Wee Goose - Belfast Mentality (Official Music Video)

[@WeeGoose]

The full Belfast Mentality mixtape is now available on Spotify and all other streaming platforms!

[@acogsupercute]

gnarly

[@giginewt]

Yesss

[@ghbsrd2249]

I love this version more

[@daimo_4750]

Aye sure ask yer ma. Thanks, will check it out. 👍

[@daimo_4750]

@@ghbsrd2249 aye did ye aye

[@roonster1324]

Shame this ain’t on Spotify

[@aimeefegan2996]

Roonster it is

[@Dylan_555]

Callum Johns it is on SoundCloud

[@roonster1324]

Callum Johns yea but I don’t wanna get Sound cloud for one song

[@lily-rosemcmullan312]

Its isss

[@finnconnery6160]

Lily-rose Mcmullan what do you look up

[@cjmorgan2068]

*LYRICS* Intro] Well, what's happenin? This here wee rap song goes out to everyone from Belfast and the general area surrounding Belfast such as.. Antrim and Ballymena (And Maghaberry as well, Maghaberry!) Aye, all of you's, the whole lotta you's Keep 'er fuckin' lit [Verse 1] Got lifted last night outside Lavery's (Did ye?) One more offence and it's off to Maghaberry (Ballix) Only thing I wanted was to do a bit'a dancin' The bouncer knocked me back for wearing a Helly Hanson?! (Wha?!) Sure you know what they say: God loves a chancer Fuckin' let me in, I won't take no for an answer The bouncer was ragin' and started a fight The cops pulled up, so I ran like shite! (Run like shite!) I went on the run, but I only got as far as Newry I had to appear before a judge and a jury The cops were at my door, askin' my Ma' questions (We're here about your son, he's been done for possession) "He's not my son, what're you on about?" My Ma' said nothing 'cause she wasn't a tout (Fair play) My wee brother has a tag on his ankle He tried to do a robbery up on the Shankill He burst through the door, wavin' a knife "His head's lit fuckin' run for your life!" They didn't give him time 'cause he's only a minor (Powerful) He didn't want the cash, just a barrack of cider The peelers had to chase him, but he couldn't care less He bolted up the street and put his Nikes to the test Only way they caught him is he ran out of breath They gave him a beatin' and put him under arrest Some bird came up to me, she looked really great She goes, "Oh my god, will you meet my mate?" See to be honest, the wee bird was stinkin' Still stuck the lips on her without even thinkin' I'm still with her today, I might make her my wife Cause my ma' always said that a dog is for life She's ragin' at me, I was only takin' the piss I said somethin' to 'er that sounded like this: "Here you wee tramp, lend us a tenner I'll say what I want, regardless of gender" She took it the wrong way, I didn't mean to offend 'er I'm on the fifth day of a three day bender (Keep 'er lit) See our Mark, he's the best at fades Me and him embark on some escapades Kicked out of school didn't have the best of grades But now we're on top, so I rest my case I haven't got a job, do I need one? Please Sure my Da's been out of work since the RA done his knees It wasn't his fault, they thought he was a dealer "We'll put one in yer head if you rat to the peelers" Now he lives the dream and his life is class He gets paid for nothin' sure he's rollin' in cash Full rate DLA's more than your annual salary Now that's what I call a Belfast mentality Fuck sake mate (Wha'?) sure Belfast is wank Geordie Best was an alco', the Titanic got sank The only thing we're known for is shootings and violence I'm up every night to the sound of the sirens [Interlude] Here, give us a fag Give us a fuckin' fag (I.. I.. I'm sorry mate, I don't smoke) Wha'? You don't fuckin' smoke? What are you fuckin' gay or something? (Listen, I'm really sorry mate, I just, I don't want any trouble alright?) Well then you better give me a fuckin' fag now, or I'll fuckin' kill you, 'right? (Listen mate, I.. I don't have any fags but I can give you my money, I have loads of money, here.. Take all my money) I don't want your fuckin' money, I want your fags alright? [Verse 2] I drove down to the bar, I parked up my car I went in for an hour and drank a bottle of Powers Some fella' slabbered, he was tryna' act hard He ran home like a coward full of bruises and scars I thought it was over, but next thing you know His brother rings me up, and here's how he goes: "You, you wee cunt no one touches my bros Soon as I get you I'm breaking your nose" Alright, calm down mate, chill I'll have you a fair dig up on top of Cave Hill Of course I turned up, I'm hardly a lapper Ever since my school days I've been known for a scrapper I got a taxi up, I spared no expense Gave the driver a score and said, "Keep the 50 pence" The lads are tellin' me to keep a tight defence Enough talkin' lads let the fighting commence "I want a good clean fight, no headbutts or tackles" He looks like a fruit but here he digs like the jackal I got beat in the scrap, but you can't win them all What was meant to be a fight turned into a brawl It came to a stoppage (Stop, stop!) I was shattered I felt like a sausage that's how bad I was battered The cops show up lookin' me, arrive on the scene My coat pockets are filled with 5 ounces of green The PSNI are like my arch nemesis As soon as they arrive I have to split from the premises Outro] Aye dead on The songs over alright Away home to yer ma' Fuck ye (What's an arch nemesis?) Shoutout to the wee tramp that stole my phone on the Dublin Road in his Linfield tracksuit I know it was like 5 years ago but I'm lookin' you still mate Yer not safe I'm down on the Dublin Road every night of the week for 5 years lookin' you so I can knock your cunt in I'll find you, yer fuckin' dead mate I'll find you and I'll murder you I'll stab you in the face I'll stab you again, in the neck, and then another two times.. 💞🥰

[@ayszhang]

Thank you

[@gracekc07]

My America can friends r gonna need this when I force them to listen to this

[@TheOriginalEwan]

Got the slang in there, too. Legend.👌

[@jxstastreamer2364]

As a human from Northern Ireland I have to say that I'm proud of this guy for tying to make it big because this country isn't noticed that much

[@cilliandoyle1638]

Thats because youse are just English

[@tiernancregan1924]

@@cilliandoyle1638 wisht there inbred

[@mcivor321]

There's a very good reason for that, and this video proves it

[@LouisMenotti]

​@@cilliandoyle1638wtf...

[@BernieGreene-wh3og]

@@cilliandoyle1638I diagnose you with stupid

[@chekzceoyz4691]

Who else do be vibing to this in quarantine

[@mikedrown2721]

I am....I play this all the time. Hello from New York State USA

[@anaellomba7848]

"Shoutout to the wee tramp who stole me phone on the Dublin road with his linfield tracksuit" 😂"ye better be scared I'm down there every night" 😂😂 I'm dead

[@evosagan2877]

Fer 5 yearzs ye wee kant

[@ryannnutb1233]

Ano he hasn't done shit to me

[@zombiefied7628]

i wonder what would happen if you went on the dublin road in a linfield tracksuit

[@edwardbritton946]

you smell like cheese

[@user-ej3jy6eg6h]

'Sure ma da's been out of work since the RA done his knees' Oof

[@professorharold9204]

Its ‘IRA’

[@isaacneeson7974]

The IRA is usually shortened to "the RA" hence the colloquial term "uppa ra"

[@banboosy]

probably a yank tosser who hasn't a clue what he's on about haha

[@danielogrady8587]

Mup the RAH

[@ofbsj7584]

Up the RA

[@9093qwerty]

This is actually a really well written song, regardless of the topic, and it's pure true hahah

[@jamiepower4905]

If your here 4 years later because you randomly remembered how good this is respect 💪 still bangs

[@bobbybobby2464]

Belfast mentality 2, make it happen

[@maulventurion4501]

Im afraid they might have summed it all up in one song already

[@josephrooney28]

@@maulventurion4501 maybe belfast mentality about the police riots

[@misterchief3338]

Bobby Bobby The Belfast Mentality Trilogy

[@jameskerr2851]

It could just have easily have been Glasgow mentality reminds me of home😂

[@theenormousgeek9112]

I am so proud being a part of this nation

[@brettrussell6715]

The Enormous Geek who isnt

[@marioluigi3079]

Ur gay

[@GG-we5zy]

@@marioluigi3079 fight me ye wanker?

[@bradhurst6834]

I'm really not

[@benales272]

@@marioluigi3079 shush ye fruit

[@mappledumplings]

Simultaneously the worst and best thing I've ever seen 😂😂

[@NegativeAccelerate]

mappledumplings I’d have to agree

[@hackerbob6295]

mappledumplings fuck up

[@mappledumplings]

hacker bob scrap me

[@mappledumplings]

hacker bob aye says the Bai with 2 subscribers

[@anna-tl4ut]

Same

[@aodhanmonaghan2923]

Aw jesus what an anthem

[@SavingPrivateBob]

"I felt like a sausage, that's how badly I was battered." Hilarious. Genius even. A master of eloquence and poetry this. Proud to be living in this city with such fine artists as yerself.

[@edwardmulholland7912]

Love this! I emigrated from Belfast 25 years old and it’s good to know that Belfast is still Belfast lol

[@mr.steal-your-memes1761]

Can we make this the national anthem?

[@meabhmcneill8459]

TheToxicPoptart YASSSSSS

[@jessycac6311]

Omg I would love that yas mate

[@charliefloral1561]

This or I woke up in limavady 😂

[@MissGenocidalAmy]

TheToxicPoptart yesss just yes lol

[@videogamenerd55official58]

Yass

[@tomhulme1176]

5th day of a 3 day bender 😂😂😂

[@oakthepunk]

Best line of all

[@arronraineyvidsss5442]

❤️❤️

[@mumyourmum1705]

what’s a 3 day bender

[@danpeters5154]

@@mumyourmum1705 it means doing drugs and drink for 3 days in a row lol.

[@ciaranjames2193]

If Northern Ireland was independent that would be r logic

[@Ellie-db9qj]

Why has KZbin only pushed this to me now jfc 😂

[@spudzer0]

I'm from Republic but Northern Irish accents are whopper😂

[@Adam-fx2qp]

Clear off lad

[@justinirwin881]

@@Adam-fx2qp beautiful

[@Adam-fx2qp]

@@justinirwin881 u know it son

[@gwakgwakdoublehandcombo3005]

Yea me too south or north

[@spudzer0]

@@gwakgwakdoublehandcombo3005 yup the boys

[@lilahdog568]

Everybody gangsta till the IRA grabs cousin maury off the street for being an alleged informant

[@alexajones2331]

😂😂😂👍🏼👍🏼

[@aoifelarkin2646]

😂😂😂

[@philipholmes8516]

Fuck sake sir 🤣🤣🤣

[@finty4975]

Bruh

[@ZeplynOfficial]

My wee brother has a tag on his ankle he tried ty rob a shop up on the shankill The best line ever.

[@NegativeAccelerate]

“What’s an arch nemesis” 😂😂😂😂 Idk why I find that to be the funniest part of this song (4:45)

[@Xplrhuntings]

Belfast yeooo still listening to this song 4years later

[@susancarlisle]

"I felt like a sausage, that's how bad I was battered" Omg 😂😂😂😂

[@zoegibb9282]

I’m on the 5th day of a 3 day bender 😂😂

[@TititoDeBologay]

I feel so attacked right now. I'm not even Belfast born. Fair play to you guys, you are about that life Belfast style. #Keep her lit.

[@johncreighton9353]

Keep it up fellas feckin brilliant Loads ideas for yas but feck brilliant on yer own

[@St99785]

BRANLEUR

[@andybrown223]

Excellent video well put together!👍👏just another day in the Belfast Bronx!

[@Lolfire]

Serious "West Belfast rap" vibes. Thought this was gonna be cringy, ended up being class.

[@kevingallagher9181]

Shush west Belfast is the best

[@alastairward2774]

West Belfast vibes, but the fight takes place in Lagan Meadows...

[@martinmccafferty007]

Brilliant, came across this last year and it always puts a smile on my face. Absolutely fantastic, good man, people love it. Marty

[@helpfulhandgrenade1472]

3:57 why does his brother look 7ft tall?

[@Some_Editz]

Well you never know mate he could be there's people all sorts of heights here in northern ireland

[@johnishorts5476]

That's not natural

[@mrmitchell78]

They’ll never play this on Downtown.

[@Mac-j9i]

mrmitchell78 ino sad day for the parish

[@getterbucked6495]

Fuck Downtown mate it's all about Cool FM

[@starry99]

Good on ye, I’d listen to downtown any day over coolfm

[@lineismyname]

@@getterbucked6495 fucking Q radio

[@zackmeaney2800]

line lol them we vertigo Scrounging wankers 😂

[@PapiMahoney]

Dead on. This is what we call verisimilitude, a picture of working class Belfast like no other.

[@n5gravy772]

Intro] Well, what's happenin? This here wee rap song goes out to everyone from Belfast and the general area surrounding Belfast such as.. Antrim and Ballymena (And Maghaberry as well, Maghaberry!) Aye, all of you's, the whole lotta you's Keep 'er fuckin' lit [Verse 1] Got lifted last night outside Lavery's (Did ye?) One more offence and it's off to Maghaberry (Ballix) Only thing I wanted was to do a bit'a dancin' The bouncer knocked me back for wearing a Helly Hanson?! (Wha?!) Sure you know what they say: God loves a chancer Fuckin' let me in, I won't take no for an answer The bouncer was ragin' and started a fight The cops pulled up, so I ran like shite! (Run like shite!) I went on the run, but I only got as far as Newry I had to appear before a judge and a jury The cops were at my door, askin' my Ma' questions (We're here about your son, he's been done for possession) "He's not my son, what're you on about?" My Ma' said nothing 'cause she wasn't a tout (Fair play) My wee brother has a tag on his ankle He tried to do a robbery up on the Shankill He burst through the door, wavin' a knife "His head's lit fuckin' run for your life!" They didn't give him time 'cause he's only a minor (Powerful) He didn't want the cash, just a barrack of cider The peelers had to chase him, but he couldn't care less He bolted up the street and put his Nikes to the test Only way they caught him is he ran out of breath They gave him a beatin' and put him under arrest Some bird came up to me, she looked really great She goes, "Oh my god, will you meet my mate?" See to be honest, the wee bird was stinkin' Still stuck the lips on her without even thinkin' I'm still with her today, I might make her my wife Cause my ma' always said that a dog is for life She's ragin' at me, I was only takin' the piss I said somethin' to 'er that sounded like this: "Here you wee tramp, lend us a tenner I'll say what I want, regardless of gender" She took it the wrong way, I didn't mean to offend 'er I'm on the fifth day of a three day bender (Keep 'er lit) See our Mark, he's the best at fades Me and him embark on some escapades Kicked out of school didn't have the best of grades But now we're on top, so I rest my case I haven't got a job, do I need one? Please Sure my Da's been out of work since the RA done his knees It wasn't his fault, they thought he was a dealer "We'll put one in yer head if you rat to the peelers" Now he lives the dream and his life is class He gets paid for nothin' sure he's rollin' in cash Full rate DLA's more than your annual salary Now that's what I call a Belfast mentality Fuck sake mate (Wha'?) sure Belfast is wank Geordie Best was an alco', the Titanic got sank The only thing we're known for is shootings and violence I'm up every night to the sound of the sirens [Interlude] Here, give us a fag Give us a fuckin' fag (I.. I.. I'm sorry mate, I don't smoke) Wha'? You don't fuckin' smoke? What are you fuckin' gay or something? (Listen, I'm really sorry mate, I just, I don't want any trouble alright?) Well then you better give me a fuckin' fag now, or I'll fuckin' kill you, 'right? (Listen mate, I.. I don't have any fags but I can give you my money, I have loads of money, here.. Take all my money) I don't want your fuckin' money, I want your fags alright? [Verse 2] I drove down to the bar, I parked up my car I went in for an hour and drank a bottle of Powers Some fella' slabbered, he was tryna' act hard He ran home like a coward full of bruises and scars I thought it was over, but next thing you know His brother rings me up, and here's how he goes: "You, you wee cunt no one touches my bros Soon as I get you I'm breaking your nose" Alright, calm down mate, chill I'll have you a fair dig up on top of Cave Hill Of course I turned up, I'm hardly a lapper Ever since my school days I've been known for a scrapper I got a taxi up, I spared no expense Gave the driver a score and said, "Keep the 50 pence" The lads are tellin' me to keep a tight defence Enough talkin' lads let the fighting commence "I want a good clean fight, no headbutts or tackles" He looks like a fruit but here he digs like the jackal I got beat in the scrap, but you can't win them all What was meant to be a fight turned into a brawl It came to a stoppage (Stop, stop!) I was shattered I felt like a sausage that's how bad I was battered The cops show up lookin' me, arrive on the scene My coat pockets are filled with 5 ounces of green The PSNI are like my arch nemesis As soon as they arrive I have to split from the premises [Outro] Aye dead on The songs over alright Away home to yer ma' Fuck ye (What's an arch nemesis?) Shoutout to the wee tramp that stole my phone on the Dublin Road in his Linfield tracksuit I know it was like 5 years ago but I'm lookin' you still mate Yer not safe I'm down on the Dublin Road every night of the week for 5 years lookin' you so I can knock your cunt in I'll find you, yer fuckin' dead mate I'll find you and I'll murder you I'll stab you in the face I'll stab you again, in the neck, and then another two times..

[@dantevidruh7463]

Best rap song I've heard in years fkn amazing got this downloaded for in the van at work outstanding lyrics if your ever up in Scotland look us up and we can have a jam session

[@omardude39]

"The PSNI are like my arch-nemesis, as soon as they arrive I have to split from the premises" SIR that was GOLD 😂😂😂😂

[@StayBeautifulFilms]

Here thats pure class so it is.

[@aidzy5643]

StayBeautifulFilms1 “ so it is “ at the end of any sentence just makes everything sound 100 percent more Belfast scumbag... so it does

[@Coolcol44]

A. Mackle ....spot on...I agree with yah...."so I do"

[@thefarrells9568]

ATM STFU u badterd

[@samuelm1373]

@@lauramullan5953 ikr what ni person actually types so it is after something

[@Charlie_Gyle]

@@aidzy5643 so it does

[@meow-qz1zu]

Lyrics: Well, what's happenin? This here wee rap song goes out to everyone from Belfast and the general area surrounding Belfast such as.. Antrim and Ballymena (And Maghaberry as well, Maghaberry!) Aye, all of you's, the whole lotta you's Keep 'er fuckin' lit [Verse 1] Got lifted last night outside Lavery's (Did ye?) One more offence and it's off to Maghaberry (Ballix) Only thing I wanted was to do a bit'a dancin' The bouncer knocked me back for wearing a Helly Hanson?! (Wha?!) Sure you know what they say: God loves a chancer Fuckin' let me in, I won't take no for an answer The bouncer was ragin' and started a fight The cops pulled up, so I ran like shite! (Run like shite!) I went on the run, but I only got as far as Newry I had to appear before a judge and a jury The cops were at my door, askin' my Ma' questions (We're here about your son, he's been done for possession) "He's not my son, what're you on about?" My Ma' said nothing 'cause she wasn't a tout (Fair play) My wee brother has a tag on his ankle He tried to do a robbery up on the Shankill He burst through the door, wavin' a knife "His head's lit fuckin' run for your life!" They didn't give him time 'cause he's only a minor (Powerful) He didn't want the cash, just a barrack of cider The peelers had to chase him, but he couldn't care less He bolted up the street and put his Nikes to the test Only way they caught him is he ran out of breath They gave him a beatin' and put him under arrest Some bird came up to me, she looked really great She goes, "Oh my god, will you meet my mate?" See to be honest, the wee bird was stinkin' Still stuck the lips on her without even thinkin' I'm still with her today, I might make her my wife Cause my ma' always said that a dog is for life She's ragin' at me, I was only takin' the piss I said somethin' to 'er that sounded like this: "Here you wee tramp, lend us a tenner I'll say what I want, regardless of gender" She took it the wrong way, I didn't mean to offend 'er I'm on the fifth day of a three day bender (Keep 'er lit) See our Mark, he's the best at fades Me and him embark on some escapades Kicked out of school didn't have the best of grades But now we're on top, so I rest my case I haven't got a job, do I need one? Please Sure my Da's been out of work since the RA done his knees It wasn't his fault, they thought he was a dealer "We'll put one in yer head if you rat to the peelers" Now he lives the dream and his life is class He gets paid for nothin' sure he's rollin' in cash Full rate DLA's more than your annual salary Now that's what I call a Belfast mentality Fuck sake mate (Wha'?) sure Belfast is wank Geordie Best was an alco', the Titanic got sank The only thing we're known for is shootings and violence I'm up every night to the sound of the sirens Interlude] Here, give us a fag Give us a fuckin' fag (I.. I.. I'm sorry mate, I don't smoke) Wha'? You don't fuckin' smoke? What are you fuckin' gay or something? (Listen, I'm really sorry mate, I just, I don't want any trouble alright?) Well then you better give me a fuckin' fag now, or I'll fuckin' kill you, 'right? (Listen mate, I.. I don't have any fags but I can give you my money, I have loads of money, here.. Take all my money) I don't want your fuckin' money, I want your fags alright? [Verse 2] I drove down to the bar, I parked up my car I went in for an hour and drank a bottle of Powers Some fella' slabbered, he was tryna' act hard He ran home like a coward full of bruises and scars I thought it was over, but next thing you know His brother rings me up, and here's how he goes: "You, you wee cunt no one touches my bros Soon as I get you I'm breaking your nose" Alright, calm down mate, chill I'll have you a fair dig up on top of Cave Hill Of course I turned up, I'm hardly a lapper Ever since my school days I've been known for a scrapper I got a taxi up, I spared no expense Gave the driver a score and said, "Keep the 50 pence" The lads are tellin' me to keep a tight defence Enough talkin' lads let the fighting commence "I want a good clean fight, no headbutts or tackles" He looks like a fruit but here he digs like the jackal I got beat in the scrap, but you can't win them all What was meant to be a fight turned into a brawl It came to a stoppage (Stop, stop!) I was shattered I felt like a sausage that's how bad I was battered The cops show up lookin' me, arrive on the scene My coat pockets are filled with 5 ounces of green The PSNI are like my arch nemesis As soon as they arrive I have to split from the premises [Outro] Aye dead on The songs over alright Away home to yer ma' Fuck ye (What's an arch nemesis?) Shoutout to the wee tramp that stole my phone on the Dublin Road in his Linfield tracksuit I know it was like 5 years ago but I'm lookin' you still mate Yer not safe I'm down on the Dublin Road every night of the week for 5 years lookin' you so I can knock your cunt in I'll find you, yer fuckin' dead mate I'll find you and I'll murder you I'll stab you in the face I'll stab you again, in the neck, and then another two times..

[@barbm1001]

As an American these comments are just as hard to understand as some of the lyrics. I ♥️ it...😎🔥🔥🔥

[@adamender9092]

Welcome to Ireland

[@joshyp2314]

@@adamender9092 Northern Ireland*

[@sloughlin721]

@@joshyp2314 same thing

[@seaghdhking9122]

@@joshyp2314 Ireland ya 🤡 fuck aff to England if your British

[@walesdoesntsuck6635]

@@seaghdhking9122 Who's language are you speaking fenian?

[@the_sketchy_1459]

This is absolutely amazing,well done lads!! I'm on my third day of a 5 day bender!!

[@maniac3697]

I just can't seem to stop listening to this

[@lewistx6688]

Amazing! Seeing someone from northern Ireland trying to make it big. Hope you do well mucker

[@monty3046]

Liam Neeson?

[@thealpacainthecornerr1575]

ICrazy Eclipse i know its usually southern irish its good see northern Ireland

[@lewistx6688]

Alpaca art art oh yee

[@lauramullan5953]

Cheers

[@exotic8434]

George best the titanic Liam neeson

[@illumin8555]

This is the best fucking video on KZbin. Awesome work lads

[@AdamCouser]

This was brilliant mate 😂 I’m a KZbinr from up in Bangor, hope you’re doing well, keep up the videos mate!

[@weemuffin8825]

No

[@kexuzza-41]

Still the best in 2021

[@chloemcmullan8285]

@@summerdani9940 ppl 122

[@TheUtanium]

aye im a youtuber from belfast, good to see or people from here doin youtube

[@mrmckenzie5602]

Cafe cod

[@billygiles4960]

00:35 tiktokers entered the chat

[@lorainemurray8285]

But the ni mates are legends

[@1apse_273]

I found this whilst watching IRM TV, now I'm debating what's better.

[@evanmcshannock]

"The DLA is worth more than a years salary" es got me like what a funny guy KHL dude

[@WindKnight60]

This is so spot on its unreal

[@gray7761]

Omg this is perfect best song ever we were on a school trip my friend was playing this on a bus

[@grubstakes]

Wee goose, I love this. This should be number 1😘xxx

[@jessmac8962]

I'm from Antrim and this song is da best YEOOO

[@ibrarali9369]

I'm from Belfast and this is fucking brilliant !!!

[@darahennelly]

This is gold man. Love the video

[@lukedoyle7802]

Deserves more views absolute quality

[@baileyagnew4631]

Over 2 years later new phone. Just found this true song once again

[@colinmcfarland9997]

Holy shit this is some of the funniest shit ive heard in ages the lyrics are amazing... The end part about the phone on the dublin road had me in tears like.and the what do you mean you dont smoke are you gay...my mates say that all the time. Top notch belfast humor

[@A-W1669]

Born in Belfast, raised in craigavon..... uppa Bucky

[@sophiaisthebestperson9272]

“Keep her lit”🤣”I’ll have you a fair dig up on cave hill 🤣🤣” I’m gonna die😂😂😂😂😂

[@callumireland5915]

This is honestly amazing

[@TheEjectorSeat]

I’m from Scotland and love this

[@jameskneale6260]

Love how he rhymes thinking with thinking and it really works😂

[@noellemurphy05]

Jst can never take Belfast seriously with their accent sham 😂

[@nickmaguire1890]

Ya want a scrap lmao

[@noellemurphy05]

@@nickmaguire1890 fight me laaddd

[@s.ybikelife7291]

"i might make her my wife cos my ma always said a dog is for life." class 😂

[@andrewmoffett9042]

that one killed me lmfao

[@josephrooney28]

He tried to do a robbery. Up on the Shankill. XD

[@Mac-j9i]

A guy from Belfast WOW

[@oliver6028]

Lucky, it was the police that caught him, not the gents with wooley faces.

[@spliffg8184]

@@oliver6028 ahahahhah gowan ye mucker

[@jkejmc1249]

Joseph Rooney try rob the kfc on the shankill

[@jkejmc1249]

Blue Croissant2 I live on the wall border

[@DaveWraptastic]

I'm going to Belfast in a week and I feel like this is mandatory to all tourists

[@strawberrymilk4978]

I'm from Lisburn, a few miles away from belfast, and I LOVE Belfast

[@SeanDelaney-lt5dp]

I'm 53 years old and discovered the amazing sound of kneecap only 3 months ago. They are a generational Irish talent, they are smashing the music industry worldwide, whilst doing so with their own native language and a self confidence which makes me proud to be Irish in such a dark time for me seeing my country being destroyed through massive corruption from the cartel government and our own gardai headed by the corrupt former head of the loyalist PSNI police force. Thanks kneecap for the light in a dark time in being Irish. Roll on vicar Street in October when I get to see your amazing talent up close and personal❤

[@theearthguy1814]

I laugh at people who think the psni is loyalist. Actually use some brains for once

[@hollcrossing]

why’s this not on Spotify

[@benwilson4637]

I used to go to that warehouse every Friday, it used to be called T13, not sure if it's still open now

[@gyalsnextman4725]

I visited Ireland and lowkey kinda fell in love with the people there

[@shauna1363]

Joe mama which part of Ireland

[@AbsoluteAbsurd]

Yea but avoid Wicklow and Louth, (the only parts of Ireland i’ve lived in) Basically everyone here is a fucking fool

[@conorkelly8746]

αвѕolυтe αвѕυrd maybe you’re the fool

[@gyalsnextman4725]

Shauna.Sh bangor

[@AbsoluteAbsurd]

Ronan kelly Im one of them

[@bigreeuwu5316]

Proper great this is 👊👊👊 Just another day at belfast

[@amyfegan9963]

I live in Ireland and close to Belfast and it’s so true

[@aimeefegan9507]

I live in Newcastle and this is so true. I love this so much 😂😂😂😂

[@kayladootson8079]

No one: Tiktok: hippty hoppity this is now my property

[@reece2123]

😂😂😂

[@weekndenjoyer]

Usain Bolt MSP very original joke, very funny.

[@liarhodes4697]

phahahah

[@Some_Editz]

This is all they fucking do steal songs from everywhere the fuckers them don't trust it

[@your_man_ghoul5418]

It is all other ni tiktok

[@mranonymous2642]

He hit the nail on the head there like didn’t he, sometimes I think Northern Ireland is a social experiment, how do we make the most divisive place we can?

[@nathansmyth2602]

Deserves millions of views

[@kurtissmith2006]

The ending had me in stitches👌🏻😂😂

[@bibypbh8219]

Well, what's happenin? This here wee rap song goes out to everyone from Belfast and the general area surrounding Belfast such as.. Antrim and Ballymena (And Maghaberry as well, Maghaberry!) Aye, all of you's, the whole lotta you's Keep 'er fuckin' lit [Verse 1] Got lifted last night outside Lavery's (Did ye?) One more offence and it's off to Maghaberry (Ballix) Only thing I wanted was to do a bit'a dancin' The bouncer knocked me back for wearing a Helly Hanson?! (Wha?!) Sure you know what they say: God loves a chancer Fuckin' let me in, I won't take no for an answer The bouncer was ragin' and started a fight The cops pulled up, so I ran like shite! (Run like shite!) I went on the run, but I only got as far as Newry I had to appear before a judge and a jury The cops were at my door, askin' my Ma' questions (We're here about your son, he's been done for possession) "He's not my son, what're you on about?" My Ma' said nothing 'cause she wasn't a tout (Fair play) My wee brother has a tag on his ankle He tried to do a robbery up on the Shankill He burst through the door, wavin' a knife "His head's lit fuckin' run for your life!" They didn't give him time 'cause he's only a minor (Powerful) He didn't want the cash, just a barrack of cider The peelers had to chase him, but he couldn't care less He bolted up the street and put his Nikes to the test Only way they caught him is he ran out of breath They gave him a beatin' and put him under arrest Some bird came up to me, she looked really great She goes, "Oh my god, will you meet my mate?" See to be honest, the wee bird was stinkin' Still stuck the lips on her without even thinkin' I'm still with her today, I might make her my wife Cause my ma' always said that a dog is for life She's ragin' at me, I was only takin' the piss I said somethin' to 'er that sounded like this: "Here you wee tramp, lend us a tenner I'll say what I want, regardless of gender" She took it the wrong way, I didn't mean to offend 'er I'm on the fifth day of a three day bender (Keep 'er lit) See our Mark, he's the best at fades Me and him embark on some escapades Kicked out of school didn't have the best of grades But now we're on top, so I rest my case I haven't got a job, do I need one? Please Sure my Da's been out of work since the RA done his knees It wasn't his fault, they thought he was a dealer "We'll put one in yer head if you rat to the peelers" Now he lives the dream and his life is class He gets paid for nothin' sure he's rollin' in cash Full rate DLA's more than your annual salary Now that's what I call a Belfast mentality Fuck sake mate (Wha'?) sure Belfast is wank Geordie Best was an alco', the Titanic got sank The only thing we're known for is shootings and violence I'm up every night to the sound of the sirens Here, give us a fag Give us a fuckin' fag (I.. I.. I'm sorry mate, I don't smoke) Wha'? You don't fuckin' smoke? What are you fuckin' gay or something? (Listen, I'm really sorry mate, I just, I don't want any trouble alright?) Well then you better give me a fuckin' fag now, or I'll fuckin' kill you, 'right? (Listen mate, I.. I don't have any fags but I can give you my money, I have loads of money, here.. Take all my money) I don't want your fuckin' money, I want your fags alright? [Verse 2] I drove down to the bar, I parked up my car I went in for an hour and drank a bottle of Powers Some fella' slabbered, he was tryna' act hard He ran home like a coward full of bruises and scars I thought it was over, but next thing you know His brother rings me up, and here's how he goes: "You, you wee cunt no one touches my bros Soon as I get you I'm breaking your nose" Alright, calm down mate, chill I'll have you a fair dig up on top of Cave Hill Of course I turned up, I'm hardly a lapper Ever since my school days I've been known for a scrapper I got a taxi up, I spared no expense Gave the driver a score and said, "Keep the 50 pence" The lads are tellin' me to keep a tight defence Enough talkin' lads let the fighting commence "I want a good clean fight, no headbutts or tackles" He looks like a fruit but here he digs like the jackal I got beat in the scrap, but you can't win them all What was meant to be a fight turned into a brawl It came to a stoppage (Stop, stop!) I was shattered I felt like a sausage that's how bad I was battered The cops show up lookin' me, arrive on the scene My coat pockets are filled with 5 ounces of green The PSNI are like my arch nemesis As soon as they arrive I have to split from the premises [Outro] Aye dead on The songs over alright Away home to yer ma' Fuck ye (What's an arch nemesis?) Shoutout to the wee tramp that stole my phone on the Dublin Road in his Linfield tracksuit I know it was like 5 years ago but I'm lookin' you still mate Yer not safe I'm down on the Dublin Road every night of the week for 5 years lookin' you so I can knock your cunt in I'll find you, yer fuckin' dead mate I'll find you and I'll murder you I'll stab you in the face I'll stab you again, in the neck, and then another two times..

[@christinamw2009]

Love this song!

[@ScpDrRisha]

I'm British and I absolutely adore the Irish accent.

[@soyavocado]

Northern irish mate

[@ScpDrRisha]

Oh okay thanks ​@@soyavocado

[@Irishman0855]

@@soyavocadosame thing mate

[@dougieadamsmith6501]

Keep up the gd work wee goose more please

[@MegzGMissMeganne]

I don’t know if I should’ve been proud when ballymena was mentioned 😂

[@Irishandream1]

Aye keep her lit 😂😂😂

[@ayylmaotv]

ANDREA MARLEY lol

[@WhiskeyAndBama]

Yeooo, what's happening XD

[@blizzrtex7936]

I'm From Belfast

[@cialimboyle9256]

Yeeeooooo up ra

[@bpg4563]

Bro this song is lit 🔥 🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@conorjamesR]

I'm from Belfast this is brilliant

[@Allen.J]

Hands down the funniest video I’ve ever watched😂😂😂

[@robyntumelty457]

Who’s here in quarantine 😗

[@chloeeo7978]

Me 😂😂🤣

[@mohammadali8814]

I am here before quarantime I am coming from 2015 What happend with you guys in 2020 ? What is quarantime

[@Hazy18]

I was telling my mate in America about how bad our accents are here especially the Belfast accent and sent her this and she says she likes it 😂

[@wolfharthiphop]

Highly entertaining, top notch lyricism. Respect and kudos to you.

[@danielmichalski1839]

expecting a typical rap song nd then this chap puts ou this fkin legend loved it!!

[@mmbeats4713]

I'm from Belfast myself this is class

[@flameclan2594]

What’s the craic all ye Shankill boys yeoooooooo

[@jack-gj6bp]

Lookin pretty cool in ur profile pic jude

[@bigmanchungie8685]

Well ba wtc 🤙🏼

[@gavinanthony5311]

Ah I love Ireland. I’ve only ever seen stuff from dublin like versatile or ink but now we got stuff from the north. Hell yeah

[@bethanyyh.x4788]

I love that the back round is Eminem - my name is, legit dying on the floor AHAHAH

[@eastridingbusspotter]

Im making it out Yorkshire with this one

[@chronicmusho020debis7]

Some man 😂😂 class stuff bro

[@CMD_IE]

our accents are not designed for rappin imo but fuck me man this is class

[@TheOriginalEwan]

You will probably never understand a single thing in this song unless you’re from the north.

[@coconutmarctheman1840]

I understand everything born and raised in Antrim northern Ireland and I know the lad mark who was doing his hair

[@cosmosisrose]

I don't understand half of it and I'm from NI lmao

[@shruk4]

Im Finnish and I read the lyrics and get most of it though obviously there are references I dont get. Cool song, "Belfast is wank, Georgie Best was Alco the titanic got sank" The song makes me want to go to Belfast lol

[@Coolcol44]

Lolol.... living in Leicester 31 years now but that takes me back home instantly.👍👍 That vid was "dead on that was" 😁😁

[@tommytwobrews]

Coolcol44 uve been away for too long u sound like a fruit

[@tommytwobrews]

Coolcol44 jesus christ mate youve gotta be able to do better than that fuck sake. Mum insults is the best youve got?

[@stephenmcc05]

You actually do sound bent. Just fk up

[@dcog2882]

“So it was “

[@stephenmcc05]

@@thefarrells9568 You play fortnite fk up u fruit

[@aishaleigh6693]

i guess this came up on my youtube coz i live in belfast! i bet you thats someone in my family knows one of yous

[@Oceloteater]

I've left home for a year and this is really refreshing :D