We Tried Making Mario Party Competitive

[@Crispy_America]

Loved his anti perspirant joke, highlight of my year

[@jocabulous]

Personally his anti bacterial joke was better

[@Crispy_America]

@@jocabulous personally I hope your mom has a lovely evening

[@MoriMoon]

@@jocabulousWhy have you replied to like EVERY single comment???

[@kapdawn4767]

It’s the beginning of the year bro

[@Crispy_America]

@@kapdawn4767 definitely the highlight of my year

[@marcelsaldana123]

I love how the other two's voices were pumped down just so we could hear Altrive and Jawsh complain non stop

[@jocabulous]

L comment

[@theunovanative7640]

@@jocabulous ratio

[@jocabulous]

@@theunovanative7640 Double ratio bozo

[@bidoof367]

@@jocabulous cool story bro epic fail

[@gwagwayoyo]

"Other two voices" 💀

[@tuckguy7071]

Altrives anti persperant joke was funny as shit

[@jocabulous]

i dont think shit is very funny

[@tbbbo]

@@jocabulous fuck you Altrives antiperspirant joke was funny as shit

[@heruhcanedean]

I play Super Smash Bros. what is an antiperspirant?

[@jocabulous]

@@heruhcanedean i think its like the thing you take when you get sick

[@Pikaclev]

@Jocab jeez that’s antibiotics. AntiPespirant or whatever is anti body odor

[@JiroTheFro]

I had an hour long discussion with my friends about that exact hot pocket situation but I don’t remember all that we decided on past what you’ve already agreed on. All four of us are in Altrive’s camp, I remember that much

[@aggressivelyaveragegamer190]

Hot Pocket = Ravioli

[@davidweisleder5920]

dash's antiperspirant joke was the best part of this video

[@butter_0021]

According to the water isn’t wet argument, a glass of water is wet but one water molecule is not wet.

[@pigeongod3450]

correct, but in almost all contexts you'll have more than 1 molecule of water

[@roswell6422]

what i expected: sweaty mario party what i got: altive and jawsh complains for 13 minutes and 46 seconds

[@cherrypuddles]

Can't believe Altrive doesn't like Sonic Adventure. Doesn't he know about the Chao Garden? I can't believe he hates the Chao Garden. He must not be smart enough to understand the Chao Garden, unlike me.

[@aggressivelyaveragegamer190]

"The themes of the Chao Garden are just to deep and the mechanics are too complex for his trogladite, amoeba, SODA!, winston brain to comprehend. He should stay doing the Antiperspirant joke." - Seto Kaiba

[@sebastianwatches7095]

@@aggressivelyaveragegamer190 obamna

[@evilded2]

Anti-perspirant joke (epic)

[@jocabulous]

Okay male symbol man

[@jaidyngear379]

This episode is so good I forgot they were playing Mario Party.

[@jstar3382]

He actually made a fucking antiperspirant joke. I'm upset

[@samhasfinished2190]

I love Mario

[@nazarethsavage]

mayo love you

[@dabiggestratintown]

Not as much as me!

[@noyou8214]

@@jocabulous hee hee haw haw

[@gloomy_glamour]

I love Mario too

[@dakoriolf]

I love Mario

[@hatefuleyebrows]

i loved jawsh's "hi there" winston reference

[@Autumn-291]

Any video with Jawsh is automatically much funnier by default

[@puhskinti9358]

1:31 cool donkey kong impression

[@shpenkyobo]

Jawsh complains for almost 9 minutes

[@gb4770]

Holy shit your alpharad impression is on point

[@rileyallred3905]

I love how you spend more time debating whether water is wet and if pizza is a sandwich than anything related to Mario party.

[@petahgriff7196]

I like when complaining turns into speaking the truth about green eggs and ham

[@cantaloupegodling352]

People who try to "um actually" the phrase water is wet deserve to be put in a box that slowly fills with water until they stop being wrong.

[@RyzeMain]

8:55 I was not expecting the dunkey "baa" from #15 on his best games O_O

[@ace_sqweeks]

for people who agree with the common Jawsh L, what Altrive is saying is technically true. The only way for water to not be wet is if you somehow isolate a single water molecule

[@ace_sqweeks]

also, my reasoning for saying water is wet is that water is a fluid, so it's molecules sometimes touch (quite frequently actually) and the definition of something being wet is when a water molecule touches it, therefore, water makes itself wet if there's more than 1 molecule.

[@Alylion]

Here’s the thing about fighting Goku: killing him just makes him stronger. He will come back and he will win, eventually lol.

[@bluejay21.]

0:19 Scott The Woz video shown! (Nintendo 64: Nintendo's Best Mistake - Scott The Woz; Season 5 or 2021 if you want the year)

[@elwawa123]

I remember wanting to kill my family members cause of Mario Party-induced rage.

[@jocabulous]

you know what i remember, not asking

[@gloomy_glamour]

@@jocabulous that wasn't very nice. You could've had an Icarus moment from being too cooky a little too mean and cooky crazy. Not very wholesome

[@Crispy_America]

@@jocabulous before you do anything you need to ask yourself this question”what would Mario do?”

[@jocabulous]

@@Crispy_America your mom thats what he would do

[@Crispy_America]

@@jocabulous 😢

[@Bmanwins]

Dang he fell off. Couldn't even draw an amogus.

[@jocabulous]

Where did he fall of of hopefully not the roof that would be cringe

[@heruhcanedean]

This man trying to claim a Hot Pocket is hot when you microwave it. Someone has never eaten the middle of a microwaved Hot Pocket, that shit still frozen half the time.

[@How2lulululu]

3:43 I fucking blew my water on my computer screen fucks sake this was close to being as funny as his anti perspirant joke

[@leechlord]

I love how Jawsh and Altrive have matching pfps and yet won’t stop arguing 10:06

[@PewPew_McPewster]

Wow that Demondice reference came outta nowhere

[@Gnashum]

Really loved the anti perspirant joke this episode

[@Canoopy]

Major forgot to take his normal pills

[@darthcenzo8094]

altrives antiperspirant refrence is a great call back to times that certainly were 👍👍👍

[@GUNUFofficial]

This is just like when cereal haves milk.

[@spike_adelic6610]

Water is a dry substance that wets

[@phntmthf5505]

Oh, Smith did DEMONDICE dirty. She makes good music and she has a second form that also makes good music.

[@harryh4h720]

It's pretty funny that in fictional worlds people get hung up on something when something equally makes sense, I'm probably no exception but how you gonna get caught up on "biological androids" when there are god's that sneeze and destroy planets with said sneezes

[@foxfox1422]

Jawsh doesn't like anime because he doesn't look like Persona 5

[@colourlesspallete777]

ANTI PERSPIRANT JOKE IS BACK

[@MoriMoon]

holy shit he has the ‘get smoked’ hat. I want- no, NEED it.

[@crashhelmi7977]

OH MY GOD THAT EXPLAINS ALL OF THE FAMILY GUY CLIPS ON KZbin SHORTS I THOUGHT I WAS GOING INSANE

[@normieaboo3866]

No way. He actually made the joke. It wasn't even that funny. I can't believe people hyped me up for nothing!

[@pichujiggs153]

Get well soon!

[@FrankEShaw05]

20 seconds into the video and im loling like crazy because of that antiperspirant joke

[@firebolt1629]

Dont worry about everything that happens in alpharad gold

[@gangjittleyang]

Anti perspirent Anti perspirent Anti perspirent Anti perspirent Anti perspirent Anti perspirent Anti perspirent

[@djuv4375]

Saying water isn't wet is like saying tape isn't sticky or fire isn't hot

[@ZacharypjgStudios]

Hot pockets and pop tarts are ravioli my guy

[@JakeGoesOnline]

“I’m better than all my friends” That is a lie

[@jocabulous]

i аgгee

[@emilyr3458]

i disagree

[@louisroy4911]

I’m OK either way

[@moooooomoooooo]

i’m so glad he made the antiperspirant joke

[@joshlongbottom2213]

God I love Major Duncan

[@violethope02]

this video felt so much longer than 13 minutes

[@definitelynotaviewbot5268]

man this video would've been so much better if it said yo check me live at the start and had sonic chronicles music for the outro

[@jadetealaaron2003]

Sonic Adventure Fans be like "omg this game is so good' and then proceed to only like 2 of the 6 play-styles and hate the rest of them

[@LokiDoesMischief]

I felt like this thumbnail was taken from Smii7y

[@gameingman9708]

THE ANTI-PERSPIRANT JOKE.. IS REALLLL

[@aloeverah3150]

Good video, still watching the pre vid ads, but good video

[@Alex-rk3gv]

Awesome AND Wholesome

[@moriya480]

No one would like Sonic Adventure 1 and 2 if Chao Garden was in a game that actually controlled well, that’s a hot take

[@galaxycap07]

Hot pockets are Burritos

[@elitobin]

I love jawsh, he's so silly!

[@KikidontIoveyou]

ALTRIVE UPLOADED

[@jocabulous]

When i didnt see

[@decentrandom552]

Yes

[@jocabulous]

Conflict

[@supson16]

Make sure to check him live

[@jelemefer]

thank you William

[@jstar3382]

Wait he actually knows sparklez?

[@sycophant-ism]

anti persperant is back

[@macmonkeyhat]

..... I like the Knuckles levels......

[@chuckgames7087]

Bro is sweating frfr hes got the high performance console the switch oled model

[@lucasescala5524]

Honestly the anti-perspirant joke kinda missed for me

[@MrChummington]

ANTIPERSPIRANT!

[@mobybrick2357]

0:07 nowaynowaynoway

[@nick_lmao]

yo when did goku die

[@liamfitzgerald1400]

This is absolutely the wrong place to talk about this but I've gotten to the point where every discussion about "Does this food count as x?" drives me mad. Things count as things if we consider them those things. Words are concepts that we created and we decide what they mean, their definitions aren't intrinsically baked into the fabric of the universe. Probably no one will even read this and it's entirely too serious for this channel but I had to get it off my chest. Thank you for coming to my TED Talk.

[@YoungusChungus]

....so you're saying you don't think a Pop-Tart is a Hot Pocket?

[@lunethemooncat6355]

@@YoungusChungus No they aren't because Hot Pocket's are a brand name, both Poptarts and Hot Pockets are ravioli.

[@elijah5220]

what is the sound effect at 3:30

[@jaffaesque]

Wow, this Jawsh guy really likes to complain doesn’t he??

[@dyno_808]

I wish Mario was my dad

[@jocabulous]

im kinda like mario and i am your dad

[@pokestyn]

I got a fucking antiperspirant ad on this video.

[@decentrandom552]

Wait maybe No

[@jocabulous]

Resolution

[@somebluejay]

Yo I love that guy he’s pretty cool

[@jocabulous]

yes and barney loves you we're a happy family

[@TheMoonlitLady]

Funny

[@jocabulous]

Unintelligible incessant swearing

[@Cool123Guy]

Not sure if anyone will see this but can someone tell me what the song playing is at 0:00-0:14?

[@thechosencrusader1162]

Xenoblade is a good game. I’m not some weeb. I just enjoy the fighting mechanics and the story and the music and the cutscenes.

[@decentrandom552]

Wait maybe No again

[@okbigguy42667]

Anti persperant!

[@gumiguy]

thanks

[@deanb0t]

the editing feels ironic but at the same time not

[@Remb64]

hi jo!!

[@dice8418]

Awesome

[@invertebrado]

12:42 wait, now I am confused, do people hate on demondice? And why?

[@MrIntenseninja]

@Luminescape she's not tho

[@brady1689]

I didn’t even know she was really popular enough to get hate tbh

[@decentrandom552]

Nah its Yes

[@MrGamerCaptain]

anti perspirant joke guy is back

[@cancerousmollusk]

awesome

[@jocabulous]

Awesome deez

[@tubbytubbersun]

Pop tarts are ravioli

[@jocabulous]

I am ravioli

[@tubbytubbersun]

@@jocabulous good for you!

[@rileydavidson180]

Ravioli are pop tarts

[@jocabulous]

@@tubbytubbersun i will make you ravioli

[@tubbytubbersun]

@@rileydavidson180 true

[@colinbrady6246]

i am mario

[@jocabulous]

pics or it didnt happen bozo

[@Droppedbanana]

Bald

[@jocabulous]

Basics education lerning

[@caseys2cold]

W

[@decentrandom552]

Or is It

[@GundamKType]

The first sonic adventure sucks the second one is incredible and it's because of the levels. Tail's mech is awesome the sonic and shadow levels are actually fun. The chao garden however is boring as hell .

[@SageEndy]

RAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[@Gamma_Eaglit]

Hit!

[@jocabulous]

This is not a

[@fernisplant]

I actually HATE the anti-perspirant joke.