What Anakin DID to Padme after he was Knighted! 😳

[@Basilsik808]

“Aggressive Negotiations”💀

[@Krokodil986]

"the negotiations were short"

[@jnru43]

Anakin to his "lightsaber": "You have turned her Against me!!!!"

[@stevenvicijan4338]

Lots & lots of "Hrum"

[@pavloszimbrakos4410]

@@jnru43woah 💀

[@PadmeAmidala6182]

And that's how Luke and Leia were created

[@walmartdoomguy1131]

And so Padme showed him her Naboobs.

[@Scotty-Doo626]

And he showed her his Tatoowiener.

[@VADERGAMER2016]

And Anakin showed her his tattooinie 😂

[@VADERGAMER2016]

@@Scotty-Doo626I saw this after my comment but both ways are true 😂

[@spqrdev513]

💀

[@MrStickman13579]

She probably liked it in her dark side

[@Stolenbysandw908]

In another timeline Luke: Dad how was I born Anakin:I showed her the lightsaber

[@tylersingleton9284]

49 times

[@mr.ginnyfin2303]

@@tylersingleton9284we fought that beast

[@The_Car_Pen]

​@@mr.ginnyfin2303 your old man and me

[@sls12III]

She showed him her dark side.

[@mr.ginnyfin2303]

@@The_Car_Pen it had chicken head with duck feet

[@haroldearlgray5629]

Id turn to the dark side if i lost her too

[@enclave6982]

gooood

[@teamdoghouse82880]

I would turn to her dark side...

[@KingOfXB]

​@@enclave6982good 😈

[@Outrunwhistle]

The force is STROOOOONGGG with you

[@Omnipulsar]

Thing is he never lost her until he turned to the darkside and didn't bother talking to padme about it too much before palpatine turned him to the darkside

[@hunterkiller1440]

"Oh my goodness, Annie, you've grown."

[@SpFlash1523]

"So have you."

[@jjkm17]

You are no longer a padawan

[@jjkm17]

“ may the force be inside you*

[@philipmartin3411]

Oh god

[@pavloszimbrakos4410]

💀

[@GK_Rossie]

Everyone talks about Padme and her Naboobies but no one mentions Anakin's Tatoweiner

[@LightofLucifer-m8q]

THAT'S GOLD ROSSIE, GOLD!!!😀

[@divit5567]

Omg the wordplay

[@lVideoWatcherl]

Brilliant

[@planetjagorz2379]

Criminally underrated comment 😂

[@CBRHurricane6]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@girthbrooks-lk9cq]

Gave her his lightsaber. Hard

[@emptyhad2571]

Aggressive “stabs”

[@Viraptor38]

Anikins stick is shiny😮

[@pavloszimbrakos4410]

It’s a “hard” beam of plasma 💀

[@PadmeNaberrieSkywalker]

​@@emptyhad2571😮

[@jasonwong7140]

Red hot and pulsating

[@Zyummysammy]

The moaning at the end got me dying

[@ClydeHunt18]

This is the where fun begins

[@Zyummysammy]

Oh yes

[@peichentsai6538]

it was 🤨🚨

[@killerse7en677]

YAMETE KUDESAI 😫😫

[@PadmeAmidala6182]

sh!t

[@thejurassicking3817]

Bro broke the Jedi code the day he became a Jedi 💀

[@MrMalum]

Bro Code > Jedi Code

[@YodaFitnessOfficial]

😼

[@RiccardoCardella-n3s]

"My goodness ani, it's grown"💀💀

[@MrMalum]

@@RiccardoCardella-n3s "the fruits of the Jedi training my beloved Padme. Observe the flow of the force"

[@gregmirtenns9430]

Honestly I wouldn't give a damn about the Jedi Code either. It's way too old-fashioned and conservative for my taste.

[@tyton4032]

The aggressive negotiations lasted for 9 minutes roughly. Then 20 mins gently

[@vanessah6571]

I see, you're part of the darkside of the internet, no one can know so much without being a part of the darkside🤺🤺🤣🤣

[@thecrazydisneyparksfanatic921]

After he was knighted, he “knighted” her

[@jakethenecromorph]

Oh god

[@Frozenpun377]

Good lord

[@jakethenecromorph]

@@Frozenpun377 exactly what I was thinking

[@obivansantos2505]

@@thecrazydisneyparksfanatic921 💀

[@falseseto3892]

Soooooo all that patience paid off for him? 😅

[@marekgorka9816]

It definitely did.

[@Omnipulsar]

He definitely wasn't patient in starting there relationship. After not seeing her for years they instantly start flirting and then become a couple by the end of the movie

[@Euripides_Panz]

I'm suddenly reminded of henry in the other boleyn girl losing his patience.

[@Сайтамен]

He is a slow learner

[@LilacSreya]

​@@Omnipulsar To be fair, she wasn't patient either. It was mutual benefit for both. 😏

[@ClydeHunt18]

This is where the fun begins

[@Ceccener]

💀💀💀

[@Сайтамен]

Now this is podracing

[@DAK_12]

*"Podracer" enters "tunnel"*

[@obivansantos2505]

Holy jesus 💀

[@Mantissue-i2b]

@@Сайтаменsperm racing

[@DAK_12]

"He showed her a REAL lightsaber with some... aggressive negations *Background moan* 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀

[@Fable_7]

Her in that dark dress telling him they can't be together was diabolical 😂

[@djkleb7645]

Indeed

[@corvus2327]

He stuck her with his youngling maker 9000.

[@TherealShellbeat]

Omg wth 😂💀

[@corvus2327]

@@TherealShellbeat see what I did there?

[@TherealShellbeat]

@@corvus2327 yeah 💀

[@BCU_rblxOFFICIAL]

I assume the 9000 means 9 inches?

[@Jzargoisbetter]

​@@corvus2327Ahh yes, inferno squad

[@MisterRorschach90]

You were right about one thing, the negotiations were short.

[@BvelociraptorProductions]

His lightsaber wasn't short.

[@lasershow017]

​@BriannaTheGirlWhoLikesDinos how would u know?

[@BvelociraptorProductions]

@@lasershow017 The dark side of the Internet is a pathway to abilities some consider... Unnatural.

[@meta7958]

😅😂​@@BvelociraptorProductions

[@dib_human6151]

LMFAO

[@Real_Beaky]

This scene is in one of the books. It's actually hilarious because she's the ones who instigates it. He wins a race and she throws a blanket down in the back of the hover car like "come claim your prize." It's a brief thing, but I remember chuckling

[@Guus8666]

it’s in the book “Brotherhood” right?

[@Real_Beaky]

@Guus8666 that's sounds right. Couldn't remember the title.

[@A2f697]

@@Real_BeakyAre you sure?

[@shawnmoun9849]

Obi wan: im going to pretend i didnt hear that

[@landongeorge-go6dm]

Yoda: Feelings lead to aggression, aggression leads to the bedroom, the bedroom … Well, the point I’m sure you get.

[@johnriley8713]

"...what a REAL lightsaber felt like", nice

[@ektran4205]

shin chan

[@CuriousExplorer_148]

If palpatine can sense in the force what Anakin is doing, do you think Palpatine might've felt this "disturbance" of these "aggressive negotiations"?

[@Omnipulsar]

How else would he know padme was pregnant

[@7evenztoxxxic]

Palpatine: unlimited POWAHH

[@MultiUnreal]

Palpatine: “Now spit in her mouth”

[@Сайтамен]

​@@Omnipulsar I mean...her belly?

[@DAK_12]

💀 💀 💀

[@VeriasmcBanker]

“Harder Ani!!!!” Padmé possibly

[@shadowedvortex2099]

😂

[@CaptainBankerCrew]

Anakin swung his lightsaber. It became white. I found a great disturbance the force. It was padme crying out in pleasure.

[@KbeJ2564-nf8dx]

“Your father was a great jedi” ~Obi Wan Also Anakin: 🦶🏻🤰

[@3baxcb]

The force was strong indeed. It would only be surprising if such spoofs weren't already made.

[@LR-vi6vk]

66 likes is so ironic 😂

[@deblobvisarmy9277]

And again he got us with the thumbnail

[@emileasante4611]

lol

[@PadmeAmidala6182]

The fact the short automatically selects the thumbnail (you can't change it) 💀

[@pasztorferenc6741]

​@@PadmeAmidala6182 For a time you can change it

[@Fog799]

Darth vader got clickbaited 😭😭🙏🙏

[@GleefulReaders]

Anakin certainly learned the ways of the Force that night 😏😏

[@lucasgibbs4050]

Anakin showed Padmé his lightsaber and two massive twin suns.

[@DAK_12]

I thought Padme had the twin suns 💀 💀 💀

[@lucasgibbs4050]

@@DAK_12 Not the kind Anakin has.

[@brickimposter2211]

Speaking of which what is padmè's favorite "lightsaber" form

[@Jzsh2628]

Actually one was a daughter

[@lucasgibbs4050]

@@brickimposter2211 The one that turns her on, or gets her “ignited.”

[@ADGWise]

Anakin showed her where the fun begins

[@Spider-Man3231]

"real lightsaber" and "agressive negotiations" got me rolling to canada 💀

[@werwtty-in1qg]

His lightsaber entered her downtown courusaunt

[@jakethesnake8327]

Coruscant*

[@PlayerXFNCS]

Wooaaahhh😊

[@PlayerXFNCS]

Im onna call with my gf,stop it

[@AKUNJIG]

Blasted in her like he did inside that Droid Control Ship over Naboo.

[@Noname-ni3yi]

Anakins Not only fighting Form 5, his favourite lightsaber Form is 69, the path of the remaining Limb😂

[@METRODOMEVISTA87]

Anamaaa

[@Ayo69755]

That be crazy if Qui gone was watching and he just started shouting NO💀

[@Sammym543leu]

F*king diabolical

[@DanCohen-ov7on]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@gsrandomvidz]

“You were right about one thing, Ani. The negotiations were short.”

[@eagleowl833]

You slaughteres him with a reference😂

[@faderx8223]

"Now THIS is podracing!" -Anikin probably

[@UnknownPerson-ws5df]

Naboo ❌️ Naboobs ✅️

[@philofthesouth6019]

Anakin in the bedroom:- “Now THIS is podracing”

[@traviswilcox3472]

Padme is hard to resist.. harder than resisting the Dark Side.

[@joelgittens6857]

Who could resist Padme with those pretty brown eyes staring so lovingly at you?

[@Fog799]

@@joelgittens6857are you darth vaders alt account

[@npaul12]

Yeah yeah. We all know Anaking takes every opportunity to practice his lightsaber skills with Padme. Id honestly be suprised if he didnt give Padme a demonstration in the middle of the temple.

[@Ghost-Jedi]

Nah💀

[@charizardking1274]

*CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP* Yoda: Learn how to make a saber, we will today youngli- The fu-

[@xtopia9758]

@@charizardking1274 lmaooo

[@kylevidetto1115]

For Anakin, just thinking about Padmé is..... Intoxicating. Our boi knew what he wanted. You'd thought he'd have learned his lesson on independent women, but he is a slow learner. 😅

[@pavloszimbrakos4410]

She really just said oh anakin plunge your saber into me 💀

[@DevilSlayer502]

😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭

[@Jordskiiii]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@memory10031993]

I thought it was gonna be “What Anakin did to Padme after he killed her.”

[@gamerboy-pt7nw]

That was a given, plus I mean who wouldn’t?

[@brentmunroe1227]

Yeah. Padmé is hot.

[@darkwest8028]

​@@brentmunroe1227fr

[@gamerboy-pt7nw]

@@brentmunroe1227agreed!

[@Shadow-1854]

Fr

[@CrippledBakedBean]

Fr

[@SomethingSkeches]

“You’re still that little boy I knew on Tatooine”- Padme Attack of the Clones

[@DAK_12]

“Certified pedophile” -Kendrick Lamar

[@shanedoesyoutube8001]

Shotacon amidala confirmed

[@gizmo66]

He showed her his forbidden lightsaber techniques

[@AlwaysVotingMAGA]

"i showed you my lightsaber, plz respond."

[@DarkRanger-tj9tm]

THE MoAN AT THE END💀💀😳

[@Brittney001]

🤣💀

[@DJ-1Q84]

I just read about this in Star Wars: Brotherhood. Padme is actually the one who brought blankets and got a speeder for them and asked Anakin to find them somewhere private so he could ignite his lightsaber inside of her.

[@BigBoris]

“The Force is strong with you, Ani”

[@PalomasMusic666]

"My powers have doubled since we last met Padme" "Ani what the hell!!?" "Sorry"

[@isaiahstevens-x7l]

💀 I can’t even go to Star Wars as a safe Haven

[@Master.Daddy.Wicked]

Jedi mind trick: “this is the 8 inches you’ve been looking for”😂😂😂😂😂

[@Basilsik808]

Nah💀

[@jasonkoch3182]

Padme: more like 3 but I love you anyway Annie.

[@mucicafrajer]

Omg that's so fucked the jedi could just use mind tricks like that ☠️

[@AmyHoldaway27]

It only works on the weak minded, it wouldn’t have worked on her lol

[@frostbite2179]

@@AmyHoldaway27that depends on the Jedi using it

[@CCZZ.B]

If you watch the clone wars and you look at all the little spots where Anakin and Padme have “marital relations it’s really funny to actually look and see where they subtly allowed the read between the lines to happen

[@dylantorres-brown5976]

Anakin got that dawg in him

[@danielapanosetti1506]

Now the anakin rizzwalker aura is +500

[@DinusyoloGames-vo5qh]

"He showed to padme what real lightsaber felt like" 💀💀💀💀💀

[@tysondennis1016]

“My, Ani, how much you’ve grown!” “Now this is podracing!”

[@SasukeUchiha-tc9xx]

Anakin executed Order 69 💢

[@kusanalithedendroarchon]

Anakin’s *lightsaber* was coarse, rough, and it got everywhere. (Especially on padme)

[@DAK_12]

💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

[@davidkwong3369]

Oh Ani!!! I want the high ground!

[@PalomasMusic666]

"You underestimate this di- I mean Power

[@shanedoesyoutube8001]

That would've _finished_ the prequels too quick

[@schneider4010]

This is better than anything Disney will ever do

[@Lummet.art17]

Basically he executed order 69 on padme

[@lightz7194]

After that - "choking Padme to death"

[@budyn7963]

I wanna see this live action

[@satele.gaming]

I'm sure PH has that somewhere

[@jjkm17]

@@satele.gamingsurprisingly no anakin and padme they have luke leia , anakin leia padme Luke and even darth Vader leia

[@empireofengland6039]

​@@jjkm17what the hell 😂😂😂😂

[@jjkm17]

@@empireofengland6039 I’m an otaku of porn as sad as that is

[@jedigamerjoe530]

Wtf

[@SamanthaBurtonGuitar]

Well the aggressive negotiations did end with a diplomatic solution.

[@GEA_RuthlessKillaz35]

The last part was wild. 💀

[@Footballfan-z5j]

Padme showed him her two tattoine suns

[@timwalther5275]

Luke and Leia: Mom, how do you met dad? Padmé: On Tatooine, where he talk's about sand.

[@razorblade420]

WTF WAS THAT MOAN AT THE END LOL

[@7evenztoxxxic]

Padme: anakin what are you doing Anakin: *closes and locks door* Anakin: im going to show you the power of the darkside

[@joelgittens6857]

@@7evenztoxxxic Padme: Oh Ani how you've grown really grown

[@Fog799]

I’m too embarrassed to add to it but keep this story going

[@BonzaiBill3]

We starting a fanfic on YT comments with this one 🗣️🗣️🔥🔥

[@vanessah6571]

​@@BonzaiBill3 its a been there done that one YT so often already, you should see the absolute smut some manage to write on here in the comments😂😂😂

[@Teamneoplasmaghetsis]

why is this on my recommended?

[@Bengaming3000]

Same 😂

[@AbrahamSandor-f3p]

Same😂

[@Torrables]

Same

[@TillmanStudios]

I interact with his community posts, but I don't think I've ever had a video recommended from this channel.

[@Teamneoplasmaghetsis]

@@TillmanStudios same

[@N3O1999]

Let’s just hope that the negotiations weren’t short

[@vanessah6571]

Hopefully they were long and gentle for our dear padmé😂😂

[@blackbankai0354]

And by the end of it, she felt like she’d been jolted by Sith Lightning.

[@John_McClane_had_plans]

Obi Wan has seen the security hologram footage of Anakin's... aggressive negotiations...

[@DAK_12]

“Anakin stop force fucking Padmé”

[@brianknapp6215]

Well- nobody seemed to think that the "Midi-Clorians" created Luke and Leia...

[@patriot0278]

Padme actually planned for this. She was equipped with a blanket in her bag that she laid out in the back of the speeder. She urged him 😂to

[@TheForcesWrath]

The older woman knew how to "unleash" the youngsters "force potential".

[@WaffleBunsGaming]

“Aggressive Negotiations” Wth 😂💀

[@aaronthe747fan]

The dark side of the force is a pathway to many abilities, some considered to be unnatural

[@charlescarmichael1124]

Can you imagine using the force to enhance... "negotiations"?!

[@pratapkumarbehera1974]

​@@charlescarmichael1124 Nah

[@shanedoesyoutube8001]

​@@pratapkumarbehera1974 "nah, not from the Jedi"

[@RexZendretti]

Im sure Padme 'pad him" well enough to enjoy the dark side 😅

[@ccg1171]

He rammed his lightsaber in her corn canon

[@thefbi3688]

Indeed, Mr. Trump.

[@justinhammer3196]

You forgot him killing some younglings to get Padme in the mood.

[@obivansantos2505]

@@justinhammer3196 💀

[@TheFirstJedi]

That's the type of aggressive negotiations I'd like to join in. 😅

[@Picklebottom12345]

That moan at the end 😂

[@seanwolslau-holdren6731]

What a "sticky" situation they got themselves into.

[@DAK_12]

💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

[@chrisvaughan2462]

Anakin showed her the true power of the dark side 😂😂😂

[@Vehvilainen_Lundqvist]

He unleashed his ultimate powers on her and force choke her at the same time .. both are happy till this day

[@calikidd8059]

Anakin was like.. " Lets dew it!!!... In a palpatine voice..

[@AmyHoldaway27]

😂😂😂😂

[@JudeMartin-qh4cz]

A real lightsaber looked like 💀

[@arrozal5717]

The comment section is full of hillarious jokes. Well done gentlemen :D

[@zackcross7190]

Anakin turns 19 Padmé: I can touch you… now

[@jakethenecromorph]

Oh god

[@Onionaniamtions]

The stuff coming from his lightsaber travelling in a tunnel:now this is pod racing!!

[@PalomasMusic666]

"Ani, Try spinning that's a good trick" Padme possibly

[@axelnilsson5124]

@@PalomasMusic666 I don’t want to know what that’d mean

[@PalomasMusic666]

@@axelnilsson5124 If you don't already, then you probably shouldn't

[@matthewgao1491]

And this my friend is how Luke and leia was born 😅

[@CIanker]

“Aggressive negotiations” had me dying 😭🙏

[@ironfist7789]

Giving the padawan braid is like a priest giving his collar to his gf

[@knuxuki1013]

Anakin and Padme, I love em together so much haha

[@slamdunkninja7009]

Luke: dad you choked her! Anakin: yea, but she was into that kinda stuff anyways

[@Bandita1001]

"May the Force clap with you!"

[@DAK_12]

“May the force be in you” 💀💀💀💀💀💀

[@TheoLeeRonin]

His senses were definitely atuned 😂

[@GustavoAldana-cb7hp]

He applied order 69.

[@pantelimaxo7294]

Remember son the more you see the more the lightsaber gets longer 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀 If you know you know 💀💀💀💀

[@ILLUSIONZ224vh4ip]

His lightsaber went to the dark side