We Might Be Drunk Ep 49: Would You?

[@WeMightBeDrunkPod]

Recorded Live To Tape on November 15th just a few hours ago, minimal editing, just a disclaimer.

[@kevinskoplin]

Thanks, queefs

[@treylyde999]

Best stuff on television

[@TimArndtnumber2]

Thanks for the content

[@dustinmiller3857]

I’m drunk

[@Tomhanksgiving]

Mark accidentally calling The L Word, The C Word is low key hilarious. Freudian slip.

[@christophermichaels6569]

“Now I’m off bread... I’m going against the grain.” What a fucking dad joke 😂 that was funnier to me than it should have been.

[@catherinegilliam4202]

I love dad jokes! 😂

[@saracollins4664]

"Kobe's a real helicopter parent"= the moment my love for Mark went to the next level 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@zachary1741]

I love how Mark has been robbed like 37 times and he still keeps that much cash on him and ADVERTISES it, lmao.

[@user-wg6hm3wo9p]

At least he's getting quicker at emptying his pockets

[@bodgertime]

yeah, I’ll see him in Hermosa Beach

[@Protectobot]

He’ll even count it for the mugger psychos. How considerate!

[@delasse3178]

0:35 im only 35 seconds in and Sam is already thinking about robbing him

[@markcapella5511]

haha sam saying clifford is cgi and mark saying "well they still had to dye him"

[@monsieurdildo]

That was cayoooot as Chrissy would say

[@brookspn]

"I'm a big oatmeal raisin guy." I knew I liked Sam. Whadda guy, I tell ya.

[@Guerotftp]

Was thinking the same, man of taste

[@screaminglady4233]

An oatmeal raisin guy would never beat his wife.

[@owenpatch9682]

Good guy really seems to care

[@doublebass]

The sponge part made me laugh out loud and I started laughing even harder when Mark said lint roller.

[@Zoso37123]

Love Mark's basic recs, normal human things he's just discovering LOL also love the wide full studio shot.

[@kailynw6490]

Can we get a Sam saying “Mark, what the fuck?!” compilation?

[@93captian]

Nobody can make jokes as bad as mark and still be funny. It's amazing.

[@henryplaster1862]

Sam: “let’s try a cookie” How did I immediately know he’d take a bite, hold the cookie up and look at it, and say “that’s a good cookie😌”

[@pixulita]

Loving the wide shot of the studio¡¡¡ Always good to see more of good ol Sal

[@cyndustry]

Love Mark walking with that much cash and also stealing cable :)

[@katietyson1090]

Been listening to this pod for weeks on the tubes, and never noticed the sopranos painting too funny

[@slubducksounds4673]

Laura Linney from Ozark was in "The Big C" on showtime, very good show about cancer. Great actress. Check out her movie 'The Savages' with Phillip Seymour Hoffman, so good.

[@coreystubblefield6332]

Mark! 1:04 YES! After being on hold, you need the punching bag to reset the call on your end! Then be nice to the next person. So so so many times that you explain the situation over and over. I need to vent, reset, and then explain the issue respectfully. Nailed it. 👍

[@coreystubblefield6332]

Wrong time.. 1:04:10 ish?

[@michellethompson726]

I've been waiting all day. Thanks!

[@dkmd9227]

The producer looks like the love child of Jon Favreau and Ron Jeremy

[@soulcavity_]

Nice picture of Norm behind Mark.

[@masterkush161]

I can’t wait for this weeks challenge ✂️✂️

[@PearlDrumsHead]

Scissor bro’s for life

[@OffensiveHumor420]

✂️ 😂✂️

[@NoVACorpsGaming]

Somebody’s gotta save Rudy

[@Matt98015]

The picture of Norm behind Mark really bummed me out. It’s crazy that he is gone. Rip Norm.

[@collinscollectibles2]

There isn’t any podcast that makes me laugh more than this one!!

[@kastlekistler5905]

This is the best episode so far. Favorite pod!

[@shaid153]

I met Mark in Boston last week for the 730 show.. I brought up too much podcast knowledge :( he ripped me for it. Took a pic with him at the end, nice dude. Smaller than I expected. Hey hey!

[@PearlDrumsHead]

lmao, happens to the best of us

[@BrickTop06]

That's what they call a punisher.

[@topdownb58]

The Bye Sheila scene in the Other Guys is one of the best comedy scenes of the last 10 years

[@rio9503]

You two are special together and as individuals. You both are great standup comedians and have different styles which is amazing.

[@nathanjames4100]

i was the guy who commented "good girlfriend really seems to care" my name is nathan ... love both of your stuff. cant believe i got shouted out !

[@davidperez5089]

You left out the James! Haha

[@jessicaj.9711]

That's like showing up for Thanksgiving

[@Dynasystem]

Is this the we might be white podcast, that lighting 😎

[@BrickTop06]

We might be washed out.

[@TaysGamez]

best pod. great editing work on a short schedule.

[@VECTeezy]

If you’re really looking for a word for a coffee addict, I always call them “caffeinds” ☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️

[@petermozuraitis5219]

Taking that! Thank you intranet stranger

[@VECTeezy]

@@petermozuraitis5219 Enjoy good sir 👍🏿

[@MarkaustinHasler]

I love this podcast so much. Mark is so quick it's crazy how much goes under the radar

[@MikeP2055]

Lovin' Studio Cam™️

[@Protectobot]

Sam: ‘Who the hell has cash anymore?!’ Also Sam: ‘Yeah: I got about $150 on me.’ 😝

[@louisetienne6608]

As somebody who's just started doing Open Mic night's this podcast is full of gems. Keep up the good work guys ❤

[@jonnygranville281]

I am so glad I subbed to Marc and Sam. Comedy!!

[@JasonRiveraLongshotProductions]

Brand new listener love this pod.

[@robertgagnon2020]

This episode was hilarious. I love this pod!

[@MrJayurbs]

Mark's "the other team could use it too when they lose" line to Sam's bit was nice not sure if Sam caught it. Great ep!

[@BigDaddy-vk6rv]

0:45 I was heartbroken thinking the pod came to a sudden end or something but you're returned to us my heart is healed! 0:50 classic Mark! 4:00 I first thought was fans showing that they're fans of your content 18:25 too perfect! 39:37 SAD FACE 50:53 you're pretty good for a barrel scraper! 53:57 if you guys ever make show use this line!

[@doesnotexistyet11]

3 minutes in and I can tell Mark is on a roll today, this is gonna be great!

[@omeedkhatami4649]

I was at the Phoenix show, that cougar got annihilated 😂🤣 it was the very first show too! Expert crowd work by Sam.

[@mrmileskp]

Underrated, I thought everyone loved Me, Myself & Irene...that film is an all time comedy classic, Fun with Dick & Jane was legendary too

[@Curitive]

No one is better than Bob Dylan. He spits hot fire.

[@Fabian080690]

Dude now I'm intrigued about the Syracuse Funny Bone

[@josepholiva4260]

I appreciate the effort in not making this a zoom cast. Much thanks tuesday morning is no different than Monday morning to meeeee. Have a great week fellas

[@isaiahleal2905]

Mark is the fuckin man! Who else heard that ghost laugh after the coffee fart? He literally makes the whole room laugh every pod

[@Tapeleg247]

Funny as hell. Is it just me, or is this episode really bright in comparison to the other ones?

[@ashleyromero5302]

Holy shit, Mark hit it on the head with Dumb & Dumber, it's not self important!! It's a no pressure relief to watch. "Excuse me, Flo??" 8th grade silliness all over again. Putanesca guy is great with his knowledgeable tid bits.

[@NikkiNegs]

Also, love that you guys support Joe and Greg and have the Pay the Price game !

[@DJThorp84]

Saw Gary Gulman in Minneapolis a couple weeks ago - GREAT SHOW! - I'd pay through the roof to see you guys in Minnesota!

[@JR-tc7ck]

41:41 "Supercharger" flex pressurized that fart.💨💨💨

[@richgarc84]

I like that Morril shows love for Stuck on You. It’s a funny movie.

[@dogtownbrogers2796]

Anyone else planning on bringing back the knock out game when they see Mark in public? Cha Ching! Comedy!

[@Sck519]

Great bad 90s action movie: Demolition Man!

[@AdrianHertz]

22:54 lol! and that "what"? at the end by Mark! It was like he just told him we has transgender!

[@tweakyapollo]

My dad took me to see lethal weapon 4 when i was seven years old. I still remember the final scene where Jet Li is impaled with a large piece of rebar. Good times

[@LeoniejtePietje]

I love Sam just saying "Would you?" after every person Mark names haha

[@shyjoshi7158]

In Dylans own words: "Leonard Cohen is number one, and i'm number zero"

[@emilylowrance7930]

i have Alf on DVD

[@a.k8069]

you killed it at gramercy last night!

[@Dino_Medici]

Lmaoooooooo the cash

[@GeneBurnett]

A thin hot chocolate sucks too. Gotta get it just right in the middle.

[@mikebrown1500]

For Mark's bit, I think it'd be funny to flip it around, you call a company with your problem and if the person fixes it for you, you should then have to stay on the line and listen to their problems for just as long as they listened to yours

[@frankescalante]

BRB gunna go wait for Mark outside Gotham studios to say “hi”

[@jeffmccloud905]

duuuude... so glad you mentioned Junior Stopka. he's fucking hilarious

[@patrick815]

Spy game is a great movie

[@jesseechamberlain4663]

30:30 if you're mentioning under appreciated Will Ferrell films I would be remiss if I didn't mention Casa De Mi Padre. It's in Spanish and I'm American so I had to read the subtitles but it was absolutely worth it. The movie is laugh out loud funny throughout even in the more sentimental scenes you still chuckle.

[@jjaronske6445]

Once again, BOURBON CREAM and COFFEE... game changer

[@brianuke2301]

As someone from SF, I find it annoying that other people here get annoyed by "San Fran" or "Frisco," it's not a big deal

[@pomimimin]

Enjoying the Paper Plane and Last Word led me to a mezcal cocktail called Naked & Famous. Really good if you like that smoky flavor... not too much though! You guys should try it!

[@LostNaforest]

You guys are fkn great. Thanks for the laughs, always!

[@stephenbeltzner7736]

Blessings from Toronto gents.

[@maxdmer03]

Mark you haven’t seen The Other Guys? That, Tropic Thunder, & I Love You Man

[@sk8b1rd]

cool story about Joe Rogan’s generosity; Mark is a nice guy sharing the sweet tale

[@Krow943]

Yep he didn’t have to. Good egg.

[@therivergiveth]

Love the pod, loved the episode but MY GOD when you two agreed on not liking the Audioslave music in the coyote scene of Collateral broke my heart in two. That is literally one of the best uses of music in cinema to date, in my opinion. Goddammit

[@therivergiveth]

It was a beautiful turning point in the movie

[@rawpower12xu]

Saw Sam on Saturday in San Francisco and he murdered. Took two friends from work and they were in stitches. Vider looks a little jacked, not his old feeble nebbish self haha. I didn’t know he was the opener, excellent surprise

[@zaclikescauliflower2877]

I saw him here too! He fuckin killed it, man. It's Mark's turn now!

[@wabb1e156]

@@zaclikescauliflower2877 Saw him in SF also, killer but man his eyebrows are bigger in person

[@irishdylan1993]

Much love from San Diego!! Come to La Jolla comedy store guys

[@Frozen_Bean]

Hopefully I'll still be in miami when you come to do your stand up sam. 🤓

[@a.k.4o]

Sam dosent know how to drive or ride a bike. Now I hear his favorite cookie is oatmeal rasion. The worst cookie ever

[@IamMiXeM]

Round neck sweaters are mugging deterrents. Absolutely nothing to worry about lad's 😆👍

[@nagilum]

I was worried this wasn’t coming out this week. My Monday feels like a Sunday. 🙏 My movie rec Big Trouble in Little China.

[@prosta6442]

16 Blocks is my Bruce repeat watch but I really like Shallow Hal so what do I know

[@ghouliejams]

it's all in the reflexes!

[@trevorlecain4006]

try watching twin peaks alone in the dark with headphones on... the sound is important

[@spytown77]

I'm definitely drunk! 🍸

[@zagorgorza7089]

love your work, queefs! keep it up :)

[@paddygurley]

Love you guys. Mark, caught you in Portland. Pissed my pants funny. Yo, if Matt’s gonna have a mic it should probably work. Just sayin’.

[@christophermichaels6569]

Shout out SpoCANE. Made me happy when Sam answered my peeve question when he was doing crowd work. It was awesome to see you both within a month. Hope you guys come back to the meth capital of the world baby. I’ll make the drive.

[@anapetcu8892]

Just here to hear Sam talk about Leonard Cohen 🥰

[@malikshabazz2065]

Great pod!!!!!

[@BrickTop06]

Guess I misunderstood. Thought the notification said you were taking the week off to rest. Coo.

[@abm2399]

Like what you guys are doing. Appears to be developing the same formula as 2 bears 1 cave. press the friendship and viewers will mount up.

[@billywillyjilly]

I think Mark is thinking of "The Big C" (with Laura Linney, about cancer).

[@ejd2230]

Why was this lit with car headlights?

[@nohabloemojislosiento4930]

The Ferrell movie that doesn't get props for being unbelievably good is Semi-Pro. Jackie Moon is a great character, and it's also a movie that had heart and character depth. Also, bear wrestling.

[@GymAndSun]

Been waiting for some Comedy!

[@daviddunsmuir8870]

Keep smashin it guys

[@buryyourdraws]

How dare you talk shit on The Last Boy Scout, it was the exact right amount of ridiculous lol.... they definitely squandered Halle Berry on that one though

[@NASTYBOYKEN]

Love this

[@tb1273]

mark calling his neighbor to cancel cable

[@dramares]

50:39… MARK!!!

[@mikesemie5028]

The Other Guys is a super underrated Will Ferrell flick