Weirdest Persian Douche Ever...

[@MrJoossie17]

AOE2: "In this game you must make military units to conquer your opponent, there is actually no other way to do it" Jupe: *TC drops* AOE2: "Wait what? Kinda weird and not what we meant with this game but interesting strategy" Spring: *Walls in Jupe's TC, starts towering him* AOE2: "No wait, this isn't the purpose of the game" Jupe + Spring: *Full on villager fight* AOE2: "Ugh ffs.. nvm.."

[@Spiz103]

That is the great thing about AOE2, in most 'modern' games, it would be explicitly patched to stop this sort of behaviour.

[@damianp7313]

Drop a barracks second ... obviously have some actual military duh

[@DummyWasting]

Me: *hearing the beep sound and not even realizing * T90: *mentions it * Me: ...OH MY GOD, MAKE IT STOP

[@AXharoth]

xDDDDDDD

[@iwillbelieveit]

So many times during villager engagements where Jupe's villagers are fighting and Springs are just walking away. Superior villager control made a big difference here too.

[@oORoOFLOo]

Can't blame the guy, it is really difficult to fight with vils and macro behind it, Jupe does it all the same and I doubt Sspring does, so ofc Jupe would outperform him, that's what his strat is all about. I would love to see Jupe vs Noboru.

[@ohlookanotheraccount]

>Be Jupe >Score is 666 >Send vills forward

[@maicee7603]

>wins the game

[@ohlookanotheraccount]

lol 69 likes for this comment. Nice.

[@marcy2443]

Can’t believe Jupe won after being walled in like that 😂. I can’t believe he didn’t rage quit 😅

[@maxmustsleep]

spoiler :/ but yeah i agree :D holy shit what a game

[@davidkiss8845]

@@maxmustsleep why do you read the comments before watching?

[@sethmuller2764]

Spoiler

[@maxmustsleep]

@@davidkiss8845 sometimes i notice something interesting/funny/buggy during the video and i want to see if other people recognized the same thing, before i continue watching. This way i can either respond, or post a comment about this. Communication and stuff. Don't tell me how to watch videos..

[@davidkiss8845]

@@maxmustsleep I'm not telling you how to watch videos, if you want to read the comment section before watching the video, don't be surprised that there will be spoilers. It is common sense.

[@etherraichu]

i like how spring asked Jupe's population, and Jupe just told him honestly, immediately.

[@f.c.laukhard3623]

Yes, I liked that as well.

[@funkykriz21]

when i ask this ingame, people tell me " enough " to smash you :D hahaha

[@brandonfisher2350]

But then RIGHT after spring goes up to feudal - I thought that was hilarious

[@yoyodude-aoe2726]

Where?

[@HaBBiSiFy]

Though Jupe would lose after he lost 7 vills to the trap. Great comeback and a bit of a throw by Spring flexing too much

[@f.c.laukhard3623]

Agreed. That was a nice comeback. Had spring used the time window he had to send just a few scouts to Jupe's original base, Jupe would not have had enough stone to win.

[@harryt_aoe]

This is the most Spring game I’ve ever seen.

[@FightCommentary]

This is like the Battle of Alesia.

[@Martyste]

Last time I was that early, DauT put Castles on Noboru's face. T90Creep T90Story

[@devrafed]

I died at "largest army: 1"

[@shanerooney7288]

*LITERALLY the best games of AOE2 ever* [in no particular order] 1) "Weirdest Persian Douche Ever..." 2) "The Most Annoying Strategy #6 Nomad TC Drop!" 3) Hidden cup 2 : Tamerlane vs King Alfonso, game 1 4) "Best Migration EVER!" 5) "Best Nomad Ever!?" 6) "Blue Coffee... Still a Legend!?" 7) "Best Islands EVER! (Seriously)"

[@danielpacker903]

@T90Official, please make this a playlist

[@Tomix4k]

LMAO the titles

[@filippomaranitassinari2529]

I disagree only with the blue coffee choice, there are plenty more funny of him. Like the time he sniped mbl was just a masterpiece

[@shanerooney7288]

@@filippomaranitassinari2529 My choice for "best games ever" aren't selected because of the memes. Not stompfests, or a "close match", or where someone goes for a wierd stratergy. The back and forth and back and forth and back and forth type of games are what makes it to my list.

[@filippomaranitassinari2529]

@@shanerooney7288 do you know the "trade trade game that costed me a girlfriend"? It was legendary in this sense

[@Kiggelson]

I'm so proud of my fellow Finns for being such trolls

[@jonbarrett8002]

imagine being so good at doing TC drops that people build an SCP containment facility around you in an attempt to prevent your power from escaping back out into the world. that is basically this AoE 2 match in a nutshell.

[@tenacious666fan]

CaptureAge just keeps getting better and better.

[@agestam]

imagine if this was the first thing you ever seen from this game, wonder if you would ever wanna try to play it?

[@crowner76]

Little bit off topic. I search out the Capture Age videos because it is impossible to improve on the way inforrmation is displayed to the viewer. I learn so much from it. Great vid. Way to go T90

[@pyrefox]

Still waiting for more Rubenstock gameplay!!!!

[@simearsov]

ahhaahahha 10:20 Giggity

[@matstanky7071]

VILLAGER BATTLE!!! - Good cast! :)

[@patotorrat]

This is the biggest throw I've ever seen in my life.

[@kooroshrostami27]

As a Persian, this title made me laugh hard since we have douches for your butt and genitals in bathrooms and foreigners find them weird.

[@aidinhaze]

duuuuuude thats soo true. lol

[@GOKIHAN27]

Jupe is deserving the legend video, this is just hilarious... :-DDD

[@oleclausen161]

Wicked game - hope to see more from both Spring and Jupe :)

[@taseti3607]

(14:28) Jupe: Full on ransacking with villagers. Spring: Please. This ain't a bar fight.

[@travv88]

I haven't played this game in ages but I love these types of channels, and now I have "Persian douche" in my vocabulary.

[@RennieAsh]

That little sliver of dark blue 20:14 Spring used double scouts. It was ineffective

[@GraveUypo]

"tc drop, otherwise known as the persian douche". THANK YOU. You nailed it this time. Really appreciate the explanations.

[@salvadorfeliperodbec]

Age of gates and tower defense.

[@megamonkey56]

spring was stream at the time, omg it was hilarious, the matches before and after were meme level too

[@DUXALMUSIC]

Gosh I love these games. I wish we got more like these at high level too since good micro makes a huge difference

[@rigdigwus]

haha thats what spring gets from all that talking "dont even think about it" "giggity" rekkt for his trashtalk

[@mr2octavio]

Big mistake from Spring, not building a single archery range.

[@naphackDT]

Biggest mistake was that he didn't wall in his towers. Yes, archers would have been great but let's be honest, two walled in towers in great positions would have broken jupe's back. Then he could have calmly transitioned to archers and murdered jupe's eco at home.

[@92Adzy]

such a good fight back after getting walled in !

[@Onion__Duck]

This video reminds me that we need more Rubenstock videos.

[@crunch9876]

Can someone explain why spring didn’t build some Actual troops when he had the lead?

[@oossgl]

T90 explains it at 18:07

[@omologo95]

Memes.

[@jacob933]

Resigned? More like Spring threw his computer out the window. Not even a GG lmao.

[@funkykriz21]

definetly! :D

[@nessesaryschoolthing]

GG stands for Good Game. This was not a good game, this was a mess, lol

[@zackg2319]

​@@nessesaryschoolthing Jupe played better than Spring and outmicroed him, spring made multiple mistakes. Jule took advantage of that and won. It's not a bad game just because it isn't a standard macro game.

[@Patchnote2.0]

Not even a GG said, I love it!

[@snake555510]

I think what made difference was that jupe had constant flow of resources from villagers he left behind spring constantly moved them about sometimes not gathering anything.

[@Bestsuk]

Dang midway I thought of a joke when things were looking good for Spring. Posting it anyway. Spring: "How dare you meme me Jupe?! Now YOU PAY!" Time to leave.

[@jackwellington8275]

I dont get it

[@Bestsuk]

@@jackwellington8275 Jupe = You Pay. Will leave again.

[@shaunstevens4292]

Normally you'd go for archers with that, but instead he went for gates . . . best thing I'll read all day

[@GambitChess]

There's a great tournament game (can't remember which) where TheMax douches the Viper like six times as snek continuously retreats to new TC spots.

[@shanerooney7288]

"The Most Annoying Strategy #6 Nomad TC Drop!" kzbin.info/www/bejne/i3y2kKKcarKIoJI this one?

[@GambitChess]

@@shanerooney7288 TheMax likes this strat... I think it was a gold rush map, and it was definitely vs TheViper. I think at least 3v3 or 4v4.

[@shanerooney7288]

@@GambitChess . Send me a link if/when you find it.

[@GambitChess]

@@shanerooney7288 It would have been April of 2018, I believe, from some other comment I saw. Will look for it.

[@stephenh9483]

This game is hilarious! LOL I love Jupe LOL

[@arshiaaghaei]

14:37 and here I thought DE was creative doing this

[@grexursorum6006]

"Do not TC-Drop" Its like this "Do not touch" sings. You do not even think about it untill you read this. And then, all of a sudden... "Uhh its to delicious, I CANT resist...." Very nice game. didnt see jupe come back at all

[@daddyleon]

valiant effort on both!

[@91UnclesRemuses]

Returning viewer... That infobar you got plus all the other tools is poggers

[@shounenda4291]

Largest army: yes

[@martinmullender-taeter5163]

what did i just watch? .... so messy it was glorious

[@davepokemon]

Persian vs Incas would be nice

[@Rucka_Inc.]

13:49 When it's June and you advertise your business.

[@waynesmiley2207]

My kind of hot mess!! 😁 Too funny

[@blacknwhite6186]

More videos please! #T90addict If I ever create drugs I will name them T90

[@VenturiLife]

Truly Age of Gates ...

[@dogg-paws]

Disastrous play from Spring in this game

[@treepotato9273]

Okay but no matter how many of these I watch I still don't understand how y'all manage to have so many different things going on at once and keep track of it all. I think I might be a little slow in the old noggin.

[@Optim121]

you get better with practice, trust me.

[@MichaelPohoreski]

Anthony Harris Multitasking takes practice. a) One way to do it is to have a mental checklist / "script" of TODOs you run through every few seconds. b) Another way is to be continually be asking yourself: _What should I be building next?_ It's one of the reason players memorize a "build order" and why TC drops which look so harmless can be so destructive -- it puts the opponent on "defense" as they can now no longer just blindly follow a build order. That's why AoE2 is one the greatest RTS games. **Dynamic tactics and strategy.**

[@saenes6295]

Spring could have won after the gates, he just needed to tower.

[@kazual9206]

Just train archers ! He had the ressources for.

[@Southeast_Asian_Devil]

@@kazual9206 But u hv to build archery range first while the vills are battering the gates. Those vills are on offensive, they are meant to go out to tower Spring once they broke the blockade. I agree with Ancient, towers would do the trick for Spring

[@Vulcano7965]

@@Southeast_Asian_Devil or just more layers of stone walls. would have gotten him more time.

[@mirtxa]

I wasn't familiar with this strategy, very effective indeed. Using it I lost a friend.

[@drjhonwas]

Long live Jupe, the lure king.

[@MF-fk1lu]

Not sure why, the introduction to the video made me laugh hard xD

[@FiremansGaming]

Civil war in a nutshell

[@mariankojnok8992]

omg he had gold, he had wood...he had to build few archers and it would be gg... omg omg omg

[@BadCow94]

I wish one day you would cast long games while talking about History with a co caster and make it somewhat a podcast

[@eashaangodbole5410]

How much would it have mattered it Spring microed the hill advantage in the fight at the end?

[@Thefishyguy1]

It's like a giant game of go

[@thomasniehof6333]

GG, both players did very well imo.

[@ShadowCrystallux]

The correct term for this game would be a "Dumpster Fire".

[@funkykriz21]

haha Spring is rather in the mood of " Fall "right now :D shiat he is really a magnet to annoying stratigies :D dAMN THIS IS A CLASSIC nuburu GAME ALThOUGH THERE IS NO Noboru AROUND::: OR WAIT Nuburus 2nd account = Jupe? :D hahaha HAIL Noboru

[@MrAllmightyCornholioz]

Jupe, a distant cousin of the Magyars, plays as an Iranian civilization.

[@corbeau-_-]

Persian -.- (otherwise it would be Hungarians for Magyars, if you want to stick to the present)

[@austinmurre]

That was the dirtiest game Ive ever seen

[@idkmybffjill9682]

I’ve thought of this before and wondered! It ruins a vill war for the doucher

[@idkmybffjill9682]

Still stand by the idea, if instead of a bunch of gates when he broke out he made two towers closer to his base and boomed he wins. First person to successfully make actual military wins. Or just raid his farm even before you resign and wipe his economy. Still was very winable

[@Turco70]

T90 It's great to hear your comments about games Which mod are you using? or this is a AOC HD with zoom and all this cool things?

[@MichaelPohoreski]

Marcelo Padula Capture Age captureage.com

[@xxvalenmusicxx1717]

WHAT A THROW!!!

[@Youboremenow]

7:10 You had it backwards. It's better to live on your feet than to die on you knees

[@scar6286]

No, he had it correct. It's a choice between standing up for your ideals and dying, or giving in and living.

[@Youboremenow]

@@scar6286 Have you read "Catch 22" ?

[@artlix4790]

one map idea, both tcs being at 20 tiles from each other in a really small map, like 1/4 of the 1vs1 map

[@PaEldorado]

There is a map like this. It’s Socotra and it’s painful to play 😄

[@artlix4790]

@@PaEldorado ohh thanks for the info good sir

[@steveo252]

Normally I root for the douche to win, but after spring walled in Jupe I really wanted Spring to take this.

[@AeroChaoss]

4am, just woke up, gonna watch that

[@GummieI]

pff I am about to go to bed here at 5 am :)

[@blakeybarn]

How does he build it before castle

[@harrihaffi2713]

cool! Ps I ❤️ tony’s chocolonely!

[@bobflemmet7454]

That was hot!

[@nathanielnizard2163]

It maybe pronounced differently. jupe means skirt in french. Also minijupe = mini skirt skurt but it's another debate.

[@ThePalacios123]

it is like a GO match

[@HomoAesteticus]

That's a Persian Oof

[@5astelija75]

*confused screaming*

[@biaslina]

What a wonderful game lol

[@stooge_mobile]

This REALLY isn't Spring's kinda style of game is it?

[@4xelchess905]

I think the moral of the story is tower > gate

[@Stat1onary]

Wait, I thought u cant buidl tc til castle age?

[@RennieAsh]

You cannot make multiple TCs at a time until Castle Age. But if you lose your only TC in Dark/Feudal, you are allowed to build a new one

[@Audios2010]

The battle was good, but the meme's...the meme's were *great*

[@georgewashington3164]

If Jupe placed his douche TC between Spring's TC and lumber-camp it would be immediate win

[@Cra3ier]

George Washington there’s no way you can build the TC there Spring will just attack you

[@georgewashington3164]

@@Cra3ier , ever heard of walling?

[@TehLiquid]

This is hilarious

[@bladactania]

Hate games like this. Would have resigned right at the tc drop. Spring should have made archers instead going ham with the gates after the initial wall in.

[@BroadwayScar]

why did spring not build a 2nd tower left to the berries? wouldve been his game

[@tetrislunatic4290]

Spring should have build towers instead of like 20 useless stone gates 11

[@nostalgicdouchebag1912]

Age of gates man

[@Post-ModernCzechoslovakianWar]

Man, this is the weirdest most insane game without that crazy 256X upgrade mod. Also when I saw "Sara" for first I thought it was the player's name, not the civilization Saracens. Makes me curious though now. Are there any gamer girls that play AoE2 online?

[@OldSchoolVGammer]

There's no girls playing. This is a lie.

[@vikingraven4758]

Not on pro level. That's a common trend in strategy games.

[@Post-ModernCzechoslovakianWar]

@@vikingraven4758 That's what I thought. But I thought it would be interesting if there was a gamer girl who played at a pro level, that's all.

[@vikingraven4758]

This might explain why. www.google.no/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=www.breitbart.com/politics/2015/10/02/sorry-girls-but-the-smartest-people-in-the-world-are-all-men/amp/&ved=2ahUKEwjA4Lb-svrkAhXhk4sKHcdXCfYQFjAPegQIBRAB&usg=AOvVaw0_hmaUUqRo56TxIpXaCQZN&ampcf=1 If you go down to the two different graphs, you'll find that women are more average than men when it comes to intelligence. Whereas men have more geniuses, and according to some studies, more idiots. Meaning that the top women far to rarely reach the intellectual capacity required to compete with the top men, and in some cases don't reach it at all. This is why there is a separate Chess Championship for women. Not to mention the fact that women react far more emotionally to any given situation, making them enjoy logical things less.

[@Tombud-ti7gn]

Its probably not U pae, but J upe. As in youve just been juped son! Its an MLG/conning term

[@funkykriz21]

T-90 , when will there be round 3 :) T-90 vs Noboru ?!? :) I m lookin fuckin forward for this sensation :) But keep them gloves up this time, no standart play ,please :D hahahahaha greetings from Germany

[@damianp7313]

Drop a barracks second ... obviously have some actual military duh

[@marlonleoleo677]

excelent play by Jupe, maybe Spring should just made defensive towers and go to castle age, and send few kts....