Weird/Creepy Pokédex Entries: Ruby/Sapphire Edition!

[@SuaveTito]

I wouldn't mind a Swablu landing on my head. At least as long as it didn't poop while it was up there.

[@SuaveTito]

Have you ever seen a bird pee?

[@SuaveTito]

I can tell you with great certainty, having owned several actual birds in my lifetime, they don't. At least not separately from pooping. It all comes out at the same time, in what you would describe as poop. So no. Yeesh, of all the things to discuss with someone, it's whether or not birds pee.

[@OMGWHATTHEJANK]

what if it had poopy butt like it still had wet shit dripping from its anus

[@Moakmeister]

Swab lumps adorable, so yeah I wouldn't mind either

[@drukato7300]

What did the Pokémon trainer say when a Swablu took a dump on his head? "Thank god Muk's can't fly"...

[@RAVAGE656]

I liked Ryhorn's pokedex entry in Emerald. "Once it starts running, it doesn't stop. Its tiny brain makes it so stupid that it can't remember why it started running in the first place."

[@WeirdFished]

lol

[@jonbaird8835]

***** that says a LOT about the mentality of the programmers. having a poke-dex entry like that makes me think it's just a room full of nerds (the kind that give us nerds a bad name) that have a deep seated animosity towards their childhood bullies. therefore to "get back at them" they described pokemon who they deemed as "all brawn and no brains" as stupid. very judgmental and ignorant if you ask me. sit down with George Foreman, who's net worth is still close to, or just over, $100,000,000 american, and see if you can call him stupid. Ryhorn, I can assure you, is 10 times as smart as your average Game Freak dev. ESPECIALLY and UNDENIABLY, if it's a developer from the 5th generation. Jesus fucking CHRIST..... 5th generation. **shudders** ugh can't even think about that abomination.

[@JoshuaTheGreat125]

***** so pretty much its the Derp pokemon

[@WeirdFished]

yup

[@Sealedaway]

***** I LOL'd hard when I read that as a kid. Up to that point, I thought Rhyhorn was pretty badass. Boy, did that notion come to a screeching halt.

[@TheVardener]

Writing the Pokedex must be the best job ever

[@esotericlorelei5197]

Ikr I would be the best at it

[@moumoute1189]

+Crafting Menace Just like writing the name of the episodes for the anime show xD

[@r.j.j.o]

True. Gotta go to Nintendo.

[@cgrate8940]

Nintendo I would like to make the pokedex for Pokemon sun and moon please

[@r.j.j.o]

Heck yeah!

[@Damangester]

Weepinbell's Pokemon Crystal entry... "When it gets hungry, it swings its razor-sharp leaves, slicing up any unlucky object nearby for food." Unlucky is right.

[@goldguy81]

You forgot to mention Zigzagoon who for the life of it *cannot* go in a straight line (Zigzag or go home), just to evolve into a thing that _has_ to. What's also funny is that it's because of its curiosity (leading it to find items as well). To Quote Red and Blue: "A Pokémon with abundant curiosity. It shows an interest in everything, so it always zigs and zags."

[@goldguy81]

Fusion14N Fire Red/Leaf Grean, sorry.

[@MrDarkmario777]

Hmm, *Lin* oone, huh? Lin + e = line. Gotcha, Nintendo

[@HotSauceBear]

goldguy81 ooooooooohhhhh

[@jonathankent1517]

*Zigzagoon*: Oh what's that! Oh what's that! Oh what's that! Oh what's that! Oh what's that!

[@TrailerDrake]

I'm glad that you're showing some love to Sableye! He's one of my favorites as well. :D

[@secretagentpasta4830]

Why are you on every video I watch????

[@trialbystone2532]

Dat pokedex entry doe :/ also a suggestion for crossover, soul calibur to bejweled!

[@trialbystone2532]

Bejeweld*

[@Sir_Saki]

And it can wreck your team if your unprepared.

[@captainmorgan4041]

Trailer Drake, Change your name to Drake McWhopper.

[@prexot2341]

That Swablu one is adorable. I want to walk around with a cute, puffy Swablu resting on my head.

[@fireynight9296]

"What happened to all of the charecters we didnt get back in Sm4sh?" "Gulpin ate them."

[@Nihilida]

+FireyNight9 more like Gul(Trash)BIN

[@nintendokirby64]

FireyNight9 I guess the few character for DLC came out successfully. ... rip pichu, ice climbers... (I forgot the others..)

[@nuibaba280]

yeah....

[@thetreyceratops]

But Fox came back

[@goldenhydreigon4727]

FireyNight9 Mewtwo, Lucas, and Roy escaped though.

[@sfornbrook]

Swablu is too cute...i want one to act like a hat on my head and then i'll take it home to cuddle

[@Pavel7918]

It's adorable

[@_eo_6053]

MC rainbowkaty it is SO week and it is a normal. tiyp

[@whitefang-ls7vc]

Not Cheating Yes it is

[@felixlee9645]

Me too

[@cesarvera2198]

Emiliano Ortiz ok first of all grammar second of all it’s not even a fully evolved Pokémon so why would you expect it to be strong

[@zoroarkultimate3276]

swampert "I WILL PUNCH YOU IN THE FACE after I decorate my nest perfectly" xD

[@mingslove]

nice joke

[@zoroarkultimate3276]

Feather Locklear thanks

[@mikauanaki4866]

+ZorarkUltimate 32 FUNNYYY JOKE!

[@zoroarkultimate3276]

Jacob Lewis lol

[@rat3079]

does anyone else think Cradily is just under water Flowey from Undertale

[@SmugLookingBarrel]

I think Yanmega's pokedex entries are some of the creepiest in the series. check out this gem from X: "It prefers to battle by biting apart foes' heads instantly while flying at high speed." WHAT?!

[@okey7281]

0_0

[@golasmithable]

You learn something new everyday

[@triicaruskid8484]

>.< DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

[@thrasher698]

This game has an ESRB rating of E for everyone..... Do they even read the pokedex entries? Does anyone really read them?

[@golasmithable]

Sparkle Chord I might read some pokedex entries if am bored

[@coolhorselover234]

Linoone must love the D-pad.

[@mondenkindqueen]

Swablu is one of my favorites. It is referencing the "head pet," a Japanese thing where someone is drawn with a tiny animal sitting on their head as means of carrying it around.

[@s4m3fu]

"Sableye just straight up downloads you into its face."

[@smashmallow1012]

s4m3fu lolz.

[@ALlALlALI]

Sableye is still my favorite pokemon

[@cringelord5446]

Alpha Starborne I caught one and i named it spooky. i dont use it much anymore

[@ALlALlALI]

Gerrit Strabbing I named mine Crystal, and killed my friends level 90 mewtwo with it when it was only level 76.

[@GlidyBun]

Woo bronies 4ever!!!

[@Tweekify111]

Blastoise from Diamond: The jets of water it spouts from the rocket cannons on its shell can punch through thick steel. So... does that mean that Blastoise can blow a hole through a Pokemon?

[@dayalasingh5853]

Jessica no, they'd probably explode before a hole was made.

[@racingraptor4758]

Based on entry : yes In game and anime : no Maybe he can control how strong those jets are? So he wont turn anyone into swiss chese.

[@sortofanonymoususer2468]

5:33 That's why we haven't seen a new Star Fox game.

[@sortofanonymoususer2468]

Brandon Roberts xD

[@kanekikun3353]

Milky Bacon FOX NOOO It's time to eradicate all the GULPINS

[@sortofanonymoususer2468]

Gary Oak *starts next day* Team rocket blasting off agaaaaaaiiiiiiinnnnnnn! -- Mission Failed --

[@DKong100]

why didn't you barrel roll!!!!

[@sortofanonymoususer2468]

Kong Moua I was too busy being lectured about how it's an airline roll.

[@BarryTwice]

Omg, 11 entries, it's 9/11. Is this a conspiracy?

[@AceWolf456]

Yes

[@SpookySkeletonTheWorst]

Surely.

[@Ted52]

Yeah. Because as everyone knows, JWittz is the new Al-Qaeda leader.

[@SpookySkeletonTheWorst]

No waaaaaay....

[@MelandBLT]

Well you could say he wanted to, "go one step beyond". Any takers on the reference?

[@hansa_0815]

I now have the sudden urge to paint a Mustang/Camaro/Charger/something of the sort with a Linoone paintjob.

[@fuynnywhaka101]

I get it...

[@racer927]

***** As much as I am a fan of super cars of any kind, particularly muscle cars. I can't help but feel that's sadly true that the handling is not the best unless it's something like say a Corvette or Ford GT.

[@AlbinoBlackHole]

***** He kind of looks like Aang.

[@theramendutchman]

How about Kadabra's entry on FireRed: _"It happened one morning - a boy with extrasensory powers awoke in bed transformed into Kadabra"_... Holy... Wow!

[@Alexdude99887]

3rd gen only, Kadabra is gen 1.

[@colbymazur5124]

He doesn't got a clue what this is

[@theramendutchman]

Whoops, my bad XD Thanks for reminding me.

[@kirby_tardigrade]

He already mentioned that.

[@revolvingworld2676]

I'd like to believe some pokedex entries are just myths. It keeps saying things like "Apparently", "It is theorized" and things about legends.

[@trexdrew]

Slugma (Pokemon Gold): "It never sleeps. It has to keep moving, because if it stopped its magma body would cool and harden" pretty horrible right there Deino (Pokemon White): "They cannot see so they tackle and bite to learn about their surroundings. Their bodies are covered in wounds" I presume those wounds have come from all the tackling and biting and thinking about Victory Road all the tackling and biting of them running into another of their kind poor things Electrode (Pokemon Red): "It stores electric energy under very high pressure. It often explodes with little or no provocation" the poor guy just rolling around and then BOOM! out of no where you're now dead nobody around to help you...life sucks for Electrode...

[@frankyquilavafireblast895]

Just look at its shiny model

[@trexdrew]

Wait what? I don't get it

[@partyp3opl393]

trexdrew sharks drown if it stops swimming :|

[@trexdrew]

yeah...? And...?

[@partyp3opl393]

trexdrew "Slugma (Pokemon Gold): "It never sleeps. It has to keep moving, because if it stopped its magma body would cool and harden" pretty horrible right there" just making a comparison.

[@MrToasty9000]

tbh when a child comes near me 9/10 times im like "wtf is this lombre doing thinking it can be near me"

[@TitoVladez115]

quinn o'grady lmao XD

[@TheMaskedFox288]

Sableye: One minnute Downloading soul in to face

[@KevinJonesReviews]

I don't care how ridiculous your Pokedex entries are Linoone, you'll always be one of my favorite Pokemon!

[@Lassenissen]

Love these top 10 creepy/weird pokedex videos. Like you said, pure gold. Please make more pokevids with the same theme!

[@ImperatorGrausam]

That Abandoned Ship music tho. My favorite track out of all the Ruby/Sapphire/Emerald games.

[@NebbyGotOutTheBag]

any one noticed how lileep and cradiliy remind of the heartless in the kingdom hearts series?

[@TheWanderingAesthete]

If anything sableye does.

[@pixl4517]

it must be its eyes......DIE POTATO.>-

[@chocobo4646]

I thought the same thing.

[@HoganIce]

Chandelure looks like a kingdom hearts reject lol

[@thrasher698]

roxasnot it's the Chandelier from Beasts castle's remnant

[@TheEpicNintendork]

What are you getting? Omega Ruby or Alpha Sapphire? I'm getting OR.

[@LydiaXavier321]

I'm getting OR for Team Magma.

[@Melkac]

Neither. Not getting this lazy cashgrab of a remake.

[@thepokemanfan4760]

Unshaved Stuff lol nerd

[@MinecraftSheepGod]

Unshaved Stuff LOL #loserwhoistryingtosoundcooleventhoughhehasprobablypreorderedbothcopies

[@Melkac]

MinecraftSheepGod I don't even have money to pre-order one copy...

[@kelleymccarron4040]

Slaking reminds me so much of myself... When my bag of chips runs out, I have to move to get another. :P

[@lunawolf8900]

Kelley McCarron me too lol

[@mrmanpersonguy5812]

I remember that Vigoroth scared me when I was a kid. So much that whenever he was on-screen in the cartoon, I would close my eyes.

[@crystalscott8739]

Lombre reminds me of the Japanese mythological creature Kappa. They look like children/reptiles/turtles and have plates/bowls on their heads that carry water. So Lombre seems to have a reason behind that pokedex entry, but still doesn't look like a human child.

[@somefancycashews4418]

You need to dig up some dirt on Vivillon. The 666th pokemon HAS to be evil in some way...

[@WhiteRaven696]

***** It *is* evil because collecting them is addictive. Took me a couple of weeks to get all 18 forms.

[@Emilybemily413]

WhiteRaven696 It's even harder to try and collect all their SHINY forms. I've tried.

[@WhiteRaven696]

Emily Shin Oh dear Muk. Why? The patterns don't even change color.

[@Emilybemily413]

I don't know... once you start, you can never go back

[@niadev]

***** They probably made it as innocent and unevil as possible just to troll us. Which is why it's so evil.

[@Xenodef]

They're climbing in your Pokeballs Snatching your souls up Tryna steal 'em So you better Hide yourself Hide your 'mons Hide yourself Hide your 'mons Hide yourself Hide your 'mons A hide your rivals 'Cause they're stealing' everybody's souls here

[@portaleverblood5226]

+TheOneAndOnlyKobra9 you don't have to come and confess, we know it was you. We're gonna find you, so you can run and tell that run and tell that home home home home 'mon

[@ayloak291]

I thought you were telling us to hide our moms

[@jonathanpatton4229]

+Kittiepopz same here lol

[@leohansell7345]

ass

[@ameliapond7560]

Now I'm imagining a Linoone riding a flying Slakoth

[@falyshafasha1982]

Ki

[@Robin280497]

Amelia Pond A flying Slakoth....believe in the Peeko. :P

[@danielsoliz9137]

***** TyranitarTube doesn't want to believe in the Peeko.....He should feel ashamed!

[@Robin280497]

DANIEL SOLIZ That's why his Master Ball broke. >:D

[@danielsoliz9137]

***** I bet if he goes back to the cave shadow Ho-oh won't be there or the dark ball will break too because peeko had cursed him.(Me:Shoulda listened to steven!)

[@elementalbehemoth3641]

I love Swampert's face as you were showing of his nesting grounds (he looked mortified, and I loved it).

[@CyberQueen2004]

1:14 just because it’s super strong doesn’t mean it doesn’t like a home with a view.

[@timmyreobed5043]

I have three interesting entries, one or weird, two for creepy. Weird: Magnezone B2W2: Sometimes the magnetism emitted by Magnezone is too strong, making them attract each other so they cannot move. Creepy: Pinsir Sapphire: Pinsir has a pair of massive horns. Protruding from the surface of these horns are thorns. These thorns are driven deeply into the foe's body when the pincer closes, making it tough for the foe to escape. Parasect RB: A host-parasite combo in which the parasite mushroom has taken over the host bug. Prefers damp places.

[@kirby_tardigrade]

I like Parasect's Yellow dex entry better. "The bug host is drained of energy by the mushrooms on its back. They appear to do all the thinking."

[@PokeNichola5N]

"Oh yeah liloone check that out, how does it taste"😂

[@Spirit_Yoshino]

One of my favorite and funny ones is Dodrio's Sapphire entry: Apparently, "the heads aren't the only parts of the body that Dodrio has three of." (if you know what I mean :P) It has three sets of hearts and lungs as well, so it is capable of running long distances without rest. I would love to see this one mentioned if you do anther one. :)

[@mapleleafgaming2739]

That's really funny about Linoone; It, like you showed, is a beast Pokemon and helped me beat the Kalos league, but it's scared of turning roads. WHAT?

[@sulfurhealer]

When he said that it was the most necessary tf2 mod, I think I fell in love with Jwittz a little more

[@AustinSPTD1996]

Swampert is the ultimate beach master I take it.

[@TrueKoalaKnight]

The bit about the bird acting like a hat might be from the trend back in the Victorian(?) era for women to have live caged birds in their hats.

[@RokuroCarisu]

That would be a very obscure reference.

[@dogedoge4547]

Funny how Victorian women sometimes did that.. Since, the Nightingale and the hoopskirt in a way was a human in a cage.

[@elliewellie_YouTube]

RokuroCarisu well, pokemon is full of obscure references

[@sebotrp]

According to the dex from B/W In order to protect it's Trainer, Gardevoir will create a small black hole. Black...Hole... No thanks Gardevoir, just let me die. At least millions of people will survive.

[@supersexyghotmew95]

I am thinking to never trust a fairy type they are creepy

[@Playmobilfanatic123]

Bekah Gower It wasn't a Fairy yet.. But now it is.

[@sheev2372]

And my friends thought jiggly[uff was scary :p

[@ridethewindd44]

WHOA! Nice find I can't believe I missed that...

[@supersexyghotmew95]

I know right if she can do that i wonder what the male counter part would do for his trainer

[@BraveSerRobin]

Dude I never noticed the woodland scene on your bulbasaur shirt until just now! So badass!

[@TheCoolestRyker]

GOTTA GO FAST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@ajf6849]

PRESS F13 TO GO FASTE

[@TheCoolestRyker]

Yosef F So, crawled out of your shelter have you? How was Topman?

[@senscandy9734]

CUMON STEP IT UP!!! GOT 2 GO FAST

[@TheCoolestRyker]

SensǝCandy WERE NOT GONNA MAKE IT! LETS SPEED UP!

[@TheCoolestRyker]

***** GET A LOAD OF THIS!

[@mechadan9324]

R.I.P. Fox McCloud. "No Items, Final Destination."

[@KuraSourTakanHour]

Cradily's RSE sprite made me see it in a derpy way; I thought the markings on it's face were it's eyes, and the yellow dots in it's mouth like gold molars.

[@JayREEZYsays]

Same here

[@tomwhitmore4017]

That's what it wants you to think isn't it?

[@okey7281]

Tom Whitmore my ocarina!

[@tomwhitmore4017]

TheGamerManDudeGuy oops, I'll change that

[@tomwhitmore4017]

***** Anorith and Armaldo too. It suggests that there must have been fossil pokemon that specifically targeted the eyes, probably to eat them. Game freak, show us what this monster is: that rivals kabutops in it's horrible ways of killing and eating!

[@kattlocke]

1:56 that rabbit is doing something wrong to that snorlax

[@bratz9891]

Yep

[@berrybenson8636]

Yep

[@acegamer9347]

Yep

[@Shaymaru]

Yep

[@modicum]

I just found it interesting, and I'm sorry if it was said already, but on really old cards of parasect and paras it says that the bug that is shown is not actually the Pokemon but just a host, the mushroom(s) on its back are actually a Pokemon. Paras: "the mushrooms on its back grow by drawing nutrients from the bug host." Parasect: "a host-parasite pair in which the parasite mushroom has taken over the host bug."

[@SlimyGreenSlime]

Ooh, I like the Abandoned Ship Soundtrack playing in the background. So classy.

[@greymane1994]

Slakoth, pot head. Vigoroth, Pot head decides to try cocaine. Slaking, pot heat decides to stick with pot, cocaine makes him jumpy.

[@terracat3728]

maybe the resemblance is the sticky hands

[@2346Will]

'Can steam Hulu from almost anywhere' - I'm sorry, I didn't realise AMERICA WAS ALMOST ANYWHERE

[@jaydnniven5611]

Murica

[@kutaoizumi4189]

Ikr?

[@Bryanneo1]

Not even that, just the States *is Canadian*

[@Soniclink137]

It's not talked about in the media much, but America actually took control over nearly the entire world. The only pocket of resistance to 'Murica's total world conquest lies with France.

[@kutaoizumi4189]

***** Whoawhoawhoa! I'm a murican slave? My life will never be the same D=

[@GillFish1212]

Linoone can to more then the 2 things you listed. It can also take out Dookiesheds entire nuzlocke team!

[@JoCox4048]

3:58 - Me when I first learned that Arthur was supposed to be an aardvark. I always thought he was a kangaroo or something.

[@fluff809]

It's not really a pokedex entry and it's not weird or creepy but it's just hilarious to me. In ORAS I read the description for Disarming voice, it says this. "Letting out a charming cry, the user does emotional damage to opposing Pokémon. This attack never misses." Those poor Pokémon who were hit by this attack will need to go to a therapist after battling.

[@Burabityn]

SWAMPERT IS DA BEST

[@eadc7]

TerrariaMaster 64 YEA

[@TheInfinityMaster1]

FINALLY A POKEMON-RELATED VIDEO OR IS THIS A GENJUTSU CREATED BY ITACHI?!

[@paultyree]

Almost all of his videos are pokemon related :/

[@TheInfinityMaster1]

Iced Link You don't say Captain Obvious? - _ - I was talking about the fact that ever since he expanded to include general Nintendo franchises, he has NOT been posting Pokemon-specific videos as much anymore. - _ -

[@NavonMC]

Nah its the genjutsu

[@TheInfinityMaster1]

mega lucario A lot of his "Nintendo" News didn't have any Pokemon news. A lot of his recent videos were about Donkey Kong, Bayonetta 2, Kirby, Zelda and other stuff. (which are NOT Pokemon-related). - _ - Now, I'm was not against him expanding to other franchises at the beginning, but the fact that this expansion resulted in QUITE LESS POKEMON CONTENT from him compared to the time when he ONLY did Pokemon videos, I'm starting to feel that he should just stick to Pokemon content only just like before. - _ -

[@TheInfinityMaster1]

Navon Could be! You know how good Itachi's Tsukuyomi can be, right? xD

[@bigsammichthoughts]

Sableye "downloading your spirit directly into his face" joins Omastar making you into a delicious tropical beverage as one of JWittz's best lines

[@Yurumates]

Why would Swampert enjoy nesting at beautiful beaches... wouldn't it want to live in a swamp?

[@tvoovm7254]

Slaking was nothing more than a reject of Skips from Regular Show!

[@The_PokeSaurus]

Looks like Skips, acts like Rigby!

[@Technocolor00]

So gardevoir "apparently does not feel the pull of gravity" and will also just make a black hole if its trainer is in danger. Straight up just make a black hole. Would fucking suck if you tried to mug somebody only to find out they have a gardevoir.

[@Gardivanyth]

+Nicholas Dont mug me m8 i have a shiny Ralts and Ralts-related family

[@Technocolor00]

Courtney Gripling ... oh shit

[@AverageBananas12]

Can you do a video about video-game currency? like how many ruppees would it cost to buy a a gallon of milk in real life?

[@thechozopandash]

Please, save that and tell the game theorists!

[@AverageBananas12]

noted! :)

[@NoForksGiven]

you do know rupees are a legit currency right? as well as the poke dollars being somewhat close to japaense yen. 200 pokedollars for a pokeball isn't as much as you might think if it was yen instead

[@elementalbehemoth3641]

I like how Swampert looks at the end of his segment. He looks mortified that his secret (though I don't think it is a secret anymore) about the beaches is out.

[@star2705]

I have another lovely Pokédex entry for you! Kinda like some others you've had. But still creepy! Froslass: It freezes prey by blowing its -58 degree F breath. It is said to then secretly display its prey.

[@kiwikenobi]

Mandibuzz's Pokédex Entry from Black: "It makes a nest out of the bones it finds. It grabs weakened prey in its talons and hauls it to its nest of bones." 1. Nest of bones. Picture that. All skulls and femurs and… bleh. 2. Weakened prey, not dead, still alive, dragged off to the nest of bones, presumably to be added to said nest of bones. If this doesn't make it into the next "creepy Pokédex entries" video, I'll have to assume this comment just got lost in the shuffle, because I don't see how it couldn't qualify.

[@ShotgunMcgee666]

Swablu hat for next TF2 Update Make it happen Valve

[@ViewableArtist2]

***** I won't get into theological discussions like most. But, I will correct you on one thing. The Slakoth, Vigoroth, and Slaking evolution lines and their weird Pokedex entries ... actually *MAKE SENSE* ... what you say? How is that possible? Well the Slakoth line is based on the actual Sloth, and believe it or not when is the Sloth most active in its' lifetime. When it is trying to mate to procreate the species which occurs in it's teenage years before reaching full adulthood. So Vigoroth (the middle evolution) being unable to sleep and blood boiling ... actually makes a lot of sense. It is looking to get its' fun in before reaching full adulthood or becoming a Slaking. Oh, yeah ... throughout the Pokedex - how many nice ghost entries and in it?

[@saz6957]

*A trainer sends out a Dusclops. The challenger sends out a Pikachu.* *Dusclops:* GET IN MAH BELLEHH!!

[@TypeNebby]

This is a Delibird Dex entry I came across, JWittz “It nests at the edge of sharp cliffs. It spends all day carrying food to its awaiting chicks.”

[@Lumen_571]

I thought Jwittz was dead for not posting for so long.

[@Playmobilfanatic123]

He posted a video five days ago.. Nintendo news atleast..

[@odstsparten27]

***** They mean dead as in the channel.

[@Finalblue1234]

You think that's long? Try gigguk who hadn't posted a video for 8 god damn months until yesterday

[@olivreheck]

eddsworld only post videos every year now

[@LuigiScout]

They always think they're dead....

[@hauntedskittydoll]

Pokemon DP Rhyhorn: Its body is clad in a thick hide, and its tackles topple buildings. Unfortunately, it is not smart. WHAT?! First they make a Pokemon that tackles buildings, then they say it's DUMB?!

[@mobslayer9000]

"Oops just destroyed Viridian City hurr durr durr..."

[@ranmj]

Saying that to the first pokemon ever designed wow .-.

[@RokuroCarisu]

Auradark AVC. Rhydon was the first. And back then, it looked like the Substitute does now.

[@ranmj]

Oh oops switched the names

[@bene.5576]

all thing strong are dumb like hulk (sometimes he smart but still dumb) Goku and Rhyhorn

[@Spika94]

If lileep got extinct... How did it evolve?

[@alice6035]

Magic

[@OnyxANZ]

it probably went extinct at the same time as it's evolution..

[@Darthwin1]

Both probably went extinct around the same time. Kinda like how most of the extinct pokemon have evolutions of some kind.

[@lumbajackthumbs7755]

Necromancy? :D

[@Dsworddance22]

It evolved THEN got extincted.

[@dougholler7328]

That Swampert entry is one of the many reasons it's one of my favorite Pokes On one hand, it's this SUPER BUFF STRONG POKEMON THAT WILL PUNCH YOU INTO OBLIVION (especially it's Mega Form) On the other, it loves to make it's beach nests look just right. So beautiful. It's one of those STRONG yet sensitive types and I love it.

[@HeartofXion14]

One of your best yet. I especially had a good laugh with Linoone's. XD

[@justincascio9550]

The best way to taunt linoone is to use U turn.

[@unknownplayer4066]

2 Deaths that day :,( R.I.P Red X3 20XX-20XX And Fox 20XX-20XX

[@Dobbic]

Linoone sounds like an Anerican car

[@JayREEZYsays]

Hey

[@AugPirate]

i just now realized after about 10 years, zigzaggoon and linoone are complete opposites..wow

[@LuckinGM]

Drowzee from saphire:If your nose becomes itchy while you are sleeping, it's a sure sign that one of these Pokémon is standing above your pillow and trying to eat your dream through your nostrils.

[@olivia6132]

*Is fighting Lileep in explorers of time, hears about being swallowed whole, looks up looks down* HEY WHERES PIKACHU AND TURTWIG?!? LILEEPPPP!!!! Lileep: _Burp_ -_- Fuck

[@Gardivanyth]

+Truffledor Animations Dammit lileep why you do this

[@Jay-fl5yr]

this episode wasn't very creepy...

[@iliketacos518]

Weird/creepy

[@ItsSerranoHD]

Any chance of a Top 10 (Worst) Abilities video?

[@SonicMegamanFan]

THANK YOU!!! I knew I wasn't the only one who found the Slaking line odd because of those entries!!!

[@joshcranston]

As gulpin gulped star fox, his last words were his best words; "no items, only fox"

[@alphamarigi]

SWAMPert+beaches= why do people still think the pokedex is canon.

[@keiraamano1618]

Because it kinda is.

[@alphamarigi]

A broken clock is right twice a day. So given that and the fact that it contradicts itself... not canon.

[@keiraamano1618]

***** Not really no matter what you say as long as it's a proven souce material from official products (the games and anime) it's Canon no matter what.

[@alphamarigi]

Where? Where is it a proven source? Just because it says some things that are right does not make it 100% canon. Hence the old expression a broken clock is right twice a day. Magickarp in one entry said it could leap over Montains in other it said it could only go six feet. Exeggute is defined as both eggs and seeds. Henceforth I can say since part of the pokedex contradicts itself it can't be considered 100% canon. Because 100% means all and having all when you have to choose between one or another is logical impossibility. BOOM LOGIC HEADSHOT.

[@keiraamano1618]

***** they already explained that only listen to the latest pokedex intry meaning Only listen to the newest info and if the pokedex is noncanon then so are the games because there part of the story.

[@PixelKirby97]

Cradily is love.

[@GuyZAfro]

***** search up "shrek is love shrek is life" its a great love story :')

[@rightyboywilson4911]

Cradily is Life

[@GuyZAfro]

***** and that my child is another reason why you shouldn't trust strangers.. also i have death as my profile pic, so that should have given it away

[@tsiartascyprus9925]

...Cradily is life

[@Grumpydrawer]

What does Sableye do with the souls it sucks in?

[@Grumpydrawer]

Brandon Roberts O_O

[@nootnoot7396]

Maybe we should ask the gingers (kidding)

[@Awalys]

It enchants weapons with them. JK, Soul Gems.

[@Grumpydrawer]

Serenity Strike Ah of course. That's their source on income, how was I so blind to it. Also that gave me a good laugh. Thanks.

[@kirby_tardigrade]

Serenity Strike XD How'd I not think of that??? It makes total sense! (You're referencing Skyrim, right?)

[@Saxdude26]

Swampert is that super jacked bodybuilder who invites you over to gush about the feng shui in their lounge while wearing an apron. He's basically Krunk from Emperor's New Groove.

[@tboyjaydee]

"Pokemon is very near and dear to my heart." *grabs Pikachu by his face*

[@Logos_Loki]

like if you can't see cradily without thinking of an immature joke

[@jasonvoorhees4740]

I called mine dicklet I couldn't help it

[@burbotime]

And its all thanks to dookieshed. . .

[@twilightdawn3233]

***** call a dugtrio surroundick. Sorry but I couldn't help it.

[@craiggames8934]

i think of dookie thats when i first saw him(ive only recenly gotten back into pokemon,i stopped at gen 3)

[@lovelovemiraclesunsetgirl]

Like if you make attention-seeking comme- Oh, wait.

[@miiridescence]

Hey! LISTEN! If you're running out of weird/creepy entries, why not do funny, cute, or disgusting ones? Just a thought. But if you do make a cute dex entry, you *BETTER* add in G/HG/X Wigglytuff, Sapp Pichu, or Sapp Igglybuff. jkjkjk

[@smashmallow1012]

ACCFMii1 HEY LISTEN! HEY LISTEN!HEY LISTEN!

[@miiridescence]

HEY! LOOK! LISTEN! WATCH OUT! ... *HELLO*!

[@andrejr9133]

ACCFMii1 dont forgot togepi

[@AmShibes]

Swablu tf2 hat want.

[@Flowerbarrel]

Someone might have mentioned this already, but Gorebyss and Huntail's Pokédex information really freaked me out when I first read about them. Gorebyss stabs prey with its mouth and drains their bodily fluids, and Huntail lures prey in with its tail, backwards anglerfish style, and then swallows the prey whole. I told myself the Pokédex was that way to make the game more realistic, but I remember those Pokémon freaking me out the most, even though other animals eat prey that way in real life. Maybe it's because it's a cute game at first glance but has disturbingly specific information. It's kind of like how you said in another one of your videos that the Lumiose City ghost freaked you out because her appearance is unexpected.

[@leonidasdraconic]

5:37 FOX NOOO ill get the philosopher's stone and bring ya back xD this was a great funny video. don't know which entry made me laugh when you describe them ^-^ can't wait for the next video

[@yellowshadow115]

hi, i heard that you had....the stuff, right? okay i will give you 500 dollars for a pack, i will do anything, just give me it, i can pay more

[@yellowshadow115]

oh crap wrong chat

[@theozawada7204]

Wow so funny ( sarcasm)

[@TheYouTubeGame]

MegaSpeedZ Stuff like this is very hard to pull off believably. Unfortunately, this didn't do it.

[@SuperGuldo]

Theo Zawada writing (sarcasm) makes you look dumb as shit

[@ofanichan]

Horest Gump Perhaps, but it then avoids a lot of future comments who didn't understand the sarcasm and makes themselves look stupid.

[@kingarthur9733]

Still cant decide if i should get this, X kinda disappointed me because of the story, difficulty, and after game. I do realize that it was a graphic transition game, but i don't know...

[@antwerp7970]

Play online, I don't think it will too easy anymore

[@drukato7300]

X & Y had one of the best plots so far! Finally Villians who one can relate to!

[@jasonvoorhees4740]

I thought I was a badass cause I had Mewtwo. I lost an online battle and am now rethinking everything I ever knew about Pokémon. This isn't red and blue anymore

[@antwerp7970]

*cough* genwunner *cough* In all seriousness, there is a lot more to pokemon than meets the eye. People online (including me) spend hours breeding and training the pokemon, until they realise it's maths Or get pokegen and make me and all other legit breeders like stupid :( The point I'm trying to make is, pokemon is for everyone. Casual players can wreck house with mewtwo and xerneas while the diehard competitive players (I.e. Anyone over 12 that still plays pokemon) can craft teams with amazing chemistry and bring out the pokemon's true potential

[@kingarthur9733]

Antony Di Placido iplay online too, i win most of the time tho...

[@ameliapond7560]

......I like Emerald......

[@mikehunt9933]

Is it true, have I found one of my kind?

[@Gunther930]

Mike Hunt Two actually

[@kooljoetheelectrode615]

Patrick Carr make that 3

[@ameliapond7560]

YEAH, RAYQUAZA FOR LIFE

[@ameliapond7560]

***** Me too!

[@YoshiYostar]

I like how this was posted on my birthday and the video is on the pokemon game that I began to play

[@noahlong910]

Heres a creepy one for Musharna: the dream mist coming from its forehead changes into many different colors depending on the dream that was eaten.