Wedding Planners: What Huge Mistakes Did You Predict?

[@takohamoolsen2432]

My daughter is a wedding officiant. She married a couple. Two years later she married them again...to other people. They both divorced and both got married together to different partners THE SAME DAY with her officiating. Funnily enough, the new partners of the divorcees were actually married at one time (not by my daughter). Bizarro...She still laughs about it and the couples are still married.

[@catlover9078]

I actually think this is cute

[@TheNormExperience]

Wow...that wouldn’t be a bad story for a movie if done well. I had a conversation with someone in a similar situation once - he had married his high school girlfriend, but they ended up divorcing amicably, still best friends, just no longer in love with each other. Met another couple married and divorced similarly, and they both remarried the people from that couple in one big wedding and live next door to each other. I still don’t know if that’s weird or absolutely genius, but hey, he seemed happy!

[@updownstate]

Ya just gotta keep doin it til ya get it right.

[@Yllania]

Im going to believe that even though they got divorced they were still good friends and decided to get married on the same day because of it. No one tell me anything different let me have this cute dream.

[@luissantiago5163]

This'll be a brutal one. That fake wedding. Wow! That one lady leaving the Husky to die is screwed

[@ashleynicolecooke4386]

that is really bad if it's a fake wedding and that poor Husky

[@colleenross8752]

🐶 ❤

[@schechter01]

The woman who left the Husky tied up deserves to be in a special kind of hell...

[@rubydarling7564]

That guy who smashed cake in his wife's face because his friends told him he was whipped really was whipped... But by his friends, not his wife lol

[@darkwulf23]

The worst part is the friends were probably laughing about it in a bar somewhere while the Groom gets to go to a lonely place regretting his decision.

[@fruitmilk2863]

And she probably had so many good reasons like expensive makeup or hair or dress

[@cmndrkool321]

I was pushed to put cake in my wife’s face too, but I refused. She put all morning for that makeup and hair; and I didn’t want to ruin it on the best day of our lives.

[@constantdisappointment5658]

@@cmndrkool321 You're the partner those friends couldn't even dream of being

[@GabrielleHayes1921]

And she knew if he could so easily break that one promise to her that he would let his friends control the rest of their lives together, she did the right thing walking away

[@kathyinwonderlandl.a.8934]

The dog getting left with no food and water? I take that very seriously. If it was my dog I’d go track her down and she’d be sorry she did that ..he is so lucky to get away from that psycho bee 🐝

[@catdownthestreet]

Don't compare the animal abuser to an animal lol, it doesn't sound right

[@drunkbillygoat]

My dog came to my wedding. Wife insisted he get a full doggy tux to match mine. Then he came to the reception where he got loves by 30 different people ( we had a small wedding) and more food than hes ever seen.

[@solidstate9451]

I'm not a dog person. Yet, torturing any animal is evil. I'd never do this to a dog.

[@Vishakha_B897]

@@drunkbillygoat That's so adorable!

[@davidl570]

@@drunkbillygoat If I was there, I'd be one of those 30 people! LOVE dogs.

[@TheNormExperience]

Dude! It shouldn’t be this hard to live by the motto; screw whoever you want, but don’t kill, or leave any animals to die please. Like wtf did the poor husky do?

[@evanrigel954]

diamonds dont break that easy. dude bought a glass ring

[@mbyerly9680]

I was hoping it was the ring, not the diamond.

[@arianebolt1575]

The setting can break, sometimes

[@potatokitty]

I can tell you from personal experience that it takes a good hammer swing to break most diamons into millions of pieces.

[@aeiztaloraezi7687]

Well, man made diamonds can shatter extremely easily as the internal working is monoclinic, which makes it easier for shock impact to run through and shatter the diamond. Industrial diamond is the practically unbreakable one

[@Lightice1]

Nope, diamonds are actually quite easy to shatter. They're hard, but they're not durable.

[@my-chemical-romance]

No one thought my friend and his fiance would last a year since it was a very rushed relationship, they lasted for almost 10 years before their kids died in an accident and then they split. They loved each other they just hurt after the loss, it's been 4 years and they're dating each other again

[@sdelpacosta]

Tell your friends that I wish them the best, and condolences for their lost.

[@solidstate9451]

Nobody should look into the grave of their own child. :(

[@bellaboo182]

As a mother of three this absolutely breaks my heart. I hope they find happiness

[@colleenross8752]

Sleep well, angels

[@Vishakha_B897]

I hope they can both heal and find happiness again.

[@gigiw.7650]

I went to a planning session with my husband and pastor to renew our vows after ten years. It ended up with my pastor and I planning the music b/c husband didn't have a clue what music I liked or even what songs I was talking about. It was beyond sad and became abundantly clear that all we had in common was our son! He kept pressuring me to do this "renewal" and wouldn't shut up about it, until I said let's do it at 15 years instead. Meanwhile, I was plotting my escape! Wouldn't you know it? He disowned our son, his only child?

[@kathyinwonderlandl.a.8934]

Your son is better off not having anything to do with that man. He can have other important male figures in his life that would be much better influence and role model

[@marcusnewbold-rankine1326]

Damn

[@benm5913]

(X)

[@lotstodo]

Good thing you escaped

[@briansmaller7443]

I never went out with my wife as boyfriend/girlfriend. We corresponded while I lived in a foreign country. We did know each other and had been flatmates for six months or so in our early 20s. Married when we were 28 and 29. Married 30 years.

[@thelittleredhairedgirlfrom6527]

It’s shocking to me how in the first story the OP could clearly see that the groom looked underage but they didn’t call the cops or CPS or anything.

[@jazliek9941]

Yeah it seemed weird to me how the person was talking about getting the bride out but didn't say anything about the groom. I'm not saying the bride deserved this or anything but the groom definitely seemed like a minor and should have gotten help too

[@FunSizeSpamberguesa]

I'm not sure the cops or CPS would have even come out for something if OP didn't have actual proof that someone was underage, unfortunately. It probably would have cost OP their job.

[@inkwars6354]

In some places there is no law on how old someone has to be when married

[@stadot1427]

Adolescence lasts into the 20s. They didn't explicitly say anyone was underage.

[@cocothedino_2901]

they had parental permission so there was no one they could call anyways. in many states parents can marry off their child as young as 12 (in states like missouri it can be even younger cuz no age is specific in their laws). it’s a massive problem here, recently someone tried to pass federal laws that would prevent parental approved child marriages but that was rejected

[@catdownthestreet]

You know a person is evil when they're willing to starve a dog just to get back at their ex for breaking up with them.

[@lesismore49]

She’s the one that did the breaking up.

[@annvictor9627]

I remember a man who owned my favorite store. Once I met his wife, who was much younger than he was. He smilingly confided that everyone said they wouldn't last. Their children were already grown. So far as I know, their marriage lasted until death did them part.

[@Kayenne54]

10:41 There's a really old poem about two men walking down a street, and they see a drunk lying in the gutter next to a pig. One says to the other '"You can tell a man who drinks by the company he keeps" *and the pig got up and walked away*'.

[@maggiesmith856]

It's actually a song : One evening in October/ when I was far from sober/ And reeling slowly home from side to side/ My feet began to stutter/ So I lay down in the gutter/ And a pig came by and lay down at my side/ As I lay there in the gutter/ Thinking thoughts I dared not utter/ A lady passing by was heard to say/ "You can tell a man who boozes/ by the company he chooses"/ And the pig got up and slowly walked away.

[@Kayenne54]

@@maggiesmith856 Thank you! Couldn't find any definitive reference to the original author - unknown Irish writer is for one version of this (as a poem) - lionslair.com/Lyrics/A_Man_Who_Boozes.html

[@Kayenne54]

2:32 Line from a movie - "it takes a whole lot of money to look that cheap".

[@carlfromtheoc1788]

Dolly Parton said something similar decades ago.

[@Kayenne54]

@@carlfromtheoc1788 She would know.

[@SuperSteve180]

Honoring a reasonable request from your wife isn't being whipped, it's called being a good husband. That dude seriously needs to rethink his choice in friends.

[@Vishakha_B897]

And if he's allowing himself to be bullied by his friends, he really needs to grow up.

[@davidl570]

@@Vishakha_B897 .................and he needs to grow a pair. He's a loser.

[@JenamDrag0n]

I've noticed that for the ones that say a wedding HAS managed to last several years, but that doesn't say if the marriage is *good*, because there are still people that would rather be married and hate their spouse than be divorced.

[@dorkydragon5055]

I- I really want a Godzilla mask now . _ .

[@DutchBane]

Its sweet innit

[@nova_apex9864]

I want that mask so I can just jump at people and make them dance on the floor it’s so funny 🤣 🤣🤣

[@nova_apex9864]

And then they stop moving and people start to freak out saying that she died but she didn’t she was dancing on the floor 😳😳

[@TheNormExperience]

I will literally PAY you to walk down the aisle in one lol.

[@lnsflare1]

Serious question: why does anyone choose to allow alcohol to be served at important events? I can barely tolerate even "good" drunks at bars and the thought of spending my own money to let any of the several lushes in my family anywhere near booze at my hypothetical wedding makes my skin crawl. Like, they can just save us all some time and ask me to punch them in the mouth and throw them out of the venue at the start of the ceremony and then drag themselves to the nearest bar if they can't tolerate my presence for a few hours sober.

[@isapu1948]

XD As an Arab, I ask the same question.

[@alhena11]

There are many people that can drink responsibly, even on weddings.

[@davidl570]

Little thing called drinking responsibly. Always made sure I did at the weddings I've been to.

[@Objective-Observer]

We had to drive 12 hours to my BIL's wedding. It was the only time the two families interacted. The Brides' siblings kept making jokes about their sister controlling everything; how such a control freak she was. etc. I thought, that' not a good sign. It wasn't. She didn't like his indigestion meds, so SHE scheduled him an appointment with a doctor- WITHOUT HIS PERMISSION. Turned out that was a good thing: his stomach had migrated into his rib cage, and yes she scheduled the surgery to get that repaired. She told him to get braces at 45 years old to straighten his teeth. and those are just the big things I remember. He filed for divorce 7 years later.

[@silverstarfinder]

She wasn’t being a control freak, she was being a mommy to a grown man that couldn’t take care of himself. Seriously, having your stomach in your ribcage is no joke!

[@isapu1948]

@@silverstarfinder Huh That's a good pov. Still, people are supposed to take their health into their own hands. Planning a doctor visit for someone else without asking is generally bad.

[@GabrielleHayes1921]

10:34 The fact that someone will go and do what their friends want instead of their spouse says a lot. Being friends with someone who makes your spouse uncomfortable says a lot, believing in your friends over your spouse says a lot, allowing your friends to make fun of your spouse says a lot, etc... choose who you're married to your friends or your spouse.

[@unkownbeing5420]

Reminds me of that wedding my parent went to before I was born. Basically a huge fight happen between the two family’s cops were called and my parents left when they saw a guy trying to throw another guy off the balcony.

[@moogie1954]

When I was stationed in Spain, an 18/19 yr old airman requested permission to marry a local girl. He went through the counseling and jumped through all the hoops. Everyone knew that her family had encouraged her to find an American sailor, marry him, and move the the U.S. We all thought it was a bad idea, but he was young, in "love", and a virgin. Sure enough, I get stationed in Iceland several years later and see him again. After about 8 years of marriage, they have 5 kids and he looks like a 40 yr old who has had all the life drained from him... She is twice the size she was and still barely speaks English, and was pregnant again. I never saw that man smile the entire time I was in Iceland.

[@solidstate9451]

You know, you don't have to impregnate a woman if you don't want to. Even if you are married you don't have to have 6 kids.

[@Lilpeach523]

He was 27 looking 40? Lawd help that man

[@rat8984]

@@solidstate9451 I mean it's easy for the woman to just lie about being on bc or poke holes in a condom

[@solidstate9451]

@@rat8984 bring your own condoms, have a vasectomy, ...

[@rat8984]

@@solidstate9451 vasectomy's a good idea but a lot of people like that are too controlling to ever let that happen. And the second those condoms are out of your sight you're fucked.

[@sakurakitsunestar]

Day of the dead wedding actually sounds cool if you did it in fall

[@NoodlyPanda]

20:40 Jesus and I thought my hubby and I getting married literally at Taco Bell was just peachy and then there's people ruining lives over it. Holy shit. 14 years and counting for those curious.

[@Vishakha_B897]

Awesome! 👍👍👍

[@Exorian]

Personal experience, I've never saw a marital ceremony end up well. The cost of it all puts the newlyweds in even greater debt than student loans. The groom is usually way too worried about how much it'll cost that they cannot enjoy anything about it. And the kind of bride who usually splurges on that thing tend to regret the decision after everything is over, because guess what? She wanted a fairytale wedding, with plenty of photos and movies about the ceremony itself, about the falling petals and about the marble gazebo in the grassy fields under the spring sun, and... It's over. They never wanted a husband, they never wanted commitment, all they wanted was a million-worth cinematographic wedding day and feel like a child princess. And she'll never have a moment like that again unless she dumps the idiot and marries another fool that can pay for another day like this.

[@stadot1427]

Yikes! Can see why that would be a problem! You and I have had very different wedding-attending experiences. But then again, most of the big weddings I've been to were volunteer-powered and therefore relatively cheap.

[@alexshaw8167]

You can’t simplify all wedding ceremonies to fall under one blanket. Yes, some people splurge and go into immense debt, but many people don’t. I can agree that people who care more about one perfect day than their relationship is a recipe for divorce, but I don’t think it’s fair to say that anyone who has a ceremony doesn’t care about the marriage

[@cniknik9863]

Very negative take and assumes all blame on a stereotype of a bride/woman.

[@deettekearns9092]

I want to know what happened to the couple where the groom-to-be wanted to carve the wrong initials in the cement! Did she marry him?

[@solaria9]

She didn't call him an ex husband so I'm assuming they got married

[@RealisticFisHed]

14:42 They called the font desk and asked, "What the helvetica is going on over there!?"

[@mbyerly9680]

My brain went to baptismal font, but yeah.

[@kathleengivant-taylor2277]

Never understand wasting so much money on a single day. Same can be said for wedding dresses, over priced diamond engagement rings, over priced venues, etc . Personally when I got married we had a small ceremony no bridesmaids , he had no groomsmen, one witness a close friend. Very simple but beautiful dress that strangely I found at a designer resale store in almost perfect condition that fit almost perfectly with some simple alterations like length and dry cleaning I remember buying it for like 100 dollars when new it would have been thousands of dollars. He rented tux for cheaper as he had friend that worked in tux rental place and got him really good price cause we got married in less peak season. Last thing on wedding rings we bought them in a pawn shop and got beautiful rings at greatly reduced price. We drove up the coast for like 4 days and stayed in little motel near beach . Everything was simple and relaxed and pretty stress free. Everyone including us had a great time and would not have changed anything.

[@deni140492deni]

What about the one that became a meme? A woman took her boyfriend to her brother's marriage, except that it was a trap, and the marriage was actually hers with the boyfriend. The photographs of said marriage are amazing, especially the groom's face

[@skyspring7704]

Not binding.

[@bridgetteturner7510]

I had a disastrous shotgun wedding. And we are still married 12 years later.

[@amazinglynn]

Are y’all happy? That’s the important part 💜

[@arianebolt1575]

Wedding =/= marriage. Disastrous weddings can start wonderful marriages. Expensive, showy weddings, short ones.

[@theycallmet3061]

How are you two doing?

[@TammyOne-rd9ng]

Not a wedding planner but when my BFF of 25 years tells me the man she’s going to marry has been MARRIED 5 times!! He was 35... didn’t last 6 months

[@Melly16yr10]

WTF

[@schechter01]

Have you heard of the 3-time rule?

[@davidl570]

They only lasted 6 months?? OMG! *goes into severe shock*

[@beastmaster0934]

So are we gonna completely ignore the fact that the groom in the first story is the minor in the situation or? I mean, obviously the situation isn’t great for the bride. But OP ignored the fact that the groom was the minor in the relationship.

[@stadot1427]

How'd you get to that conclusion?

[@tegantalks9612]

Stories like these are why I just want to elope. Maybe get a nice dress and take some family pics for the memories.

[@cassandramurray5416]

Same-

[@charles_capet321]

For the first one, how can the groom be “very lanky” if he’s almost foot shorter than the bride? Lanky means TALL and skinny, or at least tall and skinny in comparison to others around them. If the bride is 6 feet than the groom would be somewhat 5 feet? Then the bride has to be 7 feet in order for the groom to be tall enough to be considered lanky, but if that’s so the bride is way to tall to be not the one at the center of attention for everything everywhere.

[@charles_capet321]

And also the Redditor was only focusing on the bride, didn’t say if the groom is also a kid or not, but seemed to imply that they were both kids, didn’t say if the groom is unhappy with the marriage either, but since the marriage is arranged, the groom may very well be miserable too, it’s not his fault that he is less attractive than the bride, yet the Redditor just focuses on the bride and says that for future marriages they need a face too face check with later brides, but not the grooms?

[@kso9867]

That first one though not like both parties were forced nah bruh only feel bad for the wife.

[@dandymaiden]

Right? The groom sounds like he's still a child , probably not even old enough to say no

[@thelittleredhairedgirlfrom6527]

Definitely. Just let a little boy get married off to a grown ass adult woman and not call CPS or anything?!? Hopefully the marriage wasn’t consummated.

[@marionjames4986]

When I got married my mum told me that my sister gave us 5 years. Our son is 28 inJuly this year, our daughter is coming up to 25 and our daughter has booked her wedding for next year, a couple of weeks after our Pearl (30th) wedding anniversary in June, funnily enough due to other reasons, have not spoken to my sister for a few years, she is not invited!

[@louisjeffs5317]

Well done!

[@vaughnhaney7020]

I'd never get married, but if I did I know damn well I wouldn't be "all over" my partner... The idea that a lack of PDA is a red flag just bothers me. In a hypothetical world where I believe marriage is ever good in the first place, I definitely wouldn't marry someone unless we had very strong, successful communication and were already living as if married anyway for a while and both very happy and content about it. Yet I wouldn't engage in PDA, especially not at a wedding, because I've got sensory issues and when I'm overwhelmed (I've never been to a wedding but it seems extremely overwhelming especially if I was one of the people getting married) I can't handle touch at all. Even when I'm not overwhelmed I can be very shy and hesitant about touch... Idk that just bothered me

[@rat8984]

I think it's less about pda and more if they seem comfortable/seem to like each other.

[@sturmovik5448]

Just last week I flew 1100 miles to Texas for my cousin's wedding. Beautiful venue, in a small tourist town in the Texas hill country. The actual wedding site had a river just five feet behind the altar, with sun reflecting off the hills behind it. Beautiful ceremony, two people who have known each other nine years and loved each other at least five. After the ceremony, as everyone is slowly migrating up the hill to the reception, my 65-year-old mother (whose immediate and extended family has been amazingly caring and drama-free for her entire life) was talking about how weddings are always, without exception, so beautiful and wonderful. Her family is so decent and loving that she can barely imagine that events like these actually exist. On the other end of the scale, the groom's brother (and groomsman) has been married two and a half years now... to a wedding planner. I can imagine that more than a few horror stories were relayed during the planning of this last wedding.

[@updownstate]

I know someone who yanked the engagement ring off his fiancee's hand and flushed it down the toilet. Problem solved.

[@darkwulf23]

That’s a very expensive solution

[@updownstate]

@@darkwulf23 Not compared to misery and divorce.

[@b.f.2461]

@@updownstate You can break an engagement without destroying jewelry.

[@alexshaw8167]

Words work too, but I’m sure this really drove the point home lol

[@Bmkelley17]

2:08 how does bro manage to be 3 hours late to his own wedding?😂

[@candlelight7600]

That first story seemed so weird like. They’re talking about how the WOMAN was feeling when there’s someone very clearly a BOY in that marriage.

[@chalkwarrior5542]

I like hearing about the ones where, despite everything, it all turned out okay. As in that not only did the marriage last, but that it was a happy marriage.

[@carouselofagony3276]

I saw the way my in laws pressured proposals out of my sister in law's boyfriends. Wasn't going to get to the wedding let alone a year Edit: I was fucking right. Diped out not too long after posting.

[@chitenshi22]

repeat customers should get a discount voucher for couples therapy 😂😂😂

[@hithere911]

I got an ad for a bridal shop.

[@mbyerly9680]

Silly KZbin. It should be for divorce lawyers.

[@skatergirl6764]

Not an officiant, but i had a friend come up to me at her $50k wedding reception and gush to me, "Oh, we're so excited to get started on adopting a baby next year!" Her husband started squirming and just went, "Uh....yeah." I knew they were done in that moment. They got divorced a year later.

[@PredictedCyborg]

The "fake wedding" might have actually been planned as a wedding originally but the groom ran off or cheated or something similar, but since some things were already booked/bought and couldn't be refunded they just turned it into a not-wedding-type party where they had some fun instead? I don't know, very few details to go on, but it sounds like that might be what happened based on what we were told. Especially since the bride was apparently a fan of the band in question - it'd make sense she'd book them for the party then in a fit of "screw my ex-fiancee, I'm going to do what makes me happy"

[@sandraweilbrenner67]

Not a planner but the minister...this was their 2nd marriage to each other and they both did drugs and they divorced again about 2 years later.

[@NoodlyPanda]

Jesus, there was a story in this video on a bride being confronted by her side dude at the wedding. I ... I need a minute.

[@schechter01]

The more stories I hear/read like these, the more content I am as a lifelong bachelor.

[@crumman4299]

I want to wear a King Kong and Godzilla mask as a joke with my future wife in a wedding photo

[@angelsinger4574]

The couple from 17:40 are clearly not Prince fans.

[@srkh8966]

Some of my husband’s family told him it wasn’t too late to back out the week before we got married, but here we are 19 years later.

[@bucketbob6736]

He puts the butter on the dog

[@dx.feelgood5825]

ayo, what da dog doin?

[@ravenwashere1776]

24:33 Plot twist

[@davidl570]

"pretty-butt mountains"? That's a new one on me!

[@generoush3823]

When i was talking about getting married to my ec my MIL told me, "You dont know what your getting into." Found out years later she was spot on. lasted 8 years though.

[@computernerdinside]

How long has that subscribe animation at the end been broken? On ALL these bot channels?

[@teamfmreborn7045]

And that's why you should never brag about how you got married You're justing asking for instant karma 😂

[@matthewodonnell6906]

Listening to/reading stuff like this makes me just want to have a small courthouse wedding with whoever my future husband is, but a lot of people would probably get angry when you bring that up after a proposal.

[@alexshaw8167]

I think it’s something that comes up long before proposal. I definitely know what my boyfriend’s expectations for a wedding are and we’re nowhere close to engagement

[@gawd-zila]

#1 sounds like Big Ed and rose

[@top_banananaplays]

Not a wedding but same principle. My crush when I was 15 went out with some arsehole we'll call Liam. I thought I'd give it until the end of the school year before she's in tears. End of school was in July this was probably in beginning of June. Two weeks later she's walking through school in crying her eyes out with arsehole nowhere to be seen but three of her other friends were comforting her. The next day Liam is with someone else and then two weeks later she's crying too and the next day he's with someone else again. I knew he was a dong, but not that much.

[@zibix4562]

That first story. For a moment I thought all those things happened at the same venue at the same wedding and just has my brain shut down from the oddness of it all. Edit..wait did it?

[@seanjohn2312]

I was 13 and it was my parents wedding, and it was during the dance. I did not hear it but from what I was told, one of the guest (parents friend, and a person whom I admire her looks cause she’s pretty) was having an argument with her boyfriend. They broke up soon after. But all I remember was seeing them walking away from the barn (which was where the wedding took place it was a farm wedding) and seeing them talking to each other when walking to my tent to sleep (most of the guest slept in tents.)

[@Zaddy-Lu]

The first thing my future FIL said when he heard we had decided to do a simple ceremony the next month was "you should be marrying me instead, I'm a better provider" even though he was married with 2 grade-school age kids, so dunno how he thought that would work. Not to mention, he was more than twice my age, and not nice to me at all. Meh, I'm rid of that family, that's what matters.

[@FletcherWilbury]

Oh, I just remembered when my parents got married! I was 3 months old, and my mom's mother was holding me during the ceremony. When the officiant said to speak now or forever hold your piece, I screamed. My parents got divorced when I was about 12, and we don't talk to my mom's mother anymore because she tried to abduct me (weird story not applicable to this thread).

[@ashleymiller9529]

I don't get these big expensive weddings man. Give me a national park and a picnic reception and I'm good. The only thing you spend money on is the food and the booze.

[@Sabilou08]

1st one, so yeah looks matter

[@alicewilloughby4318]

21:20 - No cheese???

[@ldragon8480]

The lady who tied up the dog should be in JAIL. The fuck is wrong with her? And the one with the bride and groom who both had boyfriends.. polyamory and open relationships are a thing and can be healthy relationship options as well. Obviously there are cases when it's not but that's true of any relationship.

[@01denese]

If they paid for the food, they should take it or throw it away or donate it. The kitchen shouldn't take it back and re-sell it.

[@greenapple9477]

It's your wedding- why bring your mom into the decision making?

[@isapu1948]

Because they have experience. Weddings are already prone to désastres between family drama, dubious planners and unforseen situations. Though, music is highly personal.

[@F1areon]

They probably feel pressured by their family to do so; if they don't they get screamed at/guilted/scolded/berated until they give in

[@stadot1427]

@@F1areon or maybe they weren't really ready to let go of their family to get married.

[@silverwing4153]

A clearly arranged marriage with an obviously underaged boy. And he feels bad for the possibly also underage girl... they are both screwed.

[@laurenjones9924]

Cake smashing is such BS. Brides spends HOURS to look perfect not to mention how much getting makeup and hair done costs, especially if the people doing it come to the venue, then Groom ruins all of that effort for a laugh when it’s supposed to be a sweet gesture. Yeah, I’ve had that happen to me, after saying don’t do it, I was pissed.

[@JJ-ml7pq]

The guy who got cheated on while deployed benefited from the divorce. His ex sounds like she crawled from the pits of hell. I wonder if she bleeds tar instead of blood.

[@GabrielleHayes1921]

13:45 I'm not sure if he's the greatest friend ever or what...that's just kinda sad

[@mysteryminx2619]

I used to work on Ben Stein's game show.

[@victoriateague9012]

People are born with class and grace, class and grace can't be bought.

[@wb9913]

Married in a Catholic Church but she’s now divorced. Who’s the sinner now 😂😂

[@rosscobossco1229]

I think anyone who hires a wedding planner clearly cares more about the wedding than the marriage

[@FunSizeSpamberguesa]

I think it depends on why you hire one. Wedding planners can be a fantastic way of keeping the couple's parents/families from interfering.

[@stadot1427]

That's a pretty sweeping statement. I could imagine someone (who can afford it!) hiring a wedding planner because they're too busy preparing for the marriage to do all the leg work for the wedding. I had a short engagement and barely even saw my then-fiancé between proposal and wedding. I worked full time, moved cities, was working through some stuff with my roommate, had premarital counseling, and even had to do my first dress fitting single-handedly! My Bachelorette party & bridal shower wer several states away and I had to road trip overnight to pick up my wedding dress from a state even further away. We skipped celebrating our birthdays and Valentine's Day because it was so busy. And this is besides all the actual wedding planning.

[@davidl570]

Rossco Bossco Little too broad a statement there. That's not ALWAYS the case.

[@bronykingamethystrain5676]

I'm surprised the drunkard that sang "My Way" was still breathing sometime after his wedding. Bad things tend to happen when someone does a Karaoke performance of that song, and those bad things are usually murder. it's a very infamous superstition in the Philippines, so much so that the song has been removed from Karaoke machines in Manila.

[@juliamason8393]

I knew my daughter's marriage would not last. He was a jerk and it poured rain. It didn't help that the groom's father wanted to get the ceremony over with with no pictures after because his young daughter had a soccer game that started an hour after the wedding was to start.

[@mimikyu__-]

24:35 LMAO

[@jccw227]

Ben Stein?!

[@user-ml3hl6vr4t]

Cake smash, this is NOT funny. Spouse and I said no cake smash, a bit of light joking touch the nose tip with frosting was okay and we did that, but. One molecule of cake under power hitting my face-I aspirate food anyways (always have and have to be careful) and he would have been single right there. If one isn't comfortable and makes it known, it's not being whipped to oblige. The friends of that guy were total a-holes and he was THE A-HOLE for doing it. Glad she annulled it. If he couldn't listen on one small thing, what kind of thing would it be next time?

[@bluelightgacha6742]

10 comments? I think not

[@boogiebear3095]

Poor doggie

[@rubycin2703]

19:25 ryan howard???

[@Memeworks]

On tap: Uploads Everyone who’s early: Quick think of a good meme comment DONT READ MY NAME

[@leoaceves2652]

Copy paste

[@Memeworks]

Yessir

[@andysmith5997]

For men,me anyway, wedding is a huge turnoff. I’m 55. I now know they are for women only. Though I concede is better if you want to have kids,less likely to split up

[@monkeynumbernine]

I'm remarried to my first husband...I can't believe he can't think about anything but s*x.

[@greenapple9477]

How did you forget what made you break up in the first place?

[@monkeynumbernine]

@@greenapple9477 hahaha hahaha hahaha 😂

[@monkeynumbernine]

@@greenapple9477 also, we divorced 29 years ago 😬

[@ggjude]

For the first story that's forced marriage not arranged

[@noka79]

R/ these are all lies

[@thelittleredhairedgirlfrom6527]

r/nothingeverhappens

[@AdizabethTorres]

I'm Godzilla

[@oldwoman5942]

A church has a gym?

[@michaelowino228]

HI

[@sophiaelizabethrivoslomka]

HII 5th :))

[@leoaceves2652]

Third lol