Welcome to Hell!

[@jimmiedmc1]

He's an introvert his punishment is eternal socialising

[@gianttacogod]

You have figured it out

[@elyrienvalkyr8167]

That's what the alcohol is for.

[@joshua2400]

Jesus Christ the sovereign God loves you my friends

[@Amphibilaterz]

@@joshua2400 what

[@joshua2400]

@@Amphibilaterzit is true my friend, Jesus loves you, He came to earth to pay the price of eternal torment in hell that we deserve. God loves us so much that He died on the cross paying the price, and rose again, defeating death no person has to ever go to hell, having faith in Jesus Christ and accepting His gift is what saves us since He already did it for us

[@EightTinyRats]

The party is like 2 guys dancing, 1 drunk person on the floor, and Satan giving everybody his business card

[@JustAgurlHappily]

Damn

[@EightTinyRats]

@s_ac Nah Satan chill he got a punch bowl out and a twister mat in the middle

[@seyongpark205]

still better then my new years party

[@Ashtro_]

My brother….

[@jessepinkman4447]

What if Paul Allen is down there

[@speedy01247]

As an introvert who doesn't drink or socialize this does sound like a terrible fate to me

[@ForgottenPassword]

Well both make the other tolerable, coming from another introvert.

[@potatofreak6680]

Mabey they will have a corner for us that we can just stand and look at our phones.

[@secretagentkarve9431]

If your an introvert, why are you on the internet where all eyes are on your comments?

[@Jack_bonfire]

​@@secretagentkarve9431 is this a joke I'm not sure

[@deptusmechanikus7362]

Indeed

[@Tododeku_Child]

If Satan greeted me like that, I'd be like, "Are you sure this is hell?"

[@electricpaisy6045]

Especially if he's holding balloons

[@TurnipBlue]

Satan:You want the real hell?

[@worfoz]

@@TurnipBlue Me: "No, but I do want real balloons" China: "Here you go buddy"

[@Gelatinosinho]

​@@worfozyou didn't just do that Lol

[@lisajones1438]

Really the dating app never matches you with anyone and you are doomed to an eternity of useless hope of maybe dating someday

[@davidecarucci1073]

After Dante posted his review, they decided to change to avoid more people to come and give it a bad rating

[@ZAND4TSU]

I get it

[@_satan_666_]

@@ZAND4TSU What's the joke??

[@Pseudonimus]

​@@_satan_666_read Dante's Inferno

[@efxnews4776]

@@Pseudonimus Divine Comedy from Dante Aleghieri

[@leonardorolingstella8554]

“Is this critic review really what we want on our company page! That’s it, tone down the torture and let’s have a party!”

[@-Imtryingatleast]

Idk why I was expecting the devil to say "Congratulations you did the bare minimum" after the guy saying he didn't off anyone

[@Jerry-yd8pj]

I was expecting the opposite. "I didn't kill anyone!", "Yeah? Should have while you had the chance."

[@antoine8056]

im dead as hell thinking about ts

[@kaigraham1287]

@@Jerry-yd8pj or "yeah that why your not in heaven, its not enough to be good you need righteous resolve, your religious book is full of reasons"

[@mr.keleton9710]

Legal a foto da Emília

[@jameshartley1689]

Why is the bare minimum not enough? To do good is to be of expense to yourself. Why should anyone do anything for anyone else? Doing the bare minimum and not ruining life for everyone else is more than ideal. Sure some people have it great and can find meaning in helping those who fall behind, but they don't need to. There is no obligation and thus there should be no greater reward. If you're in a position to do good, that is the reward.

[@theoverseer1775]

This is basically Greek mythology Hades lmao, he's just a chill dude who wants some company but everyone sees him as the bad guy for no reason other than that he rules the dead.

[@gilgameshthetreasurehunter2750]

I mean yeah. People nowadays immediately assume Hades =Satan, just cause he rules the Underworld. Like, someones gotta do it and its not like he CHOSE the Underworld

[@theoverseer1775]

@@gilgameshthetreasurehunter2750 what, did he lose a bet with Zeus and Poseidon? Or did they just force him to do it? (also I just now realized how inbred greek gods actually are like holy shit)

[@avisdunrandom]

Poor Hades, the only Greek god that don't kidnap/rap*/... womens. And the only women he "love" (at least he have some affection toward her) doesn't love him but "get used to the situation" (so a relationship of convinence for her). Also Hades is the only God's that take his jobs "seriously" why most of the other gods are there to cause trouble (and some rare blessing) to human.

[@ianslater9566]

@@theoverseer1775 Kind of, but not really. When the gods took control back from the titans (long story), Zeus and Poseidon were fighting over who would get what. Hades, being the eldest, came up with the compromise of basically drawing straws, splitting the sky, the ocean, and the underworld accordingly. You can guess who got what, but even after getting arguably the worst option, Hades was mature and stuck by the agreement, while almost every other god would have been salty and tried to find a way around it. He is by far the most responsible person in Greek mythology, and the only one who does screw with mortals or women for no reason. He even helps a lot of people get their dead friend/loved one back. Even when dealing with people who deserve punishment, he is still mature in that, instead of going through a bunch of unnecessary steps to fuck with and eventually kill them, he just kills them or sets the furry’s on them.

[@theoverseer1775]

@@ianslater9566 ik about greek mythology and the titans and that, ik it's a long story. Thx for the explanation tho. (Btw, unrelated question, what happens to their grandparents, the guys who gave birth to titans? Do they just stay in Tartarus forever or does Zeus free them after beating his father? Why aren't they ever mentioned again?)

[@dylangayne9268]

“Here’s some tequila” “Is it expired” “Oh hell no we aren’t that evil”

[@Living_Murphys_Law]

*"oh here no"

[@dylangayne9268]

@@Living_Murphys_Law no it’s “Oh hell no” it’s a crappy pun

[@syrynaurora]

I know it’s a joke but tequila doesn’t expire unless it’s opened and even then it’s not necessarily “expired” in the same sense of being unsafe for consumption, it just degrades in quality and strength.

[@dylangayne9268]

@@syrynaurora not gonna ask how you know that lol

[@jaelsosa]

@@dylangayne9268it’s common knowledge for the most part.

[@mccoolfriend6818]

"what are they saying about us up there?" you dont want to know

[@alinachan13]

Ikr lol

[@derekmendoza4662]

He will probably turn evil if he knows

[@mccoolfriend6818]

@@derekmendoza4662 or worse he'll turn into the hell we know dont want that

[@prakashbabu123]

Want to know

[@mccoolfriend6818]

@@prakashbabu123 yea Im just lazy at typing sorry I'll change it

[@bluefreely]

As an introvert and a non-alcoholic, This is one hell of a punishment to me.

[@Official_SunTzu]

bruh i wish i could say the same.... im still an introvert tho 💀💀💀💀

[@noveltyantiques]

lol

[@avoid_]

See yourself out.

[@mrwow1667]

very simplified copy of a comment

[@Obi-Wen]

AND SOMEONE WHO HATES DATING APPS lol

[@DavidNietoRamos]

I'm just as insecure as that devil guy there

[@joshua2400]

Jesus Christ the good lord loves you my friend

[@RuSosan]

​@@joshua2400 Prove it. With concrete verifiable evidence. (I'm joking, I know you obviously won't be able to.)

[@nunyabizznez2805]

​@@RuSosan what do you mean? He sent his only son down from heaven to be tortured for you. Is there no pleasing you?

[@RuSosan]

@@nunyabizznez2805 Ah, so according to this 'lil foible, he involuntarily impregnated a married mortal woman to give birth to his son so that he could have that son of his brutally sacrificed to himself to appease himself so that he, the supposedly omnibenevolent being, has less of an excuse to condemn us whom "he loves so much" to eternal torture for being what he made us to be in his supposed omniscience. So your "totes-real" sky daddy likes his narcissistic and psychopathic misery theatrics and won't even spare his own son from that. How loving indeed. Munchausen syndrome, damn hadn't thought of that one yet for him. Legit thanks, that's another good addition to this fictional villain's mental illnesses. Oh yeaah, it certainly wouldn't have been more effective to, say, leave the J-heffe to simply live among us mortals as an undying, unaging messiah who could prove the faith's extraordinary claims with extraordinary deeds to generation after generation globally instead of ALLEGEDLY (SOURCE TRUST US BRO NOW PAY YOUR CHURCH TAXES) once in that little itty bit of the middle east? You know, and why not also grant him immunity against any harm from our end which would remove his suffering and give him further chances to prove his divinity? No? _Making too much actual sense for your bronze age plothole collection with a bit of story hanging on it by a thread?_ Grow the F up. You've been conditioned to a lie. Not a good one either when it's own source material is an excellent example of terrible writing, plotholes and contradictions. 😁

[@Lillstisse661]

​@@nunyabizznez2805ok, but is there any proof there was some almighty god that sent him down here that isn't the bible? Because I wouldn't call the bible a valid source.

[@KenziSanjaya-n6k]

What the Hazbin Hotel like:

[@Obedthian-UK]

No

[@Kayzeditz12]

Fr 💀

[@Idk_What_to_Do_Haha]

Fr

[@Spoopymare]

This is LITERALLY what the hazbin hotel like ong

[@FrancescaLee-s8c]

I love hazbin hotel

[@soniclikesphone]

“You killed 18 ants.”

[@mark-karm]

@@shalvah 😐

[@CammyPlaysRoblox]

I kill 9,837,826,554 (I’ve been counting) a year

[@mark-karm]

@@CammyPlaysRoblox is bro stepping on ant hills and in construction building's sand?

[@SonicFrake]

​@@shalvahThere are religions, Buddhism I think that say you go to hell if you kill ANYTHING. You ever seen that horror movie with the mosquitos the size of horses that skewer people with their giant suckers? That's your hell if you kill a bug according to them.

[@AName221]

@@SonicFrakehell nah

[@mikearchman]

"what are they saying about us up there?" "they blame you for every single bad thing, they hate you"

[@1mol_wAter]

Shit that hurts 😭😭😭😭

[@Sheriff_K]

Brave of you to say that to his face.. 🥶

[@ralfgonzalez3778]

Don't tell him that he gonna get pissed and really punish us

[@vharliksod3200]

mind sharing the source for your pfp?

[@MaskakoBlack]

​@@ralfgonzalez3778yeah, sure thing buddy

[@redpolscorp]

The Devil sounds like "Again? Okay, what the here is going on up there?"

[@pissantxxdd]

I see what you did

[@GreyPunkWolf]

Damn. I had to read that 4 times to get it.

[@bighotman805]

I thought I was having an aneurysm lol

[@JmKrokY]

Yes

[@FrancescaLee-s8c]

Hi

[@QwoaX]

"Go to hell!" "Thanks, I hope so."

[@MaryChan-t3p]

All we are going there to the eternal party

[@OreoDragon_]

@@MaryChan-t3p No party vro

[@MaryChan-t3p]

@@OreoDragon_ how do you know the church invent hell is punishment to scary people as a theist satanist hell is a party they even don't see hell the church control people and blame satan is bad giving us freedom think

[@Oliver-r6i]

@@MaryChan-t3pthere is no party, there’s only suffering

[@serlistogiette4168]

Had a dream in 4th grade where hell was just a raving nightclub, got kicked out of heaven for being too loud, went downstairs to see hitler playing a nintendo 64 and ripped af

[@Bruh_memess]

tf

[@al9x_]

💀

[@mab_25]

Lucky shit

[@shaunaksworldofdinosaurs4182]

Imagination at 3am

[@frog1726]

I do love some Nintendo 64

[@greenscreen5067]

Dating app? Thats definitely hell

[@m.rasyad3281]

yep

[@therealredo]

NAHH thats ohio

[@basti77737]

With only inactive people :). Enjoy

[@-haclong2366]

Only for men.

[@jelly4frog498]

@@-haclong2366 awesome

[@just_a_dead_dude]

"thats your only drink for eternity, no refill" edit: why the hell are you guys keep saying it was infinite

[@_TheHolyPeanut]

Plot twist, it’s infinite

[@JulsLittleBeirutAnarchy]

It's refillable.

[@epaminon6196]

He doesn't drink alcoholic beverages.

[@nunyabizznez2805]

​@@epaminon6196 I do, but margaritas are kinda dry. I'm sure I'd want some water after the first couple. Only margaritas forever? Who knew hell could be so bad?

[@AlexKuz]

@@nunyabizznez2805 just imagine... there're loads of boiling lava down there so all your margaritas will be tea temperature...

[@BennyBReals]

Lucifer in Hazbin Hotel be Like:

[@Hazelnut_The_Weirdo]

STAWWPPPP BUT FRR

[@This-is-a-commentt]

Oh my god I was just about to make that comparison 😭

[@OreoDragon_]

REAL, Like DO something EVIL

[@こんいちわろせですー]

And here’s your own unique rubberduck!

[@pablopamintuan5349]

"What are they saying about us up there" "I CAST YOU TO HECK"

[@Zoryanasigma]

​@@Mr_Lambert0 💀

[@w3aponex870]

@Snific 😮

[@AlvinBrian-h9p]

❤❤❤❤❤bhhjo0o😂🎉😢😮😅😊

[@AlvinBrian-h9p]

​@@w3aponex870bnmkkkpp .njkppllll of 6 immunology immunocompromised innovation innovation innovation innovation innovation innovation immunocompromised implement ⁰ ased❤

[@The_real_paill_neverdies]

​@@AlvinBrian-h9pYou: 😂😢🎉😢😮🎉😮🎉😮🎉😮🎉😢😮🎉 bruh

[@hilljackzack7284]

As a loner who does drink but hates being social I see this as more of a limbo kind of thing honestly.

[@the300rulers7]

Just hope you aren’t that 50-50 guy lol

[@hilljackzack7284]

@@the300rulers7 nah more like 60-40

[@processingunit5321]

Trust me you would probably get used to it and have fun In just a few hours (minutes if you drink)

[@kaycey7361]

@@processingunit5321 nope. People seem more annoying after drinks. Tv seems fine.

[@AlextheBat]

Ah see? Limbo, you're getting the idea of parties!

[@batuhangunes8290]

Helluva Boss in a nutshell:

[@saki437]

​@Bread Guy u mean that homeless guy from pilot?

[@Dr_Kaido]

@@saki437 Hol up are you being Fr?

[@saki437]

@@Dr_Kaido yes In the pilot there is a homeless demon named Satan that Blitzo is talking about

[@toasht6136]

If the bible explained hell like in helluva boss i think that the crimes would have dubled 💀

[@saki437]

@@toasht6136 Nah man the crimes wouldn't double.The crimes will be life I mean...do u remember how Alastor got so powerful in hell It's BC of all the things that he did while he was alive.

[@ashxkitty8332]

" wha- i didn't kill anyone! " *you killed 20 cockroaches and ants*

[@Strawberrylover2832]

Danggggg😗😟 I killed 1000 bugs

[@KaicoloProductions]

Doomguy: spawns in hell Satan: oh shi-

[@jmoneyjoshkinion4576]

When the Doom music kicks in. Satin: do I hear boss music.

[@jessiegabrielnavarro5489]

​@jmoneyjoshkinion4576 Doom Guy is still human. I mean, how strong is Satan? What are you gonna say he can kill Satan? Think about it. Is there a biblical accurate of Satan?

[@jmoneyjoshkinion4576]

@@jessiegabrielnavarro5489 The only time hell is described in the bible is really in Revelations. Most of the "biblical" knowledge about the 7 layers of hell (and what is in them) is from "Dante's Inferno" which is basically (time to upset you) a fan fiction addition to the bible. Now so far as who is stronger in reality, no contest, human loses. In a game/story it would be up to the writers, like defeating oldschool Green Lantern with a standard #2 yellow pencil (wood for one, and the color yellow for the other).

[@bluechezzwithsocks9117]

@@jmoneyjoshkinion4576Bro pulled out the receipts 💀

[@spectrumforthesoul6322]

​@@jmoneyjoshkinion4576Uh, actually is The "Divine" Comedy, and what is known from hell is from the first part of The Comedy, Inferno, "Dante's Inferno" Is the game made by Visceral Games and EA based in The "Divine" Comedy

[@Just_Some_Gal]

"So, you good at socializing?" "no" Devil: *Fascinating*

[@ea-5199]

1000th like

[@LazyLoonz]

"And here i thought the big man himself made you guys into social creatures...turns out even the creator of everything can lie too lol"

[@gamergodofjustice]

@@LazyLoonz he doesnt "lie" he sends a spirit of dishonesty.

[@captainoftheoldchads1743]

Yes but truly people say they rather go to hell instead of stay in this world like come on hell goes through the worst things you have ever been though and repeats inf of times your immortal but you fill the pain inf and inf and inf and when you get use to it than they change and make it worse

[@bludragon9323]

@@captainoftheoldchads1743 I want to break that record once I get used to the pain ima say yo satan is that all you got pussy every time

[@Bambi458]

“Yeah i know great job” got me dying

[@rjsanimationstudio2931]

472 likes and no comments? Lemme fix that

[@Tyronejizz]

​@@rjsanimationstudio2931 no likes? Good.

[@rjsanimationstudio2931]

@@Tyronejizz fair enough

[@Tyronejizz]

@@rjsanimationstudio2931 like

[@uweomaadewale8025]

"Like seriously though, what're they saying about us up there?" 😂😂 Very terrible things

[@Xenogamer1871]

“Hey, what are they saying about us up there?” My ass knowing what Meru the succubus is 💀

[@Iamgayman]

NO

[@bweaddss5702]

yessir

[@ARC-8846]

NO!

[@asura_real]

NAHH man💀

[@meowth.commenter]

U MADE ME THINK OF THAT SHOW AGAIN

[@justacorn0211]

As an introvert an eternal party sounds like a nightmare.

[@nothappyz]

You'll get the hang of it

[@mayoactual2065]

It’s okay you’ll at least have the chance to talk to women

[@crysu533]

@@nothappyz is that supposed to be a dark joke orrrr…..

[@Johia_Mapping_2]

As an inteovert This can, and WILL force extrovert out of you,

[@toothandclaw4347]

Oh god

[@aaziikaaa2262]

As a drinker and a social person this seems like a sweet deal

[@osheridan]

The aesthetic could use work, but I agree

[@leobow3333]

Ill die from alcohol poisoning again if i would be offered that much

[@iloveklaha_]

@@leobow3333 but your already dead if your in hell

[@iloveklaha_]

@@leobow3333 so it is an eternal party

[@leobow3333]

@@iloveklaha_ im in

[@user-xr3jr1sf4h]

hell is not a party . It's eternal pain

[@Brett_Gamingg]

Yeah, he’s an introvert it’s his punishment 😂

[@The_Butler_Did_It]

Impossible

[@JosephPatton316]

Buzzz killllll

[@KyleBruhVloski]

No shit 🤦

[@TakonumeroII]

Well we didn't go there so we don't know if it's like the video says or it's just the eternal pain...

[@trashAndNoStar]

The split second after the guy said "What, NO!!" and Satan's expression changed from smiling to frown kills me 😂

[@commentguy6969]

how did u get so many likes just for saying tht?!!?

[@trijetaviator]

WHAT, NOOO! DUUUUUUUUUUUUUD-

[@listoncutinho920]

An extroverts dream is an introverts worst nightmare.

[@samdeatherage]

Does that mean that heaven is like some sort of strict school who will beat you with a stick if you do something wrong?

[@MagicForg]

Probaly. That, or the roles are completely reversed where your tortured in heaven and live(Or die? Cuz your not alive) Happily in hell

[@user-ub2xy2je2j]

🙃

[@nguyendung686]

No ? It would be like where you enjoy healthy life without alcohol or addicted drug. Some humans do enjoy that life bro. Weird hah ?

[@dasdaslayer8310]

​@@nguyendung686 yeah so weird that people would ask a perfectly normal question pertaining to the video right? Also god doesn't like sarcasm.

[@frannb58]

@@nguyendung686 The weirdest thing is that you speak as if you have experience in this like how do you know? Hah, quite weird indeed.

[@Crowelephant]

I love the concept of the devil not realizing the negative press hell gets 😁

[@Fakyy]

"I tried my best, I didn't kill anyone" 💀

[@Randonguy278]

yeah i know great job

[@ShootNowAskLater01]

Kids these days think everything is a punchline

[@guideoftheriver7112]

​​@@ShootNowAskLater01I can't believe they found something in a comedic video funny. What a tragedy, am I right? Not that i disagree with you though.

[@thechosenone7400]

Video Games included

[@gentrydean3789]

​@@ShootNowAskLater01Can't see what was wrong with that, it was kinda funny to think about it.

[@CharlezBS]

If that man spills any of those drinks he’s gonna be burning for eternity Edit: y so many likes

[@xandronius]

Damn your right

[@anonymousperson2363]

True, the drinks are all flammable.

[@FriendlyNeighborhoodGayGuy]

Or the cologne if it’s a spray

[@spqrrow]

666 likes

[@yesno4108]

​@@spqrrowand I ruined it 🥶😩😫

[@theaj2564]

We need a longer version of this 😭

[@Mr.PoopyButtholeOfficial]

Its basically called Purgatony 😂

[@echerwrecker]

@@Mr.PoopyButtholeOfficialyou mean purgatory? or am i missing a joke

[@WingsOfEnd]

Extroverts: Hey dont threaten me with a good time! Fellow Introverts: OUH HELL NAH

[@neohelios77]

Hell would be only having a single bottle of ANY drink for ETERNITY.

[@strawby7]

wrong, water exists

[@neohelios77]

@@strawby7 - calm down there internet stranger. Just a joke ;)

[@SuperJman1111]

Other than water of course

[@Dunno683]

​@@strawby7 ye one bottle of water for all of eternity??

[@Justaguyonyt3]

​@@strawby7 jokes exist too

[@imrealrage]

i love how he brings two balloons to welcome him

[@arielsong1289]

Yeah! He is so nice and sweet, and looks so sad about how living people are badmouthing about his people/ghosts.

[@Mens_Rights]

"As I stared into the Abyss, it stared into me and asked 'wanna dance'." - Nietzsche, after a few too many Jaegermeisters

[@Alise_official]

HELL IS FOREVER WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT ‼️‼️

[@Real_Very_Tired_Crab]

And if people wants to reject Jesus Christ as their lord and saviour, it’s their choice!‼️‼️‼️‼️they will face god warth😢

[@justphoenyx05]

if they have games, nuggies and pets, I'll be happy

[@GamersInHellOnYt]

Unfortunately there is no wifi inthe afterlife, both heaven and hell are a 'deadzone'. Ba-dum-tssss~

[@justphoenyx05]

@@GamersInHellOnYt that was a hell of a joke, it was so dry

[@GamersInHellOnYt]

@@justphoenyx05 thankyou thankyou, im dead inside. 🙃 This was entertaining.

[@justphoenyx05]

@@GamersInHellOnYt haha, aren't we all? And it was indeed

[@phiIphil]

Best fucking reply section

[@methane5211]

I don't like alcohol and I don't like socialising. It's truly hell

[@wallewalle7775]

Lol

[@kyu.kurarin]

You can’t die from alcohol if you died once.

[@kiki6475]

Okay ? Learn to cope with it or suffer eternaly lmfao

[@albundy9793]

Damn that’s crazy to me I love people and alcohol. Hope your happy at least

[@johanliebert6024]

​@@kyu.kurarin u don't why they gave alcohol Go search dude

[@jdirksen]

“I’m not afraid of hell, it’s just heaven for bad people!” -The Doctor

[@DeathSithe92]

Tell me you've never read the bible without actually Telling me you never read the bible.

[@dragon22214]

​@@DeathSithe92tell me you take things to seriously without telling you take things to seriously

[@GamersInHellOnYt]

How you gonna try to get mad about a quote from an actor :/ ?

[@phiIphil]

​@@DeathSithe92 Average online christian moment

[@dragonbones3885]

​@@phiIphil average consoomer moments

[@Youtube_is_Trash]

Demons be like: Wait... Humans aren't into this... So WHY ARE THEY DOING IT TO ONE ANOTHER??? WE JUST WANTED TO MAKE YOU FEEL AT HOME!!!!

[@tomasfaella7499]

That... makes too much sense

[@chesnex]

The worst hell punishment is making you talk your thoughts infront of the class

[@RyanKHudson]

That might be too much even for hell.

[@rachdarastrix5251]

Hey would you like to trade? Mine is getting food and tools from the store instead of hunting gathering and crafting. I'll take being class speechman over that.

[@kovs-gg8wt]

Mine is being a superintendent in your 20s and being in charge of people twice your age Hard to tell someone older and that you respect what to do

[@chesnex]

@@kovs-gg8wt imagine you're shy too

[@kovs-gg8wt]

@@chesnex I am...

[@PX-13]

*the guy:* I didn't fuck anyone! *the Devil:* game included *Edit:* Holy shit 2K likes! :D

[@user-fz3jd3vp3r]

*:/*

[@IamSaD25]

The Insects And arachnids:

[@Elizabeth-uy1cz]

Ohh shit I killed like millions of? 😅

[@J_peg3]

Fps players be like 🙂🥲

[@phantasmo88]

So I would be charged of human extinction worth of kills

[@saxor96]

I always wondered, why would the devil punish you if you went to Hell? Wouldn't that be him doing God's job? If the Devil really wanted to go against God, he would definitely enjoy the company of more like him, and not punish them.

[@joshua2400]

the devil isnt there in charge of the place, Hell is the absense of God, there is torment there, there is no enjoyment there, only suffering for all including rhe demons it is dark and agonizing pain that place was made for satan to suffer, but sadly people don't accept God's gift of forgiveness, every human stands condemned already becsuse of the sin we commit, it is like a disease, Jesus Christ came and died on the cross (and rose again) for us so that we can have our sins forgiven, cleansed from our payment so that we could have eternal freedom and life with God God does not want a single human to go there, hense why God paid the price for us I hope you can get to know God personally

[@cottoncandyjkkj]

Sometimes I wonder if Hell is actually a place where Satan is forced to watch people get punished for the equality he believed so strongly in. Maybe Hell is Satan's punishment and not where he punishes

[@affegpus4195]

Christianism as a whole makes very little sense if you try to apply any logic yo it even the religious people who actually care to know their stuff, normally just focus on jesus, as least there is some consistency there and it is mostly ok things.

[@AlexiaHoardwing]

Seriously, always wondered it myself. That's why I like the idea of Greek/Roman afterlife, we all end up in the same place just treated differently.

[@Jalapos]

@@affegpus4195you have never read the Bible have you? Satan is being tortured he isn’t torturing people

[@StomeAura]

I mean, he’s got a point, we only heard *one* side of what hell is like

[@DenisLoubet]

I always thought the way for the devil to win more souls than the other side was to make hell more attractive than heaven.

[@Leyladjdjx]

Well, not that far fetched actually. But sins more accurately

[@happiness7808]

Momentary gratification is much easier to chase. It takes work to get into heaven, much easier to follow your basest impulses and go to hell

[@DenisLoubet]

If hell was more attractive than heaven, then it would be a better reward than heaven. Would the god want you to be rewarded for following your basest impulses?@@happiness7808

[@codybarr4143]

Yeah but you're presuming that for some reason he wants your souls when sahan the enemy known collie as Satan actually hates you

[@Cartman4wesome]

It always was more attractive. Heaven is basically like being in church for an eternity.

[@IReplyToGayPeople]

Satan: seriously though why the hell are you guys so scared of coming in here?

[@epaminon6196]

There's a German animated movie from the 1990: Das kleine Arschloch und der alte Sack" or "The little prick and the old codger". The old codger more or less dies and goes to Hell. After his arrival, the devil welcomes him and gives him the tour: No pain. No disabilities. 23° C year-round. Intergalactic TV with 3,000,000+ channels. Caviar mountains. Lava hot tubs that feel relaxing. Self-walking walkways. Sweat huts filled with dozens of hot nymphoid nurses. Penile extension to 14 inches and full erectile functionality at any age. 500 to 1000 orgasms a day. The devil tells the old codger that he's lucky because he didn't end up in the... 'other place', where the departed only ever sing choir, play harp, praise the Lord and watch ONE black and white TV channel. In the end, admission to hell requires a quiz on the devil in popular culture and the question of Old Codger's religious denomination. Old Codger's response: "None, I was an atheist." Hell grows cold. Old Codger's getting kicked out of hell by a dismissive devil and returns to the Living.

[@IReplyToGayPeople]

@@epaminon6196 which is why I'd rather not be in heaven.

[@Cassoosted_Fuper]

@@epaminon6196 wait so if you’re an atheist you live forever because both hell and heaven don’t want you?

[@epaminon6196]

@@Cassoosted_Fuper Uncertain. The Old Codger didn't really die in the first Act - he merely rolled into an open cemetery by accident and ended up on a coffin rollercoaster ride to Hell. He never really died, yet when he arrived in Hell, his body was free from disabilities. But once Hell spew him back out, he was back in his wheelchair. Guess he was a special case.

[@MrMan-np9jg]

​@@Cassoosted_Fuper I would probably assume that was reincarnation at the end. I haven't watched the flick though so I don't know and seemingly neither do you

[@kube_allah]

ain't no way bro boutta trick people into going to hell 😭😭😭

[@Name-loading-now]

I hear you

[@miguelatkinson]

How so like how is he tricking anyone only person to be tricked by this I presume would be you sice you even mention it in the first place

[@Name-loading-now]

I have no idea what you just said

[@miguelatkinson]

@@Name-loading-now I am saying if he really believes this video would literally send people to hell

[@ashleyalexis8963]

exactly im a christan

[@KaomojiGirl]

Blud summoned the whole hazbin hotel fandom

[@McMemeTME]

Imagine if Hell is actually just a place to try and have fun, but you have to deal with annoying stress inducing conditions the entire time.

[@ungratefulmango]

Bro you've just described life

[@damir_van_kalaz]

So... what you're saying is hell is just Earth but warmer?

[@Go_BananasVR]

@@damir_van_kalaz not anywhere close

[@fulana_de_tal]

So basicaly high school?

[@Go_BananasVR]

@@fulana_de_tal no imagine burning alive for all eternity being separated from god

[@cameronballz6154]

I mean...knowing how strict Christianity is, Hell is likely not nearly as full of "bad people" as you'd think

[@rathalos4783]

God doesn't need us, the world could be perfect without us. Every single of our actions is a great offense to the world's harmony and God, that is why a single sin can lead us to hell... but all God is asking us is to repent and accept his love, and he cleans us of our debt for free.

[@prestonjones1653]

Since when does Xtianity have any rules at all? It's a pedophilia, pseudocannibalism murder party all the time without any semblance of order at all.

[@snowyhudson975]

@@rathalos4783 that's funny, as far as anyone has ever seen, "god" is a psychopathic narcissist character in a really REALLY bad anthology that spends a LOT of time promoting slavery, rape, and mass murder. not a good look to submit to fiction when running a life.

[@joshua2400]

Christianity isnt that strict my friend, God came down to do the payment for us taking on an excruciating task that He did not want us to have to God just want's relationship with us, for us to trust in Him and have hope in Him we cannot earn eternal life on good works, we do good works because of the Holy Spirit's work in us hell is not a place of fun, but of agony, hense why God, loving us so much came to give us a way to be saved from the situation we put ourselves in

[@kylarcheng1346]

@@joshua2400 question If Jesus came to save us from our sins, doesn’t that mean he kinda failed, cause last time I checked we were NOT saved from our sins

[@Blueizy]

"I didn't kill anyone" Minecraft villager : Armmm

[@leonardorolingstella8554]

Video games count apparently

[@DomSerp812]

Don't Worry Bro, There's a Nice Hotel There

[@MewGamer-bj9in]

That’s what I was thinking and I heard that the king is a depressed duck loving guy

[@mrstupid_fr]

@@MewGamer-bj9inhe has a daughter too and some red haired radio guy

[@MewGamer-bj9in]

@@mrstupid_fr I heard that before

[@ryanrossiter6605]

​@@mrstupid_fr the red haired guy's name is alastor, the king of hell is called Lucifer morningstar, and his daughter is called Charlie morningstar (I'm not correcting you btw just telling you)

[@KnightSlasher]

What if Satan was really horrible back then but as time went on he became nice but it happened so recently that it wasn't in the Bible

[@rayflyers]

Or, and hear me out here, what if all religions are bullshit, so you can just live your life and not think about it?

[@FrostTurnip]

Satan was just to aggressive punishing sinners. He wasn't that bad.

[@jeanlasalle2351]

Or maybe the fact that when bad is done it's good for him. Punishing bad people would be counter productive and would arguably make him a good guy. People are lying to you, why would he punish people doing work for him ?

[@KnightSlasher]

​@@jeanlasalle2351I mean we treat prisoners irl like crap and then they become reoffenders

[@lm7416]

When your Lord said to the angels, “I am going to create a human being from clay. So when I have fashioned him and had a spirit of My Own ˹creation˺ breathed into him, fall down in prostration to him.” So the angels prostrated all together. but not Iblîs, who acted arrogantly, becoming unfaithful. Allah asked, “O Iblîs! What prevented you from prostrating to what I created with My Own Hands? Did you ˹just˺ become proud? Or have you always been arrogant?” He replied, “I am better than he is: You created me from fire and him from clay.” Allah commanded, “Then get out of Paradise, for you are truly cursed. And surely upon you is My condemnation until the Day of Judgment.” Satan appealed, “My Lord! Then delay my end until the Day of their resurrection.” Allah said, “You will be delayed until the appointed Day.” Satan said, “By Your Glory! I will certainly mislead them all, except Your chosen servants among them.” Allah concluded, “The truth is-and I ˹only˺ say the truth-: I will surely fill up Hell with you and whoever follows you from among them, all together.”

[@captainpalegg2860]

Everyone is like “he’s an introvert and this is his punishment”, but I like to think this version of the Devil caters to each individual person’s needs and desires. If someone is a bibliophile with social anxiety, for example, the Devil himself isn’t actually there to greet them, but instead just leaves them the key to their own personal infinite library.

[@Mavendow]

This is actually implied by the Bible. When Lucifer was cast from heaven, he was effectively given both a form and a means to do exactly what he wanted to do, which was champion his own perspective rather than fall in line with the rule of God. Yes, he's 'chained' in hell, but then, all angels are effectively chained by (not in) heaven. They follow God and the demons follow Lucifer. Also, when humanity became too rowdy, God wiped them all out in the 40 days' flood... But left the demons to keep doing demon stuff. So, the people who defy God end up in hell. But like, S/M is a thing, so uh. The thing where Cerberus is eating them endlessly, isn't that what at least some people want, lol?

[@Shsgdv425]

Brov it ain’t no party💀

[@alexpokrzywinski4321]

Could be

[@supremekill6011]

​@@alexpokrzywinski4321 don't believe that

[@alexpokrzywinski4321]

@@supremekill6011 but it could

[@DaRealCyberWolf]

@@supremekill6011 do you not let anyone believe what they want to believe 💀

[@supremekill6011]

@HalleluYAH 7 thank u for this u wrote a lot but amen love u brother/sister

[@wildcard4552]

Hell aint a party, its a torment.

[@NewBornChoppaRoblox]

Yea hell aint a party it’s a torment you rite 🙌🏾

[@abbenylund]

As an introverted, aromantic and full-time sober man I cannot describe the terrors this had caused me.

[@ashleymessedup]

I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS COMMENT

[@abbenylund]

@@ashleymessedup well I'm glad I fulfilled your wish haha

[@owenhammond1880]

"What are they saying about us up there?" Honestly man depends who you ask.

[@swaggerarmy499]

Helluva boss

[@DanielSmith-hm1yg]

Eternal party sounds BADASS

[@chiefychiefy7489]

bro your cringe you just drown in lava you don't party for Eternel life

[@TeamNova80]

Indeed

[@MrSirFluffy]

Unfortunately it's eternal suffering.

[@molag-ballordofdomination2065]

​@@MrSirFluffyunfortunately it doesn't exist

[@MrSirFluffy]

@@molag-ballordofdomination2065 It does, if you don't believe so then it's on you.

[@KablowieFortress]

Greek mythology accurate Hades be like:

[@cookie5535]

The real hell is the friends we made along the way

[@CheeseSweater]

“Found or our swords and gathered the badges just in time!”

[@ibbu.mubeen]

​@@CheeseSweater 😭. Rb battles reference here!?!

[@J5ive_VnStoo]

My wealth and treasures? If you want it, you can have it! Search for it! I left it all at that place!

[@BrickB4ttIe]

rb battles fr

[@Capten_Ussop]

😊😂

[@krazproductions]

He seems like such a nice guy lmao

[@glitchedcartoonwarsofficial]

Helluva boss and hasbin hotel hell in a nutshell

[@djaccountisbfisbx3880]

Helluva Boss fans when they get plunged into a pit of boiling oil instead of gay demon wolf sex

[@danny1ft1]

​@@djaccountisbfisbx3880only a human would think of something like that to manipulate others into following their will, I highly doubt if eternal beings existed they'd want us to worship them if they made us with their qualities, only the unintelligent think punishment should be eternal. I think heaven and hell would just be different societies if anything.

[@sandvichguy]

Hell fans when they go to hell and it’s not just some big party and they get their skin torn off:

[@hgdhfhfb]

@@danny1ft1atheists in hell be like: guess i was wrong 💀

[@danny1ft1]

@@hgdhfhfb 100% ain't happening because the book you got that information from is a 100% wrote by a man. Only a moron would believe the most intelligent being ever would act as depicted.

[@Etrizbuat]

I hope Heaven is good and hell is like this, i want the afterlife to be equal for everyone😢😢😢

[@BombyIsaac]

For Me, who's AroAce, doesn't Drink and is an Introvert this would be an actual eternal Punishment

[@augustomoreira7441]

just dont drink or use the app. easy

[@MrMan-np9jg]

​@@augustomoreira7441 nah Isaac will be compelled to use the app and drink. And they will be compelled to be sociable and fun. And a good person overall. And that is his punishment. To not be some unsociable cunt, but to be extremely unwillingly happy and friendly and be constantly awkward

[@Njordin2010]

Wtf is aroace? Is that something gender soup related?

[@poshiblitz]

​@@Njordin2010 Aromantic (No romantic attraction to anyone regardless of gender) and Asexual (no sexual attraction regardless of gender) together it makes Aro-ace

[@augustomoreira7441]

@@Njordin2010 its someone who doesnt feel romantic or sexual attraction at all. Its a sexuality, so no. Its not a part of the gender soup.

[@oanhienlong7264]

Would never doubt this possibility, some Christians I met could be awfully aggressive knowing I'm an atheist saying things like "Humanity is damned, only Christ can save you" or "atheist don't have morals and are satan in disguise" while some that doesn't believe is actually chill and not "moral-less" like I'm indoctrinated. I agree it's case to case, obviously there are Christians that are respectful, but the expected response usually isn't nice. It's like zombies sometimes, unless you're are one of them, you are going to have a rough time.

[@Alfar-2908-1]

I know but at least it’s changing a little bit I grew up in one of those really conservative Church going towns but it was around 2010 I think is when people just stopped believing that churches at least say the word of God when they started to preach more politics and gun rights than they did the word of God seriously most of the churches in my hometown which used to be like 6 are only 2 are still holding mass and one is more of a gun store.

[@GamersInHellOnYt]

Dunno if its changing much. Im in the south, went to church 2 weeks ago to support my mom and they really really force stuff down your throat saying stuff literally like " its your duty on earth to save a sinner by preeching the word of god. Maybe they dont want to hear it, but thats why god put you in their life- to change their mind! Keep telling them everyday-" Like dude... No means no. Thats how you loose friends.and then it makes the christian feel isolated because no one wants to listen. Its harmful to both people... Just hang out and watch a movie or something jeez.

[@MikeHunt-zy3cn]

I guess I got lucky. I'm not religious, but the people I met who were thankfully calm about it and not loony zombies spewing the same 3 lines of dialog like an NPC.

[@Alfar-2908-1]

@@MikeHunt-zy3cn I know I can’t tell you how annoying it is like I have an aunt that constantly try to make us believe her cult she even made my grandpa’s funeral about her and how she was trying to save him I feel so bad for him having to live with her sounded like torture for that man.

[@MikeHunt-zy3cn]

@@Alfar-2908-1 thats horrendous. And people wonder why I'm not religious and don't seriously reconsider joining a religion.

[@Randomdude1921]

How satanists explain hell:

[@heatsflamesman5353]

Fr though. Trying to deceive people.

[@dustinsatterfield5094]

Me: oh come on man I never killed anyone? Satan: games included Me: fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

[@vaibhavmakkar6821]

That party must be fire

[@daniellopez3520]

Im sure Arrow is singing the famous tropical summer song, " Feeling Hot! Hot! Hot!" there. Song is a perfect fit for Cinderella's shoe! Now that's where I wanna be!

[@Jesus-jq5zw]

Guy: Well hell doesnt look so bad... (checks bottle of tequila and realizes the brand is SIERRA) Guy: NOOOOOOOOO!!! Satan: MUAAAH HAHAHAHAHA!!

[@Pokemazda]

Sorry what?? Tequila from the brand Sierra is litterly like the only kind of tequila you should drink? Why is this a bad thing?

[@Jesus-jq5zw]

@@Pokemazda for tequila enjoyers, being serve SIERRA is a litteral punishment, you should never drink it outside of a cocktail, SIERRA is poison

[@Ogfloppa2]

​@@Pokemazda Even casamigos is better IMHO.

[@biigg22]

As the 12th doctor said in the episode Heaven Sent "Maybe I'm in Hell. That's okay, I'm not scared of Hell, it's just Heaven for bad people."

[@Lahmed495]

Bro what

[@UrCousin]

And eternal burning..

[@user-ge3xt9rf2z]

If in hell is a party I go there for sure

[@HolyChristian100]

Biblically It's Quite opposite Heaven is the party And you can make your dream mansion Plus being able to speak to God I'd much rather be in heaven

[@NewBornChoppaRoblox]

@@HolyChristian100I’d much rather be in heaven too but not ice spice ice spice is evil she did the devil’s signs at the Super Bowl this year back in February 2024

[@Real_Very_Tired_Crab]

@@HolyChristian100yes yes turn to Jesus come on , you can go to heaven once you repent and trusting in Jesus taking your punishment away for you believe in him so you won’t have to go to hell

[@Real_Very_Tired_Crab]

@@HolyChristian100and just remember Jesus and god loves you❤✝️

[@SurfistaEletrico]

First 5 seconds: exactly how I think it's going to be like...!

[@Real_Very_Tired_Crab]

Eternal torment and fire will not quench and your body will not be destroyed and people will burn forever no rest whatsoever 😢 turn to Jesus

[@juanignaciomansillacolotti7459]

Now i wonder how EXTRA hell is like..

[@joshua2400]

hell is darkness, torment, grotesque demons want you to suffer eternally in there with them it is not a pretty place or sight, I hope you can get to know God personally, as He wants companionship with you I hope you can trust in Jesus Christ and His gift he gave in place of our own 😊 God is good

[@juanignaciomansillacolotti7459]

@@joshua2400 i know, the video is a joke, my comment is just a joke

[@affegpus4195]

extra hell is the same party, but 10 hours latter when all the beer is hot, they run out of ice, all good brand booze is gone, the band left, the floor is full of barf and the place smells like piss

[@joshua2400]

@@affegpus4195 Jesus Christ the sovereign God cares deeply about you my friend :" )

[@RuSosan]

​​@@joshua2400 "Hell is darkness, torment..." "Jesus cares about you." Pick one of those two mutually exclusive ones, dumbass.

[@Allea42069]

As an extreme introvert this is the only party/social event I will ever attend exept for my own wedding

[@angelolazatin6612]

same

[@papitbull1]

Bold of you to assume you will ever find love

[@carnage3814]

​@@papitbull1 ikr,if he/she is that much of an introvert,no way you are flirting with the opposite gender and you have to find so many people to find the one to marry

[@RykerDagoat69420]

HELL IS FOREVER WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT

[@AnArtistInAVoid]

As many have pointed out, this is introvert and non alcohol drinker hell

[@D4V1DZ1LL4]

Don't worry fellow introverts! They still have an Xbox 360 with RDR1 and GTA IV.

[@PhantomnicParalysus]

The first thing I'd do is give big ol' goat man a hug and then hide behind him

[@Daniel-wy2kx]

Y’all do realize that hell isn’t like this and that Lucifer or Satan aren’t cool quirky anti-hero’s right?

[@JasTheMansmells]

@@Daniel-wy2kx why, you been there before?

[@funnyrockangry]

@@Daniel-wy2kx proof?

[@Sleepzzy]

Donner julle mense is deur die kak😂😂😂

[@PhantomnicParalysus]

@@Daniel-wy2kx I was kinda… referring to if this was the real hell?

[@Seaweed_Brain_3]

The devil’s look of sadness when the guy said “what? No!”😂

[@Lemonade_49]

I mean, I'm not an introvert but I definitely would not want that kind of eternal party lmao

[@gonggonglive]

It needs some ambience to be honest.

[@Squishy856]

as an introvert this would be my kinda of hell

[@PippyWolf]

The nervous little "uhh.. " at the end is just 👌

[@S8EdgyVA]

"I didn't kill anyone", hurray, you did the bare minimum

[@ChloricTheProtogen]

red devils welcoming me to hardmode underworld in terraria:

[@Pretzelboys]

I mean does it come with a house and free healthcare?

[@joshua2400]

no, its just eternal torture, surrounded by demons who do nothing but hate us for being loved by God so much Jesus Christ the sovereign God loves you, I hope you can get to know Him personally : )

[@-Imtryingatleast]

Dude you would be dead and in hell, you won't need healthcare there About the house i'm not really sure but I think so

[@nassimdjebaili5876]

​@@joshua2400I did in fact meet Jesus at a party once , we ended up going to my place and hooked up , and I can tell you one thing about it he doesn't know how to eat ass at all

[@drnutso8507]

No it comes with free HELLthcare

[@cottoncandyjkkj]

@@drnutso8507 I laughed way too hard at this 🤣

[@maru184_CDN]

As an introverted this is one of my worsts nightmares.

[@werjoshuaasjsmyt6274]

Hell ain’t a joke people

[@clipsyoudontwatch]

It’s a joke don’t get offended

[@NewBornChoppaRoblox]

@@clipsyoudontwatchit’s actually not a joke people are burning forever forever hell is emotional bro I don’t wanna go I wanna go to Jesus Christ

[@Real_Very_Tired_Crab]

It’s true people!!!!! Turn to god and get saved by Jesus Christ right now before it’s too late!!!!!!🥺✝️🙏🏼hell is not a joke !!

[@B4phomettt]

🎺 🎺

[@Rawen1982]

Oh, Hell's PR department is going to be pissed when they find out about the rumours Heaven's been spreading on Earth.

[@PonandCon9025]

As in introvert with severe social anxiety, this seems like a terrible punishment

[@heavydutydavid5020]

go go ga ga

[@nbgoodiscore1303]

You sound kinda proud of that

[@Ector_902]

Homeless man joined the server.

[@darelhandy739]

Yes contrary to popular belief you don’t have to kill people to be sent straight to hell