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Welcome to the Galactic Federation | Rick and Morty | adult swim

[@steeltimberwolf]

Love how the antidepressants given to Jerry by the Fedbot were compliments of the Galactic Federation then after Jerry felt better flipped the script and charged him for the meds and basically made him an indentured servant.

[@joshg6491]

Welcome to capitalism

[@vtr0104]

It doesn't help that EDI from Mass Effect was the one delivering them, and she's inherently trust-worthy...

[@Pencil0fDoom]

Its a sharecroppers wage: you move sixteen tons and what do u get? another day older and deeper in debt!

[@Andrew-ow6fq]

Glad this is just a cartoon amiright

[@EnycmaPie]

That is how Big Pharma works.

[@georgechen5815]

at 3:25, morty comes up with the idea to reprogram the galactic federation's portal's to disintegrate their fleet. At the end of season 5, that is exactly what evil morty did to kill the ricks in the citadel

[@kanemccarthy1979]

He also used the portal on his arm to make the portal on Kyle collapse in on him

[@leont.17]

Nice catch

[@aliengranpa]

Mortys gonna morty

[@fite-4-ever876]

1:02 big props to Tammy's voice actor there. She shifts subtley to convey the change in her character effectively.

[@RandalfElVikingo]

Big props to you, even a whole pandemic hold your virginity on check!

[@jfnshit772]

it doesn't seem hard. all you have to do is keep command of the tone you are speaking in. you can hear the way she drops her facade crystal clear.

[@300thNPC]

​@@jfnshit772 Yeah not exactly subtle lol.

[@miles2378]

Where did Tanny get the scars?

[@aliboy357]

Can we just appreciate the wholesome bugs at the end? One hasn’t taken what I’d presume to be his partner to meet his parents because he’s embarrassed of them. Relatable and very sweet

[@gmork1090]

Same reason my wife never met my parents. Well, that and all the other reasons.

[@aliboy357]

@@DavidLS1 Sweet, it was a typo

[@leolazari4238]

I have a feeling calling them bugs “bugs”is kinda racist

[@JB-fh1bb]

That was the real “doing a Star Wars”

[@kahuugaming5935]

don't forget VERY Dead

[@jedrzejkoszewski4342]

2:55 I love how they edited it.

[@TippyHippy]

Sometimes I play with my willy and the white stuff comes out

[@WarlordM]

@@TippyHippy eight, three

[@mtmq8137]

@@WarlordM BFFUUEEEAAAGGGHHHHH

[@lightflareproject]

Smooth

[@omen3324]

Literally out of context if you didn't see the original first

[@lauren8135]

Man I feel like the pilot was pretty different from the rest of the series like it definitely evolved but it was like pure chaotic fun with good jokes. Always good for a rewatch.

[@gorgolyt]

Still probably my favourite. Each new season has a little less of that original energy. I don't generally enjoy the show any more.

[@Pork_Rolllin]

@@gorgolyt The show was better without a continuous, overarching plotline. Some of the standalone episodes are the best when you can watch them without having to watch anything prior.

[@ratlosmappy]

Rick was heaps better when he was a crazy smart grandpa rather than a cold hearted egotistic maniac.

[@HightopDavid]

@@ratlosmappy they hired female writers after a couple seasons….mistake!

[@ceral1871]

@@HightopDavid what

[@kimjongun2942]

"It's a fuckn figure of speech Morty, they're bureaucrats, i don't respect them" Man Rick is so heartless 😂😂

[@Syphaxis]

Me: "Oh, even better!" *switches to full auto*

[@RyanUptonInnovator]

You should see how he feels about lawyers.

[@shinecousins2553]

That joke was organic

[@sankang9425]

Still my favorite quote

[@rosierousseau7889]

​@@Syphaxis no

[@hey_how_are_ya]

1:15 if you put the play back speed at the slowest speed you can see Jerry almost died in a few frames but because of his reaction time he survived. He deserves respect for being so quick. Also Rick was already in cover before the bugs jumped in meaning as soon as she showed her true colors Rick was prepared

[@dissonanceparadiddle]

I'm really curious about Tammy's backstory. How did a human get wrapped up in all this in the first place. These bugs give us a bad name

[@TailAbNormal]

She might have had some kind of surgical or genetic modification done to her in order to appear human, or maybe she just comes from a species that looks exactly like humans?

[@dissonanceparadiddle]

@@TailAbNormal that or she is human but was approached, recruited, trained and then planted.

[@azizbanaga2844]

Wasn't she summers friend before when she went to the party? So she was probably human before idk.

[@williamei3166]

@@azizbanaga2844 well her mission was to find Sanches, pretty sure they knew where his family was but not where he was, I don't think the federation was that kinda of government which torture siblings in order to get information, so she might've been the sleeping agent assigned to watch the smith family in case rick returned.

[@thesheq5023]

I think it’s tied to operation phoenix and the central dim curve we saw in the last season. We see other threats emerge like tammy and morty. So im assuming that he did something in the other galaxies to make him hide in these ones but she found and tracked him down and morty is trying to get out. I think rick lived his life before and thats why he tried to off himself in the first season- because he knows the tragedy that will repeat forever. Also this makes the whole ricks are hermit crabs reference a bit deeper and would explain operation Phoenix

[@Burgertimee]

“They’re not robots!” “It’s a figure of speech morty, they’re bureaucrats I don’t respect them!” Favorite line.

[@PhillyDreamTeam90]

Him coughing blood up kills me

[@myles3856]

Fax

[@dreisiglps2451]

Rick, the AnCap!

[@samuelgross7564]

Still my favorite joke of rick and Morty

[@telewizorniajeszczejak3642]

​@@samuelgross7564 It's not a joke, I don't respect them either

[@NightShadow720]

"You made me come to your wedding." (shoots Tammy dead) "Oh, and you killed my best friend, which I probably should have said first."

[@TippyHippy]

Sometimes I play with my willy and the white stuff comes out

[@jlee8155]

Me too

[@vasvas8914]

@@TippyHippy it should be red, try harder

[@TheShepOfButter]

god i hated tammy im glad she got the axe

[@halofail3816]

of

[@Clandestine_Opp]

I love how the bugs at the end are a couple, shows no matter what animals of any kind have feelings.

[@marccolten9801]

And they stole that dialog from the movie Real Genius

[@LordTalax]

they are alien people, racist

[@knowtheunknown2.0og60]

They dead now 😂

[@danielstefan2823]

“Hold your ground men we’ll be heroes” ~ Dies

[@w1984t]

Toughest material in the timeline: Ten dollar Walmart Wrangler Jeans.

[@escapetherace1943]

ironically they're better than 80 dollar levi brand jeans lmao and the cuts are good

[@noahmaylor4659]

It’s weird how in the first episode they have a teleporter at the galactic federation airport, Rick then changes it to be the much better version that they were trying to get from him for so long and he just leaves it there

[@cosmicanomaly3416]

The federation has teleportation and Rick only changed the coordinates of arrival, meanwhile what Rick has is an Interdimensional-Transporter which lets him go between entire realities, very big difference

[@IndyJacksonTT]

@@cosmicanomaly3416 he does refer to it as inter dimensional customs. Also says that planet with the mega seeds is another dimension. Either it’s not federation owned or just a continuity error cause it’s the pilot

[@crimsonlight4205]

Well I think they just want the formula to make the gun version, they might have something huge that takes up a lot of energy to teleport stuff but maybe they want something remote that can create portals with it’s own power like his does.

[@LoneBarren]

@@IndyJacksonTT its continuity cause it was the pilot, simplest explanation

[@atimholt]

@@IndyJacksonTT Could just be that the galactic federation in the dimension with the megaseeds has interdimensional travel, but not the one in their “home dimension”.

[@mzxrules]

3:23 isn't this basically how Evil Morty takes down the Citadel? And also I just noticed Morty's mouth disappears for a frame

[@manysKojot]

Haha really for a second Morty has no mouth

[@ki5aok]

I was just thinking that...the suggestion that is eventually used by Evil Morty.

[@nobodyofconsequence6522]

Oh my god you're right. He looks like a potatoe

[@AdamAddictL]

“Calm down people,there’s a solution here you’re not seeing” *takes out a gun,kills himself” 😂😂😂

[@shinecousins2553]

Changes ah one to a zer0

[@manuelgrothe608]

3:05 Great Dialogue

[@mariagloriadelcarmen]

3:02 I'm gonna go take a $h!t

[@andreasgrothe9940]

4:28 nice shot

[@terranatura4443]

3:11

[@andreasgrothe2183]

Another Star Wars

[@Wolfencreek]

*HE WHO CONTROLS THE PANTS CONTROLS THE GALAXY*

[@SpaceCase132]

Wait a minute, is that why they made the weakness of the NX-5 a pair of pants? I’ll admit, that’s actually a decent callback to a throwaway joke.

[@ObsidianLife]

“I consider it a violation… did you get the seeds all the way up your butt?“ 🤣🤣🤣

[@Paper_Brain]

I love how they purposefully pulled a B-1 Battle droid with the federation grunts, they all became morons because the whole galactic federation had to start from scratch

[@Ludamage]

The whole Federation been created for usless tries to control anything and punchlines on the series. Bravo! XD

[@israelramirez0202]

Did you have a stroke while writing this?

[@bigjimmy3792]

English ?

[@crustymcgee6580]

Agree one of the best shows ever but I really miss Metalocalypse. I loved that show.

[@vsgfilmgroup]

Metalocalypse was nothing compared to the Venture Brothers. That's the show that needs to be brought back.

[@ladywartooth]

Then I have good news for both of you. Movies are being made to conclude both shows.

[@crustymcgee6580]

@@ladywartooth WHAHOOOOOO!!!!!!

[@Mripoststupidstuff]

The Simpsons used to speed up the show by about 10% to fit more content into an episode. The version of this that aired on TV is sped up slightly too, so watching this pre TV edit version is surreal like a slow motion dream. Most people probably didn't even notice. :)

[@johnbob4734]

This isn’t simpsons

[@Mripoststupidstuff]

@@johnbob4734 "No really" (Read this in your most sarcastic toned voice, thanks)

[@johnbob4734]

@@Mripoststupidstuff you realise there could be kids watching this right? I don’t think you should be mentioning an adult show like the simpsons to such a young audience

[@bbydykdyl7779]

If the Simpson’s is considered adult humor I think we are all doomed

[@johnbob4734]

@@bbydykdyl7779 exactly, if our children are to be considered with such adult humour the next generation should be doomed. Do not be distracted by the shows bright and yellow colours. They are evil

[@DomDOTgaming]

Rick and Morty is one of the best shows

[@jackslade3178]

Meh

[@jerrygil1965]

I agree, along with Bojack Horseman

[@fancycat1284]

Wait … Morty talked about reprogramming the portals to disintegrate the Galactic Federation military … Evil Morty reprogrammed the portals to killer dimensions … Some things really are multidimensional.

[@TheKougaxKagome]

Ah I get it now. The reason "wrangler jeans are sponsored" is because it became the currency of the galactic federation after rick make their universal currency worth nothing. Thats why that one bug was robbing people of their jeans before he got knocked out a window.

[@3sixgod36]

He who controls the pants controls the Universe 🤣🤣💀

[@stonerslawth6258]

First episode was literally the best episode wish they'd make more like it

[@DVFHAFYT]

Are you sure it wasn't figuratively the best?...

[@DrakeOola]

@@DVFHAFYT waaaay up in there morty

[@GillfigGarstang]

@@DVFHAFYTYou would only use figuratively when using a rhetorical technique which causes a discrepancy between the intended meaning and the literal meaning of your wording. For instance if the person above had said ‘this episode is the best thing that has ever existed or will exist’ they would be using hyperbole, so to clarify their intent the writer would be correct to add the word figuratively to their statement. Another illustration of this; compare the meanings of ‘I was literally in the dark’ with ‘I was figuratively in the dark’. The first statement just means the speaker was somewhere too dark to see, whereas the second statement uses ‘in the dark’ as a metaphor for being cut off from information.

[@dannyfisher1515]

@@GillfigGarstang this is why everyone hates Rick & Morty fans.

[@GillfigGarstang]

@@dannyfisher1515 Lol, fair.

[@زيزوالحلاوي-ف9ش]

5:16 Aww

[@judithsixkiller5586]

Atlas, Handle , Spot ,Walker X Jules,Bina, Han, Sophia , Asha , Grace ,RIA Fred, Mesmer,Cleo, Adrian, Jan, Ameca ,Beomni ,Alan, Alaina, Optimus and at least a dozen other high end Robotics company's model's including the Geminiod series and the Promo bots all just said " HEY! WT actual F did that scrawny , noisey old biomass just say about "Shooting robots being Okay?"

[@andreasgrothe9940]

3:02 the Citadel teleport itself to a Galactic Federal Prison

[@terranatura4443]

Don’t try it at home

[@Kilonovae]

loved the totally not a Ferengi at 0:20 even though i didnt notice it until just now

[@KoldBlock]

0:38 The bug screaming "Red Alert" sounds like JackSepticEye

[@Spencer-wc6ew]

It's impressive that Jerry can swallow 4+ pills at the same time without water like that

[@kimjanek646]

Well, he’s over 40…

[@itsmenatika]

I can't even swallow one sometimes with water :c

[@radekjurczak9682]

I wish there would be a show that is more focused on faction like galaxtic federation

[@JohnyMiko]

I dont see the bad side of being conquered by galactic federation, apart from eating pills, its pretty nice

[@conr.3624]

Shut up Jerry

[@abhishekjoshi3205]

@@conr.3624 🤣🤣🤣

[@jamesflynn4951]

You would say that on your 6-chewable income

[@DavidGlennWilliamson]

See that's the thing sentient living beings enjoy things like video games and hoverboards act. But you all want to enslave their minds and dumb them down.

[@nonamenoname1942]

@@conr.3624 Haha) First thing came to my mind)!

[@lightflareproject]

3:03 What a smooth transition

[@omen3324]

Literally out of context if you didn't see the original first

[@averylawton5802]

Let's appreciate the fact that no one in the Galactic Federation or bird person can leave their Universe which means Rick Sanchez went to the universe that contained bird person and Galactic Federation from his history and we've been watching the story play out from that universe

[@Kingfish206]

Some of these episodes deserve a emmy

[@MourningNihilist]

“ I consider it a violation. You get those seeds all way up your butt?” Gold

[@kaguyaotsutsuki2468]

I keep looking for the clip of jerry saying “I feel better “ when the robot senses he is in-stress

[@kaguyaotsutsuki2468]

After eating anti depressants

[@YemYum]

the galactic federation bugs are so normal and wholesome man. Love the convos they have

[@user-gw4zg1qm8m]

"There's a solution here you're not seeing" 🤣

[@bottomsupbarmaid1987]

The wildest part is that there are so many people out there that actually believe this stuff is real 😂 the best one “channeling entities” from the galactic federation is Daniel Scranton. This guy straight up waves his hands around like he’s chair dancing making weird sounds going yaaaaaaassssss like Paris Hilton but in a very nasally mork and Mindy nanu nanu tone of voice. You won’t be disappointed it is epic!

[@idiomasentusiasticos7954]

When I first watched R&M I didn’t expect the galactic federation to be such a big thing. It was a shock to me that a gag from episode one was turned into a whole arc. But now even though the federation is elimination, the effects of it will last all 10 seasons because of Bird Daughter and Space Beth.

[@ectomorphnranger5165]

“I’m sorry I’m just doing my job... and loving it”

[@musak.4068]

I'm getting old, that "robots/bureaucrat" bit buss me open!

[@miauscavern6920]

Citadel of the Ricks declarated war to the galactic federation.

[@willalen473]

He who controls the pants, controls the galaxy!

[@amotl2009]

Isn't that already a thing in the Metroid universe?

[@FoolsGil]

Oh sweet summer child, indulge in more Sci Fi.

[@Fridge_Fiend]

NO! RICK AND MORTY INVENTED IT

[@tonoornottono]

it’s a thing in basically all sci fi

[@johntuel2375]

Starfleet in Star Trek is a federation of planets that spreads across the galaxy

[@HenryCasillas]

🍪

[@KrytenKoro]

"I consider it a violation. Btw, how violated you feeling right now?"

[@trippytigertony5520]

"Oh am i not a 'non threat' now?" Such savagery from being ticked off 😂

[@AlexWuky]

0:11 Rick is correct! The galactic federation controls only 6,000 planets, the Galactic Empire controls 67 million planets

[@ezra3776]

I didn't realise how much better the animation was in the first episode!

[@anonymouse740]

The funniest part of the galactic dollar going from being worth 1 to 0 would actually collapse our financial system and economy too.

[@JK360noscope]

Lmao'd in USD

[@idkidk3770]

It doesnt work all curencies are relative to another. You would have to inflate a currency from trading pair to make the other currency in the trading pair tend to 0. And even if you did that all the other trading would still be stable.

[@idkidk3770]

@@michaelmooney1914 Even if it was the only currency and digital, it can't be worth 0 of itself. One US dollar is always worth one US dollar, and one apple will always be worth one apple, even if nobody wants to buy apples. The only way Rick could wreak havoc on the system would be to set the price of each product/service to an astronomically high number. Then, people would arbitrage the prices, and a few people would get extremely rich, but the prices would tend back to the norm eventually.

[@idkidk3770]

@@michaelmooney1914 I am a programmer myself. You say you gotta change the value of something to 0, which variable would you change in the system?

[@RoyMatzem]

Doesnt work like that, but in the Mr. Robot series, (SPOILER) they achieve that financial chaos by deleting all bank servers in the same time, after that, all world currency value become zero, cause no one have money anymore.

[@rjmooose2795]

“Freeze!” *SPLAT* “Employee of the month, ladies and gentlemen”

[@LetsGoGetThem]

Then u have Bushworld Rick who says "He's a bureaucrat I don't respect him" to a random gas station clerk.

[@Montesama314]

Morty being shocked at maiming someone with a laser rifle... Wow, he truly has changed.

[@watintarnation9801]

3:32 Russia be like:

[@christopheredwards788]

This show is brilliant.

[@cormacmacsuibhne2867]

0:14 Rick is standing next to a yellow Ferengi.

[@JaylaPLuna]

Just realized our rick is the least shittiest rick because he doesn't want to be the ruler of the universe

[@M1ckTheMan]

Especially since the only reason he's even close to being as bad as other Ricks is because they goaded him into being the worst version of himself by taking the only people who mattered to him. Every other Rick in the Central Finite Curve is just a basic representation of the premise of being a Rick, while C-137 Rick is the concept of the story told with actual pathos.

[@shannonfranks9449]

​@@M1ckTheMan😅

[@Ishicoatl]

Our boy Morty has grown so much

[@KavinCatastrophe]

So Basically the Galactic Empire.

[@Ambar42]

If they were dumb bureaucratic bugs.

[@Cazzette6969]

2:25 Go frame by Frame into 2:26 💀

[@r-labs9357]

The guards are pretty funny

[@demonslayer0364]

1:53 sounded like Goku for a sec

[@electropenguin5095]

I like the transition between scenes in 3:02

[@AverseWheat3]

imagine if the mathematical formula of the portal gun is actually real, and isn’t a joke, if so, we could say Dan Harmon and Justin Roiland are geniuses, but for now its only hypothetical

[@imagineArtsLab]

Rick and Morty is my favorite anime in my life. Because it satirizes the world's society in a very funny way. I feel like, Wow, the writer of the script is really talented. Not everyone can take a true story and turn it into a comedy without telling exactly where to laugh.

[@srihurry]

Well I'm just a dumbass bug.. gets me every single time xD

[@big_dabs710]

My favorite show is Rick and Morty

[@shinecousins2553]

My favorite show is Rigamortis

[@shinecousins2553]

YeahH......say it out loud and think about it you robot lotus flower of love filled cummitz

[@todd-bomb9853]

So the GF wants to make Ricks portal gun. And we see that the GF has access to portal tech in E1, but its stationary and gives them the power to regulate portal traffic. There is also no evidence that the GF portals can travel dimensions, only space.

[@TippyHippy]

Sometimes I play with my willy and the white stuff comes out

[@thepretentiousgentleman]

Read that as “GF=girlfriend” repeatedly.

[@sethheristal9561]

It's canon that the blue portal the GF has access to are the only space portals, while they always wanted access to the green dimension portals Rick only has.

[@beastlycharizard13]

@@sethheristal9561 But weren't the blue portals from the first episode referred to as interdimensional customs?

[@loganwalters9487]

@@beastlycharizard13 yea....were the mega seeds are, he says c17 as he types in the coordinates for earth

[@Washed453]

poor Glenn I don’t think anyone actually called his wife and children

[@glennchartrand5411]

Huh?

[@Pencil0fDoom]

I did... his wife anyway OH YEAh

[@priyachoudhary9896]

RIP Glenn

[@mistero1513]

4:25 i love him

[@GippyHappy]

This is like Rick and Morty abridged

[@shinecousins2553]

T.u.n.n.el

[@legendsneverdie1873]

Best show ever

[@bradthunderpants3283]

It was lol. Then lost half the writing crew and hired a new one that were all ex family guy staff. Now the writing is inconsistent and the characters are badly done

[@jerrygil1965]

@@bradthunderpants3283 It may be very cringy but it's still watchable AT LEAST

[@tobsonasanya4765]

@@bradthunderpants3283 eh

[@144Jericho]

Would be wild if the Galactic Federation was real and this is just a way to hide it in plain sight.

[@kevinkinnu341]

I'm sure that's the point of this

[@144Jericho]

@@kevinkinnu341 😉

[@veemcmuzy]

The truth but hidden in plain sight 😊

[@Julieber1]

Those laser blasters are such wonderful toys.

[@thegoldenminion8088]

I dont wanna be a nerd but it makes so much sense for the empire to be controlled by bugs as they can mass produce in large numbers and have a short life cycle until adulthood, also they are pretty easy to replace

[@zgamer6034]

Morty always fuxk up in some way like at the custom he is holding his sides which is how he was found out and had to go to plan b

[@ohhellothere17]

Thank you for this show!

[@joeschembrie9450]

3:18 US: We're giving the Ukrainians anti-tank missiles to destroy your tanks. Russia: We're selling our oil for rupees to destroy your world reserve currency status.

[@Beckwourth]

2:17 just so you know he didn't need to use his watch he simply pretended to use it so he can use that manifested butt to let one loose on face.

[@mewwindow2921]

Phone is starting.....still

[@DaRkmatter5.8]

Look closely at 2:26 🌭 🤣😅

[@Cococrash11]

Awesome Rick and Morty Video.

[@fawkewe]

Ik ricks knowledge on interdimensonal travel was invaluable but they really should’ve just left the brainalyzer on and not try to talk to Rick at all. They would’ve successfully killed him because even though Rick would know where he is he couldn’t possibly find a way to escape. The Federation wouldn’t have fallen and they could realistically raid Ricks lab post mordum to find what there looking for.

[@worker-wf2em]

4:27 These little scenes where Rick goes over the top techno Jason Bourne

[@Beckwourth]

You know considering how tammy kept her burn marks i am fairly certain sure she could've restored herself back to 100% if she went to the same hospital rick went when jerry got shot 57 times and looked like it never happened.

[@aidankeogh9994]

"Its marketing, like... _The NX-5,_ destroys the whole planet except for the wrangler jeans." "Because they're so tough. Tougher than the _laser?_ Stupid." "You're _talking_ about it." "... Woah, you're right, t-they got me."

[@paytonkraft7564]

Unfortunately Rick, bureaucracy is the way of the world now. If there's one thing I agree with Rick on, it's that politics are painful.

[@EditorBludBob]

The two alien bug guys at the end bro 😔

[@Akijinverse.]

"what's the lvl 9 access code again?" "It's easy it's 8-3-*boom*" "And that's how u get lvl 9 access"

[@sarahlally5111]

the setting the value of the money to 0 is kind of dumb is the confidence in the money that give it the value not the specific electronic database they could just revoke the permissions at that terminal and then reset the value back to 1 problem solved galactic civilization still doing fine.

[@DavidGlennWilliamson]

NOT if you awaken the local populace to understand that their biological functions and minds are being attacked and supressed by mind altering substances.

[@zoroearc2582]

All previous fortunes are now worth the same thing: 0. The richest person in the universe and the poorest person in the universe are now worth the same amount: 0. If you change the currency back to being worth one of itself, everyone’s accounts are now worth either 1 blemflark or infinite blemflarks. Everyone will be financially ruined with no way to recover

[@DavidGlennWilliamson]

@@zoroearc2582 good spread the chaos and ruination for there will come a time, beyond time when all is gone, except for the soul energy that exists, nothing more nothing less.

[@sarahlally5111]

@@zoroearc2582 I mean they would definitely have records of those numbers and even if they didn't it would cause the entire government to instantly collapse

[@akatsuki0]

He who controls Pants controls the galaxy ... 🤣🤣

[@bolikde9389]

Remember when Morty had moral qualms about killing people ? Pepperidge Farm remembers.

[@aiosquadron]

02:00 USA healthcare be like:

[@godooffme7747]

*socialist healthcare

[@LuDux]

“When the society has no color differentiation of the pants, the society has no goal, and a society without a goal - is a society without a future” Kin-Dza-Dza (1986)

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3:01 Oh İts easy , 8-3 *BLOWS UP*