Wearing Glasses & Other Things | Stand Up Comedy by Joel Dsouza

[@JoelDsouza]

Hello comrades, Thanks for watching my video. Would love to know what ya'll thought about it. Acha laga toh acha likh do, boora laga toh gaali de do. Also, SUBSCRIBE. Tx

[@sibaprasad1803]

Achcha laga bro. Hope you will grow further and your delivery will be more powerful. Regardless of that the whole set was genuinely funny. Loved your performance on comicstaan too.

[@sameersam2430]

Are bhai Hilarious jordar ek number.😍😍

[@EmanKhan09]

You had me subscribed with “hello comrades”

[@apoorv648]

Worth watching. 👍

[@DrTorture]

Hi please watch my comedy video.......'lockdown aur log'. kzbin.info/www/bejne/h5LOnpRumZZ7na8 Need your love and support 🙏🙏

[@DanishKhan-mx3ec]

I've been wearing glasses since i was 3, that eye test being a literacy test was major relatable 😂

[@garvgupta4219]

Bro same, I have also been wearing glasses since I was 3 years old.

[@muskanjaiswal7664]

How do u remember this?Nice one😂

[@DanishKhan-mx3ec]

@@S.h.a.r.a.d.a Thank you so much, this is proving to be quite helpful!

[@DanishKhan-mx3ec]

@@S.h.a.r.a.d.a yeah lmao 😂 Thankfully my power hasn't increased at all in the last 4 years. So I'm hoping to keep it that way.

[@DanishKhan-mx3ec]

@@muskanjaiswal7664 everytime i misread something, my mom reminds me how I've been messing up since i was 3 xD

[@siddharthpandey3783]

Joel: My mom is so talkative Samay: Oh! That's the reason

[@JoelDsouza]

Hahahahahah

[@siddharthpandey3783]

@@JoelDsouza ❤❤

[@ashishgulia1530]

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[@khushvadher9437]

@@JoelDsouza congratulations for #cob3

[@prabhjotkaur8990]

Did anyone notice he said '"Aunty" blue lays khareed ke do ' while he said he misunderstood her for his mother 😂

[@sobiasiddiquie]

🙋‍♀️

[@balweersihag9219]

Gd observation....😀😀

[@sureshjain6424]

🙋‍♂️

[@sangamrana9302]

Haha yes i was thinking the same 😂

[@vatsalanema4215]

Oh yeahnoo 😂

[@SamayRainaOfficial]

Hahahaha 6:41

[@arpitagrawal2925]

Oo bhai yaha bhi comedy 🤣

[@atharvapanse989]

Yesterday aur Pathani worked bro

[@pavaneee922]

I m here after joel chess....

[@utkarshparihar9855]

6:41 sec ka toh video hi nahi hai

[@sarthaksam3120]

@@utkarshparihar9855 band hone ke baad jyada khushi hui

[@Binay168]

Biswa Biswa Lite : Joel

[@shashankkumar1736]

MEREKO BHI THUMBNAIL ME BISWA HI LAGA

[@rakeshs9678]

Biswa tatti hai...joel better hai

[@Binay168]

@@rakeshs9678 Joel imitates Biswa alot! But yeah, Joel is better 👍🏼

[@sukanyabaliarsingh204]

Sahi hay boss. 😂

[@mohammadshahbazkhan7501]

i thought i was the only one who saw biswa

[@papiyanath5197]

His voice is like Hrithik Roshan from Koi mil gaya

[@kiranNiks]

He should mimic him sometimes 😁

[@debolinamandal276]

Exactly..

[@SAMEERPAGARE]

Lol

[@urbanproductions5584]

Aila jaadu

[@someonesomewhere7972]

Ma meri shaktiyo ka galat istemal kiya ja raha hai🤣🤣🤣

[@alinmaharjan7479]

TEACHER:Is there a fish market behind ? Maybe who knows.

[@AryakalpaBhattacharya]

*His eyesight is weak because soap water went to his eyes on his baby shower*

[@animeshjain_6472]

Baby shower = God bharai Baby shower *is equal not to* when baby takes shower😂

[@ishaankaushik6560]

that improv episode was the most hilarious one😂😂

[@d.a.k.s.h3240]

😂😂

[@Commercelady]

@@animeshjain_6472 hnjjkjiiijjjjjul

[@AryakalpaBhattacharya]

Inside joke?

[@vvesukar]

Dude this is too good. Have seen you in comicstan and loved it. This is a level up for sure, pls keep posting videos..💪🏻

[@aishwaryaprabhuyaar]

Joel's eyesight is so bad, he couldn't even see the meaning of baby shower.

[@samyakvermani5886]

aishwarya prabhu 😂😂😂😂

[@tejas7856]

OHHHH 😂😂😂

[@JoelDsouza]

Hahahaha knowing the meaning didn't help anyone

[@aishwaryaprabhuyaar]

@@JoelDsouza maybe if you knew, you'd win (I don't feel right about this)

[@EmanKhan09]

Only legends can understand this line 😂😂😂😂

[@aashishmali6822]

I remember Joel for this line in comicstan "Bache ki aankh me saabun ja ra hai na" damn funny

[@anuj8825]

Ek aur tha na 'Relationship is like shoe, it isn't just about sex, its about soul/sole' Something like this

[@aashishmali6822]

@@anuj8825 that was Sumit Sourav

[@anuj8825]

@@aashishmali6822 , oh haan ..

[@aashishmali6822]

@@anuj8825 It's okay to not remember, the show itself was very forgettable 😂 just 2-3 contestents perform well and others suck

[@aayushkalra4933]

Baby shower 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@abhishekkaranath2119]

0:00 everybody start clapping😅

[@reetjain2626]

😂😂😂😂

[@AshishYadav-xy1jy]

0:01 Ya i noticed😂😂

[@AbhishekSharma-lz2qu]

Bro the intelligence of your jokes, the detailing of every minute bit of the subject was too good man. Pure Comedy Shine :'))

[@ankeshnand]

I can relate, every bit of it.

[@VikramSingh-sw9eb]

DP se dikh bhi raha hai

[@ashutoshsingh1428]

"W" explain nahi kar sakta tha kya

[@ankeshnand]

@@ashutoshsingh1428 wearing glasses from class 1, those fucking letters, numbers, wrong prescription every fucking thing.

[@maheshchaudhari4085]

Also me

[@ruchamehta8600]

Yup

[@pratik1992]

The way he pronounces - "Chasmaa" Got me real hard.. 😂

[@be5764]

First standard eye test is also a literacy test... 😂😂 Killed it!

[@urbanproductions5584]

Hai na

[@hockeyzythebest]

Joel, you need to start posting more. I almost forgot you existed 🤣

[@moushimoushi.]

Same bro same...

[@JoelDsouza]

will try

[@harshitasingh333]

The way he says *chasma* 😁😂

[@ashishgulia1530]

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[@Gungun.7924]

1:04 so relatable unke liye jinhe school me hi specs lag gaye 😂😂😂

[@rishithae]

EVERYBODY START CLAPPING.... me: ok *starts clapping* loved this man! killed it!

[@ashishgulia1530]

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[@premgupta1048]

You look like that classmate with whom everyone has studied in school. Your content is so good.

[@urbanproductions5584]

Topeerrr aa

[@princeldsouza6483]

Superb!!! Can’t wait for more 😂😂

[@rahulrazz5810]

Nhii wait krna pdega didi

[@sahilinamdar6681]

Nahi Wait Karna padega aunty ji

[@deepag4954]

I could not focus on the comedy because of his cuteness!😌

[@madhavar7116]

Maine apni online class mein message kr diya ki 12 bje Joel ki standup aa rhi hai

[@JoelDsouza]

Class mai kuch nahi rakha hai.

[@shouvik228]

Padh le bhai phir dekhna

[@madhavar7116]

Jab comicstaan dekha hai tab se wait kr Raha hu ki Joel ki stand up ajye Joel ki standup ajaye aaj jaake aaayi hai

[@manavkuntalfitness1973]

Class m bahut kuchh rakha h Bhai sahab like cholk duster benches chair kisi ki mohhobat

[@DrTorture]

Hi please watch my comedy video.......'lockdown aur log'. kzbin.info/www/bejne/h5LOnpRumZZ7na8 Need your love and support 🙏🙏

[@apoodle7856]

I will not tell any body that i heard “now clap everybody” 🤭🤭🤭🤫🤫🤫😂😂😂😂😂

[@v.i.d1085]

This is my exact story man.. Fully relatable.. You made my day..😂😂 I have gone through this all

[@amberabbas1642]

Oh my! I had a similar incident. Before I got glasses in class 7, I used to curse the school for not keeping dark chalks. Turns out I was the one who couldn't see clearly 🤣😂😭

[@ashishgulia1530]

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[@arwaazness]

Wandering Lloyd sent me here, This mountain boy is funny 😅

[@ayaan5021]

CHASHMA 🥽 - NO CHASSSSMA - YES ❕

[@kabirgoel5271]

'Please start clapping' at the beginning of the video lol

[@AdityaPratapSingh-ss8wg]

so finally you won CHESS COB 3 !!!!!! Congrats !!!!

[@debaratipaul851]

I loved wearing glasses since a loooooong time, and when I finally got them at the age of 11, I was so obsessed with them that I rarely took them off. But now things are like if you wake me up in the morning from deep sleep and don't hand me my glasses immediately, your death isn't my fault.....🙂🙂🙂

[@ThunderLord04]

This got me recommended while COB All Stars

[@TishaJindal]

Joel is so blind that he didn’t even see before blundering his rook

[@KrishanYadav-tb5co]

Ohhh 😂 😂

[@RASHMI-rz4yn]

Kaaphi relatable tha😂😂😂 "muje earth dikh hi ni ra"😆

[@shubhamdubey9525]

After 3:42 an alternative line - "meko dikh rha ki farmer ki income double"

[@sushruttabakade6088]

I was expecting that punch ngl

[@sudhasharma7344]

Why Joel's video are so so underrated❤️❤️ he deserves more appreciation and love yaar 😭,I m angry with the people 😂

[@parulshah3291]

Relatable AF... Whatever Joel says....is good...but the way he says...is ❤️😂

[@shivamgupta2253]

Who is here after #COB 3 well congrats @joel D'Souza for being winner❤️❤️

[@aprajitaaaaaaaaaaa]

New talent in the market! 🔥🔥

[@karancricketer]

Awesome man !!! Wish somebody had that logic in school when the teacher said - ‘ Is their a fish market behind’.

[@neerajtiwari5363]

Oh dude! Your delivery is so perfect man. I mean seriously the way you narrate your jokes is what makes them way more funnier. More videos please. Bdw i loved you in comicstan.

[@shreyaaaaaaaa]

I am a Chashmish & I Genuinely Loved The Video It Was Very Funny & Relatable 😂😂😂

[@soundaryasoundarya986]

More than the jokes, I like the issues you spoke about. They might be mundane for us, but are very important. Like, getting glasses in early age and classes with large numbers.

[@rukhsaransari4498]

It's mine story too, whatever he talks about like glasses, school, and mummy😆

[@AnuragKumar-it4ef]

Man you are love don't let your attitude fade

[@Tmenezes999]

Waiting for more Joel. You're amazing, keep it up 🔥🔥

[@irshadtamboli5607]

Chashma wale be like: Dil ko chu liya bhaii😘😘😘

[@HemantSingh91]

Gabbar : Kitne aadmi they re Joel : Chaar Gabbar : Aur tum? Joel : Hum teeno absent they

[@mamathapoojary9706]

1:00 relatable 😂🤣😭 ye cheez mere saath hui hai baju vali likhna band kar di and i was like behen likhnaa 🤣🤣

[@shivakumarsagar8322]

Comedians on board 2 brought me here. Joel OP

[@sridharansri2626]

Best than comicstaan episodes...... Well done joel bro.... 👏👏

[@shubhanshgarg9114]

Your comedy style is like biswa kalyan rath.

[@shubhambehera5490]

BROO,I COMPLETELY RELATE UPTO 4 MINS THAT EXACTLY DECIPTS ME,MEANS THAT REALLY HAPPENED IN MY LIFE

[@manishadsouza8220]

Joel looks like the grown up version of chintu from Chintu Ka birthday

[@chetanraikwal5766]

This is better than most other standups please upload more

[@KajalSingh-bc7ld]

I 've been wearing glasses from the last 8 years ..😂and everything was sooo relatable !

[@sohaankp]

super funny man, if you think about the jokes, like the neela color ka lays makes the set so realistic and believable, and that was one of the most comfortable and exquisite call backs in indian comedy dude. KUDOS to you for this set man. can't wait to see more

[@rageshreesengupta552]

Glasses since the second grade, this is so funny and relatable😂

[@kishanthakkar8872]

i have watched this literally 100 times 😂😂

[@anubratochakraborty1996]

Who's here after Samay's stream? 😂

[@ashishgulia1530]

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[@meenakshigupta5731]

Hahahaha .....I thought world is blurred before getting glasses....The struggle to see things on board from last bench was real....🤓

[@darshanakulkarni3663]

I literally cried laughing 🤣🤣 You are just too funny man♥️

[@FOURTH_HOKAGE]

This type of standup i like. 0% offensive, 100% comedy.

[@Ash-em9kx]

I was in class 2 when I had my first eye test done and even my doctor told my parents that I might be wearing glasses for the rest of my life and both of my parents literally cried after coming out of the room... it was so relatable.. I on the other hand was so happy that I'm going to be the first one in my whole school to wear glasses but my parents were like- my daughter's gonna be ugly for the rest of her life..

[@JoelDsouza]

awww

[@snehadas5628]

WOW Man in love with your jokes..... They are amazing just made my day........ Thanks man..............

[@adisha787]

I had my eye problems since two years but never told my parents...finally when I had an eye test it was directly 4.75 and 4.5..

[@patelhet6992]

Dude, some of the best bits I've come across in recent times. Keep it up bruv..

[@padmaja101]

OMG...everything...everything said in this video is so Relatable. My vision L - -2.25 R - -1.75 😭

[@suryamishra1563]

Bro gotta share this video and make it reach to the maximum people🔥... I remember you being my senior in Holy cross so will surely support you.. All the best bro🙏🏻

[@atulss2321]

0:53 Biswa jr

[@shouvik228]

Rohit from koyi mil gaya😂😂😂

[@rishabhsharma329]

bhot hard bhai. big fan. Only you and Samay were the best !! Happy to have a channel where we can see you work regularly ! #Subscribed !!

[@raghuveer_G]

so finally who got their first eye test number wong other than me, your story is so relatable. you're hilarious dude.

[@Piku.thinks]

Haaahaaa so much relatable, like sitting on the last bench and seeing nothing on the board .. then u have to sit beside a reliable person who can write afterall , but u have to pretend know!, that u r really understanding what teacher is writing. 😂

[@verve2831]

You got a Biswa tone and style dude lol.

[@augustine76]

Better still, this guy hasn't ran out of jokes yet:)

[@zlotyzin296]

He was always like this since comicstan time

[@jaysharma1200]

Don't compare him with anyone!! Let him create his identity of his own

[@snygilbraganza8474]

Finally! Was waiting for your stand-up comedy videos!

[@rajrajawat6415]

joel what is baby shower?

[@JoelDsouza]

It's that only what I didn't meant

[@joel15dsouza]

🤣

[@anuradha_s_v]

@@JoelDsouza 😂😂😂

[@anushkaagarwal4953]

Petition for Joel to start streaming ♥️♥️

[@muj99ali]

His hands are wide open throughout the video 😂

[@realRohit001]

Love this video.. please post more..

[@lollylobo7626]

Intelligent humor...guaranteed laughs. Good job, Joel!

[@praveenlakra1160]

That aunty buying blue lays' part was quite hilarious 😅

[@Devanshu_malpani]

I was there in this show. Really smart jokes loved you ❤️

[@shrutigupta7432]

Baby shower exists Joel in comicstaan: aree ye bche se ankh m saboon ja rha🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@atharvapanse989]

Came here after watching your game against Samay

[@abdulkhadarmaqbool8489]

OH MAAAANNNN !!! SO RELATABLE

[@parth5855]

Hey Joel, the set was really funny! I loved your work in Comicstaan and I was really looking forward to watch your future content on KZbin. Keep up the good work! Cheers! ❤️

[@seemaagrawal5478]

Last line was epic....😂😂

[@all_in_0n]

Bhai same problem in my school 100 students and distance between board and you is 100 ft. hm Kuch alg hi padhte the

[@hirenlathiyaofficial]

Too good man...

[@nikkikharkwal6367]

GM Joel Dsouza + 🚮 talk ❤

[@stonedaf6472]

Every punch was powerful 🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂💯

[@ig_phoenix]

congrats on cob3 win

[@tejvratsinghchauhan7591]

Yes

[@tehreem1725]

Glad I found you

[@NotLucky27]

I think who are wireing glass he is genius boy or girl But its true only 35%

[@nitzsarma8811]

true....u r best man..!!

[@mayankgujar7016]

Here after Joel won #COB3

[@arpitarajput9847]

bhai....totally relatable...

[@tanaypatel8412]

Waiting *who's here after Joel won COB3* comments.