Weird Pictures of Toilets 3

We gathered more pictures of toilets. Thanks to Dollar Shave Club for sponsoring today’s video and the channel. Get everything you need for your bathroom needs for just $5 -dollarshaveclub...
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Weird Pictures of Toilets 3

[@CallMeCarson]

Sorry for the wait for the video! I've been moving into a new place, but I should be good to go now. Also thank you again to dollar shave club for giving me butt wipes. I will use them everywhere.

[@techasaur3498]

It's ok carson i still love you

[@MystMelly_UwU]

CALLMECARSON YES YOU BROUGHT IT BACK IM SO HAPPY

[@hikkidayo]

Thank you dollar shave club, very cool!

[@juicy8416]

toilets are my jam. thank you for blessing me with this video

[@BlightedRascal]

CallMeCarson it’s ok. Stay epic

[@yaboikrypticck6978]

Everybody gangsta till Carson’s laugh hits third gear

[@totallyunfunny5854]

YaBoiKrypticck 3:52

[@bottlekn1ght202]

g o a t m o d e

[@pcpc8755]

Literally

[@doyoumine3186]

Watch church Sunday/Wednesday to learn about the one true God.

[@kalikid3198]

CreeperBro9000 it doesn’t sound like a laugh it sounds like a demon rising from the depths of hell

[@emmwu2239]

"Yeah you know those silly little pranks you used to play in elementary school" "Like *Arson*?" In fifth grade someone snuck into the playground at my elementary school and burnt a giant hole in the slide. That part of it was sanctioned off by police tape the rest of the year and they couldn't find out who did it The good old days...

[@scramblesthedeathdealer]

"Why I never...... got caught!"

[@thisisanuncreativeusername2745]

Did we go to the same elementary school?

[@antty3380]

It’s kind of hard for that to happen to different schools, I would think

[@Raf-qz7ih]

Someone in my school burnt down half of the volleyball net

[@thisisanuncreativeusername2745]

The Womfox They couldn’t burn down the rest? Weak.

[@lopsided.]

KZbinrs: doing a normal ad for a company in there house. Callmecarson: goes to local zoo convincing animals to shave.

[@LegoLordPro]

Next Gen Ads my friend

[@MemeMachine-po9zo]

In his 3rd video about weird toilets.

[@islamicpotato9658]

Miller_Dog1 it’s the San Diego zoo

[@deletrious6776]

Carson makes ads tolerable

[@haroldbalzac6336]

Their

[@lizzieandmocha1131]

When Josh does "the voice" I lose it every single time. He has a gift

[@dreadlordhg360]

What voice?

[@landonfromdanceclasssussyb2987]

T H E V O I C E

[@fisherthegoat]

@@dreadlordhg360 They're probably referencing this voice 3:44

[@picax8398]

Dude same

[@picax8398]

No boss

[@urboibobbybottomtext6015]

Dollar Shave Club: So we know you’re content’s a little edgy. Carson: *A rock climbing wall*

[@emilybonnell5859]

yOu GoT tHe wRoNg ImPrEsSiOn

[@ezo-red-fox802]

Also carson: Dollar Shave club x4

[@yesyesww5393]

*cough* your *cough*

[@urboibobbybottomtext6015]

Yes Yesww My What? *MY WHAT?!*

[@eligoble1789]

UrBoiBOBBY *Bottom Text* Bruh

[@itsdoug7814]

Video should be renamed: Man with no facial hair gets a dollar shave club sponsorship

[@lindsey8549]

Its Doug he has no facial hair because he’s using dollar shave clubs razors

[@IR-Fan]

He's more interested in the butt wipes.

[@ifpfi-_-2390]

That's mean 😂😂😂😂💔

[@Tae-N]

Can be used to cut hair thats how good dollar shave club is.

[@warmnutjuice1682]

Why do so many beardless youtubers sponsor it

[@mckingwastaken1]

3:46 that „aueegghhh“ made my day

[@xlox7486]

What about hnegg aka Carson's goat laugh

[@toxic_shr00m]

Whaaaat the hell is that symbol...

[@xlox7486]

@@toxic_shr00m idk

[@toxic_shr00m]

@@xlox7486 I've never seen „ before, it's weird.

[@cas6174]

Toxic Shroom it-its a comma? what? have you never seen a comma before?

[@rozhsoh-muh]

"I've never had a recording go this far south." *challenger "These quizzes actually drove us insane..." appears*

[@nyct0phile]

stop giving birth dude!! 😭

[@aguynamedchar7359]

*Cheesy Hamburger*

[@henryb1721]

yeahhhhhhhh lemme get a sausage sammy

[@D-6106]

HAIRY NUGGETS

[@edrreal]

3:51 I fuvking need an hour long video of just this sound

[@failing244]

ikr

[@mirandagomez296]

BAHHAHAHAHAHAH

[@JuliaN-fi9zw]

I don’t even have to click on the time stamp to know it was the wheeze

[@me.4720]

@@JuliaN-fi9zw same

[@daed1819]

Sounds like a whoopie cushion

[@tenbre2560]

I love that they sponsor the guy who hasn’t grown a beard himself lol

[@timk7656]

Gotta shave that gamer neckbeard tho

[@TomBoi]

you assume he shaves his beard. silly loser.

[@lil-bupkis2442]

Balls

[@zachwallace483]

Thats because he used dollar shave club all the time

[@upesu]

He's going to SHAVE his *BALLS*

[@corbinbrier0]

"Hey what do you do on your Saturday nights?" "Oh you know, just tune into watch grown men talk about weird pictures of toilets for the _third time."_

[@samuellaureano113]

I see nothing wrong with that

[@M3RS.]

That's a this is a toilet.

[@cooldudemcgee5870]

When you are are toilet

[@beeeeeeale.4]

"My contents not edgy" "I'd punt Pikachu like 5 miles down the road"

[@tomcloud4854]

how is this edgy

[@humanman9950]

@@tomcloud4854 GrghTtggTgTttTttgtGrr5ggTrTygGTrt5gGrTGgRRrHhGTRTtGhGtTtTttTtTtTttTrrRrRRRtTgGtRyTTg

[@usernametaken017]

@@tomcloud4854 thats something somone trying to be edgy on r/ternagers would do that's my mentality of something edgy at least

[@kaled8839]

Carson: "My content is far from edgy" Also Carson: "I'd put Mike Wazowski in a garbage compactor to see how long he'd last"

[@off_on_one]

That's exactly what I thought when he said it!

[@jakelamoreaux634]

“I want to slap the baby”

[@therealone3536]

Kaled also also Carson: “I’d punt pikachu 5 miles”

[@himaliajupitervi7719]

*2 liter coke*

[@thesavagegummybear7341]

Carson: my content’s not edgy Also Carson: I’d jam mike wazowski into a car compacter to see how long he could last.

[@admiralgremlin6767]

I would punt pikachu like 1 mile down the road

[@prod1o]

This actually made me laugh thank you

[@axelbergstrom3644]

He'd last like 1 minute

[@Mr_Original]

I want so bad for the sponsor companies to comment on Carson's videos... 🤣

[@tybreelo9304]

3:51 Jesus Christ it sounds like a duck being stepped on

[@Sasha_Prime]

what kind of shit did you hear something like that in your life?

[@SPaleocrassas]

@@Sasha_Prime 'Nam

[@HazySkies]

I was already dying from goat mode, congrats on your confirmed kill xD Rip: me and my lungs from laughing, coughing and spluttering.

[@yeehaw9417]

I want that as my ringtone

[@admiralgremlin6767]

Another duck bites the dust

[@Gojirius]

"Combined power, ultimate piss." Is something I think about every day

[@bobbymcbruh5182]

@@cotton8000 of course.

[@A_swarm_of_bees_]

@@bobbymcbruh5182 still?

[@bellamcfailure9966]

*this is genuinely the first sponsor plug ive watched the all way and actually enjoyed*

[@tails183]

Probably because it wasn't the same crap that every other channel does where they drone on and on from a script. The only other channel to do it right is the Please Stop Talking group. They made theirs into an entire series.

[@vivirights7871]

bEllA Mcfailure Danny Gonzalez and Drew Gooden have good sponsor plugs imo

[@shrimp4278]

"Yeah, remember those silly pranks you used to do in elementary school?" " *Like arson?* "

[@furryfoxontinder5754]

CallMeArson.

[@128pResolution]

FurryFoxOnTinder no it’s Carson Arson

[@renspark_]

random thing: carson and arson rhyme

[@128pResolution]

Angel_Rose yeah but he made a video on it, the second best name would’ve been *The Incinerator*

[@Flurrymurphy]

199th like

[@itscaster7997]

Carson: My content isn’t edgy Also Carson: I WOULD PUNT PIKACHU 5 MILES

[@EnZo1rst]

MEGA PUNT

[@daijavesnic8610]

👌

[@justasimpleman49]

CasterofDarkness it’s not edgy. He’s just proving his athletic abilities.

[@nekoctrl2124]

“You know those silly pranks you used to do in elementary school” “Like arson” “Yeah”

[@LiL_Phati]

3:49 Carson’s laugh sounds like a motorbike speeding away

[@EthanBorsboom]

Omfg im not gonna unhear that

[@Cindy18175]

It’s a goat

[@zay8008]

You ever just come across the comment as it happens.😶

[@thefreddyfazter781]

@@EthanBorsboom V R O O M

[@thefreddyfazter781]

3:51*

[@conrad2107]

5:51 Never before have I been so tempted to actually purchase products from dollar shave club... How do you do it Carson?!?

[@jasonbrewer6714]

Seriously though your right

[@sansepicc65]

@Dacco j

[@clnne]

it's 'cause he's edgy

[@iLinked]

a rock climbing wall.

[@Soulraven2735]

@@clnne MAC DONALD!

[@vernzmarcobenitez2332]

I was expecting Carson to use the razor and shave his beard, but I forgot that not a single hair has grown on his face ever since adolescence.

[@kristofkohari]

Ever sinse he was born'

[@friendlyrusset]

not even his mother has a beard

[@churchson1048]

carson has left highschool?

[@Frenchfriez]

I’m trying not to wake up my house because I’m laughing so hard, how does one channel do this to me. One single channel brings me so much joy. Thank you Carson.

[@maxcarter5731]

ik lmao, its super late rn😂 cant stop laughing rn

[@IanFishooks]

welp this hurts

[@Frenchfriez]

@@IanFishooks this did not age well

[@zimmsterr9699]

00:32 : Cereal When Has Milk : 03:52 : Cereal When Has No Milk :

[@aijzoo5226]

This is funny, made me laugh

[@aijzoo5226]

When did I reply to this as this is funny, made me laugh

[@AyyHotDogS]

a73z_ funny

[@domain119_]

a73z_ about a month a go

[@Celestescookies]

HAHAHAHAHAHA

[@dragonspit77]

Walking around the zoo chanting Dollar Shave Club like its some cult.

[@lorddog7249]

Dollar Shave Club Moment

[@jaime779]

Lmao

[@unibulm6196]

Whait, its Not?

[@toepicsplz9294]

They made a mistake

[@Gerbmania]

Not just any zoo the San Diego Zoo

[@magicturtle7552]

3:52 : American A-10 warthog fires at hostile troops

[@wmoros4902]

Noo 😂

[@MaseLifts]

got his ass

[@sneedbadguy9137]

GET DOWN! Scheisse! Scheisse!

[@markusdandy]

I need this on a soundboard

[@justasimpleman49]

youve been gnomed brbrbrbbrbrbrblevbrbrbr

[@pleasenojohns3485]

Hearing Carson’s voice feels so familiar yet so far away

[@jtbayliss1005]

Ikr, I haven’t watched him in so long but it reminds me of the hole in KZbin without him. It makes me want him to come back but it wouldn’t be the same.

[@bruhpopoppoop2759]

True

[@bcfed]

then turn up the volume

[@thegingerboah9438]

Dollar Shave Club: How can you sponsor us? Carson: *YES*

[@ww6372]

Surely they make you send the video to approve it before you can post it? So either this was approved or they're about to change the sponsoring process. Lol

[@soupslow1396]

holy fuck the overusage of this type of joke killed, cremated, and spread this meme's ashes into the ocean.

[@Slyngbom]

@@soupslow1396 what joke?

[@dumbledazzjones]

@@ww6372 they changed their policy a while ago from other KZbinrs 😂😂 So this was definitely approved by Dollar shave club

[@thegingerboah9438]

Sorry but i didn't ask for likes

[@biohalo87freak]

Broke: Filming a shaving ad in the bathroom Woke: Filming a shaving ad at the zoo

[@GarretRB]

biohalo87freak big brain moves

[@Khieru]

can every1 please sub to me and watch my recent video!💜 thanks to everyone in advanced!❤ My dream is to hit 1k subs!💛it may be far away but I believe I will reach it one day!💚

[@PowerSpirit50]

@@Khieru No.

[@braxtonrichards3202]

eX Salty boi get yo begging ass off this god channel

[@Xionite02]

@@Khieru r/choosingbeggars

[@fandomsmoothie5749]

Carson: "I've never had a video go this far south." Carson's newist vid: "These quizzes drove us insane..."

[@cas6174]

“welcome to mcdonald’s, can i take your order-“ “BSOSHHDKSKWKDJDJ”

[@pebbletheheretic]

Do you mean newest?

[@fandomsmoothie5749]

@@pebbletheheretic Yes!

[@sohailstarpower8658]

The sausage sammy

[@UhWelp29]

exit my line of sight immediately mm edit

[@thenukethatblewupblackmesa7053]

Dollar shave club: dude we know your contents a little edgy Carson: *tries to high five a monkey statue

[@imquitetqlented8324]

*Carson: you get butt wipes* *Dollar Shave Club: never sponsoring this guy again*

[@Dr_Deli]

ImQuiteTqlented i would like this But its at 420. The best number.

[@joelfortin6634]

@@Dr_Deli ok.

[@Dr_Deli]

Well its not at 420 anymore

[@animeisgarbage7708]

666 like

[@garlic_bread9912]

*never sponsoring*

[@ohnokota9697]

Is nobody gonna talk about Traves' quote? "Sailing on the prairie" 2:35 shit had me dead lmfao

[@Jaffa__]

I just love traves so much he is so innocent

[@zatch9362]

Traves isnt wholesome hes just constantly baked as fuck

[@ashikjaman1940]

@@zatch9362 Both

[@deepfryerhouse6885]

This group of friends is legitimately so incredible at being spontaneously funny

[@pissapocalypse]

Not a prairie, not sailing, also a rock

[@samtacular3642]

Walking around an empty zoo harassing the animals to shave wearing a t pose shirt

[@jankansi5679]

"I probably wouldn't wear this in public unless it's to a convention." - Carson King, 2019 What does this say about the zoo animals? What does this say about conventions?

[@angrycroutons2274]

not any zoo, the San Diego Zoo

[@jankansi5679]

@@angrycroutons2274 I thought he was in the Ethiopian Highlands.

[@Shleep999]

bro i couldnt stand not hearing his ever so cheerful laughter, he needs to come back

[@RowletGameing]

I have news for you

[@deadshotdaiquiri1662]

And bro did

[@hydrosnake0197]

Dollar shave club: we would like to sponsor you Carson. Carson: 3:51

[@mintoave]

He sounded like a Kazoobie Kazobo

[@joshmaddie4665]

3:52

[@Jake-ef8wv]

There’s a line between this being a meme and a fetish and I think you crossed it Bottom Text

[@siriuslywastaken]

But which side did he start on

[@acebeamm]

@@siriuslywastaken both

[@siriuslywastaken]

@@acebeamm well, shit.

[@christiantrent1030]

Nothing could ever replace the grip these old videos have on me, they truly were special.

[@Kotenekrazy]

3:30 Wife: "Ron where are you going this early in the morning?" Ron: "Dooty calls"

[@anthonyy1790]

Kotenekrazy ...

[@zachbachar6850]

Dollar shave club: Ok Carson, we know your content is a bit “edgy” Carson: *MacDonald*

[@moth8476]

this comment made me spit my soda all over my keyboard

[@dankey5268]

I would like this but 666 so like this instead

[@marianokaz1503]

Sir, finishing this Big Mac

[@goblinofmossandmud1794]

mackdondald

[@photonegativemickeymouse8342]

Z B ??

[@TheBanMan]

What's your sense of humor? Carson's friends: Sleep deprivation

[@alexjonathanwhite606]

6:42, Carson’s thumb is so messed up. I mean like look at it move, it’s so disturbing

[@occasionalfan-content4771]

Mans triple jointed

[@Baddino45]

Not the only thing thats triple jointed

[@occasionalfan-content4771]

Hollowed Ichigo Why would you say that

[@Baddino45]

I was talking about his other thumb you sick fuck.

[@alexjonathanwhite606]

True

[@Xiellion]

Carson: yo lemme get uuuhhhhhhhh burger with leaves Confused McDonald's drive thru worker: sir do you mean lettuce?

[@omdano6432]

Epic not cringe gamer bruh moment time all your pepega clap wr holder title are belong to me

[@soup9912]

@@omdano6432 wha

[@omdano6432]

@@soup9912 kono wha kono wha kono wha

[@kingo1539]

OMDANO the fuck ur sayin?

[@omdano6432]

@@kingo1539 just a bunch of references you didnt get

[@Plasmic-knight]

5:16 thanks for crediting our Instagram page for the meme, never thought I'd see the day where we get noticed by big man Carson.

[@CabooseTehKitty-]

Fuck yea

[@insanesky8661]

I'm glad there are companies willing to sponsor videos titled "wierd pictures of toilets". It kind of restores my faith in humanity

[@rubyredren]

there are so many jokes in this video and every single one of them lands. every 3 seconds theres a new banger line and i can't take it

[@benfuertes6585]

6:36 so no ones talking about how Carson’s back of his head is completely flat

[@chaddumbbrat7174]

smooth skull

[@SPaleocrassas]

He looks like Ferb

[@lauraebk]

Mans got no brain

[@-sanju-]

@@TommyTom21 For real.

[@haydendehler4696]

4:07

[@soggybeanburrito]

I think we need more CallMeCarson at zoo vids

[@89thaharmaiiioptreshenanig3]

Me at the zoo except it’s Carson

[@reflection6401]

11:04 Carson: breathing exercises Literally everyone: re make of the screams of hell

[@C4N1N3Z]

no that doesn't mean breathe harder

[@Levi_Get_That_Money]

3:52 had my ACTUALLY DYING!

[@ycr_agent3485]

Same!😂🤣

[@neptune9423]

He's die again

[@neptune9423]

He's die again

[@neptune9423]

He's die again

[@neptune9423]

He's die again

[@daanaerts_]

Lol Carson seems like the only person to have zero beard growth and yet he still makes an ad for razors

[@superslug2563]

The hair may have grown . . . Elsewhere

[@antoniovazquez8644]

“Master Chief, mind telling me what you’re doing on that urinal?” “Sir... shitting out this Big Mac...”

[@slaughtzzz1389]

Dollar Shave Club are definitely DEFINITELY not regretting choosing to sponsor you

[@bizarremadix2136]

"That was a good ad!" He's in denial guys.

[@spaghetti7929]

5:54 bruh cooper sounds like a parent trying to discipline their toddler, which i guess makes a lot of since following these events in the zoo

[@fuizipra]

when you kick the doorstop 3:52

[@Izackvickeryband]

Oh my

[@morganf5717]

This is the most accurate beside the stepping on duck one

[@aregisteredpyromaniac2629]

WW2 planes:

[@vinny6829]

8:52 Looks like the kids' house from The Cat In The Hat movie lmao

[@soggylegs6716]

what, is it like 1/200 of like a frame?

[@gavinmullen1053]

This is the first one I’ve seen but I love how it implies there was a toilets in weird places 1 and 2

[@ChadConnor]

dollar shave club: carson, we know your content is a little edgy carson: no dude you have the wrong idea also carson: I would punt pikachu like 5 miles down the road

[@BigTripC]

TheBigMen get it... edgy... razor blades...

[@buzzdoesgames9874]

if you think that is edgy than you should not have the right to the name Clorox bleach

[@itsatalex3059]

Ima put mike into a garbage compactor

[@nicholasrowland9793]

I read this as he said and I died

[@otterstream1263]

Clorox Bleach source?

[@ignaciomerino3276]

Dollar Shave Club will never contact Carson again

[@themysticaldrone4517]

"Tell us about the last time you went to the toilet." "Oh it was long ago." "How long?" "About five minutes." The video has been going for EIGHT minutes

[@KFCGAMING55]

And they were recording for even longer probably

[@_slashes]

Why the hell do you have Hitler pfp?

[@cyberspartan2370]

@@_slashes that's not Hitler, that's Peniculus

[@nickarkells2401]

DAM BRO YOU BACKED UP

[@jackmanmoth6526]

im watching this while dropping a massive log in my toilet

[@croikes4617]

3:49 sounds like a fishing line trying to come in with a huge fish on it

[@slowinq8110]

Croi Kes 😂😂😂😂

[@Daniel-ss5tg]

Omg😂😂

[@bigman7583]

I was going to make a similar joke

[@connor48880]

How many cigarettes do I need to smoke to get my laugh to sound like that?

[@short7066]

*#33 ON TRENDING FOR GAMING** Ah yes. I just love toilet picture games.

[@Kurisou]

Actually #16

[@pzb1017]

And Dollar Shave Club Zoo Sales

[@kollanburns4747]

Damn look at all these EA games

[@imaginationalexandrite9496]

@@Kurisou your comment was posted a day after they made theirs

[@Kurisou]

@Imagination Alexandrite i looked at trending and found it at #16 and this comment said #33 so i corrected them

[@dylanandcarlos9484]

NGL his laugh sound like a 2 stroke dirt bike taking off3:51

[@reesespeanutbuttercups5548]

Yooo I know

[@prematuredgravy8033]

Carson's 2-stroke ass

[@MsSin99]

I laugh like that

[@sammmmmm-08]

Or a dog toy

[@scramblesthedeathdealer]

I think he swallowed a duck call.

[@sophiadebar382]

I love how when Carson makes a joke, the editors always cut out the few seconds afterwards so we don’t know if it landed or not 1:27 2:20 4:50 8:18 8:48 8:51 10:38

[@hans6328]

After watching, Dollar Shave Club thought they got the best or the worst man for this job

[@mojca6907]

Hey...you got your flamethrower yet?

[@kankeydong2500]

More likely the worst

[@tm_volt7713]

4:50 the alternate ending to 14 beers at chili’s

[@Coherek]

You have to drink 15 beers to get this ending

[@autobotx]

HA I get it.

[@frostyknox8457]

Dollar Shave Club: which content do you make? Carson: its compicated

[@jackbailey3788]

compicated

[@justaz569]

compicated

[@sourkarim9725]

Compicated

[@geegeegee1020]

Edgy content

[@cupberry5364]

Compicated

[@sogemorgan]

I come back twice a month just to hear "sailing on the prairie"

[@annagrant3328]

me too tbh i think about that line on a day to day basis

[@rhoness]

You know those silly things you used to do in Elementary School? *L I K E A R S O N.*

[@handyboy1899]

Call me Arson

[@riynex340]

Like “ C A R S O N E X C E P T W I T H O U T T H E C U K N O W”

[@cash6188]

Carson getting items from dollar shave club knowing dam well he don’t need to shave

[@goteer10]

He got butt wipes too. Sure we all need those

[@SpoonsYT]

Do not doubt the power of butt wipes. they are incredible

[@Mystic-Midnight]

Who said he isn't mowing his lawn? Like sure we see his face looks like a newborn's ass but like sometimes you gotta mow that lawn.

[@burgerguts9379]

baby face baby face

[@Alydian]

Please search "Vintage Toilets Texas " on KZbin. This guy has like 300 Subs and makes about 3 Toilet Reviews a day. He has like 10 Toilets in his backyard so he can test them lol its like cursed x100000 times edit: I DID SOME MORE RESEARCH AND THERE SEEMS TO BE MORE PEOPLE DOING THIS ,SEARCH "Vintage Toilets Pittsburgh" "The Vintage Toilet Wizard" This is so cursed holyy

[@nachocheesecoccodoodledoo2547]

I never want to see this again, i thought it was some kind of joke but it's real

[@mehspacedorito]

Super-Mel 1479 only about 100 subs - it’s the video count that’s 300

[@swag420vapelord]

I actually enjoy his videos

[@moralitiesaspook168]

Augusto Pinochet. Thank you for your service

[@VintageToiletsRock]

If you like him, you'd sure like me! :)

[@b00k_emdan-o]

I can't believe I'll miss him. Carson did this too himself but I can't stop feeling pity. He will be the reason his friends will all leave. I will miss him.

[@gavanlittle6539]

I kinda sucks because the age gap is only 2 years age gap. Like I think the law was made so 40 year old creeps won’t be creeping on unstable 15 year olds who don’t understand that there being taken advantage of Because that is disgusting to see but 17 and 19 isn’t great but by all means it not bad but the internet made it seems so much worse Like pyro was 20 and he did a similar thing to a 15 year old and he apologized for what he did didn’t know the age at the time but the situation was much worse but we all forgave him

[@bruhcorporation3653]

@@gavanlittle6539 pyro’s situation was way different than callmecarson’s, callmecarson coerced a minor to send nudes, pyro’s “victim” lied about being groped

[@Dementia_Springtrap]

I Still Wish This Never Happened. Idek What Happened Or How Long He’ll Be Gone.

[@jev5629]

@@gavanlittle6539 19 and 17 isnt that bad of an age gap but i think people have said that there were more than just the 17 year old and that people as young as 14 were involved. I might be wrong though

[@ami3000]

@@gavanlittle6539 Carsons problem wasn’t the age gap, from what I understand this issue is that he used his following to take advantage of her

[@hansypants]

Just a heads up to y'all that didn't notice, Carson's T-Shirt at the zoo says "When a bird fly's, it's T-Posing"

[@spartarticus]

thank you

[@zedaddy3530]

I need that You know what else I need? DICK AND BALWLS

[@moookdigo]

I have no idea if the poop angel picture was the most disgusting or most powerful image I have ever seen. It may quite possibly be both.

[@konpeitojellie]

That was actually real? I thought it was a cookie..

[@chaplainarkanus6410]

@@konpeitojellie oh the innocent oh how innocent they are ......

[@paolo3794]

@@konpeitojellie i have a star shape one. It's really nice, makes pooping fun for me.

[@cabe8606]

It was blursed

[@justinbebustin7247]

couldn’t stop playing this clip, so i made it easier for me 3:52 3:52 3:52

[@rn-zu5ld]

Imagine that on a loop

[@sewerslidel9859]

gorilla light speed oh shit

[@keyblx]

Dirt bike

[@iinomenii]

A pig be like

[@akarfr]

3:51

[@thetoastedbutter]

I miss this group so much

[@WhyTho-xq9qc]

3:51 Don't mind me I'm just going to rev up my chainsaw

[@mybirdiswierd5307]

*I CAN'T BREATHE*

[@RoroKold]

WTF🤣🤣

[@HoesStoleMyTacos]

@@mybirdiswierd5307 _If you cant breathe why did you waste precious oxygen on commenting, instead of calling 911?_

[@HoesStoleMyTacos]

*Rip* @@mybirdiswierd5307

[@erufanto7948]

Yo keep pressing the time again and again after 2 seconds everytime

[@jenniferradel5986]

Carson: my contents not edgy Also Carson: I would Mike Wasowski in a garbage compactor and see how long he’d last

[@RandellDigglesXI]

Carson do you really think any of your viewers are capable of growing facial hair

[@Skelterbane69]

I shaved this morning. With an electric razor TAKE THAT DOLLAR SHAVE CLUB

[@RatBoyDunce]

Does the pathetic fuzz under my chin count?

[@mysteriaxo5671]

Not facial hair more like leg hair or maybe underarm hair lmfao

[@samuelargyropoulos1249]

Only on the neck

[@Shonicheck]

I mean as he showed us, these razors are suitable for feeding ducks

[@a1d3d]

I hope Carson don’t delete his channel

[@vivi-jq6hs]

He will probably not. Pretty sure he's getting the help he needs right now and he will come back in some moths or that's what I hope. I just want him to change and leave his past behind so we can enjoy him again.

[@Lofi_Man1]

@@vivi-jq6hs yes his underage fans can enjoy him again

[@evangorski7992]

@@vivi-jq6hs yeah idk if that’s a good idea, I’m thinking being idolized by millions of children is part of what causes this, happens to lots of Minecraft youtubers, honestly only a matter of time till dream does some gross shit like this:/

[@Chee2y]

@@Lofi_Man1 ok

[@allxrtx6594]

@@evangorski7992 Carson didn't even do anything wrong. Not only did she initiate it and keep it going (the convo) but she repeatedly told him to keep going and only came out when she knew she'd get famous.

[@curse7914]

Dollar Shave Club: We should add Carson a Sponser Carson: *goes to epic zoo* hey dollar shave club (sounds depression)

[@liamnuval7643]

Carson: My content’s not edgy. Also Carson: “I want to put mike wazowski in a garbage compacter”

[@sghostr4179]

Stolen

[@Dmub.]

3:50 “Carson’s laugh enters goat mode”

[@reesespeanutbuttercups5548]

More like 2 stroke mode

[@kronos7662]

5:40 “And then I emailed them back, MCDONALD”

[@hisen3.146]

2:17 (Talking about 1954) "Dude that's like a decade ago" -Carson 2019.

[@dr.goingtowar6577]

Oh shit! That’s like a joke!

[@marklemmens8253]

Hi Sen3.14 yeah that was so funny because that is actually 100 years ago 😂🤣😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@-Denoslack-]

Carson I ripped my lip open from laughing at this video. Legitimately. Gotta go clean up the blood now

[@PowerSpirit50]

You good now?

[@selcouth444]

how did that even happen

[@-Denoslack-]

Power Spirit lol yeah

[@-Denoslack-]

•selcouth• re opened a wound lmao

[@batatinhacomlepra6899]

When your lip go _w h a c k_

[@racc5069]

Well we got our answer from when Ted asked "Is Fortnite In The Bathroom?"

[@blockbreaker8839]

YES

[@Jimb1264]

I wish I could enjoy this still, its just not the same. All these years I watched him so dang this hurts

[@Reilly31313]

I hear that bro

[@keniacruz7645]

wait till you find out he did nothing wrong 😳

[@madison8749]

two years but ok !

[@kungburg7661]

lmao these people in the comments don’t even know who he is and fucking cry uncontrollably

[@koletromp6194]

First dollar shave club ad I’ve fully watched. 10/10 dollar shave club you’ve made the right choice

[@Aethelos]

"You've got the wrong person for edgy content" "I'd put Mike Wazowski in a trash compactor just to see how long he'd last." Thinking emoji.

[@zank5840]

🤔

[@aoi89387]

🤔

[@pestober]

🤔

[@u_idiotkid425]

🤔

[@frog5931]

🤔

[@jaylee5012]

Me: Sees that this is weird pictures of toilets 3 Me: Wait. There are 2 more of these?

[@subnormality5854]

Michael Lee It's that kind of channel

[@yungboiwes4376]

Had to unlike to keep likes at 69 this is epic tho :)

[@footwear4579]

1:53 - Like those pictures they have on rollercoasters, where you can choose your favourite one.

[@berryw4ffl3z]

Me: Can I go to the bathroom? Teacher: Why didn't you go during the recess? Bathrooms during recess: *3:03*

[@EndermanPierce]

Strawberry Waffle uwu Lmao

[@pongo1342]

Recess? Whatre you in? Elementary?

[@BLANKONTOP]

Hey! 2D!♡♡

[@alyssa116]

Ollie! at the disco love your name + pfp hehe

[@dezcubing5844]

The bathroom during lunch

[@KostasK5]

we need a full vid of carson at the zoo

[@hankhill9393]

Krokante vis do you know what zoo it is?

[@humanbeing5143]

It is the San Diego zoo

[@hankhill9393]

Human Being Seth Brand thanks

[@insidethezoo5912]

Yes its the San Diego Zoo, it's fantastic!

[@piminnick7495]

I thought sanford zoo

[@larabarbatowolf1335]

“not to be racist or anything but asian people su-“ 3:52

[@reesespeanutbuttercups5548]

Carson became a 2 stroke

[@bromicorn]

-Per cool

[@thetrampbros]

0:38 when you eat chipotle and taco bell in the same day

[@Indeeditsjoseph]

Underrated