We Might Be Drunk Ep 30: JuneShine Is So Fine

[@ShawnHaning]

I love the constructive assistance working up the bits that aren't fleshed out yet. Feels like when you really love a sport enough to watch the behind the scenes guys training. Mark and Sam are the best at constructive assistance. Love these guys.

[@pangiabz]

LOL at Mark: “Send me a link for that soap case”….Sam: “They’re at f*cking Walgreens” 🤣🤣🤣

[@itisimonny]

thnx for getting on the youtubes, my dudes!

[@ThomasAndersonPhD]

5:45 We had that block-and-wire thing at our dentist, too, lol

[@soFallenfilms]

Day drinking on the 4th of July while listening makes it even better.

[@barrybryant175]

USPG ultra rich space gay? You were close, mark. I love that you quote Mitch Hedburg all the time This is the best podcast, thanks for keeping it going!

[@thelastmanonearth2631]

Wow, this might be the first time I've been drunk BEFORE the pod starts.

[@MrSharkman19]

You’re making progress

[@kimberwaits911]

I woke up at 3am and started. Cheers

[@alecm_9459]

It's a nice feeling, isn't it?😄

[@merfymac]

There's a million podcasts out there with thousands of angles on the world yada yada yada, but this one - real simple: two funny comics shooting the sh1t over a few drinks - an instant favorite. Make that bar, guys. Occasional guests. This pod style will stay fun (and popular) even when everyone's old and gray.

[@HBinnie1]

Two legends. Love your work! Hope you'll get the chance to get back to Australia someday!

[@jesse_t1000]

Cheers boys! Usually im dead sober listening, but today I am absolutely hammered

[@brownkemosabe]

With every passing episode, WMBD is just getting better. Wow.

[@thedonofthsht76-58]

I'm usually not drunk watching these bc it's on sundays but tonight I might be drunk with you mooks!

[@AvidFire]

I love watching u guys work out jokes. Inspiring

[@Namebadgers]

Best ep yet. Laughs per minute is great. Happy to not have to choose between who's upload to watch, was like a divorced kid trying to keep both rents happy

[@kylevids3951]

What are you talking about it was so boring…

[@My_oh_face]

“Laughs per minute” lol dbag

[@travisbashore]

whose* Who's is a contraction of "who is" or "who has."

[@sernastyle]

I love that they're self-aware enough to know everybody tunes out when they talk baseball.

[@christophermichaels6569]

Not me I like sports. But for the majority it’s probably for the best they get off the subject lol.

[@jonnygranville281]

I don't mind any topic as long as it's funny

[@1stTimeCaller]

Love the last segment. Sam you're very professional on top of your comedic gift

[@joecarl5473]

My buddy who was a medic in the army gave me an IV after a spring break trip once. Holy hell it's amazing!!! The instant the stick ya you start to feel better. Banana bags for life!

[@SebastianConrad]

“What am I, Amish?” 🤣 Much like the internet, fatty is undefeated

[@rickreyna8388]

Hey Mark - glad you enjoyed San Antonio! I’m a native. Next time, you definitely need to not miss floating the river. Best chill time ever!

[@kodybelding6886]

Song and closing credits are a nice touch.

[@alisterfolson]

The IV / hungover thing; Navy Corpsmen have been doing it for hungover Marines for awhile now lol

[@gmoon7719]

Except he didn’t do it for a hangover

[@Tacit_Tern]

6:40 These are the hard hitting subjects MSM dances around. ....But never covers.

[@dudders422]

😂😂 1:00:46 “he was a gay. … player.”

[@homunculus8107]

On the note of playstations for hospitals, i was in a courtroom a lot as a kid and they had ps2’s in the kids waiting room. Fuckin awesome lmao

[@aster2200]

Excited to see ya in Portland in august Sam! Hope to see y’all in San Diego someday

[@jaybo10151]

a fresh warm salt NYC bagel little sour cream smear *chefs kiss*

[@kristiandepue5374]

When Barry Pepper's name came up, I suddenly remembered how he was everywhere (in supporting roles) in the late '90s and early 2000s. Tom Sizemore too, and there were in a few movies together, like Saving Private Ryan and Enemy of the State.

[@skyluke9476]

This extra 20 mins makes my while week

[@scottredner6569]

Man I love these guys

[@rawpower12xu]

39:00 Too embarrassed to tell Sam the Green Hulks story? More than a hangover but glad he is fine :)

[@gmoon7719]

But not too embarrassed to be blatantly dishonest in front of thousands of fans

[@rawpower12xu]

Eh, we already know the story, which honestly was scary. Perhaps in hindsight he is realizing how bad it could have turned out? (which I totally relate too)

[@shawnsyfert9620]

Yea, I think he is trying to protect the dude who gave him those green hulks.

[@gmoon7719]

Does Sam already know the story?He’s either being misled or going along with the lie.Makes sense to protect the dealer, but no sense to bring up the story then change the major detail just to be able to recommend I.V’s

[@ricfig207]

Wasnt sam trying to locate mark the whole time he was unconcious

[@CanaldoIllan]

I'm not a drinker myself, but I always light one up for the pod. who's with me?

[@Zambuique]

"It's just animals running!" lmfao

[@gongqi67]

There is a buzz, and you two are... buzzed. Thank you for the laughs and thank your livers too.

[@jakegill5740]

Come to the Brauer House in lombard IL!! Stanhope Is playing there in September. Its a new spot but it would be awesome to see you guys there!! Good amount of seats too!

[@ahkao.9347]

"some people sword fight, he was knighting me" bro that is gold and that shit had me dying

[@brianbird6552]

I like converting the stu to a bar! You guys can mix your own cocktails and teach people real quick. It would be a cool segment for the show! Five min tops And you can switch up the drink during the show! Great ep boys

[@rodrigo__angel]

I love drinking and I love Paul Newman. Great pod

[@richardwagon6433]

'Mark First Burp' is literally a time stamp hahahaha

[@giovanimarr8974]

There's a time stamp for each burp haha

[@michelebergman4336]

Why does he do it into the Mic???

[@bkap1905]

"yeah, what is that", lol so fuckin funny

[@xaviernavy]

This shit is quickly becoming a go to podcast for me.

[@raramcgee4982]

I am definitely drunk. Happy 4th y'all.

[@MatthewHolmes7]

I appreciate the shit out of these time stamps

[@swdarby]

Came to the comments for some recognition of the chapters. I hope time stamping Mark's burps continues.

[@sw1145]

The kicks

[@BigDaddy-vk6rv]

28:35 I hate that too! I even hate it when I have it! 1:02:44 I can hear this on a sitcom or something 1:19:00 the first episode with closing credit and that catchy theme!

[@cinespectre3263]

There are two sections marked "Mark burp 2". So yeah, I passed your "Are you drunk watching this test" xD. Anyway, I love Mark's watch. How can I get one like it?

[@radonradon5478]

Floss is best discarded in the landfill trash; in sewer, it can ball up things down stream.

[@jennybrooks5887]

I want to drink with you guys, but I always catch up in the mornings. What's your opinion on breakfast whiskey? 🤷😂

[@RC360]

"I've got a weird peave this time" ......no shit Mark, they're all weird and we love it.

[@xaviernavy]

Hot rec here: The movie Confidence with Edward Burns…

[@maloz_pasoz8429]

This POd is great

[@melissasalsbury4705]

[clears throat] Two fine peeves, thx.

[@que_sera_sarah_85_wi]

I know what you mean about the soap Mark. I bring my own like Sam but I definitely dry it off w/the hotel towels before returning it to the case b/c you are correct it does get gross if you don't 😉.

[@dilloncostilla3412]

Great ep yall

[@nineteen8122]

The floss picks cause more damage than they help. Use regular floss. AND a Waterpik.

[@bradleynlaviolette]

floss picks cause more damage than they help? that doesn't sound right. what's your info or qualification to speak on the efficacy of different types of floss?

[@SteveCossaboom]

I said it before: "The Verdict" with Paul Newman. An as-yet undiscovered Bruce Willis is an 'extra' in the courtroom audience in the big scene in court!

[@cyntefynsfountain]

Love these guys

[@richardwagon6433]

"What's shakin', sloppy jalopy?"

[@DemocracyFirst2025]

Funny how Mark doesn’t realize that all his peeves are indirectly complaints about everything Joe Rogan does and is. For instance, somewhere shortly after the 28:00 mark, Mark starts crying about phlegmy talkers. Joe Rogan is the phlegm king.

[@MrJaredG]

Sam was getting loose off those kombuchas !!!!

[@JakeBradfordGuitar]

Mark “I think that won best picture” Normand

[@farischugthai5598]

16:21 you're not losing people with sports! I actually love it! I'm not a movie person but as a huge fan of both of you I love listening to your podcast. I never understand the Sopranos references or what have you but I'm so okay with some good Yankees hate

[@jackpotsb3]

with all this baseball talk you guys would probably love Jomboy's videos. He was on Ari's podcast at one point too

[@cairocowboy3233]

Mark, again, I must tell you about the awesomeness of a waterpick flosser. They use water and clean your teeth, mouth and gums easier and better than anything else.

[@michaelgoldstein8959]

The "Aliens/mexican" bit, has sorta been done on South Park

[@ACME_knockoffs]

fun shit to try. Hangover IV, kombucha beer. "If you feel the Heat around the corner, u should be able to leave that stupid girl in the car pondering, what did I do" Butchered quote. Great movie!

[@alisterfolson]

Great movie, great quote.

[@ACME_knockoffs]

@@alisterfolson for sure. Still holds up

[@Richiegalvan1]

Mark sounds like he's done with the conversation at all conversations lol

[@sammathey1995]

You’re not losing people with the sports talk! Keep it flowing!

[@jerrilehane7815]

Can this Beanie Hat protect me from hammy spammy adverising bumping off my "We Might Be Drunk" ?

[@KennyGee]

Dammit Sam... Let Mark say crazy shit.

[@codylevidrums9377]

"The Duke of Ellington" 😆

[@doghouse010]

1:00:55 classic sam's laugh

[@donaldglover3839]

Came for Mark. Stayed and came for (who the Fook is that guy) Sam Morril.

[@avezza4]

Going off the alien bit, you both need to watch District 9! It relates to Sam's immigration bit because the aliens are placed in interment camps and are more human-like than they seem. Definetly worth the watch if you're gonna add on to that bit.

[@SamDickinsonjazz]

South Park s8e7 !! Not quite aliens, but immigrants from the future!

[@maloz_pasoz8429]

Can you come to Northern California!

[@zanderman2009]

get some leather backed studded chairs and a choice of bourbons and whisky's, thats all the set you need

[@cornjobb]

why?

[@zanderman2009]

@@cornjobb Interesting question, why do we breath oxygen but fart sulphur?

[@MVLongboarding]

sports talk may need to be a new segment, so here’s my rec lol, manny machado defensive highlights!!

[@SBV90]

Tell the full IV story Normand. All us Tuesgays know what really went down....

[@shaunmonaghan1743]

I thought the same. Is he exaggerating on Tuesgays? Is he keeping parts out as he thinks Sam/sponsors will disapprove? How does Sam not already know if it was over IG, he was getting messaged by loads of other comics who were worried?

[@SBV90]

@@shaunmonaghan1743 100% holding back details caus Joe made him realise how fucked they are!

[@SLD1]

Challah is basically brioche I think? Great episode!

[@cfreedom79]

I take care of the Dalmatian 😆

[@kevybaby7322]

Did Joe List do the vocals for this theme song because Joe List sounds like the singer of Cake. Listen to “the distance “ by Cake and tell me Joe List is not the lead singer.

[@michaelroccooo]

"Lox and Sour Cream ?!?!" - "I almost got stabbed with a 🕎 menorah"

[@GeneBurnett]

I'm pretty sure the hockey girls sign is fake. There's another one with "I Wish I Only Got Two Minutes For Hooking" on it. The original sign probably said something more innocuous and well you know...the internet...

[@jamesappleton5063]

We might be gay..

[@user-rb8cr1zl4n_]

someone around here says "you (both) give me so much inspiration",lol

[@jamesharris40001]

Stabbed with a manorah 😆 so quick

[@catherinegilliam4202]

URSG, for Pete’s sake!

[@nathanielgalloway8990]

You guys are fucking killing me, you have all this awareness about when or when you shouldn't say the word thanks or thank you. But not one time did you point out that there's a word to say when you ask someone to do something. It's please . Please, it's such an important word they call it the magic word. Thank you is great, everyone loves a good thank you because it shows they appreciate what you do but also a good please shows you appreciate them before they do it.

[@stanleykubik1778]

I d love to design the label of your whiskey, if you guys are still looking for an artist to do it.

[@steve7015]

And they're not cheap 7 bucks for 10 capsules hahaha Mark's gotta be the cheapest man on the planet

[@RL_Sin]

Sam that bit is fucking amazing 👏 huge previous presidential talking pt. + economic issue & political issue to some social issues to other all while tying the into current (fill in everything listed above) by mention the Chinese AND as a complete left field for the middle minders like myself just throwing in aliens while all this 👽/🛸 talk been coming down hardly getting attention. This can be an entire special if u weave in and out of your main bit.

[@partlydave2]

That sign at the hockey game was photoshopped. The real sign said, "I wish I only got two minutes for hooking".

[@ltsgoyanks]

Sam and Mark have such similar tastes and awesome recs for movies... blown away that Morril throws out Crystals 61* with Berry Pepper... fuckin awesome movie!!!

[@pareja90210]

Drank a Truly while listening to this

[@kylegordon00]

Sam's current beard is a good look on him

[@catherinegilliam4202]

27:20 How about someone saying “You’re welcome” before you thank them? Irks me so bad!

[@kylemcgill2966]

*Mark im dissapointed. You don't know about Mantles restaurant? Kramer? Come on!*

[@jdogsful]

Sam is wearing the same jacket Mark wore last week and they dont even mention it

[@Kevtron9000]

The thumbnails confused me so much lol

[@SteveCossaboom]

35 minutes in, dumping hot lava in public: I caused two guys to spew at a ski resort in BC (Whistler), hangover morning I'm in the stall in some pub just "releasing the hounds", hot lava hate crime, the whole bathroom reeked. I hear two guys come in the main bathroom door, talking about how hung THEY were, and then 5 seconds into the can, they stop talking ... I hear "Oh fucking hell my god" and the two of them are now puking in the sinks. Double score for me in the "have you ever caused someone else to puke while hungover due to horrible farts" game!

[@vincentrodriguez4557]

Happy 4th dudes!🇺🇸CHEERS🍻🥃👍👍Salute!