Whaddaya Think?

[@Kjersten_w]

Paul Allen wins the business card contest for having a gif on his

[@Envinite]

My man printed the whole WEBM on it

[@JC42023]

...and that's why Patrick eventually drives an ax into him

[@collyqually6486]

"It even has a watermark" It's literally raining within that card

[@KanjoosLahookvinhaakvinhookvin]

Which is not what a watermark is

[@frankmerker630]

The PAUL_ALLEN97 would be considered a forum signature watermark

[@SztywnyPatyk]

now, let's see Paul Allen's editing

[@piotrmakulec968]

Patyk przestań mnie śledzić >:(

[@SzymonMakles]

Widzę, że całą Polskę algorytm tu przygnał znów w tym roku

[@johnnyscanadianlifestyle8285]

Thats hilarious lmao

[@12-6curve9]

Hey, P A U L !

[@Ad-fu6tj]

Pod prawie każdym klipem szukam komentarza typu: "Let's see Paul Allen's...". Miło widzieć polskie komentarze pod tym świetnym filmem

[@LostSnowdrift]

the motion tracking on this video is so good

[@Streksti]

That's some damn fine editing

[@eternalis]

what do you mean "editing"? i saw american psycho and i can confirm this REALLY HAPPENED in the movie

[@ayaoldacc3580]

Penny Larios they changed the cards

[@BreakTheBeat852]

BwaeBwaep Vocabulary No they didn’t. That’s how it is in the movie

[@UserX860]

yes. no sense, but well done.

[@gabrieleporru4443]

ESPECIALLY FOR *2* *0* *1* *1*

[@Kolbatsu]

I want this to be our future. All business cards become ridiculous forum signatures!

[@notahamster333]

_Nothing says "I'm a cool stud" more than a good forum signature banner_ God I miss 2004-2009…

[@pedinhuh16]

@@notahamster333 Internet's best years

[@Shenkkazoo]

I came close to passing out twice watching this

[@Shenkkazoo]

+Shenkkazoo id like to update this saying this video couldve killed me. I was trying to rehydrate myself when i thought abt this fucking thing again and started choking on water and it was so bad i was literally fearing for my life. it was so bad I was simultaneously gasping, coughing, and making vomiting noises. i need help

[@RoseDabest]

+Shenkkazoo nice kill

[@HeyItsGenEric]

+Shenkkazoo remembering the 90s can sometimes be fatal. For your own safety, please do not attempt to recall them.

[@CourteneyBrookeloveshercookies]

+Shenkkazoo I love this comment

[@njarto3562]

👏👏👏👏

[@orangemorsels]

i love this editing. the tasteful thickness of it...

[@McSuperfly101]

Look at that motion tracking, the subtle compositing... oh my god, it even has a rain effect.

[@wiltersens]

"look at that subtle off-white coloring.... the tasteful thickness of it.. oh mmy god it even has a watermark"

[@k80_]

Something wrong?? youre sweating

[@eternalis]

something wrong, patrick? you're sweating...

[@earloflemongrab5664]

Oh well! Guess I'll go kill a hobo! (Or did I???????)

[@KABLAMMATS]

Thank you, I can't hear what they are saying because I'm blind

[@doydiyditx1445]

Either this meme was way too good for 2011 or the memes has not changed that much over the past 9 years .

[@connorguest3587]

It was too good I was not ready in '11

[@FugueSt4te]

The latter, it's age less, been a staple 4chan meme for more than a decade

[@Unknown-oc1kt]

this guy is from the future

[@pyrefly7575]

Is american psycho a comedy movie?

[@michaelgoda7150]

Dickless Jiahao The forbidden Samurai dark satire

[@tonydraws]

PAUL_ALLEN97

[@jonathanlee5314]

lol that fucking gets me

[@Max-is4qu]

@@jonathanlee5314 you're responding to a six year old comment, the dude is most likely dead or something

[@Kjersten_w]

the thing that got me was seeing a grown-ass man passing out a Hatsune Miku card. X'D

[@franzhaas3712]

WATCH OUT FOR BEER CANS AND FLASHLIGHTS. THERE LIKE TRANSFORMERS. THERE IS MORE THEN MEETS THE EYE.

[@frankmerker630]

That is really super. How did a nitwit like you get so tasteful

[@reina7582]

I was waiting for blue eyes white dragon tbh

[@pimpinainteasy]

same

[@Sinvention]

Okay, that would have been hilarious. 😂

[@Crystals10000]

sell it i can pay anything you want $$$

[@ammendum9044]

I was expecting everything for Allen's card. A My Little Pony picture, a G-Mod Team Fortress 2 screenshot, a rage comic. Nothing could have prepared me for Kuzko. God bless.

[@33hegemon]

This is one of the best American Psycho remixes in existence.

[@Zaphod_]

This meme was way ahead of its time

[@omgsicle]

i clicked on this thinking it'd be the actual scene, but i was pleasantly surprised to see businessmen comparing 2011 artifacts instead

[@vernusred4757]

It belonges in a museum

[@acreaturecalledgreed]

This is, truly and sincerely, the peak of comedy. I'm not sure I'll ever be able to laugh this hard at anything again.

[@bennytrinh7228]

Wait a minute...that card

[@Lemonschooner]

I just realized, it's the fucking llama from Emperor's New Groove on the last one.

[@BelieveInUrself93]

Oh my god lmfao. I remember forum signatures used to be like this back in the day, from 2000-2007 when I used them, but are they seriously still like this? The best were the subforums where people created their own and showed them off asking for criticism, and it was just basically a competition to have the coolest looking one. Had a lot of fun doing that shit haha.

[@Ravver]

Damage Inc. Signature Forum checking in

[@olliestone5549]

Yes... They're still stuck in 2007.

[@olliestone5549]

Don't forget the text codes and fonts. Also, that dragon egg one.

[@hardlybreathe93]

Forum with sigs are still alive but just with updated way of designing their signature

[@Max-fb5bm]

And those fucking banners, i remember having one of Solid Snake lol

[@aylinledezma2141]

It even has a watermark...

[@australianpainter42069]

Modern meme created in 2011. This guy is either a genius or a time traveler

[@MarcoAntonio-pp7vz]

This type of humor has existed long before 2011

[@chelseamcalarney]

Is that kuzco I swear to god

[@PreLeisureTrax]

Knowing that this video came out 9 years ago makes ‘PaulAllen97’ that much more hilarious

[@JimJamTheAdmin]

Some 13 year old on a forum showing his edge through a Kuzko signature just sends me.

[@hiurro]

I wish my business cards were fourm signatures

[@WatchingFromHeaven]

SEVEN FOKEN YEARS AGO?! ONLY NOW IN RECOMENDATIONS?!

[@Boxsteam]

You mean 8? Xd

[@KonkeyDongkey]

Patrick Batemans mistake was showing his card first

[@crifri3603]

*Silver the hedgehog card shows up * Me: "I T ' S N O U S E"

[@aestheticstorm]

Cri Fri I hate it when people don’t know the phrase originally was spoken by Knuckles in Sonic Adventure when he can’t dig. Same damn VO.

[@nuckymancini7013]

Game over right there

[@salmansadek6356]

This was way more ahead of that time...OMG

[@TheNameUnknowen]

i'm fucking crying from laughing so hard this is so perfect

[@uncaringzebra7sevensquad46]

Look at that suddle dark grey coloring... the tasteful thickness of it. Oh my God... it even has a gif.

[@crabgod4249]

i want to show this to my friends but i realized its beyond niche

[@grimsalad]

the overused silkscreen font for paul_allen97...

[@alejosssdo]

You all fine gentlemen should wait to see my Clannad Card. It even has a link for merch

[@DaGleese]

Man that video description. This guy is 2006 Forum User AF

[@frostedwheatthins7451]

This video was so ahead of its time

[@ConiferSSR]

I literally can't get over the amount of effort placed into this. The motion tracking, the movement, even down to adding motion blur to the movements, matching lighting to add reflectiveness and texture and matching camera focal length as it comes into view. You just don't see this amount of effort in memes anymore

[@Brickkzz]

i still remember making those with the help of Photoshop tutorials back in 2005 haha

[@cali1870]

I sweat through 2 layers of clothing

[@ethanj.mascoe5909]

"Is there something wrong, you're sweating?" - "I need to return some video tapes."

[@sierra4us]

This is one of the best things to ever grace this website

[@ninjaviking1999]

This was ahead of it's time.

[@nickstewart1299]

this was made 11 years ago its 2023 and this could be made today and be completely relevant, this scene has new memes everyday

[@keithmozart7421]

this video was about as ahead of its time as davincis helicopter sketches

[@benpowell5682]

I lost it at the Hatsune Miku card!

[@mads_in_zero]

The motion tracking on this continues to impress me, even years later. The extra effort really adds to the joke, bravo.

[@MackyMuse]

This guy was ahead of everyone else

I am impressed of the editing dated 2011. Jesus

[@VioletSky908]

This is still hands down my favourite video on the internet

[@josephagnetti8921]

"How did a nitwit like you get so tasteful" In reference to his Hatsune Miku card

[@covamora]

dude, those signatures are the simbol of an era in nerd and internet culture. I'm proud of my past (?)

[@theletterbree]

ok sure buddy you just keep interacting with people on the internet and denying that a culture manifests when large numbers of people interact in a specific environment

[@noorxdl5435]

+Bree Bridger this!!!! retweet

[@Rectangularification]

I fucking love this video but I'm amused at people calling it ahead of its time even though it's based on forum culture that peaked in the mid-2000s. Maybe it's just because the editing's so good

[@haoasakura1258]

Your meme revived in full force 10 years later

[@amarantine1323]

I get that this is a joke but the fact that there's an actual scene in this movie so dramatic about business cards is honestly an even bigger joke to me

[@olafsomething]

It seems the KZbin algorythm has brought us all together again...

[@geemcspankinson]

algorithm

[@XalphYT]

After two weeks of saying I don't want to see this ever ever ever, I finally gave up and watched the video. There, you stupid algorithm! I've watched it! Now leave me alone!

[@ur1loss1bro50]

This video is criminally underrated

[@draculaprosk8r2]

this is a gift

[@A_Simple_Neurose]

This is one of the best edits for this scene.

[@lucasdude]

cant believe this has been disliked wtf lol

[@HeuristicsEnjoyer]

+lucas a Probably people who use these awful forum signatures.

[@bobbyrohrman8834]

+dapperpuppies Have you seen American Psycho? Because it's hilarious

[@benpowell5682]

American Psycho is one of my favourite movies :)

[@uknown92546]

Ok

[@kerimca98]

99% are likes, 1% dislikes like pffft was this comment necessary? It's usually by accident, and the small group who actually dislike it for reasons, maybe personal etc

[@RobotBlueprint]

Everyone once in a while I come back to this video to reimmerse myself in early 2000's forum culture.

[@duskbladej]

this meme is way ahead of its time

[@gummy6489]

the fucking silver one

[@rhettorical]

This video is ten years old and feels like it could have been made yesterday.

[@TheGermanRaiderz]

He was part of that whole business card thing…

[@normalhumanperson4149]

A whole decade beyond everyone else.

[@ScottyTooSpook]

I started dying laughing when it was “pale nimbus, white” and it was a sonic character this is the best edit I’ve seen yet

[@roadolfo8234]

This meme isn't going to get old for quite some time

[@Apomonomenos]

I love the implication that Paul Allen is 14

[@johnstonich2879]

Thanks KZbin algorithm for showing me this video again

[@thatsbone562]

Impressive, very nice. Now let's see Paul Allen's Thinking.

[@bonjoviwankenobi8533]

I'd like to personally thank whoever got this to a million views for showing me this timeless classic.

[@ninochaosdrache3189]

Man, the editing is great.

[@mindlessgonzo]

Oh god have mercy.

[@ZexaXIII]

Later that day he went to return some videotaped.

[@kailynramos1599]

This is way too advanced for the year it was posted🤨🤨

[@smirkingshark]

Design students when they have to print something

[@haywirenightingale9610]

I put watermarks on my toilet paper now. Lol

[@TOKIWA523]

I can’t believe that this video was edited almost 9 years ago…

[@glanni]

OMG I'm watching this literally 35 minutes before its 10th birthday lmao

[@Hassan-zw9tb]

just watched american psycho, great movie very nice. businesscard scene was the best and this edit made it even funnier. thanks!

[@SoaringLettuce]

I wanna congratulate you. This is the best video I've seen in a while.

[@CaptainDeadpool53]

I now realise how anime like this movie was

[@Hotlmao]

R u a time traveler? This is way too good for a 2011 meme

[@elfstone85]

This was 9 years ago. Unforgivable that I'm just now seeing this.

[@Bengraziano]

0:58 lmaooo it even says “paul_allen97”

[@TheDino223]

This was made 9 years ago impressive

[@beamccall8063]

IM FUCKING SCREAMING I THOUGHT THIS WAS THE REAL SCENE WHEN IT FUCKING SHOWED THE CARD I CHOKED

[@poggle1386]

It’s nice to be recommended this 9 years later. I remember watching this a very, very long time ago.

[@jane-wing]

"oh my god, it even has a watermark" fucking lol

[@shiny_doorknob]

I forgot that this was video was 8 years old it’s like it’s timeless

[@pikistikman]

It's no use!

[@eggggg00]

i c a n t r u n a w a y

[@kevl0d922]

I bet he is going to show a Dorsia membership card next time.

[@35november]

For an entire month at Magic tournaments me and my friends would just awkwardly re enact scenes from movies. This was our favorite.

[@AndrewJ9673]

I cant believe Bryce prefers that anime trash to mine

[@ZarisWhiteFoot]

I just realized this main character is living his life like an anime character.

[@NecroGarfunk]

why people in the comment section acting like american psycho memes haven't been around for over a decade now or that effort wasn't put into internet humor until recently or something

[@sleepyguy4237]

Zoomers gotta zoom.

[@Ethan-sq8zf]

Modern meme 8 years ago, love to see it

[@teufelhunden8308]

Let’s see Paul Allen’s editing job.

[@larry3828]

still the best american psycho edit

[@glanni]

I lost it at "pale nimbus. White" 😂