We tried Geoguessr with a Time-machine... It was embarrassing.

DisguisedToast is joined by one of his oldest brothers in arms, Scarra, combining their incredible IQ and magnificent geography knowledge to beat one of the hardest guessing games out there, Timeguessr.
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Outro Track ► "French Toast" by Drew.0 ( / drew0 , co-written and produced by Steven Tran ( / snk_tran )
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[@howaboutdat]

If there’s one game that’s going to get Toast cancelled, I did not think it’d be Timeguesser

[@zcst4eva]

I know, RIGHT?!?!

[@aminewaffleuwu15]

smth worse than guess that asian 😂

[@truthboom]

no 50 cents zombie bot here

[@hayaccino]

How to upset half of Europe in one video 😂

[@klok1014]

Im american and I am also extremely upset lol.

[@etanaratsastaja]

only half?

[@siddhantverma3018]

That's how Asians feel when people generalize most of the world population by that one word

[@AlexiusRedwood]

Yeah but they live in America . Is like me living in Japan and not knowing their history , and the history of their neighbours.

[@klok1014]

@@AlexiusRedwood everyone in europe and asia is taught the history of their country and their neighbors. Its basically just the americas that dont know much about the world history. In the US, the only international history you will learn are the World Wars and a few other wars, and thats just because the US fought in them.

[@astcrace]

"Ireland is owned by England" while looking at a picture from the troubles is crazy

[@gurmeharsingh5228]

What were the troubles?

[@pincset]

Out of all wrong things in this video, this one was the worst hands down

[@BritishTeaLover]

@@gurmeharsingh5228 A few decades of Northern Ireland (and parts of Ireland and the UK) being the terrorism hotspot of the world (most years at least). Effectively you had some terrorist groups who wanted N. Ireland to be part of the UK, and some who wanted it to be part of Ireland, and they all carried out a huge number of bombings, assassinations, torture etc. I believe the Taliban and Al Quaeda learned some of their tactics from watching what the IRA a similar groups did against the British military that was deployed there to try and keep the peace. When I saw the guy dressed in bomb squad stuff walking towards the open van, with no one else in sight, with that kind of photo quality, and that architecture, it was immediately obvious that this was in Northern Ireland during the 70s/80s.

[@tolokoko]

@@BritishTeaLover The assertation that the british military were deployed there to keep the peace is pretty off the mark. MI5 and the british military carried out horrible abuses in NI. Bloody Sunday massacre, multiple assassinations, and were very much in bed with the UDF (one of said terrorist groups). Read up on the bloody sunday massacre of the 70s or the multiple kids shot by british soldiers.

[@abbiecampfield8955]

I can just hear all of the pissed off people 😅

[@sophie5178]

It's like Toast and Scarra made a pact before this video, to piss off every single country that might appear in this game

[@storyteller3036]

its the north american spirit at work

[@AdvancedGamer-]

⁠@@storyteller3036no just American spirit No North American spirit

[@HeyLeFay]

Toast isn't even American, he's from Malaysia/Canada. Which makes it even funnier that he seems to know more about US/European history than Scarra.

[@_Woo]

Toast choosing to ignore the Taiwanese flag was a choice.

[@biggyfishy130]

Ah, but the bulge size

[@Pawc4]

First thing Toast says when he sees that flag: "Is that the Taiwanese flag?" What?

[@Powerhouse08]

As a history and geography nerd, I'm dying laughing at their foolishness

[@Tridentus]

As a pretty average non-American I'm dying laughing at their foolishness

[@ffll8427]

ME[ ]RNE on the tram and they didnt think of melbourne, i was furious

[@y0sh_]

@@ffll8427 they looked at the titanic and decided "you know leonardo dicaprio is american so it must've left from america"

[@alokkumar8506]

Cap

[@azpont7275]

This makes me cringe a bit. And not, in the good way.

[@notur1angel]

i have never wanted to rip my hair out more than listening to them talk about the Titanic omfg

[@Asbjoorn]

As a norwegian, when toast concluded that was the danish flag, I laughed so hard i almost fell of my chair

[@AlfredKimbork]

as a Dane, i did the exact same thing

[@TribalwarsStuff]

"Prostitution is legal in Copenhagen" 😅

[@juni260]

Samme her...

[@AlfredKimbork]

@@juni260 det er lidt trist men også bare fantastisk

[@wesleyy2502]

​​@@TribalwarsStuffHe got two countries wrong on that as well lol

[@mattlievens3573]

I cannot tell if Toast is joking about the Titanic making it to America or not lol

[@zcst4eva]

I know, RIGHT?!?! It only ever took ONE trip!!

[@gurmeharsingh5228]

​@@zcst4evaone round trip according to toast😂

[@zcst4eva]

@@gurmeharsingh5228 😂

[@Cubeforc3]

I'm more baffled they think the Titanic was in the 70's! After we landed on the moon. A steam ship. After they had transatlantic flights for years. How?! I understand if someone wasn't sure if it was the 1900's or the 10's or the 20's. But the SEVENTIES?!?!

[@tksbilliards]

@@zcst4eva half a trip

[@ricejin]

as someone who knows absolutely nothing about history or geography, this video was mad entertaining

[@ririyunana]

I agree haha

[@dragontom1411]

Litteraly Mussolini face with propaganda saying Si... I wonder where and when that is ...

[@miki1510]

"Ireland is owned by England" "Germany and Austria are the same place" These two are trying to start WW3

[@miumiumiu1209]

... i am lost for words at how they used logic to get through this 😂 i bet history and geography enthusiasts would prob need to skip this vid

[@Curious0ne]

"i bet history and geography enthusiasts would prob need to skip this vid" It was painful, ngl 😂

[@miumiumiu1209]

@@Curious0ne i'm far off from an enthusiast, but it was also painful for me 😂

[@nyslae]

I somehow got through it 😭

[@captaininsane9101]

I'm a history and geography nerd and I found this insanely entertaining XD

[@JoeBuffoon77]

and their logic and deduction are hella bad too

[@Silver_Xarr]

toast and scarra's favorite phrase this whole video was "its pretty much the same thing"

[@alexwalter8669]

Who doesn't remember the great Danish civil war between the Danes and the Denmarkians.

[@Pingviinimursu]

We Finlandians don't 😔

[@MaMastoast]

RIP Denmarkians

[@AdjectiveEQ]

the immense pain i felt when they got everything wrong about the titanic😭

[@yuumi247]

Like how? Titanic has been a super popular story forever

[@tikigaqgal]

10,000 iq Toast, had no idea that the titanic was in 1912 and left Europe?!? 😂😂

[@Legacy_Sunshine]

And he thought the Norwegian flag was the Danish flag

[@tikigaqgal]

@@Legacy_Sunshinehonestly as a stupid USian I knew it was a Nordic flag I just didn’t know which one 😂.

[@hulkaiden6178]

@@Legacy_Sunshine I am from the US, but I still feel like that is one of the more forgivable ones. They are very similar.

[@Legacy_Sunshine]

@@hulkaiden6178 Im Norwegian and I can say that Norway and Denmark aren't that similar. If you think its only because of the flag and language than you're wrong. In Norway we have 2 written languages, Bokmål and Nynorsk. Not only that, you can also see that the nature in both of the country are different.

[@hulkaiden6178]

@@Legacy_Sunshine ? When did I say anything related to any of this? I said the flags are similar.

[@kennywoods2255]

This was the most frustrating thing I’ve ever seen Toast publish

[@jennmcgibbon1918]

I was screaming when they got the titanic date and location so wrong 😂

[@Vazu3]

12:49 My guy offended the entirety of nordic countries while getting the flag wrong

[@taysirk3295]

Being from Denmark i fell off the bed when i heard toast say “Denmarki and Finlander 🦸‍♂️ “

[@taysirk3295]

And prostition and mushrooms is illegal in Denmark, he is talking about Amsterdam😂

[@Djellowman]

@@taysirk3295 dunning kruger effect display

[@neelaberglof1429]

As a finn, it definitely took a while for me to stop laughing after that 💀

[@OelHardrada]

Having the picture of Mussolini and not recognising him shows the lack of history knowledge.

[@Exzentriker]

How about the Austria one that actually has the city name in it

[@redholm]

Yea. First I saw the big one and thought. Is that? Then I saw all the posters and went. Yea. That's him alright.

[@Atlas_Artz]

I could forgive them for not recognizing musolini. I drew the line when they could not get the Titanic picture right. Quite literally one of the most learned about disasters in western history

[@zcst4eva]

I WAS SCREAMING AT MY COMPUTER: "IT'S FASCIST ITALY!!!"

[@unspeakableminion9531]

​@@ExzentrikerAustria and Germany is basically the same thing

[@rogerramjet7729]

The tram literally said melbourne on it behind the guy. Spencer and Collins are two major streets in the cdb, and fitzroy and brunswick are inner city suburbs. The real key is look at the cars. I worked out oslo (norway) and the late 60s from the beetle and the squarish shape of the car in front of it

[@hkezbbpb]

Even if Toast is smart i always forget he is smart by american standard XD

[@tikigaqgal]

Sad.. but true, as a USian I could get most of these and I definitely do not think I’m smart

[@rain69420]

he's CANADIAN 😭

[@impossiblejenna6103]

american standard? no he is smart. why do non americans pretend that ALL americans aren't smart? as if we don't have tons of ivy league colleges, specifically designed for really smart people. wake up and stop stereotyping a group of people.

[@D1G0]

​@@impossiblejenna6103bro chill there's 8 ivy league universities. not only that's far from tons theirb students are 0,04% of US population

[@127twilson]

To start, I am an American. What does it mean to be "smart"? Are we talking about Toast's knowledge or his intelligence? If we are talking about his knowledge then yes the American education system does not teach world geography very well. If we are talking about intelligence then there are many different forms of intelligence and i believe toast would rank higher in more categories than most of you.

[@AlexiusRedwood]

"Austria and Germany are the same thing" Austrian painter

[@lmr4403]

Red light district is Amsterdam, not Copenhagen as far as I know.

[@CiphecDec]

Scarra scares me with his lack of time line understanding :P

[@thewarsheepsstories5720]

As a Norwegian when toast said the Norwegian flag was Denmark and called the people from Denmark, Denmarkien I laughed so hard

[@sannimalin8527]

Also "finlander" 🥲

[@mellomoontea]

Scarra: Uses analytical skills Toast: Zoom in on his bulge

[@kylemanlongat6516]

This is why we watch Toast, being blissfully ignorant is his forte.

[@Pikkonuos]

You guys guessing wrong kept me thinking i might be wrong. What a roller-coaster

[@Remmerboy]

As a Denmarkian with a decent public education, this was hard to watch

[@andri7037]

how to trigger educated non-americans in a video:

clicking london when the picture clearly was taken next to an ocean is the cream on top of the iceberg of horrible guesses in this video

[@quark1243]

*Norwegian flag* toast: denmark!

[@ezfnw]

2:47 😂😂 bro i lost it when he said is it 23

[@Nonyssimo]

The "Finlandian" is more drunk.

[@conbon7816]

6:28 .... oh no 💀

[@technicolorexplosion]

That last picture where it literally says that New York is 3147 miles away and they're still saying its bait 😭

[@nachinobeta9300]

I can't tell if Toast is joking for the content or if he just really thinks Copenhage it's Amsterdam and the Titanic achieved to do a complete UK -> USA -> UK trip. So many things were too wrong here 😂

[@aadyagautam]

14:26 It says Melbourne tramway on the train😂😂

[@topi.s]

12:56 I feel insulted

[@NIKENKO]

6:40 is pretty famous photo, can't believe you didn't know it. That's Italian fascist headquarters in Rome

[@dboone7670]

Toast is either a really dumb smart person or a really smart dumb person, and I can't figure out which.

[@merrinclarke6396]

i don’t know if this is satire or not😭😭😭

[@ajia117]

"lady in the street"... That's a bomb suit

[@naynaychoy]

12:49 triggering the nordics by saying they are all the same lol at least Finnish is the most different language among them

[@SniperKing5]

He's not entirely wrong, we are pretty similar honestly. As a Finn I cringed more to the fact that he got the flag wrong while being super confident about it. Plus the stuff that he explained about Copenhagen was about Amsterdam, yet Scarra was so impressed by his "knowledge" 😂

[@MaMastoast]

@@SniperKing5 I mean I can see not knowing the Nordic flags..And Copenhagen has a lot in common with other nordic cities.. I dunno where he got the Amsterdam stuff from though.. Also "Denmarkian"?

[@lolliputbug]

the pain i felt when they put lands end in london, while the literal ocean is visible in the background.

[@haun__]

It pains me to hear to lily say kodak was founded (they said invented) in the 1970-80s. They were founded almost 100 years before that, in 1888. They were the first company make taking photos accessable to the everyday joe back in 1900. They invented the Brownie camera. Their slogan was "you press the button, we do the rest" and it was a huge success commercially. for the first time ever everyone had access to their own personal camera. Before that, you had to go to hire a photographer to take any photos. Or you had to put a lot of money into it and learn about the craft of making a photo. There was a lot of chemistry involved. I don't blame her for not knowing any of this. I love photography and learned the history behind it

[@PaletteWIngs]

The Australian photo from 1900 has Melbourne written on the tramcar, lol. There is a guy standing in front of it, to be fair...

[@hekyo]

I laughed so hard 😂😂😂 Toast and Scarra is a great comedic duo 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@skzji]

14:23 as a melbournian this is simultaneously rage inducing and hilarious

[@nikchi]

Some of these videos are hit or miss. These streamers literally are lacking in a lot of normal skills and knowledge.

[@nyremusic11]

my jaw DROPPED at the titanic commentary 😂

[@MacMacWA]

Well this was a frustrating watch…good thing I think these guys are hilarious

[@celestric]

Toast: look at the flag! (In my head): oh its the Norway flag Scarra: where is this flag from? Toast: DENMARK BRO

[@elleeeeish]

The amount of times they failed up is astonishing.

[@quinncollins4486]

The northern ireland bit was rough but THE TITANIC SECTION????? Its joever

[@voidwalker8754]

Bro I love how OTV uses the Terraria music... kudos

[@darkwarriors...]

bro as a history nerd and decent at geography this video is pain especially the titanic and the last one. cause I'm English i guessed correctly when it was England and Ireland, the Irish one was easy due to the house design and the religious sign

[@PastorOfMuppets91]

It is so much fun watching you guys trying to share a brain cell 😂 Great video d:

[@bobwest2727]

Toast come to Ireland and try to say it is the same place as England.

[@naoamreyes6141]

I was like "about damn time to post something toast!!!" And bruh 😂 this did not disappoint. PURE COMEDY 😂😂😂😂😂

[@AlmostM]

At 10:45 the city name is visible in one of the signs (Salzburg)

[@mindysolace]

Couldn't even take a second to read "Melbourne Tramway"...

[@henryaz_]

"after racism was abolished" - toast i dont recall racism being abolished

[@mrwucat]

I could barely tell if he was joking about that, but I think he might just know absolutely nothing about American/European history.

[@band0x1337]

I can’t believe they thought the titanic set sail in the 50s 😭

[@wZem]

Can someone, PLEASE, teach people in the US basic geography?

[@Alice-jo5mb]

As a geography teacher I can say that we do 😅 Most folks just don't think it's important enough to pay attention to or remember

[@thisshouldbevalidplease5918]

The problem is they have everything they'd ever needed in America so their whole world is in America (not all Americans ofcourse)

[@tikigaqgal]

🤭 Toast is Canadian.

[@tikigaqgal]

He lives in the US but he is definitely Canadian

[@TinshikuNurushii]

Imo it's more or less the information age, so instead of memorizing geography Americans just look up the info on their phone most of the time. Unless of course it's relevant to them, then they'll have it memorized.

[@EvanCathey]

Most people tucking upwards is new to me, learned something new today.

[@jangeromo7120]

THE CONFIDENCE dudeeeee!!!!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣 Thank you for this, now I'm looking up some of the question's history 🤣

[@justchelsay]

The Titanic section, honestly, was so painful... but otherwise great video once again

[@Maskenken]

I've never been so insulted and entertained at the same time. I love how you throw in "Red light district" which is in Amsterdam far from norway and denmark,

[@medigoomnis]

Hahaha toast in one video like "I can tell all Asians apart!" and then a month or two later "all Scandinavian people are identical!" ...lmaoooooo I love the confidence with which he spouts nonsense (on purpose, seriously!) Hahahah...

[@edwardtys]

W00t! New Toast video!

[@klok1014]

Even as an american, I am disappointed in many of their thoughts and actions

[@Lolmonster777]

I couldn’t tell if they were serious about the Titanic. Toast always sounds like he’s trollingggg

[@realtimestatic]

Oh my got it was kinda entertaining seeing them get everything wrong even tho I knew most of them. Like for the 1914 one you can see the gates to the bBckingham palace in the background. Or the titanic, which started in England and raced towards New York. Then we have the Salzburg one where it literally says the name of the city in the image. Or where they go fucking Serbia on the SISISI one even tho they use Cyrillic there!

[@HyrnoProdo]

12:42 Bruh..... every norwegian screaming

[@MaMastoast]

Should be flattered :)

[@foopygoopy1860]

I dont know what's worse. Them thinking World War 1 was 1930s or them thinking color wasnt until the 70s 😭

[@DilysCheong1998]

As a person who has no sense of direction and almost failed history in school, I enjoyed this video a lot lmao

[@Maleitus]

Dafuck they doin? I was so convinced of their general knowledge. Loosin my faith here..

[@reaa2705]

Yessss ❤❤❤ a new video

[@AlphaQ214]

I had to pause after the Titanic to come comment. That was the most hilarious thing. IDK when they recorded this but the Titanic just claimed 5 more lives not to long ago lol and to base your guess of the movie is great. It almost feels like they were trolling hahaha

[@ReyeLynn]

Loved how the sign said “olympics” and the shirt had the Olympic rings along with the year 😂 but Lily initially said New York?? Like the numbers after New York on the sign didn’t matter haha

[@yuumi247]

I get the initial just reading the sign, but then none of them realized that the numbers were how far away New York was.

[@Seraphiel123]

The sign also says the location of the photo "Lands End". Lmao.

[@JasonTheKnighthog]

That Titanic round was rough to watch hahah

[@davidbean6973]

That explosion effect after Belfast picture 😨💀

[@sw4mpy]

I lost both hair and brain cells from that Titanic bit 😭

[@SirMonday]

"This is Germany, right?" "They're all so serious, it has to be Germany" *Picture has "Salzburg" prominently featured in the image*

[@Sniz990]

Last picture selecting central london when ocean is seen in the background.

[@calebjamison4181]

1:54 toast is trying so hard to not say "black guy"

[@samphillips141]

I always assumed Titanic knowledge was just general knowledge for gen Y.

[@mentaljedi]

This video killed me lmao

[@exclavious406]

Gotta love the Terraria Jungle music

[@trollolololols3857]

At the beginning of the video, I was paying more attention to the Terraria music in the background 😅

[@gialaureano246]

not recognizing the titanic was so funny oh my god

[@6891x]

They did recognize Titanic but apparently knew nothing about it...

[@kajuanhurn]

This video is definitely for the boys

[@gamemanifest159]

I watched too much ww2 video i noticed musolini poster right away 7:12 and si means yes i think in italian.

[@MakasuVAL]

Scarra putting the pin in the middle of London instead of at the LANDS END WHERE IT'S POINTING TO NEW YORK made me so salty. They could've gotten a perfect score with some deductive reasoning

[@superfeet1238]

i loved when scara said yes and we still are

[@tiny._.sxnshine]

man standing in front of a big ocean "this is london"