White Stag Education is Terrifying & Hilarious

[@samsams2258]

"I smoked too much weed, read too much McCarthy and watched too much Wendigoon and now I believe in God again" that is one hell od a mood.

[@wontonschannel]

straight out of dracula flow

[@AviendhaR]

I'm an atheist normally but when I turn on a windi video I'm romen catholic

[@justinbennett9998]

As a recovering Satanist I can completely identify with that sentiment.

[@MeanBeanComedy]

​@@justinbennett9998I'm glad you made it out, brother. 😁👍🏻 God's even gladder, though. 😉👍🏻

[@BxBxProductions]

kekd hard

[@mudnarchist]

When ranger Craig tells me about false trails, I sit my white ass down and listen.

[@Creeperocket]

Amen

[@p-__]

My farts are better than Wendigoon's farts

[@TheHippyProductions]

when rangers speak you listen period honestly. theyre right up there with folks that work with elderly, suicide hotline/911 dispatch operators, and folks that work with special needs kids in sainthood in my eyes. you need veterinary education AND all the other higher education on top of that to be a ranger, and they only make $60k a year for all of that qualifications. you gotta really want to do it, and I applaud the hell out of their efforts. nothing but respect in a world full of scumbags poisoning the only known life in the universe

[@Hibgiddty]

@@TheHippyProductions bro what

[@TheHippyProductions]

@@mudnarchist what are you implying went over my head exactly? the thing you repeated from the video? yeah no I got that just fine thanks I just wanted to take a moment to appreciate good folk but I guess that must be offensive enough to some people to warrant more regurgitation

[@faceless1824]

I find it funny that the last line of defense between humanity and the powers of evil is the US park service.

[@moldovancrisis5482]

Lore Lodge would not approve. 🤣

[@AsperTheGhost]

Least believable aspect to any analog horror story and that's saying something.

[@princephantom1294]

It’s one of the few government entities I would actually kinda trust. Sorta

[@jacobrutzke691]

It always has been

[@lephinor2458]

@@moldovancrisis5482 do you know why, I can't remember.

[@TrojanAtTheGates]

I got so concerned when he said "My wife's dead but what can you do." Then I realized something "happening" to his wife is a running gag on the side channel. 😂🤣

[@himwiththehair8118]

Same haha

[@MythicRanger2401]

I remember back when he posted a video called "playing COD because my wife left me" and everyone was leaving him supportive comments about moving on. She'd left for a work trip lmfao

[@Shadowbard379]

Thank you for explaining cause I’ve not seen that before. Got worried lol

[@tylercoon1791]

@@MythicRanger2401it’s even funnier because they had gotten married less than a week prior

[@elisabetzavala6535]

I was so confused and worried 😟 he sounded so passively sad and apathetic 😭 like, sir please don't scare me I was actually checking Instagram and sh-it.

[@JackCrow0]

I like the implication that the devil is trapped in New Jersey.

[@guyfieri148]

Truly a fate worse than death

[@thediam0nddrag0n78]

Worst punishment one could face: being in New Jersey

[@cadestekly6410]

Is that what Jesus meant when he bound the devil to hell?

[@ladykoiwolfe]

That makes sense Jersey is The Great Pit. Now I understand why my ex lives there.

[@thediam0nddrag0n78]

@@ladykoiwolfe your ex is secretly the devil

[@BasidialQuill]

58:50 Ranger Craig yelling with an authority that could make the weather change made me laugh unreasonably hard.

[@thelostone2008]

Strongest characters in fiction: - Goku - Saitama - Ranger Craig

[@jaxunfields]

Order is bottom up right

[@chasjetty8729]

@@jaxunfieldsgot to be.

[@RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvus]

Your order is a little mixed up by you got spirit

[@macaemeia146]

na, ranger craig clapps them both at the same time with dr manhathan helping them

[@David-xf1hd]

@@jaxunfields he put goku first cause hes scared of the cartel

[@Espera88V]

At 8:25 the names spell out “Innocent, Send help”

[@sinandtonic2029]

Commenting so more people see this. Great catch!

[@DFTBA221B]

Oh my god awesome catch!!

[@sarastrawn3403]

HOLY COW

[@clint_commander]

Bump Great catch

[@LastoftheMofreakins]

Commenting to push this up, hopefully!

[@8bitbreadbox]

You're in a room with three grown men. You feel completely safe. Who are they? Rangers Craig, Luke, and Dan

[@petepeterson5917]

I mean Luke would be a corpse so...

[@flamboyantroach]

@@petepeterson5917 i'd argue that makes it more impressive that you could feel safe around him. even in death his good vibes persist.

[@timothypage252]

"Furry Convention in Pine Barrens Goes Wrong As Ranger Craig Comes In Shooting"

[@dinamyter2860]

Ranger Craig saves the day again

[@Daniel_Lancelin]

They were too distracted by his LV. 5 gyatt to see it comin'.

[@blugger]

Ranger Craig, Clocks in, Glocks out

[@macaemeia146]

based

[@kfscas]

@@bluggerthat sentence is absolutely engraved into my mind now, thank you so much 😂

[@ThermonuclearOssification]

*Rex or Ranger Luke speaks* Isaiah: Hey! My friends! I sure love these guys! *Anna breathes* Isaiah: Silence, W E N C H

[@macaemeia146]

exactly what I said

[@grillingbabies]

THAT PART HAD ME THROWN

[@RaphaelRavenwing]

Only Men may speak on this holy channel!

[@nanogex2970]

Pure childlike actions watching a kids show

[@theenigma2897]

If Craig was alive in the Wild West, I can assure you Blood Meridian would've gone down differently.

[@DaCrazyHand]

He's not having ANY of the Judge's crap.

[@varashamus7633]

oh You know it!

[@mackybell14]

I can imagine the ending of Blood Meridian where the judge is dancing and screaming about how he will never die... Only for a mysterious ranger to slowly stroll into town atop a white steed. All while playing a familiar tune in his harmonica.

[@m1xxx3r]

If Craig was in Blood Meridian then Anna would've been The Judge

[@AWEismaschine]

@@mackybell14 He was an US Park Ranger wouldn't be too long in town, he was looking for an outlaw by the name of Judge Holden

[@MeloniestNeon]

Oh GOSH, I never realized during the campfire stories when the puppets all say "But we can't rest until our stories are told!" That's in reference to the dead kids' tragedies being brought to light by the show's creators... This series is amazing I can't wait to see where it goes from here!

[@risingoblivion2024]

That is such a nice detail I didn’t even realize until you mentioned it

[@icyfire7604]

43:35 I also noticed as they were talking around the campfire you can hear the strangers whistling to each other in the background.

[@ajzorger93]

Made my skin crawl rewatching this and noticing that line

[@MeloniestNeon]

@@ajzorger93 I had the same revelation when I realized all the credits themes had the stranger motif, especially because I usually skip credits for internet series because they tend to break immersion

[@ajzorger93]

@@MeloniestNeon I feel that. There are so many little nuances to this series

[@CheeseYourself]

"common Satan L" actually made me fall off my chair in laughter, and I'm not even religious

[@FezMooseLive]

If hell exist, I'm going there. And imma hit Satan with that "L+No Faith+Locked out of heaven+Heretic traitor+No maidens."

[@sammieslaterjr.8982]

​@@FezMooseLive Satan *fell off* fr

[@RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvus]

That action was in fact approved by the Vatican and father Garcia

[@William_Bill_Overbeck]

@@sammieslaterjr.8982 Literally fell off 💀

[@FloofTheBoi]

This feels like the “I miss the old Kanye” of Christianity

[@kfscas]

14:56 Luke & Dan: *Running for their lives and one of them (can’t tell who) getting absolutely torn to shreds* Wendigoon: *Explaining how you shouldn’t use Jesus’s name in vain*

[@Real_human12]

Craig wouldn’t need jesus

[@RhulksJuicyKnockers]

15:08 it's luke screaming Edit: went to the white stag education channel community tab, luke is confirmed dead.

[@CongressGamingINC]

Nah because honestly I said the same exact thing he said right before he said it🤣 I said “keep saying that name, just not in… *screaming in the background* that. way😅”

[@danielgiovanniello7217]

It's really nice to see an Analog Horror series where every institution ISN'T in cahoots with the literal devil, and we've got actual good guys to root for in the absolute GOAT that is Ranger Craig.

[@TheVincenzoGaming]

too bad that makes it not like real life where every institution is in cahoots with the devil

[@CommunismIsCringe]

So you didn't notice that the song during the "In Memory of" part is the same tune as the whistling?

[@nobodyspecial6317]

@@CommunismIsCringe It shows up way more than just there.

[@CommunismIsCringe]

@@nobodyspecial6317 Where?

[@baydiac]

Ranger Isaiah debuting when?? These guys gotta invite him on as a cameo or something, this hits all the marks for something Wendigoon would love no wonder it was recommended. The rangers are indeed the BOYS. All of them are legends omfg

[@Skygirl-rp4ob]

🌸Cool lore tidbit: the flowers that keep getting panned to in the latest episode are known as lambkill or sheep's laurel. They look very pretty and appealing, so sheep often eat them. These flowers, however, are highly poisonous and kill those who aren't careful or don't know any better, causing any sheep that eats them to die. The more you know!

[@americankid7782]

And in the Bible, God is commonly referred to as the Shepherd and his Followers as the Sheep. So the Flower kinda makes me think of Satan in a metaphorical way. This series has a lot of meanings worked into it.

[@JonahTheMans]

Boy I sure hope those aren’t deliberate choices that are thematically relevant, that would be bad news for the characters!

[@ethanarnold7328]

Ask😮Sss

[@ethanarnold7328]

@@americankid7782s

[@matthizillax]

I think it's actually mountain laurel, sheep kill is pink.

[@AsperTheGhost]

Ranger "We can't let God do all the work" Craig

[@caseb66]

Amen! Craig out there laying down demonic Strangers with a tiny pistol. I would’ve wanted an automatic of some sort. Heck! Even something with a drum magazine would be more helpful. But Ranger “We can’t let God do all the work” Craig is going boldly into Satans crater forest, all while using a small 9mm (I’m not 100% sure what gun he’s using, not a professional acknowledgement)

[@avacado4521]

Idk if it came up in the original VOD or not, but the White Stag is also another myth in NJ (similar to the Jersey Devil). Apparently, a man was driving a stagecoach through the pine barrens when he was roadblocked by a white stag. When he got off the carriage and walked further down the road, he discovered that the bridge he was meant to go over had been destroyed (I think by a storm?), and that he, his horses, and cargo would have fallen into it had the stag not stopped them. The White Stag is seen as a good omen that prevents disasters from happening, much in the same way that the park rangers prevent hikers from going down false trails. In that sense, White Stag Education is a very fitting name for what they do (but also I love the biblical interpretation, and wouldn't be surprised if that was also intended).

[@nekotrashwillnyanforcash]

Parallels nicely with rangers keeping hikers off false trails.

[@lapistmacir1014]

Also a white stag is an important symbol in european myths.

[@SMA2343]

@@nekotrashwillnyanforcashsuch a good idea. Yeah the Rangers are the White Stags, and in turn angels keeping people safe. As we know that in judgement day the angels will fight with the demons. So, now we wait to see which Ranger is supposed to be Michael

[@weirdosandwitches4379]

the inverse of Mothman

[@venmasters21]

Ohh, I never knew that. That's actually super cool!

[@chknman420]

the strangers have different taxonomy, "homo" means they are in the same genus as us but they are a different species, "personatus" means masked. This could confirm them as not human

[@darkkiller_2127]

Plot twist: these guys r the Nephilim

[@thegreivousone2444]

Furries 😔

[@charles21137]

@@darkkiller_2127”GUYS GUYS, I just went to Bible study last Monday and, while reading Genesis, I discovered what the passage about Nephilim is about! I know it’s going to sound crazy but here me out…” -every Christian mom ever

[@thezackast2752]

Or they're pretentious bastards who wanted to be a different species, but the best they could convince someone to do was say "yeah they wear masks"

[@corinneamani8823]

They might be half angel since something something book of Enoch something something angels bangin humans

[@Luxuries2004]

whoever said " ITS GYAAT GOONING TIME FOR CRAIG ", there's a special ring of hell just for you

[@sirllamaiii9708]

52:00 :)

[@Luxuries2004]

@@sirllamaiii9708 FUCKING SPAGHETTI

[@fred_______]

47:32 the idea of using these kid's "legacy" or whatever the right word is to educate children abt the strangers in the woods so their tragic deaths wouldn't happen to any other kids is actually really sweet in a sad way

[@Peachghost4348]

Memory might be a better word for it then switch to legacy when their memory gets used for stranger danger

[@cadsquade]

fnaf lore

[@leroyporter3801]

26:54 the weeping child angel is a urn, my parents had one like it for my brother. Its probably for the kid in the picture next to it

[@MeloniestNeon]

Every detail I learn about that episode that foreshadows the kids' death is just... Mwah, this series is so effective. I'm also sorry for your loss, may he rest well in heaven.

[@leroyporter3801]

@@MeloniestNeon thank you but I never met him, I’m the second born.

[@ladykoiwolfe]

Oh, so it's a lot like lambs on graves. My older sister has one on hers. We're in the same club there.

[@Ok-fj7xx]

Aaron earned an iron urn

[@placeholderdoe]

Im sorry for your loss

[@N.ox._]

There’s a story that goes along with the white stag in the pine barrens. It’s about this guy who was like riding in a wagon or walking on a trail during a horrible thunderstorm and right when he was about to go on a bridge to cross a river, a white stag jumped in-front of him making him stop and just a few seconds later, the bridge he could’ve been on, got swept away in the storm and ever since then few people have reported seeing a white stag in the area trying to like warn them of danger or to be cautious of what’s ahead so just like White Stag Education, the white stag warns people of the dangers of the pine barrens and is the opposite of the jersey devil.

[@varashamus7633]

oh wow. Not even joking, that is cool lore and brilliant association.

[@thezackast2752]

Damn the pine Barrens have a lot more lore than I expected

[@pokechimp1544]

@@thezackast2752 north american crypid lore is insane. The creatures of the USA and canada are so cool

[@shyhexx]

Oh wow! that ties into Intuitane perfectly, like it's a drug that forewarns danger just like the white stag does, thank you for that information

[@chillax319]

That explains alot.

[@nari1658]

the camera blurring when he gets jumpscared around the 5min mark is hilarious

[@p-__]

My farts are better than Wendigoon's farts

[@Drmorbiusgunn]

You see when I get scared I just hit the windows key

[@SPACESTATIONLEVEL7]

@@p-__Thatvwas a KNEE slapper! 😂😂😂

[@ZeranZeran]

29:25 I lost it at this part "SHUT UP ANNA!"

[@DookieStain007]

Actually a defense mechanism

[@jimmydebaser2038]

the dancing about half hour in is the most "christen youth group leader" Wendigoon has ever looked

[@darrelsam419]

It reminded me of the guy who ran the Youth Fellowship in the church I used to go to. That's almost the exact kind of dance he would do.

[@tableofteaspoons]

he just gives that vibe and now hes delivered

[@theguystealingyourinternet3712]

I feel like this is the ultimate culmination of all the "Jersey Sucks" jokes I've heard in my life

[@froggie610]

Ranger Craig is so much of a chad that he's literally an angel.

[@AuuuuuuuuuuuA]

Ranger Luke is implied to be litterally an angel. Or to be WITH the angels, at least.

[@IDontmeanit]

Luke sucks tho, we want Craig

[@spaceiscool5729]

@@AuuuuuuuuuuuA Lukes literally with the angels because he's dead :(

[@LudicolloEnjoyer]

Chat yelling about Park Ranger Craig's Lv5 Gyatt got me howling like an idiot 50:21

[@MarinesMalevolentRule69]

I was gladly apart of that

[@sandyr5407]

50:10 Ranger Craig doesn't have cake. He has the whole bakery. 😌🙏

[@burpaleese]

“Cease this tomfoolery at once!” - Wendigoon

[@menace2somefriend2others]

The idea of New Jersey being the garden Eden fuckin kills me as a local 😂

[@KH12foreve]

I mean, it IS the garden state lol

[@owenparris7490]

You'd think it'd be in Africa or the Middle East, but no, New Jersey lol.

[@GredelsRage]

Mormons say St Louis is the garden of eden. Yep, if by garden you mean meth labs and eden you mean tweeked the fuck out

[@e-tan3911]

@@owenparris7490 New Jersey being the origin of all human sin is a perfect description.

[@appalachiabrauchfrau]

the pennsylvania/nj area is where life first crawled outta the mud iirc, so, not too far off.

[@Moshie107]

54:35 "Tempting Sights and Sounds. For You that's just Ranger Craig" Couldn't be more right.

[@Kivdasato]

I listened to this in virtual class and broke out in a giggle

[@Milanium215]

Ranger Dan: The Leader Ranger Luke: The Bard Ranger Craig: The Fighter

[@sweetalyn23]

that one stranger is luring in victims by flashing their leg like one of those old sexy cartoon women.

[@bec7080]

I've known many of men in my life who would just say "I can't not find out" and go go for it

[@nexaaaaaaa]

​@@bec7080 honestly same and I'm not even a man

[@MaxBushlow]

I seriously thought you were joking......

[@AestheticaWolf]

So Jersey native here and the lady wasnt cursed by a witch she was tired of having children and said "let this one be a devil then" and wooooop

[@janerecluse4344]

Yeah, it's really a story about how women need reproductive agency.

[@noneknowstheswagger]

why is that so funny to me 😭😭 imagine growing up and having to explain your sibling was such a mistake it’s literally the fucking devil

[@IDontmeanit]

I live outside Atlantic City. 😁

[@AsharaAlras]

Child support truly has bewildering consequences.

[@coffincar5507]

In the words of BDG 'Oh God, I'm gonna have another baby!'

[@iluvyouall]

For my 6th grade year, my school went to this campsite in the New Jersey Pine Barrens as like a field trip, one of the counselors told us the stories of the Jersey Devil and obviously we would be terrified. But once they sent all of us back to our cabins, it would always be pitch dark outside, no lights, you can’t see anything four feet away from you, in order to travel in the darkness you had to hold hand with your peers. All of us were always terrified every night we had to go back to our cabins. Unfortunately, the last night we went back to our cabin, we lost on of my cabin peers, we heard a scream and the counselors looked everywere for him. they did find him, but his leg was bitten into and bleeding a lot. but from what i heard after they took him away was that he said he swore he heard someone whisper into his ear and then he fell to the floor. he trully believed that night the jersey devil had got to him.

[@BabyGirlGrave]

Did they ever find out what bit him?

[@bec7080]

​@@BabyGirlGraveI feel like if we knew the size of the bite we could figure it out

[@BabyGirlGrave]

@@bec7080 Maybe🤷‍♂️

[@Do_It_Now_XD]

"Pine Barrens Hiking Safety" As someone from New Jersey, my only Pine Barrens safety tip is don't come to New Jersey.

[@p-__]

My farts are better than Wendigoon's farts

[@discofraud]

I heard if two italian men offer to take you to pine barrens to dig a ditch, you politely decline

[@lastoflancas]

As a fellow those-cursed-with-Jersey, I agree.

[@MuricanBearWarrior]

As someone who has lived in the Pine Barrens all my life, I can confirm this is true.

[@FirithPanda]

@@MuricanBearWarrior Ayo waitaminute

[@unclet9825]

Perhaps the Park rangers are essentially the human paladins under the guidance of angels to fight back the forces of "The Adversary" within the park.

[@Eagle93Writer]

Multiclassing? In this economy?

[@hydra_lisk]

Watch your tone with me boy, you may be the prince, but I'm still your superior as a paladin

[@unclet9825]

As if I could forget. Listen, Uther, There's something about the Adversary you should know...@@hydra_lisk

[@seankuklo2798]

Agreed. Pastors keeping people on the right path.

[@sirllamaiii9708]

This series made me realize how cool the ranger uniform is Also wouldn't park rangers be closer to the ranger class lol

[@cactynemann4356]

30:14 bible study boy with a little bit of swag busts it down Sunday school style, is he goated with the Lord?

[@engagingbus7991]

He is goated with our Lord

[@CongressGamingINC]

@@engagingbus7991HALLELUJER!! AMEN!🙏🏼

[@pokechimp1544]

75% of those words are in the bible

[@no-nowanna]

@@pokechimp1544”bust it down” is definitely used in the New Testament.

[@pokechimp1544]

@@no-nowanna yeah you're right I forgot it's been a while since I've seen the bible trilogy

[@yeehawwhats]

those who werent there for the stream dont know about the HOUR that wendi spent trying to figure put how to play the sheet music shown at 22:37 😭

[@nikoclesceri2267]

I was there, it was hilarious

[@MarkTravis-l6g]

😂

[@solethunder111]

Lmfao that's necessary information🤣

[@TheAverageDaniel]

yeah but does anyone know where jake was wrong? because i played it on my instrument and it was right.

[@NormalCardBoardBoxes]

⁠@@TheAverageDaniel24:56 The line up notes was correct but Jake didn’t add the line up so that’s how he became a heretic XD

[@speckled_crow]

43:11 the line "we can't rest until our stories are told" makes way more sense when we see the four kids in the end credits of the show. I bet the plot events that happen to the puppets is based on what happened to the kids (fishing, getting lost and encountering the strangers, etc.) Maybe the Gleeson and Oswald encounter was based on what they *should've* done, hence the emphasis by ranger Luke on doing a good job with the strangers.

[@matthew_blumenberg]

The oldest tree referenced in the Tree Friends around 36:00 is the Kabbalah and Qlipoth, the Trees of Life and Death

[@brunoterrosa7465]

01:01:20 "I don't care if it's a furry, execute it"-Father Isaiah during the Strangers war, 2024.

[@DaddyG_23]

"I don't care if it's a furry, execute it". - Wendigoon 2024 😂😂😂

[@kirkrenshaw7713]

I need a horror fps based off of this where you can play as ranger craig and just go beserk on these strangers

[@sirllamaiii9708]

Literally Doom

[@TherronCzank]

43:35 A whippoorwill cry during nighttime is commonly associated with looming death in Appalachian folklore... and in Hank Williams songs.

[@eliasbrook8991]

Hear that lonesome whippoorwill, he sounds too blue to fly. It means he’s lost the will to live, and I’m so lonesome I could cry…

[@TheBucketDealer]

RANGER CRAIG! I remember when Wendigoon was on his streaming bender, and as he was taking suggestions on things to watch, we were graced by Ranger Craig. Ahh, so many memories. What a hunk craig is.

[@p-__]

My farts are better than Wendigoon's farts

[@keepinpemdazaliv]

@@p-__ ain't got shit on Ranger Craig's farts homie

[@dx.feelgood5825]

I remember how the Lacey Games videos were so fucked up, he pulled up furry art and let chat simp for Ranger Craig to feel better 💀 My proudest moment is tormenting wendi with Lacey i guess

[@ThisIsEpicOfficial]

Ranger Craig gyatt

[@TheOneWhoKnocc]

GYAAAAAAAAT

[@MDMDMDMDMDMDMDMDMD]

1:13:32 "I'll see you at The Gates, but not inside of Them" is a top tier Wendigoon line

[@bone3695]

56:52 MORDACAI AND RIGBY GOT A NEW GIG, SACRAFICING LOST HIKERS TO THE AVERSARY

[@thediam0nddrag0n78]

SACRIFICE PEOPLE TO OUR DARK LORD OR YOUR FIRED! -Benson

[@ToxicGazelle]

@@thediam0nddrag0n78 aw man

[@zeldamaniac14]

So what is Skips job? Fixing sacrifices?

[@alexanderstavroulakis335]

@@zeldamaniac14 What ISN'T Skips' job?

[@bone3695]

@@zeldamaniac14 training strangers for hunting gambits

[@thehazyblob]

Wendigoon got beef with a sock puppet.

[@Leon.Hickey]

She was talking shit. Had to check her.

[@blakeveracruz122]

Anna was ready to throw Wendi to the wolves (wolf? 👵🏻) she cannot be trusted

[@esvete9787]

I read this as Wellington got beef and he does

[@lewis5341]

I mean she was chattin' shit to be fair

[@tonybippitykaye]

53:31 This is why when Craig tells you about false trails, you sit your wide ass down and listen

[@patrickallen5282]

Craig didn't hesitant to dead check the bunny man. Craig is operator af.

[@jakubgodlewski9104]

18:30 I did the math. Assuming an average human weight of 80kg, feeding mice 50mg of a drug is like giving a person 80g of it. A bar of chocolate is usually 100g for comparison.

[@SwissArmyTin]

An entire chocolate bar's worth of drüg mmm, very nice

[@jakubgodlewski9104]

@@SwissArmyTin you see beyond time, space and God for 0.1s and then the brain shuts down immediately lol

[@Howtoeatrocks]

Fuck it perc bar

[@omaribarra8019]

Yeah idk why he was saying 200mg is insane for humans when literally ibuprofen comes in 200, 400, and 600 mg

[@chasjetty8729]

Soylent green was people. About 100 grams of people.

[@Wesearchwifme]

The world’s oldest trees are bristlecone pines in the US and the oldest is called Prometheus while the next oldest is Methuselah.

[@soodle_noup_3890]

Please bless us with another livestream father Isaiah. 🙏🏾

[@p-__]

My farts are better than Wendigoon's farts

[@soodle_noup_3890]

Didn't ask. 🤨

[@walkingcontradiction223]

​@@p-__What makes one fart better than another?

[@User-gd5un]

@@walkingcontradiction223A lot of factors play into this. Humidity of the fart, temperature, density, volume, length, potential to cause physical/mental harm, clarity of sound, shart risk, etc.. The list goes on and on.

[@walkingcontradiction223]

@@User-gd5un Just vomited in my mouth a little bit, thanks.

[@kyledesmet897]

New Jersey is the Garden State. Garden. Garden of Eden? Coincidence? Yeah, but it's cool

[@LifesNeverHumDrum]

Oooh I like that connection

[@ladykoiwolfe]

I just commented this, took way too long to find your comment. The Garden and The Pit. Oh! The Bible does say that the Garden is in the East of the land.

[@lego007guym8]

I don't like the inference that the Garden of Eden is in New Jersey.

[@ladykoiwolfe]

@@lego007guym8 we're not supposed to go to the Garden and no one really wants to visit Jersey so it works for me.

[@kyledesmet897]

​@lego007guym8 don't worry, it's not like New Jersey is a real place

[@maxruggiero4338]

1:01:27 I still can’t get over the fact that from the moment they called them “bipeds” the next 2/3 closeups we get show them on all 4s😂

[@onedumbgamer9672]

I like that the stranger drawings at 56:17 are obviously supposed to be Mordecai and Rigby from Regular show

[@Ninjakimm]

2 things that people pointed out in your live chat that you missed because of overwhelming love for Ranger Craig are :- 1) end song of forest friends resembles the whistle 2) the drug is probably made from the oldest tree in the forest 3) there are 4 rangers and 4 dead kids

[@placeholderdoe]

Buy one get one free deal

[@BlooomAgain]

The oldest tree being the “tree of knowledge” and the drug being intuition/foresight is insanely cool, so I love this theory

[@Weezer0418]

Who are the 4 rangers?

[@Ninjakimm]

@@Weezer0418 dont know the name specific now but 1 who played guitar , fat guy , 1 who we see the end emergency tape running, and 1 form the audio who got attacked .

[@naked_molerats_are_awesome]

Obviously, they're singing the song of the forest

[@kuy3796]

It's so funny seeing the screen zoom in on Isiah as he christplains while the characters are screaming the background

[@I_Stole_A_BTR-80]

I love how how demon woods exist with active cults in them and the local government is just like "yeah, just stay on the proper trails otherwise you'll be sacrificed, have a good day!"

[@splunkmastah4609]

"We're setting up a cult in this park" "Okay, just make sure all guests sign a liability waiver prior to entering the park"

[@FDproductions912]

And pay the proper permits. If we profit enough you have no idea how much we'll overlook 🫡

[@potassiumnitrate420]

The government unfortunately can't stop some cults

[@moldovancrisis5482]

Seems realistic

[@PinkHibiscus-eh9hy]

lol sounds like south park

[@EthalaRide]

8:24 I love that the names spell "INNOCENT SEND HELP" No idea what that means, but that got me. It's also interesting to me that Rex (latin for King) has a 7 on his shirt, like the 7 stars in the Book of Enoch. I know Anne might be related to Daniel who had the intuitain/fruit of knowledge and saw the cult, but I wonder what the other two boys were about.

[@Touriquette]

Cain and Able maybe, or some other biblical pair of men.

[@AerialAnomaly]

Damn it, I just realized something, I'm working at a summer camp this summer and I'm gonna be scared shitless of walking around in the forests because of this series

[@zoulara1012]

Be strong like Craig 👏🏼

[@ZeranZeran]

"When Craig talks about -demons- False Trails, I sit my white ass down" made me bust up laughing. This is an amazing ARG too!

[@noises4978]

its not an arg, its a webseries

[@benhuffer540]

Ok, so straight up, I’ve come back just to hear the stranger danger song. Unironically slaps

[@taraking3207]

And to watch the Iceberg Boy do his dancey dance

[@MerloWine]

Same I wish it was on Spotify :(

[@gabrielpetterson8166]

I love how that nerd absolutely destroys some arguments and concepts by using logic and his vast knowledge,like, "if you weight ** you are equivalent to 4 mice"

[@butternugget]

I genuinely love this one the most. As a person who works in the park service (not a ranger) it really rings home.

[@p-__]

My farts are better than Wendigoon's farts

[@paul_warner]

What's it like being a park ranger? How much time do you spend rescuing picnic baskets from talking bears?

[@butternugget]

@@paul_warner I'm not a ranger, I lead hikes and plan events for the park. But as a person who works with ranger,s they have to deal with some strange shenanigans. Going after Yogi and boo boo being one of them.

[@IronJagerick]

​@butternugget do you happen to make fake trails while whistling and wearing a mask?

[@butternugget]

@@IronJagerick nah I'm the one yelling at hikers to stay on the trail and scrubbing down trees

[@TheDataByteChannel]

You saying “Shut Up, Anna”! was the same energy as Dwight telling Micheal's Fake Head from the Halloween episode “Quiet You”!

[@PhilSwiftOfficial]

The line in Forest Friends about the oldest tree in the forest in reference to the tree of knowledge in the garden of Eden is a really neat detail to put in the episode directly after a drug that gives you unnatural knowledge is introduced

[@PhilSwiftOfficial]

Also later on with my somewhat basic knowledge of Latin “Homo Personatus” roughly would translate to same person or them being the same as people

[@Halloweenish]

I’d wager the “White Stag” is the archangel Uriel. He was mentioned in the second video and is the angel most commonly said to wield the flaming sword and protect the Garden of Eden.

[@rgama1173]

So the entire thing is Uriel trying to warm people about what is going on

[@Moon_Child_Mari]

15:00 Hearing Wendigoon calmly lecturing the screaming people in the background is certainly an experience

[@kyon813]

He sounds like my mother

[@datboidipski]

I really want this to get its own full fledged video, and I want Wendigoon with an entire section about how Ranger Craig, and White Stag, please don't let anything bad happen to Craig, Craig is the GOAT.

[@ciandooley]

i Don't know if you noticed but at 43:10 mark at the campfire the puppets say to the Ranger "But we can't rest until our stories are told!" would creepingly relate to the end of that video where it shows all the missing children photos.

[@lordvonnrw53]

53:22 a man has fallen for the temptations of greed in Lego city

[@Onbizzle]

"A man has fallen into a pit in the inner Pine Barrens!"

[@jerrymartin7019]

build the new "breaking wheel"

[@tableofteaspoons]

this had me out of my seat holy shit

[@BronzeHelmetProductions]

HEY!

[@JohnBusinessman]

Something I really like about this series is that in almost every piece of music used, you can hear some parts of the strangers whistle

[@DracoFroggo]

Man Wendigoon is so savage, "I'll see you at the gates but not inside of them" daaaaaaamn

[@koled224]

Stranger danger is unironically a bop

[@FuriousAnim]

Deadass

[@thebreaddealer4942]

You are my special

[@Candygorlll]

Literally been humming it 😭

[@alekya815]

WHATNIVE BEEN SAYINGGG

[@Ratstalkk]

“Was that someone behind you 30 seconds ago?” “probably”

[@CharaL34]

4:59 wendi gets scared of a mask 14:57 dad teaches us a lesson 17:33 "stupid mice" 22:15 wendi makes a joke 25:12 JAKE TO THE STAKE 26:25 name reveal 26:54 "say it aint so" 29:08 "shut up Anna" 29:20 "SHUT UP 👹" 30:00 wendigoon dances 36:15 wendi goofily unhinges his jaw 48:13 wendi makes fun of a haircut 50:32 dad lectures us on being thirsty 52:54 "when ranger craig tells me about false trails I sit my white ass down" 53:31 wendigoon gets scared 56:20 Mordecai and Rigby 1:00:27 wendigoon hates goats 1:01:07 "kill it with fire" ALL RANGER CRAIG MOMENTS- 50:04 intro 50:09 thumbs up 1 51:46 thumbs up 2 52:11 happy wave 52:48 "hey!" 1 53:23 "hey!" 2 57:20 front walking view 58:52 run to Craig! 1:02:11 Craig with a gun 1:05:05 bye Craig we love you

[@DaCrazyHand]

Doing the Existence's work.

[@leroyporter3801]

42:25 if the pine barrens are Eden that would explain the oldest tree being a significant landmark.

[@TheLastHylianTitan]

New Jersey IS “The Garden State”

[@l1feisstressful-dp7ze]

50:47 I just absolutly love the fact that wendiggon said "cease this tom foolery at once." that's just too funny

[@TotallyNotFeeshHawk]

25:18 *STONE THE BLASPHEMER* hit so hard lol.

[@sirllamaiii9708]

I bet the stones do too

[@TotallyNotFeeshHawk]

@@sirllamaiii9708 lmfao

[@The_LaughingHyena]

They also made a point to capitalize Strangers which is a trope for a demon or devilish individual; usually the Stranger makes offers or temptations that the protagonist succumbs to or leads to misfortune like the prophecy in Macbeth.

[@joshuahoefler1244]

14:58 wendigoon telling these guys to exorcise the jersey devil while there screaming in agony is hilarious

[@orterves]

1:04:27 they hunt in packs. Maybe not a good time to holster

[@jellyjiggler6890]

Right? I thought the crawling mofo was gonna Merk Craig.

[@ghostyboi6565]

Don't question Ranger Craig.

[@Monomiknose]

This might just be a me thing because this is one of the first questions I usually ask about any given analog horror scenario(when the threat is greater than affecting like one or two people ofc), but I feel like the lack of US government presence is really strange here. Maybe they'll explain it, but ain't no way the US gov is like "Oh one of our national parks apparently keeps infinitely spawning these human/animal hybrids that all worship Satan and the park rangers frequently have to go on night raids to hunt them down and cull their population whenever they get enough numbers to start abducting citizens to do God knows what" and follow that up with "Send Ranger Craig in with the blicky, that's all we need"

[@SimberLayek]

Plot twist: the US government sent rangers from Texas~

[@GyaruRespecter]

Counterpoint: They sent *Ranger Craig* after them. That's all they really need.

[@dartoney]

Do you really think the same government that caused the Waco siege would care about saving people?

[@mosstdev]

I mean….

[@quinnholloway5400]

Bold of you to assume the government is capable of making the best choices about any crisis Especially in media

[@Helios8170]

37:56 Oh hey Greylock, fancy seeing you here

[@mairiam_but_better75]

They keep showing images of lambs-kill flower specifically idk if that symbolically means anything but it's very deadly poisonous, i recognized it on sight because it's a popular engraving request at my aunts wood-work shop (mainly bowls, combs and such)

[@nanogex2970]

False salvation that leads to a painful end

[@liamstanks1547]

As a healthcare professional, the medication talk made me take psychic damage. 50mg might be a lot, it might be a little, it all depends on medication. For example quetiapine, a medication i take for bipolar in 50mg, is not much, has a max dose of 800mg per day. Metformin starts at 50mg, max of 2000mg. Levothyroxine (thyroid med) it's dosed at 2-3mcg (micrograms) per kg of body weight. Milligrams do not translate laterally between medications as a reference to its effect. 50mg or 200mg can be a little, can be a lot, it's all up to exactly what medication its in reference to. I love you wendi, i just needed to get that out for someone who might get confused

[@shiran32]

I agree, 50 mg is not too worrying if we don't know what drug are we talking about lol, paracetamol/acetaminophen's usual dose is 500 mg and max dose is around 4g/day lol

[@b.collins2656]

body mass, age, overall health, and inherent responsiveness to the drug are factors too. fifty milligrams of prozac would make me borderline stoned, but for some people it's the perfect dose to keep them functional, and for others still it wouldn't make any difference whatsoever because prozac just doesn't work for them.

[@liamstanks1547]

@@b.collins2656 taking minimum dose on prozac nuked my apetite. Wasn't hungry at all for 2 weeks & puked whenever I tried to eat. But for my fiancé it's the perfect med for stability

[@Veestar88]

Thank you! I take 1800mg of gabapentin daily to control my nerve pain. The starting dose is 300 and can go up to 3000 I believe

[@stavroskoul8782]

yeah lol medications like Algofren (ibuprofen) is like 600mg for ages 16+

[@Frostaltered]

56:24 “MORDECAI, RIGBY, IF YOU DONT GET THE DEVIL OUT OF THE PARK BY THE TIME I GET BACK, YOURE FIRED!!” - Ranger Craig, probably

[@warbossgegguz679]

11:50 If I may chime in as the catholic weirdo in the audience: in Catholicism the only archangels we have confirmed are Michael, Gabriel, and Raphael. Uriel is a thing in Orthodoxy though, and also some Anglican beliefs. Also worth noting here that the Ethiopian orthodox church does actually consider the book of Enoch canonical, but they're the only church that does. At least excluding like fringe alternative christian cult stuff.

[@Rattlehead-gy9ct]

YAAAY! another Catholic! I think this series won't be entirely accurate, but it's fun

[@rawrdino7046]

What about Camael?

[@Rattlehead-gy9ct]

@@rawrdino7046 not recognized by the Church

[@warbossgegguz679]

@@Rattlehead-gy9ct I don't think this series is trying to be. I just know wendy isn't super familiar with pre-protestant Christianity so I figured I'd lend some info as a fairly learned cathollic. I can't imagine he's read Tobit or any of the other Deuterocanon.

[@Rattlehead-gy9ct]

@warbossgegguz679 no, he probably hasn't. Good on you for chiming in though.

[@honeybee9455]

As a resident of Lacey Township in Ocean County New Jersey, I have seen these very woods filmed and it is so unerving to see areas like double trouble state park.

[@MrRestard99]

is ranger craig there keeping everyone safe?

[@anfhe]

rewatching and i forgot how catchy the stranger danger song is. im studying to be an elementary teacher and ngl im really tempted to sneak that song into one of my practice teaching classes.

[@AaliyahMercury]

I just realized the 'oldest tree' could be a reference to the tree that had fruit of knowledge growing on it

[@TheVincenzoGaming]

damn it's like Wendi said in the video

[@imsoupcansam]

Ayo can we talk about 43:10 when the kids say "we cant rest until our stories are told"?

[@Somerandomjingleberry]

The puppets are all based on dead kids as established. It’s like they’re actively pointing that out to say “hey, we’re using the likenesses of these innocent dead to keep you from suffering the same fate as them

[@maelavdrak]

Ranger Craig is the _real_ hunter in these woods

[@JacksonF08]

in orthodox angelology, the archangel and saint michael wields a flaming sword, he also throws the devil into the prison you mentioned, that is what i assume, “the burning swords protect us means”.

[@clint_commander]

Ranger Craig out there doing God’s work while I sat my white ass here inside where it’s (presumably) safe. Thank you ranger Craig.

[@TheInfiniteAmo]

The great thing about the craig video is that it's a park safety production. The silly people in masks are just a SFW rendition of what the ACTUAL Strangers look like, done by local actors or something. It's silly until you think about that.

[@colton_arduini]

I was camping alone in the woods when I watched this live. It was a public area and there were other people around but I was the only one I knew so every movement was terrifying

[@p-__]

My farts are better than Wendigoon's farts