Welcome to the Game 2 Speedrun in

[@Xanzibaer]

"Welcome to the ga-- wait where are yo--- you beat it already?"

[@sniclops15]

The Loony Potato Lol

[@happyh0ur888]

IT was fast, but it wasn't *that* fast.

[@SFMExtraordinare]

“So... you want us to let you go? As long as you promise to keep quiet we’ll- what? No? Really? Quick, kill them before they change their mind. They’re freaking me out.”

[@jordanbelfort123]

I think you're commenting on the wrong run. This is not Clue speedrun dude

[@basicallyjason8111]

Happyh0ur888 TankTrouble Online id like to see u do better

[@hamiltongaming5133]

this man can make it down like 12 sets of stairs in 20 second

[@mauer1]

this isnt that fast

[@dankninja9434]

Hamilton Gaming anyone one can just jump off the top lol

[@kokutoryuu8312]

this man can also make it UP like 12 sets of stairs in the same time.

[@RudyVampburg]

@@kokutoryuu8312 damn

[@roderrickgaming9949]

I can do tht to! *falls down all stairs*

[@Hashtop]

*Welcome to the game 2 done in 54 min* 4 days later *Welcome to the game 2 done in 23 min* 8 days later *Welcome to the game 2 done in 2 min*

[@basaralpsaglam7314]

12 days later *Welcome to the game 2 done in 1 sec*

[@Tomthemadone]

16 days later *Welcome to the game 3 Done before its release*

[@notprefekt]

20 days later *Welcome to the Game 3 is refunded*

[@adrianeartmiole2887]

10 days later *Welcome to the game 2 done in 1 second* lol xD

[@PeehPeh]

*Welcome to the game 2 done before the beta*

[@surrounds]

Distortion is the type of guy that would speedrun his own life

[@wolffrags9856]

@Ren 1 8 3 Someone gets born dead -... *Yass I win!*

[@snaresoup7179]

you parents are anti vax. HAH YES I GOT THE HACK AND NOW I CAN INSTANTLY DIE

[@1nkFalcon]

The theoretical optimal speed run is where you die at birth.

[@Cowcow211]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/j5bJkq1uoNumb5Y Done

[@paeratatahuriorangi498]

The beginning would take a lot of luck. Because the fastest ending is dying either by abortion, right as you’re born or some other way during the infant stage. This would give you the sudden ending.

[@uterjelly6791]

23 minutes? Wow, good job mate, you have surpassed every youtuber now.

[@Rainbow_Sheep]

Uterjelly well its a WR so thats kinda how it works

[@Illusive_Batman]

I have absolutely no idea what the hell is happening in this game, but it's still great to watch Dist destroy times and capture wr

[@nado1908]

It's a bad trial and error horror game that most people beat through an exploit rather than doing it legit because it's that bullshit unfair.

[@Wysdiff]

No Lube what makes it bad

[@nado1908]

I just said why, it's trial an error to the extreme.

[@pandachains9271]

No Lube And the developers can’t take criticism

[@nado1908]

Oh shit what? Where is this I want to laugh.

[@swaggertmcdankledoo1572]

Remember when you said casually "I'm gonna probably grind this down to a 25". Yeah. WHAT IS THIS TOP TEIR PLAY.

[@lucasm.3864]

It's "Distortion Time". Always subtract a few minutes from his next goal.

[@axlluke4404]

Markplier dislikes this video

[@ashleynicole5300]

Mark is soo annoying imo 🙄

[@chroma6947]

Ashley Nicole facts

[@chaoxfhy2552]

@@ashleynicole5300 @Chroma Tbh it's not the devs fault he lost so much. It's his because he talks too much when your supposed to hear and yet he complains and says "What? I didnt even hear him!"

[@ashleynicole5300]

Cryptactivate yes-he had no idea how to play the game and that’s why no matter how hard he was trying-he just wasn’t going to get it-not at that strategy that he had

[@Horfenico]

@@chaoxfhy2552 Stream would be kinda boring if he didn't talk at all so that's not really his fault.

[@setonw]

I JUST FINISHED WATCHING THE 31:48 RUN WTF

[@keys2829]

Me too

[@adralym3921]

same lul

[@fireplaceninja]

Same lmao

[@IcedPTO]

I was planning to watch it today. Guess i'm not...

[@ruikirisame1744]

speedrun records are like memes. some take years, others take days but in the end, they are always replaced

[@heyimcrazy]

You've definitely taken this meme too far

[@muic77]

Crazy what Meme?

[@blackheart2189]

xodee speedrun being destroyed early meme

[@heyimcrazy]

xodee When he first started playing this game, he joked about running it and how it isn't a competitive speedrun

[@Gamerboy_Joy]

he said the same thing about getting over it. dist isn't exactly known for consistency

[@EmperorIdiot]

*welcome to the game 3 speedrun completed before release*

[@phisinga9391]

Devs be like "Welp, there goes my game that I worked so hard on."

[@sujimayne]

They're probably happy that people are willing to speedrun it and compete in that manner. It's free publicity. Especially because if you just watch the speedruns you'll have no idea what's going on and you'll want to find out more.

[@Squidsends]

CAN ANYONE STOP THIS MAN

[@nvrlrn]

Diabeeetuss i would but he runs too fast............. Bad puns

[@adisappointedfbiagent449]

I mean if a serial killer, a secret cult, a Hitman, and the SWATs then I think nobody can.

[@Squidsends]

I think you're right

[@sandqwert]

Lucas couldn't, how could we?

[@snowblind9551]

This is such a nice chill video to curl up and watch! Thanks so much for making it!

[@rangertastic9467]

GasMaskedGaming You find scouring the dark web for clues about a missing person Chill?

[@petshop5941]

It's going to take some fucking RNG of a god to beat this, congrats man!

[@nicknevco215]

you mean luck

[@bobbyjoegree]

yes that's what RNG means.

[@allingquilatonestacion4353]

Throughout the run, RNGesus basically gave away luck like it was common shit!! XDD We can see who Lady Luck favors that's for sure 😉 lol

[@AChebultz]

This is godly, Dist. I watched 36 mins run and I thought that was impressive but then there’s 31 mins and now this?! Props to you

[@4K3D]

it's so scary how this time you can physically move around everywhere like even through the whole apartment building and the allyway. it's crazy to know how much work these dev's did, since welcome to the game 1 was a masterpiece, everyone loved it. but this is just.... amazing.

[@combcombo]

I have never seen this game, and I have no clue what I just watched, but holy shit I can tell a ton of time and skill went into this record, and it was hype as hell. Can't wait to watch you live. Would you ever do a video explaining this record or explaining the general speedrun of this game? Congrats on the insane run, and I hope to catch you around

[@combcombo]

well yeah

[@hunde2430]

Do explain the steps dude!

[@pascalwiery7129]

If you want to see more of that game i can recommend the gameplay by markiplier. I normally dont like him too much but his welcome to the game 2 videos are great. Obviously hes not as good as this guy tho.

[@combcombo]

thanks man, appreciate the help :)

[@epicspeedrunning3207]

I won this game in a giveaway I gave it to someone else They played it a few times on stream And then never touched it again

[@Wantxdd]

It seems like every time I visit your channel, you’ve halved your WR time

[@martijnkemperman7689]

Dude calm down, I just caught up on the 36 minute run when you posted the 31 minute run. BUT NOW THIS, literally hours later

[@graf]

wat

[@garneq]

nie spodziewałem się ciebie tutaj

[@Isnow1337]

Lol naprawde

[@vagrant4251]

Graf minecraft parkour

[@rajamajapetraea]

Wat

[@mutuoz9646]

watafak

[@edwiniseman4]

What a monster! I JUST finished watching the 30 minute WRs yesterday! Incredible job, man!

[@amogus7978]

I really like your community, will start watching your stream once summer starts

[@raichucakes9278]

Holy frijoles dist!! Congratulations on world record. This run was crazy! 💗

[@cateye9110]

Great run, I never saw the end of this games and today I juste know it, Thx for this moment, I'm pretty sure you can do better. Don't Stop you're the best !!!!!

[@Ogryska]

So you do not need doll maker for speed run?

[@itzmistz]

i noticed this for his 31 min run, he didn't use doll maker, i wonder why

[@itzmistz]

I think I understand now. Doll maker was used to get quick hacks but that meant you had to guess a random door and hope it was correct. Only way you can bypass that guess was to beat it in under 24 mins. I think he found that that if you go to the third wiki, it will also trigger the fast hacks but without that guessing aspect

[@Ogryska]

That's some deep mechanics stuff that I wouldn't never find that out. Thank you sir.

[@iced-]

Probaly bcs of the RNG

[@WeLoveAspect]

Itzmist Nah, he doesn't use dollmaker because just finding one key allows him to get hacked instantly.

[@Akakkihito]

WOW WP dude !! I watched your 31min run like yesterday & I was already impressed

[@Crota0100]

Ayy gg dude. I can't believe how far you have come on this game in such a short time! Dist god speedrunner.

[@brohham3078]

JEEZ. I never thought this game could be less than 50 minutes long... let alone 23:31 minutes You're an anomaly in speedrunning... A new Subscriber joined the Distortion2 Crew

[@samuelbowers5]

Adam: "Everything you've been doing in the past several hours has been broadcast--" Me: " It was less than half an hour! What are you on about?!"

[@suitov]

God tier RNG and a pretty damn pro player. Nicely done, dude.

[@TheSLATEcleaner]

Gratz, Dist! First full run of the day to boot!

[@JackCobalt]

you just keep getting faster and faster holy shit

[@lolneko]

Every day I check it gets shorter and shorter. And I’m over here shouting *P O G G E R S*

[@justgods8908]

And markiplier didn't even finish it after Six 2 hour+ parts

[@miarubyy]

THE RNG GODS WERE BY YOUR SIDE!

[@08Tanabe]

Liked & Subbed. Love watching gamers like you man. Keep it up!

[@tornadostar6345]

holy shit, its getting faster and faster. Keep it up!

[@fastestdino2]

Finally ive been waiting for a speed run of this forever

[@klunsgod]

IT KEEPS GETTING LOWER AND LOWER

[@SephZ3ro]

You know, everytime I think to myself "Man, I really wanna see more people play WttG2", dist comes and is like "nah, just watch me dist-roy this game" and beats his time again. You fucking rock dude. Love it.

[@nagydeak]

i was watching this one in game, while doing my own attempt. didnt realize the game's browser tied into IRL internet too! CONGRATS ON sub-30 RUN!

[@vladpintilei6204]

Welcome to the- thank you for playing the game

[@oddisss]

God gamer

[@rigomartinez5755]

HOW MANY TIMES ARE U GANNA DO THIS DIST?!?

[@sefer-nv6cn]

the true terrarian until he feels that he cant decrease the time methinks

[@depressedonion5610]

can't do it anymore since dev put a cooldown on the hack.

[@KanetheSpaceWolf]

I saw your pic and thought "Man, that reminds me of one of my favorite torches from terraria" and then I read your name.

[@VVriesea]

Just finished watching your other video. It still had the [WR] in the title, then I saw this. wtf?

[@andrewablana8432]

What the. I WAS just watching you last night beat the hell oughta this poor thing at 36 min somethinf run and here you are at it again.

[@freedom-P]

HOLY CRAP CONGRATULATIONS!!! THIS IS CRAZY!!!

[@liffty3989]

You're so good at this game I'm your new fan!!

[@cinnamonbreeze5618]

markiplier : "the wiki link was at the *last* thing I checked!! wtf!" distortion : "the wiki link was in the first thing I checked." me : "wtf, rng?"

[@Misha-dr9rh]

"WTTG2 Speedrun in 36:24Actually a pretty solid run. Amazing run would be sub 30 but requires insane RNG." -Dist2, April 15 WTTG2 Speedrun in 23:31- Dist2, 3 days later

[@SporkSlinger]

i was thinking of speedrunning this. but its over now XD Insane job. GG

[@zacharychurch7784]

Every day he just keeps improving it holy crap

[@moto_nerd5707]

This guy makes more progress in 1 minute than i do in 5 hours

[@dabodeh2201]

Next up, 10 minute speed run Welcome to the Game 2 On a serious note, some of the pictures look disturbing, where did the creator find the pictures?

[@oceanwavelength2518]

If I had to guess I'd say the dark web. Or maybe not.

[@genesisplays_]

DA BODEH the devs said most of the photos were staged and heavily edited

[@dabodeh2201]

I just hope we don't find the devs in the news being arrested for the pictures actually being real.

[@deepwaterdude8291]

GenesisPlays I'm sorry, *most* ?

[@thebirchwoodtree]

Their private folders 😏

[@jacklovegren4622]

Haha, now do a run after the patch and see if you can beat your time (I'm 100% it's impossible...or is it?)

[@kade4k]

RNGeasus is on your side

[@lochdnessie5703]

Your typing relaxes me

[@lynabrahamson]

I'm sad that I missed this speed run. Well done!

[@yamamotogenryusai7270]

whats the logic behind 4:40 hack? i dont get it. how do you order them correctly? and also how did you know there was a key at that page as soon as you got in the page at 17:04

[@harry7476]

yamamoto genryusai The next symbol you click connect to has to be a different one.

[@TheSLATEcleaner]

There's a key cue he purchases, which notifies him when a page has a key. The first key he found because Noir opens the window to his left when he finds the first key, so he can find one key without the cue.

[@lexipi.n]

The final jumpscare ALWAYS gets me

[@matthewhill5366]

Nice run man!

[@BOTAllen]

“It’s a shame i fucking potatoed that hack” -Distortion2 20/10 speech points

[@mkoll8828]

"I dont drink anything" Dist I seem to remember a certain OoT stream in the forest temple..

[@TheDragonsBastille]

Jesus christ this is legendary

[@Franklin-iy3rz]

Jesus chirst i just watched the 31:48 Now 23:31?! God daymn you good at this

[@NullGalactic]

Getting WR left and right, amazing work

[@kale2sad]

what boggles my mind is, 23:31 isn't even the best he could do. with better RNG, and not potatoing the first hack he could potentially beat it. which Dist is more than capable of. good shit dude

[@danielnelson6131]

Very impressive run. It surprised me on how good the RNG was.

[@dunkblunk6045]

What's crazier is that there's STILL room for improvement! I wouldn't be surprised if he shaved it down to 20 min

[@JeremyMYG]

I just randomly stumbled upon the 36 min speedrun yesterday and I see this. Never heard of this game. Definitely want to know more but spooky shit spikes my anxiety and makes my eyes water and nose drip. When the white mask was in the room I almost lost my shit.

[@JeremyMYG]

With that said, I read comments! What’s the trigger to know a website could have a key? Dist would say “oh god” on a site with a lot of text. How did he know that would be it? (Did he eliminate all other options?) I know only some websites could have a key for each wiki.

[@TheSLATEcleaner]

There's a cue he purchases to know when a site has a key. The first key can be found by the window opening after going to the trigger website. When he says "oh god" on the web code pages, its because he has to click through the text and hope to find the trigger point, as its easier if the key is in the source, as it will be visible. Wiki 1 is given to the player, Wiki 2 is part of a random 'real' website's homepage or homepage source in the first wiki, and wiki 3 is always given by solving the puzzle on 'Rule of 3'. To explain what we mean by 'real', there are five types of websites: fake websites, which don't have a chance for a key or wiki; real websites, which can have keys and/or wikis; the wiki websites; timed websites, which are real websites which may only be accessed during certain minute values each hour, mostly 00-30 or 45-59; and The Doll Maker, which is a website which triggers the ability to be hacked as if you'd found a key or finished Rule of 3 but starts 'The Doll Maker sidequest', where you need to help a creep satisfy his need for young women to convert into living dolls or otherwise be murdered by him. Every page has a source page, which is an additional space for a key or wiki to show up.

[@JeremyMYG]

Derek Troxel Informative! Thank you. I will try to understand visually what the cues are so I don’t look like a pleb. Doll Maker sounds not fun at all.

[@TheSLATEcleaner]

The cue makes it so when he's on a page with a key, a small key icon will appear on the bottom right corner of the browser window.

[@Zayjay14]

Just when I thought this mad lad couldn't get any madder

[@wlgs]

holy fuck, you are still getting faster and faster WOW

[@senseweaver01]

It's like every time I watch a new World Record Run from you, you immediately make it less impressive the day after by beating your record again :P

[@Liltle]

"you need to beat the game before 10:48 which is close to impossible" - distortion2 and here he is, beating it at 10:47

[@Liltle]

owh nvm it's 10:46pm .. even better

[@Swirleo]

I like how you said you were gonna give up after a 26-27 run and then this shit happens

[@Yawyna124]

That's what happens when you abruptly save 8 minutes.

[@eloctherandom1214]

Dude that's incredible. How long did it take you to memorize some of this stuff?

[@neutraldood8866]

This guy has everything downloaded into that big brain of his

[@yshbfs]

Can someone tell me how Dist failed the puzzle at 5:03? I don't understand how the game works.

[@GuardianAngelOO7]

Guessing somebody was praying to RNGesus! gg well done Dist! :D

[@Jenna_Miles]

Damn good run! Wp mate

[@bye2117]

Distortion: **doesn't lock door** Chat: **TRIGGERED**

[@mrmagicman1013]

23:03 How does he know if a hidden click-reveal code is on a page? I don't see any notification or anything, so is the page just different?

[@paesan0460]

Notice at 20:37 how two of the kids stare straight at you after you save the code. Spooky

[@Night_Night478]

This sky-crack is much better then Air-crack, but props to this game for having some actual real things like a deauthentication attack.

[@BiFurDoggy]

I love how someone in the chat around 7 minutes in is like "I can't believe this record is being contested lol" Little did they know..

[@nonbinarysunset555]

In the time I was sleeping Dist had beaten the game yet again. I'm dying.

[@kibbleknight2156]

So.. In his 36:24 run he said sub 24:00 would be absolutely insane and near impossible, then about 2 to 3 days later he does a sub 24:00 run? Dis is an insane god, I'm telling you.

[@bros_hbe]

congratz dude!!!

[@legionbeast]

Sweet jesus. Excellent luck and work. And think, it might have been even a bit faster if that first hack wasn't borked.

[@cccbbbaaa110]

Just one day and already sub 25 min. Not sure are you a bot or a human

[@Nero_PR]

cccbbbaaa110 An android

[@Critical5trike]

Jesus Christ I just finished the last one you posted

[@sircatsmeow2886]

God damn dude, new WR a day!

[@robav7751]

Can someone explain his actions during the speedrun? I’d love to learn more about this game

[@TheSLATEcleaner]

So, the point of game is to find two additional wikis, 8 keys, then inject the keys in sequence into NoirTunnel. So, working in order, his objectives are: -Find the second wiki in the source code of a wiki 1 site homepage and optionally find a site with one of the keys (Noir opens a window after you visit a site with the first key you could find on it) and grab the flashlight for when the power goes out -Solve the puzzle on 'Rule of 3' to gain access to Wiki 3 -Start making necessary currency (DOS) through defending hacks to finish the run (~750 for the full run, I believe) -While working toward currency, use skybreak to hack higher tier WPA networks (necessary to keep cops off you, and to access Wikis 2 and 3) - Purchase Key Cue to be able to find Keys - Make enough additional money for the run (~750 DOS total, made through successfully defending against hacks in the mini-games you saw) - Purchase as a high tier of VPN as possible to limit hacks while searching for keys - After this, search through all 'real' websites (the ones which load) on the wikis to find the eight keys -During this entire process, the wifi needs to be changed and/or disconnected routinely to keep away law enforcement, you need to look away from Noir if they show up, and hide from Lucas if he shows up -When you have all 8 keys, enter them in numeric order in NoirTunnel -Go to the main lobby. Game Complete!

[@robav7751]

Derek Troxel Oh, I see it now! Thanks for the big explanation of the whole process, watching speedruns of this game will be much more enjoyable now

[@scissorsexclamationpoint]

good job gamer girl

[@Khaujii]

soda G O H O M E G A M E R G I R L

[@kashk7173]

Gamer gril

[@amadodiallo3167]

Games like these that are riddled with RNG are very hard to speedrun G'donya for getting WR

[@3xotic531]

Wowie. Hey Game Theory Watched your Video. :D Nice job man

[@thechunkybellpeppers7379]

Every day you just keep on breaking it lol. Keep it up

[@MathStringInputOutpu]

What is the grey's decedent being "on here" about? 17:04

[@pythot]

A new world record every day this is insane