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Cold Ones

Cold Ones

Күн бұрын

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@coldones
@coldones 2 жыл бұрын
Like Our Clothes? 👕 Everything we're wearing can be purchased from bit.ly/coolshirtzz using code "COLDONES" for 10% OFF! 🔥
@penpeen2185
@penpeen2185 2 жыл бұрын
Bring back Pink Guy
@fluffy6161
@fluffy6161 2 жыл бұрын
Where's joji?
@coopooc9289
@coopooc9289 2 жыл бұрын
If you don't pull joji in I'll blow my back out with a canon, a hard canon.
@rbbl_
@rbbl_ 2 жыл бұрын
I bought your “funny little fella” blue clothing and the stitching on the tag looked like it was done by an inexperienced child. Coolshirtz needs to fix their subpar manufacturing of their products because id rather buy Teddy Fresh and get higher quality products
@rbbl_
@rbbl_ 2 жыл бұрын
@@penpeen2185 bring back your father
@imstupid880
@imstupid880 2 жыл бұрын
Seeing Chad getting legitimately excited over the Frostmourne and devasted by Max destroying it was actually heartbreaking
@biggrocc19
@biggrocc19 2 жыл бұрын
*entertaining
@Skornish
@Skornish 2 жыл бұрын
It was destroyed from the beginning.
@obtuse186
@obtuse186 2 жыл бұрын
It was hilarious seeing a literal foam sword break it tho
@MsOpium
@MsOpium Жыл бұрын
Hilarious*
@FrostyRonan
@FrostyRonan Жыл бұрын
They’re drunk, they’ll buy another one.
@Patterrz
@Patterrz 2 жыл бұрын
Spent 30k on all this, can't show half it on KZbin and destroy most of it immediately, brilliant
@ylondes9927
@ylondes9927 2 жыл бұрын
Shut up, get a life bozo 🤦 yb better 🤣🤣
@ian.williamson
@ian.williamson 2 жыл бұрын
It’s really convincing me to get their patreon though lmao
@tinmanakapetscop2guy85
@tinmanakapetscop2guy85 2 жыл бұрын
petscop 2
@mattymatt2323
@mattymatt2323 2 жыл бұрын
Give these guys more money
@adlam7634
@adlam7634 2 жыл бұрын
this is the way
@FBIs
@FBIs 2 жыл бұрын
that mark in the hospital bed painting was very well done props to that seller
@JIZZ420
@JIZZ420 7 күн бұрын
You’ve got more important things to be doing
@jaunks
@jaunks 2 жыл бұрын
Max stops chad from spending money but then just destroys everything 4 months later lmao
@ozylocz4078
@ozylocz4078 2 жыл бұрын
I know these mfs have money and are dumb asf but they got next to nothing for 30k… it’s crazy they could have made the same exact video for 5k and it would have been the same thing
@biggrocc19
@biggrocc19 2 жыл бұрын
Obviously Max is preventing Chad from spending because Max KNOWS that everything will be destroyed.... its kind of like a drug addict only buying a certain amount of crack in a vain attempt to throttle the intake.
@necroticdemonart
@necroticdemonart 2 жыл бұрын
Just like me
@slimesizecounts5873
@slimesizecounts5873 2 жыл бұрын
It’s for the vid
@hentaihaavard
@hentaihaavard 2 жыл бұрын
happens when you give and overgrowm alcoholic child too much money
@GhostGum
@GhostGum 2 жыл бұрын
Some heroes wear capes… mine wear $400 iced out Stewie Griffin chains
@tinmanakapetscop2guy85
@tinmanakapetscop2guy85 2 жыл бұрын
petscop 2
@moneymanofficial
@moneymanofficial 2 жыл бұрын
@@tinmanakapetscop2guy85 petscop 3
@Kasperkitkat
@Kasperkitkat 2 жыл бұрын
we don’t choose our hero’s; wait yes hell we do and I wanna go out dripped with some chapelle type shit. bottom text
@jessepinkman7364
@jessepinkman7364 2 жыл бұрын
@@tinmanakapetscop2guy85 his a furry
@apg4gearhead
@apg4gearhead 2 жыл бұрын
idk all i read from this was "Ghost Cum"
@sassmate5033
@sassmate5033 Жыл бұрын
I don’t know what max was expecting, hitting a steel blade with a diamond sword
@AaronKaiMCDNLD
@AaronKaiMCDNLD 2 жыл бұрын
The Puppets actully looked pretty fucking good, here's hoping they use them in future vids or whatever.
@TheTeDragon
@TheTeDragon 2 жыл бұрын
I actually felt kinda bad for Chad when Max broke the FrostMourne. You could see he was excited. Get this man a legitimate steel FrostMourne replica
@toetewwa3522
@toetewwa3522 2 жыл бұрын
you can get decent ones for around 500 lol they got ripped
@jamesc9385
@jamesc9385 2 жыл бұрын
Chad has a Horde tattoo, dude loves everything about Wow, :D
@petarkovrlija3346
@petarkovrlija3346 2 жыл бұрын
I think he got one, cause he posted a pic dying from covid yesterday and he was holding it in his grave 😥
@yinakiyama
@yinakiyama 2 жыл бұрын
14:14 The moment Max broke it, you can see Chad's face. He died on the inside.
@Joseph_Stalin5
@Joseph_Stalin5 2 жыл бұрын
Lol Pawn Stars.
@HoneyDew1231
@HoneyDew1231 2 жыл бұрын
SOMEBODY TELL MAX TO STOP BREAKING STUFF THATS COOL
@RyanTheSenpai
@RyanTheSenpai Жыл бұрын
@@josephlash9136 that big ass sword is something I’d have forever even if I don’t play wow or whatever the fuck it’s from lol shit was dope looking
@IVPixel
@IVPixel Жыл бұрын
@@RyanTheSenpai You can get an official one made out of steel and not some 3d printed garbage from blizzard's store for like 1.5k or something if you're feeling insane.
@philovidya8567
@philovidya8567 Жыл бұрын
It’s quite obnoxious isn’t it
@thegaijin872
@thegaijin872 Жыл бұрын
Honestly it’s really annoying
@ShinyHunterkt
@ShinyHunterkt Жыл бұрын
@@josephlash9136 YES
@actionveryshootshoot9780
@actionveryshootshoot9780 2 жыл бұрын
It’s saying a lot when Chad looks like the cool, calm, collected one.
@randomblock1_
@randomblock1_ 2 жыл бұрын
This says a lot about society
@babylonking6104
@babylonking6104 2 жыл бұрын
@@randomblock1_ and yet, we live in one
@biggrocc19
@biggrocc19 2 жыл бұрын
Lmao what does it say? that Max was drunker than Chad for once??
@jeepmish6123
@jeepmish6123 2 жыл бұрын
@@biggrocc19 haha yup, about that and nothing more really
@jtcustoms4297
@jtcustoms4297 2 жыл бұрын
The part with the puppets is the funniest thing I have ever seen. - Chad and Max dressed like Mario and Luigi is the closest thing we will ever get to super trash bros 2.
@SlapStyleAnims
@SlapStyleAnims 2 жыл бұрын
Man that just hit me with nostalgia
@ronaldg.4371
@ronaldg.4371 2 жыл бұрын
3
@eymanyouwell
@eymanyouwell 2 жыл бұрын
Technically it's super trash bros 3, since super trash bros 2 was filmed but not fully edited and released yet.
@NotFlappy12
@NotFlappy12 2 жыл бұрын
@@eymanyouwell yet?
@eymanyouwell
@eymanyouwell 2 жыл бұрын
@@NotFlappy12 yes.
@minihali
@minihali 2 жыл бұрын
14:52 I think a lot of people got the wrong idea about that 3D printed frostmourne. It is resin printed at a very high resolution, lord knows 3D printing it must have taken DAYS. But of course, it is a display prop and a metal/foam one would have suited Chad better considering he wants to manhandle it. 3D printing is great, but this was a poor fit.
@marvelousball
@marvelousball 2 жыл бұрын
3D printing fell off
@Official_Rat_King
@Official_Rat_King 2 жыл бұрын
@@marvelousball it’s actually fucking awesome, just so many people print stupid shit off them. I had a buddy make a whole custom airsoft gun with 3d print (minus most internals.) I remember it looked like the Flatline from Titanfall
@sadflix8754
@sadflix8754 2 жыл бұрын
@@Official_Rat_King damn that’s my favorite weapon in that game
@Official_Rat_King
@Official_Rat_King 2 жыл бұрын
@@sadflix8754 well it’s like the AK of the titanfall universe
@akbop3749
@akbop3749 2 жыл бұрын
Hand made will always be better
@rextek5421
@rextek5421 2 жыл бұрын
13:45 I have never seen chad so sad and disappointed, he legit sounded like a broken man. Seeing Chad acutally sad made me cry
@em2478
@em2478 2 жыл бұрын
same. I was about to throw hands with my monitor
@averylennon8454
@averylennon8454 2 жыл бұрын
Are you serious? It’s a plastic world of Warcraft sword.
@em2478
@em2478 2 жыл бұрын
@@averylennon8454 you're a plastic wow sword
@kimorayn1733
@kimorayn1733 2 жыл бұрын
I punched a wall in anger, that's fosho
@ZemanTheMighty
@ZemanTheMighty 2 жыл бұрын
Seeing Max bully Chad after that hurt my soul
@kierab8080
@kierab8080 2 жыл бұрын
I love that Max carries out every single intrusive thought he has
@RESURGAM.
@RESURGAM. 2 жыл бұрын
LMFAO FR
@SylasTheGreat
@SylasTheGreat 2 жыл бұрын
No he doesn't, he wouldn't be alive if he did
@biggrocc19
@biggrocc19 2 жыл бұрын
@@SylasTheGreat You haven't watched all his content, then.
@xkristofer1840
@xkristofer1840 2 жыл бұрын
Man I loved where they broke the glass before they knew what it was and blamed it on the aussie post 8:01 pure content
@aeiou1738
@aeiou1738 2 жыл бұрын
@@SylasTheGreat 🤓
@krazyjokeztattooz7294
@krazyjokeztattooz7294 Жыл бұрын
i deadass felt so bad for chad when his sword broke😭he was so excited for it lmao
@SD-oi9gr
@SD-oi9gr 2 жыл бұрын
The difference of quality between those who actually care about their business / products and the majority of the trash people crap out is unreal. Yet the prices don’t seem to correlate at all lmao. Max definitely owes chad a solid metal frostmourne.
@IM2OFU
@IM2OFU 2 жыл бұрын
With a full tang and carbon steel boii
@randomblock1_
@randomblock1_ 2 жыл бұрын
And "cold ones" engraved on the hilt
@jeremyfritz7412
@jeremyfritz7412 2 жыл бұрын
chad deserves the frostmourne
@KSGnG
@KSGnG 2 жыл бұрын
Lol I thought the same thing, I have a 20lb frostmourne that's full metal. Wanted to ship him it but that's a pretty penny lmao
@rhysevans3484
@rhysevans3484 2 жыл бұрын
@@KSGnG ngl ive got that one too and its pretty great, and it was cheaper then that 3d printed one XD
@FlubGeometryDash
@FlubGeometryDash 2 жыл бұрын
Impeccable timing on the Markiplier hospital one since he's currently hospitalized right now o_O
@Galendramatik
@Galendramatik 2 жыл бұрын
damn. kinda dark isn't it?
@KitsunekoOwO
@KitsunekoOwO 2 жыл бұрын
Again ? Damn 😔
@Spozof
@Spozof 2 жыл бұрын
Arent you that guy that swore on stream once
@necroticdemonart
@necroticdemonart 2 жыл бұрын
😂😂
@zapatababoibarra95
@zapatababoibarra95 2 жыл бұрын
its not a puppet is a vodoo doll
@ivansidorov6391
@ivansidorov6391 Жыл бұрын
The fact that they both call for Scott when one of them gets too naughty is hilarious.
@TheBearWithOrangeFur
@TheBearWithOrangeFur Жыл бұрын
Like two brothers calling for dad
@Daft-SFM
@Daft-SFM 2 жыл бұрын
It makes me happy knowing max still makes chef jokes after 7 years
@tezmard3003
@tezmard3003 2 жыл бұрын
Where in the vid?
@joshboger7056
@joshboger7056 2 жыл бұрын
Chef
@joshboger7056
@joshboger7056 2 жыл бұрын
@@tezmard3003 right in the beginning with the puppets. Max says "my name cHEF"
@AsaturnNgenesis
@AsaturnNgenesis 2 жыл бұрын
Hell yeah WAIT SEVEN YEARS
@JustaComment93
@JustaComment93 11 ай бұрын
GUYS BE LIKE
@hannahemerson7521
@hannahemerson7521 2 жыл бұрын
my day is automatically better when Cold Ones uploads
@calevoid
@calevoid 2 жыл бұрын
Absolutely. I've been looking forward to this
@ChankaMusic
@ChankaMusic 2 жыл бұрын
especially when they use thousands of dollars to buy the most unexpectedly ungodly creations
@Night_Wood
@Night_Wood 2 жыл бұрын
at first i read your dad is better
@DriedVerbena
@DriedVerbena 2 жыл бұрын
very true.
@siririshchimp5523
@siririshchimp5523 2 жыл бұрын
Same
@eseflomein6591
@eseflomein6591 3 ай бұрын
I love how much they genuinely fuck with and love mark
@ayoxe
@ayoxe 2 жыл бұрын
I honestly felt really bad for Chad when Max snapped his sword.
@sherryperson4558
@sherryperson4558 2 жыл бұрын
Me too he looked so sad oh my gor
@ilikevideos4868
@ilikevideos4868 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah dude Warcraft III was a legendary game
@karinisvetcool
@karinisvetcool 2 жыл бұрын
I bet he didn't expect a foam sword to break it, really poor quality for 1200 dollars :(
@Gypsyblood777
@Gypsyblood777 2 жыл бұрын
Lol I saw his insta story recently he bought another one 😂
@allbadmanners
@allbadmanners 2 жыл бұрын
Chad is like the older brother who lets Max, his younger brother, play with his toys bc he has to but Max just destroys all of them and gets away with it.
@devonc99
@devonc99 2 жыл бұрын
only in this one is that fully true, maybe the last year or so he's become more and more like that, but their whole dynamic was the opposite from the start up until recently
@christophernunn7620
@christophernunn7620 2 жыл бұрын
Just wait another 6 months and Chad will be destructive again. It just depends on how they feel each episode I believe
@vocexseta
@vocexseta 2 жыл бұрын
14:10 - 14:30 reminds me of my little nephews. They're 5 and 7. x)
@sempermiser.
@sempermiser. Жыл бұрын
This show is just max breaking everything and chad being disappointed
@hhhemlock
@hhhemlock 2 жыл бұрын
For every Markiplier meme they make, he just moves further and further away from appearing on the podcast.
@Orzule
@Orzule 2 жыл бұрын
Well, it couldn't be timed better. He's back in the hospital for the exact same reason
@Mr.0.Ramses
@Mr.0.Ramses 2 жыл бұрын
He can't drink alcohol anyway, this is the only way they'll have him on the channel
@dstroyar5426
@dstroyar5426 2 жыл бұрын
By leaps each time.
@NethiestChannel
@NethiestChannel 2 жыл бұрын
Good
@vinireclama
@vinireclama 2 жыл бұрын
We don't need Markiplier on the show. Only the memes.
@Emma7846
@Emma7846 2 жыл бұрын
Rest in peace Gilbert Gottfried, you will forever be missed by Cold Ones
@worryin5442
@worryin5442 2 жыл бұрын
fact
@boboertyusa
@boboertyusa 2 жыл бұрын
what the fuck, didn't even realize he had died. Sucks, he was a legend.
@Shanenigans_
@Shanenigans_ 2 жыл бұрын
rip
@AnnaSue81
@AnnaSue81 2 жыл бұрын
07
@joshguy5221
@joshguy5221 2 жыл бұрын
RIP cumlord
@nlellison99
@nlellison99 Жыл бұрын
Sometimes i wish max would just open the things instead of breaking them all.
@marzxrover1595
@marzxrover1595 Жыл бұрын
Fr it’s such a waste and it isn’t even funny,child humor
@littlea420
@littlea420 Жыл бұрын
@@marzxrover1595 why are u watching
@BleezyBandit
@BleezyBandit Жыл бұрын
@@marzxrover1595 female shit take
@marzxrover1595
@marzxrover1595 Жыл бұрын
@@littlea420 bc I want to,why you wanna start beef on the internet?bc you want to🤷🏼‍♀️ the things said are very valid things just because you have child humor don’t mean we are wrong for not.
@andreatoth8029
@andreatoth8029 Жыл бұрын
Agreed
@selectionn
@selectionn 2 жыл бұрын
Im convinced that this channel operates at an extreme money deficit, im doubtful even the shirts/merch you sell makes up for stuff like this, you guys are insane
@Cowmookaze
@Cowmookaze 2 жыл бұрын
Patreon . Apparently they earn about 70k a month from there
@chef___
@chef___ 2 жыл бұрын
70k from patreon alone + shirt sales + sponsorships + ad revenue. They make mad money from this.
@abraxis7292
@abraxis7292 2 жыл бұрын
Look they liked the comment
@kohuwaiteurewerateehutu7841
@kohuwaiteurewerateehutu7841 2 жыл бұрын
@@Goganzuela ive been trying to access the akashic records do you have any tips please? Ive tried dmt, meditation and various other methods so far
@mlkshake1230
@mlkshake1230 2 жыл бұрын
Cool Shirtz doesnt make money because they never have stock. It is a just a front for money laundering
@KyleFaver
@KyleFaver 2 жыл бұрын
I really don't know how this channel racks up this much money in general, despite being able to invest this much in one episode. Who knew that well-edited chaotic comedic drinking could result in such a profession and hefty cash flow...
@Pacmanfan-po9rn
@Pacmanfan-po9rn 2 жыл бұрын
They have patreon, sponsorships, ad revenue, and merch. Not to mention Max has MMP.
@thevampirologist3054
@thevampirologist3054 2 жыл бұрын
Because they can write it all off in taxes as it's a company expense
@crayfishguy6853
@crayfishguy6853 2 жыл бұрын
They get 75,000 per month on patreon
@hughjass8853
@hughjass8853 2 жыл бұрын
@@crayfishguy6853 holy fucking shit i thought u were exaggerating
@Grandmaster-Kush
@Grandmaster-Kush 2 жыл бұрын
74768 USD on patreon, and maybe ad revenue and sponsor ontop of it
@Nedas-ef9ft
@Nedas-ef9ft Жыл бұрын
I think max would be a great product tester, especially for glass
@batsardcat3285
@batsardcat3285 Жыл бұрын
Should do the taste test too
@ProGremlinPlayer
@ProGremlinPlayer 2 жыл бұрын
This episode was absolutely marvelous. I had trouble breathing at some parts. on another note, I hope you guys do a video where you commission artists to draw whatever you guys come up with.
@GrimFelArt
@GrimFelArt 2 жыл бұрын
As an artist I accept that challenge
@guerilla_food
@guerilla_food 2 жыл бұрын
They've already done this, but I'd love to see it agaun
@iHappyVideo
@iHappyVideo 2 жыл бұрын
They did this already? U know this dude I feel like ur an artist praying for a job from them so ur pushing the art commission video idea again to be in it if ur insanely lucky. Also actually legit insane if I’m correct. Probably u just didn’t know they alert did it in reality tho.
@chancejanociak1279
@chancejanociak1279 2 жыл бұрын
@@iHappyVideo you had to have been high writing this comment, what the fuck is the self reflection in the middle along with a prediction at the end
@FinalFantasyIXIIII
@FinalFantasyIXIIII 2 жыл бұрын
The look on Chads face when Max broke the sword. Holy shit.
@macypearce3188
@macypearce3188 2 жыл бұрын
hurt my soul a bit
@sargetun
@sargetun 2 жыл бұрын
hahaha hes just a oldschool wow fan all of us would of loved that sword lol
@RandoTheArtist
@RandoTheArtist Жыл бұрын
14:35 "Chad will remember this"
@phatboi6650
@phatboi6650 2 жыл бұрын
Max and Chad's financial decisions never cease to amaze me
@luxintelligentia4632
@luxintelligentia4632 2 жыл бұрын
Im sure they have burned couple m’s by now on stupid shit, but im sure they have made atleast 20m’s from all of that. Pretty good if you ask me 😁
@theapocilip
@theapocilip 2 жыл бұрын
I think Etsy gives them 30k to spend
@sigmatic__
@sigmatic__ 2 жыл бұрын
Thank goodness the boys are back, I was worried their livers were going to recover.
@bulletbunnyyy
@bulletbunnyyy 2 жыл бұрын
LMAOO
@penpeen2185
@penpeen2185 2 жыл бұрын
Lol
@brendanjoyce645
@brendanjoyce645 2 жыл бұрын
Weren’t?*
@CaptainPascoflair
@CaptainPascoflair 2 жыл бұрын
@@brendanjoyce645 Nah man, I think he got it right
@nexusanimation2003
@nexusanimation2003 2 жыл бұрын
I actually feel insanely bad for chad, the sword was really cool and you could tell he liked it
@Cyranek
@Cyranek 2 жыл бұрын
I would trust them with my money
@josephkony3993
@josephkony3993 2 жыл бұрын
ok
@Corn0nTheCobb
@Corn0nTheCobb 2 жыл бұрын
First
@marcovazquez5240
@marcovazquez5240 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah they know a good a investor
@LepelJ
@LepelJ 2 жыл бұрын
meanwhile me who doesnt have money '-'
@DolanDarker
@DolanDarker 2 жыл бұрын
Lois sounds a lot more like Marge than i remember
@fathersnuts
@fathersnuts 2 жыл бұрын
Hi Dolan
@DolanDarker
@DolanDarker 2 жыл бұрын
@@fathersnuts hi dad's nuts
@ESKEDIT
@ESKEDIT 2 жыл бұрын
Hello Dolan
@ImaplanetJupiteeeerr
@ImaplanetJupiteeeerr 2 жыл бұрын
12 hours into Dolans comment with only 29 likes, what are my eyes seeing :ooooo
@mrbleachclean6656
@mrbleachclean6656 2 жыл бұрын
@@DolanDarker hello dolan I have your family
@Trashboat444
@Trashboat444 Жыл бұрын
I kinda feel bad for Chad, he seemed like he really wanted that sword
@Daaninator
@Daaninator 2 жыл бұрын
14:14 this is the moment chad became the joker
@tinmanakapetscop2guy85
@tinmanakapetscop2guy85 2 жыл бұрын
petscop 2
@inforism.
@inforism. 2 жыл бұрын
all it took was one bad day 😔
@mintchip6302
@mintchip6302 2 жыл бұрын
@@tinmanakapetscop2guy85 yardy know.
@timwilliams347
@timwilliams347 2 жыл бұрын
legit felt bad for him
@rex_is_dead
@rex_is_dead 2 жыл бұрын
Chads villian arc
@chillpill1649
@chillpill1649 2 жыл бұрын
14:12 Max breaking the sword, that chad gave this crazy intro for, with a foam diamond sword was the funniest thing in this video.
@fatcat2861
@fatcat2861 2 жыл бұрын
Chad sounds like a kid when you take his toys
@RealMrSoloDolo
@RealMrSoloDolo 2 жыл бұрын
i couldn’t stop laughing lmfaoooo
@humphreybumblecuck5151
@humphreybumblecuck5151 2 жыл бұрын
@@fatcat2861 I kinda get it tho, over 1 thousand bucks and its broken within the first minute and a half, to a fuckin minecraft diamond sword of all things lol That and frostmourne is cool as shit, you'd wanna fuck around with it atleast 5 minutes b4 it breaks lol
@GrimFelArt
@GrimFelArt 2 жыл бұрын
As an avid WoW player I felt Chad's pain, even more so when he realised it was 3D printed crap that cost $1200 😭😭
@Saniteee
@Saniteee 2 жыл бұрын
@@GrimFelArt I mean 3D printed props still need some work done like painting and smoothing but $1200 definitely seems overpriced
@Sitting_leaves
@Sitting_leaves Жыл бұрын
Ok but Max breaking Chad's sword and not taking him seriously when Chad was genuinely bothered by it is how I would occasionally mess with my younger sibling 😭
@deej4465
@deej4465 2 жыл бұрын
i didnt even laugh when max broke chad's sword. i just feel so bad
@amberhalcyonart
@amberhalcyonart 2 жыл бұрын
Same here.. poor Chad:(
@AgarthanExecutioner
@AgarthanExecutioner 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah ngl that hit hard. Chad's face when it broke :( Hell even if it is just 3d printed. Thankfully a bit of superglue can fix it, but still
@LeftOdogus
@LeftOdogus 2 жыл бұрын
My heart broke when Chad got his nerd-creaming constantly blueballed for a crusty Frostmourne
@ImaplanetJupiteeeerr
@ImaplanetJupiteeeerr 2 жыл бұрын
Eeppinen käyttäjänimi :DDD
@labanfinney1959
@labanfinney1959 Жыл бұрын
Am I the only one that hates when max destroys a damn item before being able to see it
@Yue_Jin
@Yue_Jin 2 жыл бұрын
For the price they paid for that Frostmourne they actually could have paid for a fully functioning high quality sword. Dno if Australia would have let it in though.
@somelaser5906
@somelaser5906 2 жыл бұрын
swords are usually safe to import
@bunkerblitz2319
@bunkerblitz2319 2 жыл бұрын
Over here in europe is a nerd shop chain, that also sells full metal replika swords. i think i saw Frostmourne for like 500. If that one really was printed, then it should not have cost more than 200
@poppa_woody
@poppa_woody 2 жыл бұрын
The timing of this video, and Mark actually being back in the hospital currently is unreal 😵‍💫.
@rbbl_
@rbbl_ 2 жыл бұрын
Ikr its actually hilarious
@weelee4352
@weelee4352 2 жыл бұрын
Quandarious dingle Dale back at it again
@rbbl_
@rbbl_ 2 жыл бұрын
@@weelee4352 black people always be having names like le4che
@forgottenalex
@forgottenalex Жыл бұрын
If they ever get Markiplier on Cold Ones they need to bring out all the Markipler items they have ever made of him and have it on the table during the whole interview
@cerspence
@cerspence 2 жыл бұрын
I want the moist puppet
@eymanyouwell
@eymanyouwell 2 жыл бұрын
To add one more to the moist lookalike cult?
@biggrocc19
@biggrocc19 2 жыл бұрын
yeah we all do, pal. I already called dibs on a moist puppet like 8 months ago tho so ur SOL sry
@tinmanakapetscop2guy85
@tinmanakapetscop2guy85 2 жыл бұрын
petscop 2
@ButtSauce666
@ButtSauce666 2 жыл бұрын
I want to be* that moist alien
@WhuDhat
@WhuDhat 2 жыл бұрын
moistiplier*
@birdofbuckets
@birdofbuckets 2 жыл бұрын
Really great timing on the markiplier painting, since Marks in the hospital right now 😂 Edit: I FORGOR THAT EDITING IT TAKES AWAY THE CREATOR LIKE but thanks for the like cold ones please like my post again or else you fell off
@FirehawkValkyrie
@FirehawkValkyrie 2 жыл бұрын
Was 100% gonna comment this 😂
@meatba119
@meatba119 2 жыл бұрын
It’s an omen
@Knapperoni
@Knapperoni 2 жыл бұрын
Don't worry, he farted
@biggrocc19
@biggrocc19 2 жыл бұрын
They should send the portrait to his hospital room
@sir_ladykiller1803
@sir_ladykiller1803 2 жыл бұрын
Cringe as fuck
@selenehernandez3007
@selenehernandez3007 Жыл бұрын
Petition to have chad get a legit FrostMourne sword 😤
@jonahmacintyre3911
@jonahmacintyre3911 2 жыл бұрын
15:28 has to be the most outrageous thing ive ever seen max do and i watched him eat hair cake
@Trainens107
@Trainens107 2 жыл бұрын
Max really cares about money than proceeds to destroy everything wtf lol.
@blehh_mae
@blehh_mae 4 ай бұрын
watching this video feels like watching the kind of videos youtubers wouldnt want to post i felt secondhand regret and pain from this video
@TheSuperjuan59
@TheSuperjuan59 2 жыл бұрын
Max deserved the last part for breaking half the items lol
@maxkennedy7430
@maxkennedy7430 2 жыл бұрын
Karma.
@beetlejuice2694
@beetlejuice2694 2 жыл бұрын
This has got to be one of the funniest cold ones episodes in a while this one was great
@brendanpeck9780
@brendanpeck9780 2 жыл бұрын
it's one of the only episodes in a while lmao
@solgerWhyIsThereAnAtItLooksBad
@solgerWhyIsThereAnAtItLooksBad 5 ай бұрын
I love that the king markiplier painting isnt even the image they sent. The dude went out of his way to make a good portrait
@dusyamamacintosh2136
@dusyamamacintosh2136 2 жыл бұрын
The fact that you basically gave money to ppl to shitpost for you makes this episode 10x as funny
@ImaplanetJupiteeeerr
@ImaplanetJupiteeeerr 2 жыл бұрын
Max destroying everything was actually quite frustrating to watch this time. :D otherwise good one as always!
@PhilBo-fp9mz
@PhilBo-fp9mz 2 жыл бұрын
I’m glad I’m not the only one lol
@dallia1
@dallia1 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah I thought the same, got annoying pretty quickly
@SwagDaddy072
@SwagDaddy072 2 жыл бұрын
It just annoyed me too, especially when he destroyed stuff in the box at the beginning without even knowing what it was
@swisslord2478
@swisslord2478 2 жыл бұрын
Yes, it's also a bit sad
@Johanisnotreal
@Johanisnotreal 2 жыл бұрын
I love max but wtf dude I hate people just wasting stuff
@terriblyterrified8742
@terriblyterrified8742 2 жыл бұрын
16:50 King Markus "Markiplier" Fischbach III ends poverty in his local village (1510 - colorized)
@Cloudy-ee2um
@Cloudy-ee2um 2 жыл бұрын
That ending was Max’s karma for breaking Chads sword 💀💀
@Zoltan_Khyobusa
@Zoltan_Khyobusa Жыл бұрын
Max's scream at 21:39 was absolutely karma kicking in
@SO-Negative
@SO-Negative 3 ай бұрын
After the Frostmourne incident, Chad's and Max's relationship never was the same. They kept working together for years to come, but the dark void in Chads heart could never be filled with such satisfaction as it once were. Eventually this would come between them when one night Chad called Max and said he can't keep going like this, everyday working with you reminds me of the Frostmourne. After heating argue the two decided to move on a separate ways but, only after 30 minutes had past both had fallen into raging alcoholism that shall be ruling the rest of their lives. Not that it changes anything really because their show was based on alcohol, not they were just drinking it alone till they died. This has been BBC documents.
@Azterisks
@Azterisks 2 жыл бұрын
14:30 chads gonna tell scott not to come to work tommorow
@Nectius
@Nectius 2 жыл бұрын
God damn i felt Chads pain right there with the Frostmourne!... Max just doesnt understand :(
@humphreybumblecuck5151
@humphreybumblecuck5151 2 жыл бұрын
Right? ;-;
@ImaplanetJupiteeeerr
@ImaplanetJupiteeeerr 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah I was actually mad at Max :D
@geforcegtx10606gb
@geforcegtx10606gb 2 жыл бұрын
i mean it was brokey anyway, and he makes enough to actually afford a high quality one
@isaiahd9947
@isaiahd9947 2 жыл бұрын
@@geforcegtx10606gb I feel like with 1200$ that sword should not have come broken
@geforcegtx10606gb
@geforcegtx10606gb 2 жыл бұрын
@@isaiahd9947 yeah, that really was some 3D printed garbage
@RVBMichaelJCaboose
@RVBMichaelJCaboose 2 жыл бұрын
7:10 Scott chose violence right there Also max screaming after tripping in the Luigi costume slays me
@DokkaChapman
@DokkaChapman 2 жыл бұрын
Just imagine you're an etsy seller and you suddenly have a huge order from AUS. You can't believe your eyes, only to log into your account and realise what you have been asked to do by these 2 numb nuts lol.
@D3__
@D3__ 2 жыл бұрын
And then you see this video and realize that it really was them, Chad a little excited abput what you made and max just... "hmm... glass fragile?"
@DokkaChapman
@DokkaChapman 2 жыл бұрын
@@D3__ After that my heart was in my mouth every time a painting was unwrapped, expecting one of them to punch right through it.
@cat_inabasket1510
@cat_inabasket1510 2 жыл бұрын
I'd be so excited if I got commed by these two for some ridiculous shit, it's like the most fun when somebody asks for something stupid and doesn't take it too seriously
@molh394
@molh394 2 жыл бұрын
"oh my god, my work will be best known as some gay porn figurine on KZbin from some crazy Aussie duo"
@ScrimmyBunglets
@ScrimmyBunglets 2 жыл бұрын
I think them getting a painting of Mark in the hospital caused a spell that sent him back
@barkzermain
@barkzermain 2 жыл бұрын
20:52 when whey both say peter i started losing my shit
@bunnybelledelphine
@bunnybelledelphine 2 жыл бұрын
BEST $30,000 ever spent WTF.
@onelockonekill4052
@onelockonekill4052 2 жыл бұрын
bruh only 9 likes
@xyz.anonymous
@xyz.anonymous 2 жыл бұрын
Girl u gotta get urself a bathwater checkmark wtf
@ywbpelle421
@ywbpelle421 2 жыл бұрын
tf Belle is here
@kyl3young
@kyl3young 2 жыл бұрын
why has no one seen this comment 💀💀
@onelockonekill4052
@onelockonekill4052 2 жыл бұрын
@@kyl3young that’s what I’m sayin like wtf💀
@AyeImStressed
@AyeImStressed 2 жыл бұрын
You guys should have got a sculpture of Gilbert Gottfried to put up in the office.
@JarJarBricks01
@JarJarBricks01 2 жыл бұрын
They made the orders 4 months ago so they didn't know he would die at the time.
@AyeImStressed
@AyeImStressed 2 жыл бұрын
@@JarJarBricks01 True true. You right. But it's still a good suggestion. 🤷‍♂️
@LeonSKennedysHoe
@LeonSKennedysHoe 2 жыл бұрын
@@AyeImStressed definitely! also, love the profile pic 😊
@AyeImStressed
@AyeImStressed 2 жыл бұрын
@@LeonSKennedysHoe |-/
@dallasfreeman3417
@dallasfreeman3417 Жыл бұрын
It makes me stop laughing when max breaks things
@braydenbernhardt2048
@braydenbernhardt2048 Жыл бұрын
Yeeaahh
@beccabarker3974
@beccabarker3974 Жыл бұрын
It makes me laugh harder
@dallasfreeman3417
@dallasfreeman3417 Жыл бұрын
@@beccabarker3974 Neat😐
@kyur4the1tch
@kyur4the1tch Жыл бұрын
@@dallasfreeman3417 i cant even put into words the absolute joy and euphoria that washes over my body when max fucking obliterates the packages before even opening them
@dallasfreeman3417
@dallasfreeman3417 Жыл бұрын
@@kyur4the1tch cool😐
@crediblesourse
@crediblesourse 2 жыл бұрын
I have never seen so much love and adoration in Chad's eyes as he carefully unwrapped that sword, he deserves a real sword >:)
@murphybartle592
@murphybartle592 2 жыл бұрын
max and chad are the best. Great to see old school youtubers that haven't fallen off
@charliewallace-griffin8803
@charliewallace-griffin8803 2 жыл бұрын
this is genuinely one of the best videos the boys have done, always appreciate the amount of work that goes in to this.
@Vlidery13
@Vlidery13 2 жыл бұрын
Imagine being an Etsy seller and getting an order from these 2 😂😂😂 best day ever.
@LtRyanPYT
@LtRyanPYT 2 жыл бұрын
Any day that has a Cold One's upload is a good day. Seriously, I look forward to these so much. RIP the Rune Blade
@definitely_eric
@definitely_eric 2 жыл бұрын
21:26 is the closest we'll ever get to that unreleased Super Trash Bros video
@Cazkade
@Cazkade 2 жыл бұрын
It's late and I'm pretty drunk, but this has to be one of the funniest Cold Ones episodes I have watched so far! Well done! Cheers!
@InnerCityX
@InnerCityX 2 жыл бұрын
Honestly I think that with every video lmao who knows if it's even true. Fuckin love these boys
@kimorayn1733
@kimorayn1733 2 жыл бұрын
Cheers, I'm drink too!
@giorgious6980
@giorgious6980 2 жыл бұрын
I was thinking “am i fucked up or is this just so funny?”😂
@Zeaxtra
@Zeaxtra 2 жыл бұрын
I started crying laughing when Max went crazy on the alien😂
@nutsachey
@nutsachey Жыл бұрын
15:37 you guys could gift this to twomad
@Callmeratman
@Callmeratman 8 ай бұрын
Not anymore
@dylanpires7836
@dylanpires7836 5 ай бұрын
He’s dead
@lucyakaluckstat
@lucyakaluckstat Ай бұрын
Do they know
@Bone_toast
@Bone_toast 2 жыл бұрын
I wish you guys uploaded more frequently. But you killed it as always!
@flowler60
@flowler60 2 жыл бұрын
boy speedran the video
@BMW_329
@BMW_329 2 жыл бұрын
@@flowler60 literally
@Extroverted.
@Extroverted. 2 жыл бұрын
Aids
@yepalright624
@yepalright624 2 жыл бұрын
They upload plenty frequenly for the level of quality they output
@h3ff3rwolf36
@h3ff3rwolf36 2 жыл бұрын
bruh they were sick
@aclockworkreview
@aclockworkreview 2 жыл бұрын
Never thought I'd see two grown men play with puppets make me laugh so much
@VivianVon
@VivianVon Жыл бұрын
14:21 sibling energy
@Autumn_Glory
@Autumn_Glory 2 жыл бұрын
Can we get Chad a real Frostmourne? Please? That man was in love for a moment.
@FXKNate
@FXKNate 2 жыл бұрын
I was literally just thinking an hour ago “I wish max and Chad will upload” my prayers have been answered 👌🏻
@Peter-od7lw
@Peter-od7lw 2 жыл бұрын
I'm going through a breakup from a 7 year relationship. I've never cried so hard and then laugh 5 mins later because of this video. Thank you guys ♥️
@adamwlove
@adamwlove 2 жыл бұрын
Chad getting genuinely pissed about the sword was killing me
@bendersbushcraft9607
@bendersbushcraft9607 2 жыл бұрын
I really don’t know why but Max is just aggravating me breaking everything 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 like chilllllllllll
@Amazingboii101
@Amazingboii101 2 жыл бұрын
The Lois and Gordon exchange was everything I needed in life
@therev991
@therev991 2 жыл бұрын
When Scott laughs at “caught something from Misty” it’s so wholesome hahahah
@MiddniteP
@MiddniteP 2 жыл бұрын
Max breaking Chads Frostmourne is peak little brother big brother energy.
@DrVagax
@DrVagax 5 ай бұрын
P sure Chad was legit frustrated when Max destroyed Frostmourne
@scarr_face
@scarr_face 3 ай бұрын
I heavily agree, I genuinely feel so bad for him
@emilyreith6560
@emilyreith6560 2 жыл бұрын
The addition of the puppets may be one of the best things to happen in all of cold ones history
@BirdOfCreation
@BirdOfCreation 2 жыл бұрын
I think you guys are my favorite channel on KZbin. The energy, the production, the editing, the sheer chaotic energy. Just perfect.
@adamkimball4833
@adamkimball4833 2 жыл бұрын
Just finished basic training boys, im happy for the backlog of videos I get to watch now.
@EnZoDxGaming
@EnZoDxGaming 2 жыл бұрын
very happy with the editing this time, scott has always gotten carried away. it feels tame, it feels like a Cold Ones video.
@woebegone_kenobi
@woebegone_kenobi 2 жыл бұрын
When Max spends a shit ton of money on something, just to obliterate it before even knowing what it was, that's when I worry lol
@fuzzhead941
@fuzzhead941 Жыл бұрын
This is one of my faves so glad it's no longer age restricted
@BlissfullyEvil
@BlissfullyEvil Жыл бұрын
I feel bad for all the handmade stuff just getting destroyed :,)
@tyleralan1470
@tyleralan1470 Жыл бұрын
who cares its there money
@valinor5397
@valinor5397 Жыл бұрын
Starving kids in Africa could've eaten that replica sword
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