What bro country sounds like to people who don't like bro country

[@ThereIRuinedIt]

Extended version now on Spotify, etc! (Just had to replace the Luke Bryan A.I. voice)

[@IdealIdeas100]

Can we listen to it anywhere else?

[@bold810]

Jeff Jarrett/Ric Flair StutterStep Swagger Anna Stare.🎉

[@Theegreygaming]

sadly this is still better than most country today.

[@LAZRGATR]

You had to remove the Luke Bryan AI? Why? He’s the most generic country voice out there lmao

[@TwoAcresandaMule]

@@LAZRGATR LOL

[@declanashmore]

I had no idea what bro country was, until I heard this. "Oh yeah, this stuff."

[@aguynamedJason]

I call it di-ear-rhhea

[@Treydemark]

same. i simply called it country

[@ScottBFree]

I think the proper term is "cracker rap"

[@Supermanohman]

My cousins listen to this and I had no idea bro country was a thing until now and I have to share this

[@bEtHeSdA_LAME_sTuDi0s]

​@@Treydemark70s-90s country was actually genuine and soulful.

[@rasputozen]

Gonna slip this into the rotation at the next barbecue and see if anyone notices.

[@ItsaB3AR]

I expect they won’t 😂

[@nanagreenhouse]

"BROOO I LOVE THIS SONG WHO IS THIS??" *shotguns beer*

[@AdirondackRuby]

Add in Bo Burnham's Country Song too!

[@blackjed]

Will need updates

[@whathappy6052]

Update us with a video when you do!

[@w.arning]

"She left me / but i did not care / drove my Chevy to the fridge / and got another beer..." - Hank Wayne

[@Hypnotically_Caucasian]

"Alcoholism doesn't run in our family- it drives. Caffeine gives you the clarity to grab the keys."

[@thatguy6227]

@@Hypnotically_Caucasian meth*

[@DeMoreAF]

​@@thatguy6227 fuck yeah 😎 jk, you need Jesus.

[@thatguy6227]

@@DeMoreAF me and Jesus BEEN cool 🙏

[@gods-2nd-silliest-goose]

*Wank Hayne

[@henrymars6626]

Bro-country is the funniest wikipedia article I have ever read. It "caused a civil war" in the country community. The image is hilarious.

[@olliegoria]

I'm literally just picturing cowboys of the ages of under 30 and over 55 having a massive bar brawl in some dive bar in Nashville.

[@HomeySauce]

😂

[@trarroyo]

You didn't ruin it. You perfected it. Distilled to the highest purity.

[@qwertyasdf4081]

The Walter White of country music

[@AF-tv6uf]

Agreed. This IS true country. Mainstream country was pretending to sound like something else. We've been Truckpilled by this fellow.

[@TheAechBomb]

this is the everclear of country

[@MarieAntoinetteandherlittlesis]

@@AF-tv6ufLMAO truck-pilled is now going to be a community on KZbin.

[@AF-tv6uf]

@@MarieAntoinetteandherlittlesis Truckpilled is realizing that global warming can be ended if we put super-efficient carbon-capture tech on a giant 4x4 and burn all the oil, then make nanotubes out of the carbon and suddenly it's the World of Tomorrow we always wanted...Mind blown yet, darlin'? Yee-haw.

[@christcarscountry6870]

"Fake Southern drawl" was the nail in country's coffin lmao. Court adjourned.

[@clydecraft5642]

Yeah… all the country guys sound fake southern instead of just putting on a smooth voice

[@seanculver8876]

Predating the fake country drawl were a plethora of female country singers using the “SSSSH” sound at every turn. “Funny faisssh, I luuve eww, Funny faisssh, ah need ewww, Theesssh are tha ssshweeatest words ahv evah hurd.”

[@TheDsRequiem]

​@@seanculver8876what

[@murrayshekelberg9754]

As a southerner with an Appalachain/deep south accent, I can confirm those fake southern accents are terrible and stand out. Never saw many actors that could do it properly either.

[@Loj84]

Even having never been to the south, it’s so obvious the drawl is forced and fake.

[@Bacxaber]

"Got a beer in my beer" is actually fucking hilarious.

[@XenoZbornak]

And a Chevy in my truck.

[@Murph_gaming]

Beerception.

[@phychmasher]

@@Murph_gaming so you can beer while you beer.

[@thomas.thomas]

@@phychmasherand truck while you Chevy

[@DudeSoWin]

Makes a lot of sense when the bartender is offering flaming spiced tequila with the worm in it. No thanks, beer in my beer.

[@turbo_marc]

This is the type of music they blast at full volume in a Texas Roadhouse while you eat some of the best rolls and cinnamon butter the United States has to offer

[@rookcapcoldblood2618]

THANK YOU! Some of the most phenomenal dough on the planet!

[@SF-ku2hp]

Hell yeah then get some dirt on your tires from the dirt road road while you drive your truck on the dirt road to drink more beer on your tailgate in Chevy truck

[@glittle2023]

My only weakness is those rolls.

[@HypeShot-27]

Don't forget about the legendary hand-cut steaks, fall-off-the-bone ribs, and made-from-scratch sides

[@joshua.harazin]

Sister Schubert's dinner yeast rolls. Walmart freezer section. Basically identical.

[@Qoboiboi]

beer: 18 times truck: 17 times dirt: 13 times road: 8 times girl: 6 times boots: 6 times

[@monroerobbins7551]

Thank you

[@vixxcelacea2778]

Thems the priorities.

[@VesBox-s2g]

beer wins again

[@Dad_Lyon]

What about Friday? Eh, just 2. Good list.

[@significantlystrangeboi9929]

It would be funnier if it added up to 77 because that’s how long according to this channel that country music “lived” for. But no, it adds up to 51.

[@jacksfilms]

I saluted at the whistle

[@frebdle3067]

hi john douglass

[@NapoleonZ_]

Hi jacksfilms

[@vrimb1]

nice

[@TheWaffleEdits]

It’s the man, the myth, the legend JohnathonMovies

[@vae8652]

Greatest crossover in KZbin history 🙏

[@wieldylattice3015]

“I got a Chevy in my truck,” -Auto transporters

[@gregbors8364]

Personally, I don’t understand all that technical truck jargon 🤷‍♂️

[@treeman5263]

That was a great one lol 😂🤦‍♂️

[@Viscalis]

@@gregbors8364Chevy is a brand…. that makes trucks….

[@gregbors8364]

@@ViscalisSlow down, bro… that’s way over my head

[@Viscalis]

@@gregbors8364 That is literally common knowledge. Chevrolet makes cars and trucks? How do you not know that? Unless you’re not North American?

[@dime_nail]

The only thing missing is the constant name-dropping of country legends, Hank Williams, George Straight, Willie, etc...

[@Hi_Lonesome]

I feel like it could have talked about fishin’ a bit more. A masterpiece regardless

[@ninyaninjabrifsanovichthes45]

Hank Song

[@lightningscott5624]

....and the hand clap section!

[@Jeremy.Bearemy]

​​@@ninyaninjabrifsanovichthes45 1:06

[@thrillrtflc]

That's because doing so would replace David Allen Coe's "You Never Even Called Me By My Name" as the greatest country and western song of all time.

[@velocirapture89]

“Got a beer in my beer and a Chevy in my truck” - William Shakespeare, King Lear

[@keithl8300]

Hank William Shakesbeer

[@theredneckcatholic1417]

@@keithl8300 Well for what it's worth, Hank Williams was the antithesis of this kind of country music. He would be rolling in his grave at this kind of music.

[@z74d-oy2uj]

at some point in life it is what it is ant it ain't what it ain't

[@danielkover7157]

​@@keithl8300 Underrated comment, right here, lol. 😂

[@spudwickthrockmorton2112]

@@keithl8300they used to call Hank Sr “hillbilly shakespeare”

[@LordKlektar]

“I’m proud of my pride” Dude, that is a great line.

[@burgeryoufoundbehindthegrill]

I snorted at that one 😂

[@allanoostenbrink1362]

It is one of the lines of all time

[@BrettWyrick]

I was the thousandth thumbs up to this comment! It was at 999 and I hit the thumb! Do I win anything?

[@The_child-catcher]

​@@BrettWyrickyou can now be proud of your pride.

[@milascave2]

Especially for somebody who has a beer in his beer and a Chevy in his truck. Now that's something to be proud to be proud of.

[@Hyssopo]

"Fishbait. Tailgate. Small town, yall! Hank song, whiskey shot, fake southern drawl!" Honestly the best part of the song

[@Dad_Lyon]

I preferred "I got my boots in the dirt. Got the dirt from the dirt road beneath my truck." I really appreciate comedy in threes apparently.

[@Freakears]

And of course bro country singers don't deserve to mention Hank, who is surely spinning in his grave over what they've done to the genre.

[@donlitt]

Sounds like it’s from a radio song 😂😂

[@eddiemalvin]

​@@Freakears Hank Williams inadvertently helped spawn this insufferable musical abomination. I'm sorry but the blood dripping from our ears is on Hank's hands.

[@DigitalDeinosuchus]

That part did go hard

[@Gerishnakov]

Have you considered putting some merch together? I would pay for a t-shirt informing people that I've got a beer in my beer and a chevy in my truck.

[@ChrisTopher-id4mz]

For me either “Beer! Beer! Beer! And I’m proud of my pride!” or “Red White and Blue girl Friday Night” would be awesome shirts

[@5MadMovieMakers]

Truck in my truck... Truckception

[@dantecontreras887]

Beer in my beer Beerception

[@M1styang3ldoesyoutubethingz]

TWO TRUCKS-

[@Lautyrr]

​@@M1styang3ldoesyoutubethingz-HAVING TRUCKS

[@M1styang3ldoesyoutubethingz]

@@Lautyrr two trucks, having trucks.

[@ObjectColosseumOfficial]

@@M1styang3ldoesyoutubethingz two trucks

[@michaelmclaughlin6542]

You could play this on most country radio stations and nobody would even know it was meant as parody. It would just blend right in.

[@powertothesheeple5422]

People would call in and request "let me hear that Chevy in my truck song"

[@carrollpatriot5909]

Fun fact. That’s the exact story behind cotton eyed joe. Rednex is a country parody band that wrote a song about nothing making fun of how country music sounds. And Americans loved it

[@cs91635]

Cotton Eye Joe is a folk song from the 19th century

[@nondescriptstraightwhitema6138]

​@chrisswinney9163 its also about stds

[@renderedfrog]

fr

[@kyototomokui6676]

This is exactly what bro country sounds like no matter how much you like it.

[@OR56]

People who don’t know where your pfp is from: :) People who recognize it: *Mr Incredible uncanny face*

[@kyototomokui6676]

@@OR56 Wait how do you know what it is? 🤨

[@Annihilator49]

​@@OR56 He got you! Haha. 😊

[@Errenium]

​@@kyototomokui6676what is it?

[@kyototomokui6676]

@@Errenium Character from an adult internet comic.

[@WadeWilson_]

This is why when I hear people say "I don't like country" I ask "well have you heard real country?"

[@MoultrieGeek]

Exactly.

[@AxylusMaximus]

Gotta call it something slightly different though so they think it's a new niche thing like, "deep country" or "free country"

[@retelefe]

It happened with all genres.... the newer artists have drift away far enough that it sounds like a different subgenre to what it originally sounded like

[@JenksAnro]

Any time any word is rhymed with itself will always be funny and there are no exceptions

[@jacobshirley3457]

It's fine if the previous words rhyme (without being the same). It's funny if the previous words are also the same.

[@Arat1t1]

The one exception being if it's the same word with a different meaning. Moustache by Twin Twin even does a triplet, same pronounciation but three different meanings.

[@jacobshirley3457]

@@Arat1t1 Yea. At a minimum, be clever.

[@tehm-tpc]

Extra credit if you further put the solo in the key of the song you're stealing instead of your actual key because you don't know enough theory to realize your mistake...

[@KurNorock]

Ever heard a Nicki Manaj song? Literally every one of them had a word rhymed with itself at least 4 or 5 times in a row.

[@TheCosmicChicken]

He's got a beer in his beer, so he's got a dog at the wheel as his designated driver. At least he's responsible.

[@phillipsafarik9448]

I wouldn't be so quick to assume that dog has not had a few beers himself

[@demon10205]

He also has a Chevy in his truck

[@doznt12]

I'll drink to that!

[@MrSlayerboy99]

@@phillipsafarik9448beers have a funny way of spilling over whenever they’re left at snout level haha

[@murderinmurphy6501]

When you get beer in your beer it’s time to call it a night.

[@juancovarrubias2918]

"in memory of country music" is a statement too honest.

[@katwil89]

And 1999 is just about correct as the year it died.

[@nappa3550]

​@@katwil89yup.

[@jherboss2516]

@@katwil89I'd wager 2001 considering you know what

[@codydicken6400]

I’ve always said that Tim McGraw song about the little boy going fishing was the official end.

[@kugelblitz1557]

​@@codydicken6400 Murder on Music Row live at the Astrodome has been the one I counted as the end. That last live concert George Strait did there.

[@BFD378]

My wife & I get way more enjoyment from this absolute banger than we really deserve. Thank you so much for this masterpiece!

[@PhillipAllenShio]

"Beer, beer, beer, and I'm proud of my pride!" That line gives me goosebumps every time.

[@sbsftw4232]

Bars

[@RonnieStanley-tc6vi]

It's very brah-triotic.

[@jimc.goodfellas]

As an American I relate to that on a cellular level

[@USGovsOwnersRtheRealEnemy]

Truinternationapressun

[@mikayla_collie]

just make sure it's _your_ pride, and not someone elses!!!

[@MountainSionnach]

"In memory of country music (1922 - 1999)" I felt that so much lol

[@yeehaw23smitty]

Absolutely.

[@hoobness]

1999!!? Nah 1990. Garth Brooks' Low Places was the beginning of bro country.

[@maddhatter3564]

very few country songs after about 92.

[@sweetpepino1907]

Long dead, but not forgotten.

[@llxxlxxlxxll]

Check out Sturgill Simpson and Tyler Childers. There's a few left still doing it. But yeah it's dead

[@blackened872]

These lyrics were way less predictable than a modern country song. Much more variety here and it’s astonishingly enjoyable

[@sledzeppelin]

I agree! "Cut-off jeans" instead of "tight jeans" is really innovative.

[@jswizzleson1]

😂😂😂 too funny

[@JamesBongo]

Yeah i hate fun happy music too simple didnt even discuss systematic oppression of the lower class,how short our existance on earth is, or the inevitable doom lingering in the fact that nothing last and no one survives this life. .... booo!

[@linguicaguy]

​@@JamesBongowhat is the schizo talking about? 💀

[@JamesBongo]

@@linguicaguy everybody emo

[@LA6NPA]

Bro country really is just lists of things set to a melody.

[@ryangayowski1309]

"Beer, beer, beer, and I'm proud of my pride" might be the most American phrase ever written lol 😆

[@slipknot54095]

😂 🇺🇲🇺🇲

[@Pseudowolf]

It reminded me of a verse from "Stupid Texas Song" by Austin Lounge Lizards": By God we're so darn proud to be from Texas - yahoo! Even of our pride we're proud and we're proud of that pride, too Our pride about our home state is the proudest pride indeed And we're proud to be Americans, until we can secede

[@Edited6]

To be fair it fits Irish folk music pretty damn well too :P

[@crayonzii]

I love Americans, they’re just so cute with their pride stuff

[@ryangayowski1309]

​@@crayonziiYeah, it's like watching a child hang a picture of a kitty cat on the refrigerator they are pleased with 😅😅

[@GoogleUser-wf7bn]

"Modern country is just bad rock music with a violin track" - Tom Petty

[@SkyPilot-qx2sb]

Damm Petty bein savage

[@nonome8206]

​@@SkyPilot-qx2sb sounds kinda petty to me

[@SkyPilot-qx2sb]

@@nonome8206 aaaahhhh I see what ya did there

[@CM4wsler]

Nowadays its bad hip hop music with redneck pandering

[@Banthisyoutube-zs6sx]

​@@nonome8206ba dum tiss

[@whiltoecardhonian3054]

So damn true. My wife likes this type of music and started playing it in the car on our way to a 3 hour destination. I started hearing shit like “putting beer in my tractor and giving my horse a gun” I was just like “what the fuck is this shit?” lol no way they think this is good in the studio

[@RobMacKendrick]

There was that song about... 20 years ago now (damn) that went "Gotta get a little mud on the tires", and I swear the first time I heard that line I thought he was saying, "Gotta get a little blood on the tires." Sh*t got all Deliverance all of a sudden...

[@jamesgizasson]

​@@RobMacKendrick I loved that song. Granted, I was 17 driving on a fresh license in my old Accord... XD There were pretty much two genres of music on the radio then: country and classic rock. That was one of the last country songs I remember liking. T^T

[@Foxx488]

@@RobMacKendrick that would be "Mud on the tires" by Brad Paisley

[@RobMacKendrick]

@@Foxx488 It is indeed.

[@titaniumvideos1039]

You should introduce her to older country music it's so much better and actually tells real and heartwarming stories through good music this new stuff is awful

[@extrabigmehdi]

I didn't know what to be proud of. But now, I'm proud of my pride. Thanks.

[@TheWaffleEdits]

As someone who listens to bro country, this is exactly what it sounds like

[@Eliasraoficeal]

I agree 😅😅

[@Daemonhawk]

As a guy who can’t stand country… I can get behind this.

[@bulldawgsmedia]

This is way too close to the real thing. It is sad what “music” has become.

[@penguiin12]

say youre sorry for having awful taste

[@lewistasso8866]

It's time to discover what Country Music used to be. Check out the music from the '90s and then look up the legends and get that bad taste out!

[@zigjib]

There it is folks, we've gone so far beyond parody that the parody will be a hit song in the genre it was meant to be parodying.

[@InfernosReaper]

If you've heard that Beyonce country song....

[@cara-seyun]

That’s true for basically all good parodies Like how all of Weird Al’s songs are still great examples of the genre

[@OlaftheGreat]

It's like that Italian guy who was making fun of how Italian people in the 70s were obsessed with English/American culture, so he wrote a song filled with utter gibberish that sounded vaguely like English. It became extremely popular

[@zigjib]

@@OlaftheGreat It's nothing like that. You're be perrotish and I'm starting to find it offensive.

[@NiarahHawthorne]

Not the first time that's happened (Example: Song 2 by Blur. It was made to mock grunge and unironically became a hit.)

[@Ang3lUki]

I used to work as a janitor at an oil services company, and EVERYONE there listened to bro country. Luke Bryan's voice is burned into my skull, and this is PAIN

[@MichaelDeMersLA]

I cannot imagine a worse job than janitor at an oil field service company. Thank you for putting my own suffering into perspective. An oilfield caterer in Midland area told me that they used to drive down a line of trucks on a 4x4 and have out catered meals served in 5 gallon buckets. Like there's a burger in there and then they just fill a huge bucket with fries and stuff

[@michelegraham1181]

I used to work at a copy and print shop, and the other two women there listened to Luke Bryan when they opened the store. I told my friends: "Luke Bryan has one song, and he's released it a thousand times, and no one notices but me."

[@Ang3lUki]

@@MichaelDeMersLA Whoo I'm glad I never got shipped up, I just cleaned mobile generator units and the warehouse where they stored them after being shipped back from the slope.

[@Ang3lUki]

@@MichaelDeMersLA I knew a line cook who worked on the north slope for decades, one of the most miserable men I've ever met

[@EpsilonKnight2]

It's the same pain working in various retail places in the south too. Hardware stores, sporting goods stores and hunting places like Bass Pro Shop play this trash 24/7 and it's maddening.

[@SovietReunionYT]

Top content. Spectacular. Works both as a "never fails to make me smile" video and as an actual top quality song to add to the playlist.

[@FrankBlissett]

I don't like bro-country, and I know this is a parody ... but you've just released the greatest hook I've heard in decades!

[@andrewkoster6506]

GOT A BEER IN MY BEER / AND A CHEVY IN MY TRUCK

[@Qossuth]

@@andrewkoster6506 Exactly that.

[@Globbaglobglob]

As much as i love it the drums are too busy for the genre and the mixings a bit rough for it to pass as radio quality

[@micahdietrich7166]

I feel the same way!

[@masterbaiter9856]

​@@Globbaglobglob"radio quality"😂

[@BingWrosby]

Went with some friends last minute to a Luke Bryan concert. We were way out in the lawn seats where we could hear every 3rd or 4th word or so. This is incredibly accurate.

[@chrismurphyracing94]

I saw him once in like 2011 and I swear he was just completely hammered messing around on a piano

[@divinecomedian2]

I'm sorry you had to witness thst

[@irok1]

​@@divinecomedian2I'm sorry you missed out

[@crescentfreshbret]

“I’m prouda my pride!” 😆

[@KalynTrubia]

I got to go to a show to. HES SO GOOD

[@indoorroadkill3369]

With self driving trucks becoming reality, it's only a matter of time before we hear songs about a guy's truck leaving him...

[@jennrat2982]

This got me thinking about a George Strait lyric...'Thinkin' maybe my trucks... gotten good at goodbyyye' 😂

[@iroll]

I can't imagine that this joke is original, but it's the first time I've heard it, so you get credit for the spray of wine on my monitor 😂

[@EvMund]

Been a thing for years, it's called "my truck up and left me"

[@mystacris]

The scary thing is, this already happened.....

[@SkyCloudsStudios]

And the truck took the girlfriend, the kids and the tractor in the divorce

[@tellmewhenitsover]

I used to live in a town where we could only get 2 radio stations. One was this non stop, the other was half top 10 soulless autotune party anthem crap and then half this. I still like driving without music.

[@TaigaCatOfficial]

“Got a beer in my beer” Maybe that’s why he had a Chevy in his truck

[@fight_against_bullshit]

At least he was proud of his pride, beer beer beer 🍻

[@kimmiann5690]

*cut off jeans truck

[@SirPhysics]

I think that's got more to do with the dog at the wheel. Wouldn't be my first choice for a designated driver.

[@bobbobson3999]

He was drinking a beer in his beer while driving down a dirty dirt road and now he has a chevy in his truck. lol

[@stormthrush37]

Finally a song that accurately summarizes the dilemma of growing up in the country as someone who can't stand most country music.

[@thetobi583]

Born in a small town, raised on country, only to turn metal the instant I heard "OH AH AH AH AH" for the first time. I know that feel

[@druid_zephyrus]

Listen to "Country Song" by Bo Burnham if you liked this song

[@AF-tv6uf]

@@druid_zephyrus "I could sing it in Mandarin. I'd still be panderin...'

[@druid_zephyrus]

@AF-tv6uf 🎵...no shirt, no shoes, no Je*s, you didn't hear that...🎶

[@gruu]

I love american country music, but this isn't that for me. This is a faar way from Bluegrass, mountain music, acoustic instruments, traditional dances etc. There's nothing "country" about it, it's just Patriotic Southern rock, which is fine, but don't call it country xD

[@kyleanderson7026]

"Gotta beer in my beer and a Chevy in my truck" so beautiful 🥲

[@mattdobson7598]

Brought a tear to my eye 😂

[@LordDeBahs]

lyrical genius

[@mrstealyoblocks4473]

@@mattdobson7598 Brought a beer to my eye

[@mattdobson7598]

@@mrstealyoblocks4473 thanks lol. Now it is a lyrical masterpiece

[@KerioFive]

​@@mrstealyoblocks4473 my stomach hurts from laughing 🤣😵

[@venturerweegee64]

This never fails to get a laugh out of me every time it pops into my recommended. Cheers.

[@JoelEmberson]

Hear that subtle mandolin? That's textbook pandering

[@gavincarstens6497]

Gods daym, take my like !!

[@arandominternetuser5614]

found the comment!

[@DarcOfTheShadows]

Huntin' deer, chasin' trout, a Bud Light with the logo facin' out!

[@tyrellthiel2201]

Nice

[@InfernosReaper]

Yep, nuthin' like writing songs about tractors while in a private jet, right?

[@werdnusboo]

I've often wondered, "What will happen when Weird Al isn't around anymore?" But now I know: a new hero has arisen to carry that torch.

[@phoenixvance6642]

Weird al respects what he parodies. This man just callously murdered a whole genre of music

[@Yorie1234]

@@phoenixvance6642 This is more beating a horse that had already been killed by Bo Burnham

[@CoraCreates]

@@phoenixvance6642*respectfully murdered (as a parody)

[@CoraCreates]

@@Yorie1234*Did* Bo Burnham kill country…? /gq

[@TheMetalButcher]

Wield Al got replaced by weird AI.

[@UnboundParadigm]

These lyrics are so poignant, I cried a single manly tear. "Got the dirt from a dirt road beneath my truck" indeed. Such beautiful wordplay!

[@jeffhughes1318]

As long as it really was a single manly tear, that is ok. Bro.

[@wrenbyrd1093]

That’s just dirt in your eye. 😂

[@alexflosho]

"Got a beer in my beer and a Chevy in my truck" 🥲

[@levigoodwin3522]

​​@@wrenbyrd1093Red dirt, of course.

[@ManiacClown]

Do you mean you cried a singly manly beer?

[@ALkillu777]

This is so spot on im in tears

[@malign3158]

“Fish bait, tailgate, small town y’all, Hank song whisky shot, fake southern drawl” Why does it go so hard??

[@seanharris8419]

Banger

[@triplepyrite]

i could listen to this shit all day

[@Spencycle]

The words fit together so cleanly

[@kyle9401]

Because we've heard the same thing on the radio on country stations for the last couple decades haha. We're just desensitized to the point where it kind of slaps.

[@philcollinslover56705]

1:03

[@BigBossTussBall]

"That was a very nice country song but I dont get the joke." -my wife

[@XiaolinDraconis]

She must be real pretty...

[@N8_R]

Is your wife also a unicorn?

[@Ce0ammer]

​@@XiaolinDraconisNah, she just went through the school system of the US of A.

[@wesleystreet]

@@Ce0ammer She's proud of her pride.

[@TheBeefSlayer]

😂😂😂😂

[@SonRob01]

A dirt road A cold beer A blue jeans A red pickup A rural noun, simple adjective

[@katie7748]

Panderiiiiiing 🎶🎶🎶

[@achimdemus-holzhaeuser1233]

I am driving my Truck with my High Heels on .. amazing how the parodies are better country songs than country songs.

[@Cec9e13]

I love "a blue jeans"

[@thomaschilds8781]

Join two of these with the word "in" and you have half a verse already

[@x1RoBoT3x]

That is a scarecrow.

[@JackMustang]

I guess country music use to be so relaxing until I heard this which is what country sounds like now.

[@crystaleevee1334]

As someone who absolutely *hates* bro country music, can confirm, this is what it sounds like. I demand a full version with a music video now.

[@zzodysseuszz]

I don’t. I actually can’t stand this music bc of both of the sound but also the principle of it. It’s lazy garbage

[@NDiLoreto2007]

⁠@@zzodysseuszzwhoooosh

[@mayb3192]

@@zzodysseuszz r/wooosh

[@brendofire2084]

@@zzodysseuszzr/wooooooosh

[@Cec9e13]

Exactly what it sounds like.

[@ThereIRuinedIt]

I’m baaaaaaaack! I will be cautiously making my old videos public again in the coming weeks to make sure I don’t receive any more unexpected copyright strikes from Universal Music Group (who, despite my repeated contact over these 3 months, were not helpful at reinstating my channel). Which is ironic since UMG and the other labels earn the vast majority of this channel's profits because KZbin flags almost everything I post with no regard to them being parody. Fortunately, this project has never been about money, I just want to make people smile (or go running from the room). While I was away, I launched a live band version of “There I Ruined It” currently playing around Texas! If you happen to be in the Dallas area, sign up on our email list at there-i-ruined-it.com to see where we’re playing next! As always, thanks for your support! And follow me on Instagram or TikTok - I post way more often there because I have almost none of these copyright issues.

[@purplefoxy7627]

I'm glad your back. What they did to you sucked.

[@that1guythatexists]

welcome back

[@cutthroatawesome]

WE"RE BACK BABY!!!

[@your_average_nerd6861]

The legend returns! 🎉

[@MenardsManiac-tg5nz]

WELCOME BACK!

[@jonnovak6856]

I like that the dog has commandeered the truck. Presumably to escape the beer fueled bonfire where this type of music is being unironically played

[@sinrock85]

😂😂😂

[@russellziske7385]

Bro country fans won’t get your joke.

[@ferngullygusher]

This comment is as funny as the video

[@CocoFirenze]

​@russellziske7385 I know right? I'm trying to figure out a way to send it to my brother. As a 'country' fan he may not get it 🤣

[@jaybee-je9dl]

Didnt want to wait around till everyone at this sausage fest started getting a little handsy

[@pobnoonmunch2255]

Best thing I’ve encountered all day. Thanks.

[@Historybluff1986]

As a man raised on 90s country, i appreciate you recognize the fall of country music with this gem.

[@SuperChaoticus]

As someone raised on 60s and 70s Country, 90s and beyond all falls flat.

[@akirak1871]

I was never a huge country listener, but I didn't dislike it, and I had some respect for the cultural authenticity and the fact that it was actually created by people playing instruments. It felt more like real music than whatever else was on the radio. That's all gone now - it's turned into lazy songwriting with utterly forgettable instrumentals and a god-awful hiphop beat slapped over it for some reason.

[@blakejones6206]

Came here to say this.... Post 90's country has been trash.

[@puppy14]

Came in here to say this. My sister listened to country growing up, and while it never caught on with me, that old stuff is classic.

[@drrockkso8882]

90s country was also trash. Country really started turning into bro country in the early 90s. There hasn't been good country music since like the 1970s.

[@jasonparker6138]

Party on Saturday, church on Sunday. And so forth. Sh*t gets old. But now I'm going to drive down the road singing "got a beer in my beer and I'm proud of my pride." That is catchy.

[@rowdycowboy85]

Beer in my beer had me rolling lmfao

[@Nalianna]

and I'm proud of my pride. - 12 yards long, 2 lanes wide, 65 tons of American Pride! Canyonero! Canyonero!

[@jasonparker6138]

@@Nalianna When they come out with a King Ranch edition of the Canyonero, I'll consider it. I want my neighbors to know who's boss 😄

[@MichaelDarrow-tr1mn]

how is it catchy that line isn't anywhere

[@jasonparker6138]

@@MichaelDarrow-tr1mn You're right, I think I combined two different lines. Still catchy though.

[@curiouscatlabincgetsworrie7755]

"Yeah! That's it! Record it ten or so more times and we've got ourselves an album!!!"

[@emmajumet7367]

But you gotta make sure that every version is just different enough that they don't notice they're all the same.

[@octaviusroosevelt7355]

​@@emmajumet7367 Judging by most country fans, that shouldn't be too difficult to do.

[@xpkareem]

This will hit the top of the country charts

[@thetaoist8]

Missing something about a radio. Almost always something about the radio.

[@cobbler88]

Tune it to a country show.

[@AutoToonsAnimation]

I LOVE country music on a radio, waiting for Hemtime Country Style on B93

[@billpugh58]

They always on the raydyow in ma tryuck

[@zilfondel]

5Geees or da covids?.

[@JasonPruett]

radio reminds me of my home far away.

[@starchcontrast4214]

Country then: "One time, I shared a train car with an old man. He drank my whiskey, imparted the wisdom of the cosmos and then freaking died right in front of me." Country now:

[@RetrofittedCalipers]

The Gambler?

[@starchcontrast4214]

@@RetrofittedCalipers Naturally.

[@markhudson2088]

Country then: Songs of the common man. Country now: Lowest common denominator. There's a difference.

[@Metalsmoke420TTW]

My head instinctively sang that.

[@TheCosmicChicken]

​@@markhudson2088 This should be the top comment.

[@MiCKi914]

"Red, white and blue, girl, Friday night" is absolute genius

[@shinydavidhowell]

If high school football had a regular national TV slot like college and pro football, this would be the perfect basis of a theme for it.

[@chrismurphyracing94]

Not far off when Stephen Tyler put out some country stuff and one of the lines was "bang, bang bang, like the fourth of july"

[@mamapetillo8675]

@@chrismurphyracing94👅😬

[@LOS18]

it sounds like it came right out of a bro country song

[@salazam]

They just name things people like. I can't think of any worse pandering.

[@AJB_twoleftwings]

I appreciate that through the random you still made it rhyme in key moments.

[@TheTexas1994]

“Got a beer in my beer and a Chevy in my truck”

[@GSBarlev]

This is a deep cut reference to National Lampoon's _Klein Bottle Road Trip_ starring Chevy Chase.

[@BleedForTheWorld]

@@GSBarlev DEEPEST LORE

[@bigballzs]

@@GSBarlevso translation is roughly , he has a tall boy and Chevy chase in his truck. Pure genius this is

[@lewistasso8866]

Got a dog in my dog and a tractor in my trailer...we could go on!

[@royaleroque7716]

🎶 I got boots in my boots and a burger with my steak....

[@arcadeus5546]

This is exactly why for the longest time growing up I thought I just didn't like music. You can not escape this crap where I live.

[@wrenbyrd1093]

I moved away from my hometown to a bigger city a couple of hours away, then I visited there with my mother recently. Every store/fast food place was playing country music and I hated it! 🤣

[@Clasteau]

Waylon Jennings' son Shooter Jennings had an album called "Put the O Back in Country". Always made me think of this stuff.

[@clonecommandermike332]

​@@ClasteauDang I didn't know Shooter Jennings was Waylon's son. I remember hearing Shooter's songs in NASCAR 07.

[@andersjjensen]

I'm sorry that you had to live through that. Can I offer you a 20 hour playlist of the best rock from '68 to present day?

[@ColonelEviscerator]

Oh please. I grew up surrounded by country and I still discovered a love for heavy metal before highschool. You were just afraid to try something new.

[@DragonaxFilms]

I was going through radio stations the other day and came across a country song about a guy drinking beer while a girl in cut off jeans danced in the bed of his truck. The song after that was about a girl drinking beer in a field. I think there was a truck in that one too. I thought y'all were kidding about how accurate this song is, but nope, it's spot on with almost no exaggeration xD

[@SollomonTheWise]

They simple folk, aint nuthing rong withthat.

[@octaviusroosevelt7355]

​@@SollomonTheWise They sure are...

[@emmyloutidwell1024]

Fun fact: a lot of the bro country of the early 2010s was produced by Joey Moi - the same guy who produced most of Nickelback’s hits.

[@calldwnthesky6495]

why am i not surprised. my cousin's a redneck and he shore deed lahk himself some Nicklebackey

[@olliegoria]

That makes entirely too much sense.

[@jordanwhite8718]

You know as soon as you said that it pretty much explains why I hate both of those things. Good to know it’s basically the same reason.

[@calldwnthesky6495]

i think i had a comment shadow banned for using the word "redneck". that's kinda weird

[@olliegoria]

@@calldwnthesky6495 welcome to the "1st Amendment Party"... where we get shadowbanned for saying the wrong words

[@Steve-737]

This song got me through a rough time. Thank you for this. 😢

[@jtgd]

Fake southern drawl

[@veedriver]

Thoughts and prayers, bro

[@41-Haiku]

@@veedriver Beer thoughts and truck prayers

[@lifefindsaway483]

It think this is humor but if it Ain’t. 🙏🏻

[@ShovelChef]

🍻 y'all

[@tenchimuyo69]

The best part is there is probably a level of drunkenness patrons of a Southern bar can achieve late in a night where you can play this song and literally no one even notices...

[@albertnortononymous9020]

One level beyond that and they start singing along

[@joebove4]

I actually don’t think it would take any particular drunkenness to pass this as the real thing. Maybe somebody might have a “hey, wait a second…” reaction, but I think most people would just buy into it without a thought.

[@plequaweebter7951]

Honestly, all country sounds like this after listening to enough of it

[@37Kilo2]

I genuinely believe this could win awards at the CMA.

[@dannydubya9410]

Modern country fans went from ironically liking this, to turning it into a lifestyle

[@KuzakoTheAvali]

"Bro country? What is bro country?" *First line plays* "Ah. Got it."

[@nas8318]

Same exact thing

[@timothylibens6891]

Same here

[@MansakeLabsOfficial]

Yup

[@johnsuarez1404]

Same

[@itswindyyy]

Birb Must greb

[@SchizoidPersonoid]

I actually started to smell cheap beer just listening to this

[@IwoIwanov]

"Gotta a beer in my beer" is the most poetic thing ever. And undeniably logically true. - As the saying goes: Country music is three chords and the truth. - Please, I want more.

[@steveunderhill5935]

Better than not having beer in your beer.

[@michaelpettyjohn7555]

And I'm proud of my pride was legit too.

[@catwhisperer9489]

Another saying is "Three cords and a twang"!!!

[@UltravioletNomad]

The sequel to Bo Burnhams Pandering we didnt know we needed

[@ImmortalSociopath]

That is a scarecrow 😂

[@Majima_Nowhere]

"In memory of country music 1922-1999" I feel that, man. I used to be one of those "I like everything except rap and country" people, but I eventually discovered that pre-00's rap and country were actually pretty great. It's just modern pop that's soulless braindead crap.

[@InchonDM]

I'm very thankful that I was exposed to Willie Nelson and classic western at a very young age. It instills appreciation for how much soul actually can exist in the genre.

[@kristiannelson1851]

Same! Was all fun and games and then he hit us with that truth bomb at the end. Now they're trying to destroy it even more with Beyonce.

[@DarranKern]

Country music was killed in 1993 by Billy Ray Cyrus. “Achey Breaky Heart” was an apocalypse Then his spawn killed pop

[@redridingcape]

Yeah, there are still some gems out there like Old Crow Medicine Show and Chris Stapleton (there's more, but those are my favorites) who are newer, but I absolutely cannot listen to 95% of modern country.

[@lornearland3018]

I'm not sure there's a genre that's been more thoroughly gutted of it's soul than country.

[@joshkeitz2990]

The radio station that used to play country western

[@fallandbounce]

The video took a minute and a half, yet felt like four hours. Good work.

[@slipperynickels]

i’m gonna mix two different beers later and say i’ve got a beer in my beer

[@BlindMelonLord]

That’s actually very clever. Lol. 😂🤣

[@BlindMelonLord]

next someone has to find a miniature model of a Chevy truck, (note someone who already owns a Chevy truck has to do this), and then hang it on their rearview mirror, and then say got a Chevy in my truck

[@genericuser984]

@@BlindMelonLord reminds me of a diner where i used to live which had an entire wall of model long hauler trucks that im pretty sure were based off "local" trucker's rides

[@bartolomeothesatyr]

Don't mix 'em, *_layer_* 'em. Guinness and Bass Ale go well together.

[@ruffestneckaround]

​@@BlindMelonLordI have the Hot Wheels of my truck in my truck, but it's a Ram 😅

[@boocali2017]

lost it at “fake southern drawl” 😂

[@devinmcmanus]

"In memory of Country Music 1922 - 1999" 🤣 This deserves a CMA Award.

[@steveunderhill5935]

I wonder what song was the cut off in 1999

[@PplsChampion]

Bawitdaba was first played on radio in feb 1999, not exactly bro country but it tainted the entire water supply forever@@steveunderhill5935

[@rgl_motorsports]

Being a teenager in the 90's listening to country music here and there up until 2009, the attitude back then was that Garth/"Pop Country" was killing country music. Pretty much the same as what "we" in our 40's think about Bro Country.

[@richardhtx]

@@rgl_motorsports I remember in the 90s thinking that Garth had a fake accent and his music was pop garbage. I myself was a teen in the 80s, so I suppose true to form, I'd say that "we" in our 50's would take about 10 years off the "death date" for country music (instead of 1922-1999 -- it's 1922-1989)... IMO anyway.

[@SergeantExtreme]

@@richardhtx Yeah, I would say that Garth was the exact moment that country music "jumped the shark" as they say.

[@yo.adrian]

Can we get a shirt that says "I got a beer in my beer and a Chevy in my truck"? (or maybe it'll go well on a Hydroflask).

[@HwoarangtheBoomerang]

Or a stanley cup.

[@yo.adrian]

@@HwoarangtheBoomerang I just learned that a Hydro Flask (spelled with two words) and a Stanley Cup are brand names of metal insulated water bottles. I also learned that people are saying "Stanley Cup" are referring to a water bottle made by Stanley, and not the hockey championship trophy (and as far as I know they're NOT related).

[@im3phirebird81]

@@yo.adrian Whenever I have said Stanley Cup in my entire life I was surely never talking about a water bottle. Never even knew til now that the water bottles exist.

[@Rose-yx6jq]

As a fan of country music, I hate how accurate this is and that you somehow made it sound decent.

[@KrAkHeN87]

Scary accurate lmao

[@Unpainted_Huffhines]

_*new_ country

[@Rose-yx6jq]

@@Unpainted_Huffhines I know what I said.

[@KrAkHeN87]

@@Rose-yx6jq lol great comeback... if you have to ask you'll never know and if you know you'll never need to ask lol

[@IdgaradLyracant]

Country died with Garth Brooks. No one after him have lived the life that defined country. It's just rock music trying to emulate a genre defined by a lifestyle they no longer live.

[@johngoudelock3740]

Got a beer in my beer and a dog at the wheel

[@ramontorres8424]

Had an old co-worker that was a huge bro country fan, he would have loved this, place it in his playlist, learn the lyrics, party and drink to it. Then he would say, "Now do one for people who hate metal." RIP Dave, miss you bro.

[@beatles123]

Was he at least self aware that Bro country sucks noodles?

[@oxymoron02]

​@@beatles123 He was probably self-aware enough to know that different people like different things, and that's okay.

[@ideitbawxproductions1880]

I'm a metalhead who hates bro country, and I would honour his wish for "one for people who hate metal."

[@donkeysaurusrex7881]

Dave sounds like a righteous dude

[@isexuallyidentifyasukraini5407]

RIP, he’s in heaven now where there’s beer in his beer.

[@TheOtherBradBird]

As someone born and raised throughout the Midwest and the South, you nailed just about everything I hate about the scourge of bro country. It fits right in among the rest of the mindless, soulless garbage the radio exclusively plays around here.

[@ThinWhiteAxe]

eeeexactly

[@TheOtherBradBird]

@@R.P.-hw2rq I want to disagree, but I can't. It's too damned funny.

[@cogs7777]

it makes sense if you're drinking a beer in your beer.

[@phoebe_ophie]

can me, you, and the rest of the country folks of America drum out whatever pavement princesses and beer bros are fucking up our music and clogging up our traffic? Please 😭

[@TheCatOfAges]

cash is real country, this is poser country

[@BatMite19]

What happens when you play a country song backwards? Your truck starts running, your dog comes home, you get hired back on your job, and your wife comes back to life.

[@frankrodman6133]

HA !!

[@KrAkHeN87]

Damn straight lol... that's an old joke but a great one

[@QuantumCairo]

Shut yo' mouth and shame the devil 🤣 p.s. edit, this is now extra funny. Google thought I was being mean with my response lol...it hasn't been talking to enough old people I don't think -_-''

[@jamesgizasson]

Rascall Flatts actually had a song called "Backwards" that pretty much says the same thing. X3

[@flannigan7956]

Correct he shouldn't a talked about dogs if he was just making fun of newer country

[@ajspice]

Excellent! The fake southern drawl part was on point!

[@sergeantbigmac]

I assume there is an inherent difficulty to parody-ing a genre that already feels like parody as is.

[@ThinWhiteAxe]

yeah he said as much in a reply to another comment

[@wiegraf9009]

It's based on music that was supposed to be jokey and unserious and then people just started making it unironically

[@HwoarangtheBoomerang]

Well-written.

[@PlebeianGoth]

I used to work on the radio and this is precisely what radio brain-rot sounds! You perfectly captured it! I'm in a lot of pain from laughing so hard, you did a great job!

[@VGMenjoyer]

“Got a dog at the wheel.” Just take a moment to think about the fact that he’s still here to sing us this song.

[@thedarkgenious7967]

i mean going off how many beers got mentioned that dog, which is probably sober, is a better driver than his alcohol poisoned ass.

[@VGMenjoyer]

@@thedarkgenious7967 I think he mentioned the dog having a couple drinks as well, I don’t remember

[@late_night_procrastinator]

Twas probably the dog in your profile picture

[@VGMenjoyer]

@@late_night_procrastinator if you’ve seen the deltarune ch2 secret game over cutscene then you’d know that it indeed was

[@late_night_procrastinator]

@@VGMenjoyer indeed I have

[@JClaus1221]

Dude, you made Wikipedia with this one. Congrats! They have it in the listing for Bro-Country.

[@matt4048]

You. Got. EVERYTHING. Right. The truck obsession. The off-putting fake southern drawl. The faux-nationalism. The small-town fetishism. The level of alcohol obsession which would keep an AA chapter permanently in business. Even the dates of death of GOOD country music. The stuff that had a varied sound and actual meaning, instead of how... *corporate* bro-country actually is. You have put the words to my pain, thank you.

[@BombshElle_7]

Facts. It's exactly why I can't fully enjoy country music. BTW, the "small town fetishism" word combo is hilarious.

[@holysirsalad]

Corporate is absolutely right. Gotta be a Chevy or Ford. The only kind of whiskey is Jack Daniel's. *Sometimes* I wonder if there's another layer to this, like wrestling... And then there's Try That in a Small Town

[@jackmyhre8759]

@@holysirsaladI never did like that song. From growing up in a small town, people weren’t pure and upstanding. It’s all on who lived there the longest and knew the current sheriff 😂 Don’t get me wrong, I knew some very nice people but everyone had their own little weird side or extreme opinions/actions. lol

[@mineduck3050]

He forgot to claim ownership to a heritage of romantic culture, even though they been living in the same homogenized strip mall internet world we all have for three decades.

[@fritzcolburn]

"The level of alcohol obsession which would keep an AA chapter permanently in business." - I feel attacked.

[@squidmax1]

Thank you Nashville for keeping country awful for over 50 years.

[@NicktheMac]

I don't get it. Did you just record 1:32 minutes of South Georgia FM radio?

[@Tylermaddox1911]

I agree Saturday night jukebox is where it's at.

[@jclark2k3]

"Beer, beer, beer, and I'm proud of my pride."

[@metaljunkie8393]

fshbait, tailbait, obtuse, rubber goose, green moose, guava juice giant cake, birthday cake, large fries, chocolate shake!

[@titaniumvideos1039]

The way the music playing in my head changed to the fairly oddparents intro while reading this scraped my brain