

[@myeswright4214]

Amy: “formaldehyde, ammonia, may cause nausea, vomiting” Mark *eats it anyway*

[@mmaus688]

Yeah no thats probably the burning tablet. The meal itself reads govedina which is just beef in russian. Edit: My bad i read the wrong case, the one he opened says kaša perlovaya which i believe is barley porridge. Still not toxic i hope.

[@AustinNRD]

digiorno: “It’s not delivery, it’s digiorno” Mark: “It’s not commercial, it’s illegal” P.S: I know it’s cliche but… Thanks for all the likes!

[@PersonProductions1]

agreed

[@SacarouK]

Now it has to be delivery

[@adude8579]

Yes

[@YiPeaches]

aight you win this quote

[@Blueflag04]

yeah

[@zoeh.8316]

Just for anyone wondering about some of the unknown Russian foods, the entrée he heated up was comprised of buckwheat and beef (the one he didn't eat was goulash I believe). The other 2 cans that he didn't recognize were of pâté and a cheese to spread on the crackers, the apple paste was meant to be mixed with hot water to make cider, and the green packet was just sugar meant for the tea. It was also such a big box because that ration is meant for an entire day including snacks. t. Am Russian

[@PurpleTeddy89]

Wheres crazy Russian hacker when u need him lol. I watched him eat these MREs YEARS agooo lol

[@anih2837]

Ahh thank you - this is the comment I was looking for hahaaa 👍

[@nevviles.4219]

@@PurpleTeddy89 was trying to look for the pastete (however you supposed to spell that)

[@laszlolugosi4242]

Reminds me of good ol hungarian canfood from the supermarket.

[@brcn3054]

Не знала, что из повидло делают сидр *the more you know⭐*

[@SlammedCheese]

9:18 dog in the bottom left, very important.

[@Kingofkings70-e3y]

CHICA! 😀😀

[@demonyearz]

​@@Kingofkings70-e3y or Henry perhaps :0

[@waffles001]

“Cocaine?” “Flour!” **sniffs again** “Cheeeeeeesssseeeeee..!”

[@thatoneguy9031]

🤣🤣🤣

[@DarkDaFoxVT]

I MADE THE JOKE FIRST

[@ctrlaltrepeat245]

I think a collective amount of 35 people lost a third of their braincells listening/watching that

[@zackiechan2601]

Yes I watched the video.

[@Sunny_Ray911]

@@DarkDaFoxVT You mean taking what Markiplier said in his own video and typing it out in his comment section?

[@yourordinarycarl8010]

America: you need water to cook up the main food Korea: you need water to cook up the main food, but needs to be hot or cold Russia: here's a mini stove, go nuts

[@chalep-is-in-youtube-yo1504]

Underrated

[@yourordinarycarl8010]

@@hithere2471 pov: you can't stop minding people business

[@yourordinarycarl8010]

@@hithere2471 who?

[@hithere2471]

@@yourordinarycarl8010 first, i think i saw one. But maybe i was just dreaming idk

[@chalep-is-in-youtube-yo1504]

For fvck sake what kind of pov is this

[@chaos6889]

I am from Russia, my brother served in the army for 8 years. The second he came home he ran to the kitchen and ate almost all the food we had and the first thing he said was. “Army food gets old very quickly” 💀💀💀

[@Bakamitai-o7e]

Бедный брат😂, где служил?

[@faio1794]

pizdets

[@nliffty6391]

@@Bakamitai-o7e this is translated to "poor brother where did he serve"

[@Bakamitai-o7e]

@@nliffty6391 YES MY BRODER

[@randommoth4978]

@@nliffty6391 okay...

[@is2xaccc]

i absolutely adore the label on the back of that pouch that says "rock or something"

[@NeverwascooL]

Mark: "I'm gonna eat this" 3 Days Later: "Hey guys, I'm in the hospital again.."

[@keylimetea]

😂😂😂😂

[@pastacrusader1900]

Ah shiiiiiiz

[@XShrike0]

I knew a guy that foolishly ate two MREs almost back to back. Later in the day, he was in the hospital because he was so backed up.

[@galaxyicewolfie]

He's jinxing himself again :l

[@dasaggropop1244]

nothing gets the constipation going like some good old mre

[@turtlaa]

Markiplier: reads instructions "dont drink the water inside" Markiplier: proceedes to make juice in the same cup containing the water from the heater

[@uniqueblk.beauty7649]

I LEGIT JUST SAID THAT 🤦🏽‍♀️

[@bunnyboi686]

I was about to say, did no one else notice he just drank the hydrogen fuel water?

[@thraxelon3863]

Nahh he probably fine...yupp his fine! Nothing too worry about

[@sebastian40082]

as soon as it happened i just went “oh mark” and came to the comments- most people didn’t seem to notice tho, or they ignored it

[@gmaster2647]

I would hope he washed the cup off-camera before doing that because that's...dangerous.

[@Jest1447]

"Wasn't commercial, it was illegal." Mark put out some Grunkle Stan vibes

[@ghostlybirde7177]

Who is grunkle stan lol

[@Denielle-V]

This doesn't have to do anything with this comment but has anyone noticed the 51 star flag in the thumbnail?

[@Jest1447]

why the hell is this comment getting so many likes

[@ghostlybirde7177]

@Back2FutureFan6 oh

[@Xrairyn]

Definitely lol

[@СергейГлечиков-ц2м]

А тот факт, что Марк поставил горелку на стол не подложив под нее защиту в виде доски или тарелки - отдельное удовольствие

[@coilaism]

лол

[@TheUndeadOfNight726-oy8us]

Translation, straight through Google Translate, because I don't speak or know Russian 'And the fact that Mark placed the burner on the table without placing protection under it in the form of a board or plate is a special pleasure'

[@СергейГлечиков-ц2м]

@@TheUndeadOfNight726-oy8us well and whatsoever? I can use another language but obviously it is easier and faster to use my homeland one. What is the reason to copy google translate? Moreover it’s not a good one

[@СергейГлечиков-ц2м]

@@TheUndeadOfNight726-oy8us u know of course that almost everybody can see the line with ‘translate’ in it? So, u’r a child or a pineapple

[@TheUndeadOfNight726-oy8us]

@@СергейГлечиков-ц2м oh yeah sorry i just forgot it was a feature lol, also 'child or a pineapple' is great

[@V3NUSF7Y]

Korean MRE: takeout food American MRE: cafeteria food Russian MRE: *the grocery store*

[@kopelynnthomas6142]

??? the beef stew is the best one in america and its way better than what i had as a kid in school ?????

[@dravise2586]

Hotel: Trivago

[@taylorl9424]

@@kopelynnthomas6142 for real! we get served cold mysterious looking food

[@Dushess]

Please look at 48hrs ration.

[@manmadehorrors]

to be fair, the Russian MRE is sold in stores lol

[@JeweledLove]

Mark: "I'm not a masochist" Also Mark: giving himself food poisoning _again_

[@frmad9329]

@@ritawant1063 BRUH DA PHUQ?

[@joemattingly3610]

That joke is dead. Nobody likes it anymore

[@thefrogqueen1290]

😂😂

[@christinaborges7610]

@@joemattingly3610 everyone likes it, don't put urself with everyone just bc u don't like it😂

[@itshappyhyrda3970]

666 likes interesting

[@mpearson]

*pours water that was in the heater back into the cup* “I’ll get more water later” *doesn’t get more water* *pours drink mix into the water* *drinks it*

[@divyanshubansal3095]

I was trying to find a comment about it and I did. Gr8 to know I'm not the only one who was concerned

[@diesel_upheaval492]

I realized aswell

[@WHMBakugou198]

I noticed it

[@t.kaline4378]

Yeah..... thats a thing that he in fact did.

[@Martian_Manhunter_01]

Omg, I hope his stomach really is made of iron otherwise he's in trouble.

[@CasualAviationEnthusiast]

Royal Canadian Air Cadet here! We also have snack bread! It had a legendary status in our squadron for infamously giving cadets constipation. We also had an attitude check (motto) and our attitude check was about snack bread. Our syndicate (group of cadets) was also affectionately named snack bread! We also won the attitude check competition!

[@mourningdewey]

your syndicate being nicknamed snack bread is so silly and incredibly wholesome 😂❤

[@Black-yt8of]

General: NO EATING ON THE FRONTLINE Soldiers at the back of the trench:

[@lifer132]

Alternate version: Teacher: NO EATING IN THE CLASS Backbenchers:

[@christianalfonso4590]

@@lifer132 sheeeeeeesh

[@noahbrov]

Well, they're not on the frontline... Technically speaking...

[@danksquidward]

@@lifer132 you didn’t get the joke did you. This was the military version of that joke. Bruh...

[@notsogoodatthisshi]

Ay yo Sergeant want some ravioli?

[@theraggedymochi]

"i can eat green beans straight out of a can" so i'm guessing negotiations with green giant is going well

[@tristanbrewer4523]

I hope so

[@iamcakeguy9792]

Yessss

[@iamcakeguy9792]

I can relate

[@DracoHandsome]

I like how the Russian one is the one that kills you when you do it wrong.

[@at33williamson40]

Very Russian

[@rendon978]

I agree.

[@mikegotti4086]

It was porridge whoever told him that was reading some bs lmao

[@Cr4z3d]

@@mikegotti4086 I think Amy was referring to the chemical tablet for the burner, what she meant is that the food could've absorbed those chemicals from the fumes because it had already been opened.

[@GreatPepega]

I am Russian and this is just a fact. We even have an adage that goes like "If it won't kill you, it will make you stronger"

[@sirupybean8964]

I can’t stop coming back to this video. It’s so fun to watch.

[@TheXabronsio]

Saaaaame bro, this and his other review videos are perfect to watch while having dinner lol

[@HelloThisThingOn]

mark: overfills heated bag and pours water back in glass,”i’m not supposed to drink that i’ll get more water.” also mark: pours flavored drink powder in the same water

[@7ThePrimagen]

...nice choice of pfp

[@chasejordan064]

Exactly

[@teteizote6034]

Yep

[@zac-smithh5172]

@@7ThePrimagen si

[@meowmuncher2069]

hay he did but he won't deid from it , I made the same mistake ones and I'm fine.

[@alisiyad.9900]

My favorite thing as a Russian speaker was how Mark just dumped a whole packet of sugar into some water and drank it

[@User-dc6sm]

still better than that red stuff

[@Guy.B]

I was just staring in horror

[@User-dc6sm]

@@Guy.B ah no I mean the red dyed tea mixes that were in the russian food packages

[@Quixoria]

Sweet tea without tea

[@DoodersonDog]

lmao same i love this it was so funny lol

[@bradykennemur1300]

“Don’t drink water from bag” Mark: makes orange juice.

[@MannMannMannMann]

I think he switched it out

[@buggy1513]

im scared for him :(

[@vegito2278]

Lol

[@Abbot3663]

It meant from the heating bag

[@destroyerattomic5979]

I was thinking that to

[@KR07MAX]

As a Korean that shit sounds AMAZING. You said beef bibimbap and sauce with oil and make it hot. That sounds amazing.

[@rngxro2368]

Just wanted to let you guys know what the food was in the Russian MRE. The bigger tins were some form of beef stew, potatoes, and grits with meat. The smaller tins were a cheese spread and a paté spread. The 'apple sauce' was a fruit jam. And the mystery powder he put in his drink was sugar. Most likely for the tea or coffee in the box.

[@xdfl1ght852]

probably pashtet right?

[@bonkhonk945]

is was sugar bc if you noticed on the tin it said caxap which is pronounced sakhar which means sugar

[@gevorg3]

Как раз хотел об этом написать)

[@TytheslyGames]

Thank you haha

[@pacificpainter7232]

As an american that cannot in fact speak russian ( but I'm hoping to learn a little one day ) Thank you for sharing this information because not knowing what everything was was driving me nuts 😂

[@CannedCatnip]

As russian, I find it very funny to look at how Markiplier dissolves a whole pack of sugar in a glass, drinks it, and still being confused why the drink is blank

[@deleted-something]

Lol

[@CrAzII-kd2df]

as non-russian who understands russian, i find it very funny too.

[@Matts_Window_Cleaning]

i am russian too and I find it extremely funny also

[@nattyism]

as an american, i thought it was salt

[@Glownyszef]

Holy shit I laughed for a solid minute

[@cassinccc]

knowing russian and hearing Mark say: "This is some kind of drink mix" about sugar is so fun

[@ambiguousChronology]

i realized that it was sugar after remembering the tea

[@Raeda4ever]

Yeah, I know, also when he just dropped apple sauce in the water for no reason. P.S Why didn't he just use translating app?

[@ИмяФамилия-ф2д8ш]

@@Raeda4ever how do you use translator if you don't have ciryllic keyboard?

[@Raeda4ever]

@@ИмяФамилия-ф2д8ш In Google Translator there's an option to take photo and translate it.

[@5olowing.p1xy]

i can say as someone who has actually had to eat these during a training exercise: trust me. this stuff gets to taste real good when you're hungry

[@demonyearz]

honestly, they're still probably leagues better than american school lunches

[@savvazotov4196]

As a Russian i can tell you, that him putting sugar as a drink mix and being afraid of porridge was godamn hilarious

[@wat5709]

Tbf that “porridge” looked horrible

[@fenya_underscore]

and povidlo that was poured into glass of water (i guess with sugar) was even funnier

[@Cr4z3d]

It was because of the exposure to the combustion chemicals, not the porridge itself.

[@jaxhawken4887]

@@wat5709 I wouldn't really go that far, it's just that a pearl barley porridge with beef is not a very common thing outside slavic countries

[@slashthejackal8558]

...Which one was the Porridge??

[@rosenrot234]

"I'm just gonna wing it" is exactly the mentality both my grandpa and my uncle had when they served in the military when it came to these things lol

[@Xendrick]

If they could survive, I'm p sure Mark survived this episode

[@yumourii]

Mark: “Why would they put a packet of sugar?” Me: THE TEA!!!!!!!!!

[@youngoldschoolgamer6432]

I KNOW RIGHT !

[@AceofSnakes77]

That's what the jam is for too! My russian grandma puts jam in tea

[@meek4109]

@@AceofSnakes77 What kind of jam? :O Never heard of someone putting jam in tea but it is interesting. xD

[@sdasdawsta]

@@meek4109 normal strawberry jam in some fruit tea is nice my hungaryen grandmother did the same thing

[@AceofSnakes77]

@@meek4109 maybe my grandma is just weird lol 😆

[@Epex2020]

The way he stirred the orange drink made me feel seen. Maybe everyone else does it too, but I have never seen someone else stir in a circle and then back and forth before.

[@Skoolitz]

wait your not supposed to?

[@TweexTX]

​@@Skoolitzwell, there are no right ways to stir juice in your glass. I'm guessing what he's saying is that people don't commonly do that.

[@arson8510]

I’m Korean and it’s my first language and I know mark is Korean but I just love that when he speaks Korean he kinda sounds like my little cousins

[@KORJangmi]

I sound like him when I speak Korean lol

[@NateXVII]

@@KORJangmi is it your first language?

[@T-RexTheDinosaur]

i feel like hes on usa tho

[@T-RexTheDinosaur]

And also if you think i didnt watched the whole video its because my first time watching this video and also no hate pleaseeeee

[@FrenchysYouTube]

@@T-RexTheDinosaur no hate bro

[@dazley8021]

Next on Markiplier: "I'm in the hospital AGAIN"

[@sir_-rushalot8271]

@@paralysisconstrained and ate the stuff Amy said not to eat 😂😂😂

[@sarahvanrooyen7280]

Lol, yep

[@owllymannstein7113]

Well he did eat an American MRE, which are practically designed to block your intestines.

[@Raibeart4]

I was gonna say that's gonna plug Mark up.

[@DrakeyStarly]

That is so true

[@jacobburnett1175]

Marks existential crisis is just his long winded way of saying “I could’ve been an engineer”

[@captainthez6532]

Uh I mean he practically has all the knowledge of a engineer he was 2 semesters of finishing college so he obviously had the potential and intelligence but he just choose KZbin and that’s not wrong he is making more money and having amazing experiences as a KZbinr I don’t think that working as engineer would be as fun.

[@captainthez6532]

Mark is smart as fuck just to be selected to be a engineer on college is hard

[@captainthez6532]

But you are right I think that is a complex he has I think deep down he think he could have finished college and still be a KZbinr just to have the degree

[@jacobburnett1175]

@@captainthez6532 trust me I did mechanical engineering in college. No it’s not fun 💀

[@Caseoh_Music]

do you mean mid-life crisis?

[@akb_alb]

Боже, я так уржался, когда Марк подумал, что сахар это какой-то напиток :D (God, it was so funny to watch Mark drinking sugar as some drink mix :D)

[@blackraven7399]

Mark: eats food after being instructed not to. Mark in his next video: "Hey guys I'm back in the hospital.......again."

[@papercut1770]

Man I was gonna comment that lmao

[@raymemoir]

I was thinking the same thing lmao

[@zynx4302]

I was going to comment that

[@scarf_it3681]

Let's hope this does not happen qwq

[@Dushess]

Next video, "So, I'm up to learn Korean + Russian"

[@pouyopouyo9817]

Russian food explained Your "apple sauce" is jam that you put on a cracker Your "flour" is powdered milk that you put into the tea The three dishes are meat with vegetables, meat stew and the one you cooked is meat pooridge The thing you put into the glass first is sugar

[@mrkekss6566]

So he did all wrong xD

[@PearlieCake]

Meat porridge?tf

[@ZeroOne-mp1qe]

we sure that's meat?

[@Burgledham]

It was kasha

[@erwu5422]

I laughed out loud when I saw him put whole pack of sugar into one glass of water and wondering what it is.

[@irinasoboleva8419]

“i feel like this is some kind of drink mix” MARK ITS SUGAR. ITS STRAIGHT SUGAR

[@HappyJazzLover]

We have Russian fun here, hm? :)

[@irinasoboleva8419]

@@HappyJazzLover ofc hahah

[@Generalperhaps]

Killua

[@kingh_smarta7024]

what's funnier is that he said it tasted like nothing

[@LambdaGuy2617]

2:46 Caveman explaining to other cave man why mammoth meat looks and smells weird after 5 days in the open

[@machdude3366]

America: Design it with a lot of safety instructions so that you don't hurt yourself. Korea: Make it so easy that you have to be stupid to hurt yourself. Russia: The fuck this thing has steps!?!

[@RedHorseArcher]

If someone is so dumb that he needs extra instructions just to eat (for example, if the person cannot recognize sugar or tries to dissolve jam in water), then this person is not fit for the army.

[@thecorneroftheinternet4656]

The person person who is in charge of designing the russian MRE: "Okay how should we design this MRE?" Some random designer: "Let’s put a bunch of random shit in it and hope that the soldiers know what to do, also let’s put it in a box and put the box I a bag."

[@unskilledwarthunderplayer4011]

@@thecorneroftheinternet4656 “Let’s put more steps to make food more than has to make a thermonuclear bomb!”

[@Totally_sane_TCOAAL_enjoyer]

@@thecorneroftheinternet4656 In fact, everything is explained on these boxes,. Russian word “Сахар” is “Sugar” in English, «Соль» - «salt», and the tasty thing in a large box actually was porridge. Russian soldiers are not stupid and they don’t need an instruction about how to warm food up

[@cbass7283]

Considering that the heater in the us mre can be used to make bombs it makes sense

[@risoldd9480]

america: just add water! Korea: Just add water! russia: Ammonia.

[@Ollie_the_Possum]

MMMMMMMMM DELICIOUS!

[@officialunitedstatesofamer2944]

I love ammonia in my soup, side effects may include spontaneous combustion, or implosion of the body!

[@aprilbaca3538]

@@officialunitedstatesofamer2944 i love Russian soup

[@grantdotjpg]

For the motherland

[@desi6372]

the ammonia is in the heater not the food, i was cringing the whole time

[@litalunasol9347]

I think he's trying to send himself back to the hospital

[@thefirstsin]

LMFAO nooo

[@bruhmoment12343]

Bro...

[@chanyeongpark4040]

Thats what I exactly thought😂

[@Lewd-Tenant_Isan]

He _is_ a masochist so that is a very likely possibility

[@zeustehbirb3000]

@@Lewd-Tenant_Isan HES *NOT* A MASOCHIST. He just wants to test his limits and go even FURTHER *BEYOND*

[@kyberkreeper]

"Turns out two negatives do not make a positive in that case." That 'cause you *added* them together XD

[@seemlyca9065]

As a math guy, I find this funny

[@Sghettio]

Fun fact chef boyardee raviolis actually started out as MREs and they had leftovers after the war so they sold them on shelves.

[@jimbenson6677]

If that's facks then I could slam down like 30 of them shits, for some reason I get an insatiable craving for shitty food such as chef boyardee

[@cecilycook5592]

Yes sir!!! Very correct 👏👏

[@grabble7605]

@Z5ASSASSINZ Hey...Yeah it is.

[@grabble7605]

@Z5ASSASSINZ Yes, really. It's bland textureless pasta in bland tasteless barely-even-sauce. It's the Family Guy of ravioli.

[@grabble7605]

@Z5ASSASSINZ A good food requires flavor.

[@bastet3139]

"cocaine??... flour!!.... *cheeeezee*" - Markiplier 2020

[@joelrohlandt6347]

U were here 8 hours ago

[@youssefbarrek8089]

Doesn't mark look like Keanu Reeves ?

[@julieguthman8671]

@@joelrohlandt6347 u were here 1 hour ago

[@carpetman9191]

Cyanide

[@kennbriannacua1068]

@@joelrohlandt6347 ft no M

[@belleish3850]

Mark: "when in doubt add heat" Table: *strongly disagrees*

[@monke6395]

America and Russia: Here rations soldier, packed with artificial nutrients so you may fight! Korea : I packed you some rice Young man, here's some oil and off you go

[@Daginni1]

Koreas also requires a heat source to heat up water. Which in the field; thanks to thermal imaging, is impossible.

[@ttiiopp5245]

@@Daginni1He literally said hot water for 10mins, cold water for 30mins for Korean one, no need for heat source

[@jasonalcatraz5817]

@@ttiiopp5245 ... where do you think you get the hot water from? The hot water fairy?

[@darkheartproductions1616]

@@jasonalcatraz5817You have missed the entire point of the comment, the point is that: YOU. DONT. NEED. HOT. WATER.

[@ttiiopp5245]

@@jasonalcatraz5817 ....dude go back to school and learn how to read

[@bitbook2000]

As a hurricane survivor, who has eaten mre’s before, the best is legitimately the Mexican food one(this was 2017) because that was the only one that had flavor, it wasn’t even near spicy, just flavor. I cried.

[@mexicanelonmusk2303]

Hope ur doing better now

[@hunterharvison7675]

sorry the mexican beef and beans or the southwest one all kinda just suck the best one is the chicken chunks or the cheese tortellini and the meatball one may be the best speaking from experience of course we ate them everyday in training

[@Devout214]

I like the chicken bean burrito one

[@cgmason7568]

Anything that is already a stew or chili of random things is good

[@postmortemguitar]

Damn bro thats interesting

[@ganchroi]

Markiplier: "Is this sugar, why is there sugar?" Teabag: "I EXIST, POUR SOME WATER AND SUGAR ON ME BABY!"

[@jeal5022]

Wow, 144 likes in two days..

[@scottmannx4527]

216 likes in 3 days

[@razelolgd]

310 likes in 3 days...

[@official_alexthemetalhead]

Still in the 300s after 4 days.

[@3ofSpades]

"IN THE NAME OF LOVE!"

[@rebeccametcalf3114]

Who saw him drink the water that the mre said not to drink

[@kvngcam6716]

I was worried

[@slopiijoe]

I was wondering. Pretty sure he got another glass

[@moistyskittleproductions5608]

...

[@strawberrycutiecakes1141]

He'll be fine

[@notmaddavidt]

Oh lawd e ded

[@MarcusGraham-k4z]

American-filipino that speaks Russian here- the amount of times ive spoken to someone in russian and they look at me thinking i should be speaking indian(or other languages of this color) is a large amount. That white power you added WAS sugar, the package said "САХАР", which translates to sugar. You did add the apple paste to your water too. You opened the паштет, which is pronounced pashtyet, it translates to patê, or liver paste, it seems like the MRE included plov (плов) or kasha (каша). A good trick is to spread the pashtet on the crackers. The apple jam can be taken straight or on crackers too.

[@sollerona]

russian MRE definitely included kasha + tushonka i believe

[@austinciampa4465]

Amy: "causes nausea, vomiting..." Mark: ...I'm gonna eat it anyway

[@oliviajohnson2481]

100th like- thats satisfying

[@cayfire129]

This is why he keeps ending up in the hospital

[@TheBlackRose666]

@@cayfire129 you owe me a meme if he ends up there again

[@Numbattery]

this is why he has 1,827 issues with his intestines

[@PersonProductions1]

Amy: listing things the "food" can do to him Mark: "I've been instructed to not eat this" Also Mark: ...It's probably fine

[@DavyDave1313]

I thought it was because he cooked the can with open lid and the chemicals used to make the flame were contaminating the food

[@PersonProductions1]

@@DavyDave1313nothing was specified but that's probably what the problem was

[@azerosblank5036]

I think the problem was just informing the consumer that they should not consume the solid fuel?

[@noeley]

Keanu Reeves Trying Korean, Russian, and American MREs

[@DenvaProbablyDraws]

He does look like Keanu Reeve's cousin tho

[@analourdeselizondo2777]

Oh yes, please

[@fatima._.2945]

Jaebeom and Mark are distant cousins. (Kpop joke)

[@mathnasiumalumni7608]

not funny didn't laugh

[@YesTheDoorMatt]

26:41 “It’s like out cars, too big, too ornery, too angry… but you kinda like it.” 😂

[@chrashharddominations7463]

But also true😅😂

[@jamestartaglio4722]

Mark: "why would they put straight sugar in this?" *TEA LOOKS ON IN SORROW OF BEING FORGOTTEN*

[@Sebastian-uq8xu]

oooooh so something there was tea ooh ok

[@Idk-ut6wo]

Ew- tea with sugar is horrible.

[@shinkshonkers3787]

thai tea

[@andymarleo0414]

@@Idk-ut6wo I can’t stand tea without it lol.

[@Jesus_Christ_loves_you_alot]

@@Idk-ut6wo u ok

[@ssomniphobic]

Mark: *Don’t tell Amy* Unus Annus Fans: Yea we know a thing or two about that.

[@aidaadib2937]

Memento mori

[@renegonzalez2299]

@@aidaadib2937 ur a man of culture

[@ayjay2x927]

We know a thing or two because we've seen a thing or two

[@helenaurquiza2977]

not my fan account being “don’t_tell_amy”

[@corbinbrier0]

@@ayjay2x927 Fuck Del Monte. Farmer's Insurance sponsorships when?

[@jcevans16]

I was in the Marines for 12 yrs, and hands down the Beef Ravioli was the one we all tried to get, and the Tuna or Chow Mein were the ones we avoided.

[@jcevans16]

we ate the meals out of the bags it came in, minus the heater bag of course

[@jcevans16]

when you put the meal pouch into the heater bag and add water, shake it or turn it a bit so that the heater inside side is saturated, the heating chemicals are water activated.

[@demilav]

i went camping in cadets and the beef ravioli was the one everyone fought for too

[@shadowblueshuriken7387]

@@jcevans16 Oh I thought marines do eat the heater bag as well to get their rage boiling on the battlefield.

[@jcevans16]

@@shadowblueshuriken7387 lol

[@FrancFrag5299]

HE DRANK THE MRE WATER

[@harleymcinis2816]

Nobody: Mark: Has a whole lecture about comparing food to smart kids

[@Victor-kz5vq]

it felt like a personal attack

[@Alexander-nk8zp]

@@Victor-kz5vq fr it hurt me

[@faithnfire4769]

@@Victor-kz5vq NGL, that one hurt more than I like to admit.

[@noahdillon7528]

Called out😂

[@FlynntheBookseller]

it felt personal and relatable

[@JeweledLove]

Mark: "I've been instructed to not eat this" Mark, minutes later: "That's actually pretty good"

[@coffeeaddict5518]

Ok

[@marshadow_gaming_yt]

i was gonna like but i dont wanna ruin the 420

[@elianalogothetis6787]

I- I am worried about him

[@elianalogothetis6787]

Should I be concerned

[@wellshit9489]

@@elianalogothetis6787 he put the video out so nah

[@Rens.F1eld]

As a Russian, this video made me wheeze 😭 And that “drink mix” says sugar on it. The apple sauce is also not a drink mix 😭. The Russian food say oatmeal 😍

[@MeribelNova]

"Cocaine?!??!" "fLOUR!!!!" *sniff* "Cheeeeeeeeeeese..."

[@satoshikazami6958]

Ccchheeeeeeesseee is one hell of a drug

[@deirdreleamy4678]

@@satoshikazami6958 loool

[@enomly8360]

Yo I think Lunky was in the video, at 21:23 it said I'm watching

[@nou6676]

21:22

[@tomclanys]

@@enomly8360 how many more times will you copy paste this?

[@catsareyes6446]

“You shouldn’t eat that... Ingestion may cause Nausea and vomiting.” Mark: “Delicious, finally some good f*cking food.”

[@rawpowerjagg]

No replies

[@michaelstrauss7924]

@@rawpowerjagg because we all heard that

[@chunky_chubbs5747]

Your Not 100% right but still it my cause some sickness

[@axeonee]

Well only if it touched the smoke. Since the fire tablet contains the chemicals. Thats why it should be enclosed but i don't think it was the case for him since he is in a big space. In enclosed space it would be a problem since the smoke will go right in the food .

[@chunky_chubbs5747]

@@axeonee Your so smart

[@mayhem2a895]

The soldier who ordered pizza in the middle of a war zone: hehe

[@frostwickedpaw2218]

The pizza gets delivered by the Italian L3 tank destroyer from the Italians

[@Indy_650]

Tfw there's a pizza hut or McDonald's on some FOBs

[@thenickstrikebetter]

Bruh

[@sorcererofsalt5786]

POV: your a pizza driver in 2077

[@rebelgaming1.5.14]

@@frostwickedpaw2218 Then the L3 decides to just die on the Italians because the Army can't afford to run it.

[@mrwatermelo50]

Please do not leave open flames unattended :)

[@Neravy2]

All jokes aside, that existential crisis part was actually facts.

[@felix.mp3639]

Yep

[@AloneOWN]

Its true tho...

[@StrawberryBunny3]

I think I missed that part could I have a time stamp?

[@Neravy2]

@@StrawberryBunny3 9:50

[@limepop340]

Gifted programs in elementary school are bullshit. Kids already suck as-is, a kid with an ego is even worse. I'll assert to the day I die that elementary school gifted programs fucked me for life.

[@angelikamaypardillo5612]

Amy: “Eating that can be dangerous for the body.” Mark: Eats it Next video: “I WENT TO THE HOSPITAL AGAIN”

[@slackolantern]

Amy cautions Mark not to eat something bad while her DNA is overwritten by the year old pumpkin

[@dissidia8876fights]

What she read is (at least i think) the solid fuel tablet dangers, food itself shouldn't be bad(if it's not overdue, can't really judge the appearence of stuff)

[@sebastiansmit9349]

He has a really bad reputation for putting dangerous things jn his body

[@sessy01]

@@sebastiansmit9349 As well as being put in critical condition from not being able to poo

[@technoraver99]

some ideas for a better planet Matthew 5: 27-28 “You have heard that it was said, ‘You shall not commit adultery.’ But I say to you that everyone who looks at a woman with lustful intent has already committed adultery with her in his heart. Luke 17:1 And he said to his disciples, “Temptations to sin are sure to come, but woe to the one through whom they come! better stop producing / uploading / watching "music videos".. (or similar videos, pics, profile pictures, thumbnails, title names, headlines, usernames + harmful comments, bad words, lies, disrespect, harmful lyrics etc! on social media + everywhere else too. "Temptations to sin" / seduction etc. must stop) start deleting? censoring etc.? destroy your smartphones, cams, data storage devices etc? would be better. remove temptations / seduction + other evil things from TV, magazines, radio stations, broadcasting etc? would be better. many young people are watching those videos (or reading / typing harmful comments, or doing other bad things!) etc. all over the world. and its NOT ok! parents? (or people in authority): intervene?! seriously wait.. there is more: harmful drawings / comics / animations etc, clothing / styles / hairstyles / behaviour, facial expressions, gestures, dancemoves, acting, exercises, sports etc. harmful things in video games, news, reports, interviews, vlogs, tutorials, movies, series, trailers, entertainment shows, (+ backgrounds + surroundings), books, art, artworks, calendars, posters, business flyers, catalogues, leaflets, packagings, stickers etc. (words, speeches (+ voice types, vocal color etc), music, sounds, visuals, references! etc.) harmful things in stores and online shops, advertisements + advertising, commercials... + better stop online dating and other harmful things! maybe.. support ocean or river! clean up organizations? (i think it is of high importance) (in india, pakistan, africa etc) + support animal welfare (animal shelters (money for food or new fluffy dog beds? blankets?, small fluffy carpets? (+ washing machines?), pet vitamin supplements, + pet supplies (dog toothbrushes?), pet toys, dog hairbrush? (parasites!) bath towels?, medical checks, dental care? / nail, paw care? etc. pet heating pads? heated dog houses? (for winter or in cold areas), pet cooling mats / pads (on hot days, summer etc), diesel powered portable generators? (outdoor electric power generation) (to run vacuum cleaners, washing machines etc), solar lamps? (smart lighting solutions), transport vehicles, maintenance work etc. + other improvements, additional staff + volunteers, more safety, beautifications? etc. topiary? + animal rescue ? (dog rescue projects in india?), animal hospitals? (in poor countries or districts) or homeless people in your area? (btw governments should help these people! seriously. fast / adequate / individual support?!) support some of them? as an act of goodwill. + always be careful: corona etc.! or become a firefighter, volunteer firefighter (+ driver? (pump operator), paramedic or ER doctor? ER nurse? ambulatory care? or shuttle service? (for people with disabilities) + be cautious: corona etc! become an instructor? (fire and rescue?, emergency medical services?, advanced driving techniques?, advanced first aid?, psychological first aid?, wound care management!? + preventions (decubitus!, contractures!, thrush!, periodontitis!, loneliness?? etc) (nursing homes / home care / hospitals etc. + training seminars for employees) + hygienics?, high angle rescue techniques?, first aid for pets?, basic pet care?, junior firefighter programs?) start reading medical books? (anatomy? / physiology? / ECG interpretation? / EMS (paramedic books?) or nursing books? or blood banking and transfusion medicine? or dental engineering? medical or rescue engineering? medical dictionary? (illustrated) become a dog trainer? (rescue dogs, avalanche rescue dogs, therapy dogs) education? + watch out! dogs, cats etc. can transmit / spread corona! become an animal rescuer or animal doctor? + watch out! CORONA! (protection, safety measures etc.) Can the coronaviruses be transmitted between animals and people? they say: Coronaviruses are zoonotic, meaning they are transmitted between animals and people! maybe... plant a tree? many trees? a walnut tree?? in a park, garden or backyard? a walnut tree = food source (for birds etc) + oxygen generator. + provide water for animals in summer? fresh water source? or bird bath? or food? (daily? or several times a week?) use checklists to improve efficiency? snowy days? become a snowplow driver? (volunteer?) or towing service worker? or pharmaceutical supplier? + be cautious: corona! new technologies + other cool things: Far-UVC light (222nm) efficiently and safely inactivates airborne human coronaviruses?? (+ flu virus and many other?) do research? progress? + installations? (in offices, busses, trains, restrooms, elevators, classrooms, corridors, stairwells, hospitals etc?) .. could save lives. + improve immune systems? (food nutrients?) + portable plexiglass virus shields? (for counters, offices, workplaces, waiting rooms, buses, trains, passenger cabins etc) + air purifiers? (with HEPA filter) + limit the number of customers in stores, shopping malls, buses etc? + keep windows / vehicle windows wide! open for ventilation? + stay at home? amazing tools for rescue workers: portable hydraulic StrongArm (r) for firefighters etc. ( jawsoflife com ), hands free thermal vision (in mask imaging system), in mask heat vision (temperature display etc) or c-thru technology. + there are more amazing tools! high rise rescue solution? SPARS parachute rescue system? ( cosmic-rs com ) fireproof clothing? + fire escape hoods?! (fire escape hoods and fire escape masks are designed to help you to escape from a burning building. each of these fire escape masks and hoods allows you 15 ? minutes to flee through the toxic gases / smoke) smoke detectors with LCD display?, CO detectors?, fire blankets?, fire extinguisher? (+ fireproof clothing, cap, gloves, safety glasses etc?) (+ fire extinguisher selection chart?) fire suppression systems? smoke extraction? fire protective coatings? (or anti corrosion?), seat belt cutter? useful gift idea? for family or friends etc. (or useful teaching books etc.) support fire and rescue departments / services in poor countries or districts? (new helmet lamps, safety clothing + shoes, new equipment, fire escape hoods, thermal monitoring? (thermal vision will help you to track down a fire's source and smouldering fires in dark. glowing embers as well as fire hot-spots can be detected and fighted very fast and efficiently! + mobile infrared cameras could detect hidden hotspots or locate people in smoke-filled buildings), first responder kits etc. / communication devices (wearing! portable radios), new vehicles? a turntable ladder? training verhicles? new motorcycles? (+ customizable / agility / more efficiency, + difficult terrain / crowded areas etc), new firefighter / rescue helicopters? (certain areas) new reanimation boards (for nursing homes / hospitals etc), new lifters? (patient transfer solutions), protection equipment / protective gear (corona), medical oxygen??, ventilators?, AEDs + first responder kits, pulse oximeters, diagnostic penlights, glucometers? (+ strips), + various batteries (or battery charger?), blood pressure cuffs, stethoscopes, weight scales, label machines? (for clothing or other personal things), rescue blankets?, stifneck collars?, thermometers, neck pillows, heating pads / cooling packs (or aspirators + tubes, IV poles, (+ IV (intravenous) nutrition), breath exercisers, electric shavers!, nail clippers!, glasses cleaning cloths, non-slip socks! and many other good things + health care products (high quality products?) etc, compression bandages, medical dressing (+ anti pressure sores (decubitus!) elbow / heel protectors / pads / comfort cushions etc), CPR training simulators?, disposable ambu bags?, new rollators + replacement parts (+ hip protectors etc), wheelchairs + replacement parts (footrests, leg rest, headrest + cushion, armrest pads + comfort pillows?, cushion pads etc. to prevent pressure sores!), gel pads for shoes + back heel pads etc (+ improved skin inspections?! + treatment + reports + regular checks (+ photo documentation? with digital camera (disease / wound / injury processes! etc), anti decubitus air mattress for additional prevention?, + prevent hand contractures? (hand / wrist / finger splints?, hand therapy ball exercises?), auxiliary eating spoon and fork? (stroke hemiplegia rehabilitation training) comfort grips cutlery? (great for parkinson / disabled, suffering with tremors and trembling hands etc), medical alert system solutions?, own phones for all employees? (more efficiency / more safety), electric armchairs (more comfort), ergotherapy? (useful + less loneliness! + caution: corona!), water dispensers (less dehydration) (+ caution: edema / pulmonary edema / other diseases etc.), outdoor corner sofa + table? (garden, terrace / + all weather proof) + electric awning?, lighting solutions? + cool floor / garden lamps? (solar?, waterproof), teamwork + helping each other? (+ watchfulness, attentiveness, helpfulness, care, + honesty, accuracy, + giving helpful tips / hints, + politeness, being thankful, being focused), + preventing back injuries? (employees! / patients) (lift and carry properly. (+ teamwork? / use tools and aids?) + gymnastic exercises for a strong back?, (+ protect (treat carefully) your joints, elbows, kneecaps etc! + your nerves!), + energy and resource saving concepts?, tasty / healthy food? (+ additional: instant soups?, ready meals?, canned foods? for hungry employees / night shift etc), (+ vegan cooking books? give it a try? at home?) + other improvements, beautifications, more safety, comfort etc. + spreading good mood? (less sadness etc) (+ please be careful: corona!)

[@PNolandS]

Mark: *burns the table* Unus Annus fans: Let me guess, don’t tell Amy...

[@CheshieD]

Lmao I was waiting for him to say those words

[@vodkabread]

Don't tell amy

[@darkdoesstuff5358]

OMG YES!

[@elijahnavarette8957]

Y E S

[@jooniperlynn]

Idk how many more things we can hide from her.

[@Kirbypopculture]

3:00 definitely a good description

[@benebs_]

“What is this? Cocaine?” *Sniffs* “CHEEEEEEEEEEEEESE”

[@gloomy_nightflower7007]

C O C A I N E

[@iwannabehomern20]

@@gloomy_nightflower7007 same thing🤷🏻‍♂️

[@funnygiggle229]

Imagine that was Cocaine

[@Mental.focus.vidsIG]

Flour? Cocaine? Flour! Sniff* CHEEEEEEEESE

[@BS_LOCK635]

CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESE

[@tjsynkral]

"Is it like choose your own adventure?" "I'm not legally allowed to say that"

[@BogOwl]

Nice reference, not even from the Markiplier channel lol

[@Dipp0x]

Lmfao bon appetit

[@Blueflag04]

hah

[@flameyboy4184]

“Food go bad sometime, but food no go good all time” -hee-hoo the caveman

[@yelpkelp9134]

Flame boy mean caveman hee-hoo? Me thinks he mean hee-hoo

[@brojd4308]

You mean heehoo

[@artistmaybe3259]

Hee-Hoo*

[@4effort0error4]

Hee-Hoo

[@zulcrux262]

@@4effort0error4 *confused unga-bunga*

[@AshtonMartinez-u6h]

Mark I am overjoyed and astonished you know the difference between garrison and field ops, also I am a marine and after like two days most people eventually really hate MRE's but I've always like them, there has been times we didn't have enough during the crucible and I've shared my mre with my friends during it witch is the field ops during bootcamp, also I was the smart and clever kid and I've applied myself luckily and now I'm a marine corps electronics maintainer

[@1firesource489]

Damn this pandemic has transformed Markiplier into 'Keanu Reeves' without a beard

[@Symbolic-Sky]

thank you I was thinking that

[@mastergamerwasd5508]

No he is just transforming into Annus. lol

[@Symbolic-Sky]

@@mastergamerwasd5508 I was thinking Johny silverhand lol

[@technoraver99]

some ideas for a better planet Matthew 5: 27-28 “You have heard that it was said, ‘You shall not commit adultery.’ But I say to you that everyone who looks at a woman with lustful intent has already committed adultery with her in his heart. Luke 17:1 And he said to his disciples, “Temptations to sin are sure to come, but woe to the one through whom they come! better stop producing / uploading / watching "music videos".. (or similar videos, pics, profile pictures, thumbnails, title names, headlines, usernames + harmful comments, bad words, lies, disrespect, harmful lyrics etc! on social media + everywhere else too. "Temptations to sin" / seduction etc. must stop) start deleting? censoring etc.? destroy your smartphones, cams, data storage devices etc? would be better. remove temptations / seduction + other evil things from TV, magazines, radio stations, broadcasting etc? would be better. many young people are watching those videos (or reading / typing harmful comments, or doing other bad things!) etc. all over the world. and its NOT ok! parents? (or people in authority): intervene?! seriously wait.. there is more: harmful drawings / comics / animations etc, clothing / styles / hairstyles / behaviour, facial expressions, gestures, dancemoves, acting, exercises, sports etc. harmful things in video games, news, reports, interviews, vlogs, tutorials, movies, series, trailers, entertainment shows, (+ backgrounds + surroundings), books, art, artworks, calendars, posters, business flyers, catalogues, leaflets, packagings, stickers etc. (words, speeches (+ voice types, vocal color etc), music, sounds, visuals, references! etc.) harmful things in stores and online shops, advertisements + advertising, commercials... + better stop online dating and other harmful things! maybe.. support ocean or river! clean up organizations? (i think it is of high importance) (in india, pakistan, africa etc) + support animal welfare (animal shelters (money for food or new fluffy dog beds? blankets?, small fluffy carpets? (+ washing machines?), pet vitamin supplements, + pet supplies (dog toothbrushes?), pet toys, dog hairbrush? (parasites!) bath towels?, medical checks, dental care? / nail, paw care? etc. pet heating pads? heated dog houses? (for winter or in cold areas), pet cooling mats / pads (on hot days, summer etc), diesel powered portable generators? (outdoor electric power generation) (to run vacuum cleaners, washing machines etc), solar lamps? (smart lighting solutions), transport vehicles, maintenance work etc. + other improvements, additional staff + volunteers, more safety, beautifications? etc. topiary? + animal rescue ? (dog rescue projects in india?), animal hospitals? (in poor countries or districts) or homeless people in your area? (btw governments should help these people! seriously. fast / adequate / individual support?!) support some of them? as an act of goodwill. + always be careful: corona etc.! or become a firefighter, volunteer firefighter (+ driver? (pump operator), paramedic or ER doctor? ER nurse? ambulatory care? or shuttle service? (for people with disabilities) + be cautious: corona etc! become an instructor? (fire and rescue?, emergency medical services?, advanced driving techniques?, advanced first aid?, psychological first aid?, wound care management!? + preventions (decubitus!, contractures!, thrush!, periodontitis!, loneliness?? etc) (nursing homes / home care / hospitals etc. + training seminars for employees) + hygienics?, high angle rescue techniques?, first aid for pets?, basic pet care?, junior firefighter programs?) start reading medical books? (anatomy? / physiology? / ECG interpretation? / EMS (paramedic books?) or nursing books? or blood banking and transfusion medicine? or dental engineering? medical or rescue engineering? medical dictionary? (illustrated) become a dog trainer? (rescue dogs, avalanche rescue dogs, therapy dogs) education? + watch out! dogs, cats etc. can transmit / spread corona! become an animal rescuer or animal doctor? + watch out! CORONA! (protection, safety measures etc.) Can the coronaviruses be transmitted between animals and people? they say: Coronaviruses are zoonotic, meaning they are transmitted between animals and people! maybe... plant a tree? many trees? a walnut tree?? in a park, garden or backyard? a walnut tree = food source (for birds etc) + oxygen generator. + provide water for animals in summer? fresh water source? or bird bath? or food? (daily? or several times a week?) use checklists to improve efficiency? snowy days? become a snowplow driver? (volunteer?) or towing service worker? or pharmaceutical supplier? + be cautious: corona! new technologies + other cool things: Far-UVC light (222nm) efficiently and safely inactivates airborne human coronaviruses?? (+ flu virus and many other?) do research? progress? + installations? (in offices, busses, trains, restrooms, elevators, classrooms, corridors, stairwells, hospitals etc?) .. could save lives. + improve immune systems? (food nutrients?) + portable plexiglass virus shields? (for counters, offices, workplaces, waiting rooms, buses, trains, passenger cabins etc) + air purifiers? (with HEPA filter) + limit the number of customers in stores, shopping malls, buses etc? + keep windows / vehicle windows wide! open for ventilation? + stay at home? amazing tools for rescue workers: portable hydraulic StrongArm (r) for firefighters etc. ( jawsoflife com ), hands free thermal vision (in mask imaging system), in mask heat vision (temperature display etc) or c-thru technology. + there are more amazing tools! high rise rescue solution? SPARS parachute rescue system? ( cosmic-rs com ) fireproof clothing? + fire escape hoods?! (fire escape hoods and fire escape masks are designed to help you to escape from a burning building. each of these fire escape masks and hoods allows you 15 ? minutes to flee through the toxic gases / smoke) smoke detectors with LCD display?, CO detectors?, fire blankets?, fire extinguisher? (+ fireproof clothing, cap, gloves, safety glasses etc?) (+ fire extinguisher selection chart?) fire suppression systems? smoke extraction? fire protective coatings? (or anti corrosion?), seat belt cutter? useful gift idea? for family or friends etc. (or useful teaching books etc.) support fire and rescue departments / services in poor countries or districts? (new helmet lamps, safety clothing + shoes, new equipment, fire escape hoods, thermal monitoring? (thermal vision will help you to track down a fire's source and smouldering fires in dark. glowing embers as well as fire hot-spots can be detected and fighted very fast and efficiently! + mobile infrared cameras could detect hidden hotspots or locate people in smoke-filled buildings), first responder kits etc. / communication devices (wearing! portable radios), new vehicles? a turntable ladder? training verhicles? new motorcycles? (+ customizable / agility / more efficiency, + difficult terrain / crowded areas etc), new firefighter / rescue helicopters? (certain areas) new reanimation boards (for nursing homes / hospitals etc), new lifters? (patient transfer solutions), protection equipment / protective gear (corona), medical oxygen??, ventilators?, AEDs + first responder kits, pulse oximeters, diagnostic penlights, glucometers? (+ strips), + various batteries (or battery charger?), blood pressure cuffs, stethoscopes, weight scales, label machines? (for clothing or other personal things), rescue blankets?, stifneck collars?, thermometers, neck pillows, heating pads / cooling packs (or aspirators + tubes, IV poles, (+ IV (intravenous) nutrition), breath exercisers, electric shavers!, nail clippers!, glasses cleaning cloths, non-slip socks! and many other good things + health care products (high quality products?) etc, compression bandages, medical dressing (+ anti pressure sores (decubitus!) elbow / heel protectors / pads / comfort cushions etc), CPR training simulators?, disposable ambu bags?, new rollators + replacement parts (+ hip protectors etc), wheelchairs + replacement parts (footrests, leg rest, headrest + cushion, armrest pads + comfort pillows?, cushion pads etc. to prevent pressure sores!), gel pads for shoes + back heel pads etc (+ improved skin inspections?! + treatment + reports + regular checks (+ photo documentation? with digital camera (disease / wound / injury processes! etc), anti decubitus air mattress for additional prevention?, + prevent hand contractures? (hand / wrist / finger splints?, hand therapy ball exercises?), auxiliary eating spoon and fork? (stroke hemiplegia rehabilitation training) comfort grips cutlery? (great for parkinson / disabled, suffering with tremors and trembling hands etc), medical alert system solutions?, own phones for all employees? (more efficiency / more safety), electric armchairs (more comfort), ergotherapy? (useful + less loneliness! + caution: corona!), water dispensers (less dehydration) (+ caution: edema / pulmonary edema / other diseases etc.), outdoor corner sofa + table? (garden, terrace / + all weather proof) + electric awning?, lighting solutions? + cool floor / garden lamps? (solar?, waterproof), teamwork + helping each other? (+ watchfulness, attentiveness, helpfulness, care, + honesty, accuracy, + giving helpful tips / hints, + politeness, being thankful, being focused), + preventing back injuries? (employees! / patients) (lift and carry properly. (+ teamwork? / use tools and aids?) + gymnastic exercises for a strong back?, (+ protect (treat carefully) your joints, elbows, kneecaps etc! + your nerves!), + energy and resource saving concepts?, tasty / healthy food? (+ additional: instant soups?, ready meals?, canned foods? for hungry employees / night shift etc), (+ vegan cooking books? give it a try? at home?) + other improvements, beautifications, more safety, comfort etc. + spreading good mood? (less sadness etc) (+ please be careful: corona!)

[@Symbolic-Sky]

@@technoraver99 While your intentions are good, I'm a Christian and I can promise you're not reaching anyone with this. Mark is a good guy and has donated millions in charity, and worked with Make-A-Wish foundation making the world better through laughter and joy. The only thing you're doing is preaching to people by telling them that the things they love and enjoy are sins when they're actually not. It's no our place to judge others it's Gods place. Majority of the people watching this are Kids, teens or young adults who are trying to get an escape from reality. You're just going to get reported if you post things like this and I would hate to see something like that happen to someone who I'm sure means well.

[@TRAILLER]

you should try Canadian MRE. Heaters are non-toxic, odourless, and safe for confined spaces, and you can put it on you after to keep warm while on lookout in a tree. Oh and best part, we got _entrée_

[@Pislik870]

Ok

[@rioeffendi6577]

canadians MRE got *entrèes* ? damnn i want mark to try it now

[@liamatlas]

we got poptartd

[@liamatlas]

beef taco >>>

[@pootpoot9940]

Canadians just have it all man, how are they so perfect.

[@PaulFJarnes]

Amy: minding her own business Mark: "Be ready." Amy: "huh...?" Mark: "Just be ready."

[@bobsplace2683]

Huh

[@ZachieRoze]

@@bobsplace2683 just be ready

[@chilly4766]

@@bobsplace2683 jussst wait

[@charcoal4742]

Why do I feel like she hears that a lot

[@esmeethrockmorton2630]

Who’s amy

[@mathan3559]

Bro just became a six and a half star therapist for a solid 32.7666347 seconds.

[@dan8426]

I was in the US Army in THE GREAT STATE OF Georgia and was eating an MRE laying down in the woods, not having a good time and was reading the "lean Heater against a rock or something" for the first time and started busting up laughing. "A rock er sumthin"

[@mghfngfngfngfg4042]

Ayo Georgia gang how are you doing bro shit as hit the fan a bit here lmao

[@_cherry_blossom_0318]

LOL i get so excited when someone brings up georgia 🇬🇪

[@ross-ij6qn]

lmao same here i was chilling in the woods by myself tho :[

[@addylue2715]

I’m a military brat and every day I wonder if my dad (who was in the army) ever saw that.

[@meatism6546]

then the bushes laugh