Weaponizing the Elderly in Total Warhammer 3

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[@qbertking1910]

I wish to eat the metal plating

[@JoshuaCrook250]

1:26 alright ive had my helldiver reference im happy

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Hey you got it in before the date this time, congrats!

[@vincentgrinn2665]

that intro for the sponsor bit was 10/10

[@mrcopycat2355]

I can't quite understand what's the difference between this channel (ReggieGames) and Reginald II. For a second I thought you changed your username, even.

[@Neeruneer92]

"Using the power of dementia to rewatch Reggie's videos for a hundredth time."

[@danielmorgan8255]

That’s the only way to stay in touch with him cause he posts once a decade😂

[@jaxxtheviking]

Reggie cumeth

[@zakirbakar3540]

I was literally watching the World War One mod video when I saw this out

[@albinskold8792]

i believe he has a second channel. unless im on drugs im certain i've seen it before

[@usmanulhaq5746]

what is his outro song?

[@Glassjesus]

24:23 Vlad didn't actually die. Since his portrait isn't greyed out it means he came back through the tedious The Dead Rise Again mechanic.

[@Generic-ODST]

Reggie really did die for nothing. Truly the worst ending

[@Gunmetal457]

@@Generic-ODSToh nah he needs that run back

[@edward9487]

That still means he got killed. Once, at least.

[@Generic-ODST]

@@edward9487 Yeah but it just means vlad can use “raise dead” and make another army same turn, so none of it matters

[@sirbill_greebi3811]

He thought we wouldn't notice. We* noticed. *everyone but me

[@jewishdictionary1715]

I don't remember watching this video.

[@Rob1kenob1]

he did it congrats buddy

[@thebrainwagon]

Nor me.. I've forgotten to remember leaving this comment too Whats going on? Tomorrow feels like yesterday

[@Minty1337]

what video

[@AlfredoPastaSauce-c8z]

What's a comment section?

[@lucascasaletta-holmes3993]

Reggie legitimately reminds me of the character of Trazyn the Infinite. A necron warlord whose clothing is forged out of the spacetime continuum which allows him to manipulate time and store objects and beings in his planet sized museum. He has wines, treasures, Tau diplomats, entire Space Marine regiments, and even shards of actual gods of creation. And why does he keep all of this? Because he can. And because he wants to. To further prove my point, I recently discovered this quote from Trazyn himself: Orikan: I hope you brought an army Trazyn: You think so low of me? I brought five. True Reggie energy right there

[@TheVincenzoGaming]

yeah and he's rivalling Grim Kleaper (Orikan)

[@bluedog843]

Fucking love Infinite and the Divine. It’s literally a 10,000 year long series of pranks.

[@lukmaanpratomo6866]

​​@@bluedog843You could argue that this prank has been going on for longer than that. I mean, this is Trazyn we're talking about, one of the few 40K characters who is a comical genius / troll most of the time 😂.

[@SCP-173_]

“The Infinite and the Divine” is a great book

[@yumnugget]

Does the Warframe universe tie in here?

[@Maztat]

19:59 You have to win a final quest battle after you set the target for the malediction of ruin to start taking effect. We can even see the quest be issued on the right side after cast it. After the "5 turns later" part, on the pinned quests you can also see "Malediction of Ruin" as the name of the quest I'm referring to. I'm pretty sure completing that quest completes the long campaign objective too iirc. The quest battle itself is kind of easy though for this late in the game, so it could have made things pretty anticlimactic.

[@Average_Slav]

The Venn diagram of Max0r and Reggie includes: - Unhinged creatures of the night. - Ceres Fauna.

[@jeremiahvires7864]

With a twist of "hey hey people"

[@squelchotron8259]

@@jeremiahvires7864 Well we know Sseth prefers Lia.

[@Crackheadcentral2188]

And the laughing while saying ‘fuck’

[@ripleyandweeds1288]

15:30 I just imagined your army and Festus's army mid-battle, and then suddenly like twenty vampiric armies crested the hill, just grinding the entire battle to a screeching halt.

[@sombodythatyouusedtoknow9046]

The armies clashed,the human frontline was collapsing under the pressure of Festus's forces but the humans decided to not go down without a fight,as the human general was about to engage Festus on hand to hand combat,a cold shiver reached into their souls,it was so strong that both human and Fecundite forces stopped fighting and collectevly looked east where they saw a maelstrom of dread and vampiric corruption,inmidiatly Festus and the human general looked at eachother in the eyes in a awkardly silence until the human broke it "Festus I won't insult your intelligence by explaining how dangerous this is crisis will be,I propose a truce so we may recover and defend our territories from the vampiric corruption",Festus responded "you are right,I accept your peace and may Nurgle give us the strenght to fight off this crisis". Festus then raised a putrid arm to give a handshake to the human that would confirm the peace,the human general reluctenly shook the arm and after that he and Festus turned their armies around to return to their respective homelands to prepare the fight against the vampires

[@BlueLantern2815]

Legit my favorite bit in this entire video

[@jennethalimon8110]

Weaknesses of the elderly include: heart diseases, arthritis, cancer, etc Strengths: can use there centuries of vampire hunting skills to beat the ever living shit out of Vlad Von carstein

[@happydonkey5333]

One must be brushing with death to vanquish the undead

[@Lazare7782]

Vlad deserves it tbh

[@lapantony]

​@@Lazare7782You sure you're not confusing him with his moron of a son Mannfred ?

[@shooey-mcmoss]

@@Lazare7782 Mannfred deserves that even more

[@M3hYaa]

10:45 imagine while you’re enjoying yourself in Kislev and suddenly, your main and second armies get teleported to nowhere Yup that’s our Katan XD

[@zouavecadet4673]

Incase noone else has said it yet, the reason your armys were moving so fast is becuase you pressed R in the overworld. This just speeds up travel animations so you arnt spending 5 years watching your grandpa find his way down the hallway

[@belliebun4529]

1:48 Fauna is not a personal preference. She is objectively the correct answer.

[@gallusdomesticuskfptechpriest]

Uuuuuuu

[@liamsohiergaines4161]

1:47 another wholly based Reggie move, Fauna is goated

[@jamesarmstrong301]

Agreed

[@Shootreadyaim141]

Gonna rep my sapling title with pride now

[@dalegoffinet4113]

My favorite part about Mother Ostankya... Mommy-O's real ultimate doomstack is just Her, 7 Hag witches and 12 other units of any type you want. Her artifact, The Cauldron of Power gives embedded hag witches a buff that increases her spell power by 15% for each one up to a max of +100%, making her already pretty incredible Lore of the Hag spells absolutely broken. It's not even hard to get the hero recruitment cap up there. She starts with one, one of her abilities gives two, and completing the short campaign victory by collecting the third Hex gives three. All told you could have your 7 by turn 25. Combine this with her Intercontinental Bear Missile(Spirit bear) ability and Mother Ostankya can single handedly wreck armies all on her own.

[@Rob1kenob1]

war crimes have never been executed so thoroughly

[@mikerman1220]

Exquisite

[@The_Maj5780]

There is no apocalypse if you forget the apocalypse. There is no chance of dying if you forget the.... forget the.... forget.... forget what?

[@LucasBento-fd4eq]

Let's sit you down gramps, you didn't take your pills, did you?

[@Strat-Guides]

I've heard lots of challenges before - room temperature challenge, asphalt temperature challenge, etc. But Kurt Kobain challenge takes the cake lol RIP

[@brangwynthedarkestdeity1210]

For the thing of moving at fast speeds, it's at the camera looking thing, go to your faction, and chance it back to normal. The game randomly assigns you to fastest for no reason sometimes, but it can be nice to speed up.

[@Tom_E_S.]

It might not be entirely random. Pressing the R key on the campaign map toggles your lords and heroes speed. As far as I know, this feature or keybind is not mentioned anywhere and I discovered it watching a streamer. It's very possible Reggie pressed R by accident on the map.

[@bladeclanhalo3]

press R

[@brangwynthedarkestdeity1210]

Ah, I did not know that. But then why does it happen when I haven't touched my keyboard for a while and it still happened. After all, you can upgrade buildings and move your army's without using the keyboard to do anything.

[@jaydenriemer3970]

2:54 What makes this even better is that a flock of crows is called a murder.

[@deathninja16]

Two crows beside one another is an "Attempted murder..." 😉🤣🤣

[@TheREPPIX]

​@@deathninja16 please tell me this is true 😂

[@patriot17764th]

Good thing I hear it's a killer time.

[@theeFBI]

Dementia is too poweful to weapinize, Reggie!!! What have you done?!?!?

[@drwilyecoyote5357]

Arrest him FBI!

[@SpitefulSoviet]

Well, by now he surely has forgotten.

[@WalmartBag-iy3oo]

Weaponize Floridians and old people, then you got the perfect army

[@Thot-Slayer-420]

reggie doesnt recall

[@bavettesAstartes]

"-70 leadership in a city siege" YOU WHAT

[@Coldwatercavs01]

Vampire Counts have a racial recruit trait that reduces enemy leadership in the region by 5. Due to the crisis difficulty settings, that meant enough lords/heroes were spawned in that 14 of them spawned with that trait and were able to just chill in the area, crippling anybody in the region.

[@bavettesAstartes]

@@Coldwatercavs01 Thank god. Now I want to try doing that to my opponents.

[@shooey-mcmoss]

@@Coldwatercavs01 more like "scaring them into hysteria"

[@TheAuditor.167]

@@bavettesAstartes same thing can happen with lizardmen, Heroes can get the "Pompous" trait and reduce enemy leadership by 4 per hero in the region

[@keratin2690]

1:47 man, I love Fauna

[@adamfreeman9493]

1:47 I see Reggie is a man of culture.

[@mr.gandersson2835]

I believe the -70 leadership is due to the massive amounts of vampire count armies, unless i'm wrong their first army skill gives a -2 leadership buff to enemy armies in the same province. You can probably understand how this may be unbalanced when stacked

[@cheesewalter8719]

Im so glad that when i die reggie videos will flash before my eyes instead of cherished family memories

[@vincentwatson2960]

😂

[@inductivegrunt94]

Who better to commit war crimes than an army of elderly. But war crimes only count if the enemy are alive, which the undead are not, so it's perfectly fine. The ends justify the means when it comes to protecting Kislev.

[@AgrievousSpooks]

0:40 guys idk if reggie knows how to count

[@epixkekw]

6:00 Press "R" to make your lord and heroes move faster on the campaign map. It makes things go by much faster.

[@stormtrooper421]

Came looking to see if someone had mentioned it. Saved me a lot of time over the years of playing this series.

[@carnotauroofthebrood3274]

1:47 well, that explains the suicidal tendencies of reggie, now if you excuse me...UUUUUUUUUUUUUH WHERE IS MOOMY FAUNAAAAAA?! UUUUUUUUUUUUUH

[@snakesan7724]

10:38 "thats the blackpill Jimmy, thats the biggest Black pill of all"

[@thyond89]

Wait does Reggie not have boris ursus unlocked? 0:02

[@Glassjesus]

That would require him to play the god awful Realm of Chaos campaign, so he has wisely decided not to.

[@FancyMcSchmancy]

You know it’s a good day when Regginaldus uploads a Warhammer video.

[@darkmega710]

Cant wait to watch this video for the first time

[@Mark03]

my grandmother's dementia seems quite positively powerful in a context like this

[@avakio19]

Always good to see Reggie getting more sponsorships.

[@TheDamnCook]

Reggie: „…Because it’s not okay to cut down an entire rainforest, just to decorate your room“ Also Reggie: Proceeds to slaughter every WOOD elve he sees

[@planescaped]

"The elderly, truly some of the most terrifying creatures..." Ya know, I never really got all these elderly jokes until I got a job in customer service... then I realized that a lot of elderly people are pure evil, lol.

[@DIEGhostfish]

Some are, others just remember a time when retail was a bit smoother.

[@EldritchRoots]

Reggie saying personal preference whilst holding a picture of fauna was both surprising and pleasing 😂.

[@oneeyebullsie5542]

It's always a good day when Reggie uploads

[@spyborgsupreme1058]

If I was just listening to this video with no video evidence I would have assumed it was Kenshi.

[@pubfriendthegreat1259]

It would take me 13 mins through the video for me to realize he isn't actually playing kenshi after hearing him mention Goritch. that rat gives me ptsd.

[@Grumpy_Fog_the_1st]

Ahh, it's the elderly, wakes up under concrete.

[@KonigsTiger581]

"...the Kurt Cobain Challenge" absolutely brutal, and hilarious.

[@ГрецкийОлег-щ3г]

As a Russian, I appreciate this history lecture. Especially the Slavic customary warfare of attrition, and, of course, teleporting enemy armies into the desert. Still love how we did this to Rommel

[@awsdnet]

1:47 reggie a certified fauna fan?

[@monkeybench]

Man...someone on the Dev team was just glazing Vamps. "-70 leadership" and "no my mom said I can't die" is bs

[@nikenit]

4:30 When the Abroad In Japan music kicked in, I fucking lost it.

[@lordofacoustics1167]

12:50 the virgin JFK experience vs the chad Kurt Cobain Challenge

[@RisenfromChrace]

The Kurt Cobain challenge line had me dead almost as dead as Cobain 😂😂😅😅

[@jonathanwells223]

The fact that dark elves are supposed to be the old world's equivalent to Canadians makes this sequence 2:32 a bit more disturbing than I want to imagine

[@DESTRUCTOR12500]

1:36 Spain mentioned 🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸💪💪💪💪

[@Kevdeltaz]

Love the humor you have. I can’t stop laughing at the whole senile Joke with the car and animation. The sound is what gets me.

[@Ze-Ace]

Reggie reminds me of Ssethtzeentach and I'm here for it.

[@jeremiahvires7864]

Same, we need more sseth

[@rockethero1177]

I love the ending being a valiant sacrifice to give the forces of Order an edge against the undead horde

[@Smitywerban]

"Chromosomal compromised commoners" has to be my new favorite gender. :D

[@jordanmatchett6155]

faster funny man faster. i need more sleeping material and my nightmares are only abated by your sweet soothing voice saying psychotic things so blankly

[@The_Second_Attempt]

"Bro Reggie uploaded" - me every time Reggie uploads

[@CICellDirectorCairmann]

ahhh i love seeing reggies plans not work to get malediction of ruin to work you have to do the final quest battle which popped up on the screen and he didnt do it so it didnt work

[@balkanmontero]

As a slav, this is lore accurate for how the balkan wars were fought....As well as any war in eastern europe really

[@Kirra-queen]

6:00 if anyone wants to know how he did that, pressing r toggles super fast campaign movement

[@ReggieGames]

I didn't even know how i did that. Thank you wise sage

[@Koopsyyy]

Thanks Reggie I’m edging to this

[@ryanhasangapon489]

Its always nice when reggie posts

[@TheEngineerYTDS]

The Thumbnail Switch 3 weeks after upload is a masterstroke of genius

[@nikolaq5248]

Thank you, now i have a reason to be awake till 5 am.

[@Azenatrail]

And like usual the apocalypse has its back broken by Kislev but too weakened to deliver the final blow leaving that honor to the empire.

[@ATrueHelldiver]

Yes the elderly, Very Evil

[@GadzWolf11]

16:20 ngl I was expecting Reggie to just teleport them down to the desert for a vacation

[@supertanner824]

30 minute edge? soft hands brother

[@KawfeeKun]

He had dementia too hard and forgot he could teleport vlad out of that witness protection circle.

[@frogbetterthantoad]

reggie why did you abandon me in 2001

[@scrungobeepis5443]

6:00 Pressing “R” on the campaign map (Or one of the buttons around there, maybe F, I don’t care enough to go open the game and double check) activates and deactivates Turbo-mode, you never really learn about this because the game never tells you, I only learned it because I accidentally knocked my Desk-Rock (A rock I keep on my desk) onto my keyboard and had to figure out why Miao Ying had apparently stole some of the Skaven’s Stash and was sprinting around like a coked-up bear

[@snigie1]

Are you my dad?

[@LemonSaber]

Yes

[@snigie1]

​@@LemonSaberwhere the hells the milk?

[@michaelmcdowell7096]

​@@snigie1has ur dad been out for milk for 5 days? Don't worry, my dads been getting a pack of ciggerettes for 23 years. I think they get lost easily.

[@snigie1]

@@michaelmcdowell7096 yeah it's been 9 years, maybe the stores a long way away?

[@isthatasandwich3675]

I wish he was my dad😞

[@Sure_Ruse_User]

Music track at the end (Patreon credits): "Busy People" by Soop

[@user-ke1gn3ql1g]

Thx

[@the0master200]

"Massacered a whole lot of non-combatants. Honestly, they shouldn't have put me in a self-defense situation like that" Israel, is that you?

[@robertmcpherson138]

3:30 thank you Reggie for making me think of new warcrimes for Rimworld. (Getting attacked? Force feed a slave or two some Chemshine then send them to punch the enemy.)

[@gunnarc3055]

Ah yes, the elderly

[@jonathanwells223]

10:58 lesson learned: don't piss off grandma

[@qbertking1910]

Reggie I need gunpowder to eat

[@hur7185]

The jellied meat is so fucking good though

[@shooey-mcmoss]

Холодец надо только уметь приготовить

[@HatKiddy]

1:16 advertising a product as ecological on this kind of channel is the best anti-ad I have ever seen!

[@iatemyshoe.617]

Am I crazy or you recently have changed title and thumbnail? I notice a lot of youtoubers do that to videos that are couple of weeks old. Why? Genuinely wondering

[@ReggieGames]

Just experimenting with different designs and comparing how effective they are. Sometimes it can make a big difference

[@iatemyshoe.617]

@@ReggieGames oh, ok. Thx. I already started plotting a conspiracy theory tho. And you can't stop me

[@ReggieGames]

@@iatemyshoe.617 he knows too much

[@Aralakh919]

As a Bulgarian, I would like to confirm that he did, indeed send us to fight vampires. I was there

[@KNIGHTMAREMANIAC]

Becoming elderly in the Warhammer setting means you're a truly terrifying individual

[@Insanity_TM]

Who the hell are you Where am I

[@majrbacon1293]

Never underestimate an old man in a field where men usually die young… or a field where they exclusively hire old people

[@LimeofTheLord]

Joe Biden legendary lord when?

[@batvanz1244]

Love how vlad revived after the battle xd

[@politicalchair487]

first

[@Quitive993]

Beat me by 3 seconds

[@qbertking1910]

Not actually first

[@politicalchair487]

@@Quitive993 I am speed

[@kottadragon]

"Immediately upon exiting the portal, the first thing I saw was a Wood Elf." *Reggie goes after the one faction that probably hates Wood Elves more than him*

[@TamashiiSenpai]

9:50 I aswell have the same reaction upon seeing elves! Stinking elves thinking they so great

[@richytheking1315]

Reggie you should check out Shadows of the Forbidden Gods, its a game that seems right up your alley. It has manipulation, blood sacrifice, and eldritch abominations. Its really fantastic. The only issue I could see is its not the most visually interesting game but if anyone could make it that, its you.

[@conorbreathnach8484]

3:12 My guy, you're getting way to good at quick, comedic animations. I just about shat myself there

[@MaverickMcDougel]

You pressed "R" on the campaign map. Its the best shortcut they never tell you about.

[@lb7643]

reggie I bought two displates with your code so you can maintain your crippling methamphetamine addiction. sending all the love

[@anzaca1]

I really want to see Reggie play as the Dark Elves, to see how depraved he can really be.

[@diredm3889]

every day I hope a New Reggie Warhammer video will drop so I can add it to my sleepy time playlist and have good dreams

[@EALoArt]

1:01 I mean I definitely have felt this way, but Diplate isn't going to make my art skills better, unfortunately.

[@sheep_studios]

Someone needs to take the Warhammer 40,000: Mechanicus monologue and turn it into a displate ad For people who don’t know: “ I aspired to the purity of the Blessed Machine. Your kind cling to your flesh, as though it will not decay and fail you. One day the crude biomass you call the temple will wither, and you will beg my kind to save you. But I am already saved, for the Machine is immortal… Even in death I serve the Omnissiah.”

[@lightingnidoking]

Belisarius Cawl and Kharn which are two very different vibes but they have such deep characters that make them so defining from everyone else around them

[@therandomartist3201]

I beg of thee Reggie, VS your friends with their favorite factions and see who can commit the most war crimes against one another PLEASE

[@Fire_Summoner]

Reggie sees a dark elf: "You're not an elf, you're a fake and a fraud"

[@ろうにん浪人]

for the super speed soldiers, it might actually just be an option. In total war 2, if you click I think space during troop movement, it actually speeds them up significantly. Doesn't change the gameplay itself since it's all turn based but yeah.