Wedding Vows Of The Girl Who Bullied You In High School

[@Kstew2]

It's like the bad valedictorian speech. "We did it. We're here."

[@thejbo777]

“Through ups and downs” if by ups she means when he actually makes her orgasm and downs she means when he beats her up

[@delphinidin]

YES EXACTLY OMG

[@monikachr.2580]

Sounds like the beginning or end of a speech made by someone who kind of cares, but doesn't really give a fuck at the same time. Is that accurate...?

[@thejbo777]

@@monikachr.2580 true lol, they just wanted to sound “professional”

[@22OrangeGirl]

@@monikachr.2580 oh my, that’s so me on my current job as a teacher 🤣

[@aeiou_ena]

Todæy, we are here, in front of our friænds and fæmily..... and god

[@javeria8922]

Gaad*

[@Humptygotadumpy]

Rosie Johnson Gaud*

[@cryingthrowingup4256]

and gahd

[@izzyb_ella_m5362]

Rosie Johnson and ghoad

[@kirbysthiccthighs]

ghaoud*

[@Cellinator]

When my wife and I were writing our vows, we were both thinking of this video and trying really hard not to sound anything like it

[@irenelala]

How is your marriage going?

[@Cellinator]

@@irenelala So far so good!

[@S0NAL_]

@@Cellinator Happy Anniversary!

[@stefanydavla]

Share your vows! We want to see how they turned out lol

[@mauramcferran2612]

😂😂

[@nebula318]

That marriage lasted 7 months and three of those months were them waiting for the divorce papers

[@lilacfantasy4]

Literally that's what happened to the girl who bullied me in high school...

[@supergirlysofia3054]

@@lilacfantasy4 wait for real?

[@Ryan-pg1tw]

@@lilacfantasy4 maybe you should express yourself more respectful

[@frostyskeletons8950]

Or they stay together but it’s really obvious they’re both miserable. She becomes WASP mom

[@juri7507]

@@Ryan-pg1tw wdym they literally bullied them u expect them to go "oh dear, thats what happened to the amazing wonderful lovely immortal beautiful insanely perfect queen who bullied me in highschool 🥰🥰❤️❤️🤩😍 xoxo"

[@hazymindstate]

Their engagement photo is the two of them standing in a random field with a heavy brown gradient filter

[@piperfournier5477]

On point

[@R2TheM]

Wearing flannel and jeans

[@rinisafool]

BYE MY PARENTS HAVE A WEDDINGG PHOTO EXACTLY LIKE THIS

[@brianmidkiff5408]

Taken by the girl’s friend from High School who “started a photography business” which is actually just nice photos at bad angles with bad lighting

[@R2TheM]

@@brianmidkiff5408 and filters! All the filters with the sun in the background.. much photography!

[@milleniam]

"A year and a half ago. Tiddie." I HOWLED

[@pinacoladaofficial]

NOT TIDDIE😂😂😂😂

[@milleniam]

​@@pinacoladaofficial- tiddie.

[@radioactive_baby]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@YesYouAreAbsolutelyCorrect]

Sem!😂

[@rachelmcdonough1506]

The painfully scripted nature and pauses for laughter are so on point.

[@ellarymischel6369]

Her comedic timing tho

[@marianad.s.2829]

@@ellarymischel6369 i think it's more like purposefully uncomidic timing

[@dsfgasdgqweq3456t534]

I literally watched this happen almost line for line at a wedding last summer

[@Unknown-lg5dn]

@@dsfgasdgqweq3456t534 were people laughing or was there just silence?

[@dsfgasdgqweq3456t534]

@@Unknown-lg5dn almost all silence, forced laughs from the front

[@codyxvasco592]

0:27 When she says lows she makes eye contact with a girl he cheated on her with.

[@MrSoopSA]

The attitude she has over it makes it sound like she won some kind of wonderful contest for Jay-sun too lol

[@monowaraghani4048]

You just know that Jay-Sun is cheating on her again with the other girl two years after their first child is born. I'm guessing a little girl named Cassidy or Miranda.

[@nkk_23]

@@monowaraghani4048 NOT CASSIDY PLEASE LMAOO

[@discoshark7767]

@@monowaraghani4048 my names Miranda- 😭

[@morgaaaaaa]

@@discoshark7767 no your name is Disco Shark xoxo

[@BrendanMcGinley]

I have worked 150 weddings, and the speech is so ridiculously true I'm shaking.

[@_nicholette]

"that the guy, taking my order, at outback steakhouse, would one day be my husband. i🐐would've🐐never🐐believed🐐 yue🐐"

[@kimisea]

Ewe*

[@Bee-fu9uz]

iëyöù

[@isla7644]

believejyue

[@thirstyhoe8904]

PLS💀

[@TheHirosa]

@@kimisea E-Y-E? Thats ewe.

[@newnickfb]

I worked for a wedding photographer for 2.5 years, and after about 6 months of hearing this exact speech from literally every bride, I just started leaving the room for the ceremony. This is fucking spot on.

[@MrSoopSA]

I can’t imagine, dude. That has to be grating.

[@jwhippet8313]

Man. You need to film a public service announcement for why everyone should just recite the traditional vows.

[@jshepard152]

Did that experience make you want to find a girlfriend and commit to tending to her emotional health for the next six decades?

[@julias.395]

how can u leave the ceremony if you are supposed to be photographing it🤣

[@uvuvwevwevweossaswithglasses]

Lmfao I'm ded just reading the comments

[@petekrumb4936]

As someone who works catering at weddings this is scarily accurate

[@kuuverse]

Ngl for some time I was planning getting a future job like that just so I could test the accuracy of these kind of videos for myself

[@missaniebananie6473]

"Jey-SUN" I cringed and thought the worst was over.

[@missaniebananie6473]

@Lauren Mars awe that is so cute ❤ give her lots of pets for me!

[@ABirdOnTheMoon]

She gets me from the first word 😂😂

[@naomibarnes44]

Jey-SUN Derulo?

[@missaniebananie6473]

@@naomibarnes44 omg 😂

[@candiedcockroaches]

I heard “Cheese-It”

[@filmlinds]

AnD tHaTs A lOt

[@emilybarclay8831]

Marrying less than two years after knowing eachother ✅ Brings up relationship issues in the wedding ✅ Emphasis on the ‘lows’ parts of ‘highs and lows’ ✅ Looks to the crowd for validation for her terrible jokes ✅ Stop being so good at acting this is inhumanly, creepyily accurate lol

[@corvinredacted]

It was the brief flickers between topics where she goes just a little bit blank that really made it real for me. Like she had a super manufactured reaction prepared for each item, but no genuine underlying emotion. Just an uncomfortable reset before delivering her next pearl to the audience.

[@angelatritini5677]

It’s giving bro blink twice if you’re hostage 💀

[@emilybarclay8831]

@@angelatritini5677 I get the feeling she’s the one holding him hostage. She comes across as the sort of girl who’d fake a pregnancy to get a ring and then fake a miscarriage once the papers are signed 💀

[@angelatritini5677]

@@emilybarclay8831 that’s why I said bro and not girl or something like that

[@norijean3279]

And everytime she bullied you she kept looking at her friends for approval just like she does here.

[@cloudhazard2860]

LMAO bro girl bullies used to be worst than the boy bullies 😂😭

[@Mr.Slinky]

@@cloudhazard2860 still are*

[@cloudhazard2860]

@Larry Arthauer yea, that’s where the blackmail sets in. I’d honestly prefer male bullies because girls get all psychological when they’re bullying you. some of the shit they say stays longer than bruises

[@cloudhazard2860]

@Larry Arthauer Jesus, that’s fucking rough man. I’m sorry about what she did to you. At least we’re past it to the point where you know you were being manipulated instead of you *being* manipulated.

[@unknowninvisible2519]

I lost one of my then closest friend to another girl, I cried a lot about it but after a while I make new friends and am happy with the friends that I have. She's like a normal person I know from the past, those two girls are close friends and I'm happy for them now. I'm glad that I've moves on from it or else I would have been hella hurt

[@Ren-cw7iv]

the way she looks out at the crowd after saying something "funny" is making me cringe so bad,, stop being so good at acting please

[@hawkeyepierce8886]

"and that's a LOT" 👀

[@daith_izumi]

I want to see her in a movie or tv show

[@kelly7699]

@Miguelle Landry is a perfect 10 are you serious

[@lauradonofrioart]

Yes, looking for recognition from her friends, it makes me want to throw something at her. Caitlin is so good an actress my mind believes she's really that popular hot idiot who never read a book in her life.

[@themanfothejob3960]

@@kelly7699 do u remember what they said lol

[@giieko6361]

The forced smiles and the constant glances at the crowd for validation are on point.

[@danshi0]

My body is physically rejecting this video like it's a foreign object that made its way under my skin

[@Samira-sb3lv]

I know right!

[@dryb3301]

Ikr? I couldn't watch it till the end. Literally

[@itsBenzie]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@planktonofbikinibottom]

...this phenomenon, is called cringing.

[@Misstressofdons]

This is the second video of hers. I watched the wasp/Karen in a... Urban outfitters? It was so aggressively white I couldn't finish it. Its a real testament to her skills

[@lofisynthetic]

As a former wedding photographer this is impressively realistic, and I’m even pretty sure I’ve even heard these exact wedding vows a couple times before

[@TheCimbrianBull]

You must have gotten secondhand cringe from this!

[@ladistar]

Holy shit really lol

[@jordanriver722]

Basic white girl vows

[@robspear03]

@@jordanriver722 What are other ethnicities vows supposed to sound like? Please elaborate.

[@jordanriver722]

@@robspear03 passionate, genuine, meaningful, sacrificial, how and why you truly love your partner, etc. Vows ought to be about your vulnerability to your partner in covenant and promise. Not just a vague summary of meeting at the Olive Garden, and that you promise to do the dishes.

[@LovelyLady1111]

Just the casual diss of his job as a server at Outback lmfao 🤣

[@mattk3645]

I like how she even bullies her husband too. Very accurate.

[@MastaGambit]

sounds like my brother's wife ' '

[@letgo99]

@@MastaGambit please tell him to get out. PLEASE

[@maura_the_rose]

He probably bullies her back 😅

[@sbarron20]

@@maura_the_rose they’re perfect for each other.

[@maura_the_rose]

@@sbarron20 honestly. . .creating little monsters who bully the other kids

[@just-trying-my-best-everyday]

Broke: Today. Woke: Tehday.

[@dinhvo276]

Bespoke: Tiddy

[@wetsocks8378]

even more bespoke: ✨𝓉𝒾𝒹𝒹𝓎✨

[@just-trying-my-best-everyday]

Y'all are hilarious.

[@jtl-en4yx]

Teehdaeie

[@Bea-xl9rb]

She’ll probably buy a house and put inspirational quotes on the walls and have two kids named Fisher and McKayleagh

[@aircastles1013]

And have a giant framed photo of the wedding in the most prominent position on the wall.

[@jtl-en4yx]

@@aircastles1013 And "Happiest is she who finds joy in her home" in huge letters in the kitchen

[@jtl-en4yx]

This is so on point!

[@aircastles1013]

@@jtl-en4yx 🤮

[@jtl-en4yx]

@@aircastles1013 Exactly!

[@Wee-Snaw]

Her husband likes football, BBQ, beer, works in construction, hangs out with the guys to complain about his his annoying wife, thinks his racist jokes are hilarious, and together with their minivan, they'll have 4 wild undisciplined children and the most basic western cookie-cutter post-modern life in the valley ever.

[@franz3810]

and they live in the suburbs

[@whateverlolawants]

Wow, he moved up from Outback.

[@Wee-Snaw]

@@franz3810 They ALWAYS live in the suburbs. Middle-upper class neighborhood for sure. The husband drives a $50,000 pick-up truck.

[@franz3810]

@@Wee-Snaw omg like in American movies haha

[@Wee-Snaw]

@@franz3810 Movies? Oh honey, that's literally real everyday life in small towns in USA lol. Unfortunately..

[@sunlightfire5925]

This is so viscerally accurate I may vomit. Bravo ma'am.

[@helenagutierrez284]

I love this lady because of how much i can get to actually hate all of her characters. She's amazing!

[@Qui-Gon-John]

This is true

[@k.de.3838]

1😅😅😅😅😅

[@izzyb_ella_m5362]

Helena Gutierrez lol! Funny but true

[@reidbuecs8264]

what does being bullied in high school have to do with this ?

[@GreenPonderingFrog]

Whispers as I lean to the person next to me* “This is a load of barnacles.”

[@eldritchbidoof]

and the 80 year old grandpa replies "Hogwash."

[@_thk]

Te-dey Edit: lookitas, we've made it

[@professorquinsonsnib]

in front of our friends and family, and gAd

[@AK-cq6px]

tiddy

[@iamwhoknocks1417]

I forgot the sparkles✨✨

[@Sara-hj7en]

I’m DYING😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@alicesewnsew2413]

Every time she said this I creased 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@billnyesmassivethighs3847]

she also shops at old navy, has a farm themed kitchen and a ocean themed bathroom, and her house is full of hobby lobby signs.

[@meme2363]

Don’t forget the “live.laugh.love” word “art”.

[@pujaharikumar]

This was literally my uncles house I'm screaming

[@JosephFlores-yn4yi]

What is wrong with an ocean themed bathroom? Or is it just part of the stereotype?

[@RocKnight11]

HEY! I have a farm themed kitchen and a ocean themed bathroom!!! But no Hobby Lobby signs... I'm not THAT tacky.

[@purexhoney]

@@JosephFlores-yn4yi right? ocean themed bathrooms always make me so comfortable to use them.

[@xxyzl]

The freakishly high whiney voice is so so accurate. Guess every school has that one girl/ girl group

[@TPRM1]

Yes, and they’re all bridesmaids.

[@ORGANPARTY]

They hate each other even before the wedding and stay together for their daughter named Haleigh

[@TheCimbrianBull]

When Haleigh is old enough she will legally change her name to Haley.

[@katiee4396]

Nah her name is Brekynnleigh

[@DoubleADwarf]

Heighdhlieygh*

[@malman1080]

Bebemekeeleh

[@angelina22ist]

Or Skylar.

[@Umbra16]

“A year and a half ago today” fucking killed me.

[@silviamontagna7443]

I was literally looking for this comment 😂

[@shresthamohapatra3491]

Couldn't understand

[@calliopeshif7581]

@@silviamontagna7443 You were literally looking for a comment that repeated one of the lines from the video? Some internet commenters are silly lol

[@silviamontagna7443]

@@calliopeshif7581just checking if other people were killed by this line ;)

[@calliopeshif7581]

@@silviamontagna7443 haha ahh okay gotcha, think I get it Not tryna hate, just curious about how other people think lol

[@jerryodonovan8624]

This woman proves that You Tube can occasionally platform exceptional talent and ability. She needs a TV show immediately, if not sooner!

[@LittleMissMia123]

two things: the “lows” she’s referring to are when jay-sun cheated on her, and the reason they’re getting married so soon after a year is because he proposed as an apology for when she caught him cheating to “prove” that he loved her. either they’ll get divorced in 6 months OR they’ll stay together to keep up appearances but he will inevitably cheat on her again while she’s pregnant with their first child

[@alissa5375]

writing this down for a new sims gameplay

[@dantejackson8670]

There is so much lore here, where is this coming from?

[@dlobelow760]

Ayyyyyeeeee You need to talk?

[@dlobelow760]

This sounds a bit specific

[@LittleMissMia123]

@@dlobelow760 i grew up in a very small white town 💀💀💀

[@goodzillo]

The combination of the way the character is clearly performing for her wedding audience and the complete and utter silence of the room you’re in is gonna kill me

[@nav4860]

Likes check

[@marymclaughlin3558]

I don’t like your profile pic

[@astolat2262]

@@marymclaughlin3558 I do

[@audreymontoya622]

Her looking back at the crowd for reassurance is the perfect touch

[@kipjustice]

god the way she says "look at us. we have made it." is like. the Exact way people read things aloud in church lmao

[@maeve4747]

I know, like??! What did you make?

[@elenanicola1649]

or the valedictorian making their speech

[@eva_unit_01]

Completely devoid of emotion

[@pumpkincat4594]

Their wedding photos will be that thing where the groom and his groomsmen are standing several feet away from the bride and holding a sign that says “I got married on a Friday because Saturdays are for the boys”

[@apkyda]

😂😂😂😂

[@lizzlebizzle5003]

Nailed it!

[@omnacky]

And the groom is hiding a sign that says "help"

[@TheMiniJunkie]

Absolutely nails the "reading a badly written speech" voice and inflection!

[@kiwikiwi2483]

This is SNL worthy content. Like holy cow how are you not famous right now

[@emilypurcell6019]

Yass,her and Trey Kennedy are funnier than the whole cast of SNL

[@kiwikiwi2483]

Emily Purcell Exactly

[@keithryan5924]

Cause she actually has talent

[@soulkiss1013]

she's quite famous în titok

[@Witty_Jackson]

@Poo Smell I was about to say the same

[@chambo9212]

The voice was like nails on a chalkboard in my soul and it made me feel like I’d never feel happiness again. Spot on.

[@rollingwithmoore]

right? I feel so sorry for my guy

[@moxiemaxie3543]

Its why I hate talking. My voice has a similar pitch. Also Marzia, Pewdie Pie/Felix's wife voice is most high pitch helium voice ive heard in my life and its hilarious when Felix's mimics her

[@joelle4226]

@@moxiemaxie3543 even if your voice is high I think as long as you don’t talk like in the video it’s fine. My voice is high too and most people say it’s cute

[@Xxxxyxfüvwhföwä]

It's the combination of sound and tone. And the tone is what makes it terrible💀 So don't worry bestie you're good😗✌🏿

[@tojoinbobdylan]

Her impressions are in the same vibe category of David Lynch's films and all art related to that deep rotting unsettling thing running underneath shiny comfortable appearances, I'm actually terrified and in awe. I love it

[@Wee-Snaw]

They're the type of couple that will have a joint Facebook account and their profile pic will be a photoshoot picture of them in their boring pastel colored Easter clothes, and their timeline cover will be some "live laugh love" type of nonsense.

[@cpagerun]

Their account name will be Heather N Jason but it'll just be her posting.

[@Wee-Snaw]

@@cpagerun And she always replies for him when his friends or family reaches out and types like this: "Sorry, Jason can't make it to the BBQ Sunday night. I'm taking my wife out to dinner -Heather"

[@Xycron]

You are the most intimidatingly funny person I've ever seen. It's such an in your face deep memory type of funny

[@redherringg]

I love this description. So on point.

[@optimisticprime5711]

For a second there I thought you were continuing the vows

[@tuwuesday]

"Æ̴n̴D̷ ̷t̵H̷à̷T̸'̵s̶ ̷A ̸l̷Ô̷t̸" followed by that incredibly awkward silence yeeted me into a social anxiety attack 💀

[@jujufeirrieo2836]

I feel like she has a rustic farmhouse themed house, a room for her husband known as the mancave, 3 kids that are obnoxious with unrestricted internet access, and either a "live laugh love" sign or a "no fussin no cussin no backtalkin" sign in her house.

[@Dargonhuman]

She def has both signs, over the TV in the living room and one somewhere in the dining room.

[@RobinClower]

And several pieces of decor that say something to the effect of "All you need is love - and a bottle of wine" or "Wine, it's cheaper than therapy"

[@FakingANerve]

She doesn't have _a_ "Live Laugh Love" sign... she has 13.

[@theexploraholic]

@@FakingANerve she probably has it tattooed somewhere too

[@kerri-lynndunne9942]

She also had several china cabinets with fine dishes that are never used and a lot of "priceless" decor that she yells at her kids to watch out and be careful when they inevitably fight or run around the house

[@Ap1hw]

I wasn’t even bullied but at this moment i feel like I was bullied by this individual

[@orboobleck5366]

I know, right?

[@EternityUnknown]

What do you mean you weren't bullied? How is that possible? Did you homeschool or sumthin?

[@Ap1hw]

@@EternityUnknown none of your business :3

[@EternityUnknown]

@@Ap1hw I kept righting comments to bully you then decided against it. ;,(

[@Ap1hw]

@@EternityUnknown awww so sweet

[@JoseMorales-lw5nt]

Here's to the Queen of portraying passive-aggressive behavior!

[@lix5444]

*"I would have 🐴NEIGHHHHHver believed you"*

[@sairamnarendrababu6107]

underrated comment

[@MelchVagquest]

Sounds like she just reused her Graduation Speech when she said, "We made it."

[@uhohspaghettios2391]

Ironically, I listened to this and thought, "This sounds like [girl who bullied me in high school]'s speech from our graduation, lol." 😂

[@MelchVagquest]

@@uhohspaghettios2391 Perfect!

[@sawyerharris3721]

It’s because she did. She peaked in high school so she continues using throwbacks to her ~glory days~ lol.

[@제이린-p9c]

The lip movements are so horrifyingly accurate

[@graciejan]

the tongue curl at the end has me *ROLLING*

[@Tiffany__B]

you're the funniest person on earth

[@chromer05]

I would concur

[@-7_]

agreed

[@Tiffany__B]

@First Name Last Name calm down, no need to be rude

[@irisheyesofbelfast]

@First Name Last Name YOU are f****** LAME............

[@placildawilliams3355]

True

[@leipzigprincess]

I love how she keeps looking back at the “audience,” checking to make sure they’re interested in what she’s saying. So realistic!

[@jtl-en4yx]

She is looking at the groom's friend's wife/gf who he wishes he was marrying.

[@LoganAllec]

Every time I watch this I instinctively come up with different scenarios of whom she's looking off at the side to e.g. 0:28 the marginally more attractive girl he cheated with, 0:45 his mother, etc.

[@vgc6943]

The girl he cheated with being the bride's best friend aka. Entourage

[@sennnia]

Honestly, in my head she's Amy, WASP mom's daughter. So shes looking at her mom being like, "you didn't actually believe I'd marry the server from Applebee's. Well, mom, you don't know everything after all._

[@Diana-cd8ox]

The girl.

[@beeaggro2593]

@@sennnia I thought that was canon

[@adventureswithaurora]

@@sennnia*Outback Steakhouse

[@Ole_Rasmussen]

This woman knows how to play every type of person that makes me feel very tired.

[@bbcakez]

😂😂❤

[@siriusnst]

Actually, when I see Caitlyn’s videos come up in my suggestions, I have to brace myself. That’s how good she is. She may have typecasted herself though.

[@fezmel]

WASP mom

[@wishingwell_333]

i love how it's like vaguely threatening the audience with "AND THAT'S A LOT 😐"

[@COMDRLZ]

Crying at how much she LOVED the eagles losing joke lmaoooooo

[@thejbo777]

Is she from New England?

[@engelstraene3]

Everything about this is just so hilarious I'm in awe. Like the way this moment of talking about how deep your love for the other person is being so scripted, the awkward pauses for laughter after the jokes, the casual classism, the fact that they didn't even know each other one and a half years ago and are getting married now, "before our friends and family and God", the intense energy of this sort of unhealthy relationship where the partners don't even seem to like each other all that much, "tedeah"... I say this without any exaggeration, but this is a masterpiece.

[@johnhodgdon2434]

I enjoy her constant looking to the crowd, like this is about her performance and praise and nothing else.

[@DavidRPitt]

I've been on youtube since '07, and I've never seen comedy as razor-sharp as this.

[@blastoid37]

The only other person I can think of off the top of my head would be gus johnson

[@pennywar4677]

It’s funny cause it’s true

[@bbcakez]

❤

[@purplepixiesherry]

I'm attracted yet starting to get anxiety watching her "skits"

[@MarshallArtz007]

@@purplepixiesherry : She’s almost _too_ good at what she does.

[@paytonmoore6778]

the girl who bullied her in high school: 👁👄👁

[@Merjia]

The voice, the inflection, it’s perfect 😆

[@DarkPrince784]

I have never been to the wedding of a woman who was a mean girl in high school but I still feel like this is incredibly accurate.

[@Extinctanimals22]

It’s usually cause they are marrying one of your relatives.

[@angi216]

@@Extinctanimals22 *one of their own relatives. WVU mean girls don't mess around

[@ariellelyons]

me: *just got done watching the “i’m not like other girls” video where she talks in a normal voice* caitlin: *high-pitched voice* jAi-cEn

[@amerevoid]

THIS FUCKING SENT ME😭😭🤣🤣🤣😂😂

[@TheCimbrianBull]

Jay-Sun!

[@rachels6808]

“Tiddeh.”😂 it’s both funny and aggravating to hear.

[@arcshuttle]

_Ah yes, every white girl's dream guy..._ ✨ J ✨ A ✨ Y ✨ S ✨ U ✨ N ✨

[@marcelldavis4809]

That's racist. Simple check: does it feel racist if you replace white with black? Then it is.

[@arcshuttle]

@@marcelldavis4809 Oh shoot, sorry! Didn't think my comment was gonna get taken seriously. For clarification, I was joking about the "white girl" stereotype that was shown in this video, not Caucasian ethnicity. I made this comment with no racist intend whatsoever and if you think it was a racist statement to make, then that's your opinion.

[@marcelldavis4809]

@@arcshuttle To be honest, I think a similar statement about black people wouldn't be racist either, as long as everything is in good humour. Sensitivities are different though. The whole racism thing has been blown up way beyond proportion. Jokes and tropes aren't racist IMHO. Real racism is about hatred and exclusion, extending it to things like this just waters down it meaning, like those crazy people who say that all whites are racist (which ironically makes THEM racist). I just think the same standards should be applied to everyone and everything.

[@sseraphim2818]

@@marcelldavis4809 So, there's a real racism and a fake racism now? How interesting.

[@joelle4226]

@@marcelldavis4809 this is not racism

[@MacaldaReye]

The cadences in your voice are incredibly spot-on it’s scary

[@gruzinkerbelleabethabelle7996]

I feel like every time she makes a joke and looks out at the audience, everyone would just kind of look at her like 😬👍 “haeh ha.”

[@Harlequin52]

Nah, she would still have her group of vicious cackling demons enthralled to laugh gutturally in hysterics at the slightest hair toss.

[@gruzinkerbelleabethabelle7996]

@@Harlequin52 lmao 😭

[@soyjoyy]

@@Harlequin52 Omg true. And these people have the loudest and the most obnoxious, migraine-causing, ear-curling laugh imaginable.

[@xxthepaintdragonxx3857]

I had no idea she was even telling jokes in the first place. 😅

[@emilygoforth2193]

“i WoUlD hAvE nEvEr BelIveD iT” God she’s so good

[@Ikimasho_official]

....soo I just rewatched this for the lulz and realized, "even when it's the Superbowl and the Eagles lose" hits different in 2022.

[@brandywineblogger1411]

I LOVE it! And she's not even from Philly!

[@TheBlueEyedOriginal]

The way she said “Gad” is the icing on the cake

[@bendingriver7101]

The completely emotionless, borderline deadpan reading of generic vows is sooooo on point

[@sbsnate2312]

Boi this woman is talented! All the expressions are on point even with the clear exaggerations.

[@btyt152]

They’re gonna be in a loveless marriage in like 7 weeks 4 days 8 hours 37 minutes and 43 seconds after this

[@bitcoinzoomer9994]

Most marriages are loveless, just deal with it

[@az6604]

@@bitcoinzoomer9994 mmm, not really. Maybe its a US thing, but where I live, I've seen several uncles and aunts of mine, be in such close, loving marriages where you can see their love for each other super strong, like its not the cliche bullshit, but the caring true love type thing. they're like an awesome team. Maybe since American people tend to switch partners kinda fast, you can get bored? irdk why its like this for so many people, man.

[@kestrels-in-the-sky]

@@az6604 I think in America it’s a lot more of a you must get married thing and in Europe it’s a more be freinds with your partner you don’t have to be in a relationship etc.

[@tender0828]

@@az6604 I'm from Asia and I see this too in my friends even. Not always sunshine but they're happy with each other you can tell easily

[@bitcoinzoomer9994]

@@az6604 The issue with American marriage is that at the first sight of trouble, the couple simply divorces. A marriage is supposed to grow strong with more time and difficulties faced, but this never happens in the west. Any time a marriage is no longer convenient, the culture and system encourages people to just leave.

[@nickbb6185]

top ten videos to memorize and quote to all your friends then die laughing

[@abbygrace7840]

Yesss😂

[@milasyt]

It physically hurts how accurate this is

[@clairecobb5264]

I've listened to you say the name Jason like 10 times and can't stop laughing

[@maryannemakes]

Claire Cobb me too 😆

[@mikerodstrom]

Jee-sæhn

[@ABirdOnTheMoon]

I know! She gets it really well .. it’s cringe but I can’t not like it. I am confused 😂

[@myricn]

The way she looks back at the « audience » is so accurate

[@wweeks]

Do you like >> to put symbols

[@humanwithaplaylist]

Your characters are too real fam. They invoke such a visceral reaction in me wtf 😭

[@b-six-twelve]

But beyond how excruciating the wedding is, can we think about how boring the relationship must be on a day to day basis

[@TheCimbrianBull]

Imagine if they had to be responsible parents as well.

[@theexploraholic]

Well, yeah, his name’s Jason

[@commiecomrade2644]

She looks and sounds like she withholds sex as a weapon. Then probably wonders why Jaysun gawks at every girl passing by. Makes me glad I married a nice woman who would rather die than act like this.

[@richelleeasley6492]

I'm commenting in hopes she will continue acting out this saga. I follow her on TT too

[@danielzak4405]

​@@commiecomrade2644 I think the point of the sketch is that her boyfriend is a POS.

[@daflotsam]

Caitlin gets every single movement and expression finely tuned, and performed fluidly. She’s the actor who you almost don’t notice on the screen as her because her role execution is so authentic.

[@bbcakez]

Fr

[@LilMissMetalhead]

The way she said “To-Day” just sent shivers down my spine!

[@nelsonstewart5999]

This is filling me with some sort of Lovecraftian misery.

[@thehornswogglehumdinger9612]

I’d rather be offered as a blood sacrifice to Cthulhu than to suffer through the wedding

[@mysticjen379]

Kafkaesque…

[@scottbrown7071]

I am living (dying?) for these comments. 😂 🐙 🩸

[@JohanHerrenberg]

Brilliant comment!

[@Sabrina-dm8po]

“We’ve gone through ups and downs, highs... and Lowe’s™️”

[@gyptax]

The pointy tongue while she creepily laughs at the end is my favorite part. 😂

[@kagitsune]

The bully series is so meta. They feel so long, just like when you're forced to listen to someone who you kind of hate but still have in your life.

[@lumixir7800]

Jason just standing there ready to divorce her: 🧍‍♂️

[@ilusilver]

Hahahaha I wasn't sure what was his name!!! "Jee-Shang" LOL

[@subparsenpai]

“Jyaesuhn” im cringing. Such wonderful acting. I hate it, amazing job!!! 😭😭😭😭

[@artofdylan2356]

You just know they get divorce a year later

[@citrus7745]

then after they divorce she joins an MLM

[@BunnyEars357]

@@citrus7745 She starts selling Mary Kay

[@marchsteiger]

love the pain in her eyes after she says "and that's a lot"

[@SupremeVerdict]

You capture the essence of the people you describe so well. I know so many people like this x.x

[@strokemyskull6023]

When she curls her tongue out at the end I laughed so hard😭 this it too accurate I can tell u from experience, people like this do exist💀😩

[@RasheedKhan-bm8fm]

Wow, that's the ONE part of the video I was expecting was definitely only in the video, rip

[@jshepard152]

They receive at least three "Live, Laugh, Love" signs on imitation barn wood.

[@Samahra01]

"And the eagles lose"....tongue out cute face looking at the guests for approval!!!! Youre amazing!!!!! Wicked talented...thanks for making me laugh and binge on your channel...

[@OsmSkylandersCheats]

The dead silence after she makes a joke really adds something

[@misslyntheena]

0:45 when she’s already done with him and his habits before they even got married

[@AS-fu1kd]

She's wayyyy too good at playing a "bitch". I love it 🖤

[@poopoopants7904]

ugh the accuracy of the 😜 when she was “holding back” her laughter

[@ZandorfToastMan]

the fact that every time she pauses she looks more and more like she wants to kill someone is so terrifying yet so funny.