What Band Kids Say

[@shadowstorm3999]

Awww. My band. One big happy dysfunctional family.

[@subscriberswithoutavideo-iv5qm]

Shadow Storm true...

[@extros-dump]

I love how there are almost no replys

[@crazi5730]

10,000 subscribers without a video challenge and my dysfunctional family has a concert is less than a month😂

[@mms3635]

Shadow Storm my band has 8 people, high school band has 5

[@トシ-v7t]

True lol

[@madelmine69]

Let's not forget uncalled for, unexplainable screeches of agony from the low brass section on a daily basis

[@paein9642]

+Madeline Harstad i play the euphonium this is true

[@justagreasemonkey]

Marching Euphonium plus Braces equals PAIN.

[@zombiepm3762]

Madeline Harstad low brass literally played 6 measures today, beside warm up long tones

[@Entelane]

Play trombone. Can confirm.

[@meganmcintyre5195]

Airborngirl me too

[@asteresque_]

"Can we play now?" -Every 1st Year Band member ever

[@artyartart9740]

I’m in my third year and I say that lmao there’s kids younger than me tho that can’t play apparently

[@liamsamples]

I remember feeling like this. “Enough with the rhythm exercises!”

[@ae_bae]

Yeah I've seen the new first year band kids it so interesting seeing them just with the mouth pieces (I'm second year and I was the fisrt group for the program at my school)

[@katie-oy7wn]

Accidentally yelling "Crap I squeaked!" Clarinets understand!

[@lonely_turtleboi5205]

Katie L i feel you pain

[@RoseCadenza]

Of course. I use to squeak alot in band, but now I don't as much.

[@keyamitchell4936]

Katie L And Saxophones lol

[@nataliebruno7231]

Honestly the struggle is real lol

[@remydoesntlikeyoulmao4329]

Katie L yep

[@Roblafo]

To fix the wobbling stand problem tighten the screw at the bottom

[@capslock4604]

YES SHARE THE LIFE SAVING KNOWLEDGE

[@jakeob28]

The worst is when the top tilts really easily, and keeps dumping your music. The ones in our band hall can't be adjusted at the top.

[@ooodette51]

Bless you

[@crow2250]

Blake Foster NOBODY UNDERSTANDS THE LANGUAGE OF STANDS!!!!

[@moss6945]

BUT WHEN THE SCREW IS STRIPPED YOURE FUCKED

[@elis3766]

that moment when you realize that you say this stuff pretty much everyday

[@marissamills6785]

yes, and I realize that maybe my band directior isn't the old nagging man he seems to be lol

[@samuelmills7526]

that's how Middle School was for me not high school

[@jaxideus6941]

Samuel Mills yea, my high school experience is just people constantly complaining of our hard work lol

[@jimthejam4427]

😂

[@tko5019]

First half was middle school second half was high school

[@qusayali7476]

NEEDS MORE COWBELL

[@justagreasemonkey]

Bell Diablo

[@kingpotato9140]

my band is always told more tuba

[@destiny-ph5gk]

Qusay Ali MORE TRUMPET

[@nitekat8616]

Qusay Ali (my marching band whenever they need cowbell) I HAVE A FEVSR, AND THE ONLY PRESCRIPTION IS MORE COWBELL

[@kellis938]

We played that in my band, and I had the roll of cowbell, so my band teacher never stopped saying "I NEED MORE COWBELL"

[@thomasjennings3834]

I play tuba, and all throughout middle school my teacher always told me that the spit coming out of the spot valve, was just "moisture" or "condensation" so people wouldn't get grossed out that spit was flying all over the room

[@_R0RA_]

Jukebox I play bass clarinet and when I play I can see the spit fly

[@xhisteriah]

Bari saxes get puddles in the bend of the neck

[@SLSAzral]

Some Asshole lol I bet

[@ahuman1634]

@@_R0RA_ im dead I play sax and everytime i turn to my friend (she plays trumpet) a whole water fall of spit come out of the spit thingy

[@gjana]

Loooool my teachers said the same thingggg!! We all know its spit, cmon

[@DaDodo7]

I'm only in middle school but I'm in band and our band can be so hipper and crazy off stage but on stage were like professionals

[@nickname2996]

SAME

[@alyssasmith7221]

I just started playing the trumpet in middle school and it's awesome

[@hollyreese2329]

SAME

[@mutnsps4457]

Fun with Lizzie you have to idiot

[@lizzylevnts4191]

Lizzie SAME

[@raidarkblade377]

Spent 2 years as section leader, then going to watch this video. "I forgot my harness" *TRIGGERED* oh wait, this is a video I don't have to destroy their soul. Carry on.

[@larrysarvey3038]

"Carry on" I see what you did there.

[@haleygold9481]

Axel, I forgot my gloves....

[@samsjusthere8159]

Axel Darkblade I get *trigered* when people forget there's instruments how do you do that

[@SgtAwesome97]

I didn't even play percussion and even I got triggered at that

[@lefandomtrash7746]

Rai Darkblade Lolololololol

[@bernardoquinonesmateo919]

My clarinets name is Hilary Clarinet

[@RoseCadenza]

Cool! I never thought of naming mine.

[@doctorlove6090]

Some trumpets are called Donald Trumpets.

[@atc_nth]

I always tell my friends that play trombone, that they play Trump's bone ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@dedede5586]

Junior Quinones my bassoons name is... I dunno what should I name him

[@phia3892]

My Clarinets name is Periwinkle!

[@blakewhatcott1909]

Also, that is so much like my band. I feel bad for my band teacher now.

[@emmagroves7239]

Blake Whatcott sssame

[@minicookiescraft9626]

Same

[@Brave_Aviator]

I do too

[@dragonsoul3637]

First off, this is so accurate for year one of band. Second off, 2:48 killed me. I've been playing Clarinet for awhile now when I first started, my entire section named their instrument either Claire, Clairisse or Clarey xD

[@danielshao9161]

Dragon Soul no one named their clarinet in my Elementary School Band... granted there was like 3 clarinets

[@crow2250]

Dragon Soul MINE IS CLARY AND MY FRIENDS 'S CLAIR

[@kamilee4123]

My friend named hers Oliver.

[@trashqueen4065]

Mine in Hilary Clarinet!

[@claire-ic1uk]

My name is claire and i play the clarinet so those are no-no’s lol

[@igotnothingbettertodo8744]

When the dang slide of your trombone comes of and the band class stares at you

[@alanaz5151]

I got nothing better to do it sucks man

[@inojinwantstoliveinaworldw6762]

The music stand section is *so* me XD

[@RoseCadenza]

There have been a couple of times where my stand is wobbly. Most of the time, when I have a solo and most of the time I have to stand for it, I try to raise my stand and then it always sticks.

[@capslock4604]

You know that all you have to do to fix a wobbly stand is turn it over and tighten the screw, right? End the suffering!!!

[@RoseCadenza]

Yeah. I already know how to do that. I've seen my band teacher do it.

[@dallyndean7493]

i spent both years of middle school fixing the stands. no one knew how to do it lol

[@shovel8267]

Ikr

[@2Awesomekids2]

Uh...how do you break a tooth on a bass drum? HOW EVEN?

[@WayGroovyPal]

+heyimbigj right?

[@bobbybob1643]

Very easy trust me

[@giulianastephens3400]

I broke my tooth with my saxophone in 4th grade at my concert. It was on my lap, and we were waiting for the band teacher to tell us to play the song. When I raised it from my lap, BANG.

[@WayGroovyPal]

Ouch

[@danielshao9161]

Giuliana S at your concert? Wow

[@GioMusicz]

what my band director sees kids always playing when he is talking to a kid

[@Batz4brains]

3:50 how does one forget there harness?

[@jjwillia]

*their

[@Batz4brains]

Shuuuu i make mistakes

[@jjwillia]

haha gg

[@mima8583]

our center snare forgot his drum for the second most important performance of the season.

[@benjaminstephenson5165]

alex fallenangel their*

[@warriorscatsstudios]

This'll be my last year in band, I'm going to miss those little buggers

[@DenisThatcher1969]

What band student names their instruments?

[@dgrrt3700]

ME! I play horn and Mello, my horns name is Frenchy and my Mello is Mellony. (I know original)

[@MinecraftGamingChick]

I do! My clarinet is named Clara, my brown ukulele is named Chloe and my red uke is named Max.

[@orphanaccount-l8r]

+Jenny M. My saxophones name is France and my oboes name is Bamboboe

[@kodyritt1681]

I named my trumpet Donald trumpet

[@cryoaxes]

my trombones name is tromonice...his nickname is tromboner

[@k123ason]

When 2:20 happens, and you play tuba...

[@kayleejones3166]

kason cheese I agree

[@atc_nth]

Ikr lol

[@natalielay5052]

kason cheese the unfortunate moment.

[@aguyontheinterwebs3576]

kason cheese I play baritone it happens all the time

[@k123ason]

Polny Vlogs If that is a nightmare for you, imagine it happening with a tuba!

[@kennyeyster5496]

my trumpets name is Donald Trump lol

[@aguyontheinterwebs3576]

Kenny eyster I thought that to

[@doctorlove6090]

WASTED OPPORTUNITY FOR DONALD TRUMPET

[@aguyontheinterwebs3576]

Ikr

[@internetel7245]

Kenny eyster I name my trumpet Donald Trumpet (pronounced troompet)

[@shovel8267]

Kenny eyster U mean Donald Trumpet

[@alexkao3439]

The end made me cry! I can honestly say that being in band is what lead me to being where I am now, studying music college. People like you inspire me Mr. Sarvey!

[@zoryzer7413]

1:45 are those are Bari sax cases? If so why four? So many I'm the only Bari in the whole school.

[@topoyillo7358]

SAME and when we went to go play with the high school at one of their football games, I was put in between the tube and the bass trumpet because even in HIGH SCHOOL MARCHING BAND they don't have one Bari while the other school had like 4 of them... I was sooo sad... TT^TT

[@emmalinef0073]

Zoryzer one of our beri saxes moved so now we have one dont feel bad

[@itsbrando3358]

Zoryzer me too

[@internetel7245]

Zoryzer Be proud, child. It's was the same at w different schools for me. (I don't play saxophone but there was always only one bari sax... that it none) I play trumpet xD

[@Jose-cp1ov]

There is probably one for concert, symphonic, honors, and jazz

[@julianat.5199]

Hahaha why is this so true. I am a flute player and my clarinet section has this one kid that is like I can't play this note.

[@rileykeene7614]

Same, but it's not her, it's the clarinet, because one day we switched mouthpieces and played each other's clarinets and I was having issues with it too. There's something wrong with it, but no one, including the band director, can figure out what.

[@crow2250]

IKR I play clarinet and this think I'd that sat next to me COULDN'T PLAY AT ALL!!!! I even joined 1/2 sweep late and I was still better than him

[@patchesblau]

J Tiensivu oml same what's your flutes name?

[@caitlynstockton4551]

I play flute! FLUTE IS AWESOME.

[@kittytriestoanimate8881]

Thats me whenever i play i say "OH GOD I CAN'T PLAY THAT NOTE" TvT

[@needsmoreboosters4264]

To fix the wobbly stands to some extent, look under the base for a bolt. Hold the shaft in one place and turn the bolt. I think. This was over a year ago for me.

[@turenatopp8499]

i named my bari sax Gary

[@teagueshelton7716]

turena topp I named mine barry

[@EmiCubez]

Lol this is how it was in 6th grade 😂👌

[@ZachLawson2027]

The trumpet is Donald trumpet

[@rileyolson711]

nah it's always either always timmy or tommy

[@minicookiescraft9626]

Mine was/is Trampet and my friend’s was Donald Trumpet as well XD

[@sweetpotato3427]

@@rileyolson711 my trumpets name is Logan the second

[@uReeHAVlogs]

this why trumpEts don’t deSERVE rIghts

[@uReeHAVlogs]

jk love you-

[@SwayingPen39953]

He forgot the trombones saying,"I need lube".

[@markbullo7603]

And dont forget when the teacher calls on your section to play a measure but you dont know how to play it

[@kaylapadua3175]

Wow our band flips each other off sometimes and our teacher just laughs and acts like a crazy person

[@ObsessedDCIkid]

A few of the trumpets actually named their instruments, the only one I can remember is from my best friend, and her trumpet's name was, "Bartholomeus Matthew Garcias III" And I play french horn, so I named that, "Maj. LiHornie" I gave him a backstory, too. He was a fighter in the military during The War Of The Winds. He was on the Brass side, with percussion allies. One day he tripped and fell into a trap, causing a dent in the bell. He hasn't fully recovered, however, he has his PTSD human (me) to help him get through his troubles. I care for him well, cleaning the mouthpiece regularly and greasing the slides properly. He is happy and healthy now, however with a scar that shows his battle to those who come in contact with him.

[@Caleb_Guffey]

When stands fall that's the one sign that it's a. Monday b. Gona be the worst day of my life

[@stalecheerio1192]

why the hell is this so accurate especially the bad stands; what’s worse are the ones that fly forward that you put like a single piece of paper on and it sinks down immediately

[@blakewhatcott1909]

Who else plays trombone?

[@PenguMatthew]

Blake Whatcott me

[@blakewhatcott1909]

Cool!

[@Thomas-qy3ox]

Blake Whatcott I do

[@SummerForg]

Me!!!!

[@sam-roll9828]

I used to play, whaddup

[@J4ZZMAN616]

Funny! I played the sax since 6th grade. Been in band for years. I'm a Junior at Central Washington University in Ellensburg Washington! It's so much fun!

[@aleksnebula6253]

this is very true everybody does these things this video is accurate good job

[@seabastianabsol4053]

"I can't find any extra stands". I literally used a folder and a chair at my winter concert

[@imbetterthanu503]

I know I’m not the only one who names their instrument admit it you can’t hide it.

[@emmacobb5377]

My band are like siblings to me. So much rivalry but we still care about each other!

[@neerajgogate491]

The band kids in my school call us orchestra orchdorks

[@huskypuppypaws4850]

I LOVE your profile pic

[@neerajgogate491]

Thanks! That's a very nice dog!

[@afloatingpineapple6170]

I *HATE* it with a passion when my music lands on someone else’s spit 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😂

[@tpcx8086]

"Is this a... H?!?!"- Me, today. I've been playing for 3 years. I need help xD

[@catsthepope1037]

My flute’s name is Bob. Bob the Flute. My friend’s flute is Jeffery No they are not flute puns. Fight me.

[@StealthheartDraws]

if you get all of these, then what band do you teach? i can relate to the mouthpiece though. when i first played the trombone, I put the mouthpiece in too hard. it was funny because i spent like 5 min trying to get it out before my director finally handed me some oil also your uniforms are awesome ...and i can relate. i knocked out my tooth with my trombone. you know, normal people hurt themselves in suicides. i hurt myself at "horns up"

[@meganmcintyre5195]

stealthheartocarina z I got my mouthpiece stuck in my trombone because I was hitting it and I was making like a cool sound so I kept hitting and my band teacher was like don't do that it's gonna get stuck and when band was over I pulled on my mouthpiece to take it out and put it away and I was stuck and I told my band teacher and she had to use pliers to get it out

[@london3045]

The school I currently go to doesn't have band, but we have a trombone and a trumpet (from when we used to have a music program....my school got rid of it) and some of the kids in my class were messing around with the instruments during recess and got the mouthpieces stuck on both of them. The janitor had to use players to get them out.

[@ariamonster2410]

I managed to cut my hand oiling my slide somehow

[@huskypuppypaws4850]

+Louis you mean pliers😂

[@vanityrage1984]

I remember watching this when I was a band kid in middle school. I’m not a band kid now and I wish I could go back to those times

[@bammmyouuu7752]

2:48 I know a girl. Her name is Claire. And she plays the Clarinet.

[@ryovanderpool2216]

I play in band, orchestra, jazz band, all city band, I have piano lessons, I have swimming everyday but Sunday. *save me*

[@wendyproulx1167]

I play in band, jazz band, help out with choir, and piano (no Orchestra at my school)

[@sweetpotato3427]

I'm in band, jazz band, cheer, softball, science Olympiad

[@emily-tg8wk]

the second half of this video made me so nostalgic for marching season. thanks for making this (also i love ur uniforms wow)

[@gonzalez1823]

My school has a tuba that Is 50 year old tuba named crunchy, his name is crunchy because he is very dented, and crunched up. We can’t fix him because it would be too expensive

[@ahhotbackup5109]

most Woodwinds: I can't breathe. Flute playing me who can't breathe all that well. "I can breathe just fine you lazy crap stains."

[@PotatoBanana243]

Making human tables, chair mountains, dancing, and the bonds we build, our band shirts from last year said “One heart, one soul, one band, one goal.”

[@jonathanresler6007]

Had a person come in late because they were getting coffee

[@brynnbowen2542]

I need help, I play French horn and violin. Honestly, I'm finding myself quite bored with the french horn. For the longest time I've always wanted to play alto sax. The only reason I ever chose french horn was because it was a scholarship instrument, I don't have a passion for it at all. At my school, band starts in fifth grade. I am in 6th grade now, so I've been playing french horn for nearly two years, seeing as the school year is coming close to an end. So I don't think it will be that much of a big deal to switch to sax? All I know is that, in 7th grade for my school, band strays getting really serious, so If i wanted to switch, it would be best to do so before hand. Should I switch? I don't want to be caught up doing something I don't like, and I really want to play saxophone! Please help i need opinions!

[@writingwizard4227]

Brynn Bowen I know this is a year later, but YES! The alto sax is a brilliant instrument, and I don’t think your band director will mind. It shouldn’t be that big of a deal, either, unless there are very few French horns at your school. But yeah, switch to the sax. #SAX4LYFE

[@peachyjimin2193]

Oh mr.sarvey you know us better than anyone

[@rootbeer0313]

Sarvey dude!!! Band geeks for life!!!

[@Thomas_Varnell]

3:44 At least you brought the snare. In 8th grade I forgot to bring the entire bass drum.

[@virginiacody7101]

My brother's clarinet is called George Cloony

[@lightzya8137]

The mouthpiece getting stuck for the trombone is litterly me

[@jensenabramson6234]

there's always those few stands...

[@idkagoodnamewithalastname5622]

I was actually the kid who thought there was something wrong with my flute on my freshman year. At the end of the year, I showed up to my first lesson of private lessons with it and she said it was extremely broken but we brought it in anyways. It broke in the middle of our lesson the next week and so that is the legendary tale of how that statement ONCE became true.

[@lunar_queen3395]

drum stick part happened to but I did not know there right there

[@Diavolofromanotherwarudo]

My band director once told the sax section that they go well with the "hollow black tubes of death" while looking at the oboes and clarinets.

[@bestfriendsquad8234]

"My G wont come out" "Some one stole my music" Im im band and there is 1 trumpet 2 clarinets 1 flute 1 tuba and 2 saxophones that actually goes to band pratice and i play clarinet and my clarinet name is clare

[@maddie_8053]

My one friend who is a uphonium is always chewing gum while playing so I have to chase her around the school to spit it out before band lol😂

[@gavinrandall6608]

Who plays saxophone and keeps forgetting there reeds

[@bellawells9161]

Gavin Randall How do you forget a reed? Shouldn't you carry a few in your case?

[@FriveeDidAThing]

ME.

[@gavinrandall6608]

Bella Wells well you put 3 in your case, then you break one, give one to a friend, and then realize you were playing and forgot your reed at home.

[@bellawells9161]

Gavin Randall Oh... I NEVER share my reeds. I have really nice Vandoren ones and a lot of my friends use Rico, and they break theirs a lot, so I don't want mine destroyed. But that's just me.

[@kendylthompson922]

Yup same but my clarinet, we can't keep reeds in our cases either because we share instruments (we clean them every time tho"

[@kasmacdaid8770]

I love this, so pure. It’s the same way for my band, just one big crazy family ❤️☺️

[@dollsandmilk]

I'M SO SHOWING TO MY MUSIC TEACHERS! I play the Viola

[@austenacosta4517]

And whenever the trumpets mess up it’s always the “my keys are stickey”

[@saxophonistrule5746]

You named your sax the same name as mineXD

[@truwho9241]

Big Momma Mine is named Barry.

[@gavinrandall6608]

Big Momma mines jazzy see what I did there

[@ryanseller6617]

Big Momma I named my Bari sax big boy jaqualious

[@emmagrace3244]

I named my tenor sax Sherlock

[@ZFG1467]

Big Momma my Soprano is named Sydney DeVictoria the Curved because it's my curved soprano

[@fuzzydice1179]

I'm still having flash backs from when someone threw their baritone during halftime... *IT'S A BIRD! IT'S A PLANE! Oh wait, it's just a 2100$ Baritone.*

[@neptuneninja4958]

Lmao

[@lzh93]

Trumpets for president.

[@galaxygoldfish853]

A girl at my school played clarinet and her name was Claire. This was three years ago and the Claire-inet name stuck with her

[@SpimNick]

2:45 I call my euphonium phiona

[@dathomirmaul5899]

You also forgot, "My slide lock is stuck." and the low brass section saying, "Can we just get the melody once?"

[@FreddyFazbear-pc8sv]

LOL I’m a clarinet and I was joking with a friend of mine and I called my clarinet Claire

[@eibhlinteague4967]

And that every student ever walks in and says THESE EXACT WORDS: Are we playing today?

[@apunnojustice7475]

this is beginning band

[@topoyillo7358]

Much like beginning band

[@mercedeshall5991]

I've watched this video several times now. It's still just as good as the first time I watched it.

[@larrysarvey3038]

Thanks friend.

[@rawrythedinosaur4748]

I'm a trumpet guy

[@shadowstorm3999]

Rawry the dinosaur I love your profile pic

[@crow2250]

Rawry the dinosaur good job

[@hkissire]

I'm a trumpet girl, there is only 2 girl trumpets in my band class including me

[@rhondasmith6391]

Maxcampcamp I'm the only girl

[@jazzxy8675]

The feeling when you get a bad stand in band

[@sugakookiez8180]

My brother named his euphonium Jerry

[@emmalambert5189]

My flute name is Charlie and my friends is Edward and then she named her hamsters after our flutes

[@seanwdrs8220]

Who here plays the oboe! Oh, just me 😢😢😢

[@GalliumGX]

I git a mouthpiece stuck on a saxophone

[@eskimojoe5474]

Welp, that was my last reed...

[@crow2250]

JoeBat232 you're always supposed to have three reeds in your case IDIOT

[@_Www.BatteryAcid.org_]

Crap.....

[@Brave_Aviator]

I usually put 5 in mine

[@hannahslife201]

The person that sits next to me is always late to class and so before he gets there I switch stands

[@kevinlam5458]

I have a trumpet, it named Donald Trumpet. :)

[@spookree5835]

As a band kid, I can confirm

[@spookree5835]

Totally naming my old flute Filbert tho

[@marabrinton7214]

See, there isn’t any accurate percussion things😂 I’m always told we have the easiest job, and I literally have to play over 100 instruments😂😂

[@nonchalantree6604]

whats funny is that he is so accurate except nobody ever wants to miss band -_-

[@shookkepner4147]

my flute’s name is teddison lll

[@jasperwinchester749]

shookkepner Mine is... Arnold.

[@vlz.matthew]

"so there was this one time at band camp"

[@Justsomegamergamingandstuff]

My sticks are named papa's beatin sticks

[@danimalscrunchers4753]

WHAT IS THIS, WHAT TYPE OF MYSIC ROOM HAS LOCKERS

[@gabemoseley4785]

I got so triggered when he said "harness" instead of "carrier"

[@drewabbott8403]

i mean, I once got a quarter got stuck in my friend's trumpet. To be fair, his mouthpiece got stuck in my euphonium.

[@yajairavigil5133]

Who else plays the Saxaphone here ?? Anyone ? Or is it just me ??🤔

[@huskypuppypaws4850]

Your not alone;) I play Alto and tenor

[@writingwizard4227]

Lupe Martinez I play the alto sax! SAX BUDDIES

[@inanwlf1841]

This is hilarious! Being a band student, I find this especially amusing. Good job, this made me laugh pretty hard!