Welcome To The Meat Hole!

[@callumbyrne4263]

"I have so little health! I'm going to have to eat my gun now." This is the best advert for a game I've ever watched

[@Crowley9]

Pathologic eat your heart out. Here we skip past _trading_ the gun for health items.

[@alexscriabin]

like Metro's bullet money.

[@DrZaius3141]

"It's an iPad, but with skin and eyes." Come on, that's an EyePad.

[@adaptorperish1322]

I think that was the joke :)

[@Romanticoutlaw]

the necronomicon for the modern generation

[@Mikaa7150]

this game feels like it was run through google translate a few good times and i dont mean just the text the entire game

[@UnreasonableOpinions]

“I’ve got so little health, I have to eat my gun now.” I see someone’s dealt with Department of Veterans Affairs before.

[@BottleWaterson]

the true horror of Golden Light is how it starts to make sense after a while.

[@SayakaSoulGem]

Thank God for the return of Squirty Plays!

[@DaddysFlipside]

I've seriously missed them.

[@darklighter66]

@@DaddysFlipside me too.

[@SyraxV]

Its Jim at his funniest

[@eatmywords]

as my old man used to say, stick to what you're good at

[@timothymckane6362]

They are the best creamy videos.

[@xxCrazyIzzyxx]

I reeeeally missed the old Squirty Plays format like this

[@jacks.cosplay]

And 90% of the time it was usually shit games anyway. Lol

[@vetreas366]

My sentiments exactly. Just plunge into a game and find out just what degree of shitty it is and have fun with it. An exploration of shit... like a Mario bros simulator. ... Because they're plumbers...

[@weregretohio7728]

This game is actually pretty entertaining, so it deserves the look too, I think.

[@jacks.cosplay]

@@weregretohio7728 i agree this game has promise, but majority of the time in the old days its mostly rubbish games though.

[@DaddysFlipside]

I hope he does more. I really really enjoy them.

[@Amalga_Heart]

This game is actually quite good, though it's got one of those hellish learning curves. A lot of cryptic weird stuff to figure out. It takes after traditional roguelikes in that it doesnt like to explain its mechanics and expects you to experiment and figure them out. If you can handle that and the brutal difficulty, it's a fun time. Still in early access but the devs have been doing a good job at updating and such. It's also the only game that spits out sentences like "my nose gnawed a map" or "I quaffed some meat booze".

[@Binary7]

The comedic timing of Jim eating the map, shooting himself, and then the CRT monitor sliding by was perfect.

[@jacks.cosplay]

I miss these, i love the random unscripted commentary its what made me love jim in the first place. 💖 and of course the intro, can't forget the intro

[@fen7662]

The unbridled glee of Jim noticing a moving computer or a meat apple gives me life.

[@Benjiman20]

also when he eats his gun

[@orbitingdecay6797]

This TV looks like a meat apple.

[@GraveReaperCushions]

"We've fallen down the meat hole... And now we're in a meat apartment..." That'll be for the Meat n Greet...

[@33melonpaws77]

ayyyyy!

[@rhoell2050]

This sure did meat my expectations

[@travisjordan3853]

What a bunch of baloney.

[@eirianllanelywn5464]

Apartmeat

[@GraveReaperCushions]

@@SidneyTurnerOfficial where's the beef?

[@onurubu]

Yesssss!!! These are the videos that made me love you channel in the beginning that I still go back to keep watching. Even if it’s just a once off thing I’m so happy to see this! Thank you Jim.

[@casanovafunkenstein5090]

This game has some serious "mid 90s obscure Japanese horror game" vibes and I kind of like it. Kind of reminds me of that weird FPS horror pinball game on the PlayStation EDIT: Screaming Mad George's Paranoiascape is apparently the name of the game

[@johnb899]

I just looked up the game and the man behind it. Fascinating read- never heard of him yet I've enjoyed many of the things he's been part of, from films to album cover art.

[@no_nameyouknow]

I can appreciate the time that someone spent making this but I can't understand why.

[@bravo075]

Shhh, there's no need, just enjoy

[@psychomantis7836]

no joke, this game's actually kinda great. fuckin' weird. but great.

[@tehbeernerd]

Ah, it’s been too long since I’ve gotten a weird insult from a new Jim Sterling Squirty Play video

[@jiado6893]

"Well, you shouldn't have been tugging it so hard." Whenever some monster or killer from a game or anime talks about ripping tearing my flesh, I'm going to think of this comeback. Thank you Jim.

[@bravo075]

You know, sometimes I pull on it so hard... I rip the skin...

[@Rc3651]

This has a certain charm to it. It feels raw and unpolished but i like the sense that you're playing someone else's vision. They set out to make a very particular kind of game with an unusual art style and I think they achieved it!

[@snarkknight2092]

This game is bizarre in the sort of way I absolutely adore.

[@ALWTunes]

“Meat Hole” is a way better name for this game. I don’t know why these devs don’t consult Jim before naming these things.

[@MasterCrumble]

Yeah I'd honestly much prefer buying a game called Meat Hole or Meat Zone. What is Golden Light even? It's no Meat Hole!

[@ryanlee2935]

I had to check just to see if these were Jimpressions.

[@OllieMendes]

I thought that was the name of the game and I spent a good minute frustratedly searching for it.

[@PsychadelicoDuck]

I'm... actually really intrigued with this game. The rambling procedurally generated tutorials, the faux-retro graphics, the very inspired healing system... this is a game.

[@madanotap6492]

Man, it’s been way too long since I’ve heard the magnificent sound of Jim Sterling insulting me.

[@TheMadAfrican1]

Have the... Gods of Meat blessed us with an old-school Jimpressions? My word, it is... beautiful. We have been blessed! My eyes. They cry tears as I wrench them from my skull in thanks!

[@rayanderson5797]

"Exploding Meat Hoover" is my new punk band.

[@DrakeBarrow]

This is amazing. It's legitimately surreal, not just "HAHA SO RANDOM". The fact that the environment will semi-randomly sprout meat and try to kill you, it's basically Mimic Simulator.

[@kohp]

This was fun. The game is juuuuuust bad enough to be funny. But also good enough that it genuinely seems someone put in real effort. Also you nailed the commentary and the editing. Need more please.

[@brya9681]

"I ate the dirty bustler". And there we have it folks, the best sentence that'll be said all day.

[@thomasneal9291]

I don't think many grasped that one.

[@StandardGoose]

The developers really slashed a fatty with that one, huh?

[@JustSomeDamnGinger]

The editing in this was fantastic. Especially that slow, cinematic zoom on the gold.

[@michaeltoscano4986]

This did bring a smile to my face

[@Nel_Annette]

Good Lord, I have missed videos like this. Happy Halloween, Jim. Thank the Great Pumpkin for you.

[@hyperflares2879]

Welcome to... THE EYE BALL ZONE. Wait.

[@caninoespacial4147]

Maybe everywhere is thought slime now

[@mileshill7196]

Praise Lord oculon.

[@TurboSilke]

Ahh, thank you! I was wondering if there where more of us slimy peeps here! XD

[@spiraljumper74]

comrade.

[@grammarmaid]

This game takes place in what one can only assume is what neighbors the Eyeball Zone.

[@elliegray8184]

I could legitimately watch Jim sassily guide us through a horrifying mind-warping landscape with detached sarcasm for hours.

[@nosevende666]

"That's something you can do, you can throw the rose" Tuxedo Mask Simulator 2020

[@Roderick720]

I genuinely hope this is the first of many, many new Squirty Plays. I've missed these a lot and got genuinely excited to see this pop up in my feed.

[@Hermi0Taurus]

I enjoy this game basically makes EVERYTHING look suspicious. Stack of books? A monster. That chair you wanna sit on? A monster. A computer that doesn't care that you see sliding around the floorboards? Whoops, it's a monster. Meanwhile, your weapons and map and a few other items you can handle is your closest thing to a health pack for healing.

[@leetaeryeo5269]

"Welcome to the Meat Zone!" found what sign I'm putting on my bedroom door.

[@thomasneal9291]

great slogan for my boxer shorts.

[@joshmapes187]

Dear Jim Sterling: this was giggle mode for me. Very, very giggle mode.

[@jussified]

been missing the "Hello, you..." intro so much ;_;

[@straightMKchamp]

Thank you so much for covering this, I'm kind of a major simp for this game and I love it lol. I like watching people experience it and what they think of it.

[@idite-na-hui]

Thank you so much for playing this one ❤️

[@kasPWI]

@@shatteredstasis stfu and go back to playing fortnite, you smoothbrained child

[@FlexxibleFree]

Everything coming up DA NIL huh? Попёрла масть!

[@GeorgeNoiseless]

And this guy is the dev, ladies and gentlefolks! Don't be too surprised -- he tracked down just about every KZbin video on his game. Which is, admittedly, a commendable effort.

[@bongosmcdongos4190]

I like your creepy meat game dude

[@Mernom]

@@shatteredstasis That's what so great about it.

[@Danhanado]

There's something oddly nostalgic about Jim playing random games with an echoed mic

[@retroxify]

Digging the lo-fi aesthetic! Gives me the creepy feels in the same way that low budget horror movies from the 80's do. Might have to check this one out!

[@cameron260]

I've missed the squirty play style videos. Glad to see one pop up :)

[@vaibhavearthone8546]

Imagine playing hades. And then playing whatever this thing is.

[@NuxyrYT]

It'd be disappointing getting back to Hades after it, I assume.

[@33melonpaws77]

@@NuxyrYT :O you take that back, you scoundrel!

[@NuxyrYT]

​@@33melonpaws77 I'm just kidding mate, I love Hades a big bunch, personal GOTY.

[@carsonspears8568]

I've been playing Hades, and I'm about to play whatever this is... Am I wrong?

[@Laxora_NZ]

@@NuxyrYT Oh, man. I just started playing Hades, and now that I've seen this, I'm TOTALLY switching to whatever this game is called...uh...Meat Hole: Gold, that's definitely what it's called. Clearly the superior game this one!

[@psychotripnerdstuff]

OMG I MISSED THIS SERIES SO MUCH! Seriously Jim I've been watching you play games since college and you've only ever gotten better at it. Love the Twitch too!

[@johannvongenerico9487]

Every bloody pulse of Spandau Ballet made me jump, so thanks for that you jerk 😂

[@DemonicAkumi]

"Floor 1" Actually, that said Floor: -1. That's -1.

[@forgetaboutit1354]

is this floor shaming or something ?

[@Priestofgoddess]

You are descending, so floors go negative i guess

[@FlorSilvestre12]

Basement

[@22Sangre]

5:19 would you say it's an... eyePad?

[@Jackalblade9]

Nicely done!

[@ghostmutton]

I've really missed Jim's first reactions to weird, obscure games.

[@clementineshetheyfae8312]

One of my favorite games of all time

[@wariodude128]

"Is that plant evil?" Jim F. Sterlingson, October 30, 2020

[@flytedragoon3012]

WHERE’S THE BEEF?! Oh, there it is, in the meat hole...

[@chubbysumo2230]

Its mmmmmmoist

[@RichardWatt]

With all the pistol bullets lying around, one could wonder if this is set in the house of Ted Nugent or Charlton Heston.

[@LaylaSpellwind]

Jim, thank you so much for calling me a burst eyeball. I've really missed your lovely greetings.

[@ChristianNeihart]

Oh my god! It's back!

[@ManiManiPlays]

"My nose gnawed a map" is something I can easily say I never expected to see.

[@kirbymaster6294]

Here we go boys, more old school jimpressions i can fall asleep to at night

[@faustlican5566]

Ah, a throwback to Squirty Play, excellent!

[@thirdeyenz]

Love these type of videos. You're the best person to review games like these Jim. It never gets too weird for you.

[@Freddy96LP]

Eyeballs... like a zone of eyeballs...

[@jacobbronsky464]

We... We are watched. They are omniscient.

[@silverwasp]

Oh my god, I've missed these kinds of videos...

[@tommylakindasorta3068]

I know these videos are not as lucrative, but I love them so much. I often head to the Jimpressions/Squirty Play archive and watch a few at night to unwind. I find them endlessly rewatchable.

[@CommissarMitch]

This is the video I needed this week.

[@gregorynemick60]

Thank you so much for bringing back squirts play! I loved those and your chunky plays

[@Manilaphoenix]

Hell yeah! Been watching the older ones really hoping they would come back

[@countesschewi2399]

Oh nice, a first impression video after so long! Golden Light seems like something right up your alley. If I wasn't such a huge scaredy cat I'd probably play it myself.

[@benm7270]

Jim THANK YOU so much for finally doing these types of videos again. You're one of the funniest people around when you're just playing shitty random games and making jokes over them.

[@111cvb111]

Alright, it initially looks terrible, but i'm getting some Suda51 vibes and those are generally good vibes.

[@CTRLVCatMemes]

THIS GAME IS AMAZING. I watched Tomato Gaming stream it on Twitch and it's such a FUCKED game, it's so worth getting into

[@mikethegrunty5968]

16:37 if I ever start a rock band, I’m totally calling it “exploding meat Hoover’s”

[@Spamhard]

Honestly, nearly every quote in this game would make an awesome band name. I think I'm going for Dirty Bustler.

[@tudortrainingcenter1881]

I watched all your Squirty Plays dozens of times alongside the Steam Direct, I thought I'd missed one when I realized you'd uploaded only a few days ago. It was classic Sterling, loved it. Would love to see more if possible.

[@Hisha1303]

"I've heard of a computer running before" is an underrated joke

[@evolutionground8946]

Jim Sterling found himself stuck. In the eyball-zone

[@MelMelodyWerner]

another Thought Slime watcher?

[@evolutionground8946]

@@MelMelodyWerner Now we only need Jim to platform some small leftist project in need of eyeballs

[@jiito808]

finally a non jimquisition video

[@JohnDoe-kv3kd]

This game and Sterling are like a perfect pairing. Perfect commentary, just perfection all around.

[@Drain_Life_Archive]

Oh how I missed your vids of Steam shovelware. I wish you'd return to doing these regularly.

[@darsh8964]

Please make that fish head looking at you with that expression a regular part of your show. :)

[@CornishCreamtea07]

Goes up to girl and asks 'Are you the meat zone'. That's some interesting pickup line you've got there.

[@themightyryden4458]

This was so funny! Really brings me back to the old gameplay videos, hope more stuff like this is on the way!

[@BigDamnVanguard]

God I missed Squirty Plays so much. Thank you for bringing this back, Jim!

[@nicandknacksandseans]

6:10 guess you could say the fish head was... ...a red herring...

[@dollarmeatstore]

I love watching you play these dumpster fire games. It makes me worry a little less about my dumpster fire life :)

[@insector2]

I have to echo I really missed the squirty plays. You seem more focused on the serious/important side of the games industry, but it'd be great to have a monthly squirt for our faces.

[@lunarballoonistxo]

Jim I still watch your old let's plays and this takes me back 😄 please do more again I miss these!!

[@adriandavey1991]

I'm a regular viewer really enjoy the chanel and this video was a nice refreshing change of pace I found it very entertaining

[@davidbuchan2909]

"well, you shouldn't have been tugging on it so hard should ya". Laughed out loud? Why yes, yes I did.

[@bravo075]

Sometimes, I pull on it so hard, I rip the skin.

[@helixier6629]

some more polish and its gonna be perfect. its lowkey cool with its ideas as a surreal dungeon crawler roguelike sort of game

[@ursinecanine9657]

Hey Hey Jim You're my golden light

[@Soin3000]

I BLOODY LOVE A SQUIRTY PLAY! Would love to see Jim play 'Unfortunate Spacemen' too; just if you're taking suggestions.

[@robertbarlow4990]

I thoroughly enjoyed this unpleasant experience

[@unworthyjack]

"Where's the meat?" Jim sterling 2020

[@EmeraldLavigne]

I'm glad you're back to doing these kinds of videos.

[@Kvasnikov]

Oh man, have I missed these videos. Glad to see them back :)

[@Handlelesswithme]

When you ask for a baconator but a giant blood hand drags you underground

[@jayant4394]

Could it be possible? The return of the almighty squirty plays at last?!?! THANK GOD FOR YOU STERLING!

[@AzureSkies1]

YES! SQUIRTY PLAYS RETURNS! I need these videos in my life Jim, please keep doing them, at least from time to time.

[@mecc2445]

A brilliant video! Prey 2 is really shaping up into something amazing.

[@FacepalmDesign]

I miss Squirty Plays, thank god for Jim

[@Loinscurvey]

this is a mcdonalds workers nightmare