SNL's Colin Jost & Michael Che Take Lie Detector Tests | Vanity Fair

[@heyreallygiger]

Michael: *breathes* Colin: *wheeeeeeze*

[@saharafamily1]

I just lived

[@b2kzangelalwayz]

LITERALLY WHEN HE WAS ASKED HIS NAME

[@InnerBluePerson]

I kept wondering if he was ok, lol.

[@trashbanjo7977]

That’s all of us watching them on SNL.

[@lucienoon7262]

they make a dynamic duo

[@Operation_FUBAR]

The power couple of SNL.

[@davidsinnott1894]

Beck and Kyle: “Hold Our Beers.”

[@fredmendoza7998]

Operation FUBAR they’re not dating

[@alkierradavis5101]

Fred Mendoza it’s a joke

[@tommyhayfield9977]

These two are equally guilty of the same crime. I'm sure.

[@katiecvlogs9361]

Fred Mendoza r/whooooosh

[@grimmjowvsjaggerjack]

Che has good priorities. Questions about the integrity of the political system = No sweat. Question about watching the Kardashians = Acts like he's being framed for murder.

[@lei7417]

No comments? Imma change that

[@TheReal12]

@@lei7417 MVP

[@tommyhayfield9977]

SNL, what a collection of bad intentions that they somehow cashed in on...the actors that is. So, there's no conspiracies, right Colin and Michael. Just a little one maybe, right?

[@daltonbradford2014]

Gonna tell my kids this was Falcon and the Winter Soldier

[@liaaaaaaur]

NOO BAJAJAJABh 💀

[@snehbajwa823]

Lmao💀

[@laurenmaulden8739]

Close enough it’s the same energy

[@simaf6682]

True 😅😅

[@onthestreetw_maya]

I SPIT OUT MY WATER 🤣🤣

[@lukeperry8407]

“Do you think you’re better than me because you went to Harvard?” I choked

[@JackLinko]

Luke Perry I did too

[@joshwettlin6670]

On my nuts

[@TheRacingWind]

I had water in my mouth I nearly spit-taked on my laptop

[@Batgirl219]

I really wish the response had been “No, that’s not why I think I’m better than you.”

[@jamalimam3784]

@@Batgirl219 that'd be brutal

[@charlottemcguire6716]

“have you done anything backstage that could be considered illegal” “yes” “what” “i don’t recall what was the question”

[@gamjc]

COCAINA!

[@Superfreak_willys]

gamjc exactly what crossed my mind

[@imbored4821]

Bro everyone on snl does something

[@kittyprincess_mini9032]

Lol that part had me dying

[@danielbissell]

C’mon. Almost every celebrity smokes pot like taking tictacs.

[@chiefkeefsbabydaddy9945]

i love how Michael Che is always acting like he has something better to do

[@fzzypurpleturtle]

yes!!!

[@fzzypurpleturtle]

Thank you. He does! Hahahaha thank goodness he didnt leave !! Hahaha

[@princess_siafa]

Oh yeah🤣🤣🤣

[@kermit3550]

@NOT YOU woAh there buDdy

[@honeypot6719]

dont_worry about_it I can vouch for this 😂

[@lhaigler1485]

Love how colin’s reasoning for there not being an Illuminati is scheduling and he wasn’t lying

[@zandaroos553]

I mean as an Illuminati member he’s basically right. We had to raincheck our meetings to the point we’re just a group chat at this point

[@aeroripper]

The illuminati were a real group in Barvaria until they were arrested by police in like the 1700s I think.

[@braxatikus3640]

@@zandaroos553 & I still can't get the filter off when we do our Zoom meetings

[@owenmeier]

@@braxatikus3640 you two are so weird at our meetings. For a couple of world controllers you are not tech savvy.

[@elhopper3735]

@@owenmeier I know right? Someone should show them the training video again

[@sampepper7682]

Che: Do you think I'm a good friend? Colin: remembering the all the time's he forced him to sound racist

[@coziiframe177]

Lol.. Funny

[@lavernphillips8779]

Lol

[@joshuaalexander6296]

And the lady “why the hesitation?” Lol she is for real about her polygraph test 😂

[@royroos8036]

Yeah the Christmas specials where they have to read each others jokes are hilarious

[@dhammer5842]

You mean the highlights of his career

[@iAmLeRoY1221]

I like that Michael was trying so hard to trip Colin up but then when it was Colin's turn to ask questions half of them were just trying to make michael admit they're friends

[@phopcorn5114]

🤣🤣😂 so cute

[@tomaszskowronski1406]

and other half was about Che's criminal past. a whitey gona white, a bl.. a proud afroamerican gonna afroamericanize.

[@ADAM-uf3my]

Exxperiment626 7

[@OlviMasta77]

I guess he needs that one black friend..

[@XalexandraXRrR]

Tomasz Skowroński hahahaha I am so dead. Thank you, good man 😂

[@earthavi]

the polygraph lady is the best. i'm surprised most people didn't understand that it's a joke that she's so serious lol

[@pipizondersnuif1335]

does cringe count as humor?

[@Temzy17]

@@pipizondersnuif1335 it actually does. It's called 'cringe comedy.' You might want to look it up.

[@ariehill5631]

@@Temzy17 serious question: could The Office be counted as that? Kind of what my mind immediately went to

[@meig8136]

Arie Hill yea the office would count, along with parks and rec, Brooklyn 99, and 30 rock (idk if that helped but)

[@vatechie21]

I think we get it but it doesn't play that well for her. I like her though. The other polygrapher they have does "tough guy" in a funnier way. Could just be the editing though.

[@haseebie]

polygraph lady who probably has seen criminals confess: serious colin and michael: heheEEHEHEEHE

[@briaquinlan9497]

It definitely had a "crush on Michael" vibe at some moments tho

[@raywilliams212]

@@briaquinlan9497 his shirt DOES say Romance haha

[@KatieLynn2]

She definitely was laughing and smiling with them

[@tobyfinney768]

They can actually control it for entertainment purposes and to exaggerate the answers and that makes me really sad 😭

[@no_peace]

She's playing it like a piano

[@charlie1903]

Michael: “If you could give marital advice to pete, what would it be?” Colin: “yes”

[@spiciinugget]

I love that it said he lied

[@keegan.j1321]

@@spiciinugget does that mean he's saying no to marriage? honestly solid advice if so lol

[@MessagesFromAurora]

was he dating kim k at that time?

[@tjrusch]

I love the woman that gives the test. You never see her break character until these 2 show up lol.

[@fzzypurpleturtle]

I think there was one where the person kept referring to her by her first name and she was definitely swooning without meaning to

[@fzzypurpleturtle]

Found it! It was milo ventimiglia

[@vinsondong879]

When the Falcon and Winter soldier show finally comes out, Anthony and Sebastian should guest star on SNL as Colin and Michael

[@elistaubsicle9117]

“which one is tax evasion” 😂 made me cry

[@flowerbloom..]

Pete Davidson and Machine Gun Kelly: THEY’RE TRYING TO TEAR US APART Colin and Michael: *actively trying to tear each other apart*

[@zeenoyb]

That's their friendship, I love how they pick on each other and love each other highkey at the same time, it all shines thru 😂

[@kleliamichel4944]

Pete and MGK are honest friends, that's why

[@bakedpsychopathtv5645]

@@kleliamichel4944 So are Michael and Colin

[@moneybagshastings2247]

"You can take a boy outta Staten Island but you can't take Staten Island outta the boy" xDDDDD

[@jk8352]

i wheezed

[@jacidstorm2592]

This is at 666 and I hope no one changes it

[@lukenel29]

yes, but only for tax reasons...

[@larrymcjones]

jacidstorm now it’s at 3.6 lmao

[@sreeragjayagopal2054]

@@larrymcjones now its 4.3 lmao

[@myrajae6343]

“misdemeanor or felony” “which one is tax evasion” 😭😭😭😭

[@kohlcooke8789]

lol and he looked dead serious too while the polygraph said he was telling the truth

[@ger5565]

3 days later, Michael Che was audited by the IRS.

[@erikaflores2339]

the way Che looks down at the ground and says "..friend" has to be up there with one of the more heart-warming moments of 2018.

[@kianmonaghan8924]

Even the polygraph woman was laughing, and she literally never laughs

[@HeavyMetalKittenx]

Kian Monaghan she doesn’t even smile lol!

[@sonogramgrl]

I want her job. That would be such an interesting life (sigh).

[@SergioDaMac559]

Cause shes fat

[@saharafamily1]

Sergio Moralez ?

[@SergioDaMac559]

@@saharafamily1 She never laughs cause shes mad that shes fat lol

[@jermm2183]

I love how Che was just trying to get Colin to embarrass himself and Colin is giving this man a criminal interrogation

[@LloydSkyLion]

He wanted to know if they were friends, too.

[@labzline]

That was surprisingly a good assessment. I’m not sure which one I prefer.

[@TheManchise517]

Agree.. too serious colin..

[@HenaJ]

I love how they think we know to how to read the polygraph.

[@orchdork775]

Right?? There's no explanation or anything. When the machine just wiggles a little bit, does mean they are lying, or does it have to wiggle a lot for it to be a lie?? Idk why they don't just overlay text in the video that says truth or lie for each answer; that would be so much better. Or, they could just have her just say truth or lie after each answer. Either would be great 😂

[@DezerayHope]

@@orchdork775 I think when the top line does a big wiggle that's when they're lying

[@NovaKnight_]

susan ivy What if the person has something along the lines of an anxiety disorder that would give a physiological response that may be contrary to what they’re saying because they’re on edge? I’m just curious.

[@Lewabwee]

​@susan ivy All polygraph's test is your.... blood pressure, pulse, respiration, and skin conductivity. So they don't exactly measure your lying hormone that only gets activated when you're lying. If I have a reaction for any reason the lie detecter can mark it as a severe reaction and the person running the test will contextualize that as a lie. Looking at how calm and stern she is during this you can easily see how being in a situation that is more serious than a fun comedy bit could result in someone having a severe reaction to answering a particular question despite their honesty due to general discomfort with the situation if not something more specific.

[@imnotmike]

​@susan ivy Even with the best interpretation of what they do, polygraphs do not test if you're telling the truth. They simply test if you're uncomfortable with a line of questioning. There are times when the truth is more uncomfortable than a lie, and telling the truth could trigger the polygraph more than telling a lie. Also when you're uncertain about the answer, the fact that you've been asked a question you don't know the answer to while hooked up to a supposed truth telling machine is going to make you uncomfortable and trigger the machine whether you tell the truth or not. You can see that happening all through the video. Any time they're asked a specific question about a vague topic it sets off the machine. How many people remember their dreams for long periods of time? But when Michael asks specifics about Colins dreams that he clearly doesn't remember, it sets off the machine. Not because he's lying, but because he's worried what the machine might interpret as a lie, because that is a very layered question that doesn't have a simple answer. If you think hard enough, you might be able to dig up a couple of memories, so it's not entirely true to say you don't remember - although for any reasonable expectation it's completely true - but it's certainly also not true that you do remember, since you would have to put a lot of effort into just getting useless fragments. Michael is a master of making Colin uncomfortable. It's what their whole act is based on. The questions he asked were going to set off the machine no matter what Colin said.

[@leahlurie4315]

they have to do this with john mulaney and either nick kroll or pete davidson

[@parzival7k260]

I think john mulaney will be better with both

[@dakotamcree9310]

john and pete would be legendary

[@emmygreen5864]

Yessss

[@manchesterisblue1023]

pete and ariana

[@ImTheCookieMonster95]

@@manchesterisblue1023 lol

[@ronburgundy244]

These two need to be in some kind of buddy cop movie.

[@michaelchenault3693]

They'd make an excellent Martin & Lewis if they weren't both so smart.

[@miloesalazar]

Why a cop movie? I keep seeing this comment everywhere. There are other duo movies than just a cop film.

[@ronburgundy244]

MyloRen just the first that came to mind.

[@michaelchenault3693]

Perhaps you might prefer a road movie. Maybe a remake of 'Road to Utopia.'

[@Rememberme2305]

The movie would be called "Two Black Guyz"

[@MrTreCarter618]

Colin’s face after Che’s “Not enough attention” is how you know they’re great friends. He understood that he was serious and the response was heartfelt and waited for eye contact and nodded to acknowledge his words and offer silent empathy. They pick at each other, but clearly have the upmost respect. Che got deep with the “I think it’s fixed” too.

[@simonethomas4090]

im so glad you caught that. so did i.

[@wildpeepee2411]

When was this

[@MrTreCarter618]

@@wildpeepee2411 13:20

[@peachesandpoets]

Man that was touching

[@adumbberg]

The problem with Manhattan? Not enough attention. The response was sarcastic and deadpan. And hilarious. Colin joined in the deadpan serious tone, making it even more funny. Camera scans to lie detector test lady, seemingly oblivious, for humorous effect. Also, lie detector machine not moving, which tells you something about lie detector machines.

[@CullenCochran]

the way Che looks down at the ground and says "..friend" has to be up there with one of the more heart-warming moments of 2018.

[@goldenealgefromdutchbros6834]

When?

[@gio6166]

@@goldenealgefromdutchbros6834 16:09

[@legvas9059]

When the Falcon and Winter soldier show finally comes out, Anthony and Sebastian should guest star on SNL as Colin and Michael

[@anthonys5542]

Her seriousness and snarky responses are cracking me up. Che grilling Jost and giving him a hard time is hilarious. And Colin's laugh is hella contagious.

[@nope1620]

Her responses scare me

[@peterpretzington9669]

His acting for that was great

[@lindseysquire8417]

They simultaneously look nothing alike and exactly alike.

[@supercorplove9144]

I know what you mean. They don’t look alike but they have similar facial expressions and face shapes

[@effacalorie]

It's the cheeks they both were chipmunks in their past lives

[@smokeandmirrors3913]

@@effacalorie Chip n Dale as humans

[@ItsNikolai]

@@smokeandmirrors3913 let's write this movie. Lmao

[@walksthroughlife900]

@@supercorplove9144 I think you've got it. Especially the way they smirk.

[@real_lampcap]

Their chemistry is great. Not only hilarious together, but you can really tell they have grown into genuine friends.

[@ninch98]

Nick Kroll and John Mulaney need to do this ASAP!!!

[@pillarofdawn]

As their Oh Hello characters

[@superLuigi675]

YES

[@JackLinko]

Yes

[@norabrandt4078]

John Mulaney & Pete Davidson

[@wellotwig3188]

First question for mulaney: did you kill princess Diana

[@estherk5786]

I would like to say that I would 100% watch a reality show on just Michael and Colin being roommates.

[@coziiframe177]

Facts

[@fitnessbyfishery]

Same

[@arikad278]

the zoom ins would be so good

[@florianlasser2779]

Would be total chaos😂

[@WoodwiseJoe]

"Do you think the system is broken?" "No, I think it is fixed." Awesome answer!

[@troyevitt2437]

Colin looks like JFK taking a polygraph.

[@gramnet]

it was perfect

[@asdasdasdasd714]

"Wow, that gave _me_ a chill" awesome self follow-up

[@vegaankrum6115]

michaels questions: do you think you’re better than me colins questions: r we friends 🥺

[@FrancoisDressler]

🤣

[@INTJenny]

Colin is such a softie lol

[@bakedbeings]

Che had to grow up on the surface. Colin can't shake that Vault innocence.

[@BananaFanaFoFannah]

@@bakedbeingsI LOVE THE FALLOUT REFERENCE!!!! :)

[@lorenag.5280]

Idk why but for some reason it makes me happy knowing that Michael & Colin are actually friends in real life

[@oliviachikowi9177]

I 100% agree too, that I’m also happy that these two are actually friends. Love them together 😀

[@allme2547]

@Stephanie Logan I love your comment...hope that makes you happy. XOXOX

[@lindseysquire8417]

The look on Colin's face when he realized that Micheal would choose him over Keenan added ten years to my lifespan.

[@VonTom]

By far the funniest one of these yet

[@catherinee1060]

“d i d y o u l o o k a t m y p e n i s”

[@tomaszskowronski1406]

He did.

[@johnsmiths8744]

"if you could give maritial advice to pete, what would you say?" "yes"

[@potmki6601]

I dont think i got this one

[@briezzy365]

iop erty The answer “yes” implies Colin believes Pete should get married at all, the test indicated this to be a lie.

[@jellycow6198]

13:15 literally broke my heart... Colin's response to Michael's serious answer was so genuine and real and heartfelt that it just said so much to their relationship and how they understand each other through a silent, true understanding.

[@jofriissac]

Great observation 👌🏽

[@youtuubba010]

"Broken glass everywhere" is a great call back to Grandmaster Flash's The Message

[@RockyLee-2023]

​@@youtuubba010thank you for mentioning that

[@kimkatrel6780]

When the Falcon and Winter soldier show finally comes out, Anthony and Sebastian should guest star on SNL as Colin and Michael

[@CJAX]

Omg

[@beka9719]

Broooooooo, they totally could thouhh

[@Lucy-jt6yv]

I NEVER KNEW I NEEDED THIS UNTIL NOW

[@sarahlopez4552]

That is the smartest thing I’ve heard

[@dreadfullygrey]

DAM DANIEL!

[@June26Brown]

I've honestly never seen better chemistry, or a more genuine friendship in entertainment.

[@yesyes9859]

John Brown yeah, maybe also the lonely island, but i agree.

[@smrkva5911]

Tina Fey and Amy Poehler.

[@indicolite3355]

Rhett and Link. They've also done the same lie detector test.

[@PrydeWater901]

Clarkson, Hammond, and May

[@corey2232]

Ben Stiller, Vince Vaughn, and Owen Wilson used to be in everything together.

[@poliknoy]

“Staten island is garbage land” LMAOOOO

[@MichelleM15]

Facts

[@HeavyMetalKittenx]

poliknoy it really is

[@ShadowBlade-ye5nh]

Colin Jost: doesn’t watch the Avengers Colin Jost now: married to black widow

[@billyt8868]

they were already together…….. that was the joke 🤡🤡🤡

[@razofdead]

He knew her maybe for that movie with big-ants!

[@ComaAlpha]

That was the point of the question. Mike expected Colin to say Scarlett because they're married or at least dating by the time this was shot.

[@xXSakuraTearsXx]

*Colin:* Do you think our political system is broken? *Che:* _No... I think it’s fixed._ *Me:* *≗ȏ≗* *Colin:* *≗ȏ ≗* *Che:* *≗ ȏ≗* *Polygraph Lady:* _ಠ_ಠ_

[@THLaunched]

Loclyn LaBorde she said “yeah” when he said that was poetic

[@xXSakuraTearsXx]

Morning Dew, I was mostly joking about their faces during that part- _especially_ since she stays so serious throughout the video. That was the most stark difference in reaction they had, through it all, _imho._

[@msmarshall3pt0]

That was pretty dope!

[@dorkus309]

Literally the best part

[@RecardoGuillermo]

“Marital advice for Pete” yeah that’s a no go

[@gazzy2228]

RecardoGuillermo That was a mega-oof

[@StrawberryCrush2000]

maybe he should've given that advice am I right

[@shapen360]

Colin knew what would happen.

[@soth1sol]

didn't we all know tho?

[@oscarfun100]

"Do you refer to me as a friend or as a co-worker?" "A friend..." They are so cute after that answer, I'm melting lol

[@supermojo9672]

That's hetero love 💕 😳.

[@dylansartore8633]

proof of friendship is how they survived through a situation this awkward

[@Madfattdeeb]

When Michael gets that serious look on his face when thinking about what's wrong with where he grow up and then replies "Not enough attention". Now that gave me chills! He seems so silly most of the time, but it's obvious how truly intelligent and deep he can be.

[@dreamingofclare]

my fav part

[@rachelrachel9152]

Yeah ive heard him speak at an event before he's SO wellspoken and really thoughtful i totally love him he's great to listen to

[@flickanrimsky]

u know that being a funny comedian takes to be a truly intelligent lmao

[@freeheeler09]

Yep. Jost went to Harvard, and Che has the brains to keep up with him. And, I like that they think of each other as friends, yet give each other a hard time in a fun, kidding way, something many guys do with their good friends.

[@rubberduckyofsteel]

the way he said it was so sweet

[@martinbondesson]

"Do you think I'll ever get to date a beautiful celebrity as well?" "Do you want to?" *can barely contain laughter* "No." "Yeah." Oh man, this made me laugh so hard. And that lady almost laughing too didn't make it easier!

[@net9373]

Yeah fr😂😂

[@erikaflores2339]

“misdemeanor or felony” “which one is tax evasion” 😭😭😭😭

[@goombapizza6335]

And the jokes have only gotten more intense since Jost and ScarJo got married, lol. Che has a serious "my best friend's girl" crush that he won't stop harping on... don't leave him alone in a room with her ;-)

[@Sergio-fu7mv]

“Have you ever killed a woman?” “I don’t think I have” Girl: “😳” That had me dead for some reason. 😂

[@kabelo6415]

🤣🤣🤣and then he said if she died then it might be because of a broken heart

[@leilajoy8178]

Well are you a woman, cause... then he tellin the truth

[@Tsudkyk]

This is one of the best duos in SNL history. They seem to really like each other yet there is tension in the room (also during weekend update) and they know how to play with that energy.

[@Scarletowl24]

It’s joined such iconic duos as John belushi and Dan akroyd, Chris Farley and david spade

[@whathasitevermeant]

"Do you think I'm second?" "No. because I think you're first." Wow, that was humbling. (6:27)

[@supermojo9672]

Was a lie, but cute lie. 😳😊

[@b.g.3073]

Thanks. I can't hear or read, so that was helpful.

[@adrianlares4850]

YoU’rE yElLiNg At A mAcHiNe RiGhT nOw

[@iamthebyron]

She was referring to herself. #icecold

[@thehammurabichode7994]

She seems fun. And by that I mean she ruins it

[@herhighness1111]

So rude

[@RegularRyy]

shes playing a character, people. lmao

[@RondaDM]

@black paw - yeah that's just her being the detective like on First 48 she's just playing the part she's really not mean

[@MarkReviews]

"Yeah...you just can't use chickens."

[@umuh3709]

I’m the first reply

[@jonathandoss5852]

I read this right as he said it.

[@justthefactsfactsman8359]

@@umuh3709 You're an idiot.

[@petrcrawthwait9338]

i really hate these vanity fair videos. basically the equivalent of spam

[@treehuggerkyle]

I saw this comment at the very beginning of the video. I couldn’t wait to find out in what context it was used. (Later) I was not disappointed! 😂🤣

[@bwines16]

“I don’t sit here and say bad things about where you grew up” “Literally what you’re about to do next” 😂😂😂 they know each other so well

[@leviweiss4135]

The polygraph lady is stone cold and reminds me a little bit of Jillian Bell.

[@masontansey1458]

Levi Weiss she’s acting like she’s the person in the movie that has no emotions but she does polygraph tests for a living so

[@rubymaller6346]

Jillian Bell, yes!!

[@DJ-vu9lx]

A wee bit terse.

[@martini1179]

Reminds me of Reese Witherspoon.

[@Dot_Con]

It's comedic lmao. Clearly they were asking her to play that up.

[@TerranceMann]

Which one is tax evasion?

[@CorbCorbin]

It's Fixed

[@MsVorpalBlade]

CorbCorbin That was TRUTH. Whoa

[@zorcher1016]

Godddd I was so dead

[@sissyrrr98]

I love that women. She’s so serious and rude in the most intentional and best way

[@calisongbird]

sissyrrr98 *woman

[@sissyrrr98]

KZbinName eh I always get confused on this

[@alvallac2171]

sissyrrr98 How to remember: it's like man vs men but with wo- added on the front.

[@sofiapalacios4326]

sissyrrr98 i always think of it as like in "superman" being singular

[@brittneybabeee4031]

Just try to think of it simply if you can. Woman and man are singular and women and men are plural. An=singular and En=plural. If you ever need help with English or anything else, feel free to let me know and I can email you. :) Have a great day!

[@StefaniaOlla]

Colin: "Do you refer to me as more of a friend or of a coworker?" Che: *gets suddenly shy* That was so sweet, aw.

[@TWE_2000]

Colin: Misdemeanor or Felony Che: Which one is tax evasion? 😂😂😂😂

[@jstandards766]

"It's federal" "I'll say misdemeanor then lol"

[@Inamichan]

14:20 “stop yelling at the machine” Michael: _rage against the machine_

[@User-ft6dc]

This is the most adorable bromance i have ever seen. Move in together guys.

[@andreicmello]

15:11 that look of indignation quickly turning into pride when the machine reacts is great lol

[@meeshell2267]

Michael Che is so quick with his humor wow

[@mylesrothfarb9]

It’s almost like he gets paid to do it

[@JC-rl6ln]

Myles Rothfarb Passive-aggressive much?

[@emyherrera]

Colin getting all giggly is absolutely adorable

[@justkeepingtabs1]

Colin looks so happy when Che gets caught in the lie that he'd prefer Keenan as a wingman 😁

[@ayjohnnyboy]

Colin: Yeah I'm sure I've lied to you at some point Che: About what? He asked him like an angry girlfriend lol

[@pinkdarkcrystal]

*YOURE YELLING AT A MACHINE RIGHT NOW*

[@abbieb1129]

Zaire Dunlap why did I read “YOURE YELLING AT A FRUIT MACHINE”

[@TheUKisThere]

@@abbieb1129 Don't know.

[@Warrax85tp]

Yeah, she needs to take it down a little bit

[@the_lovely_drawing8514]

they're probably so happy they finally got this opportunity to talk about pete and ariana since snl is between seasons right now lmao

[@tomaszskowronski1406]

martial advice to Pete? -yes. LIE i died.

[@Draigon18]

ya im sure they arent allowed to talk outside of recorded video...ur dumb

[@rexflamingo1037]

I think Colin should play Kennedy in a biopic.

[@368carameldelux]

He could play Big John and John John

[@swiftlyridley8608]

He lowkey looks like one

[@MoffTought]

This is legit what I was thinking, like he could play like 30 year old kennedy

[@ehamm4834]

Agreed

[@Alios8212]

"is our system broken?" "No, I think it's fixed." Best answer ever.

[@safikamahamud9393]

If Tom Holland do this he will reveal the whole Phase 4.

[@hickyxnicky411]

lol yes!!

[@ameliaoconnor8734]

You think he knows anything about phase four?!

[@janessa.5623]

@@ameliaoconnor8734 facts

[@cristinaluca8013]

he should do it with jake gyllehaal that would be so cool

[@monaeyaandrade1000]

@@ameliaoconnor8734 no😭 they literally made him film scenes that weren’t even in endgame so he wouldn’t say anything 😭😭

[@juicyjanelle9581]

I love that Michael is just spending the whole video trying to get Colin to break like they’re on SNL 😂😂

[@dannikris7765]

“No I think everyone should be made fun of least 4 times a week” agreed Che, agreed lmao

[@rocksand2853]

Colin: Cockfights are legal in America, right? Che: Yes, except you can’t use chickens I’m dying edit: spelling :))

[@eddypuentes6155]

RIP 🙏 ⚰ you will be missed 😢.

[@Off5eth]

“Yeah just not with chickens”😂

[@robingarrett3171]

That was the one that put me on the floor!

[@lakesalpal3553]

“are you funny because deep down you’re *miserable* ?” LMAOOOOO

[@ivy3640]

*_"Yeah, you just can't use chickens"_*

[@presidentcamacho4236]

Che's even got a hoodie that says 'Romance' to mark the occasion. How lovely.

[@jaywillingham4085]

LoL, thought that was a little too coincidental myself.

[@TheRealBeatMaster]

Their chemistry is actually amazing

[@veerumisra_]

Nobody: Colin Jost: *wheeze*

[@lindseysquire8417]

buzzfeed unsolved is shaking

[@jasonjohn283]

“misdemeanor or felony” “which one is tax evasion” 😭😭😭😭

[@chattycassiee]

Colin’s turned into a dad so much in the last two years like it’s insane. His literally the physical embodiment of the stereotypical Caucasian dad, yet he has zero kids.

[@Draigon18]

hes 35..its normal u weirdo. regardless of kids.

[@TrumbullComic]

He's also dating a woman with a kid.

[@micro-babe]

I can call him Daddy.

[@GayDracula_]

@@micro-babe yes

[@FadzaiSimango]

A really young dad, I guess. People (particularly entertainers) in his generation would probably only have kids in preschool by his age 🤷🏾‍♂️ But if he were a Baby Boomer, he'd probably have a young teenager already 😅

[@dwightschrute992]

"If you could give marital advice to pete what would it be?" "Yes" LIES

[@JuleszzC]

Woah nice double entrendre. Colin's Q: "Do you think our political system is broken?" Michael's response, "No, I think it's fixed." Too true and chills all around!

[@30catsinacardigan22]

@Lauren Perez-Engel the political system is "fixed" in the sense that it is permanently broken.

[@darrellglover493]

@Lauren Perez-Engel fixed as in it's rigged. Like a fixed game.

[@ChuckD008]

It took a few seasons for them to jive on Update but I love the friendship thats blossomed between the two "anchors". Theyre hysterical together.

[@seal869]

Che saying he voted for Trump is A+++ trolling.

[@xpacheco22]

seal869 I thought he was deadass

[@Kuttie03]

seal869 i hope he is trolling.

[@jamalimam3784]

He's telling the truth.

[@mimimary16]

I think he was being honest

[@seal869]

@ Che is a republican? why do you say that?

[@santividal9387]

I love how Che didn't lie about voting for Trump or having a tough childhood, but somehow he lied about watching the Kardashians hahaha

[@cassidyd9352]

Colin Jost wheezing for 16 minutes straight

[@yesvember11]

Colin laughing the entire time taking a lie detector test is what I imagine I would do while taking a lie detector test

[@bluetides]

*”Have you gotten away with a crime?”* “Yes.” *”Was it a misdemeanor or a felony?”* “Which one is tax evasion?” absolutely killed me

[@valeriedemello1794]

@@cgreen399 not FBI, the IRS, and there's no statute of limitations for tax evasion.

[@ideadwars6025]

And then her answering felony, so he said misdemeanor 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@EMurph42]

Colin & Che are the greatest comedy duo in decades if not absolutely ever. I think they’ve done so much better for the country then 45 ever could. Their friendship is genuine and frankly beautiful.

[@wolf3755]

I love how Michael always brings the Harvard thing up

[@Pulse22]

I like how these two appear to be genuinely friends. It makes them more entertaining together.

[@dimakotme]

"I believe it's fixed"

[@DanielOrteez]

Дмитрий Кот Chills

[@clumsiii]

12:06

[@bri3700]

I really wanted to like this, but we're at 420 votes and I'm a respectable millenial

[@The.End.Begins24]

not broken,

[@chanelgraham4463]

Absolute chills smh

[@KhushiSingh-hb9hr]

at 3:12 the way colin asks "do you want to?" is in a very specific tone that's like "i'll set you up if you want me to but i know you don't want me to so why are you asking?" and i think that's very telling of their friendship 😂

[@real_lampcap]

I love how Colin got real happy when Michael lied about wanting Kenan. That was wholesome...

[@corneliuswhite5139]

"Everyone should be made fun of at least 4 times a week." Deep!

[@frostyskeletons8950]

I would hate that

[@defectivepikachu4582]

@@frostyskeletons8950 just proves his point

[@sheenestevez6710]

Would love to see Leslie Jones and Jost do this

[@the_lovely_drawing8514]

Leslie Jones and *Kate

[@Inamichan]

YESS!

[@foxyproxy123]

Don't forget Kyle!

[@kazzuo32]

yes definitely

[@supertrash8283]

Sheen Estevez yesssssss😭😂

[@JamesBradlee1]

colin jost laughing nervously for 16 minutes straight

[@sjoo8]

"You're yelling at a machine right now." I laughed so hard bc she was back into character like we didn't see her break like 18 times 😂. Ma'am it's too late, we saw the giggles lol.

[@kylecook7187]

Broke more during this than any of the others I've seen her in

[@themightywhoosh5497]

"which one is tax evasion?" LMFAO

[@BMWDRE10]

Awww, the "friend or co-worker" question left them all blushed. Too cute!

[@brianmurillo5340]

"Not enough attention" cut me deep. That's how I feel about the South Bronx and Spanish Harlem, growing up. Perfect answer, no drama, nothing mean.

[@ella17734]

Can you elaborate please?