Weekend Update: Leslie Jones on Her Perfect Man - SNL

[@g3lat012]

I want Leslie Jones to read the eulogy at my funeral

[@dkonciousblkfemknightman]

Same here...

[@MrEmelyn596]

Lol lol

[@DJ-vu9lx]

@burteriksson I wish I couldn't find my glasses to read your insults. You killed the laughter. Your intent.

[@toolguyslayer1]

Are you a baskettball player also you look like you could be also I am an historian are you Australian I'm pretty sure Leslie is

[@user-iu3ii8sq6t]

"A BAG FULL OF D E A T H RIGHT HERE"

[@morganrichardson8859]

I almost peed after the flowers rant and she said "I'm fine."

[@mariamatsumura5934]

Morgan Richardson 🤣🤣🤣

[@Ashbash-kf5xd]

Or how she goes off, pauses and cracks that smile 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@m_estera]

Same😂😂

[@jaleesagreene6800]

Ditto

[@adriantrusca1245]

I almost peed on you. Whoops. But I guess you'd like that.

[@lorie15]

This is the funniest bit I have ever seen Leslie do. She shines most when she is doing her personal style of humor, rather than playing overly aggressive characters in sketches!!!! Leslie has LAYERS PPL!!!!

[@bossrabbit]

This is non-aggressive Leslie!? Damn Leslie, you scary!

[@toolguyslayer1]

@@bossrabbit yeah but check this out rich white dick if you went out with her nobody's going to mess with you LOL imagine you're in a die you're in a bar fight but you have Leslie behind you until she gets distracted by some girl shit LOL and then imagine after you guys break up and you still did Friends and you meet crazy lady you can't get rid of her she's calling you on 10 different phones she's finally going to come over and ruin your life but you have Leslie come over also LOL this actually happened recently so I speak from the voice of experience LOL

[@bresi4405]

Totally agree

[@b2kzangelalwayz]

She does her job. She isn’t a writer. If you are going to complain about her characters - direct it to Jost and Che, the head writers.

[@mai-ph9yo]

ogres have layers too. oh my god. did you just call leslie shrek?

[@mollyh5200]

I love the very end. Michael leans back, makes a hand-heart, and puts his leg on the desk, while Colin and Leslie stroke each other's faces.

[@theeleanorshellstrop]

I found Michael’s hand heart too cute!!

[@TheLooterArmy]

You're so right! That was perfectly sweet.

[@georgiaangel666]

I was waiting for this comment

[@GoodJuju.8D]

I thought the exact same thing. Awwww

[@davidl570]

Made me jealous of Colin!

[@jamihanks6962]

The sound of Colin giggling throughout this is hilarious

[@julietterubey134]

I was really expecting all of these to be Colin’s qualities

[@b2kzangelalwayz]

Juliette Rubey honestly...it was almost on point except the avocados.

[@NinaSelene]

@@b2kzangelalwayz And the way he cuts the steak like a little bitch lol

[@XavierXena]

Colin is just her sidepiece.

[@jojopemb2218]

I love when Che says “goodnightttttttt” lol

[@KING090589]

“I want a man that talks dirty to me... but no so dirty where I have to give him this look...” 😂😂😂😂

[@CHICK-A-BOOM]

KING090589 that was my FAVORITE line and the steak one was my next favorite! Comedy gold!

[@SevanniBlack]

#Dead Killed me I legit fell out my chair laughing.

[@Ashbash-kf5xd]

I screen shot her “look” and whenever anyone says something stupid or fucked up, that’s what they get sent. 😂😂😂

[@aeonjoey3d]

BAHAHAHA

[@lavernphillips8779]

Lol

[@kaitlynb491]

Colin and Leslie at the end

[@WilliamEdword]

How about Che at the end? “Goodniiiiiyyyyiittt!!!” Feet on table, cheeky grin. The man is a winner lmao

[@DarlingNikki2]

I do not know why, but the way she touches him is just 🔥🔥🔥🔥! I ship these two so hard it's ridiculous (yeah, yeah, I know about him and ScarJo, but whatever, Leslie is still his big slice of triple layer chocolate cake).

[@hamiltonusnavibeetlejuicec4061]

There’s a love triangle with Leslie Jones - Colin Jost - Kyle Mooney

[@armyforlife3191]

Mood

[@nicknortonhiphop]

The flower bit was gold

[@cassandramartinez7050]

😂😂 hilarious

[@cassandramartinez7050]

"Flowers is death" 😂

[@CalLadyQED]

I love flowers, but I get her point

[@IvanBaltimore]

I’m fine! 😂😂😂😂

[@chloe1227]

“Happy valentines Leslie! Are you having a good one?” “I am now you sexy dollop of miracle whip! I just wanna spread you on my *S A M I C H!* “that killed me 😂😂🤣

[@stardust9154]

i love the way you typed samich lol

[@brandontowle1109]

I JUST WANNA SPREAD YOU ON MY SAMMICH

[@ashleymarks6144]

Her range of emotions is story telling legend. She is amazing.

[@Karla_Marie]

The Jones-Jost chemistry. Still flawless.

[@Ashbash-kf5xd]

I seriously tune in to see her hit on him all the time. I picture Scarlett someplace dying of laughter

[@NicoleAZ145]

I want her to be my bestie so bad!! “Good kisser, but don’t slobber on me” 😂

[@momo-cchi5978]

That is literally what put me off my ex. Kissing that motherfucker was like kissing a dog.🤢

[@marcochimio]

"I want a man ... who's funny, but not funnier than me." THAT WILL NEVER HAPPEN, LESLIE. You are the QUEEN of FUNNY.

[@ethanbusse5723]

“Good breath” “Smokes weed” ... error 404 perfect man not found

[@SugaLuv2]

😀😁😃😄

[@kevin_savoy]

Yeah a few of these were contradicting but still funny nonetheless😂

[@jonasjaagur9635]

Unless you like weed.

[@Maxineshawattyatlaw]

Leslie is amazing. They should let her go off like this more often

[@Fireinherveinzz]

abay8907 omg yess

[@legendtaco1]

No

[@Maxineshawattyatlaw]

David Nix and yet you clicked on her video and cared enough to comment. I bet you watch all of her clips. You love her don’t you? Either that you’re just loser with nothing better to do.

[@Maxineshawattyatlaw]

MA GA racist sycophant? Those sound like some big words for you. Is this the first time you’re using them? Nothing I have said was racist. Also, simply liking someone for their comedic ability does not make me a sycophant. Please feel free to consult your dictionary again for a comeback. Good luck!

[@Maxineshawattyatlaw]

MA GA media matters handler? Between that and your forced 1940’s slang I’m going to, correctly, assume that you have nothing worthwhile to say. I’m glad I could have done my charity work for the year by engaging you in conversation. I hope you find a friend! 🤞🏾

[@freespirit0055]

omg! Michael Che was adorable at the end!!!

[@jamihanks6962]

Colins giggling through her amazing performance is like sunshine 🤣

[@foxincheesecake8108]

“I JUST WANNA SPREAD YOU ON MY SAMMICH” me too Leslie, me too

[@tastybonez]

Micheal at the end 😍

[@kubraulutas3031]

So cute ❤️

[@rkcj101]

Stella Mylchreest yesss

[@lionharehart]

@@rkcj101 💝

[@lionharehart]

❣️

[@anneshamasters]

“a man who can cook a steak without cutting into like A LITTLE BITCH” damn that was good

[@hachitachi]

The steak line!!!

[@cassandramartinez7050]

😂😂😂

[@valeriezayas731]

OMG!! That line killed me!!!😂😂😂

[@FJB_USA_1ST]

She looked at Collin Jost too 😂

[@VennaTanya]

Come to think of it, the flowers part is so true😂

[@mariaquiet6211]

Guys, admit it. At least a few of you fell in love with her after seeing this.

[@real_lampcap]

Nah... Long time ago

[@real_lampcap]

@Joseph Casias Sorry that you're so insecure you have to take it out on beautiful women like her. I mean tbh I don't even know why I'm defending her. She'll never see this comment. And she'll never see yours either. You know why? Cuz she's making bank and don't give a fuck about you or me! 🤣🤣🤣 So like grownups always told us, "If you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all." I mean, nobody needs your shit. So fuck off. Nobody wants your opinion because it's wrong. So you can take it and shove it up my ass. Oh wait...I'd like that too much...👅

[@wakiwama6348]

@Joseph Casias something wrong with your head if you cant see how georgeous she is...🙄 actually, ur probably the primate in this conversation! 😂😂

[@xamalion7334]

I‘m gay, but I love her way more than I should.

[@ThatMans-anAnimal]

I dont think there's a single man out there who is attracted to Leslie.

[@dannydorko7075]

the way she delivered the line 'like a little bitch' was great

[@drdebbie03]

I agree about the flowers 😂😂😂😂😂

[@irinaslutsky]

Me too!

[@Rouqester]

This comment section is 90% of " I love Leslie" and 10% of CoLeslie shipping

[@Rouqester]

Now I'm wondering how an Israeli smells haha

[@kiwi9921]

+Domen Kristan OMG! When she said that I.........

[@kiwi9921]

+Domen Kristan kmsl

[@sharonsmalls6846]

bubu joo Estes She isn’t ugly, you’re applying European standards to her, she’s actually incredibly beautiful and confident in her looks. The same way Lucille Ball was confident in her beauty.

[@SukmyPikachu]

Man Colin is fine

[@denisedenisehuxtable4183]

Abdul Right?

[@DarlingNikki2]

Yes Gawd! 😍😍😍 Especially those eyes and that smile! If he isn't a typical looking and acting water sign then I don't know who is!

[@lyn.n06]

That fuccin mature ass glass of water

[@maryeunicesupremacy582]

Yeah Johansson did right

[@Celestial96]

Big ole facts

[@harukiamida]

A BAG FULL OF DEATHHH!!!!

[@cassandramartinez7050]

😂😂

[@gamma-smash2157]

I ship Colin and Leslie so much.

[@DJ-vu9lx]

What does that mean?

[@FJB_USA_1ST]

Imagine two people as a couple and a cute one at that.

[@sankara90]

Her comedic timing is perfect

[@rubensousa9216]

That stuff about flowers sound like great metal lyrics! Can I use it? I don't care, I'ma use it...

[@DDD033]

Rúben Sousa omg u dont care thats so metal

[@stinsonkeyon7218]

More Metal than Metal sonic

[@Kathy_1991]

LOL "A bag full of death" I can almost hear it now

[@hellokittyangel211]

Love this becaue as a African-American goth my thoughts were "... and they say we don't exist, lol."

[@Chaundra1030]

I hate flowers too! It’s an ask of a person to take care of something dying. She spoke to my soul! 😂

[@ILurvGnomes]

This is one of her best Weekend Updates. The list is so good and makes up most of the sketch. It flows so well 👌 also perfect timing and tone

[@Daughterzion7777]

These two have chemistry and are hilarious together. Leslie Jones is the QUEEN OF COMEDY! Leslie Jones RULES!

[@looknow5397]

"Like a little Bitch!" Leslie J says what is in my heart!

[@azaelcp]

Scarlett did tell her about that? hahahah

[@treasure2behold282]

She's the definition of making us happy.

[@davidl570]

EXACTLY! You can tell she loves life. Bet she'd be a great catch. I know I'd date her! (That is, if she's actually into white guys like she seems to be, LOL).

[@maryjones8770]

Finally! Someone else who thinks of flowers the same way I do. LOL

[@JaneDoe-em7zi]

Lmfao!!! "I JUST WANNA SPREAD YA ON MAH SAMMICH!!!" 😂😂😂😂❤ LOVE HER!

[@The70sChick]

SNL needs to bring Leslie Jones back.

[@nydiavelazquez7024]

Yes please bring her back she is great love her

[@abdifatah1821]

mom loves me .but not enough where she wants to hang out with me .unless she smokes weed .lmaoo

[@cassandramartinez7050]

😂😂

[@Kathy_1991]

LOL my fav!

[@annlanzi3590]

This is why I crush on Leslie. Yea I might not be straight. :P

[@silkworm6861]

Vintage from 2016

[@JSaulM]

Silkworm thanks!

[@bossrabbit]

Leslie Jones - Sucking the funny out of comedy since 2016.

[@PoopyDoopy39]

Richard White why don’t you like her?

[@charlotte-hb7jg]

i still come back to this even though it’s 2021

[@NoaLives79]

I just can't stop laughing at her bits! She's a very talented powerful woman!

[@deb1here]

"I just want to spread you on my sammich!" LMAO!

[@aazh9869]

This was spectacular. I am now a fan of Leslie Jonesz

[@yahmhararry1943]

Leslie: "Smells like an Israeli. Have you ever smelled an Israeli? So good." Me, an Israeli: *sniffs self and grins like an idiot for the rest of the video*

[@trueconservative6288]

Y Hararry lol, thats weirdly funny

[@princessazulaofthefirenati5870]

140th like and the final.question is *DO YOU DESPISE ALL AVOCADOS*😡😡😡😡😡😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠

[@yahmhararry1943]

@@princessazulaofthefirenati5870 WITH ALL MY HEART AND SOUL

[@princessazulaofthefirenati5870]

@@yahmhararry1943 Good, you pass. Unlike my math grade😂😂😂😂😂

[@yahmhararry1943]

@@princessazulaofthefirenati5870 😂

[@anneshamasters]

I love seeing Leslie cheer for herself as she comes on the show

[@reenakaurdc]

Leslie is just incredible! So, so funny!! I love how strong and powerful she is.

[@belllarosa]

Love Leslie!! Glad she's getting more air time😍

[@samanthaifere5385]

Leslie is a goddess 😍😍😂😂

[@AZNBOI-gm5vd]

This is an underrated segment if you ask me.

[@maryjane296]

She is so freakin talented I wish she was able to play a wider range of characters more often

[@captainhoratiobungleiii7147]

That was so good 😂😂😂😂😂 More Leslie and Jost (and Manuel)!

[@jennifercaudillo23]

Talk about Death Flowers 2:07 to 2:45 LMAO 😃😆😂🤣😅😭 I'm dead of laughing myself to DEATH I love HER!!!

[@shirleylawrence5321]

I agree with all of her demands

[@georgim_]

that kiss ind the end!... aww i love them

[@feleciacotton-mcfarland9517]

Leslie you look beautiful in this vid! Your make up is on point!

[@YeviCoulson]

Hates avocados Me:well get em next time

[@antitrumpster3284]

You are AWESOME LESLIE!!!!!!

[@ManyfiresWoman]

Laughed so hard! Loving some Leslie this morning! Cheers!

[@toolguyslayer1]

Lynn Manyfires I have to ask many fires? Why many fires why not fewer Waters or something of that nature got to ask

[@sophiekilbreth5919]

"Have you ever smelled an Israeli?" "Definitely not, no." "ₛₒ 𝓰ₒₒ𝒹"

[@jerrythemagicalllama]

4:31 Che's heart hands over his chest 😭

[@mickeyd6492]

I luv her!!!! She is friggin' hilarious!!!! I have an Auntee jus' like her! 😂

[@toolguyslayer1]

Mickey D I'm laughing with you on that one most of my girlfriends are like that just wild outspoken I used to think all girls were Saints until I got me one I think now they just don't give a damn anymore and it's like this is me like it or love it LOL nice picture by the way

[@RHGarciaApr85]

This is my favorite Leslie Jones moment; so happy to see it finally uploaded.

[@katsmith4268]

Mine too, love it

[@marqueshawalker2111]

That flower thing turned dark REALLY QUICK!!!!!! LMAO 🤣!!!!

[@davidmehnert6206]

We would be probably be VERY compatible, except for... well, I’m not one to turn down a guacamole dip, but she don’t have to know.

[@khanysafan1705]

I love this woman!!!! She speaks truths inside her humor.

[@capimsi7]

Leslie looks good all dressed up. She has this talent of making vulgar/indecent words come across as funny/palatable. Love her many expressions.

[@user-mw6jo7ql1c]

I wish Leslie was still on SNL ☹️ Her Skits were so funny bc she’s hilarious. I’d love to have her as a friend or even a neighbor (or both) bc every day would made better just by her humor and kindness. I really do hope she found her perfect man. It would also be nice to see her in more movies

[@seemahussain8949]

I love her she's so good and the only one who can make laugh you when you're down.😄

[@rebeccavanderzwart9849]

At one point i was laughing so hard that i was crying, couldn’t breath and almost fell out of my stool multiple times. Only Leslie Jones Gents me laughing this hard

[@woodsonwoods2943]

Ms. Jones is beautiful. She's always been👌🤗♥️ Very hilarious person. I can watch her skits all day🤦😂

[@danielleschwartz3511]

1:46 - I laughed so hard. And then how she followed it up with the smile comment! 😂 If only I had the ability to say stuff that funny (not on the same topic) in drama improv at school and not laugh... I honestly admire how good she is at not laughing at what she’s saying; I’ve only seen her break character once or twice which is incredible considering the fact that I would be giggling so bad after reading the first sentence! 🤩💯

[@mpg3946]

Well played Leslie. Well played.

[@jonasjaagur9635]

This video made me fall in love with Leslies' sketches.

[@antonscd2732]

lmao i love leslie, shes incredibly funny and always so hype👼🏼💓

[@mpatel5252]

Leslie adds so much to this cast!!!!

[@enderwiggin662]

3:38 - the best line

[@evildoesnotsleep-x2b]

this bit is perfection

[@aimeeamigone2717]

God how I love her

[@camersonLA]

gets funnier when you watch and re-watch. 3:07 is giving me all the LIFE.

[@evildoesnotsleep-x2b]

for real though, this is one of the best (non political) bits of weekend update. this monologue is everything, and acompanying it with manuel and the dimmed lights makes it even funnier leslie is a comedic genius

[@Shqipegrl]

That line about the flowers 😂

[@maxinator225awesomeness]

What did Michael Che do at the end there 😂😂😂

[@badoem5399]

being kawaii af

[@michaelv4871]

Byyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyye! ♡♡ 😂😂 Wtf

[@vatrushka9037]

It's the 432467964th time i'm watching this and i never get tired

[@soniarosado78]

Amazing comedian. Always great. Does not disappoints. 🤣🤣😂😀😄😃🙂😆🤣😁😄

[@markmywords785]

A bag full of death!!! LMAO Leslie is so funny.

[@taylorjoy1615]

Omg I feel the same way about flowers actually lol

[@thekookstups]

Saving this for reference for my perfect man!

[@MichaelSmith-dt2cg]

Karla Tuplano even the avocados?

[@yvonne3486]

Omg, I just love this show, the talent is amazingly gifted in their craft..... laughed so hard my rib hurt.......hilarious

[@cloyettegrant1733]

Love Leslie. "bag full of death" don't like flowers either.

[@RspbyLmn]

I come back to this now and then because Leslie Jones describes my perfect man too! I just want to hear about him.😅😄

[@apologyapocalypse8693]

Someone who gets flowers. Thought I was the only one!!😂

[@Wolfoe-ex2jj]

"Hola"

[@theronedawson3236]

This is off the chain love the sketch.

[@dragonfly9821]

Leslie perfectly described how I feel about receiving flowers.