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Chapter Titles
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0:00 Hello and Welcome
0:24 BLOC Bottle Opener ( C U B E )
1:05 Crypto Throw Pillows
1:55 Designer Toilet Paper
2:43 Cutlery Set (Curvy Knife)
3:23 Chinese Bathtub Whisky
4:31 Minecraft Couch
5:36 NFT Picture Frame
6:04 Aviator Egg Pod
6:54 Berlin Sky Cart
7:16 Golden Shoe Horn
7:42 Sensuality M A N Sculpture
8:45 T-Rex Tooth
9:15 GLITCH Picture
9:54 Jolly Jug
10:16 The Horse is Here
10:52 Scotch Whisky (Helmet)
11:42 Lumpy Coffee Table
12:45 What do you think?

[@KinseyFromThisIs]

getting the modular couch so i can build a tower of cushion blocks to escape the This Is basement, please don't tell matt this is the plan

[@AronFromThisIs]

and i bought the NFT picture frame so I have a nice ape picture to add some enrichment to the basement

[@EXG21]

@@AronFromThisIs Don't you mean Disinterested Monkey? Ha Ha. Poor people version aka Matt Version.

[@ThatZebruhGuy]

Kinsey, I want to say thank you for being a big part of the This Is experience lol. You always give hot takes that just make this feel so homey. Happy New Years y'all!

[@YellowFunnyMan]

What are you guys doing with your money......

[@TheCommanderTaco]

@@YellowFunnyMan it's Austin's money, so they don't have to worry lol.

[@MuttonSquatch]

To be fair. Kentucky bourbon ages faster than Scotch because of fluctuating temperatures in Kentucky. The temperature change makes the wood absorb the whiskey in and then back out as it expands and contracts. Now whether China’s climate is actually good for this, I have no clue.

[@whitedanielj91]

I hate to say that I just discovered the "this is" channel and the Austin Evans universe. I can't stop watching. I love the content and I'm gonna spend the rest of my Saturday binge watching. Matt is pure gold.

[@KinseyFromThisIs]

as of upload time touchofmodern's website is down so i think we might've killed it

[@icanrunat3200mhz]

Matt's uncensored life stories and deepest thoughts on Flotplane when?

[@chrones56]

Austin's look of utter disappointment when the Aviator Egg Pod was ruined for him for the rest of his life is the content that I'm looking for.

[@StillShatter]

Is matt saying the last time he saw one of those egg chairs was at a swinger party? 🤣🤣🤣

[@UbiMortus]

Last time I saw one of those 3500$ chairs was in Men In Black 1.

[@balllzdeep420anthonyeddins9]

Matt out here swinging😂

[@Spark_ytc]

The thing you said about whisky barrels getting hot and cold does give it a different flavor and is the industry norm and a Hallmark of well made whiskey. Still an awesome video though love this is content.

[@AronFromThisIs]

Punching the Jolly Jug in my mind rn

[@KinseyFromThisIs]

it's just a little guy

[@frozedokkanbattle]

Wish you guys nothing but success in 2023 love all your videos and I know Austin will never stop smelling things lol.

[@chrisc359]

I had seen an "egg pod" once before at a furniture shop that would make them to order. They are interesting for the fact that they are almost sound isolated. I could not understand the person next to me when sitting in it. So if you have kids you don't really care about, that might be the solution.

[@Major_D3rp]

Needs to be white outer with black cushions. So we can relive MIB. lol

[@reese7152]

😅 12:10 😊 12:53 12:53

[@Maestro_Saber]

I've seen a miniature one on the Adam & Eve website

[@PupoGalan]

About the Chinese whisky, the changes in temperature make the wooden barrels to expand and contract in a way the whisky is absorbed by the pores of the wood and then returned to the barrel. The argument behind this technique is to mature the whisky faster as in regions like Scotland these changes take a whole year to occur and the temperatures don’t usually change as drastically so it takes many more years for the whisky to mature 4:10

[@BronzedTube]

their website isn't reachable currently

[@killarfridge]

you guys are like two entities from a fever dream come to life

[@EpicDinosaur862]

Aviator eggpod is definitely a Men in Black reference and I'm sold...

[@davedixon2167]

most of the Aviator furniture (like the egg pod chair) is from Acme furniture's Barncaster line and can be found for half the price that the hip retailers are charging, so if you like that style, look around and save some money. Example: a local retailer tried to sell me a desk from that line for 2500 (discounted to 2 grand just for you today only! of course), but then I found the same for 1300ish elsewhere. Oh, and the 6 grand coffee table is probably named for metal-sculptor Alexander Calder, and they're just trying to capitalize on the name.

[@icanrunat3200mhz]

3:52 So, in other words, like $50 more than a regular-shaped bottle of Macallan from the grocery store, that's been properly aged, not left out in the smog, and done so for seven more years?

[@TheCommanderTaco]

I love that normal media always shows the high dollar alcohol being worse then plain store bought alcohol ( Lupin the 3rd, Yakuza 7 just to name some pieces of media). Makes me wonder why I would ever spend a hard earned paycheck for gimmicky alcohol ( if I drank) unless I just hit a jackpot and want to throw money around lol.

[@nickcallahan3781]

I dont really like gimmicky alcohol but expensive stuff definitely goes down smoother than what would be considered the well drinks of the bar

[@Cazamalos]

I bet that black toilet paper wastes an incredible amount of paper and water in the manufacturing process

[@rdough_94]

"Little spoon is better in every scenario" unless you're in prison🤣

[@TechDove]

I wanted to hear Matt's story :(

[@Doktor_Brewski]

They just actually described the centuries old process of aging whiskey as if it was a joke. That's literally how whiskey gets its flavor.

[@Hi-TechHillbilly]

I'm glad you said this so I didn't have to.

[@bassmanspiff1]

Right? Kentucky and Tennessee are known for the constant temperate climate, correct? 72 year round...

[@Hi-TechHillbilly]

@@bassmanspiff1 not exactly no. They have very warm summers and pretty cold winters. The heating and cooling is what forces the liquor in and out of the barrel. The temperature swings is what you want.

[@bassmanspiff1]

@@Hi-TechHillbilly oh... Sorry, that was sarcasm. I live an hour from bourbon country.

[@Hi-TechHillbilly]

@@bassmanspiff1 hahaha. I am 100% jealous! I just drove through Bardstown Saturday.

[@JRAYDABEAST]

Wish we got to hear the story

[@russellclarke1997]

Lol, Matt always makes me laugh. Funny guy...

[@noslejmorales9245]

I always am waiting for your videos I wish you posted a bunch a week they always make happy ☺️ and make me laugh super hard🤣🤣🤣

[@wendell52688]

Tell me you don't drink whisky without telling me you don't drink whisky Matt

[@JuzNyc]

I remember having a discount for a touch of modern through Samsung's membership program thing they had on their phone and when I looked through the site I was like this is all stuff that's expensive for no reason except for clueless rich people that don't know all these things are cheaper somewhere else.

[@JohnDoe-wq5eu]

Yup, that sums it up perfectly. Anyone that would purposely buy anything from that site is a complete douche.

[@Shift12]

Seen the egg chair on "The Venture Bros." Now Doc had it with built in speakers hooked up to a proper sound system... and I want one goddammit!

[@BlakeHelms]

How did they just gloss over the “looks like he’s TOO related to Kool-Aid Man” joke‽ That was gold!

[@mistahj4659]

The egg chair was in the first Men in Black

[@travisscavoni369]

NGL, I actually liked the coffee table. Would I pay $6000+ for it? Absolutely not!

[@MB-qo7qs]

If anyone is wondering, the Boss Coffee actually don't taste like coffee at all. It's like quite weird limonade. Offtopic comment, but I had to order it since Austin is drinking it literally every episode.

[@KinseyFromThisIs]

what kind of coffee have you been drinking my dude

[@vankogiorgio]

You two are hilarious never stop making vids!!!!!!!!!!!!!!😤

[@iTzMain]

I hate it...i Started watching linus, then austin, Now i'm here...and cant get enough of 'This is." Keep up the great work guys!

[@UwUDaniUwU]

"little spoon is better than big spoon in ever scenario" he has obviously never heard of king bach's comically large spoon.

[@greenbike11isadouche]

Y’all need to get on Wish and order Matt some new shirts

[@anthonyrobertson3740]

I just knew Matt was going to say the last time he saw that chair was the last time he watched Men In Black

[@AM562]

5:23 @Austin Evans why did you censor it? I was curious what the story was going to be when you censored it

[@MaloneWoodworks]

Always appreciate the banter between you two. In regards to that chair is there an old saying of anything is a dildo if your brave enough?

[@willjenkins4195]

So basically this is just the new sharper image catalog🤣

[@TechKnowCat]

when I was a child, TP did come in colors, like pastels like pink yellow blue and mint green. apparently they stopped selling it because it was suspected to cause UTIs and possibly cancer

[@EpicATrain]

Aviator Egg Pod == Men In Black! The scene with Will Smith taking the test in the white room!

[@morgadeth256]

They had egg shaped chairs in Men in Black.

[@RavenOvNadir]

I think your video broke the site, guys xD Offline, at least for now. Good job!

[@alphenhousplaysgames4565]

The fact that you guys censored matt's story and i still somehow felt what he was talking about and fell off my egg

[@claycassin8437]

Hey guys, just to let you know, bourbon whiskey is aged in barns in Kentucky. No climate control.

[@KodaiRyu]

"This Is B-Cut" XD

[@TheGreatFatMan2007]

10:26 There is a horse guy, he was called Mr. Hands, Matt

[@erickrodriguez6347]

Hello Evan I really enjoy ur videos can U do a review on the hm570 i711800h. Motherboard

[@joesaragnese6842]

Love the content you two are awesome

[@elijahvincent985]

Tagine of interest: Aviator Egg Pod... worked for Will Smith in his getting hired for "Men in Black!" The price will slap you harder than he did with Chris Rock!

[@ThinkerOnTheBus]

0:43 Perhaps it may very well be offensive that it is not $145, but then it would not be a GROSS amount of dollars!

[@BrokenPixle]

Shrek green toilet paper? What a nugget.

[@natsup4124]

the fact that you can get a 6 pack of that renova black toiler paper here in portugal (i'm from portugal and it was founded here) for the high high price of 8 bucks, at all supermarkets!

[@jaggerknife]

stupid question, but what chairs are you guys sitting in? want to get a new chair that will be good for sitting long periods.

[@patrickdennis7745]

This is a good channel

[@egbest8418]

How much rich people will spend on things will always amaze me!

[@Mireaze]

You don't have to be rich to waste money

[@holtenwidmar2832]

Matt is funny asf!

[@nickwilkinson5511]

This Is.... A Great Vid.

[@medhyasamarasinghe4865]

How do you access This is Afterdark?

[@bubbledoubletrouble]

A fifth is 750mL, which is about 25 ounces.

[@ltlager8807]

No horse guys clearly never heard of Mr. Hands!

[@jayraymond3036]

Crank out more content please more broke vs pro and mystery tech.

[@agenericaccount3935]

Chinese whisky. No thanks, don't need heavy metal poisoning.

[@karlhaipee7662]

is it just me or are the subtitles weird? lol like right after the scotch it goes on its own little story? got a good laugh from it

[@TheDBZCollector]

actually the egg chair is for you to pretend you're working out of a newegg office

[@itsViPar]

The subtitles stopped matching from 11:00 onwards

[@Jakepearl13]

I want that game boy sneaker simply so I could look like an extra in B2TF’s version of 2015

[@JohnDoe-wq5eu]

I remember thinking touch of modern looked cool then I found out what it was and I absolutely hated it and anyone that would actually buy things from that website.

[@nappa0582]

Touch of Modern is now a Members Only club. There better be jackets when signing up or I'm going to be hella pissed.

[@AaJaye]

nope we sleeping together we cuddling haha

[@alancartridge]

What about the Gameboy shoes?

[@karnige5804]

i want to try those whisky’s

[@erikjohnston2100]

The Chinese bathtub whiskey was only aged for 5 years haha that is absolutely nothing for whiskey.

[@spydey2k]

It seems they have never bought cutlery before

[@benweatherstaff3157]

Ah dangit. I thought this was Austin Evans.

[@benharder129]

Sooo wait... There's no this is after dark? Should be... Lol

[@pravculear]

at least with the crypto throw pillows you actually get something you can use.

[@AniClips699]

after binging this channl ive come to a conclusion....we need to buy matt more then the 2 shirts he has

[@Chewbacca5682]

Isn't the egg pod just from Men in Black?

[@KhakiBlueSocks]

I really need to know where that Slowbro shirt Austin is wearing came from! I think I can rock that over the summer!

[@KinseyFromThisIs]

it's from the Pokemon Center website! it was my gift to him for Birthday Mystery Tech last year

[@bittertriumph2045]

Another new set?

[@J0NNYLURVECABBAGE]

Deffo thumbs up from me for the eat the rich line, topps. May the downtrodden masses dine well....

[@jimmyrichards5595]

All you need for Touch of Modern is, a Touch of Money 😄

[@michaelvandyne6480]

More like a Fondle of Money.

[@paulburrow5853]

The $3500 egg chair is like the one from men in black.

[@lance181992]

That egg chair, if you paint it white it would look like the chair from Men In Black

[@hookmanbeme]

The Egg Pod is from Men In Black......lol

[@lendersbagels01]

Mom: We have Linus at home Linus at home:

[@mvelotshabalala7477]

With whiskey you out of your depths 🥲

[@GeniuzProductions]

Why dont you guys use that monitor behind you to display the pics of the items your talking about? when it cuts back to you talking we can still see the images your talking about. i mean it could also say this is as well. i just think you could make better use of that screen behind you.

[@erin_wongggggg]

I keep staring at the black void behind them

[@willjenkins4195]

This site just what comes up when you search I have way to much money

[@sprinter768]

It should be named "Touch of Moron"

[@itsdeonlol]

Jolly Jug is cool!

[@manuelsantos-sm3rt]

The egg pod reminds me of men and black 1 when will smith was doing the test with all the other army dudes

[@chrisc359]

Whiskey from a konght helmet, or the Chinese... Any chance there is more whiskey from other trash stores? I smell a new this is food video coming

[@backprints]

these vids ARE nice to afk chaos druids to tbh

[@horaciolerda]

So, It's one f those lifestyle seller that overcharges for useless craft.