We Might Be Drunk Ep 33: "Very Drinkable"

Look closely, can you tell that the video was flipped? You flipped out last week when Sam and Mark switched seats, so video editing has put everything right again.
0:00 Intro Music
0:20 Show Starts
1:25 Salacuse and Creepy Kids
3:09 How many kids could you beat up?
4:00 Natural Wine - Very Drinkable
6:52 Sam Rec - Sideways Movie
11:00 I love Wings - Sitcom Talk • I love wings
12:34 Martin Laurence Story
14:00 Mark's Girlfriend's* Podcast (recorded prior to engagement)
14:55 Sam's TikTok comments
19:07 Murder on Middle Beach
21:05 Mark's Family Video
22:30 Dad Talk
24:29 Therapy Time with Mark
27:43 Time Keeps on Tickin'
29:15 Wetting the Bed
31:50 OnlyFans
33:49 Garbage Collectors don't get paid enough
35:10 NY vs. LA
36:38 Greer Barnes
39:00 Its Hot in Here
41:44 Mark Burp 1
42:00 I don't like sand. It's all coarse, and rough, and irritating. And it gets everywhere.
45:45 Booze is Needed
50:19 Mark Burp 2
51:14 Sheath Underwear Promo Code "DRUNK" 20% off
55:49 Mark Rec - Read a Page a Day (Maybe Repeat)
57:20 Mark Rec 2 - Robinhood
58:15 Mark Burp 3
58:48 Mark Peeve - Obligation "How Are You?"
1:02:26 Sam Peeve - Finding Seats on Plane
1:03:30 - Sam Peeve 2 - Music without Headphones
1:10:00 Video Games and Whats Next?
1:13:11 Nobody Respects a Night Schedule
1:17:18 Hair Talk
1:20:33 Sam's Bit
1:25:25 Mark's Bit
1:32:42 Plug Dates
Patreon.com/wemightbedrunkpod
www.sammorril.com/
marknormandcomedy.com/

[@zachary1741]

I’m just here for the Dangerfield impression and the 24th thing Sam is going to add to his top 5.

[@lizblakey828]

just got here ... I'm waiting for Sam to say "there's something about ... "

[@capealio]

Is it just me or does Mark always tell Sam something along the lines of "hey, that could be a bit". Part of me thinks this podcast is just so Sam can get another comedians input on his new material. Edit: i joke

[@pomimimin]

Sam and Mark's Top 25 Best Top 5 Comedy Clubs

[@lessonlearned6782]

It's happening just as I said it would...the healing phase of being "scared to death" is pneumonia, aka "flu". So as people are released from the solitary confinement of their homes (because of media and government lies based on the fraudulent Germ Theory), and people begin to get happy and feel less stressed, the result will be the healing phase....of pneumonia, flu, colds, general sickness. You can also see the light sensitivity, appendicitis in some, numerous tooth problems and gum swelling, laryngitis, etc. The fear campaign has caused ALL the illnesses, not a Boogey Virus. Every disease is based on the Germ Theory, which was the theory of ONE man over 100 years ago. It was never proven to be 100% valid, and has not even been QUESTIONED again. Why? In order for a theory to be valid, it must be reproduceable in each and every person 100% of the time. Every single person exposed to a "virus" MUST get sick from it 100% of the time, over and over again. It's how you PROVE a theory is valid. This was never done. Scientists used to think witches and witchcraft were valid!! Educated people?? hahaha!! If you cannot "catch" cancer, arthritis or diabetes from another person, then you cannot "catch" a cold or flu. There is no such thing that only SOME diseases are communicable, but not all. It's either all or none of them...they are all based on the same Germ Theory. If you can't "catch" someone's lung cancer, you can't "catch" their colds or flu. Upsetting and distressing events in a person's life is what causes ALL cancer and cancer-equivalent disease, cold, flu, pneumonia, bronchitis, etc. A massive fear campaign will CAUSE people to be "worried sick", but sickness doesn't happen until people resolve their fears. Why do you think kids get sick in October? Because their fear of going back to school and being upset about it finally dissolves, and they get back into their routines. What the media and government is doing to people is criminal. So of course, when everyone is allowed to escape the hostage situation the governments have put their people into, and they start relaxing about the "scary virus" that's not in any way transmissible, they will begin their healing phase (get sick), and the corrupt governments will call it a different “scary” word, a different Boogey Man coming to get you.....repeat the same mistakes that never worked from the beginning, re-institute the same restrictions that only made people more traumatized, and more panic will ensue as well as martial law, a removal of all your rights, and you let it happen. The longer people allow this government to hold them hostage in their homes, the more severe the "sickness" will be. Western Medicine is pure fraud, and people's lives are destroyed because of it. Welcome to your North Korea.

[@getfunnyordiebombing]

I haven’t laughed This hard at a comment in years

[@budlybeerburgler8083]

Sam looks like a father and a son at the same time.

[@Atomb]

hahaha...i can see it.

[@edwardhicklin9223]

and an uncle

[@PolishGypski]

He's a buzz kill like a father and annoying like a son. I think he like to hear his own voice. He starts talking when there is empty space by saying ah yeah umm yeah.

[@RoyoSker]

24:05 “You hate confrontation” Mark: “Yea, I do”

[@arcsyndicate]

If the camera was a little more to the right the podcast could be named "We might be seeing Sam's balls"

[@WeMightBeDrunkPod]

That is what the Patreon is for.

[@jennybrooks5887]

@@WeMightBeDrunkPod well.. looks like I'm joining the Patreon now 🤷

[@vincentrodriguez4557]

Ha! I was glued to my ty seat & waiting “ must see Tv!🍒🤷🏻‍♂️😝😁

[@user-rb8cr1zl4n_]

dude...just enjoy it xxx

[@Crozzer86]

I was 26mins in before I realised I watched this ep already, the joy of two drunk guys repeating themselves now and again!

[@NitemareAfterKrismas]

I do that all the time. I tend to listen to these guys at work. Never disappoints. Regardless of repetition.

[@brianwhippmusic]

Ah Mark is back on his side. I’m a happy boy.

[@randellino]

Dowhatnow?

[@dbrey2635]

I think they mirrored it read marks shirt it's backwards. Also his shoes

[@dicksuckley8102]

@@randellino last ep mark was sitting in sams seat and it was weird

[@lizblakey828]

yeah all is right in the world

[@fisty539]

@@lizblakey828 NO IT ISN'T THEY LIED TO US IT'S MIRRORED IT'S ALL A BIG CONSPIRAC-

[@DawnWillDoIt]

Sam seems like he’s one of Dave Attell’s long lost sons from a one nighter after a road gig in the late 80’s.

[@ninacuntowiczaka2415]

Nice 👍🏻

[@MalloriDan]

Yeeeesss

[@richiepurcell7893]

That must've been one tall lady

[@capealio]

Yeah Dave hooked up with a lady who was was way taller

[@capealio]

@@richiepurcell7893 same thoughts lol

[@wrenlinwhitelight3007]

I'm not paid to say this, just a fellow alcoholic. This show's Patreon content is worth it. Mark and Sam get wasted.

[@Toki52]

Give us an impression, just a taste.

[@Trolltastically]

Thanks for sharing about your family Mark. It’s really hard when things are dysfunctional and few people talk about the difficulty of parent relationships

[@Microtonal_Cats]

This pod should be called "Weekly Reminders of How Cool Salacuse Is."

[@capealio]

Syracuse?

[@aster2200]

@@capealio you must be new here fatty

[@sandiasurfers3174]

At first I thought it was like Kramer's always talking about Bob Sacamano 😭 he is a real dude though @salacuse

[@zaclikescauliflower2877]

@@sandiasurfers3174 I'm still confused about who he is/ what role he plays in their lives, but I also got a strong Sakamano vibe from the way they just reference him all the damn time as though he's someone we should know from the stand-up world

[@lizblakey828]

he's so cool @salacuse

[@bwa_8]

Super episode, comme d'habitude 👌

[@OptimusRon23]

I’d like to roam those hills 😂

[@treylyde999]

Love this podcast!

[@WeMightBeDrunkPod]

We love you too.

[@kforkunt2760]

Love the podcast! Thanks

[@Dave-o-55]

Sam buys his drinks for the pod and when its Marks turn he brings stuff he's gotten for free 🤣🤣

[@djlansing2724]

*Well yea...* *More fame= more free stuff* Sam would bring more free stuff if he had free stuff to bring

[@Dave-o-55]

Excellent theory there Einstein. You're a modern day philosopher

[@djlansing2724]

@@Dave-o-55 LOL you're dull. Btw lovve Ur Einsteinian comment. What other obvious facts do you want to point out & call "theories"..?!? *We could go back and forth alllll day*

[@Dave-o-55]

@@djlansing2724 you seem fun

[@djlansing2724]

@@Dave-o-55 well yea. have you seen my dong?

[@jakuthesimian]

Always watchin when tipsy on Sunday. Perfect placement on the ol timeline

[@casey4956]

Sunday nights hit different with these pods.

[@windingcirclelifesch]

Easily one of the best pods out there. Best wishes from Australia👍

[@WeMightBeDrunkPod]

Thanks!

[@PatPrika42]

The fight the kids off scenario is just that scene from Step Brothers

[@Fabian080690]

The outro with them still talking off mic was great. I meant Sally uber alles back there Cuse', keep it up!

[@GymAndSun]

Seeing my name at the end would be more than canceled out by having to listen to that song again. 😆 [Another great ep queefs]

[@arcsyndicate]

The number of chapters shows how A.D.D. this podcast is.

[@WeMightBeDrunkPod]

It wears my fingers to the bone writing it out!

[@brendanwoodley7567]

Comedy!

[@capealio]

@@WeMightBeDrunkPod third person references are strange

[@WeMightBeDrunkPod]

@@capealio fixed

[@capealio]

@@WeMightBeDrunkPod lol 😆

[@eduardobarbosa9413]

Loved the bit about the nephew and the grandpa being the same 😂😂😂😂😂 And Sam: "You could dodge Vietnam but you can't dodge school" 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@dustymiller7120]

Great pod!

[@miamiheat21]

You guys are amazing

[@WeMightBeDrunkPod]

Oh you

[@SkaegSkater]

Can we get a mic for the behind the scenes guy? Would love to hear when he chimes in.

[@ShawnHaning]

Dude, Sam's right about Rick & Morty. It's awesome. You're gonna love it Mark

[@felixontheinternet4784]

Hahahahahaha that peeve has definitely been done before, sometime in the last 5-10 eps. Love you guys though bahaha

[@phoenixdorr831]

He just did the redo rec too haha. It’s funny though it’s pretty inevitable how much they talk and drink. Everyone does it too

[@zacharymay1681]

Easily one of the funniest pods 🔥

[@fisty539]

lol sam looks like a dominoes delivery guy

[@KhaosComplex]

Just got off work to this fuck yeah! 2 of the best in the game son

[@dicksuckley8102]

Favorite part of my Sunday 🍻

[@davidgraham1827]

Here we go, Loving it.

[@rwalsh575]

sideways is amazing. great pod boyz

[@vstvk]

Sam starts cussing when he's getting drunk and I love it 🤣🤣, I've noticed this a lot, and I'm saying it now .

[@SuperTrooper]

Love the podcast and shout out to your editor 👍

[@WeMightBeDrunkPod]

[@KhaosComplex]

Watching 2 drunk murderers bounce bits off of each other is more than we deserve 🤣

[@michaelhallen2808]

The new set looks cool.

[@imalearnsya]

Good name for wine or rye, rain water or mud puddle

[@richbanks911]

Sam dropping the bottle opener on the floor sums up his personality perfectly

[@Surv1ve_Thrive]

@4:15 🤗

[@luisc2975]

Awesome show in Houston Mark!!

[@bo5965]

I am so happy to hear that Sam is back with Taylor ☺️ makes me feel so happy.

[@adamgardener8624]

Theme song gets me everytime. Break em out BOYS! Love it !

[@lizblakey828]

omg, I love the NYers talking about what to do at the beach (versus bar), 44:20, this is my FAV podcast !!! (I live in LA)

[@fisty539]

There should be a drinking game here, I think "That could be something", "Ahhhhhhh!!!", "I thought we were doing (xyz)", "What's up with all the (xyz)", "I wasn't diddled", "this is gold", "there's something about..." * of course the classics "give it a goog"!" **and "here's the clinker" should be included. But that -might- will kill people. Maybe a bingo square where you just get a line or diag? Not sure, might still die edit: so theres 9 there, I'm gonna make a bingo square then (is there a WMBD subreddit?) post it on a google docs on something. Or maybe send it in anyone know the email?

[@antoniodalmas6603]

"here's the clinker"

[@daltonlunn1653]

I'd just add it to Mark's subreddit

[@jafb67]

Vancouver! We’ll be there!

[@hydrochloricalex4389]

I'd kill for a link or label of the drinks yall have on the pod! I haven't been able to find an orange wine yet, but I aint giving up

[@randomdude189]

Lol that part with the dateline and pad Thai reminded me i just watched Africa addio which is a hard thing to watch and stopped midway though to go get food...

[@amarycandream9475]

😂 I just watched you talk about the Seinfeld progression on Are You Garbage.

[@dillonlist4800]

Marks peeve is a repeat as well lol

[@roddydonn2328]

when mark throws on the shades at the end... what a badass

[@gold.michael]

Keep it up guys!! Comedy!

[@doc_holliday_1851]

“Cool hand luke” hahaha what a reference!

[@kjnewell7243]

Sam’s knee to ankle length are legendary.

[@BigDaddy-vk6rv]

1:58 and 2:10 just a perfect play! 3:30 Make it happen! I'll play it! 14:05 I had soo many thoughts on what you were gonna say but that spin was something I wasn't ready for and I love it! 32:34 a world without Sam and Mark?! What kinda world would I be living in??!! 41:45 the jonesing continued!

[@davidperez5089]

I was starting to wonder about this pod!

[@cresc3ndo475]

Almost 9 thousand subs! Time to change the title ya drunks

[@WardWyatt]

I was exhausted last night and paused it half-way in so I have to pour half a drink this morning to finish it you sonsaguns! 🥃

[@WardWyatt]

I’m kidding I’ll pour a full drink

[@HillbillyOcean]

Great bit, Normand.

[@michaelhallen2808]

Gotta get some throwback beverages in there. Mad Dog 20/20, Goldschlager, Boone's Farm, Icehouse...

[@vincentrodriguez4557]

Icehouse!😝… Bud Dry… Thunderbird! 😆😆

[@BigElectricCat]

Woah it’s episode 33 and I’m watching it 33 minutes after it’s realeased, very syncy

[@brendanwoodley7567]

Wow its almost like it was meant to anal

[@tolanik9]

Must be Q anon

[@mattizzo6071]

I've definitely heard Mark mention asking someone to record his parents talking about him on another pod, maybe tuesdays with stories.

[@skullcrackers187]

Me too

[@sk8legendz]

just got introduced to cherry lemonade, brandy, disarrono, and grand marnier yesterday. 12/10 would reccomend

[@colleenann772]

We gotta change the filter….😂 That line was funny af

[@tomfitzpatrick3656]

Wings was a great ref. Haven’t thought about that show in years.

[@mavbush3156]

Sam me and my girl saw you last night at the cellar..amazing set man thank you

[@vincentrodriguez4557]

FUCK YEAH! Didn’t realize this was coming out tonite ! Made my night/Sunday 🍻🥂🧊🥃🍹❤️❤️

[@jeffjive]

it comes out every sunday ya qweef

[@vincentrodriguez4557]

@@jeffjive I’m a big dummy! I didn’t realize lol! 😆😆

[@vincenttristani7541]

It was much harder to obtain Clean drinking water in the old days

[@jeffjive]

at first I thought Mark got a shirt that was the backwards version of that one he always wears but I think its just mirrored, I'm drunk

[@WeMightBeDrunkPod]

You got it!

[@jeffjive]

@@WeMightBeDrunkPod Haha thanks fatty

[@jeffjive]

Almost thought Mark was wearing Starter shoes, but then realized its New Balance...

[@Bloodyknukelzz]

Mark not only repeated his Req but also his peeve 🤣🤣 love these guys

[@Dave-o-55]

Noticed that too but honestly he could repeat the stuff again and again I'd still keep coming back for more

[@Fundraiser039]

Lol this what happens when every episode is freestyled and not structured. 😂 😂... I don't have a problem with it tho.

[@Lil5pic]

He’s like my alcoholic uncle except less touchy

[@Bloodyknukelzz]

@@Dave-o-55 facts love that guy

[@Bloodyknukelzz]

@@Fundraiser039 agreed hilarious

[@dramares]

It's the 'We're Drunk Show' with Mark & Sam!... GET SICK!

[@darkarts3395]

Sam's comment about night workers is one of the truest statments made on this podcast.

[@wherrera]

Love what you queefs are putting out! Keep it up! Congrats Mark, glad she said yes. Praise Allah!

[@jamieredden8124]

Barely a minute in and I’m learning what the little moon on my phone does too

[@trkddy]

Greg the cat needs to make an appearance , give him some catnip

[@WeMightBeDrunkPod]

New studio is just going to be full of cats!

[@fisty539]

I just love how joe gets so anxious about the cat lol, I'm not like laughing at his anxiety it's just like it's a cat joe, chill

[@greatscott175]

I like that the numbers actually back up that Greg brings the views By all accounts he's this whole friend group's biggest draw

[@trkddy]

@@fisty539 Joe is only scared of the Maine Coons 😆

[@calebof300]

My favorite "bit" is Mark Normand forgetting he already said something in earlier podcast. Much love to Mark of course!

[@LizardKing1324]

Stay drinkable ya cooks!

[@zeinnh]

The greatest opening in history: so how many kids you think you can take down ? 😂

[@Patrick-jj5nh]

'We Might Be Drunk' is Another Round (2021) in slowmotion starring comedians.

[@jerrilehane7815]

Wow,didn't I tell you guys this yet? I used to take care of old vets and got them Piss Bottles from Drug Store so they could piss in the bottle,not fall getting to bathroom & wrecking their sleep.The IDEA is,no BRIGHT LIGHTS,NO LEAVING the bed so you fall right back to sleep.A hall light or dim nite-lite preferred.Any Wide mouthed bottle will do with a lid or cap/empty daily.Best bet 1 gallon plastic clear w/lid index finger wide/no spill/heavy duty.Sysco foods heavy duty the Stretch-LIMO of PISS bottles.

[@PictureBoxPuppy]

Are the mics cutting out a lot or do I have a bad signal?

[@jonsnow5518]

i thought they were muting the word shit during the lube talk, but then another shit came and was unmuted

[@nickgarcia610]

Alright let's bust out some shots

[@nagilum]

Alexander Payne, Quentin Tarantino, Paul Thomas Anderson, three of the best current North American Film directors hands down!

[@MikeP2055]

Lots'a fun folks having a good time in the comments tonight. GREAT JOB, US!!

[@crazyfunawesome]

'i got a crazy bladder.' -Mark Normand

[@reallyharsh]

lol, i don't know anyone born in the 80s who would describe their generation as the "the tiktok generation" like sam did

[@ThizzyWailer]

Like how Mark's hand is going down and Sam's is going up at the intro

[@septimiusslivka4457]

Shout out for the night crew!

[@alexoneill301]

Sam got them George Clooney in ‘Out of Sight’ days vibes

[@brendanwoodley7567]

We might be drunk We Might Be Drunk Ohhhh as long as we are hanging out You Know We Might Be Drunnnnnk

[@ninacuntowiczaka2415]

These Weirdos Are Trouble

[@covidkiller420]

I catch myself singing this every Monday

[@paul3030]

My 4 year old loves garbage trucks -love the little bit about garbage men haha

[@salvatoregeraci6000]

Tremendous

[@MrGastinell]

Do not disturb is the way to go 🍻

[@closetotheedge91]

I had a buddy that would get so hammered that he would re-tell the same story multiple times within the same night even...Then of course we would all jokingly just finish his own stories because we knew them better than he did.

[@Patrick-jj5nh]

21:40 this is future content proofing from Mark haha. this way he can mine the nuggets from his youth for decades. No jokes I have done the same for people professionally, but mostly when there was an illness involved ie alzheimers or dementia.

[@vincenttristani7541]

I am def drunk, Thanks guys

[@PolishGypski]

If Sam had any balls we would have definitely have seen them wearing those Arnold Palmer bangers. They look like Marks childhood bedtime shorts. That used to be hwhite.

[@PolishGypski]

Sam spitting his knowledge of lubricants . Because you know you need to stay away from them chemical filled lubes, lol, wtf.

[@metalfreakneo2411]

42:19: I don't know about the vibe and stuff but beaches give me anxiety because I'm always worried about how the sand will get inside through all of the open AND CLOSED orifices and might mess up the internal systems. From sinusitis to genital infections - yeah, every time I sit on a beach that dang thing haunts me. And if somehow I can block it out during the stay, the moment I get inside the hotel room, IT HITS! *barf* *barf*

[@mxxico]

I might be rolling a blunt

[@WeMightBeDrunkPod]

Spin off?

[@mxxico]

@@WeMightBeDrunkPod how bout a crossover blunt x wine combo

[@WeMightBeDrunkPod]

@@mxxico That sounds dangerous, but experimenting is always fun.

[@mxxico]

@@WeMightBeDrunkPod a experiment I wouldn’t mind being part of sign me up !