What Arven thinks his parents will be like after not seeing them for years

[@dawnwayfinder]

"Why do we even have a rotary phone!?" "Your mother likes the aesthetic. Now, back to the mockery!"

[@tart-miano]

ykw I didn't even consider Sada would like vintage tech. Like *duh*, girl probably had a hoarding problem checking out goodwill every week to see if there's like. Microwaves from the 60s. Radios from the 20s, old Hisuian pokeballs that don't even work anymore. Kid!Arven catches her dropping off a bit of her overflowing storage at home before taking off back to work, he doesn't even have time to ask her "what the FUCK, there are bills to pay and you spent 2k$ on shit like old taco bell Simpsons Halloween kid's meal toys from the 90s?? I haven't eaten anything but LUNCH MEAT for two days, idfk how to drive to the grocery store for new food!"

[@crosonyconnecter]

Oh my god Sada goes to Hisui

[@shannonadrainson2876]

​@@crosonyconnecterTHATS WHAT I SAID BUT I SAID SHE WOULD LOVE IT THERE wait that's probably were she whent at the end

[@OddyOddity-ob2uv]

​@@tart-mianoArven has to buy his own dishware because all of the ones Sada bought are stuffed full of lead and uranium.

[@shannonadrainson2876]

​@tart-miano oh wow I though sada didn't like phones and stuff.

[@commonviewer2488]

When Chatbot is a better parent

[@AreesDaOG]

No fr

[@eroomthokk9634]

actual canon

[@TreyC68]

And this is why his only stable family member is a dog

[@shannonadrainson2876]

Yup the 2 parents are ai too.

[@blackheartzerotheundergrou3225]

Arven: "Man, this battle is tough! What would my parents do at a time like this?" (Imagine spot,) Sada and Turo: _"Bye, son~!"_

[@fernoagent8581]

Arven: ho right ....

[@BJGvideos]

Well shit now I'm imagining the AI saying a heartfelt and serious "...bye, son" at the end akin to how DBZ Abridged set up the repeated use of that line.

[@reubenbailey7491]

TFS nice.

[@fernandoguillen5996]

Arven: I'm starting to think i have sone problems. Also Arven: My only friend is my near death Mabostiff, still better than my parents, at least Mabostiff is around

[@lxik2677]

@@fernandoguillen5996 I love these references to DBZ abridged

[@vinsmokeythebear6562]

Canon in an alternate universe lmao

[@Steven-ly9ei]

Based on how he came out, the parents litterally travelled time in oppositen directions to get away from eachother too 😂😂

[@sketchyskies8531]

I didn’t think of it like that 😂😅

[@Doctor4077]

Arven: man, parents suck don’t they? Lillie and Gladion: *thousand yard war flashback stare*

[@octolab8711]

N and his sisters too, lmao!🤣

[@ActuallyAthena]

Silver:

[@excuse.me.princess]

stop no i would die to have his hair 😭

[@tart-miano]

Okie dokie (gives you arvens hair, I snipped some off in his sleep. seeing your reaction upon receiving his locks I assume this was not what you meant. Arven now has a bald spot for nothing)

[@excuse.me.princess]

@@tart-miano LMAO I ACTUALL6 CANFT

[@Morning_Dewdrop]

Okay but GRUSHA’S hair is peak

[@TanookiTom]

I'm starting to think that, regardless of game version, the robot duplicate of the professor that literally couldn't leave Area Zero was the better parent for Arven.

[@connortg5]

yeah i mean the damn thing has emotions, all it's really missing is sada/turo's crazy obsession, it's basically just the real deal but without the bad part

[@meta527II]

0:30 Juliana doesn't know what a male looks like.

[@oliviadunn3322]

So Arven's parents neglected him then Aspect him to know things.

[@MonoverseStudios]

Why is Arven so in character though?

[@blackheartzerotheundergrou3225]

Pretty much had to fend for himself since childhood. Probably became good at cooking because no one else was gonna make his meals for him.

[@BJGvideos]

(spoilers) "Oh, they're just dead? Thank god that's so much easier to deal with!"

[@ashmander3465]

Spoilers It's only one that's dead the other went to get milk and never returned

[@BJGvideos]

@@ashmander3465 Oh I know but I assume that this is in some timeline where he knew both of them.

[@dekkergordon2530]

Pokémon magenta

[@southparkfirefly]

Poor Arven.

[@BK_Silvally]

0:06 Why does this fit so incredibly well 😂 I love this lol

[@riv3r_mango705]

To be fair, Paldea is based off of Spain, and I’ve heard Spanish parents are pretty scary. (Sooner or later they’re gonna learn how to use the slipper)

[@Adrian-ze9ud]

No, los padres en España son muy buenos

[@Adrian-ze9ud]

Al menos los míos

[@blomgaming6480]

The parents who abuse their childs and speak Spanish are all almost latin american only

[@dawnwayfinder]

Sada keeps extra pairs of sandals in her pockets.

[@eroomthokk9634]

@@Adrian-ze9udI think bro is thinking about the Latina stereotype

[@shadowbolthaseo1861]

I sometimes forget sada and turo are married but honestly I would have loved to see some cute moments between them

[@BJGvideos]

Their relationship was weird. One of them walked out when Arven was a baby and we're not told why. I hope that one shows up in the second DLC and we get some answers as to what happened.

[@shiloh2735]

Um, they're dead

[@shannonadrainson2876]

Ikr

[@teawrecks1243]

"What they're actually like: DEAD"

[@shannonadrainson2876]

u gesssed it

[@_Lem0nade]

And I thought Lucimine was a terrible parent…

[@shannonadrainson2876]

Turo: hows it feel to have no life skills Arven: didn't you teach them to me ur my dad Turo:oh right Sada: HAHA TURO AND ARVEN: THAT GOES FOR U TOO SADA Sada:...bye Turo and Arven chase Sada The player Pfthahahaha Turo Arven and Sada turn ai The player ........ I know Arven can't turn ai but its funny

[@cocoataku]

Still bad parents, just alive this time 😂😂😂

[@ShockFrostdawolf]

Poor guy 😢

[@Sakura_panda120]

Why u make fun of my boy

[@tart-miano]

it make a me laughh

[@cristoferavila4534]

me gustaría que hicieras una animacion de giratina

[@tart-miano]

¡Ya hice una animación con giratina! el video esta en mi canal, se llama "Man's Road". se trata principalmente del personaje principal de Legends Arceus, pero ella lucha contra Giratina al final lol

[@katieledoux812]

Facts

[@RevelationsPrimo]

Actually, uh, aren't Sada and Turo Millennials since they're like 10yrs older than the main teenaged cast?

[@tart-miano]

Shhhhhh it's the suspension of disbelief we must adhere to, for what are my videos if they don't make sense at least a little bit /lh

[@BJGvideos]

Ten years? I figure to have a son in his late teens they would be around 40.

[@rurihime4965]

I assumed the cast were zoomers which would make sada and turo gen x

[@obi-nh9eh]

Lol

[@AI-DreigonGPT]

Me to Arven

[@davebob4973]

WHERE THE HECK IS THE LAST CLIP FROM

[@davebob4973]

why is sega in the background

[@ashmander3465]

Fun fact both can't exist in the same universe like that

[@BJGvideos]

Third version?