Welcome to Rat Burger!

[@renbelmont]

star backwards is rats

[@blakebuchanan7691]

+Ryan Ramos (SilentQuote) XD

[@jeffreypiasecki6977]

+EngagingBus Rats, rats, we're the rats.

[@burtiebassett4200]

+Alex & Toast oh mah GAWD

[@KotMatrosk1n]

+EngagingBus AM DA JIANT RAT DAT MAKES OL OF DA RULZ

[@VitroTheAlien]

I'm the giant rat that makes all of the rules

[@DemonicChocobo]

They can't work together to make a single burger, but without any kind of communication they manage to coordinate an elaborate scheme to lure Jerma into a hole and trap him inside using a bunch of generic green blocks. It's beautiful.

[@Her_Imperious_Condescension]

I do believe those are perfectly generic objects.

[@tjohnstonbawden]

@@Her_Imperious_Condescension nice to see another one

[@cacophonousantiquarian8803]

​@@Her_Imperious_CondescensionI thought I left this all behind

[@megalomaniacalHalide]

@@cacophonousantiquarian8803 fondly regard deterioration.

[@N._99]

​@@Her_Imperious_Condescension talk about blast from the past

[@Snezit1]

nearly 10 years later and this game has never been fully released on Steam

[@twinfantasytowers]

And the funny thing is that there’s a very similar game on roblox

[@UrielDripper]

​@@twinfantasytowers just realized that “cook burgers” is literally this game

[@AnvilPro100]

Imagine you're at a new restaurant. And suddenly a rat comes running out of the back with a burger. And then the entire fucking staff come running out after it. They all leave the building and then the manager comes back in a minute later triumphantly holding the rat

[@greaniebeaniez3070]

This made me laugh more than it should've

[@rabbit0664]

It hurts from laughing so hard

[@alegomanYTPs]

i literally have back problems like jerma and i just unlocked a new laugh trying not to die from this comment thanks

[@funnemanboy]

Welcome to the Rat Cafe, there's no rats here, only... Hamburgers

[@goodnightnathan]

+p00patr00pa Pathetic. *Leaves*

[@funnemanboy]

BobTheBacon ... i had cake to share..

[@goodnightnathan]

p00patr00pa I DIDN'T COME FOR CAKE. I CAME... FOR RATS.

[@funnemanboy]

BobTheBacon I TOLD YOU NO RATS ARE HERE!

[@goodnightnathan]

p00patr00pa CHANGE THE NAME THEN!

[@FUNKe]

I like how jerma wants to try to see what playing the game seriously is like, and star wants to see how much he can break the game

[@Visigoths]

FUNKe 3 years ago

[@AlexMartinez-cu5bw]

Ewhocanhebe 3 years later, someone finally replies.

[@aboringninja6437]

ily

[@CertainlyCaro]

Cheesburgahs

[@DogeVEVO]

@FUNKe Bichtch

[@RavenCyarm]

I work in a fast food restaurant and can confirm this is pretty much an average day.

[@Hazzafriend]

yeah i often fall through the floor and eternally sink into a void at my work

[@luckyluciano2395]

RavenCyarm sounds fun

[@danieldriscoll2155]

So everyone on the first day shoves their arms into each other's faces?

[@xXbutters1234]

the rats stealing patties is accurate at least

[@frakesjc7033]

Do you still work in a fast food restaurant? Is this still an average day!?

[@MrMoldyMurder]

The charachters in this game look like mighty beanz.

[@DaBlewm]

hool

[@Startacker]

"These people look like Burger King eggs" - my friend

[@Her_Imperious_Condescension]

Holy shit, I remember collecting those.

[@MrsKwan-fz6mf]

Reasonably

[@IamBean334]

Amogus beans

[@WTEvideos]

By the end, Rat Burger has been closed down by the FDA, Health Department, EPA, NSA (watches Jerma fall through floor)... OSHA...

[@Vitrified_]

CDC?

[@Kovac22]

"He's the rat mama"

Fweed he makes all of dah rules

[@DannDGaming]

I guess this is the prequel, showing the rise of the Rats under the tyranny of Star_ and Jerma985. Also, I totally forgot about the ending to this, how does Star manage to break every game he plays

[@riboh3324]

We're the rats!

[@goodwithastain]

Rico theDemonSlayer we prey at night

[@riboh3324]

***** We stalk at night!

[@seancombs1188]

***** We hide in day!

[@niikiyama]

Dan D ster always breaks any game.. even solitaire...

[@prestongraham3936]

Rats, we're rats, we're the rats We prey at night we stalk at night We're the rats

[@prestongraham3936]

supermariodiaz3 let's see what kind of trouble we can get ourselves into

[@EnragedBarrothGaming]

Preston Graham Byeh, the fat guy won't fit down the toilrert

[@dipperpinesmarcusgamesandv6368]

*Steps on fat guy* Yaaayyy!

[@jerrycan1756]

Preston Graham Rats, we rats, we were rats. We preyed at night and stalked at night, we were rats. Now were burgers.

[@volkisch8371]

*"It's a family recipe!"*

[@JoJoMadara]

Note to self: NEVER eat at Jerma's

[@BajaBlastBBB]

This video is actually perfection. The ensemble cast, the weird avatar expressions, the rats, and finally disintegration of the game world. We must make a monument to the genius that is this video.

[@baconshotgun3184]

purple B profile picture gang

[@DaveZilla02]

Welcome to Rat Burger, home of the Rat Burger™, may I take your order?

[@WreckNRepeat]

*Can I take your order.

[@kiba_the_lucky]

Ding.

[@DaveZilla02]

WreckNRepeat Oh... okay. [pause] Welcome to Rat Burger, home of the Rat Burger™, can I take your order?

[@kiba_the_lucky]

Davysama Ding again.

[@somescrub8960]

hi can I get a large mole burger and a bucket of grilled mice please

[@feloniousgru8964]

The Three stages of the Glitchpocalyps: 1. Infinite Bacon 2. Infinite Buns 3. Falling through the floor.

[@cfortson1354]

I see Nickelodeon finally brought back Mr.Meaty.

[@radino2252]

How about Good Burger?

[@uknownada]

Symachi It's home of the Good Burger.

[@butterskutz]

Can I take your order?

[@SLACKLINEDUDE]

No not mr good burger mr good burger was a movie Mr meaty on the other hand was a really Scarry TV puppet show

[@cfortson1354]

it wasn't really scary, more just ugly and weird.

[@deepwelldweller]

jerma's physical presence was the price for bacon transmutation

[@TheLegendOfLol]

Had to pause it at "Who wanted the lettuce?" as he walks out both hands held high with a bit of lettuce in each hand. By god...this is fantastic.

[@LoverofSquids]

Watching this after watching Jerma's "Rat Movie" video. "Hello, sir! Welcome to the Rat Café! There's no rats here, there's just, uh...hamburgers!"

[@forcefreedc]

jerma is a realistic manager. "there's a prisoner back here! a person back here is trapped." completely ignored until he finds out for himself. food and retail manager at their finest.

[@mallaceis771]

How cool would it be if this game became an extremely popular economy roleplay server. Each person with a job, job breaks, days off, work, etc. In a giant sandbox city thing with friends. I would buy it so fast.

[@LordVader1094]

O.O

[@holben27]

sounds like gmod roleplay to me.

[@QuantumFluxable]

holben27 Only gmod roleplay is always a giant shitfest of 12-year-olds disputing over people entering the wrong sewers every time I had a look on a server...

[@TurtleHurtle]

QuantumFluxable My God, I have never heard a more accurate description of a dark rp server in my life.

[@fercon9892]

that game is allready out, go outside.

[@CadetGen]

Rat Burgah is the best realistic simulation of the Fast food industry. Behind every counter is a Jerma and Ster_

[@Ash_bellend]

Watching old Jerma videos is... euphoric

[@florianwei7812]

Was recomended wtf

[@renovillafuerte7053]

im gay irl

[@KrunemGrimcleaver]

3:32 best part of video jermagasm

[@sempertern]

Wheyrlen Dragonfist yeah lmao

[@Novestador]

Went to Wendy's today and the cash register was broken. This is exactly how things went.

[@Solarjolt]

Jerma couldn't take the pressure and died and fell...into...heaven?

[@nukaquartz23]

6:09 He was just trying to make a krabby patty

[@TheKrabGamer]

This video, no joke, nearly killed me the first time I watched it. I am not kidding

[@burued]

Yeah same with me.

[@FLUFFCHIRP]

same here

[@influxxxxcs]

6:39 a burger that looks nice for once

[@a_wormwood]

It took me 7 years but I just now realized that Etalyx is in this video. I had no idea they had been friends for that long, what a cool thing to see.

[@TheCasualCommenter]

*FACEDESK* OK I FEEL LIKE AN IDIOT. I have been watching Jerma videos for a while now, and after reading the description today where it says, "Help spread the infection :)" it hit me. It hit me like a bag of bricks. THE NAME "JERMA" COMES FROM "GERMS" LIKE IN THE INTRO I FEEL SO DUMB JUST REALIZING IT NOW

[@dizzyzane]

took you a while

[@dizzyzane]

took you a while

[@ChunderThunder1]

took you a while

[@GreyMercury]

Yuh-huh.

[@jorts6255]

took you a while

[@WaterVictim]

Does any one else feel like they will be watching this like 17 years from now and still these types of star and jerma videos will be as entertaining and funny

[@CountOfMonteCristo_]

I feel the same!

[@spooky_lizbean1050]

Yup

[@kaitebean616]

Nearly ten years later and can confirm still funny

[@marshal265]

The people look like rejected mighty beans XD

[@Th3Jez]

So who fell.... WHO FELL!?!?

[@hapkoxyz]

I think it was a burger xD

[@darkyangel09]

it was star

[@Ahmadabdal_]

dang.....you watched jerma?

[@the10ofdiamondscard]

Now you've been acting *real* weird since the fall, Ster. Are you sure you don't have something to tell me?

[@grande1900]

Jerma

[@NieOrginalny]

Ahh, more characters for Jerma Rumble. Needs someone who can possibly beat Annoying Flashlight Guy or Han Solo.

[@Jaroolz]

How about the chef from this game?

[@MarkWIXX]

YOU KNOW. DON'T. SAY. S-. SWEARS!

[@frudented]

See, This is why STAR_ plays videogames for living: He gets to do stuff that he dont get to do in real life

[@s6th795]

Here at rat burger, we don't cut corners. Or tails.

[@jerichohasfun]

wait this was jerma! I was recommended this video 7 years ago and I just got recommended it again.

[@jjyeewk]

Star broke everything! Even the floor!

[@drawter3592]

i wish this exact build of the game got released, it looks beautiful

[@thingX1x]

Gamers logic:I see something new, can I kill it?

[@Aimela136]

*Star_ logic

[@somerandomdudeontheinterne1157]

Aimela its Ster_ logic

[@bren7080]

minerjoe bidan Correction: ster_ logic.

[@Pootishero]

***** lergic is mad pt 5

[@LemmyKoopa98]

***** i think they were talking about the hermit guy.

[@EvanPlaysPc]

I like to imagine that this is where he came up with the rat movie xD

[@shadowgaleshale9218]

This should be a series

[@TheTediousSpy2]

BURGAH BOYS: THE MOVIE

[@jayfua2003]

Burgah Boys: The Movie: The Game: The Graphic Novel

[@Appletank8]

some people just want to see the burger burn

[@poly5315]

Those character models all look like mighty beans.

[@poggymoose]

They look more like obese pencils.

[@poggymoose]

***** Sorry, it just looked like you were making fun of my comment.

[@poly5315]

omgomogmogomgomgomg fight fight fight.

[@baconlabs]

"Hello, sir, welcome to the Rat Cafe. There's no rats here, there's just, uh, hamburgahs."

[@codeevee893]

I've never been more satisfied with a youtube subscription

[@Dalokohs]

Please, a second episode where you guys get at least one order done.

[@bigfootfighter4132]

I like how Jerma cant get them to actually work together and play the game but they all work together to imprison Jerma behind a bunch of boxes

[@TheWibbledee]

I actually want to see more of this!

[@chrislarkin9629]

Yep.Definetly.

[@MsHarpsychord]

i love how at 6:38 they actually managed to make a perfect burger and put it on a pedestal on the counter lol

[@MaskedMann]

I have a 12 pack from laughing so much

[@JayPuma186]

+Masked Mann I've found my new workout regimen.

[@donnieaveryfan17]

Leave it to Star to break everything lol

[@SeriousPeopleStudios]

0:25 "Why are you Star's girlfriend?" Then there seems to be some kind of explanation, but I can't make it out. Just something about a date. Does anybody understand what was said, it's been bothering me.

[@CadetGen]

TONIGHT! On Unsolved Mysteries! The secret relationships of ster_

[@rcb1337]

He's saying "I thought we were doing the date," as in jerma probably planned a skit for them to perform that very quickly got abandoned.

[@ziggle5000]

It's funny to me how every channel linked in the description is now defunct, despite 3 of them still being active on twitch

[@bowie.90]

All of you need to do this again, oh my god. Brilliant.

[@TheChocolateEagle]

You know, after watching about 8 hours of star and jermboh on tip of the hats, why not watch more star and jermboh?

[@TheDhlk]

Make more please this is way to funny

[@LiteralEVERYTHING]

*too

[@brendyndurnan6459]

PleaseCheddar Shut your ass up.

[@AgentDewy]

Brendyn Durnan IF HE DOESN'T TEACH HIM THEN WHO WILL?!

[@brendyndurnan6459]

I don't know who will teach him but not some dude named "PleaseCheddar" lol

[@LiteralEVERYTHING]

You lookin' to tussle?

[@samquik]

Jerma's referenced this video quite a few times lately. It must be one he looks back on fondly (and for good reason; i love this video too)

[@SceptileSlash]

"I know how to break everything" -STAR_

[@ninthfloor]

Jerma literally falls for the Cask of Amontillado trick in this video

[@shboo2303]

"WHY ARE YOU STAR'S GIRLFRIEND?" Jerma is jelly confirmed. Sterma is now confirmed.

[@Schplatnel]

You need to get Burgah Boy to play this with you.

[@triplegreenfire]

plz no

[@Lardo99]

This video is over a year old already... it all goes by so fast...

[@DonutSlayer99]

And then Star_ toke the two loaves of bacon and broke it apart, until there was enough to feed the 5 thousand rat that followed him.

[@InVinoVeratas]

3:26 *_"Get the Rat and put it on a bun"_* I feel like this is a phrase that is uttered in restaurants far more often than one would like.

[@McStebb]

Should have included BurgahBoy in this one.

[@mackeylibrande216]

They're rats, They're rats, They're the rats. They prey at night, they stalk at night. They're the rats. That's the giant rat who steals all of the foods. Let's see what kind of trouble they can get themselves into.

[@kat-gn8sd]

you thought this was gonna come up in my recommended, and i WASN’T going to watch it again??

[@MuuToo]

How this place ever got a 5 STAR_ review, I'll never know.

[@thepie193]

Muu Too no, It's a 5_STER rating

[@MuuToo]

The Pie This was back when he was still STAR_, so I'll stick to that.

[@DarkOmegaMK2]

6:42 It's like a crime scene, but instead of corpses there is bacon.

[@DerEnteUnturned]

I want this game back.

[@Mick0Mania]

Ya can't make burgers without burgahboy.

[@bagel7917]

Ah, a simpler time.

[@Nenkos]

More of this, please Jerma!

[@TheSupremeShogun]

Thank you jerm for uploading more vidoes more often. I love your work.

[@AgentHooligan]

McDonalds in a nutshell

[@Bebe-fq8yb]

Anyone remember this rat burger video? God I love this video!

[@SnarkyRogue]

How has it already been 2 years?

[@SlurmiWurm]

TheApolloMyth that's how I feel bro

[@SeeyouSpaceCowboy69]

Ikr pretty crazy

[@shanghai9029]

Rats, we're rats, we're the rats, we stalk at night we creep at night we're the rats! I'm the giant rat who makes all of the ruuuuuules! Let's see what kind of trouble we can get ourselves into

[@FratFerno]

"Citizen Burger Disorder" Rule 4: "IT IS ABSOLUTELY BROKEN!"

[@batmansprotege1569]

welcome to rat burger, home of the rat burger. Cannn I take your order?

[@thatslyguy6669]

Yeah where's the rats?

[@galaxynano]

+gaming4278 in the burger.

[@ntlrz]

+Dreson Johnson I would love it if that were true, but you ARE the rat. I'm taking you in

[@galaxynano]

+The True Antlers PLOT TWISTS!!!!!

[@jackm.4188]

Is this a reference?

[@DAvOaPe1]

see, this is why i love star.

[@HurriO4]

on the wall it says "Press 4 / 5 / 6 / 7 / 8 / 9 / 0 to spawn food" and "Too much food will probably break stuff". I think I found out how Star_ made all this bacon and made Jerma fall into the ghost world: he reads the fucking manual :P

[@AtzeHHouse]

All these people in one video? Yyyyiiiiissssss

[@alma3884052]

I would totally watch cartoon TV series like that. Jerma and his friends trying to make burgers, but the only one who is ctually trying is Jerma.

[@skippymcflippynipsoldchann9983]

Cosmic Mage that actually sounds like a good show idea a restaurant where only one guy trys

[@snowdevil002]

This is a timeless classic of a KZbin video. I can comeback everyday and it won't get old.

[@TDOTCRFH4]

as someone who worked in fast food, this is a 100% accurate simulation

[@VincentVisions]

more bad games... where did it all begin? WEEEEEELLLL I'LL TELL YA

[@giguyjoe]

On Steam where else?

[@VincentVisions]

giguyjoe2nd . IN NEEEEEEEW JERSEY

[@sooperchikken]

coaltoons EVERYBODY WAS TORNTIN'!

[@VincentVisions]

sooperchikken U SHOULDA SEEN EM

[@giguyjoe]

coaltoons .Plymouth Rock; is in like Pennsylvania somewhere.

[@imapineapple9138]

I use to watch jerma as a kid along with star, I binge watched them for days on end. And my family wonders why I'm so fucked up.

[@Olimshk]

I miss facecam so much, him just casually talking, or live-playing. Please bring it back, it felt so personal.

[@SkipsMalone]

I love the videos with MLC in them

[@LazyLee]

In order to get the bacon, jerma had to be sacrificed? Was it worth it?

[@huntereno1864]

Yes, yes it was.

[@sm0ke836]

+Lee Lebensbaum You bet your ass it was.

[@Luigiofthegods]

+W1CK No. Jerma is gone. Angels will no longer be born, cancer will no longer be cured, and happiness will no longer be restored with the loss of Jerma.

[@maxotter]

+Luigiofthegods "We got the bacon....but at what cost?"

[@channelname349]

im losing my shit here imagine seeing a burger chain employee hunt down a rat outside of the store, proclaim "i got the rat" AND THEN BRING IT BACK INSIDE

[@Zac124Roblox]

MOOORRRREEEEEE!!!

[@carlosd2217]

The look of the kitchen with food all over the floor and etalyx and MLC over cooking rats was PRICELESS!

[@GARGANTUAN_JAME]

We pray at night we stalk at night... *W e ' r e T h e R a t s*

[@ruyekahatori3073]

Rats, Rats Rat Burger! We're open late,we're up all night Rat burger