We Might Be Drunk Ep 62: Happy Valentine's

[@WeMightBeDrunkPod]

Grab That Merch at www.wemightbedrunkpod.com/store

[@bellefleur6300]

“We love the gash.” And here was me thinking romance was dead 🤣

[@WeMightBeDrunkPod]

I think that is what he wrote on Mae's V-Day Card.

[@bellefleur6300]

@@WeMightBeDrunkPod That tracks!

[@kevinlink312]

The best part of this episode is Sam making Mark so self conscious about his nipple he tried to keep it covered up the rest of the pod.

[@Fabian080690]

As a fellow man boob kid who got in shape I felt that

[@puffdaddy69]

As a fellow pepperoni nips person I felt that

[@johnnorth4351]

Much love to you gents! The highlight of every Sunday night… As a kid it was new episodes of the Simpson’s, as an adult it’s you bastards. Cheers!

[@AgendaInMind]

Most of the more severe illnesses happen to people because an upsetting event occurs in their lives taking them by surprise, unexpectedly, impacting first in the brain, then in the corresponding organ which that part of the brain controls. The end of WWI had absolutely everything to do with the Flu and lung TB outbreak that occurred killing millions. In nature, the biological conflict linked with a territorial fear (just what it means-a fear in your territory, your home, your community, etc.) is a widening of the bronchia (tissue loss). Your body attempts to widen your bronchia in order to allow more air into your lungs to give you more strength and energy to fight to keep your territory safe. Stay with me.......The biological conflict linked with a death fright impacts the lungs. The lungs attempt to grow larger in order to allow more air in because breath equals life, as we all know. No breath equals death. While you are in the fear or death fright conflict, you notice no symptoms of “disease”, except you have cold hands, cold feet, you can’t sleep, you awaken at 3 AM every night, you have little appetite. During the war, millions of people were in fear of the bombing of their homes and cities where the war was most active. Fearing for their lives, their loved ones in the war, their ability to survive. The food in the stores was sparse due to shortages. This lasted for 4 long years! The longer the conflict, the worse the healing phase. Within 2 weeks of the German Chancellor announcing the end of WWI, these millions of people ALL went into the healing phase all at the same time. It is during the healing phase that you experience symptoms of illness! What is the healing phase of the bronchia widening? Severe bronchitis, pneumonia. The body attempts to refill this lost tissue and you experience inflammation, fever, coughing, body aches, fatigue, etc. What is the healing phase of the extra lung tissue that grew? Decomposing of the tissue by TB bacteria and fungi. The symptoms of this healing phase are: severe coughing up of blood and tissue, fever, inflammation, severe mucous, body aches, fatigue. During this decomposing of the extra tissue (tumor), the body expels a lot of protein, and without replenishment, severe protein loss can result in death. Antibiotics did not exist yet. If TB bacteria does not exist in a person or they have been vaccinated against TB (big mistake), then the tumor will simply encapsulate and become dormant and not harm you. Who died during the Spanish Flu? Mainly the poor who could not afford to buy meat and proper nourishment, and the people who were directly impacted by the bombings and destruction of their homes. Millions of people suffered fear and death frights during the fighting of WWI, and millions of people all went into healing at the end of it. Not everyone was affected because not everyone suffered the same way. It’s not a “flu”, it’s not something you “catch”. It’s biological, meaningful, and unavoidable. One hundred years later, a Fear Campaign begins, using the media to spread it......

[@TheScottGillies]

@@AgendaInMind Who are you who are so wise in your ways??

[@mckaybushnell2761]

Jim Jeffries on the pod would be amazing

[@WeMightBeDrunkPod]

You make a good point.

[@Tacit_Tern]

@@WeMightBeDrunkPod Isaac Butterfield is a far more superior Aussie and Comedian.

[@III-vg4dp]

He's quit drinking, but he'd obviously still be a good fit.

[@mckaybushnell2761]

@@III-vg4dp Jeffries quit booze? Now I know how bulls fans felt when mj quit basketball to play baseball

[@bodgertime]

He kept going to the wrong school to pick up his son.. who is home schooled

[@matthewbridges9006]

Always upload on my way to work and before my day off, cycle of looking forward to having a drink kicking off the shoes and listening when I finish night shift at the end of the week. Cheers boys from Aus

[@NegativeSteve]

Thanks

[@vannawhitesbabbydaddy9390]

One of my favorite must watch weekly pods! God Bless You Brothers! 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍

[@Sleigh]

This looks like a Jim Henson production.

[@SpiritBadge]

😂

[@drunkdon2982]

Big bird bout to do some shots.

[@covidcola2035]

It's full blown Kermit.

[@berniesalamanders7255]

It's the dark crystal, but mark has aids.

[@AgendaInMind]

Most of the more severe illnesses happen to people because an upsetting event occurs in their lives taking them by surprise, unexpectedly, impacting first in the brain, then in the corresponding organ which that part of the brain controls. The end of WWI had absolutely everything to do with the Flu and lung TB outbreak that occurred killing millions. In nature, the biological conflict linked with a territorial fear (just what it means-a fear in your territory, your home, your community, etc.) is a widening of the bronchia (tissue loss). Your body attempts to widen your bronchia in order to allow more air into your lungs to give you more strength and energy to fight to keep your territory safe. Stay with me.......The biological conflict linked with a death fright impacts the lungs. The lungs attempt to grow larger in order to allow more air in because breath equals life, as we all know. No breath equals death. While you are in the fear or death fright conflict, you notice no symptoms of “disease”, except you have cold hands, cold feet, you can’t sleep, you awaken at 3 AM every night, you have little appetite. During the war, millions of people were in fear of the bombing of their homes and cities where the war was most active. Fearing for their lives, their loved ones in the war, their ability to survive. The food in the stores was sparse due to shortages. This lasted for 4 long years! The longer the conflict, the worse the healing phase. Within 2 weeks of the German Chancellor announcing the end of WWI, these millions of people ALL went into the healing phase all at the same time. It is during the healing phase that you experience symptoms of illness! What is the healing phase of the bronchia widening? Severe bronchitis, pneumonia. The body attempts to refill this lost tissue and you experience inflammation, fever, coughing, body aches, fatigue, etc. What is the healing phase of the extra lung tissue that grew? Decomposing of the tissue by TB bacteria and fungi. The symptoms of this healing phase are: severe coughing up of blood and tissue, fever, inflammation, severe mucous, body aches, fatigue. During this decomposing of the extra tissue (tumor), the body expels a lot of protein, and without replenishment, severe protein loss can result in death. Antibiotics did not exist yet. If TB bacteria does not exist in a person or they have been vaccinated against TB (big mistake), then the tumor will simply encapsulate and become dormant and not harm you. Who died during the Spanish Flu? Mainly the poor who could not afford to buy meat and proper nourishment, and the people who were directly impacted by the bombings and destruction of their homes. Millions of people suffered fear and death frights during the fighting of WWI, and millions of people all went into healing at the end of it. Not everyone was affected because not everyone suffered the same way. It’s not a “flu”, it’s not something you “catch”. It’s biological, meaningful, and unavoidable. One hundred years later, a Fear Campaign begins, using the media to spread it......

[@bitfreedom]

Guys 😂 I’ve been listening to this for a while and this is one of the best episodes to date

[@bagirath_prakash]

Love the pod guys! Keep em coming 😊🙌

[@WeMightBeDrunkPod]

More to come!

[@Tacit_Tern]

If mark keeps dressing that way, I know I'll be.

[@Matt98015]

I feel like making a comment at night 4 days after the episode airs is the best time to reach Mark to read your comment. Mark if you’re reading: Love the pod, love the standup, love little boys.

[@RossWoodsJr]

I love how under the quote from Betty White that they are so impressed she said, it says “I would never have said that” from Betty White haha

[@prisma250]

Love the podcast with these three hosts

[@wrenlinwhitelight3007]

Mark is the best.

[@AlbertoDominguez13]

"Is that the hockey puck?!" Priceless gahdamn it Mark hahaha

[@zaclikescauliflower2877]

I love you both for the City Lights shoutout. Mark, please come to the Bay Area soon!

[@apdancinglime]

Wanting to see mark normand shirtless is what brought me, the jokes are what kept me

[@herpallday1284]

He paid for the McDonald’s he ate it all he ate mine 😂

[@AK-qn8bk]

I now have a podcast to look forward to every Sunday, Monday and Wednesday now! Lol slowly but surely podcasts are taking over my week

[@rustyshackleford7378]

Tom Green really is an underrated talent, so funny!

[@billriddle9215]

No he isn't..he was an MTV fluke...nothing more,the few films he did are beyond lame.

[@adamgardener8624]

And yet again my favorite theme song. Love you guys!!! 💙

[@lostsoul2184]

15:55 that joke is perfection :)

[@nagilum]

I was genuinely concerned that this episode was going to be preempted by the Super Bowl nonsense. Time to get my drink on. 👍

[@WeMightBeDrunkPod]

Never, we will be here for you every Sunday.

[@mikebeagle9881]

im ONE MINUTE IN and it's exactly what i needed you Cants

[@WeMightBeDrunkPod]

Wait till you get to minute 10, it really heats up.

[@Bom-pff]

1:22:20 Mark: "Through the roofie" 🤣

[@witchywoman2437]

I heard that too but like so many of Marks best plays on words sadly sam missed it.

[@carloslomeli5222]

Throws the bow like he don't care but really does🔥🔥🔥

[@link1ater]

Mark really said “we gotta stop the you might be’s” on WE MIGHT BE DRUNK 😂

[@Crozzer86]

"going down memory Jizz-Lane" was completed underrated, that was brilliant! :)

[@Fil-X]

Hey hey, I can’t wait until this podcast gets bigger so we can more than a weekly episode. I’m a Patreon member, and I crave more!! Keep being you guys! Love from Mississippi.

[@WeMightBeDrunkPod]

Hell yeah! We're looking to follow in Segura's footsteps, if we can build it big enough so the guys don't have to be on the road so much we can do 7 episodes a week!

[@China_Secret_Police]

@@WeMightBeDrunkPod Perhaps on multiple platforms through a simulcast? Rake in more dough.... i mean viewership. The YMH liveshows to evade censorship is genius. But it's not like you're showing videos of gangbangers kick F-ing palsy patients.

[@AkaFigga]

@@WeMightBeDrunkPod love the transparency

[@andrewpridmore1803]

@@WeMightBeDrunkPod Two Bears One Queef

[@Red_Twizzler]

@@andrewpridmore1803 Out to Lunch Studios

[@lostsoul2184]

that nonchalant bow throw deserves and oscar right there :)

[@WeMightBeDrunkPod]

He’s a gem

[@lostsoul2184]

@@WeMightBeDrunkPod would love see you guys make a movie just like woody allen . I have hunche you guys can truely pull it off and make a new new york indie wave . Especially if Ranaan critiques it 6 millions ways from Sunday:)

[@jamesappleton5063]

HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY SAM AND MARK

[@maxdmer03]

Ya baby! Waited all week for this love this song! Comedy!

[@benjaminhatton]

Jazz intro is a great idea!

[@buryyourdraws]

To answer the question about expensive hockey equipment: when you grow up surrounded by other people who played hockey when they were your age, there is a lot of hand-me-down equipment to be had

[@meatwad5022]

Great Valentines ep another holiday one down woo love the on screen tour dates too for shows as a fan rec id say keep that :). And don't fret bout the nip! lmao

[@WeMightBeDrunkPod]

Thanks to Autumn for editing it in.

[@seansisson7981]

Bop bop bop bop bop-bop Undercutters!

[@thesamminator1]

Another great ep

[@CabronMonoxide]

Baldwin doesn’t follow the “Sun’s out guns out” mantra anymore, usually

[@joseureste8257]

My favorite queefs back at it!

[@vincenttalley5938]

1:02:52 - Is Mark talking about Joe List? lol

[@BigDaddy-vk6rv]

Another beautifully colored introduction! 550 ♪Every kiss beings with Kay♪ (AND KILL!) 9:08 clever thinking! 13:55 clever clock! 26:09 Key word "buy" 26:17 I'm so glad I'm not alone 31:49 there's just an endless amount of comments/content to go through here (in a good way) 32:15 Dammit now I'm concerned! 45:07 that sounds weird, but I've never had any business with mace so I cannot know everything -"I hate rules! Why do even have rules?!" -51:42 -"Statement Withdrawn..." 1:25:08 I was just recently thinking this too, woman are quality and men are..other-- I know I fit in that category! You're either a me (a typical man with a woman of quality) or you're a Mark Normand baby!

[@Karak-Fak]

The reason why the C bomb comes off east for us is because we use it every third word, it’s part of our standard vernacular. Peace from Melbourne!

[@WeMightBeDrunkPod]

Makes sense, you make it sound good.

[@Surv1ve_Thrive]

Good bunch of Cs. 🇬🇧👍🇦🇺

[@james.angel333]

Great ep! Cool shirt

[@jdawg123ism]

I love this show!!!!

[@kriznan97]

Happy Valentine's Day ya queefs!

[@aryz4815]

Mark, you eating rotisserie chicken on LOS while trying to stay present for the guys planning their 2v2 games was the funniest shit ever.

[@mrmileskp]

You say it like New York wasn't already down the hill

[@mrmileskp]

Waaaaaaaat!! Mark always says "ah you might be right" & "yh that's fair"

[@nickgarcia610]

Congratulations mark! To you and the lucky gal 👍

[@nathanforan5107]

Best valentines gift right here

[@WeMightBeDrunkPod]

Send this video to your Tinder date in lieu of flowers.

[@PandaRob91]

What Would You Do as Woke Punk'd is the most apt description I've ever heard

[@tomasf4410]

Ye do the best holiday eps!!

[@KelPandaDaStreet]

Drew Michael on the pod would be pretty dope, he has a recent special that he could plug too!

[@WeMightBeDrunkPod]

Nice, tell him to come on.

[@mtmoore333]

I got stuck missing the Joe Derosa ep and just wanted to say hes one of the best

[@WeMightBeDrunkPod]

He's pretty good, you're right.

[@NOKOOG]

Best comedy pod in the game. This ep seals it.

[@WeMightBeDrunkPod]

We did it!

[@wizkeyjack]

"Showing a Cosby clip on Valentines Day" = Best Line. High Five Sammy! :j

[@kylemcgill2966]

I love how the arrow didn't work 😂

[@WeMightBeDrunkPod]

Thank god it didn't work, poor Samuel would have been killed, or deeply in love with Mark.

[@poindextertunes]

Mark giving me big Rip Taylor vibes sprinkling the heart petal’s

[@WeMightBeDrunkPod]

And they both have the same sexual kink.

[@poindextertunes]

@@WeMightBeDrunkPod yes an early mentor maybe?

[@nigheist003]

#1 podcast

[@AndyStochanskyMusic]

Have you guys ever considered having Rory Scovel as a guest I think he’s amazing and incredibly underrated

[@WeMightBeDrunkPod]

Yes, tell him to come on. I don't have his number.

[@MikeP2055]

Weird, I came here straight from Pen Pals.

[@N3ur0m4nc3r]

@@WeMightBeDrunkPod Amy said to text her and she'll help you figure it out. You know, like Mark's hour

[@zaclikescauliflower2877]

Oh man, that would be the best episode ever, other than maybe Louis CK or Humphrey Bogart

[@AndyStochanskyMusic]

Sam - going to see you tonight at the Improv. Break a leg!

[@Realygoodatbball]

"might as well combine them" dude mark is on to something🤣🤣

[@mjaada]

On Marks bit: Opposites attract + they can control the furniture, but not being able to control the man can be the attractor

[@WeMightBeDrunkPod]

Good take.

[@lowenderjones]

Straight, No Chaser by Thelonious Monk would make a great intro!

[@lostsoul2184]

yes yes yes

[@kylegordon00]

With the bit about how far the prankster is willing to take it, push it to a guy who gets catfished by Chris Hansen from To Catch a Predator, and Chris says "Take a Seat", and so the catfished dude starts crying and confessing. Then Chris takes off his mask and it's actually the prankster, and he goes, "Gotcha!"

[@Petergonzalezcomedy]

MARK U don’t know how many times I’ve thought of taking a chipotle online order and running! 🤣🤣😂😂

[@TheDJOblivion]

You can just walk out lol, I do it all the time.

[@puk182]

Cosby on valentine's day lmao gold.

[@pdomine99]

the hooptie joke is top tier

[@Protectobot]

My family’s original background was Christian but our family celebrated Christmas 🎄 AND Hanukkah 🕎 !!! It was fun! We didn’t get gifts for BOTH holidays 😂 but we would light a menorah, eat potato latkes and play w/ dreidels and sing the 2 Hanukkah songs we knew; before Sandler sang his own Hanukkah song 😝 The holidays were fun as a kid 😀 Note: thanks, spellcheck for helping me w/ Jewish spelling 😆

[@jeremylogan3457]

Mark cleaning swords 🤣🤣🤣

[@WeMightBeDrunkPod]

He's had a lot of practice.

[@N3ur0m4nc3r]

Can each of you consider adding dates in Seattle this year?

[@WeMightBeDrunkPod]

Not until the Sonics come back.

[@zin.bricks]

i love the theme.

[@corbokilla9790]

Love ya guys

[@wiz_dropbomb2134]

Stephen Dorff Killed it season 3 of true detective!!

[@richardcox7926]

Thank you for this. 🔥

[@joshj1420]

Sams shoe game is killer this ep!

[@WeMightBeDrunkPod]

He is bringing it.

[@BritneyBSer]

Love the outfit! Happy to report you didn't lose all your female listeners 😉 Will be seeing you both in SLC coming up 😁

[@WeMightBeDrunkPod]

Can't wait!

[@AutumnExplore]

Every food & drink place is at least two restaurants now - front counter/dining room, and drive-thru; add online ordering and phone orders, and some are three or four places in one. And the people who bother to walk in and communicate are lowest priority.

[@WeMightBeDrunkPod]

Yeah, I hate people who talk too. Just make an app and put my food in a robot. My doorman sends my deliveries up in the elevator, I never have to leave my house.

[@jimmygriswold9258]

Mr. Bigglesworth of cats… comedy!

[@HBZ]

@54:09 No need for anxiety, ice that is 2" thick can hold 15,000+ lbs. That's why cars can drive on frozen lakes. It'll crack the ice that's far below the surface but that actually strengthens the ice because it causes micro-fractures that re-freeze instantaneously strengthening the ice.

[@puzzledobserver7644]

These guys are getting good.

[@patrick815]

Whats with the Con Edison bag ?

[@salacuse]

my stepfather works for ConEd (I get free bags for christmas)

[@patrick815]

@salacuse You do a wonderful job producing the pod. Now that you have Merch. You can give your step-dad a WMBD t-shirt for Christmas. Thanks for replying

[@williamthompson3534]

haha sam looked s funny when he was trying to punch

[@Protectobot]

THANK YOU, Sam, for pronouncing it as ‘Ne-VAW--da for Nevada 😂 I admt I’m stubborn about that one word. It just sounds better to me that way!

[@masterkush161]

I had to turn of the Super Bowl for this

[@WeMightBeDrunkPod]

Crappy game anyway.

[@corydystopia]

Love the pod. Love the gash. Love the outfits. I dont drink anymore but I wish I coulda had some of your whiskey! I gotta peve. Women who say they dont care about the holiday and then get disappointed when you dont fulfill the holiday commitments.

[@trainwrecker5000]

They missed the Baldwin Hair trigger joke

[@KevinC1990]

I might be drunk.. but this is still the best pod imo!

[@WeMightBeDrunkPod]

You're the best fan.

[@wellsventures947]

@@WeMightBeDrunkPod I'm the best fan ill prove it

[@WeMightBeDrunkPod]

@@wellsventures947 I'm ready.

[@1stTimeCaller]

You guys rule

[@justinocastillo5808]

Bill Burr has to be on this Podcast..

[@WeMightBeDrunkPod]

We're working our way up to him, he can't avoid us forever.

[@zaclikescauliflower2877]

He doesn't drink; he'd need mushroom tea

[@kashmir99scor]

It's hit or miss with Bill, sometimes his douchey side comes out real strong

[@unclenoob3062]

I'm all fucking over that Dick Gregory doc, great rec Marky Mark!

[@BobdeeHollifax]

Happy ❤️

[@jarrodstrobelight1782]

Get Ian Fidance on!!! He toured with Dave Attell and killed in Roysford PA. Standing O for real, he was on fire.

[@ericb.3285]

Cheers Gentlemen- 🍸

[@JustinLeduc]

Someone please explain the exhaling sound(?) at 19:56. Thanks.

[@BrickTop06]

That's Sally for ya. Lots of overreaction sounds.

[@lostsoul2184]

on some angles sam looks like christopher loyd and mark acts like Rick

[@Tubs737]

Sam bracing that bottle like it was a mortar

[@AkaFigga]

Im an hour late to the cast but 2 hours early on the drinking. Seems par for the course for this community. Salud

[@drunkdon2982]

Sal

[@ra-hoor-khuitsd3968]

we need jim jefferies in this podcast!!