Ep 171: Ari Shaffir & Dan St. Germain - Life Of The Paddy!

[@WeMightBeDrunkPod]

Dan St. Germain has a new special out now: "Dance Fatty Dance" kzbin.info/www/bejne/gojEl62PbK14iNU Ari is taping a special APRIL 26 & 27 - WASHINGTON, DC Tickets ON SALE NOW! at AriShaffir.com Sam Morril: www.sammorril.com/ Mark Normand: marknormandcomedy.com/ Shop: www.wemightbedrunkpod.com Patreon: www.patreon.com/wemightbedrun... Bodega Cat: www.bodegacatspirits.com

[@PolishGypski]

If you are a liberal lefty who supports the ignorance we call woke. Then go support Dan St. Germain. Because that is what he stands for. Traveling with Michael Moore how much more evidence do you need.DO NOT SUPPORT THESE PEOPLE!

[@wakenow1]

​@@PolishGypskimoore has been involved in a lot of psyops

[@ajay.gillig]

*Dan Soder

[@LiveForFreedom777]

Never heard of this guy other than you guys mentioning him in a couple stories but this shit is hilarious.

[@LiveForFreedom777]

@@PolishGypskithey’re in nyc, it comes with the territory

[@TheGrowFromYourHeartPodcast]

Normand looks like Quagmire in that shirt.

[@BojanMilic84]

Giggity giggity!

[@YetiVlogs]

Winnie staring up at Sam for a good 10 mins straight wondering why the treats stopped is so adorable.

[@WeMightBeDrunkPod]

She deserves all the treats

[@VFL0519]

Subscribe for treats

[@jodijoy8906]

♥️💯% L😇VE WINNIE ♥️

[@jmeblue]

She really just wants her anal glands expressed. Pug life

[@mike4721]

One of the best pods consistently cozy warm n fun, right at the end of the week/beginning of the week to give that good feeling 🔥❤️

[@WeMightBeDrunkPod]

Glad you enjoy it!

[@j0sh707]

Recently sober Dan on we might be drunk, what could go wrong 😂

[@wakenow1]

He's drinking a N/A heinie

[@jb7720]

​@@wakenow1and drinking them like he would regular ones lol I feel him , It's why I just choose nothing nA is such a tease 😂

[@wakenow1]

​@@jb7720it works for some people. I wouldn't even waste the money personally. I always have herb on deck so I don't stress about booze lol.

[@collieee2957]

@@jb7720n/a beer does have some alcohol though too so he’s really chasing it lol.. it has 0.05 😂

[@campmastatv]

Yeah that would be rough. I feel for DSG, that shit ain’t easy.

[@given0fox968]

Holy shit, we all owe Dan support for his special just for white knuckle pounding NA beers like he’s doing a Shane Gillis impression 👍👊🇺🇸🤘

[@brennengreene4553]

Just saw mark in Charleston WV, did the meet and greet and he called me fatty and complimented my arms. 10/10 will see again. COMEDY!

[@R.J.MacReady1982]

Happy St. Patrick's Day. Cheers

[@pr3st0nx]

Bold Move going on the 'we might be drunk' podcast on St Paddys day, with fuckin Ari Shaffir, Mark Normand and Sam Moril fresh Outta rehab 😅😅😅 did you run this by your sponsor??? Lol I genuinely wish you all the best Dan!!!

[@kennethrudibaugh]

Sunday evenings are for Mark and Sam

[@halloweenhead23]

Mark is my favorite living comedian. Quickest wit in the west!

[@ronjaycock]

Watching this thinking...Dan isn't gonna make it through the show before he relapses.

[@andredettimusic]

He was going through it when they brought in the Irish whiskey haha

[@korbindallas4552]

You didn't see him taking sips from Normand's beer?

[@Columbian.sand.blasted.nostril]

He 100 percent has more rehab trips left in him. The first 10 minutes were filled with red flags. I got so uncomfortable for him I haven’t finished watching 😂.

[@shawnweber8524]

​@korbindallas4552 wait was he actually taking sips of marks beer? Do you have a time stamp for any of them?

[@believeinmatter]

@@korbindallas4552 He says multiple times throughout this episode that he’s on Antabuse, which is a medication that makes you feel sick if you drink. He didn’t sip Mark’s beer.

[@missalbania9260]

I really love how Winnie has become a staple on the pod!

[@timpeterson420]

Love this podcast! 3 yrs sober here in NOLA! Love living here… sober! Great comedy podcast 😂

[@Nobodyspecial5150]

Just drove 26 hours gonna fall asleep in the back of my truck I really needed this

[@PeePeeMilk]

Why?

[@guybrushtwood]

@@PeePeeMilkhaving a good comedy pod to listen to while trying to snooze, is the greatest feeling in the world. That’s why

[@neuvisean1739]

You might be drunk

[@PeePeeMilk]

@@guybrushtwood I meant why such a long drive lmao

[@EclecticWizard6]

Been there, sleep well sweet drunk!

[@zanderman2009]

loved when ari said the edinburgh festival in england from new york in canada. got flashbacks from working at edinburgh castle when americans asked what time the 1 oclock cannon went off on multiple occasions

[@ieuanpotts9303]

Marks Guinness pour was criminal😂

[@littlemac844]

7:57 My rehab lied to me. Said there would be a chef with gourmet food. It ended up being the janitor microwaving TV dinners... not a joke.

[@WKRP187]

And the second you hit the max your insurance will pay for rehab you're magically🪄 healed and they kick you out within the hour. PS I think my Dad being gay gave me my issues!! 13:16 14:30

[@clevermissfox]

​@@WKRP187hospitals too. It's fucked.

[@zacharylala5566]

That’s actually a pretty funny bit

[@clarencethomas01]

This happened to me too except it was boiled oscar meyer hotdogs and a bag of lays chips. I'm pretty sure jail has better food than that place

[@Columbian.sand.blasted.nostril]

We actually had a pretty decent chef in one rehab. The other ones were all boiled bags of food 🤣

[@clevermissfox]

I love that winnie has a bag with her treats and accessories. 😂 and how sweet and protective sam is with her.

[@Kzds4909]

The lyrics to shake it out are absolutely amazing. Love that song.

[@nicconapoli4730]

Oh the excitement I felt while pregamin’ for St paddy’s and I see this pop up. Cheers boys 🍻

[@LeoSilva-dh2mf]

Those NA’s looked like they were hittin 🤣

[@murderXnumbers]

A lot of comedy podcasts but this one is my absolute favorite. Happy SP day!

[@clarencethomas01]

This is literally my favorite podcast ever. Sam, Mark, Peters, and salacuse you guys are the best, much thanks 🙏🏻❤️

[@jujubean1185]

"Scoop" Shaffir with the 'Orson Swells' line 😂🤣💀

[@steveblais3583]

The riffing and banter on this episode is next level. Amazing!

[@fukuuu]

Another great podcast and definitely watch Dan's special! Also love how recent WMBD is. It feels more like a hang instead of those two weeks ago pods.

[@dadsack1]

This is the best comedy podcast out

[@MindOverMatter36]

After Tuesdays with stories

[@brantleyhester6641]

​@@MindOverMatter36I was going to say the same thing! My father's gay

[@WeMightBeDrunkPod]

But Tuesday comes after Sunday and we release on Sunday, so math means we win. (Love TWS)

[@brantleyhester6641]

@@WeMightBeDrunkPod It would be weird if you didn't

[@MindOverMatter36]

@@WeMightBeDrunkPod 😂

[@dylgibson]

I've been a Dan St. Germain fan for years. Fantastic pod episode, as always.

[@jjimenezjj]

Sam could dress up as Elliot Gould's character in Silent Partner for Halloween, I had to do a double take 👀

[@WeMightBeDrunkPod]

I’m going to write this down for next Halloween

[@paulkossak7761]

How did Ari get time off from the IDF to do the pod?

[@wakenow1]

Hahahajahah😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@RedBernie]

Stay strong Dan, you’re hilarious and we want you around for awhile 🤘

[@tskeets84]

Just got my tickets to Ari's special taping in DC can't fickin wait!!!

[@jasongotviews_5846]

Dan is slamming those non alcoholic beers

[@andresmendozaondatube]

god bless for the chapters

[@The_Fat_Turtle]

I stopped and went to go watch Dan's special and he killed it.

[@davidperez5089]

Mark's shoulder grab at- 1:09:00 was so unnaturally awkward!😂

[@Badbhoy001]

saying you might be drunk is adorable ..us in scotland, when we swally, ther is no maybe

[@nomasnomore808]

IPA came about because there was a brewery near the east Indian trading Co that made a slightly hoppier and slightly more alcoholic version of the pale ale. It went on the ships to India purley based on proximity to the trading Co. But it's crisper hop and more alcohol made it more plaitable than Porter in the hot humid Indian weather. Also im suuuuper fun at parties

[@bagadonuts78]

I'm sorry for this one...."when does this come out?" Ohh IDK we're dressed up like effin leprechauns!!! 4th of July???

[@Renapatel17]

Forensic Files, season 6, episode 18 "Bad Blood". First time I caught a forensic files marathon and that episode was on...so incredibly messed up and I couldn't go back to the show. The twist was WILD

[@rywolf]

Love this chill pod, with the BOYS!

[@scottrussell4942]

Ari.... you are the fucking man! Your journey is amicable. So much respect for how you have continued to be so fucking funny but also do everything you want! Soul goals

[@jasonhutchins9239]

Dan is wildly funny. Cant wait for this

[@robertedwards9861]

them making fun of a pic of dan where hes skinnier but them making fat jokes is crazy lol

[@AxeMan808]

I just recently saw "The Long Goodbye" for the first time. That's Elliot Gould as a noir private eye in 70s Cali (San Fran? LA?). I liked the Hemingway type dude!

[@josephflores24]

Thanks for the pod ya queefs! ❤ From Big Bear

[@For_The_Watch]

Saw mark in Charleston last night, great show brother

[@rjrulz327]

I went to L ron Hubbard rehab. Narcanan . Might be spelling that wrong it’s not narcan idk if that was even around when I attended. We had to stare at each other for two hours with eye contact and not even itch your nose or smirk whatsoever or you failed and had to start your two hours over. That rehab was wild we were in Warner springs CA. Middle of nowhere in the desert! I remover we were joking about running away and a counselor said go ahead Mexico is 2 hours that way, as he points to the rolling hills…. lol that place kept me sober for 9 years and 3 days strictly because I was terrified to go back.

[@shainedupuis2649]

Couldn't you have gone to a non-cult related rehab? Lol L Ron Hubbard anything should be a huge red flag and avoided at all costs lol

[@WKRP187]

​@@shainedupuis2649 Haha.. Was gonna ask him if The Heavens Gate Compound was the only rehab with open beds in California or what??

[@rjrulz327]

@@shainedupuis2649if I would have known I never would have agreed! It definitely wasn’t something they advertise. When his face is on all of the books it’s kinda hard to hide!

[@rjrulz327]

@@shainedupuis2649 I actually ended up there because nobody else wanted to take me because I was weaning off boat loads of benzos and booze. I have never felt closer to death that’s for sure.

[@rjrulz327]

@@nicklattimorecomedy5497 at 50g a person could only imagine. They did take us to a really nice doctor before we got to main facility that was super nice and they gave us Iv drips and all the good stuff. Then we got up to the main camp bum fuck nowhere pool was not full straight out of the movie fat camp.

[@dellila9301]

😂😂😂😂😂 Mark is on fire!

[@feihung87]

2nd Sam's recc of Silent Partner. Watched it due to Action Boyz. Very cool gem.

[@farmboyz2088]

Normand and Ari killer combination love it when they do pods together

[@matt2993]

THE SILENT PARTNER IS AMAZING. SAM, MAKE SURE YOU WATCH THE LONG GOODBYE, ITS SIMILAR BUT EVEN BETTER

[@Doomsense]

Dan was in rehab four months ago? Thats wild. Sam definitely could use a rehab stay.

[@ajones5683]

Dan looks great

[@jesseluis6224]

Dans laugh is the exact same as Ricky from I love Lucy 😂

[@PutbackGeneral]

Sam I think you might be next on the list to see, already saw Mark now I gotta catch yours and a live pod would be dope

[@johnmikemusic9291]

This gotta be one of the best eps

[@everybodyhigh]

Stuck at work, Started singing the outro and a happy tear came to my eye lol love you guys!

[@emilylowrance7930]

the song is so good!

[@jordanwillett6680]

I love that song!

[@surferrosa7285]

3:48 Why did I instantly get the impression he was about to say "Dog Days Are Over" and changed his mind at the last second?

[@Wwasassa]

All Hail the Bodega boys! 🙌

[@kylesells8579]

Poor guy, he wants to drink so bad

[@IronBuddha80]

Mark tries a NA beer and says it's delicious. Then immediately pours it out and goes for the Guinness 😂

[@BenzoMerranzan]

"pina coladas is a weird thing to kill you" nearly killed me 😂 uhhh my heart

[@6thouz]

Dan is fantastic on Stavvy’s pod. Haven’t finished watching this one yet but if you like Dan check him out there too.

[@Brrrax21]

I think im going to watch some Sinbad stand up after. I loved that dude. First Kid and the jawn with Phil Hartman. Great comedic acting.

[@roncinephile]

6:32 The movie recommendations on this show always demonstrate good taste. The drunks got good movie nerd cred. Silent Partner also kinds reminds me of Quick Change (1990) Bill Murray's only directorial credit.

[@juanguano]

Let’s effin go! Happy st pattys day folks

[@ChrisBowmanArt]

I saw the first dune. Then I saw it on Ketamine and was like ohhh this is how u watch it. Like ohh this is how it’s meant to be watched. I was very captivated by the themes, resonated w them, convinced it was a religious story of our times.

[@PlusMoney_MMA]

Any time I hear of these guys were in Nola just partying and gambling, I just imagine a rough time at the roulette table and then some of my favorite comics walk in plastered just having a blast 😂

[@emilylowrance7930]

Asheville North Carolina here!

[@patarmitage2250]

I can never get over how quick Norm is.

[@annabethsmith-kingsley2079]

looked like they were trying to kill that ancient canine with those treats

[@chellie7887]

Love you guys ❤❤❤❤❤❤hope you are better Sam❤ love you winnie ❤❤❤❤❤❤

[@stevensbombsable]

Great show 👏

[@gk88knox]

I 💯 percent agree with Ari that paddy is the best whiskey

[@The.Adam.D]

Remember using Certo to try and pass a piss test? 😂😂

[@blockchainprofessor.x]

We Might Be Irish!

[@alexanderdelbert6529]

Another Great Ep Fellas

[@D.Boon1]

1:14:51 poor Dan takes a look at Ari pouring a glass of whiskey with such yearning then sips his NA beer and looks down in disappointment

[@guybrushtwood]

Christoper Plummer looks like how I imagine Sam’s bio Dad.

[@stevenkoudanis5238]

Drinkng a NA beer is like blowing your dad and telling everyone it was an uncle

[@BazookaTooth707]

@25:48 Sam's joke was perfect lol

[@jellojoe00]

That dude's gonna relapse. Already trying NA beer lol

[@Badbhoy001]

lads sounded like they really enjoyed this 1 :)

[@redrobotmonkey]

THis is a good line up. We need another ep of my dumb friends Dan.

[@davidturner9266]

What's a day like in rehab❓ don't wreck the ending for these guys🍻 cheers

[@WKRP187]

Spoiler Alert!

[@DannyDeVitois79]

You need a nitrogen tap to pour a proper glass of Guinness…..

[@theunderwatercabbagesalesman]

No you don't.. Amateur 🤦🏼‍♂️

[@DannyDeVitois79]

@@theunderwatercabbagesalesman……. I worked at the place that won best glass of Guinness in the world, 5 years in a row……. And they had a nitrogen co2 mixed tap,,, you can suck it Edit: drunk Irish shit-talking amateur

[@DannyDeVitois79]

@@theunderwatercabbagesalesman……. Typical blow hard….. I worked at the place that held the title for best glass of Guinness in the WORLD 5 years in a row,,,, and they had a co2 nitrogen mixed tap……. You probably drink out of a leather boot, paddy

[@DannyDeVitois79]

⁠@@theunderwatercabbagesalesman……. Typical…… you probably drink out of an old leather boot paddy….. I worked for the place who held the title for best glass of Guinness in the WORLD 5 years in a row….. and they had a co2 nitrogen combination tap……. But yeah,,, I’m the amateur 🤨

[@ChiefRightHand]

You need... to stop being so gaaay😎

[@racheller8753]

I want to hear more on the story of why Michael Moore doesn't think OJ is guilty!!!

[@notruthinyourlies]

Watching Ari stroke his ball hair and then sniff his fingers in the ad read was something else, I'll tell ya what.

[@NegativeSteve]

The look in Dans eyes when that whisky arrived...

[@odin8010]

Great Guinness pour Mark!!

[@Blackoutbob81]

Doughy Doughy Egyptian 😂😂😂

[@isaac.secret]

Hurricane Sandy: watered down manhattan

[@chasefrost1401]

PBR is one the best bad cheap beers. A pitcher for 7 bucks. It does the job well, a few well drinks then a pitcher is a party, unless you have to share.

[@trustmedonttrustme1881]

Dan, with the triple sip! Wait... is it real? Did the alcohol seep in? No, no, it's NA still. Lol

[@shainedupuis2649]

I pulled data cable at the psychiatric hospital where 'Girl, Interrupted' was filmed lol McLean Hospital in Massachusetts And those dark, dank underground tunnels that connect the buildings are creepy as f*ck😂

[@pauljoseph8338]

…and by “pulling cable” in the “dark tunnels” at a girls psychiatric hospital…we know what you did…

[@shainedupuis2649]

@@pauljoseph8338 🤣good one Pauly-Joe lol it's not just a girls psychiatric hospital though. There was dudes there too😉

[@NeighborGatsy]

Just watched Dance fatty dance. Funny stuff!

[@DrewKane]

Love Ari's KeMonito socks! KeMonito is a Mexican midget luchador (pro wrestler) who works for CMLL. He's about 2 feet tall, and extremely entertaining. Look him up! Cool socks, Ari!

[@TheCoyote25]

Keep this Protect our Farts thing going, very cool

[@jodijoy8906]

💛🖤💛 WINNIE 💛🖤💛