West Texas real estate sales pitch

Jeff Bezos says he wants to launch rockets into space. But we all know the truth. Blue Origin is just a diversion. His REAL aim is to pump up the value of west Texas property and then sell it for profit.
Don't be fooled. Look at the rocket exhaust just after liftoff...THERE'S NOT EVEN ANY SMOKE! We all have seen real rockets launch for decades, they all have contrails. FAKE ROCKETS!!! It's all just a scheme to sell property. The ol' pump n dump.
Also, this is all a joke...obviously ;)
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