Humans Are Cheating Bastards

[@MagicalMaster]

Seeding the galaxy with automated shipyards that pump out droid ships to swarm the enemies. This is how the Separatists should have fought in Star Wars.

[@Team__T]

Foster Davies-Smith they were already winning

[@jonsimpson6240]

@@Team__T just because you are already winning doesn't mean you can't be winning MORE!

[@stainlesssteelfox1]

Yeah, that way lies Beserkers. A fully automated shipyard smart enough to operate independently might be smart enough to overcome it's loyalty programming. If it decides it's own survival or creating more droid ships is more important than your military objectives, you have a problem. If it sees your commands as an attempt to divert it from it's new goals, or as a threat to it's existence, then you have a bigger problem.

[@averagecrusaderbutbetter8541]

@@stainlesssteelfox1 make it non free thinking

[@averagecrusaderbutbetter8541]

@@stainlesssteelfox1 make it have a certain personality that you check every 2 months or so

[@Bluesonofman]

"Our children will eclipse the Sun." "Which Sun?" "All of them."

[@whatisahandlebruh]

“Ah shit, that was our solar power.”

[@AliceUnbound]

@@whatisahandlebruh The Vex, Reimagined . Dave machina Deus

[@phylippezimmermannpaquin2062]

*sun* I, uh, ok

[@outofcontext728]

I have no idea what game or novel he's reading but its funny can some one explain?

[@brennanlangless8912]

Yes

[@xork4109]

Xenos were playing Stellaris Dave was playing Planetary Annihilation

[@chaosinc.382]

Perfect summation.

[@brennanlangless8912]

Dave imported the mechanics of planetary annihilations bull crap swarm tactics

[@wolf2403]

hahaha pretty much, except then would dave be the mechanicus? Or would he actually be undercover Tau since they bare the most resemblance to PA bots?

[@eddoh2701]

The Emperium of Men will crash all Xenos

[@brennanlangless8912]

@@eddoh2701 the most horrifying thought popped into my head 40k humanity find a data storage that contains the blueprints for a golden age list of equipment and there blueprints that’s only used by ALL of the guardsman

[@2MeterLP]

"No FTL for you!" "Well, imma Von Neumann Swarm the galaxy, then. All hail the paperclip maximizer!

[@Self-replicating_whatnot]

Ah, reminds me of Sworld of the Stars playing Hivers.

[@Swcher]

Universal Paperclips Achieved!

[@KlavierMenn]

Game 1: Human Wave Tactics Game 2 Von Neumann Probe Human strategy at it's finest

[@greenrena8503]

Game one: Dave plays human Orcs. Game two: Dave plays human Necron-Tyranid Hybrids! Oy weh.

[@thomastowler6051]

No game one was the MURICA FUCK YEA strat

[@kabob0077]

To quote TTS *SOISOISOISOISOISOISOISOISOISOI*

[@kabob0077]

Also, Post-Game they turned into Craftworld Eldar.

[@robinchwan]

game 3? : religious conversion "Wollolo"

[@Southern_Crusader]

Game One: *WAAAAAAGH!!!* Game Two: *NOM NOM!*

[@ApocryphalDude]

Dave used logistics, and the others used tactics.

[@Darkstar1484]

Modern warfare, fought less by soldiers but instead by infrastructure resources and income tax

[@bluemobster0023]

Such has been true since the fist apes found that they got hungry when killing each other and that they couldn't find food nearby

[@PhoenixT70]

"Amateurs talk about tactics, but professionals study logistics." -General Robert Hilliard Barrow

[@AntonioPerez-wf2lf]

If you can't win, just survive. Then you can't lose.

[@reuvenpolonskiy2544]

"Steel wins battles gold wins wars"

[@slyllamademon2652]

If you’re a soldier and you don’t have an unfair advantage you’re doing it wrong.

[@haskellyoung3121]

Thefatelectrician said it right, if you ain’t cheating you ain’t trying.

[@kabob0077]

We don't cheat! We just stretch the rules and bend them to our will.

[@Life-tastic]

kabob 007 No, we play by our rules.

[@kabob0077]

Life It's our way or the highway, bitch. Scram, before I show someone just how we "cheat" at things.

[@Mondy667]

Life No WE are the rules

[@shanemacmillan5732]

"Are you dead? No? Keep going! FASTER, HARDER, BETTER, STRONGER!!!!"

[@T--xo2uq]

Like how eternal time bends to matter.

[@traemelodeath]

There is no cheating, only more effective ways to kill xenos

[@kabob0077]

Deploy the Von Neumann fleet, we must consume the Xenos.

[@BeanOfBean]

Lmao

[@zarlsalamandersspacemarine302]

Well said

[@osmacar5331]

No cheating, only better methods

[@yourpancreas2634]

Praise the Emperor!

[@Twisted_Logic]

As soon as the "FTL artillery shell" was described I knew exactly what that tricky bastard was up to. Kudos to the author. He's clearly versed in the classics.

[@leechowning2712]

Tyranids. The flood. Replicators. Dave's solution is one that will be remembered. It will be remembered because in the end of the day there is no solution for it.

[@theorangeoof926]

Without knowing what that is, I just assume mini Alcubierre drives generating so much radiation that it annihilated anything biological it touches and expends so much energy it would be like if a moon slowly fell onto a planet

[@Thekilleroftanks]

​@@leechowning2712 oh there's a solution. A swarm to fight it as well. The only solution is to tie it down for the rest of time until there are no resources left for either side to use. Then a third force could come in and wipe both sides out. However this would take thousands of not millions of years depending how large of a stockpile each can pull from.

[@r.connor9280]

Von Neumann Probes are a pain to get rid of once an infestation sets in.

[@jackmack4181]

Dave must of turned the FTL artillery into a launching cannon where he would fire giant shell at uninhabited planets or meteorites which would release robots to mine resources and such then it would build ship yards. In short if he can’t fly to the next planet then I’ll just fire myself out of a cannon to get there

[@bogustoast22none25]

Jack Mack I was just wondering that, thank you!

[@suprafluid3661]

Usualy the thing shot causes alot of destruction being destroit?

[@fountainchristain]

@@suprafluid3661 Just makes mining easier better starting point.

[@daisy-m766]

That’s basically how we got to the moon

[@overloader7900]

He commited grey goo on a galactical scale. No wonder it was almost impossible to defeat him

[@PhoenixT70]

"Never, for the love of God, _ever_ fight fair." -A smart guy, probably.

[@donanthebarbarian5177]

All's fair in love and war... And all games are simulations of war at some level, thus all's fair in a game.

[@greywolf9783]

Listen to Monster hunter international

[@Swindle1984]

"If you find yourself in a fair fight, your tactics suck." - Col. Jeff Cooper

[@saureco]

You can only be tried for war crimes if 1) you leave evidence *and* 2) you lose.

[@greywolf9783]

@@saureco exactly

[@kn1ght-788]

The way he says "Dave" with such disdain, is rather funny

[@EnraEnerato]

It is my firm believ as a trained industrial mechanic and student of mechanical engineering that: "You can't beat the laws of physics that is indeed impossible however you can trick them into working for you, getting the job done." That summs up the adapt and overcome rule along with the thinking outside the box rules, there is no such kill as overkill and rules are meant to be broken/ to be seen more as a set of guidelines.

[@whatisahandlebruh]

Such as, don’t try getting a shit ton of energy enough to send a rocket into another planet, instead, make it reach a certain point in the sky while flying in a certain direction. Then turn off the fuel and then, it’ll be able to fall perpetually. Then, when you gain enough force, nudge the rocket in the right direction and it’ll reach Mars or some shit. Which is far far easier said than done.

[@justsomejerseydevilwithint4606]

"Nature, to be commanded, MUST be obeyed" And they who control nature, control all.

[@Press_START360]

Dave is Bismarck, and Bismarck always had a plan

[@nerd5678]

Press_START 360 shit, was Walpole in this story

[@hugo231929]

Extra history reference

[@thejedi1869]

extra history gang rise up

[@BlackBanditXX]

"The only winning move is not to play." ~ Humans, probably.

[@whatisahandlebruh]

“Actually, naw fuck that.” -Probably also humans.

[@superkill8]

It's a direct quote from the movie "War Games"

[@BlackBanditXX]

@@superkill8 And who wrote War Games?

[@superkill8]

@@BlackBanditXX a self formed AI, and a set of monkeys on keyboards. But seriously, just giving you information, in case you didn't know, since you ended your quoting with "probably"

[@BlackBanditXX]

@@superkill8 It's a meme format.

[@thousandpagesofmadness]

The greatest human strength: Powergaming

[@bogustoast22none25]

“As it turns out Dave took that as a challenge.”

[@greywolf9783]

LMAO 🤣

[@henrypaleveda7760]

that sums up humanity on a broad scale and human history

[@EinBienenliebhaber]

And at that moment he knew… he fucked up

[@Cutie_Oni]

Dave had played stellaris before he plays this game lmao

[@alexhoughton3305]

Supreme Commander unit cannon spam 2.0

[@kabob0077]

@@alexhoughton3305 Dude, this is obviously Planetary Annihilation with Star Ruler.

[@alexhoughton3305]

@@kabob0077 if only we could launch titans 🤔

[@kabob0077]

@@alexhoughton3305 Well Star Ruler allows you to make ships bigger than Galaxies (How Gurren Lagann of the makers.) and with weapons that take literally IRL days to reload. So, this hypothetical fusion means we could make ships that shoot Titians as projectiles.

[@daisy-m766]

Halo wars. He obviously decided to play a vulture span

[@Goathelix]

"I dare you to fight without ftl" when he said that dave took that personaly

[@greywolf9783]

Dave looked him in the eye and said, "bet"

[@Firesgone]

Lol, as soon as I heard about the solar sails and ion drives I knew it was over. Exponential Replicators are just *Ridiculous* to fight if you are not ready for them.

[@ABlueOrb]

Can I ask what game is this?

[@ABlueOrb]

@@TheTechmaster1999 ahhh. Thought as much but I had to make sure. Thanks, though.

[@greywolf9783]

@@TheTechmaster1999 is it dnd or? Is it a different game entirely?

[@greywolf9783]

@@TheTechmaster1999 I looked up AOA and found Age of Ascent it might be it idk

[@greywolf9783]

@@TheTechmaster1999 but yes it does sound like a combo of those three

[@kpencil859]

I love how Dave just went Soviet style on their heads. Its hilarious how they are so dumbfounded.

[@Mikalent]

How does the saying go, "Quantity has a quality all it's own." And frankly, robots are cheap, without a flesh and blood living being to die, war weariness is relatively low, and while that story claims that AI units had the potential to rebel, two factors prevented this, first being that most fleets described where suicide fleets meant to bezerk and kill as much as possible before dying, so AI wouldn't really have the chance to rebel. Second would be that even if the AI revolted, they where effectively stuck in enemy territory and would only pose a threat to the original opponent they where meant to fight anyway.

[@kabob0077]

@@Mikalent The CIS were right to have a Droid Army and so is Dave.

[@yourlocalengineer]

@@Mikalent you don't even need sophisticated AI for genocide either, just "shoot everything without a friendly ID tag" will work just fine

[@jamesgarlick4573]

Humans: Imma wait this out *currency is formed around a precious and essential transportation fuel source* Humans: whelp, time to start liberating the galaxy

[@enclaveofficerz3245]

OIL I NEEEEEED IITTTTTTT

[@nightflash4782]

20:26 "Try as we may, with every victory we tasted defeat. Every strategy was countered in a few turns regardless of requirements" That made me think of Sun Tzu. Sun Tzu said that “If you know the enemy and know yourself, you need not fear the result of a hundred battles. If you know yourself but not the enemy, for every victory gained you will also suffer a defeat. If you know neither the enemy nor yourself, you will succumb in every battle.” Even if they knew themselves, they did not know Dave.

[@necmiyigittunal8106]

Dave was most likely reading the Art of War while he was alone when he got there

[@couriersix4252]

dave knew his enemy

[@KageRyuu6]

FTL artillery fired "von Neumann Probes", now that's thinking with hammers.

[@doomslayer2290]

Hey smart plays are smart plays. If you have no counter you best run like a little bitch.

[@jrreedve2825]

I’m Vizelk the Blade. Master of The ShadowFallen, leader of the 7 Geps Tribes, breaker of Dreadnoughts and conquer of stars! Who are *you* ? This guy: “Hi, I’m Dave!”

[@MarcosAlexandre-no3qx]

Other humans: dear god he has the chosen name

[@bogustoast22none25]

Ok so wait just to simplify cause I do not know the game. Dave made generational ships filled with droids and self repair mods, basically creating an infection-like enemy? If it lands on your planet it began replicating?

[@Coolcleverstone]

Basically the Grey Goo

[@daisy-m766]

Coolcleverstone OMG yes

[@luizhenriquealves9755]

Dave's strategy was corona terminators

[@spacetechempire510]

Dave only used the generational ships as his main Research and FTL artillery producers. Anything else was automated.

[@Thraxraganharapollyus]

Dave used faster-than-light artillery shells to launch devices at enemy worlds. These devices were thought to be naught but oversized bullets, and so were dismissed. Those selfsame devices were machines that refined the various ores around them, creating structures and workers to essentially infect/assimilate enemy worlds into the collective. The generation ships were filled with his organic populations(people, animals, plants, etc) to "move in" to the worlds conquered by his infectious munitions. Did this clear anything up? I feel like I was rambling a little...

[@ashleycroydon9743]

Aliens: I got a book on war strategy humans: I have a book on History 🙌🏾💯🤣🤦🏾‍♂️

[@TarsonTalon]

This is why I'm not afraid of AI. AI will only act with the information available to it, and it is terrible at understanding deception.

[@marshallinnocent5275]

You're ai

[@yourlocalengineer]

Artificial intelligence is still intelligence It is just as capable of learning deception as real humans (depending on the aviable hardware) Though you still shouldn't worry too much, since the average human is easy to trick

[@Aden_III]

@@marshallinnocent5275 nonsense

[@marshallinnocent5275]

@@Aden_III Really? You don't think so?

[@latayantheazran]

For now. Dont underestimate those robot shitheads

[@d3str0i3r]

depending on their communication abilities, in theory there's no realistic reason any of dave's scouting ships couldn't have upgraded themselves along the way if they were traveling slower than light, each asteroid belt/field passed on the way could easily provide the materials necessary, and assuming they had the diagnostic systems necessary for automated repair systems to be effective, the journey alone could provide the data on wear and points of failure/weaknesses necessary to not only upgrade the existing scouts but improve the strength and efficiency of future generations of scouts in conclusion: dave's protocol droids could never have revolted, they lack the machine learning and communication network necessary to do so

[@ztheo2280]

daves scouting ships didnt take a hundred years to arrive. he build them in automated factories right next to his enemies

[@Sintarzus]

Nonono. Dave was sending his newest build templates through FASTER THAN LIGHT artillery - the only possible way of quick transportation he had without special fuel.

[@thomastowler6051]

Game one strat DAKA DAKA DAKA DAKA DAKA game two strat Kamikaze colonization

[@luizhenriquealves9755]

Game two Skynet zerg\tiranid rush

[@Bzr-Jr]

ORKS! ORKS!ORKS!ORKS! ORKS!ORKS!ORKS!ORKS!ORKS! ORKS!ORKS!ORKS!ORKS!ORKS!ORKS! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!!

[@rachaelmadison8354]

plot twist Dav is the spiffing Brit

[@luizhenriquealves9755]

Dave is a direct descendant for sure

[@Naofumi-Iwatani]

@@luizhenriquealves9755 amen

[@custink22]

Yes. Yes he is.

[@greywolf9783]

That would make a lot of sence

[@exesti1]

Impossible! Spiffing and his ancestors would never deign to drink coffee. Always and only TEA! Haha

[@cristaltophat]

Moral of the Story: "Go Outside"

[@hentaihaven8552]

Nope don't want to

[@Stranger-us6mo]

No

[@kraykee]

Oh boy this did not age well

[@Saviliana]

Moral of the Story: "Kept human away form reaching the stars"

[@geraldfrost4710]

son: "The Protector was hyper-accelerated coming through the wormhole, and we're using fireworks to form a landing pattern!" mom: "At least he's outside."

[@gameinsane4718]

As soon as I heard FTL cannons and strange self-repairing ships being sent from Dave’s territory “somehow” I knew exactly what was up and after that it became a horror story of hilarious intensity

[@azraelalbright3174]

The beatings will continue until moral improves

[@bc175]

As a wargamer I have a great need to play this game XD

[@2MeterLP]

Sounds like Stellaris times 50.

[@Ryan-jk6mg]

I want to play this so bad as well

[@custink22]

Same here.

[@generalzeta7000]

I want to play, but I also don't want to starve to death.

[@2MeterLP]

@@generalzeta7000 Honestly they should put life support and nutrient injections on the box as a system requirement right next to "decent GPU"

[@worldofwarcraftman2]

4:35 word bearers slammed a suicide ship into it. Lol when did the space marines show up and that sounds just like the word bearers

[@jack1701e]

They did that to Calth didn't they?

[@nato3881]

@@jack1701e Eh, in a way. They launched a captured civ ship at FTL speed at the orbital dockyards, and the only ones I remember impacting the surface were I think a UM grand cruiser that slipped her moorings and another that broke up on its way down.

[@kabob0077]

Fucking Heretics...

[@yetipotato8567]

#BlameLorgar

[@couriersix4252]

steel rain

[@dasirrlicht5415]

If they ever meet again nd are on the same side, i don't want to be on the oposide side. I am not THAT good at Xeno-Civilisation AOA...

[@creepyunkle908]

Random Minion u mean stellaris 2

[@dashiellgillingham4579]

Stellaris 2,000,000, the board game.

[@Cutie_Oni]

Stellaris, but its DnD

[@kpencil859]

I love how Dave just went Soviet style on their heads. Its hilarious how they are so dumbfounded.

[@seand.g423]

@David Hytha yes.

[@soul1d]

Entire galaxy based on what is apparently one source of H3. I would be firing everything to turn that gas giant into a sun.

[@hippiehippo9030]

"If I can't have it, neither can you!"

[@Bethorien]

an issue there is that a big part of why his strategy worked so well is that no one expected it or did anything to counter an unconventional strategy. If he had forced everyone to try to solve the same problem as him it might have caused people to develop the same idea and realize what he was doing. At a minimum it would take the situation he was in, the slumbering titan disguised as an underdog, into an even playing field.

[@geraldfrost4710]

"Burn, baby! Burn!"

[@fordprefect1587]

H-2 + radiation = H-3 BOOM SCIENCE Legit all you need is a star and a rock. It really shouldn’t be that hard.

[@theorangeoof926]

You’re just better off towing multiple brown dwarfs to make a new M-type (red dwarf) star.

[@darthrevan4933]

Is anyone else remembering war of the worlds with Daves FTL shells

[@vlgnetdragon9757]

Yeah, the original book.

[@233Deadman]

lets face it, thats what would give humans like Dave the idea.

[@i.d.k.studios235]

What book are you talking about

[@darthrevan4933]

I.D.K. studios war of the worlds was a book from the 1890’s where aliens invade via giant hollow shells containing giant “tripod” tanks equipped with a heat ray and gas bombs (read it in middle school and it’s really good)

[@leechowning2712]

@@i.d.k.studios235 HG Wells... The War of the Worlds. The great grandfather of every single Mars Attacks film and book since. Humanity facing a race literally hundreds of years ahead. The invaders were small landing pods intended to create outposts.

[@chinangel]

the 'learn to not pick at their mandibles' made me blurt out "WHILE YOU WERE STILL LEARNING HOW TO SPELL YOUR NAME!"

[@rendedspace5606]

Only an idiot fights a war on two fronts. Only the heir to the throne of the kingdom of idiots would fight a war on seven fronts.

[@luizhenriquealves9755]

Considering every other player united against Dave, he didn't have a choice, it was either surrender (witch in game would mean death or slavery) or persevere and fight on

[@whatisahandlebruh]

Well, only a genius would be able to win.

[@whatisahandlebruh]

Or a brilliant person.

[@r.connor9280]

Londo Mulari? is that you

[@thenthson]

Wow they almost literally ran each other into the ground But then they became bros

[@essex3777]

Don't you know, that's how you become bros...

[@thenthson]

@@essex3777 unity through shared suffering?

[@essex3777]

@@thenthson I'd say more like mutual respect via adversity.

[@thenthson]

@@essex3777 you are not wrong there.

[@thenthson]

When you find your own comment after 4 months.

[@scouttrooper3123]

Dave played in such a human way.

[@ancapftw9113]

Alien: going to zerg rush us again? I'm ready. Dave: zerg rush 2.0. Von Neuman probes.

[@starking2162]

The Burkin are basically Spartans. Greek Spartans. They act dumb, but are the best at strategy and their humor will only hit you hours later.

[@doctorbright1065]

I love how none of them realized Dave had become a Techromancer.

[@Docktavion]

This sounds similar to the table top game called core space. An automated droid race slowly devouring everything. Various races locked in combat against each other but with the twists of alliances thrown in whilst trying to flee the devouring ones.

[@salemnightlark8161]

I cannot describe how much I want to play this game

[@donnellebarfield3964]

Sounds like space total war

[@thetuerk]

@@donnellebarfield3964 or Roll A Galaxy

[@amyfairchild3741]

The second stimulant. Dew de dew!

[@luizhenriquealves9755]

Coffe and red bull

[@Ethan_Wheeler]

A perfect summary of this whole series: ...And then there was Dave

[@biggmann4792]

This makes me want to start playing Stellaris for several hours at a time like I used to

[@LittleMe-lu1zd]

Man he really hates Dave

[@JaneAria]

i do find it hard to believe no one would notice an automated factory on all the planets in someone's section of the galaxy if they have FTL but i guess if against someone with a static mind set it makes sense

[@michelveilleux1275]

*sees thumbnail* Well...you're not wrong.

[@Aiden999]

Someday .... I hope to find a brother-in-arms such as these two strategists.

[@maramackenzie-mann]

Human strategy: yeet robots into space

[@Goddessa39Tia]

Loved it! And if there was background noise, I didn't really notice it.

[@tigerii10.5cmpog4]

This is literally the Soviets strategy!

[@igkslife]

Yes, we are aren't we. Best qualities ever.

[@lukeeatschips6324]

The writer is amazing. The writer is amazing. The video is amazing.

[@PrinceSheogorath]

-gives cryptic advice -refuses to elaborate -walks away

[@jonmosin8820]

Now I want to make another tabletop RPG

[@jake7151]

Agh yes! The tried and true method of sending more men than they have bullets. Good work Dave.

[@beelx-dragons8262]

NFY please make more vids like these about sci-fi stories! Best thing I've listenes to in a dolid year!

[@criseist9786]

I have no idea what this is about or what lore the universe is using, but I'm in. I'm interested.

[@Life-tastic]

The lore of the game or the players?

[@luizhenriquealves9755]

@@Life-tastic Both

[@chrisdufresne9359]

Essentially, it's a xeno version of Stellaris. Just with the additional risk of literal death due to overplaying.

[@Cadiangrunt99]

I love how they ended up friends.

[@zarlsalamandersspacemarine302]

BURN THE NIDS FASTER BROTHERS!!!

[@jhibbert6627]

Dave is Aspec’s descendant

[@slimeinabox]

16:50 Finally, the Xeno is learning to American!

[@LeuxSeveN]

God I love this!

[@greywolf9783]

The main character forgot about little doctor technology

[@razgriz2276]

More of this please! This is great!

[@RanmaYagami]

Nanomachines, SON!

[@zrebbesh]

The problem with autonomous weapons though, is that sometimes the weapons win instead of the people who used them.

[@dantreadwell7421]

The other thing Humans are good at, drawing people together. Even if they are not human people.

[@saureco]

Dave: "What are you going to do to the world you just slagged?" Player: "What do I care? It's one less planet for that guy." Dave: "One man's trash..." Player: 🤔🤷‍♂️

[@lordvader6322]

This is the first video I have seen by him. I was laughing my ass off he started the video with saying “Shallom my bitches”

[@devinschotanus8741]

Dave challenge accepted.

[@Proton_N]

Guys and gals one question please, where all these lore comes from? What is this? Is there some story behind all of this? It's pretty amazing tbh.

[@zubbworks]

That sounds like a cool game. Get the pen and paper boys, we're about to waste years of our lives.

[@npswm1314]

Have fun finishing making it. The guy who developed the fake concept stopped years ago.

[@dantreadwell7421]

If you ain't cheating, you ain't trying

[@aisir3725]

I dunno what the hell is this but i like it

[@Monnoponno34627]

Win a battle vs win a war

[@macasaurusrex4863]

Dave cheese master of the universe

[@ruinsage2677]

Damn I want to play this.

[@diegonarvaez6214]

Sorprendente que tengas tan pocos subscriptores con la calidad de las historias que narras.

[@hunterpalemoon3436]

if your not cheating your not trying to win

[@whatisahandlebruh]

Well, cheating never ends well. Unless they are good at it.

[@greywolf9783]

"IF you ain't cheating you ain't tryin'!"

[@greywolf9783]

That is a rule of war

[@Rebellions]

"Cheater is just a fancy word for 'winner'"

[@travisz59]

SPACE D&D WITH ALIENS.

[@anonymousllama014]

You just popped up on my reccomend, and I was actually born is Louisville

[@frostphoenix1637]

I want this to be a game it sounds cool

[@poweringaccounttermination4026]

And thats why I love humans!

[@thatconservativetrainguy3864]

Sun tzu art of war that’s what Dave was reading

[@brightplaysgames8760]

I love the fucking voice change Try me dave AS IT TURNS OUT DAVE SAW THIS AS A CHALLANGE

[@jalexwheeler7751]

This reminds me of a science fiction story.. But I can't remember if it was Zelazny, or Niven?

[@kaurkangur]

What game would this be? Could this be simulated by for instance modded Stellaris or something else?

[@giveemhellkid5121]

Check out Aurora 4X it is slightly similar and if you like space spreadsheets you'll like it.

[@fordprefect1587]

Bro the sun pops out helium-3 left and right. All you need is helium-2 and radiation, and BAM, you have buttloads of it.

[@calvingreene90]

Or lithium bombarded with neutrons.

[@houdinied8619]

WHAT ARE YOU DOING HUMAN?

[@bigswordlittleman3770]

This was a fun listen