We Watched BOTH Paul Blart Movies...

[@Maxisamo1]

The only realistic thing about these movies is that Paul's love-interest from the first movie IMMEDIATELY divorces him

[@COSun25]

Lol and ends up marrying Mr. Shue in 'Glee'.

[@ClassicGuy2004]

Yep

[@Tyler108x]

What she got that smurfs paycheck and was like "yea fuck that"?😂

[@The_Robbing_Narrator]

Paul Microwave Society Cop

[@pay-2win]

paul cup micro society wave cop thjhejghjrepwefdlk

[@armageddon7432]

Paul Mike Ro Wave

[@Jelliott_ssb]

Good one

[@JamieLikesGames]

I see what you did there. You replaced the middle part of the movie title with the name of the KZbin channel you're watching currently.

[@pay-2win]

WHERE DID MY COMMENT GO!?

[@landonrogge]

This movie was mostly filmed at the Burlington Mall, and I go there a lot. Ever since I saw this movie, I can’t stop thinking about it when I go to the mall. Imagine going to a mall and thinking to yourself, “Hey, Kevin James could have rode his Segway right here.” That’s what I have to deal with now.

[@Dargonhuman]

No one should be cursed thusly...

[@thebadger622]

Why did i read Burlington as "Blartington"?

[@Squirrel-323]

​@@thebadger622 youve been cursed💀💀

[@BadgerFiresFoam]

as in burlington KY?

[@landonrogge]

@@BadgerFiresFoam Burlington Mass

[@cursedfishtanx9087]

Fun Fact: The second Paul Blart Mall cop movie was written to match up perfectly with the Dark Side of the Moon album by Pink Floyd. I will literally not watch this movie unless I have the whole Blart Side of the Mall experience.

[@makeitupvariety]

Fellow Death Blart enjoyer?

[@yaboiglitch909]

I love Paul Bloyed

[@emilycookie1499]

​@@makeitupvariety Death Blart fan here! It's one of my favorite podcasts! I was so excited to watch this video. Their reactions were golden

[@nerdatello]

was that really confirmed?? i thought griffin/mbmbam was the one who found that by chance lol

[@GordonSlamsay]

The Brain Damage/Bird scene is soo damn good

[@SparklingWithNiGHTS-yv5fe]

*"I knock on the door of the house"* Hello ma'am,could you offer five minutes of your time to hear the words of the great and almighty Paul Blart ? *Open the Holy Blartible*

[@AngryJack-eh9yj]

*You are my Blart and I will lack nothing.* Adam Sandler 24:69

[@NerdyNeutron]

Now these are the kinds of people I’d open the door for on a Sunday morning to get some literature

[@epikgamercotw]

On the 5th day god created *Paul Blart*

[@berthathemeanmachine]

The biblart?

[@Lumiesfinetoo]

And on the 7th day God looked upon his work and said “he’ll live.”

[@cherrychocolate1434]

I remember as a kid being VERY upset about how the sequel started with his wife divorcing him and his mom dying. Like, I remember that I was so mad I deliberately tried to NOT laugh at some of the later jokes that actually did make me laugh. It just felt way too mean-spirited for child-me. As an adult now though, that scene is hilarious and Bren's reaction was hilarious.

[@SaulTeeNutz]

These two movies might as well be considered those one movies that you’d watch with your dad from time to time. My dad is overly obsessed with this series and has laughed at the same exact moments he finds funny, and literally always laughs no matter how many times he rewatches the movies. They’re a fun time though, I’d say!

[@MicrowaveSociety]

Dad movie vibes I guess

[@SaulTeeNutz]

@@MicrowaveSocietyyup.

[@Gulbgulb8]

Can someone like this

[@vmavverick]

@@Gulbgulb8 i disliked so HA loser noob scrub L

[@JMDonaSanchez]

​@@MicrowaveSociety will you guys ever do Percy Jackson and the Olympians The Lightning Thief?

[@theodoremerithew6895]

Me and my buddies were using a PNG avatar on VRCHAT of Paul blart, all we said was "return the corn beef hash or suffer our corn beef hash"

[@maddog1794]

@@theodoremerithew6895 THE WAY I STARTED CRYING I NEED TO SEE FOOTAGE OF THIS

[@theodoremerithew6895]

@@maddog1794 I didn't record it 😭😭😭

[@jaxonkohle2174]

@@theodoremerithew6895why☹️

[@MetaFanWing]

Would it be a “corn beef wrath”?

[@theodoremerithew6895]

@@MetaFanWing yes!

[@primrosevale1995]

"I'll go be racist over here." -Jude, 2024.

[@MaxwellLee-lu1qp]

When I read this the first thing I thought of was the racist guy from Saint denis

[@staplewarrior4903]

@@MaxwellLee-lu1qpmore like satan Dennis

[@MaxwellLee-lu1qp]

@@staplewarrior4903 what

[@staplewarrior4903]

@@MaxwellLee-lu1qp because it’s like the opposite of saint or something

[@KaBrS]

​@@staplewarrior4903 That's the unfunniest thing I have read in months, and I love it.

[@Dill___Do3]

I love how when they were making fish puns, the editor just kept smashing their heads in with storage crates. It’s the closest they can get to getting revenge for having to survive through it.

[@Theonionofthedisneyjuniorlore]

Fun fact: Paul Blart 2 was the first movie to use Nevada’s filming tax credit

[@trevorsgamingroom5284]

Wait fr? You serious?

[@Theonionofthedisneyjuniorlore]

@@trevorsgamingroom5284 Yes, information was taken from Wikipedia.

[@big.gib.4L]

​@@krakkenzomboid6341they are barely longer than yours

[@luffyduffy7817]

4:58 the best part about this is that Jude doesn't specify his age so when he says he was crying in a mall parking lot that could've just been like last week

[@RoseChan01]

The girl who plays his daughter didn't actually fall off the face of the earth she just stopped acting and started writing music for other artists

[@EternityKingdomsHeadHoncho]

She voiced one of the leads in the Netflix Jurassic World show(s).

[@Hailz01Gamming]

she's in Ally&Aj on Disney Channel

[@K1ttyGam3r]

@@Hailz01Gammingdo you mean Austin & Ally or am I just really out of the loop? Also yeah I remember loving her on that show. Hope she’s doing good nowadays

[@Hailz01Gamming]

@@K1ttyGam3r I did mean that JJSXKXMXKD 🤦‍♀️😭

[@YourpersonalMuffin]

I love when Paul Blart said "its blarting time" and pauled all over the place

[@MicrowaveSociety]

This actually happened it’s in the movie

[@PKPonyArt]

AYO 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

[@GG-GG-GG-GG0]

@@PKPonyArt I love your pfp

[@The_Robbing_Narrator]

​@@MicrowaveSociety I also loved in Microwave Society when everyone said in unison "Its Microwaving time!" And everyone Societied all over. Peak KZbin

[@Iamhungry794]

@@MicrowaveSocietyplease do click with Adam Sandler

[@Nanuks_Fun_Zone]

i would sell my kidneys to see them watch every single Adam Sandler movie in one sitting.

[@bcccfweirdo]

At this point in time and space we have 16 people willing to sell their kidneys to see them watch every adam sandler movie, Thank you for inspiring us Nanuks_Fun_Zone ❤

[@totallytravicious]

BOTH??

[@dim4757]

I haven't seen many Adam Sandler movies but I would LOVE to see them do a Happy Gilmore reaction 😂

[@AnikMonette]

​@@dim4757 I utterly LOATHE Adam Sandler movies but Happy Gilmore is one of my favorite comedies.

[@residentsatanist5028]

​@@totallytravicious I will sell both this dudes kidneys to fund the video

[@mdccxcii6340]

This was definitely a movie that came out in 2009.

[@MicrowaveSociety]

And 2015 (Paul Blart 2 The Blartest)

[@kallisaurusrexanimations]

ball fart

[@Jas39GripenEnjoyer]

​@@MicrowaveSociety Paul blart mall paul 2. The blartening

[@BoogaMan87]

"Always bet on Blart" has got to be one of the hardest lines in cinema history.

[@The_Nü_Wave]

I genuinely can't stop laughing over this line. Me and my friends watched the movie and now we all just say that in random points during the day.

[@deshawnedwards6412]

Watch the movie, Planet 51 featuring Dwayne Johnson.

[@KingOfTheClowns]

its Dwayne Johnson

[@memedood]

Planet 51

[@Blackhole-TON618]

Watch the movie

[@tristan5502]

Yes

[@complex2live]

Oh my word that movie sucked

[@JUMPYCOOL]

Timestamps in case anyone wants it: 0:00 Intro 0:19 Paul Blart: Mall Cop (2009) 24:59 Intermission 25:35 Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 (2015) 37:29 TIER LIST TIME! 38:12 Outro

[@Burger-man-real]

13 likes is criminal

[@1Unknown_Clips]

9:48 I was really expecting 2 more Loud Falling Cargo Crates 😂

[@MicrowaveSociety]

We hold back… sometimes

[@Trash_Medic]

@@MicrowaveSociety please dont ever hold back. this stuff is hilarious

[@Stink780]

@@MicrowaveSocietyfood me now

[@LupinThe3rdfan-fr5]

I love the part in Paul Blart Mall Cop when Paul Blart says "It's Mall Coppin time" and Mall cops all over the place.

[@Splatoongalaxy3]

Truly one of the movies

[@dallbaton]

I love the part in Ball Fart Call Mop when Ball Fart said "It's call moppin' time" and call mops all over the place

[@Dargonhuman]

@@dallbaton Truly one of the all time of movies.

[@Sarahonwheels]

You’re wrong about Raini Rodriguez. She was an Austin and Ally, and these movies then she fell off the face of the earth.

[@danelewis1998]

"as safe as the president" continues to age poorly

[@ace-is-mexican]

Yeahhh aged like milk I'd say

[@quettaronnayotta]

Once again asking that for July 4th you guys(including Thomas) review the r-rated animated trainwreck that is America: The Motion Picture. It’s the only movie where George Washington gets to dual-wield chainsaws against werewolf Benedict Arnold and his evil plan to make it rain tea and turn everyone British.

[@Theloneclone]

Is that real? That sounds both stupid and absolutely hilarious

[@aaronskuse2207]

It’s real. While I haven’t seen the entire film, I have seen short clips.

[@DilPickle-jv4dh]

I don’t think it’s gonna happen. Way too profane and raunchy for a channel like this, and is probably good. Can’t stand movies like that

[@KayPrescesky]

What in the ever-loving frick did I just read? Um..... .... I think I might want to put my vape down for a minute and get some water.... /laughing

[@MMMMonke]

they should watch tommy boy

[@GalaxyDragonArt]

When Bren screamed into his phone I laughed so hard that I almost choked on my food. And then I laughed more after!

[@JamieLikesGames]

12:40 Thats the same guy who played the butler in the cult classic Home Alone 4

[@darthbiz2095]

How did I miss that?

[@brysonmoser8446]

34:44 "you absolute buffoon, what you have there are not clips, those are mags"-charlie

[@thekingofnorway3465]

4:08 me when I realize I left the oven on and my house is probably burning to the ground as I commute

[@stevehefferan56709]

obviously the thought process behind the bird scene was to introduce the shadow man, the puppet master pulling the strings behind every one of paul blart's trials, including his divorce and the death of his mother

[@mr.dr.prof.patrick7284]

one time i was at the mall and i met Paul Blart (the mall cop) and he said “hey kid, don’t fall in that fountain” and i didn’t fall in the fountain and then he road off on his Segway

[@zeldagameryt4018]

Now I want y’all to watch Pixels just because it has both Adam Sandler and Kevin James. And of course, Olaf from Frozen

[@MMMMonke]

Yes. And they should watch Tommy Boy with Chris farley

[@TheGurGur]

7:23 this aged like milk

[@Cucumber_Sandwhich0]

@@TheGurGur get it because funny orange man was shot

[@theaxisreal]

@@Cucumber_Sandwhich0 yes but he's the only one to have not have his mind blown

[@Cucumber_Sandwhich0]

@@theaxisreal 💀

[@CodyEwok]

Been watching this while AFKing at one of my Minecraft farms, and this whole time I've been thinking wow you guys choose some intense ambient music for this video.... paused this to comment about the music only to be reminded Minecraft is behind the browser and I forgot to silence it. lol great video fellas.

[@hotshot-07]

Bro the falling object effect is killing me! 😂

[@BFFAvgeek15]

I’ll meet you at the corner of “ne” and “ver”. Yeah…you heard me…NEVER! - Paul Blart 🤣🤣

[@bootlegmetalproductions]

1:49 SHIPPING CONTAINERS ARE BACK

[@dilthepickle5346]

My only knowledge of rent-a-cops is Paul Blart and Ron the Rent-A-Cop, two completely opposite personalities

[@TheRegart]

"Twilight Diehard" is probably the most cursed yet hilarious way to describe a Paul Blart movie

[@FloridamansAlligator]

As someone who owns a 65 ford mustang, can confirm we know its named after the P51 :)

[@Toasterthedoaster]

Yeah but did you know toyota makes cars?

[@TrojanLlama]

Did you also know that Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory is the only factory in the world that mixes its chocolate with a waterfall?

[@Beef....]

0:00 Introduction 0:01 Exposition 0:02 Rising Action 0:03 Climax 0:04 Falling Action 38:18 Conclusion

[@gackyboi931]

Yesss!!! They finally reacted to Bald Fart Butt Crap!

[@addielnieves8718]

“Unsafe presidents” a couple of days before the attempt

[@CaptainDemo779]

The ridiculous abuse of that one car crash / explosion / shipping container drop app is what makes this movie amazing.

[@TransistorBased]

I actually pre-ordered a copy of Kingdom hearts 3D at the mall where the first movie was filmed. Thank you for coming to my TED talk

[@Pangaming.official68]

I want microwave society to make a shirt with the line "we live, laugh, love in a microwave society" on the shirt

[@JunkieRemix]

2:37 "it doesn't say whites only but... yeah." - Peter Griffin on Farmers Only

[@EpicDoggo-q7v]

Ball fart call mop absolutely fucking killed me

[@Planet_SaturnX]

26:12 Is every single Adultswim show

[@MelodicNoise23]

i love the part where paul blart said "its blartin' time!" and blarted all over the place

[@cyndankit4989]

god, whenever they do dumb movies they triple down on the brain rot humour.

[@Mr.Mudkip45]

“I like eating crayons” got me on the floor 💀💀💀

[@trioxidetheidiot86]

"CRAYONS. FROM CRAYEOLUH." Said Brendan calmly.

[@NOguy667]

Thomas is having a friggin BLAST with the iMovie vfx

[@pumpernickel_joe]

Proposed title: two grown men watch 2 bad dumb cop movie and lose their sanity

[@billyfurman4888]

This and nick games room having paul blart be an absoloute juggernaught in the hunger games today could not be a coincidence

[@Leaf_228]

The baby in the microwave in the background😂😂😂😂😂

[@Jaybeclownin48]

These two movies serve as peak memories from childhood and truly taught me to respect one aspect of government

[@Ashpersonofficial]

"I'll go be racist over here"-Jude MWS

[@NuclearBoi2nd]

I can just feel the rage Thomas felt when he has to edit in an explosion after a punchline

[@ivyw5862]

I LOVE THESE MOVIES I LOVE MEN

[@MicrowaveSociety]

🔥🔥🔥

[@ivyw5862]

@@MicrowaveSociety🤤

[@ThatPussy]

Same

[@Antiwan]

Um what the sigma

[@OrionPoll-c4v]

"Oh! There's my paper! 😃" Famous last words

[@LivingwithPerks]

20:46 I love the customer support goof. Pretty sure everyone has been through this experience.

[@Transformersguy07]

28:32 the look of disgust on Brens face 😂😂😂

[@JoeyDuncan-j7o]

I got a notification from my bible during this, I think he knows what unholyness these videos emit

[@Quentino808]

We require the stapler story when MWS inevitably reaches 1M subs...If not, Bazinga

[@LivingwithPerks]

When you need to cast a bully for a movie and can't afford Dane Cook cuz its 2009.

[@zillaboy7309]

Destruction GIF counter: 38 1st - 0:19 2nd - 1:35 3rd - 1:50 4th - 1:51 5th - 1:53 6th - 3:47 7th - 4:33 8th - 6:52 9th - 6:54 10th - 9:34 11th - 9:35 12th - 9:36 13th - 9:38 14th - 9:40 15th - 9:41 16th - 9:42 17th - 9:44 18th - 11:00 19th - 15:09 20th - 17:15 21st - 19:42 21.5 - 21:18 22nd - 21:27 23rd - 21:29 24th - 21:33 25th - 21:37 Movie Explosion - 21:40 26th - 22:38 27th - 24:38 28th - 24:59 29th - 27:15 30th - 28:05 31th - 29:08 32nd - 30:40 33rd - 31:53 34th - 33:16 35th - 33:28 36th - 33:38 37th - 35:28 38th - 37:13

[@MicrowaveSociety]

Holy crap

[@ironicugandan5826]

Have they seen “Here comes the Boom” it’s basically Kevin James as a teacher in MMA.

[@EternityKingdomsHeadHoncho]

My gosh I remember that I forgot Kevin James was in it

[@ironicugandan5826]

@@EternityKingdomsHeadHoncho it’s one of the forgotten movies.

[@turbkeysamdwich1880]

“What am I? Some kind of… mall cop?”

[@grantdrzycimskitv]

the editing in this is really reminiscent of a 2020 mws video and its beautiful

[@nachonoot]

somehow, some way, i always end up getting recommended your videos like right after they release and i love it.

[@Trans_kirby_enthusiast]

4:04 I CANT ANYMORE I AM DYING

[@dim4757]

"I don't know why 'aquatic being' got me" it's okay Bren it got me too 😂

[@jonolivier9126]

0:48 I never want to hear a single other entity utter that sentence ever again.

[@opticalbeard]

i choked at brens acting koi joke holy shit

[@trioxidetheidiot86]

If you look at the guitar at 14:54 there are so many weird things about it 1. There are no tuning pegs 2. The frets in the middle are just gone 3. There's no pickups 4. There's no strings (which are essential if you hadn't caught on yet) 5. Either his hand is covering it or there's no input for the input jack to go in (or its somewhere else on the guitar body) That's all i could find but if you find anymore put them in the comments

[@Maniac4Bricks]

15:46 thank you Johnathan Tronathan.

[@kedanfallout]

You guys seem like the sort of people to watch movies

[@MicrowaveSociety]

People been saying this

[@kedanfallout]

@@MicrowaveSociety 🤔

[@kedanfallout]

Also watch pixels an Adam sandler movie… you can suffer we will enjoy

[@TiredTief]

THIS is how I find out that these movies were filmed at my town's local mall??? I'm speechless.

[@taydoingthings549]

I genuinely have not slept soundly since being exposed to "always bet on Blart"

[@Selvanii]

The editing felt really different in a good way

[@THEGASTLYAPPEARSInsertspookymu]

Can't believe this movie has a better Twist Villian than any made by Disney

[@LAVALAMPSCOOKINGSHOW]

PAUL BLARTTT

[@LocalPizzaTowerAddict]

2:02 Bro started speaking auctioneer

[@combycat]

Fun facts with bren needs to be a recurring joke.

[@callsignmaverick3979]

I literally thought of you guys watching these movies today, so seeing this is the most disturbed coincidence of my life.

[@JoshuaMemers]

Paul Blart moment

[@AidenMcFadden]

there’s so much more green screen explosions in these videos and I absolutely love it

[@DaRiotmomento]

Paul the fart maul cop is silly Also speaking of Adam sandler please do Happy Gilmore next🙏

[@coreyoberlin5921]

You liked your own comment. I know that because this is 50 seconds old

[@Spazy912]

@@coreyoberlin5921you know those timers aren’t accurate and could be seconds to minutes to hours off

[@landonfinger6696]

We all joke about his weight but Kevin James is actually just him. My man was the second best wrestler on his school’s wrestling team…only behind Mick Foley himself. Which is saying a lot.

[@RlGGYFAN]

1:50 1:52 1:53 SHIPPING CONTAINER

[@schizofreniccunt1952]

SH*TTING CONTAIBER

[@EEEEEEEEEEEEEEfart]

shipiiing cooon taineeeeeeeer

[@PoopMan-lc8fj]

14:14 That sounds like a pretty *round* character! Get it? *R O U N D ?* I say as I have a car crash into my head without me flinching.

[@NerdyNeutron]

I feel like if you guys were forced to sit through every Adam Sandler movie in one sitting you’d go clinically brain dead

[@michaelhuff7712]

I remember, back in high school, I think my history or science teacher did an experiment with McDonald's food. Stuck a fry, patty, bread, and mcnugget, up somewhere he could see, watched its progress over a full school year, and it didn't age, didn't rot, didn't get moldy. Just... Existed, taking up space in my teacher's apartment.

[@NoBoDY_8698]

i was weezing my loungs out for at least 20 minutes since 21:18

[@shanestarrs5955]

loungs

[@charlzthedrummer]

It will always be impressive how Jude knows exactly where to put the mic to emulate the bad audio in the movie.

[@Judgy_SpongeBob]

Hey y’all it’s me spongebob

[@MicrowaveSociety]

Hi SpongeBob!

[@VinceEspinosa-ko1mr]

It's a nice time to ride Ford f1 50

[@MMMMonke]

Omg @MicrowaveSociety, I have just one request, no two. I would love it if you guys could watch Tommy Boy, I would absolutely love it.

[@Judgy_SpongeBob]

@@MicrowaveSociety oh hey, thanks for talking to me and not hating me like squidwards always dose, man I can hate the squid so much

[@CaptnBeardy]

You’ve yet to experience “Blart Side of the Mall.” Paul Blart 2 syncs up PERFECTLY with Pink Floyd’s album Dark Side of The Moon. It’s quite the experience 🎉

[@alexstuff21]

I got a really dumb idea for a video, a movie called Dorothy the Dinosaur meets Santa Claus, it's a character from the Wiggles, I have a ton of nostalgia for that movie because my autistic brother played it for hours straight every day. It's a Christmas movie but do it in the middle of summer, for the funny.

[@AbnormallyOnline]

When I was a kid, this movie randomly came on and I watched it. I then proceeded to forget about it until this video. Suddenly it all came back to me.

[@Uranium23827]

I will get the pickled egg and dots candy soup if they do trolls next (all of them in a row)

[@MMMMonke]

No they should watch Tommy Boy with Chris farley