‘We’ve got a plan’: Speaker Johnson on spending deal

[@NICKPORTER8855]

*FUN FACT:* They don't have a plan.

[@JDavidHopkins]

😂😂

[@demonMILF]

They have a plan to have a plan

[@adenshures6573]

They have concepts of a plan.

[@Justin-yb2yd]

Fun fact, I hope they don't hope the government stays shut down.

[@williamh4172]

Reality check: there's always a plan and both "sides" are in on it. You are chattel to them.

[@AgentAika001]

What theyre telling me is theyve spent 4 years bitching aboit how awful everything is without having a plan to fix it

[@mramerican9627]

🤦🏻‍♂️. Do you know what a brain is used for?

[@quantum_cricket8555]

@@mramerican9627 U obviously do not🙄👉🏼💩🤡

[@markclipsham9199]

You're paying attention. Why doesn't trump use/show us the great healthcare plan he was going to unveil when he got reelected in 2020? Now that he has done that I'd like to see it. Reasonable?

[@texasinkedgrandma5366]

And expect a raise.. 👀 @ the teeny weeny fine print pushed under the eyes without reading.. Status quo for Swamp creatures after an election just like a used car salesman.

[@markclipsham9199]

@@texasinkedgrandma5366 We wouldn't lie to you...

[@Green-Mountainboy]

They had a plan before also and now these idiots are trying to blame democrats for this shit show...

[@mramerican9627]

How slow are you exactly?

[@RapidResponce]

WE WANT A SINGLE SUBJECT BILL!!!! WE ARE SICK AND TIRED OF BOTH PARTIES BS!!!!!!

[@RapidResponce]

Single Subject Bill or shut it all down!!!! 💪🏽

[@RapidResponce]

The first Bill had provisions to give Congress and the Senate members immunity from any crime they have committed or may commit in the future. It also had provisions to censor all of us. You dummies on the left need to wake up!!!!

[@RBS314]

@@RapidResponce/ I’ve been screaming the same thing for years!

[@xariallev.9568]

The national debt is $36.19 Trillion, this is unsustainable and needs to be addressed, but throwing a fit and crashing government services isn't the way to go about it.

[@kaykeelan4712]

Taking away the Trump tax cut for billionaires and instituting a proper tax on wealth would clear a lot of the national debt within the next few years.

[@D_e_n_i_s_e_B]

Tell that to Trump. He want to increase the debt ceiling.

[@sherrylato2826]

They wont to take social security for a quick fix . Social security is not the problem. It has money and musk wants it for himself.

[@chm2]

What happens when it hits 40? 50? 60 trillion? Asking a sincere question.

[@a.m.4467]

@@chm2 you have the internet in front of you but your asking other people?

[@maneshipocrates2264]

That Concept of a plan is finally here.

[@Grizzlar15]

The make up of Congress hasn’t changed yet.

[@Ucanthandlthetruth]

They have a plan to come up with a concept.

[@XCBen]

😂

[@TexasAg-l2c]

Democrats can't define what a woman is - think fake pronouns are real. Worthless....

[@judyshallstrom415]

Lol

[@christopherwheeler5404]

In 12 hours they came up with a new plan? Riiiight.

[@elmosweed4985]

Concept of a plan

[@tippyhadroncollider]

It was the first plan, but it didn't meet their needs so they scrapped it. Now they've fished it out of the trash.

[@JenniferNIsbet-n6d]

No-one had read the original bill that was proposed so just stop. Passing a bill that no one read with all that pork and self serving raises along with the opt out of act for Congress is completely irresponsible. I am ok with shutting down the government permanently. It was never intended to be career.

[@kathya3442]

@@JenniferNIsbet-n6d What do you mean by "shutting down the government permanently?" Everything at the federal level? Or?

[@cheryllaney1050]

Americans gave you the plan on Nov 5. STOP PORK SPENDING.

[@steveinglis4009]

Bye Bye Mike. Grow up folks. Your a disgrace. Blaming Democrats is jaw dropping arrogance.

[@laurens.5701]

Isn't Biden still the president? What is he doing?

[@elmosweed4985]

@@laurens.5701 Republicans have been correct all the time. Biden is no longer in charge and we need to make it official. We need to have Harris take over for the remainder of the term. She could even pardon him so he can rest in peace going thru all the documents he is taking.

[@jeffreyarbogast4735]

"your" or "you're" ??????

[@CJRM-om9os]

​@@laurens.5701 There was a bipartisan bill written up and agreed upon by both parties. BOTH parties. Until Trump and Elon felt it didn't work for them! Forget the people, forget that lawmakers actually did their jobs ! So Biden had nothing to do with the government shut down. Trump is NOT president, but bullies his MAGA Republicans. That is how he is out of line, does not know how to negotiate and only benefits himself. Do you understand this now?

[@MJ-py7dm]

Honey, democrats have NOTHING to be proud of right now 😂 you are getting empaled for 4 years.

[@VoodooCosmonaut]

Mike Johnson is from my hometown. I wouldn't let anyone from my hometown run an Easter egg hunt.

[@Justin-yb2yd]

Just cuz you're incompetent doesn't mean everyone else is from that town.

[@jlvandat69]

Every hometown has it's bad egg. Condolences.

[@wadestanton]

Does your town still have lead water pipes.

[@stevea2909]

@@Justin-yb2yd But unless you're from that town, you have no idea; which holds true for your kind

[@soulie2001]

You included?

[@roastfakeutube617]

Biden is laughing is way out to all who voted Musk into office

[@mramerican9627]

How slow are you exactly?

[@jen6315]

​@mramerican9627 awww are u mad???

[@laurens.5701]

And he's laughing that Kamala didn't win either.

[@JohnSmith-f7c]

LOL the new Musk narrative, you guys don't learn. Stupid stupid stupid democrat.

[@ZONEPRESSLLC]

BiMusk is the real president

[@MrHappytriggerman]

Concepts of a plan

[@JeffreySmith7777]

Another beautiful day in America 🇺🇸! We're only 36 trillion in debt! Another 2 trillion next year. Enjoy. 😅

[@ianirwin8501]

@@JeffreySmith7777 Debt isnt a bad thing

[@gordoncheswick4169]

LOL!

[@4touchdownsinonegame178]

Concepts of a scam

[@QuietRefl4378]

​@@JeffreySmith7777 Got a mortgage, car payment, credit card? You have debt. Credit makes the world go round.

[@LyleHouk55]

If this is a prelude of what is to come, the United States is in for a world of hurt.

[@randyjordan5521]

LOL. We've been in a world of hurt for the last four years. That's why the voters have put the Republicans back in charge.

[@Rustea314]

The Citizens United Decision is making America great again. Corporations are people, too, and have the right to spend unlimited amounts of money to influence the judicial and the legislative branches of government. Vote for the party of personal responsibility and the Citizens United Decision.🤣😂🤣

[@Kingtut672]

@@randyjordan5521 Just keep in repeating this non-sense does not make it true.

[@paulmatthews5255]

@@randyjordan5521republicans were the main cause of the four years of hurt The complete mismanagement of everything

[@robertflorentine]

sad to say it is but worse

[@abstractdragon5453]

Ugh, here we go again. 4 more years of this bullshit.

[@CobugCobug]

Like the past 4 years was great

[@mramerican9627]

🤦🏻‍♂️. How about don’t comment if you don’t have a clue of anything?

[@smokymcpot5917]

Now u know how republicans have felt the last four years.

[@jen6315]

​@@mramerican9627how slow are you?

[@PhillyCuhh]

Bruh where tf is biden? Aleast trump is actually involved..yall Democrats are nothing but frauds just like that 1500 bill

[@brodymundy4875]

im so sick of these politicians holding our government hostages like children every damn year

[@laurens.5701]

Then demand that your congress person stops voting for continuing resolutions and votes for 13 separate appropriations bills like they are supposed to.

[@alvieroach1368]

"our government" really? Try Trump and MAGA.

[@d.b.1176]

“Our plan is to blame Democrats for our incompetence.” - VP tRumps Little Johnson

[@josevillarreal6193]

So why did democrats bring a 1,500 page bill in the last minute? Crazy how all this mess only happens under a democratic president. Same thing happened under Obama.

[@chrish2044]

If that’s true, then why didn’t dems vote for the clean CR that only funded the government?

[@mramerican9627]

Crazy to imagine what you and your 🐈 friends would do without people telling you how to think.

[@d.b.1176]

Mmmmmmm, triggered MAGAt. Are you accountability partners with tRumps Little Johnson mrarmenian?

[@PacificForage]

​@@mramerican9627Coming from a MAGA cult member? That's rich.

[@rahimmajid647]

Well, I guess this is what you get from a concept of a plan.

[@kdnice37]

Yah seems we currently have a concept of a president. Where is Biden?

[@OP-yl2hm]

The problem has nothing to do with Biden. Biden would have signed the bill if Musk and Trump didn't blow it up. Own it at least for once, grow a spine. ​@@kdnice37

[@rahimmajid647]

@@kdnice37 Before you ask that question, maybe you should ask why over 30 GOP House members voted against their own party's bill. 😏

[@BlackHattoriHanzo]

​@@kdnice37 waiting on a concept of a plan to reach his office, if it ever does.

[@UpTheIronsEdForceOne]

@@rahimmajid647 Um, Biden precedes this vote. Where has he been for the last 4 years? Who has been running the country?

[@raycampbell162]

Mike Johnson is no Christian.

[@KathyHales-vm6qk]

Johnson is spineless, and Congress is inept.

[@Madasafish2]

"We have concepts of a plan". Where have I heard that before?

[@laurentdeteix3009]

from the King's mouth himself

[@giovannicazares3110]

We will not be burdened by being burdened.

[@TheJchawk91]

They have a concept of a plan.

[@brb__bathroom]

haha, beat me to it

[@robetclo2516]

Exactly what I thought.

[@Christine0Tucker]

It's the same concept that hasn't been working for years

[@Christine0Tucker]

You cannot have a no limit debt ceiling in the bill. Trump does not care

[@Justin-yb2yd]

I hope their concept plan keeps the government shut down for at least a month or so.

[@MickNizz]

They need Democrats support but they’re not talking to them 🤔🤦‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️

[@fernandohernandez9156]

They don't need the dems. Support. They are the majority after all...😂

[@MickNizz]

@ if you get your head out of Donald Trump‘s ass, you would know they just tried that two times and it didn’t work first. Elon Musk said no we don’t want that deal then right after that they came up with their own bill and 38 Republicans voted against it so what are you talking about? They can’t even get their own house together now slowly pull your head out of Donald Trump‘s ass back to reality.🤷🏻‍♀️

[@norrisfong6445]

​@@fernandohernandez9156senate has to pass the bill. Biden has to sign it. If it's partisan in the house why would there be any cooperation after? Even 38 rs voted against the last bill.

[@elmosweed4985]

@@fernandohernandez9156 You do realize the current president is a Democrat right ? You do know the bill needs his signature right ?

[@MJ-py7dm]

They all talk to each other, they just don’t talk to YOU

[@Monotremata]

Breaking news : Senior Mar-A-Lardo Valet Boy Mike Johnson confirms that GOP *still* has no f'n clue how to govern responsibly.

[@josevillarreal6193]

Who decided to bring the bill in front of congress at the last minute? I'm pretty sure it was democrats and I can guarantee it. So I'm guessing you are on adding another 5 trillion on to of the 36 trillion we already owe. Would make sense from a democrats mind. That way our debt is higher, housing, groceries, bills and etc keep increasing without getting a wage increase. Go educate yourself puppet

[@mramerican9627]

Tell everyone you have no clue of what’s going on without actually telling them.

[@Monotremata]

@@mramerican9627 : and that's what Magic Mike has been doing since he was elected Speaker ;-)

[@PacificForage]

Sadly, this has been well known for quite some time?

[@PacificForage]

​@@mramerican9627Yet the MAGA deplorables have yet to pass a single bill without the democrats stepping in to save them and have shut down the government 6 times in the past two years. Yeah they sure know how to govern alright. LMFAO

[@RPJ12]

1 page, 1 bill stop corrupt government

[@marlonstjohn]

Well, whaddya know, a talking dog.

[@MichaeldeBronett]

Yeah, let's go for it, stop corrupt Trump and garbage barfer Musk!

[@keeleekeelee9125]

How is that a future administration is allowed to interfere with current admin? Aren't civil servants supposed to perform their duties to serve the public???

[@christopherwheeler5404]

Not since MAGA. They need to be stopped.

[@randyjordan5521]

It's because Joe Biden checked out of the job five months ago.

[@shawnsdrumcave]

better question, where is the current administration, shouldn't Biden be negotiating this? oh right, he's too busy on vacation on sleeping...

[@TDPhinsTalkAdmin]

@@shawnsdrumcavethe current administration are the ones voting on it… Biden doesn’t control the Democratic Party because one person shouldn’t control a party…

[@trackinsp.2010]

​@@shawnsdrumcaveabsolutely nothing in this world dumber than a trump supporter.....absolutely NOTHING

[@PaloDuro1021]

100% chance they'll just delay the vote for a couple of weeks so they can leave for the holidays. They do it all the time...

[@chuckxu5910]

Elon should be the speaker, not this RINO

[@rzh3443]

Has President Musk tweeted in yet ? No agreement until he says so!

[@middleguy1776]

Did you actually read the bills and what was in them?

[@davidguelette7036]

Gotta pay for those tax cuts somehow!

[@erikouwehand]

​@@middleguy1776 Elon Musk has not apparently.

[@Gumneck8n]

President ELECT Musk...government welfare queen billionaire

[@philspd473]

​@@middleguy1776we know he didn't, he is just a troll thinking Biden is of sound mind...

[@SpockvsMcCoy]

Republican government shutdown for Christmas.

[@yolopistolo194]

Biden demorats shut down or rather corporate america shut down. They want their money and want the american people to give it to them like the good sheep people are

[@josephnolan8217]

Fairly sure the dems did that with not voting on the cr

[@carlleggett1379]

​@@josephnolan8217stop blaming democrats

[@lindawalker9738]

@@josephnolan8217 it's the Republican party that can't all agree on the matter. They don't need the Democrat vote.😊

[@davidfoster3427]

and I thought a lump of coal was a bad as it got.

[@spidalack]

So the "concept of a plan" party is in charge now. Remember, this is what you voted for Americans. You don't get to cry about it now. Welcome to the find out part.

[@elmosweed4985]

Yet they still blame Democrats for President elect Musk stopping the bipartisan bill they had originally.

[@scotsmanofnewengland7713]

Don’t put all Americans in your beliefs. Not all Americans voted for the traitor Trump including me a 73 yr old Veteran.

[@danielrussell9416]

He is going to have to check with President Musk. Thanks MAGA.

[@deannewilliams7658]

Mike, you said that wrong. It's "we have a concept of a plan".

[@kronos7110]

The camera cut off before Jonson could add: "It's not a very good plan."

[@spitrock33]

Doing away with the debt limit only personally benefits Trump and Musk for their own greed.

[@JamesMilne-hi2ot]

Did you think the only reason Trump ran for president was to stay out of jail?

[@NONAME-xm2t]

This is a preview of the next 4 years.

[@sandifarris5586]

Couldn't be any worse than what dementia Joe brought !@@

[@AquarianNomadic]

This isn't our fault dude We hate that guy.

[@norrisfong6445]

​@@AquarianNomadicwhich guy?

[@elmosweed4985]

@@AquarianNomadic President elect Musk and his Vp Donnie stopped the original bipartisan bill. - Dude

[@RedTitan5]

Karma to trump voters

[@johnnyfry2]

You think the collapse of the U.S due to massive debt is because of Trump voters? The U.S is paying $1T a year in interest payments alone. Imagine a citizen could just vote on borrowing another $1T every 90 days?

[@randyjordan5521]

Just think of how much worse of an alternative Kamala was, for 77 million Americans to vote for Trump.

[@carlakenyon6073]

@RedTitans5 ??? It’s to all Americans

[@Grizzlar15]

If this were after January 21st maybe

[@MrMatt531]

But yet this whole issue was created by Democrats…

[@KimberlynCrawford]

Trump is being lead by President Musk. I thought Trump had his own mind.

[@carolynturk-hu7je]

Or "a concept of a plan......maybe?!" 😂😂

[@sergiovilla7040]

I thought Joe Biden was still the president. Why isn’t he negotiating this?

[@justsayin8734]

He already did that. It is/was the bill agreed to before this unnecessary shit show with Elon.

[@deskjockie4948]

@@justsayin8734 Oh, you mean the one with pay raises for Congress, continued censorship bill, more money to foreign countries than to our own people, a new football stadium, and other unnecessary provisions? Riiiigggghhhttttt.

[@karleyhimlin7306]

Why is elon running the government

[@chrisbarr1238]

Cause he's actually a genius

[@bukktoof]

he wasn't elected

[@lindawalker9738]

​@@chrisbarr1238did he win the vote? So let me get this straight, you're okay with government takeover as long as he's a genius. Trump said he loved the uneducated.

[@melissam.pledger6467]

​@chrisbarr1238 buying some companies with inherited $ while squatting illegally in America, then exploiting one's workers, taking our tax dollars for gov. contracts, and amassing wealth as a robber-barron does NOT make him a genius - it makes him evil.

[@chrisbarr1238]

@melissam.pledger6467 and you hating America makes you evil

[@shellyringgold1489]

President musk tanked the CR. Vice President trump is controlled and neutered. It’s pathetic

[@RandyWatson-q2t]

Dementia.

[@chrisbarr1238]

Your pathetic welcome to America don't like it go to Canada oh that's right they about to be our 51st state I love liberal tears cry more

[@laurens.5701]

Wait...I thought he was supposed to be DICTATOR on day 1😅

[@shellyringgold1489]

@@laurens.5701 he’s trying via musk and it isn’t even day one. What a loser he is.

[@deskjockie4948]

So, you've elected Elon Musk President without following the Constitutional procedure of nomination and voting? Hmmmm, who else have the Democrats tried this with?

[@Rashald]

Correction: They have concepts of a plan.

[@annturner1256]

We've got a plan, or at least a concept of one 😉

[@cyndybutler7330]

Cry harder 😂 democrats are the joke in all countries my favorite is lefties meltdowns

[@marannalatimer2864]

Chaos 2025😅

[@middleguy1776]

Why isn't Biden doing anything? He's the president now.

[@elmosweed4985]

@@middleguy1776 Republicans have a made a great point. I say we make Harris the President for this last bit of time. She could even pardon Biden so he can spend more time going thru all the documents he is packing up and storing in his garage.

[@middleguy1776]

@elmosweed4985 why would Biden need a pardon if he's not a criminal?

[@JamesMilne-hi2ot]

​@@middleguy1776The president's job isn't to do the House's job for them. They should have left civics classes in schools.

[@nolivesmatter.]

Anyone who signs a bill that's 1500 pages long is an smeghead

[@PacificForage]

Where have you been? The average bill is between 800-1000 pages.

[@PacificForage]

And BTW, that 150 page bill President Musk and his cronie Trump approved would immediately add 5 trillion dollars to the government spending debt.

[@nolivesmatter.]

@PacificForage yeah the ones that sign those are smegheads too

[@JBBost]

Next four years are gonna be terrible

[@brb__bathroom]

buckle up Dorothy, this clown show is gonna get bumpy

[@christopherwheeler5404]

But they will be entertaining. especially when republicans turn on each other.

[@AquarianNomadic]

Just for you

[@robetclo2516]

There is still the Midterm my friend you will have an opportunity to say at the poll what you think of the Republicans as well of all americans.

[@alleycatpat]

Ya think!

[@RoundingThird]

Johnson's plan: Step 1 - Screw everything up. Step 2 - Blame the Democrats.

[@NinnaFrank]

The old bill had raises for them and a new stadium 😂😂 .

[@davidanderson6100]

The more I look and listen to Johnson, the more I realize this guy is so out of his depth here. Half the time he looks lost, the other half he's looks confused .

[@Poly-ticks-pv6ro]

Why would it not be acceptable to have a CR that funds what's already on the books + relief for disaster victims for the time being and then actually work on a budget? If everyone in congress put the priority of the citizens (including our troops & government workers) first, then it certainly would seem like that's the proper solution. No new added or deducted rules/ laws - no new pet projects - just fund the gov't and get relief to those in dire need. Bills should be stand-alone only. These omnibus packages are hot garbage

[@texasinkedgrandma5366]

Same shit Different year For status quo Swamp creature Politicians in Congress

[@deskjockie4948]

Military salaries, Social Security, Medicare, and other ESSENTIAL services will not be affected by a government shutdown. Do your homework.

[@jonlloyd3020]

The last “plan” included taking out funding for childhood cancer…js

[@prescotthenry1727]

It’s always “a plan” with these undemocratic republicans. The “plan” is to do what they are told to do by Money!

[@Oregano61]

I wonder what will be left of America in 4 years. And will it be to late to fix it???

[@donnacox1354]

Considering the on going loses trump musk are having, seems we will be okey.

[@harrynamkoong3361]

No, John Mikeson/GOP has no plan. Maybe a concept of a plan but not a real plan.

[@lukeamato423]

He has "concepts "of a plan

[@judyshallstrom415]

It was more thab the debt limit they voted against. It was also cutting critical care for children. Do your homework brfore you open your mouth

[@WalterGarvin]

It’s with the health plan be out in a week or two. Lmao

[@garydavidson2367]

Trump circus back in town 4 more yrs 😂😂

[@kdnice37]

Where is Brandon?

[@DavidMedina-tm6jc]

I have a concept of responsible government in America. Unfortunately, it's only a concept.

[@sybillewells7852]

good one 😏

[@Seekrieg]

Not even in office yet, and the chaos is underway!! Buckle up boys and girls, the chaos amusement park is now open!!

[@alcrow1458]

Fun fact: They're already referring to this as the "Biden shutdown".

[@CountSpatula666]

@@alcrow1458 Not trying to pick side, but I do agree. Why isn't the current administration stepping in to get this resolved? Congress is working as Congress does but the executive office should be up front doing their job and making sure this gets done and done properly. This has been the status quo the last four years.

[@Dogman580]

If we did as shittiy of a job as congress we would be fired.

[@lewisduffy675]

You mean "a _concept_ of a plan"...

[@Dirk-Nowitzki]

In October, Rosenberg said that twelve of the last fifteen presidential polls in Pennsylvania - a crucial battleground state - were produced by organizations with conservative or Republican affiliations. He asserted this phenomenon was spreading to all seven battleground states, and argued that its intent was to game the polling averages in Trump's favor. Rosenberg claimed the purpose was to bolster the confidence of the Trump base, while demoralizing the base of his opponent, Kamala Harris.

[@Antwonn83]

So they don’t have a plan…..

Where is the old soggy cabbage hiding in the WH?

[@texasinkedgrandma5366]

🥔 🍦🏖️🌊

[@SailorSocko]

"We have a plan and that will be to do whatever President Musk tells us too"

[@deskjockie4948]

I see that the Democrats have once again elected a President without going through the proper channels. It didn't work for Kamala, and it won't work for Musk either. Grow up.

[@robertflorentine]

concepts of a plan, means no plan

[@lorikemmerer1358]

It better not include the debt limit. Stay with a backbone republicans. Dont bend to trumps will on that.

[@LinnieBee1709]

No, but maybe they have a "concept of a plan."

[@bobwoods1302]

YAY Chaos. Elect a clown and you get a circus.

[@AquarianNomadic]

Trump isn't in office yet dude

[@gordleith9474]

We knew the Biden administration was “stable” by the horse in the White House

[@MoreThanYouTimesTwo]

​@AquarianNomadic and yet Trump still f'd this up

[@jnne9597]

@@AquarianNomadic But he and the apparently the real prez Musk are the ones that called this one, so yes, when it comes to repubs in the senate and what they do, the clowns are already in charge.

[@randyjordan5521]

Imagine how much worse of an alternative Kamala was, for the voters to choose Trump.

[@Tomscomment]

I am sure they have concepts of a plan.

[@Kimm.J]

R's hold majority- still can't get nothing fkn done together. President elect Leon and his 1st lady got told NO by their party😂

[@luvurobert]

Is that the new GOP slogan... We've got a plan! Ha! Wait, let's ask President Musk!!! What a joke!

[@donnamaitlandw7460]

Don’t forget MAGA, Govt shutdowns cost and waste an emended amount of your Taxpayer dollars as do Kangaroo court cases that they bring. Merry Christmas.

[@chiboy7874]

Republicans point fingers and not taking ACCOUNTABILITY bruuuuuuu 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡

[@petermaxlawrence]

"I'm a fool to do your dirty work Oh yeah I don't wanna do your dirty work No more"

[@SomedayTravel]

Why does CNN never talk about what’s in the bill ????? American people are aware --

[@sandrastjohn-qr5tc]

As an American citizen who did not vote for Elon Musk I want the original bill

[@RandyWatson-q2t]

Get yourself deported for the cause

[@gregoryM8105]

Elon Musk is bringing back CONCUBINES!!!The most brilliant man on earth has found a path for immigrant woman to gain citizenship after only 7 years as a concubine These indentured servants thanks to Donald Trump making an executive order altering the constitution will only have to be a concubine for seven short years and then they will earn citizenship! Men may only purchase 7 concubines at a time and must release them once their servitude is done! Elon will also have Concubineries next to his Wineries so very wealthy men may go on wine and concubine tasting tours! Elon is such an amazing gift to our country thanks in part to his companion Donald Trump!

[@deskjockie4948]

You want to give Congress a pay raise, continue the censorship, prevent Congress from having their correspondence subpoenaed so they can break the law without being investigated, send billions more dollars to foreign countries, pay for a new football stadium in Washington DC, and other unnecessary expenditures? Are you even aware of these provisions in the original bill?

[@johnj1094]

He doesn't even have a concept of a plan 😂

[@hgoodman5965]

Republicans in disarray.

[@AquarianNomadic]

MAGA is fine.

[@MoreThanYouTimesTwo]

​@@AquarianNomadicexcept for no....

[@allaboutperspective650]

@@AquarianNomadicyou’re like the donkey Fable: DON'T ARGUE WITH DONKEYS The donkey said to the tiger: - "The grass is blue". The tiger replied: - "No, the grass is green." The discussion heated up, and the two decided to submit him to arbitration, and for this they went before the lion, the King of the Jungle. Already before reaching the forest clearing, where the lion was sitting on his throne, the donkey began to shout: - "His Highness, is it true that the grass is blue?". The lion replied: - "True, the grass is blue." The donkey hurried and continued: - "The tiger disagrees with me and contradicts and annoys me, please punish him." The king then declared: - "The tiger will be punished with 5 years of silence." The donkey jumped cheerfully and went on his way, content and repeating: - "The Grass Is Blue"... The tiger accepted his punishment, but before he asked the lion: - "Your Majesty, why have you punished me?, after all, the grass is green." The lion replied: - "In fact, the grass is green." The tiger asked: - "So why are you punishing me?". The lion replied: - "That has nothing to do with the question of whether the grass is blue or green. The punishment is because it is not possible for a brave and intelligent creature like you to waste time arguing with a donkey, and on top of that come and bother me with that question." The worst waste of time is arguing with the fool and fanatic who does not care about truth or reality, but only the victory of his beliefs and illusions. Never waste time on arguments that don't make sense... There are people who, no matter how much evidence and evidence we present to them, are not in the capacity to understand, and others are blinded by ego, hatred and resentment, and all they want is to be right even if they are not. When ignorance screams, intelligence is silent. Your peace and quiet are worth more. ❤️

[@RandyWatson-q2t]

​@@allaboutperspective650tldr. Dementia and you.

[@laurens.5701]

Actually, the Democrats are. They don't even know what they stand for.

[@DeathByRabbit]

Get your drinks and snacks ready lads, it's going to be a wild 4 or more years.

[@dpaul8184]

Just curious, why are they not wanting the bill to get passed?

[@middleguy1776]

Too much nonsense in it including raises for Congress which they don't deserve.

[@D_e_n_i_s_e_B]

Trump wants the debt ceiling increased.

[@kdnice37]

Would be nice if CNN went into the details of the bill.

[@tombickman9292]

100 billion dollars...250 pages...24 hrs to read it ..loads of pork fat

[@pkxdlovers]

Raising the debt ceiling to enable huge tax cuts for the obscenely rich. Tax cuts that will increase taxes for the rest. Blame President Elon.

[@pressinpickle345]

We have a concept 😂

[@Richoffpaintv]

Plan c lol 😂 plan musk 😂

[@Blooding]

cusk

[@jeanenehinton-ds8xf]

Not a Biden problem. It is the GOP House's responsibility to move forward. Agan, TRUMP CLUELESS!

[@christinascanlon4317]

Repeatedly killing bipartisan bills...why???

[@tbmpetsolutions]

Because it had 1400 pages of wasteful bullshit and futher erosion of civil rights. Shut it down is just fine coz it's not even a shutdown as 99% is still up and running

[@jimmy99wood]

why don’t CNN tell the people what’s in the bill how much money congress spending this time😂😂😂😂

[@yolopistolo194]

Exactly. Corporate talking heads, slaves to their lobby masters

[@kdnice37]

Those are my thoughts exactly. Why don't they go into detail about the bill so the American people can decide if this is the right thing to do? I hate how CNN reports the news as they do, the opinions of the host. FAKE NEWS!

[@CJRM-om9os]

Compared to how Trump and his Elonia mistress want it? Oh my gawd, please just simply Google your info sometimes.

[@deskjockie4948]

Give Congress a pay raise, continue the censorship, prevent Congress from having their correspondence subpoenaed so they can break the law without being investigated, send billions more dollars to foreign countries, pay for a new football stadium in Washington DC, and other unnecessary expenditures.

[@julielacy]

Let’s redo this election asap - this train wreck administration out of control!!! The crazy needs to stop - nothing but 5 alarms fires minute by minute on the daily

[@megtwinkles]

mElonia trump is really running things 😂

[@RandyWatson-q2t]

You're done freak.

[@elmosweed4985]

President elect Musk.

[@RandyWatson-q2t]

@elmosweed4985 zero dementia. And he's not a relic. I appreciate your hubris

[@deskjockie4948]

That's better than Jill Biden running the country.

[@opaca512]

“Concept of a plan”🚩🚩🚩

[@PFOZ-nf7xp]

Where is the current president

[@Appregator]

Thinking about ice cream.

[@D_e_n_i_s_e_B]

He doesn't have to do anything. He has to seat back and eat popcorn. Voters wanted to have a Republican majority. Now you have it. Enjoy.

[@CJRM-om9os]

A bipartisan bill was complete. Agreed upon by both parties. They did their job. Trump's midnight madness has nothing to do with Biden. But typical you should never hold the responsible accountable.

[@danb3859]

I'm a government worker. Thanks Presidents Mump for my wonderful holiday time off bonus... Are they going to pick up my bills while I'm not getting paid??? Eff you Mump!

[@AquarianNomadic]

You're unimportant on the scale. That's your fault. You are a useless employee so you'll be let go. Do better instead of blaming others. ❤

[@christophercottrell8227]

A government worker going against your CIC? Good luck on your next profession. Musk has receipts and cuts will be done. Who will be first to go?

[@randyjordan5521]

Maybe we'll get lucky and you'll be pegged as one of the millions of government workers who is unnecessary. And then you'll have to go out and get a real job.

[@blitzroehre1807]

@@randyjordan5521 ...a real job like you have at the trollfarm, comrade Vatnik?

[@D_e_n_i_s_e_B]

@@AquarianNomadic I really hope you get what you want.

[@forty-four1586]

Mike Johnson looks like an Elf on a Shelf.

[@pkxdlovers]

😂😂😂

[@brianbutler4969]

SHUT IT ALL DOWN. NO MORE WASTING TAX PAYER MONEY ON PORK. SO MUCH PORK THERE IS BACON GREASE LEAKING OUT. SHUT IT ALL DOWN.

[@elmosweed4985]

Could you possibly front our active Military members some cash for a while-

[@MyneAllMyne]

How do billionaires get their billions. Could it be from the working class work?

[@KadiddlehopperClem]

Does your mom know you are on the internet?

[@Cath75CCC]

Who remembers Elon Musk on the ballot for president? Oh wait he bought the Trump campaign I get it now.

[@gcinizwidlamini406]

Shut it down now now

[@TimBadger-w7d]

Will President Musk approve it?

[@Hoofer001]

A government shutdown has never negatively affected me.

[@elmosweed4985]

How to tell us you are not an active service member without telling us you are not an active service member.

[@KadiddlehopperClem]

Oh yes it is all about you. Pathetic!

[@davidfoster3427]

I bet you can't say that about gun violence.

[@Elizabethbonner-j2t]

So all the people who “ don’t really like trump” but his economic policies are good ?… this is his economic plan .?….

[@dantaylor6979]

Trump and musk make me feel sick 🤢

[@RemoteViewer1]

Have you seen Joe and Kamala? 😂

[@dantaylor6979]

@RemoteViewer1 so much better than president musk

[@RemoteViewer1]

@dantaylor6979 Tell that to Afghans, Ukrainians, Palestinians, Israelis, The Lebanese, Syrians and AMERICANS!

[@gcinizwidlamini406]

Joe biden and kamala 😂😂😂😂😂they are sick

[@Hoofer001]

It’s TDS you caught it here 😂

[@sharedata2740]

Democrats should not vote any bills other than the original bipartisan bill.

[@Dan0948]

Red hat LIAR