Welcome To Texas!

[@CCandSMUDGE]

lol I’m sitting just chilling on the couch while hurricane Beryl tears apart the tree in the front yard, but hey, it’s 83 degrees outside, so it’s working 😂

[@KornPlaysGames]

106 degrees is the coldest it’ll get in texas during the summer 💀

[@heatherlowe7330]

Sadly true 😭

[@jdos5643]

@@KornPlaysGames more reasons not to move to twerkxas

[@jdos5643]

@@KornPlaysGames more reasons not to move to twerkxas

[@WiseArkAngel]

**120

[@Jeff_D421]

Facts,then add in the humidity if you're from the crossroads or the valley or coastline,it's more like 120-130 and you can only work outside for like 30 minutes,good luck cutting your grass,it basically stays a jungle till you get a thunderstorm which finally let's it get down to 90 degrees for a few hours

[@Frozenfrog18]

"Texas, if a gun has a personality"😂

[@SmokinGator420]

As a native Texan I was laughing so hard at the Austin is not Texas

[@-cheerio-]

Same

[@joecool8315]

Bro 🤣 that got to me too

[@rainhat1]

Im also a texan lmao been living there my whole life born n raised

[@97AshleyRose]

Same 🤣🤣🤣

[@7rove5ide29]

@@rainhat1 who asked

[@tephlontalk2102]

"Austin is NOT TEXAS". Spoken like a true Texan 😂😭

[@vaitahace]

Facts 😂😂😂

[@dzplayer0149]

Explain please???

[@gamefather9105]

@@dzplayer0149liberals

[@mhamedaitaadi39]

Why is not texas

[@nanabannorantwi9836]

Austin is a part of Texas

[@Rose-yx6jq]

As a native Texan this is painfully accurate. But the further south you go, the better the Tex-Mex.

[@beardoodle9835]

Truth. From San Antonio all the way south, you can eat VERY well 😂 I miss living there. (Edit: for the food and the nice people that are there, not so much of the stuff 🤷‍♀️.)

[@Omega_Antics]

Include the rivers like the Nueces River because it’s fricking beautiful (and yes, the Tex-mex is fricking good too)

[@craneoDeFuego077]

Better Tacos in the west and south

[@lazywallstreetnews7234]

As a Texas resident I laughed so hard at the 'Austin is NOT Texas' part 🤣

[@dzplayer0149]

Explain why??

[@gamefather9105]

@@dzplayer0149liberals

[@A0pplePapple]

@@dzplayer0149Because Austin is more liberal leaning.

[@PlubusDomis]

​@dzplayer0149 there's a reason their city motto is "keep Austin weird"...

[@Kurskans]

Eastern California lmao

[@cyborgXcsun]

i’m a texan, this was so accurate, lol. brisket, guns, everythin 💀

[@Skeletone56]

As a Texan born Hispanic, Yeah this is completely accurate.

[@kvrma8893]

Bro you don't have to say Texas born hispanic your just Texan we were fighting at the Alamo too it wasn't just white people

[@stumpf_man8791]

@@kvrma8893 True. I’m a white guy born and raised Texan, odds are I have more in common with any native latino in the state than any California refugee. People talk about Latinos in Texas like the both of us haven’t been here since day one

[@they.luv.liaaaa]

what part of Texas?

[@alanazuaraayup8089]

As a human, this is completely true

[@luv4kendra]

@@they.luv.liaaaai live in the valley

[@texdoc89]

Born and raised Texan... completely accurate 100%

[@dzplayer0149]

Why is Austin not Texas?

[@Abby.2012]

@@dzplayer0149I’m from Texas I think Austin is not Texas because of the big cities and all the Californians moving to Austin and straight up ruining the Yee-HAW😂

[@cheetamcu644]

​​@dzplayer0149 prolly some dumb ass yee haw mentality from the uncultured texans. No Austin means no Alamo or Capitol.

[@jawamaster]

@@dzplayer0149 texas conservatives dislike the easygoing, accepting nature of Austinites. You could say we are “hippies”. There is little racism compared to other parts of Texas, less crime, and more white collar jobs and educational opportunities. Basically, a democrat run city.

[@LairdErnst]

Was not expecting the ending, lol! Well played!

[@invisalats841]

We aren't allowed to do a Texas handshake in city limits anymore, such a bummer.

[@khaztaraine]

10 pounds of brisket, all 5 seasons of Friday Night Lights, and 26 guns took me the fuck out 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Talon18136]

Only Californians think Austin is Texas 😂

[@khalidshubbar6911]

I...I thought Austin was Texas... I'm Pennsylvanian...

[@Jess1234]

@@khalidshubbar6911it’s not

[@WhispersFromTheDark]

Amen!!!

[@cooltina789]

@@khalidshubbar6911they mean it doesn’t represent the majority of Texas. Or rather, what the majority of Texas stands for.

[@casematecardinal]

​@@Jess1234 it is. Its just, not the same anymore. It got subverted and now its a craphole. Hard to say as someone who grew up there

[@martyn6145]

Everyone new to Texas ends up like the guy with cowboy hat in about two weeks. Texas is awesome and I miss it. Even Austin.

[@-cheerio-]

Austin isn’t Texas

[@ErikPT]

Give the them a Texas Rangers ballcap it's a good substitute. (It has TEXAS not Houston-- a state not a city team).

[@shawnbishop9774]

Austin is no longer Texas. Native Texan here. The only piece of our great state left in Austin is the Capital Bdlg

[@theadhdgoblin]

You have to be born in Texas

[@bive4167]

​@@shawnbishop9774 I looked it up and it says Austin is the capital of the state of Texas. What's up with this Austin isn't Texas thing?

[@JustAnotherFreak11037]

As a native Texan I can confirm this is how we introduce others to Texas

[@Tiawan_.]

So can I

[@strawberryshortcake-5750]

As a native Texan,I can’t relate at all

[@JodieMartins]

Texan Kokichi… beware the blue haired girl using vintage glasses, she might kill you for being a thorn on her side

[@DirtyMikeReturnToMonke]

as someone born and raised here, the whole reason its bumper to bumper is because of cali, thankfully its so hot ive seen that tons of people are leaving :D

[@TeamCat1128]

Texas handshake! I died.🤣

[@trappozoiid]

As a native Texan, I was shaking my head as soon as bro said “I’ve heard a lot about Austin” 😭 Austin is not Texas ‼️‼️ 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

[@MrEOM41]

Austin is California 😅

[@Patrick_919]

Austin is Texas lite.

[@kennethmasters9329]

More like California lite.

[@richardlepreux8489]

Allow me to correct your spelling. Austin is Texas LIB.

[@nicholasblackwell9117]

@@richardlepreux8489 Before George Bush, Texas was a democrat stronghold.

[@flynnmalin3036]

As a native Texan, I LMAO! Hilarious! 👍😆

[@freeoffenisve]

y’all are city

[@flynnmalin3036]

​@@freeoffenisve Nope. I live outside the city limits, of a small town. YOU HAD THAT, COMPLETELY, WRONG! 🙄

[@freeoffenisve]

@@flynnmalin3036 all of texas is city boys that fake their accent to sound like people from ga or alabama like myself becuase y’all just wanna play dress up and say howdy

[@flynnmalin3036]

@@freeoffenisve I'm a natural born woman. Not a dude, Dude. Next time, check the channel information. Are you always in derp mode? 🤔

[@freeoffenisve]

@@flynnmalin3036 well i assumed with a name like flynn but i don’t think that makes me stupid for assuming ur gender i think that makes me smart are u always in sensitivity mode

[@keanucoloma5792]

“Goddamn liberals” accurate

[@Turtle68427]

I love Texas

[@JustMe-gw3eo]

Make Austin Texas again - Alex Jones

[@tcam8809]

IM DEAD!!!! Texas native born and raised!! Odessa total of 22 years and Waco 13 years! This is so true y’all!!

[@matthewrogers94mr]

The last bit with Chuck Noris was hilarious.

[@Crayon2PT0]

As a Texan this is the most accurate way to depict Texas if it was a person lol

[@snapdragon8610]

I LOVE this!! He's right about Austin. That's where I live. Too many "foreigners" have moved here. :(

[@calebbellinger8424]

AGREEDDDD I live in Austin too

[@daisypetals978]

Bro Texas was made by foreigners 😭 Texas wouldn’t be Texas if there was no foreigners

[@timeforchange3786]

They have moved north and have taken over the food delivery business

[@AdamTorres-bk6yf]

Austin.... The city where the men shave their legs, and the women don't.

[@WhispersFromTheDark]

Yep!

[@ragingjebus3552]

Yep, but you forgot Austin men not only Shave their legs, they shave their upper lips, tweez thir eyebrows, and man-skap . And Austin women do everything opposite of what I said 😂😂

[@casematecardinal]

​@@ragingjebus3552 I like having a clean shaven face but I understand what youre getting at

[@Miss_Kisa94]

I'm in Houston and don't shave mine 😂 nobody seems to notice

[@Irrelevant554]

Yooo. What women are you talking about 😂

[@Eldrich09]

If you want it more accurate to Texas, you could say: “Why is it 106° outside?” “Don’t worry about that, there’s gonna be a historic blizzard tomorrow.”

[@rhondaallan4680]

As a native Texan, I can tell you that we've only had 3 extreme cold events in my 60 years on this earth. 1983, 2020, and 2022. It's extremely rare that temperatures get that low all the way down to the coast.

[@danielcavesripfuture9866]

106 degrees? I'm a Texan and I wear a jacket at that temperature.

[@Abby.2012]

Haha me too

[@alexacoffin8215]

Lol😂 this is funny, as a north Texan though we love Austin. They're Texans first like the rest of us

[@JMH4325]

True! I'm from Dallas and everyone I know loves Austin! Keep it weird 😝

[@kennethmasters9329]

Lies! City folk love Austin which shows how downhill cities in Texas have fallen...

[@lunakat45]

Today on the radio it was announced there was gonna be a cold front we all know what that means. Low 90s!!! Yayyy!!!

[@theadhdgoblin]

Every. Word. Is. True.

[@catlord2568]

As a Texan pretty true ngl But not all of us have accents

[@Dmx80079]

You do it’s just deep inside

[@thanosmaster-abel559]

@@Dmx80079born and raised in Houston and when I speak normally I don’t have much of that Texan accent BUT I can easily switch into if I wanted to if I gave it some effort

[@katmustang7666]

I-35 The road that is perpetually in a state of construction 🚧

[@DarkTac0210]

San Antonio Is the heart of Texas from tejano to Texas this is the heart of the state

[@pill1154]

God austin is like the cousin everyone hates

[@seatruss8431]

Just wait till he pulls up to a HS football game only to be met with a College level stadium. Or even hitting up a college game with an NFL level stadium 😂😂

[@Nosferata138]

You, sir, have earned yourself another sub. 🤘🤠👍 To think el paso used to be the only part we tried to disown. That austin bit was glorious. 😂

[@SupremeBytes]

As an Austinite, this is spot-on. You forgot to include a personal generator in that starter pack for the “rolling power outages”- and a motorized scooter! 🤣

[@insederec]

Not in Texas, no sir

[@damagnificentbirds]

Texas hand shake got me lol I thought it's like Mexican handshake lol, And hands down pants too omg you are so good

[@alxcastillo1240]

We need to make the handshake a thing 😂😂😂 💥 💥 💥

[@jasminecarter8998]

I don’t know how to feel about this 😂😂😂

[@sbielec30]

I was waiting for him to say Chili has no beans 🫘 😂😂😂😂😂

[@sleighet-xf6tv]

This is great! So funny 😂😂😂!

[@phyllismay4384]

Soooo true! Love the Texas handshakes....too funny😂

[@PedroEspitian1]

Can't stop laughing after watched this. I didn't expect the final part. 🤣

[@undead9999]

I want a texas starter kit too! 😂

[@heatherlowe7330]

You know once the brisket comes out they ain't leaving 😂

[@bennyjohnson1684]

I like your editing on this channel, very entertaining 😂

[@xXx-rh3pq]

From iraq i like you guys 😂😂😂

[@Anna-Hope-Hobi]

I just moved to Texas a year ago and I'm Mexican I can surely agree that this is accurate accurate the hottest we had one 107° to 108° and I'm now use too it...

[@rhondaallan4680]

A few years back, we were traveling to the Hill Country, and it was literally 114, 116, and even 118 degrees. We were in a very bad drought at the time.

[@Anna-Hope-Hobi]

@@rhondaallan4680 Yeah

[@owlwithascarf]

As a Texan, We do own 572 guns in our cowboy hats and enjoy the 172 degree weather

[@cyborgXcsun]

yeehaw

[@SavvyWavvy12345]

That last bit😂😂😂

[@Tyycaa]

Almost sh*t my pants because of the starter kit 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Dummyoperatorgaming]

As a Texan this is 100 percent accurate😂

[@DoodleTheBob_UTTP]

Bro put Walker the Texas ranger at the end 😂

[@Comradedevmon]

I am Texan and can confirm.

[@PilotTed]

As a Texan, I shed a tear at how beautiful this homage to my home was. Thank you! Lmao

[@stephyamileth]

I LOVE this 😂😂 #ProudTexan

[@Draven_the_metal_head]

The best starter kit yet

[@Bertfishing24]

As a Georgia boy I was thinking he was talking about Atlanta when he said Austin for a second

[@rondambarnes]

I need my starter kit!!! Living in Texas now for 47 years!!!

[@sourturtle3964]

“Only 26?” -me a native Texan

[@LuxuriousLenay]

I'm from Texas, the friday night lights, barebecue running through you part is too real

[@coryschritter5944]

Monahans- Love West Texas. Heat aint so bad if your in the shade but the traffic does suck(sometimes) on I20. Seen alot of Cali roll thru and alot rollin out. I can't complain. Hardly anyone from out of state stays in the desert.

[@ElaineWood-f2t]

I wasn't born in Texas, but I got there as soon as I could. We lived there for a couple of years when my husband was stationed at Ft. Hood. I can remember one "spring" when a bunch of the state was on fire in April, and it didn't rain until August! God bless Texas!

[@emmamcraven_2005]

Man I wish I could visit to see my mom side of the family ❤

[@PyroMynx]

As a Texan, this is so hilarious! The 10 lbs of brisket! I love it! And yes, Austin is NOT Texas! Thank you!

[@AnnaPark-p9d]

I literally cried. So funny.

[@jaicobflores9923]

Yeah seems like you nailed us on this one bud 😂

[@ALDC.kennedy]

As a Texan, this is so real WTH 😭

[@tatepatrick3095]

As a Texan, I though the pants down thing was just me and only 26 guns we must be cutting back

[@Cheezegirl_64]

AS A TEXAN IM BAWLING 😭

[@SkullieTheBillFan]

As a texan true af

[@aidanmueller9683]

"Why's nobody worried it's 106⁰ outside?" "Oh don't worry it'll get back up to 110⁰ before long"

[@MarkP-x9j]

This is ALL so true. ((Hello from Houston))

[@Abel_Colors-RR]

As a Texan I can confirm this is how you should join

[@Sam_sink]

I felt that

[@CmdrDingus]

Worth it. Get me outta michigan

[@RoyG.]

Moved to Texas from Grand Rapids some 35 years ago. I'm a "naturalized " Texan now. If anyone asks where I'm from, I proudly tell them " I'm a Texan."

[@rhodesfamily5867]

You forgot about hurricane block parties 🌀🥳🎉

[@meredithw1515]

I love being a Texan🤣

[@RoyG.]

I not only love being a Texan, I'm PROUD of it!!!

[@goldn909]

The breezefrom the tornadoes.. this is so true though 😂🥲 It’s like why does it feel so good outside when there’s a tornado watch 😂

[@noahrodriguez3677]

As a person who was born in Texas I just love that amazing heat that gives me energy and going to the live stoke shows are amazing. Texas Rules !!!🔥🔥

[@JwalMart07]

Love that he used the Walker Texas Ranger theme 😂

[@selffun6520]

😂 that hurricanes and tornado will cool you down at anytime.

[@Hookem4863]

I like it!

[@darkowl5795]

I love how I said “nope” at the same time he did with the I-35 line. Great minds 😂

[@Aust1n-Guitar]

Lmaoo born and raised in Austin Texas

[@racheldavila6431]

Hilarious and soo funny 😄

[@yourbigheadcousin5434]

Nobody says "Howdy". If anyone says it at all they pronounce it "heidi". Also, any real Texan refuses to recognize any major metropolitan areas as "Texas".

[@insederec]

I always hear it like "ha-dee"

[@Texas_guy76]

HELL YEAH

[@ProudTexan315]

In austin we texans like music alot

[@stormsmack69]

26 guns? Those are rookie numbers, you better bump it up.

[@Andresmente]

I've been living in Houston for 3 years now and can confirm: that's how they welcome you in Texas 🤠

[@Rick_Grimes14]

Beautiful👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 and realistic I remember when it was 98° in December

[@againstallenemiesforeignan3156]

Nothing but facts here

[@Miss_Kisa94]

A hurricane is literally coming this Monday and things are so nice and cool right now 😭

[@joehill1538]

Austin is indeed not part of Texas