What 1000+ Hours of Celeste Golden Experience looks like.. | Parrot's Best and Funniest Golden Fails

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Outro theme: Suwako's theme - Native Faith
Timestamps:
Intro: 0:00
Go Go Trolley! - Paper Mario: Sticker Star: 0:13
Best Golden Fails Volume 1.: 3:11
Final Bowser Battle - Super Mario Galaxy 2: 4:50
Best Golden Fails Volume 1.: 6:13
Athletic Theme - Super Mario World 2: Yoshi's Island: 7:41
Best Golden Fails Volume 1.: 9:54
Super Mario 3D World - World 8 Bowser Theme: 11:06
Outro: 13:33

[@cattastic212]

Ah, hilarious golden deaths, truly the peak of Celeste content

[@LostArtificer]

C a t

[@SSP2056]

meowowowowowow cat

[@nebulae5236]

Wow a 14 minute long compilation of nothing but spike jumps! Sounds about right imo

[@errorperson13]

dangit parrot when you bonked in the highlight at 11:02 i instinctively imagined the coconut bonking noise and made it infinitely funnier for myself lol

[@karma6761]

Actually insane that you can keep going after deaths so far into runs. I’d love to know how you got that mental fortitude

[@goodknyght4319]

Being able to create content from it and engage with viewers and the Celeste community is a big part, probably. If you're doing it alone, it can be very discouraging

[@Dragon51220]

I don't even know how you can still grind these chapters even though you died so late into their goldens, massive props to you ngl

[@dahdumbguy]

props to you to still grinding despite all these horrible deaths lmao 😭

[@yallasm7499]

new banger parrot dash just dropped

[@OSoverspike]

"Yeah this will be easy, Ill just fluke this." This is the video that shows how Parrot's hubris has affected him.

[@user-zw7zp3jg5f]

This vid has reminded me that i wanted to buy Celeste after who knows how long. Gonna go now play through it all now =з

[@ParrotDash]

enjoy !

[@brotchen2478]

Just found your channel like 2 weeks ago and I'm enjoying the videos very much! You also brought back my interrest to celeste (finally got my chapter 6 golden clear 3 days ago!). Looking forward to the future content!

[@hicalebih8902]

The Mario music makes this 1000 times funnier 🤣

[@spear5057]

all of the close-to-end golden deaths still make my heartrate go up even thought i know you will catplant

[@gods_devourer8614]

definitely some of the golden fails of all time, well done parrot

[@mateuszkus6302]

Your content is great keep it up

[@pirilon78]

11:12 this one straight up confuses me

[@ParrotDash]

its a pixel line up strat where you jump from a specific pixel so you can buffer another jump and grab the zipper in the perfect spot to just go below the platform, i just didnt stand on the correct pixel

[@Macandcheese1818]

​@ParrotDash without that information though its so funny to see you talk about not having much sleep and then immediately just jumping aimlessly into the void (oh and by the way sorry for the late reply just binge watching your videos)

[@deanp_31]

Based videos as always from parrot!

[@mill3308]

Poor parrot and 1000+ hours of celeste

[@TobyConger]

These are some of the golden fails of all time.

[@vorez_]

So many goldens of all times

[@psychotaco8003]

celeste gameplay at its finest

[@parkerp.5974]

this video is a requiem to the golden experience

[@the-wild-pitch]

parrot would never misdash

[@Shaedem]

1000 hours of getting collectibles instead of gd stars? Couldn't be me

[@Ghajestis]

excellent

[@emiliavalentino7226]

Man i love kevin themed levels

[@nascencecatstare]

misdash stick: the video

[@cedyy5432]

There is a level named "Storming Summit" in Geometry Dash, you should check it

[@tiddly5]

very silly surprised 6d yell isn’t in here tbh

[@SASMEW]

13:19 parrot dies and leaves

[@robocastgames]

Seeing you die on absurdly hard goldens on dumb ways makes me feel less sad about choking goldens :)

[@ParrotDash]

thats honestly one of my main hopes with this video as it just shows we all make stupid mistakes and choke really badly from time to time lol

[@minecrazy518]

celeste goldens

[@ghowost_toast_js]

omg is that the real minecrazy

[@minecrazy518]

@@ghowost_toast_js no

[@littleepic941]

How much time do you have in the entire game Parrot?

[@ParrotDash]

Over 3000 hours according to steam

[@bigmanbalakay594]

I don’t know how you are laughing at all of these, I would cry

[@ParrotDash]

coping mechanism

[@clunkye8053]

Imagine dying in a golden run, smh couldn’t be me

[@jeremyquiros5483]

7:44 wait, this can happen????

[@blahblah94897]

Multiple 6D chokes but didn't include... That one death. . .

[@waterycheesecake]

what map is at 10:00?

[@skyethebi]

“I’m so done with this game. I’m going to become a Minecraft streamer.”

[@perplexedon9834]

"pro controller d-pad" (while input display shows stick) Wait a minute... Parrot why did you heart my comment from the other video about how you play with analog stick! How could you leave me in the dark like this! The betrayal!

[@ParrotDash]

i used dpad for that specific hyper cause i found that more comfortable at the time

[@perplexedon9834]

@@ParrotDash haha cool. I still can't believe you can play so consistently with stick. I switch between stick for feathers and d pad for everything else.

[@paulcubes]

hi parrot, parrot sent me here

[@ru2763]

it said don't forget to subscribe at the top but unfortunately I still managed to forget it anyways

[@simonius9]

hi chat

[@ParrotDash]

hi

[@Sapphire_Xer0]

hi

[@schaffs2]

Hey man can you repeat your two favorite letters of the alphabet a few times 7:00 : yeah i got you

[@TheCraccShak]

real

[@L0locube]

How can you laugh after dying?

[@ParrotDash]

you get used to it, at some point there is no point in getting angry or annoyed anymore, it just becomes funny how ludicrously bad something can go

[@L0locube]

@@ParrotDash yeah but when I die in a stupid way like walking into the next room and keep walking into spikes I just shutdown my computer and start trying again 20 min later

[@MansWUT]

Thank you, thank you, THANK YOU for giving me a stupid song to be stuck in my stupid head for the next month. (First song btw)

[@MansWUT]

oh yeah about that... i ended up hearing "its a small world" the day after, so yeahhh...

[@user-hs9tt4el9l]

is he goldening 9d

[@dexivela]

im glad u at least have some laughs about the deaths, cause I know it be fucking MISERABLE dying over and over again doing the same shit

[@Sapphire_Xer0]

Celeste

[@Ghajestis]

hi

[@TerraSketch]

Yo

[@primalaspid2972]

This video is sad to watch

[@evoplayz4567]

Ok

[@_dan1715]

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