What a Human Means to Me

[@1rotzy]

“Keep those weapons firing until you run out of ammo! When you do... get outside and start throwing rocks.”

[@eliandervalderen5849]

What does a human mean? It means if my opponent hasn't killed me with their best shot I still have time to fire back as long as my weapons are working.

[@The_13th_to_awaken]

and if they stop working well there is the always reliable blunt force trauma to get the job done

[@bogustoast22none25]

@@The_13th_to_awaken Ah Yes, the most advanced piece of space engineering, the yeeter 5000.

[@WhatIsThatThingDoing]

Well summarised by the final fight in V for Vendetta.

[@_tertle3892]

Since it was I human quick repair to the suit I am more then willing to bet it was some good old duct tape

[@pewpewmans7790]

Yah yes humanities greatest invention

[@firestar1056]

For reasons we have simply been asked too many times, we have given up on explaining why and how humans just don't give up till we're dead.

[@Rg-fp2vg]

Firestar In my mind I just think how disappointed they would be (the aliens) when they visit earth and see the pettiness of humans

[@bogustoast22none25]

@@Rg-fp2vg from the perspective of an alien, humans would be great allies. *peace conference* Enemy alien: and we agree that there will be... there will be. Human: If I have to read the line one more time! Enemy alien: please just let me read the paper. Alien friend: Human, there’s no need for this. Human: NO! If he had taken the chance to read the “We will fuck you up if you start shit” part of the letter we sent last time, you and I would be chilling. Since he can’t read until the end, I’m going to make sure he know EXACTLY what it says... WHY ARE YOU NOT DONE?! Enemy alien: Please just let me read it so this humiliation can be done! Human: Oh so it’s humiliating now?! It wasn’t when you started shit?! Maybe next time READ MOTHERFUCKER.

[@Nomed38]

@@bogustoast22none25 from what I know of humans they make the greatest and worst allies. They will inevitably do something to make someone (in this case a species) want to kill every last one of them simply because the human didn't take their medications, sleep enough, sleep too much, ate a meal they didn't like,.... there is a lot of things that make humans go and do stupid things.

[@frostfallanimations7891]

My first thought when the aliens helmet was cracked was that John would just slap some duct tape on it and keep firing.

[@Templarfreak]

"We've got a battle to win."

[@henrypaleveda7760]

"I'm breathing, I have guns that can fire, I have live ammo, I'll keep fighting"

[@derpionderpson1424]

Wanna bet he was humming 'ride of the Valkyries'?

[@chevtothemax]

You did this justice, Very nice work.

[@AudioOnly]

Thank you sir!

[@seanhartnett79]

4:17, I would leave a note, when they discover me. I held the line, even unto death.

[@SchazmenRassir]

Yeah, we can be stubborn bastards.

[@hollowedshadow2822]

(What i believe has humming) "Oh he was just a rookie trooper, and he surely shook from fright, he checked off his equipment and made sure his pack was tight, he had to sit and listen to them old engines roar-

[@michaelboots0314]

amazing as all ways

[@ryansosebee5460]

Where can I find more hfy people who

[@MachDhai]

If you're alright with the written word, you can read this and many, many other great stories over on the HFY subReddit: www.reddit.com/r/HFY/ The community also has a Discord, which is quite active and full of folks what can help you find other good reads.

[@bathroomprophet2310]

Thanks for the upload

[@timmytheimpaler1750]

Hay! He is talking about US!

[@pumpkinlife103]

Get up we got a job to do, boy do I know it. Working a 6 to 2:30 everyday. Keep on trucking human's, keep on trucking.

[@TheLoki7281]

im not sure but for copyright purposes, i would recomment to at least post a link of the original story under the vid

[@TheLoki7281]

@Aloe Vera those all are, afaik, storys he has taken from the humantiy fuck yeah subreddit and "just" narrates them.they are not oc. and with pretty much all of these stories he uploaded after this day, he did provide a link to the original story :)

[@alexmuller6752]

commenty commenty menty. commenty commenty ment :)