Weekend Update: A Woman Who Insists She's Not Mad - SNL

A Woman Who Insists She's Not Mad stops by Weekend Update to discuss Mother's Day gifts.
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[@bcs1793]

Bill Hader is the king of oddly specific impersonations. Heidi is the queen of somewhat abstract people that you have 100% met in real life

[@KiloMintoni-kg4kn]

Dead on .

[@a.e.jabbour5003]

Oh, I have TOTALLY met this character in RL. More than once! :)

[@thespacealienssmogandgrog4283]

@@a.e.jabbour5003 If you've ever had a girlfriend, you've met this character.

[@Tarantulisimo]

Cecily was amazing at that too

[@mongdc]

The laundry folding is so accurate 😂😂

[@andrewvanatta1569]

A couple years ago I drove my wife back home from the airport following her month-long work trip. She was mad at me. As soon as we got home, she got even madder, because I'd cleaned the house and scrubbed the floors and she couldn't be mad at me for not cleaning in her absence. Her solution was to start moving furniture just to find dirt that she could clean up. Good times.

[@mongdc]

@@andrewvanatta1569 May I ask why was she mad? I find therapeutic to clean when I’m mad with my husband but I didn’t know it was common hahaha.😂

[@rinazm8856]

As someone with a passive-aggressive mother...I need to call my therapist now.

[@awsumO93]

my MIL is THE MOST passive aggressive person I've ever met. This skit hits hard lol

[@jim-se5xc]

She's terrific.

[@princellasmith7562]

She is so good at playing passive aggressive characters! 😂

[@Rafaleo]

Bah, all Americans are.

[@squibbelsmcjohnson]

Is that a character though 😂

[@Ze_Moose]

Relatable because we all know someone like this😒

[@dtschuor459]

Seriously, this is excellent…I almost got scared sitting here laughing in my car with my grown son.

[@samuelfraley8737]

Personally thought the comedy would have been more effective if she played it more subtly.

[@michaelhamilton1523]

“I’m gonna go.” Goes into a full body roll.

[@idkidk8278]

Her body movement acting was my favorite part lol! Snl just posted a short of this and I had to come back to watch her fake stand up and leave

[@c016smith52]

crushing it, she's awesome

[@janefitch4254]

We gotta stall somehow so you have time to convince us to stay 😂

[@raysharp1204]

The way she can make that little catch in her voice like she's determined not to cry just slays me.

[@bluesquare23]

As an email admin you have no idea how happy I am to hear a mailer daemon joke.

[@audiofile8311]

We all have our daemons

[@KBear44]

Her “leaving” her seat 😂

[@reidflemingworldstoughestm1394]

yes! 💀

[@MilesToGoGo]

I related a little too much to that one oops 😂

[@mojo500100]

Heidi Gardner is one of the best parts of SNL

[@sveerdlov1917]

As the show slides into obscurity...

[@squibbelsmcjohnson]

Most of the good people over the last 10-20 year's left and good ones haven't exactly been replaced

[@danielc1978]

@@squibbelsmcjohnson over the last 44 years....

[@Souledex]

@@sveerdlov1917with you?

[@Souledex]

@@squibbelsmcjohnsonand people said that for the last 44 years, it goes up and down

[@plat2716]

The irony of her gaslighting him about her being angry and that "10 signs your man is gaslighting you" is perfect.

[@Herky505]

The spinning sunglasses are a nice touch.

[@TideasOfficial]

think that was on accident haha

[@SmoothRiker]

Oof, the aggressive laundry folding brings me right back to my childhood lol

[@Salsa_Shark]

Brings me back to last week…

[@RobMacKendrick]

Aggressive Laundry Folding needs to be a mixed martial arts competition category. (Or is that too violent?)

[@IanNewYashaTheFinalAct]

@@RobMacKendrickDana White would never sanction aggressive laundry folding. Too much of a liability to pressed fabric

[@michaeldunkel1582]

I had the same childhood. Sometimes I'll get really edgy when my wife is cleaning and not realize it. The second time I ask her if she's alright she stops and says "Yes. I'm fine. I'm not your mother, I'm not mad, I'm cleaning!"

[@exoticalBecky_Miami]

I clean when I'm mad... It's not that I am aggressively folding the laundry... It's not folding the laundry at all because your insides are exploding and just going through the motions ... The instinct clean while you are going to turn into the next planetary origin event... you're not even folding it 😂... But for whatever reason the instinct is "must clean!"

[@systemBuilder]

The physicality of the skit is off the charts awesome!

[@RobeLifeMusic]

Heidi's outfit is 🔥

[@rhesreeves5339]

🔥🔥🔥

[@smokejc]

@AbraJammin it's not okay to be you

[@d.lafollette]

@@smokejc No biggie. It's just a 2hr old account created to hide behind just for this comment section. It's almost noble if you think about it (and can get past the coward part).

[@Nohandleentered]

She looked a bit chubby in the tummy area. Time to hit the gym I think

[@TokyoAfterlife]

She’s so hot

[@gezblair]

Heidi deserves a film.

[@opposedhealer1826]

When she started aggressively folding laundry, I-… How many times have I done that? xD

[@sarahwithanhyouheathen3210]

My mom is a pro at that 😅

[@wardenm]

She's not mad... She's DISAPPOINTED. 😂

[@wardenm]

@AbraJammin Nah, Collin is what we call "prissy". 😆

[@jornbuster6094]

No. She said she is good 0:23 .

[@d.lafollette]

@AbraJammin Whoaaa! Check out the b@lls on this one!! So impressive! Creating a KZbin account to hide behind 2 hours ago just to make a goofy "trans" joke -clever on so many levels. ¡Bravissimo!

[@erich6860]

@AbraJammin Poor Abra, cannot tell she's a woman because you obviously cannot see her shoes. We all know that Tucker and conservatives cannot identify a woman without seeing the proper stiletto's and sexy dress.

[@keithb6717]

She’s disappointed...and thus she joins the unfortunate people who watched it.

[@gweebara]

That dress 👗 looks amazing... Her character is super fun too..

[@empressofawesome7099]

Yes! I am in love with that dress OMG.

[@CeeJay591]

Heidi Gardner crushed this - CRUSHED - excellent work, real talent.

[@nicholasgarrick8855]

" Mailer - daemon" was a great punchkine what a throwback haha

[@truhhhhhhhokIII3]

True i was not expecting that so it made me laugh way too hard, but im sure a lot of people dont even remember that (or does that still happen??)

[@ObamaFromKenya]

@@truhhhhhhhokIII3it does on Yahoo 🤭

[@oonwing]

❤❤❤❤❤❤

[@RamSamudrala]

@@truhhhhhhhokIII3 Still happens, and it's pronounced Demon, not Daman. (But spelt Daemon of course.)

[@ObamaFromKenya]

@@RamSamudrala yahoo mail (anyone remember Yahoo mail) still uses “daemon mailer” 😬😬

[@amelia_airhead272]

Why is this literally my mom when she’s mad 😂

[@DeniseUsesLogic]

I’m sorry 😂😂😂

[@bryantharris5914]

Because it's every woman when she's mad.

[@lockingdiff]

The aggressive laundry folding...that's THE sign, fellas.

[@anniestacie]

2:06 roflmao. Whoever wrote this nailed it, especially the part about gaslighting. Top notch, SNL coming back strong.

[@JoJoTheOtter]

She’s the freaking best. One of the funniest people ever.

[@KernowekTim]

Heidi is a supremely gifted lady. Her part portrayals are always top-drawer. Heidi is a legend, in my op. Bless her heart.

[@cleverusername9369]

As someone from the South, ending a highly complimentary comment with "bless her heart" undermines the compliments. "Bless your heart" is Southern for "fuck you"

[@RobMacKendrick]

@@cleverusername9369 Didn't used to be. It's one of those things that got used ironically to the point that it got turned upside down.

[@bishop56]

The way the sunglasses kept spinning on the table after she tossed them

[@solitaire8585]

Yep, that’s my wife…. And she was glaring the whole damn time that skit was going on, and I was laughing my ass off.

[@verslalchimie5824]

OMG Heidi played this role so well I almost filed divorce papers against her

[@ClifftonCrowder-yt2gt]

The "I'm gonna go" dance 😂😂😂😂

[@vandal280]

Favorite part

[@idkidk8278]

Fave part two lol

[@idkidk8278]

Too

[@bigjsquare1988]

This reminds me of Girl You Wouldn't Want to Start a Conversation With. Both great characters!

[@paulbrown2422]

Yes, great comparison/reference!!

[@chexfan2000]

Ahaha I love Heidi’s characters so much

[@korayem]

The way her voice deteriorates over time is top notch!

[@bigjsquare1988]

Michael's, "I don't know you," was great.

[@danielgo3898]

Yeah, but her “Also, hi Che!” was so accurate it almost triggered ptsd. 😂 So accurate - smh -🤦🏻‍♂️😂🤦🏻‍♂️. Have me like, “Yo, man, you’re obviously not ok and I really don’t wanna get dragged into whatever y’all got going on over there.” Lol

[@bigjsquare1988]

@danielgo3898 exactly! He wanted no parts of that lol.

[@andrewdiamond2697]

2:16 That moment when you hit pause, leave the room, and come back to the hottest still of Heidi Gardner ever.

[@GGDeAthey]

2:13

[@switchmuso]

Heidi Gardner's physical comedy at 2:00 is Chaplin-level...

[@user-om5ot7ui6g]

Heidi literally cannot do bad, she's always nailing her weekend update bits.

[@idmann17]

Unless Beavis and Butthead aren't around, she's good...

[@calebgees]

She’s the opposite of Chloe, who cannot make anything funny

[@danielgo3898]

I know, right?!? All of her weekend update characters are amazing!

[@ginafuller1654]

Not the folding laundry, too real 😂

[@eprimeify2090]

I expected her to switch up to “Colin….. I’m takin’ my kids to my sisters”

[@stuartomahony5364]

I love Heidi she's dead on with angry lady that claims not angry 😂

[@JMartin-rv3oe]

She plays these characters so well. Love her!

[@mikethebeginner]

She's really great. She nails just about every mannerism and vocal tone of women in that state of mind! I knew this would be good just based on the premise + Heidi.

[@LoveLife-ne2yd]

I just love her shivering voice ❤

[@sheridan140]

Bloody hell this funny and hilariously accurate!😂😂😂😂😂

[@peachxblue]

Hahaha Mailer Daemon 😂😂😂

[@SamonaBona]

Heidi is SNL at this point!

[@teacherl8330]

She is so good.

[@thomasgriffin2326]

And hot

[@karagreenberg4520]

Heidi is crushing this, however, how funny would it have been if they got Scarlett Johansson to cameo for this bit.

[@jondunmore4268]

You mean how *expensive* would it have been.

[@actionsub]

@@jondunmore4268 Mrs. Colin Jost has done surprise appearances on SNL before.

[@Marvelfan520]

Lol yesssss I love her and they are so cute ❤❤❤😂

[@jondunmore4268]

@@actionsub -- Yes, I'm sure she does them for free because she is so altruistic toward the human race.

[@actionsub]

@@jondunmore4268 Not saying free. Just curious if they could get her for such a thing at lower than the going price because "family".

[@cusman]

Weekend Update is consistently best part of SNL for me

[@alobo9937]

She reminds me of my last and very last boss. Never knew how to read her😂.

[@TheDesertkat]

Another Heidi sketch I will watch again and again, she makes me laugh til I cry- and she is so effin' hot.

[@tylerhackner9731]

😂😂😂 yep totally not mad

[@lexxussmith7467]

I love her dress is so stunning

[@Zett76]

I love your efficiency with words. 😀

[@d.lafollette]

​@AbraJammin 2 in a row!! Anonymous trans joke Einstein, Ladies and Gentlemen.

[@TheVincentKyle]

@AbraJammin 0/10 lazy, lame and just pathetic.

[@bethanychatman9531]

​@AbraJammin wow pathetic.

[@AshMc1970]

I simply adore this woman !!

[@TheFatAndTheFurious]

0:53 - Hahaha, AMAZING! Do you think she rehearsed that spin? Just perfection, either way!

[@SaintD382]

Heidi is so great at these characters. Her ability to keep a straight face is incredible.

[@keithparker7031]

Tell that to Mikey 'Butthead' Day. She completely lost it on the 'Beavis and Butthead' skit. LOL

[@svscared]

​@@keithparker7031Lol yep that was one time but a very memorable one at that.

[@SuperTrb0]

Every guy in America knows when the folding laundry out of nowhere happens, it’s about to go down.

[@UkeCan1]

It's a PROP

[@BAYBAY_316]

You ain't kidding. I didn't realize that was a common thing other guys dealt with until I watched the sketch and then I knew apparently that's a thing everywhere. It was a great reminder to stay single

[@stephenwisner4993]

Let's not forget unloading the dishwasher while loudly banging dishes and vigorously opening drawers and cupboards.

[@remoevans7847]

Not every guy, just the simps. Drizzle Drizzle

[@SuperTrb0]

@@remoevans7847 Take a shower sweat boy

[@heavybre]

This should be a recurring character along with every boxer's wife from a movie

[@looseassociation]

Agreed

[@RobeLifeMusic]

I once dated a woman who insisted she wasn't mad. She liked my robe collection & would yell while wearing a pink silk kimono.

[@Robert-kh7fo]

„Man who has a robe collection“ is a typical Weekend Update character…

[@RobMacKendrick]

@@Robert-kh7fo In fact, they did it. "The Continental".

[@boxsterman77]

The tremor in her voice is so dead-on for the passive-aggressive personality.

[@Morganstudios]

I was laughing so hard and then 2:15 happened and the whole thing became amazing for a completely different reason....

[@Uzzzzzi]

Mailer damen🤣🤣

[@OAde-nq9vo]

I still can't stop laughing about the Joker wedding sketch 🤣😂.

[@darchon5]

"When I was a little baby girl dreaming about my wedding, my husband's best man wasn't dressed like joker!"

[@michaelgarcia5051]

The way she said “prop”

[@bellastone-le9eb]

"I got an email from your assistant......Mailer demon!" 😂😂😂

[@bobbressi5414]

I know this is a bold statement. Heidi is one of the greatest SNL players of all time. Easily in the top 5.

[@kindablue1959]

Maybe in your time watching, she's good, but sorry, but not even in the top 20 of all time. Eddie Murphy, Phil Hartman, Bill Murray, Gilda Radner, Dan Aykroyd, John Belushi, Kate McKinnon, Dana Carvey, Chris Farley, Kristen Wiig, Maya Rudolph - just to name a few.

[@mm277hb]

heidi is headed straight into the snl hall of fame. she's great!

[@ronlewis8398]

Literally know this woman... LOL classic and on point.

[@MatthewRutledge82]

Mailer Damon - that's so hilarious

[@titleloanman]

Wow she absolutely crushed

[@aaronconaway7555]

Such a good talent and she looked amazing :)

[@mreeping]

I have absolutely dated this.

[@rong8889]

You're "mad" crazy doing that😅

[@actionsub]

@@rong8889 Yup. I was absolutely married to that, but not any more.

[@scottcates]

no bueno

[@Geoffreydarcy-pv4mq]

@mreeping. Good thing you didn't step in it.

[@chrisj622]

From an English man this program is brilliant on so many levels

[@bennyboogenheimer4553]

I think Heidi knows every Italian woman in New Jersey.

[@jondunmore4268]

... and their sistahs.

[@danjitheman]

​@@jondunmore4268you can always find her at her sister's, if you need her

[@actionsub]

@@jondunmore4268 And my ex-wife, who's neither Italian, from Jersey, nor has a sister.

[@sergeipetrov_rzn]

@@actionsub she even knows my Chinese wife

[@actionsub]

@@sergeipetrov_rzn LOL! The struggle is real!

[@WonderWhatHappened]

Amazing acting. Heidi rocks!

[@EnzoTheBaker]

0:57 "RAZERVATION" Don't think we didn't hear that, Colin!

[@sacha4566]

😂😂😂

[@alexthompson9516]

Heidi is one of the most attractive women in the show's history. She's just adorable.

[@MrTaojonz]

3:25 Love the end where Heidi waves both hands and mouth " I love you Mom "🥰

[@adriengadson3544]

I seen this before mad and aggravated...she nailed this ..lol

[@dcsteele]

Heidi saying mailer daemon out loud is now my thing.

[@Yuyu99000]

omg the laundry part

[@jimmieyoung4865]

So real - feels totally authentic and she's high.

[@joshuaklange]

Please bring this back! This was hilarious

[@stevenfranks3131]

She should probably take the kids to her sister's....

[@BAYBAY_316]

LoL

[@MsLul123]

Colin didn’t hear it

[@718Mo]

She reminds me of an ex...which is why she became an ex. 😂 Heidi crushed it. More Beavis and Butthead, please.

[@jondunmore4268]

She reminds us of ALL our exes.

[@erich6860]

Yeah, nothing more infuriating than hearing "I'm fine", and you know they are not. It creates such a BS line of conversation where your trying to just get the reason out so it can be addressed. By the time your finally told an argument is already on the way, so the problem cannot be addressed with calmer minds. It's a form of emotional abuse. People can be upset and not take it out on you, but we all know that the behavior is meant to draw attention. That's okay, sooner or later the game ends when the person who cares stops trying to get the information, and just says "alright" and walks away. (BTW, it's not just women who do this nonsense, just thought I'd mention).

[@ioniemusic]

incredibly on point

[@MrDLOC11]

Superbly devastating portrayal of a seething personality ❤🎉😊

[@robin.jashinsky]

This was so funny! Happy Mother’s Day to all the amazing mothers out there!🌹💐🌷🌼🌸🌺

[@sethie_shots]

It’s so bad when the woman pretending not to be mad _Is your mom_

[@amandameredith]

I had a friend who acted liked that. At first it was just annoying but it didn't take long for me to dump that toxic a** friend

[@ellierose6]

Good use of Heidi's many skills. Smart, funny, pretty, sexy, quick. She's can do it all and always shares the stage.

[@djish3223]

How is this not viral?

[@GrannyGarrett]

Omfg that was the best thing ever 😂

[@effay83]

Heidi hits it out of the park again

[@yichen4398]

She is not Maddie Mad in Canada 🍁?! She is drinking 2 muchhhhhh 🍺 beer!!!! Lolzzzzz

[@juliustan9647]

Oh god, the flashbacks 😂😂 shes so good

[@imugibyam]

mailer daemon , Collin's assistant 😂

[@laughteraddict1003]

Painfully accurate

[@mayer5035]

"Jesus Christ, Colin! NO!" 😂

[@corylee88]

Colin and Michael unknowingly making women mad on Weekend is kind of the best 😭

[@bmorebob6624]

She’s awesome!