We've Never Been To Hooters (GTA Playlist)

[@robinjohns8995]

Finally, the day we have all awaited for so long has come. The Bois have come full circle, back home, to dog fighting.

[@SuicidalLemonade]

My sister and I watched "the stansted distaster" the night before flying from Stansted. Was a good holiday.

[@dutchpotato3557]

“It’s coming home, dog fighting’s coming home”

[@Lewiiiiiiiis]

Ross's favourite subject is bringing up hookers/strippers/Hooters just to clarify that he would never use one/visit one, a real classic from his oeuvre

[@DjDolHaus86]

As someone who recently dug a grave sized hole (6ft deep/7ft long/3ft wide) I can tell you it takes about 4hrs if the ground isn't too bad and you've got a decent spade and a mattock. If there are roots or a lot of rocks you can probably add 3hrs to that, if it was loose ground like sand or something you could probably be done in under 2hrs. If you've got an excavator (highly recommended) you could be done in about 15 mins.

[@JupiterTheWizard]

I was gonna ask why but you know what, I don't wanna know.

[@DjDolHaus86]

@@JupiterTheWizard Ask me no questions and I'll tell you no lies

[@joshconfer209]

I have no context for this statement yet, but appreciate your wealth of knowledge.

[@DjDolHaus86]

@@joshconfer209 Man's dug a lot of holes. Some physical, some metaphorical

[@Fryho]

@@JupiterTheWizard plausible deniability

[@nurgleface]

I love how smith just crashed into those pipes with no visible reaction at 15:19 and had to wait ages for them to pass only for his first reaction after passing them being to start rifling through his glove box for his preferred pistol.

[@dougpowers]

Jokes and shock aside, I've broken up dog fights before and they are truly horrible. Even if there are no serious injuries, just the sounds you hear come out of your dog are genuinely upsetting. I can't fathom the kind of people who would find it entertaining.

[@Lord_Edox]

Honestly Ross I need more from that intro. It didn't really wake me up much at all.

[@BigSadClownBoi]

Definitely was decaf compared to his normal high energy intros.

[@KuroKaizer]

as someone who has been watching for 7-8 years, i have found the best time to watch hat films is at 4 am through very bassy speakers at full volume, always wakes the neighbors up

[@Flashjackmak]

I have to say, the idea of Hat Films working together to dig a grave is a _fascinating_ idea for a video. Ain't an easy thing to do!

[@tobbgoblin]

Trott suddenly bringing up how hot he thinks Sting is for a 70 year old.

[@SpaceMissile]

lol

[@ZGryphon]

True story: My uncle's Jack Russell died trying to fight a pickup truck. He took her for a walk one day, and while they were waiting to cross a street, she straight-up decided she didn't like the looks of a passing truck, lunged out at the end of her leash, and bit one of the wheels. Since the wheel was turning at the time, that attack plan... didn't work out. RIP Sagebrush; you were literally too psychotic to live.

[@HatyMon]

You'd have thought Hooters airlines would've been great with their exceptional wings

[@elizanix]

Trott can say it as many times as he wants but I will always eat when I watch Hatfilms nothing makes me hungrier than hearing Nan's Milk

[@ritenger87]

The channel SUPERMEGA did a Hooters episode and it was funny af, but they have a certain skill for soldiering on through incredibly awkward social situations and making them funny which I think most people would crumble under

[@JamieAubrey]

23:36 Smith drifting on a bloody wall ride like a pro

[@Mojoe44]

I actually did spill beans on my jumper while watching this so it looks like I'll need to buy the hoodie now

[@tess8557]

Alex “Flight Risk” Smithy

[@Samo-sn5yt]

More! Love me a GTA playlist with almost a podcast to pair

[@DragonFiesta]

you guys should open a place called sausages where all the waiters are men with dig ol bics!!!! you could serve bratwurst and hotdogs and kalua made with nans milk!

[@Klawgor]

Insta clicked, love to see the boys doing some racing

[@PurpleOwl79]

Can tell when a man is getting older when he mentions going to Denny's at 3am and his first thought is to wake up early instead of stay up.

[@Penniwhistle]

There's a Hooters in Nottingham by the way. You could visit Warhammer World on the same day!

[@Jonathan_Mallon]

I'm watching the video in the yellow left not left hoodie and also ordered the new hoodie on Sunday there, gonna have hard decision deciding which one to wear for keeping warm 😊 I also ordered the mug too, think I'm developing a problem 😅

[@GhostZombie007]

i’m always watching your videos early in the morning. at exactly 5.30am you have a new video so i watch it before i get out of bed to have a shower and leave for work

[@LB_THE_NINJA]

Trott knowing about asexual and demisexual AND understanding how they're different really made my day

[@elfpuffs1353]

Trott's hypothetical is exactly what happened to me. Half asleep, Ross screams and now I'm awake

[@Mystic-Midnight]

The funny thing about Denny's and other 24 hour Diners is that they will only have great service in the middle of the night. For my school's prom it was an annual tradition to run to IHOP after it ended which was at 1am and like that was some of the best diner food I've had in my life.

[@EldritchVox]

Been enjoying the Hunt videos but it always feels good to get back to the GTA ramblings

[@sebastianlodge7549]

I watch your videos first thing in the morning, nothing wakes me up more. Great way of getting rid of the morning wood.

[@msksuhr3121]

literally did just wake up and started watching this before i get ready for work

[@DMDrizy]

I can tell you I do watch you early in the morning and the way trot described the intro was exactly what happened to me

[@unorthodoxbox]

I have the flu so I am in bed atm. Slap on Hatfilms and get blasted with Ross certainly wakes you up.

[@Doktor_Vem]

Yay, another mini-hatchat! Love these!

[@williamdew]

6.30 AM, lovely time to watch some Hat films with my morning brew.

[@100Peterll]

Spiff's Yorkshire Tea + Hat Films Nan's Milk? Can I order those at your merch store?

[@harrisongill5004]

Blessed with a GTA video, absolutely cracking lads!

[@MH-hu5pi]

Odd or not, there's just so happen that someone killed a girl by digging a grave and burying her in it, not too long ago.

[@Raida7]

for tea temperature - I was given a USB heated coaster for my birthday, in Winter. Ridiculous! Turns out, extends the enjoyable life of a cuppa tea by a good 20 minutes

[@SpaceMissile]

0:58 was an amazing shot. 9/10 but only cause it didn't connect (obviously)

[@willryan3950]

Not me waking up extremely hungover and loading up a hatfilms video just to be immediately shouted at by ross 😂

[@JamieAubrey]

My alarm is the THX intro, really wakes up the street

[@Smokey7186]

7 years later people still don't know that if u hold r1 or rb and steer left n right while in the air u can correct any spin.

[@sarahc4004]

"Do you think people watch us in the morning?" Me, looking down at my pajamas and morning tea having just rolled out of bed: yeah.

[@MrJARO117]

Now THIS is the hat films I fell in love with all those years ago. GTA and chatting shit

[@glencarbongloryboy421]

7:00 AM Central Standard Time (St. Louis, MO, USA) - Ross is my true wake-up alarm

[@AissurDrol]

Denny's is not a place you go to, but a place you arrive at.

[@ThePopeNuker]

I’ve missed these :(

[@soaringturkeyvulture7506]

I literally sat down to watch this video early in the morning, after cooking a fry up on my day off. I was SO glad they just skimmed over the topic of talking about horrendous things and carried on with the video Edit: never mind

[@mitchellsavage6933]

Going to the plane crash conversation I always watch air crash investigation before flying 😂

[@elaw334]

Great range of topics discussed as always lol

[@samfricker6355]

Legitimately woke up to some Ross this morning

[@RegularCupOfJoe]

re: 1:23 - I legit watch plane crash videos and read about plane crash investigations while I sit waiting for flights. It's relaxing. Not kidding. And I used to be utterly terrified of flying for fear of crashing.

[@MH-hu5pi]

What the f

[@cunningstunts1118]

Long conversation about dog fights, Classic Hat Films 👍🏻

[@AlfrescosEmporium]

As soon as the tea is made it's ready to drink Bois

[@hudsonjohnson2862]

As someone who’s put this on really early in the morning, Ross definitely did wake me up

[@Khrayfish]

The thing about small dogs is that they have very sharp teeth, they can often deal more damage than a big dog (often unintentionally because you can't really control sharpness like you can bite strength).

[@charliebarltrop9943]

I watch your videos just after 730am after the night shift.

[@lynettebr]

Every time we drive across the US, we always end up at a Dennys at 2 or 3 am

[@klonkrieger43]

it's 7.50 in the morning, I feel called out

[@CoolToMe_]

Im buzzing for the christmas stream

[@SpaceDogLaika]

Trott was 90% there on demisexual. We experience sexual attraction ONLY after developing a close emotional connection with someone, usually a relationship or a close friendship. Hookup culture doesn't make sense to us, and it takes a long time to develop those kinds of feelings for someone. It is in the gray-asexual spectrum though, that part was correct.

[@enigmaPL]

That is the most stupid thing I've ever heard. That's literally just normal. It doesn't need some arbitrary label. You're just more picky than someone else. That is literally it.

[@dragoxk4542]

@@enigmaPL people like labels, it’s makes them feel comfortable and noticed. Is it sad and pathetic they feel the need to seek such validation? Maybe, idk. Who am I to judge. Does it make them happier? Sure. So what’s the issue?

[@enigmaPL]

@@dragoxk4542 In this context? No issue. However, the societal pressures to accept/use these labels, correctly OR ELSE, you get smeared as "bigot/___phobic, etc. is where I draw the line personally.

[@Cheerioman7]

"Do you think people are whacking this on really early in the morning?" *Me watching this at 5am*

[@TGAusar]

A GTA playlist!!!!! I have a reason to live again

[@kubamiro]

I watch this in the morning at 6am whilst eating cereal

[@danielbook]

Your videos usually come out around 1:00pm central time in USA meaning I've usually just eaten.

[@calemaceanruig8010]

Always the best way to start your day. With a foaming mug of nan's milk

[@simplyorange8553]

I wonder if there's any new merch coming out soon?

[@mattymerr701]

I feel like sliders are like 5 years out of date by now. I remember having them mostly bloody ages ago. Feel like theyve disappeared now

[@musicpunk5]

Hooters is MOST DEFINITELY a problem. How they've gone this long without a globally known lawsuit astounds me.

[@DKArmstrong]

Yeah boy!

[@em_birch]

Shoutout to Twin Peaks for ALSO being a booba restaurant but with an arguably more hilarious name. I'll never forget the time Justin McElroy mentioned the one in Winston-Salem on MBMBaM.

[@IICrraazzyII]

I’m just waking up and eating my breakfast, being yelled at by Ross does put a pep in your step

[@em_birch]

"Rat Milk Market" is a fantastic name for a band/album.

[@gibbehh4225]

"Oh he's not even 80 yet, fuck offff"

[@geeyeahyeah]

Wow a podcast I love it

[@thomashart9449]

confirmed ross listens to 2 bears 1 cave

[@mattymerr701]

To be fair, hooters had decent enough food for what it's worth

[@jamesbroadbridge2088]

GTAAAAAAAAA!! Ate me brekkie while I watched it, first thing in the morning

[@TheFrazerboy]

trott has literally described my daily routine

[@ziksy6460]

That intro probably caused Ross to lose his voice which made him unable to do the Music Jinggle Jam stream

[@pufnbal1744]

Don't dig holes or even graves in the south-ish area of Missouri. The ground is so hard out here. For example, In northern Missouri the ground is so loose, that you can dig a hole deep enough for a tree in 5 Minutes. No joke. Out in the south-ish part. It will take days and I kind you not. Your foot will be in so much pain, You won't be able to walk. You can even break your foot just by digging out here. That's how tough the ground is. It absolutely sucks. If you have to dig out here, use an Excavator.

[@QueenOfTheCabbageKingdom]

As someone who just put this video on first thing in the morning, I am creeped out.

[@mrannoyedtea2259]

I have a flight coming up soon. Cheers Ross

[@LordVoltrex]

Yesssss

[@donm6578]

Can we get a hat film's apron/smock on the current merch store?

[@DextersPlace]

Either Smith has huge hands, or that mug is average size compared to most mugs you'd find here in Mexico.

[@botchycougar700]

im watching early! litterally 8:30am right now!

[@nanothrill7171]

the void calls to ross

[@RabidBlackwatch]

I'm watching this while eating breakfast

[@MrWoldWide12]

Why did they stopped using the yogscast store for their merch?

[@r1ckmyster]

Last place should be able to use prox mines in these multi-lap races.

[@draithljep]

I bought two hoodies, one for each plug.

[@Smith22809]

Watching at 7:50AM :D

[@magerr98]

12:00 that's why I've been with you boiks for all these years. Where else could we have had #vactrott?

[@KeeptainKeep]

All in favor of watching the Hat boys each dig their own (grave)hole?

[@GhostOfSparta]

I thought you were a submarine fanatic Smith

[@DKArmstrong]

I really do bank there vid's for the evening.

[@garethhughes7430]

I kinda feel like in a dog fight, two dogs that have good teamwork could probably win against any single dog. Just keep biting the back legs.

[@em_birch]

I used to have a pittie/lab mix and a beagle mix who both lived outdoors, and whenever the bigger dog, Lily (the pittie), would get loose that's exactly what Dolly (the smaller, beagle mix) would do to try and corral her and keep her on our property. Dolly was a smart girl.

[@Lunch_Meat]

I lived in a town just south of Puerto Vallarta, Mexico when I was a teenager and there were stray dogs everywhere. A lot of times, most of the dog fights were just trying to establish dominance, but every now and again you'd have dogs out for blood. If the underdog had a pal when taking on the big dog, this is basically exactly what would happen. The challenger would fight the big guy while the challengers little buddy would just nip in and harass the hell out of the big guy. It was brutal to see, but I never saw any dogs get so beat up that they died from their wounds (I mean, maybe in the LONG term with things like disease that got into their systems from the wounds, but they never died from things like blood lose)

[@beefcake1876]

I am in hooters everyday inside of my head

[@ModrunOfficial]

i was eating while watching again :(

[@kelli3043]

Wonder if there is a crazy fan out there who'll kill those mentioned by the hats in various ways to bring life to the hatfilms curse. If Taylor Swift dies in a few days... 2 things might happen, 1. Hats are confirmed God's or 2. We'll have our next Netflix documentary.