WEIRD & WACKY LORE | Astartes Anonymous Podcast #2

Four SCP entities explore the new Adepticon reveals and discuss some of their favourite lesser known lore bits.
0:00 Intro
0:48 New Dante Model
7:38 The Return of the Lion
20:30 The 10th Edition Trailer
24:44 New Terminator Models
30:55 New Tyranid Models
34:51 ROCK AND STONE!
39:10 New Beastmen Kill Team
42:18 The Deadliest Chaos Titan
49:33 The Weirdest Overpowered Inquisitor
57:12 The Implications of Marriage
01:05:25 A Necron Tinfoil Hat Conspiracy
01:18:30 Outro
Intro Music By georgeNrat

[@_gherf]

7:00 Each Sanguinary Guard’s death mask is actually his own face, so they really should be unique. Dante, of course, has Sanguinius’s death mask so it should be very ornate and distinctive.

[@trex8387]

If every primarch get a piece of the Emperor stuff, then Magnus is going to get his father's eye.

[@nickhutchinson7886]

Lawl

[@user-gq3ho4vk4s]

I hope Leman gets Big E’s shoes to chew on

[@CardinalCap.]

So I believe in the Tarzan books, Orakin talk about how “if only we could find some race who’s flesh the necrons could steal.” You theory of the necrons staring humans makes so much sense, I love it

[@TalosValcoranOfTheFirstClaw]

Tarzan is my favorite Necron Lord

[@therudecanadian8068]

Giod theory, but humanoids (not even just humans, but our ancestors as well) have only been around for about 5 million years. Thats at least 45 million years shy of the Necrontyr.

[@Thought_Processing_]

Imagine how tragic it would be if Fulgrim did manage to get a girl Pregnant before leaving and he never knew about it.

[@N0TYALC]

Forget Fulgrim, the tragedy is that poor woman having to bear not only a primarch’s penis, but later a baby primarch.

[@mado-wh4jv]

@@N0TYALC If Erda could handle 20 times the Emperor, I am pretty sure she will be fine.

[@logandelaharpe6362]

Erda is a perpetual

[@mr_JackSchwarze]

@@mado-wh4jvat least 20 we don’t know if there were any stillborns

[@aguspuig6615]

I mean Erda is liteally immortal she can handle a literal nuke@@mado-wh4jv

[@notribadsvault]

About the connection between humanity and the necrons, humans were almost certainly altered by the old ones. Or at least the C’tan believe so.

[@aguspuig6615]

We are just built different and they cant help but cope

[@davidderbyshire8808]

Don’t forget the half elder half human who was a astropath who joined the dark angels before becoming chief librarian of the ultramarines

[@Captain_Bart_Peterson]

Who?

[@thanhool]

Hes named after a romanian tennis player. Look up Illiyan Namaste

[@aguspuig6615]

Ah yeah, the half eldar that could 1v1 Cato sicarious in full power armor

[@Aravaganthus]

Jaghatai gets the Emperor's Toothbrush but he isn't mad because he didn't know dental hygene was a thing

[@KillerOrca]

Dorn should get a giant power level. So he can build walls faster

[@nukclear2741]

"I am fortifying this position." "W-WHYYYYYY?!" "The best offense, is a good defense."

[@trev1794]

Came because of the podcast name stayed for the good content 👌

[@MootsTheFunnySwede]

♥♥♥

[@OvercutHood]

"Just die already so I can get back to killing your miserable sons," - Angron, the based depression

[@georgemarsden4226]

9:15 Russ gets the empowers chamber pot.

[@AdamTheJaggi]

The Tyranid bits on the Phobos(?) scout looks more like a field repair. looks Baller, though.

[@akumaking1]

Are you guys familiar with Adeptus Ridiculous?

[@MootsTheFunnySwede]

We are yes!

[@Astro-kn7bm]

that is the emperors tilt shield, not his actual shield and yes, I’m referring to the tilt shields that are on imperial knights (also, Rock and Stone, brother!)

[@SeanCrosser]

Yeah time-scale aside, Necrons being humans' primogenitors would be cool. EDIT: Man I miss Thomas Macabee. Dawn Of Wars was what got me into 40k, and it hit me hard when I heard that Necron Pariahs were retcon. Although I do understand why, since Macabee was a mouthpiece for the "cold alien skeletons who want to destroy all life" old Necrons.

[@liamhumber1203]

Loved this lads top notch ❤️

[@RosarioAFK]

The Khan will get the Emperor's running shoes.

[@samkoffman6364]

I enjoyed watching!

[@memesofwarhemmer7076]

😅 33:13 that’s not a norm queen norm queen are described as big sacks of blooded ovaries it itself being titan size because it needs to birth entire armies because she is the only female. That creature is either the zoentrope lord version or the doom of malantai both are a sub species of tyranids made from eldar genetic material to be pyschers

[@philiphamel8504]

In your gents minds, who is the most power loyalist primarch who is a psyker? That primarch could get the Emperor's Psychic Hood. (If he had one. I dont know it the Emp needed one.)

[@Prodomius]

SCP reference... right off the bat... NICE!!!

[@Erroneous-404]

The khan getting that cape

[@bad-people6510]

Abombinatus being in 40k is like Godzilla being in the mainline Marvel comics continuity. I guess he's still out there but everyone's going to pretend like they don't remember that being the case and he's never going to show up again.

[@lebbony1785]

Rock and Stone!!!

[@beastofthemount414]

12:53 am i the only one that is seeing that emperors children crest on his plasma-pistol holster?

[@kato1kalin]

Holy Shit! Talk about an eagle eye! I'm not an expert lore person but someone else mentioned his pistol not being his yet was made for a primarch. I don't know if this is already known information but what a cool little detail.

[@hucknanjing1083]

My first creative story was called cigarette land

[@user-BadUsername]

10:00 I want stl of that now

[@blad3band1t]

hooded bare face and winged helm for me

[@Erroneous-404]

Sword, shield, cape, jump pack, (life support ( I want a rogal dorn size dreadnought ))

[@warhound1161]

The lions pistol was actually giving to him on a world he was one after he woke up it's not his but it is designed for a primarch

[@jacksonvillasana2613]

I want to see one thing abomanatus vrs castigator even though it can’t happen

[@mikesecondname]

Why does Dante have his toes out? Is he going to the beach? Zero out of ten.

[@Captain_Bart_Peterson]

The lions plasma pistol is actualy, some primarch sized relict, that legend of the planet he found it on is from the Big E Edit: Old ones made humans from old Eldar DNA, also Big E was created from a couple tens or hundreds of shamans mixing their soul upon the first time the psyhers evolved.

[@georgebond9892]

Who get big E’s gun

[@paulosantos3073]

Well 1 year later i can say that the Lion sucks so much in the tabletop not worth his points at all.

[@Thought_Processing_]

In regards to the Necron thing if the War in Heaven had happened 650,000 years ago rather than 65,000,000 years ago I might by that

[@JimRaynorification]

Red sounds like bricky....