What Do Animals Do During Christmas? - The Wild Times Ep. 134

[@fatal-impact9186]

I was multitasking and listening when outta nowhere Forrest said, "today Biden died." My head turned so fast I damn near gave myself whiplash😂

[@SKITEMAN]

Best day ever... could've been..

[@brock45569]

😂

[@DickLongFlop14]

If only we were that lucky

[@chloe.d178]

As a female listener I liked the video when you talked about the dumb vag rocks. You guys are the best, thank you for the laughs.

[@COD_is_a_sin]

No shot you’re a real girl. You weren’t born a girl were you?😂 I’m jk, but you’re the only one bro😂

[@stephaniehalloran4447]

Agreed as a female listener. It was hilarious

[@thefemale_titan]

Agreed 😂

[@stuartbodnar31]

National lampoons Christmas vacation is a great Christmas movie

[@nathansmith9154]

Ernest Saves Christmas. Best christmas movie ever

[@Kaidoesthething]

Body of a Chinchilla, face of a Quokka, humour & voice of Gabriel Iglesias (Fluffy!)

[@apratt0307]

One of the few female listeners on here and I absolutely love yall. My husband and I have loved Forrest's shows and thennnnnn I discovered this podcast and I havent stopped listening for the past three days. Thank you for making my work days more entertaining 🤣

[@theactualwhea]

Looked it up, the "I saw mommy kissing Sanya Claus" song is about a kid catching his mother kissing Santa Claus, his father

[@goat0472]

My son asked me to get him a dirt bike for Christmas, I asked him "do you not realize it's Monday?" Then turned on this podcast, he was a little upset but it's the best Christmas present I could've possibly given him.

[@alexhakkert4371]

If you have the means to get your son a dirt bike you really should. The hours of fun he can have are amazing and on top of it you can use it as a great way to bond. If something breaks you two can work on it. Dirt bikes have brought my dad and I together. Merry Christmas!

[@Proxtor]

For Christmas movies, "a Christmas story" and "the Muppets Christmas carol"

[@by7810]

Definitely picking a bald eagle head, grizzly bear body, gift of flight. The most American reindeer ever lol 😂

[@fpeterlaskey332]

A Nightmare Before Christmas A Charlie Brown Christmas Scrooged

[@heirapparent5004]

A flying golden retriever head with tentacles is scarier than the Thing. No kid will stay up to see Santa, parents are locking their kids in windowless rooms for Christmas. 😂

[@m35mk09]

Definitely behind on this one, but a Muppet Christmas Carol is a MUST

[@fishburn7883]

a christmas story played all day on christmas when i was a kid. love it still.

[@danielvermeer3363]

Kevin Bloody Wilson has a version of Santa kissed mum under the mistletoe. 😂😂check it out😂

[@firegod555]

I know this is late but thank you for shouting out the year without a Santa Claus, I used to watch it every year on ABC with my family and also loved the Miser brothers they were my favorite!

[@lucaskincanon726]

“Rise of the guardians” and “Klaus” are objectively the best holiday movies

[@IsaacsonSeth]

Some turtles definitely overwinter under the ice. Garden State Tortoise has some cool footage of multiple species moving under the ice.

[@tylerbox7867]

Using this pod to offset the fact the my inlaws are on their way over. Thanks guys.

[@alexanderi7332]

Thank you guys, had a really bad mood and was down, you helped me today to go through

[@NESARA17]

This podcast is awesome! Forest had me cracking up when he said Bidan died! We support your work Forrest! Hit us up if you're ever in Tampa!

[@joshuat6698]

Bad Santa is a great Christmas movie

[@kyojurorengoku2112]

love from belgium

[@nicholasphipps5927]

Peter’s battle royal animal definitely wins!

[@I.AM.TURDUCKEN]

Animals clearly give each other gifts for christmas obviously, wrapped with a bowtie and all

[@kennywingard3709]

And they only use brackish bow ties

[@I.AM.TURDUCKEN]

@@kennywingard3709 ong yes 🤣

[@RobGStillman]

The Polar Express is my favorite Christmas Movie for sure

[@dylanweaver7827]

Mayhaps, Santa is the father? Lol. I always took that as the kid thinking it's really Santa and not just his dad delivering presents in costume.

[@piemai8163]

Molerat with piano=the sequel too spaceballs?

[@skinnyskinhead9492]

how does retep always sit criss cross like that for 90% of pods hahaha my knees would fuckin kill

[@oswurth8774]

Pats Santa will definitely be drinking Natty Ice and wearing wrap around sunglasses while he delivers presents shirtless

[@jamesnoland3445]

A Christmas Story beats all those movies with a stick.

[@gregweber8951]

Can’t believe no one picked a chinchillas body and a pug face, special ability of Michael Jackson. Winning! Lol

[@Lateralus46and2]

Best christmas movie ever.. BAD SANTA!

[@andreweastwood7670]

Just got still alive for Christmas excited for the read

[@HardtailNomad]

My favorite Christmas movie is A Christmas Story

[@RyanYoxo]

My little stocking animal would be body of a feather tailed glider, head of a spectacled flying fox, and wrestling moves of john cena

[@Thefaeriedogmama905]

If you guys came out with a Christmas DC I would buy a copy so fast

[@DaNoMcDoNaLd]

Tim allens santa claus, home alone 1&2 and jingle all the way

[@codyoverton447]

Any time a bear does a movie run, it’s not chasing ANYTHING 😂 when they run they grab the earth with their claws at full extension and rocket forward like it’s what’s spinning the earth

[@theJevin]

My stocking stuffer would have the body of a ferret, the head of a sand cat, but critique my food like Gordon Ramsey

[@23SquareHead]

Its a woodland critter Christmas

[@oswurth8774]

With forests time off it will be nice to get some guests back in. Or a throwback episode of CYBTSM? 👀

[@melissahilton8848]

I am a female listener (one of many I’m sure) and I really got a kick out of hearing you guys talk about jade vagina eggs! Love you guys!

[@graffic13]

Y'all should of talked about " emmet otters jugband Christmas!"

[@DawnFury5076]

LOL😂 I choked at the jade egg sidebar

[@jaimbertonarampage2532]

As one of ur few female listeners, I tuned in hard at the egg convo

[@williamcozart8158]

I wonder how many weirdo guys purchased Gwyneth Paltrow's "Gwynnie's sniz" scented candles..

[@seanfrancishenry]

By The rules of the game the sea ape abomination can fly as well, definitely my pick 🤣

[@kanagawakenji7]

Body: Sugar-glider Head: Panda Celeb Trait: Intelligence and musical ability of Brian May

[@ScottieMittelstaedt]

absolutely hilarious battle royale

[@D0D0st4in]

I was literally watching police body cam footage on Facebook right before coming here

[@kyshreckengost]

Year without a Santa Claus is #1

[@TomLikesVideos]

"What goes on with animals during Christmas time that's different than any other time of year?" Is one of the best quotes of the pod ever in my opinion. Fantastic stuff. Happy Days boys!

[@smoon2533]

Merry Christmas 😂you do have female listeners and those eggs r great to for doing kegals and strengthening the cervix.

[@tobiasedwards2643]

My favorite Christmas movie is totally Home Alone also while I don’t know who I want to deliver my Christmas presents it can’t be Pat because I don’t live near the ocean

[@glennhartfield9626]

lol Lacey is from my town. Her cousins are 2 minutes down the road from me

[@HopelessBromantic]

MERRY CHRISTMAS NERDS!🥳😘

[@thesphealking6442]

I’ve been to Parc Omega (the wolf hotel) and it’s great. Even if the animals are captive.

[@AreUmygrandson]

My guys, “he sees you when you’re sleeping, he knows when you’re awake” that means children can’t catch him

[@DJFourie]

Love your work. Love from South Africa

[@tristanderraugh7732]

My respect for forest for going dogs out 📈 might just be me ahahah

[@nastynate4481]

My slay animal would be a body of a polar bear to withstand the frigid wind temperatures at altitude, the head of an angler fish to help santa find his way in the snow like rudolph and the ability of an electric eel to recharge santas gps and mobile

[@michaeljaks5720]

Lethal weapon 1

[@mattthadd4663]

Nightmare before Christmas bros!

[@jaimbertonarampage2532]

A CHRISTMAS STORYYYY

[@peterpetrovic4502]

Aw man I wish it could’ve been a live

[@adamshaw3542]

..... the best christmas movie is and always will be Die Hard.

[@IsaacsonSeth]

Not a “fun” movie but the new darker version of The Christmas Carol from a couple years ago on FX is really good.

[@abzmorningstar4429]

“Snizz egg” 😂merry fucking Christmas guys also Forrest how did you know a snowflake Is the cocaine emoji

[@vallivictor7737]

Bad Santa!

[@DaaZoo.]

Check out Christmas Chronicles (the first one) 🔥🔥🔥

[@theflyingdutchguy9870]

fennec foxes can be super sweet. but yeah, unless you have a huge enclosure, say goodbye to hpw nice your house is😅

[@Kaidoesthething]

Am female. The idea is to strengthen the pelvic floor to prevent inconvenience...

[@kylehund3556]

Jack Frost(1998) the one where Michael Keaton dies immediately

[@thesphealking6442]

My animal would have the head of a quokka, the body of a lemming, and the giving you money of Mr. Beast.

[@glopple]

great pod as always and you guys should try to get casey anderson on the pod.

[@JohnJDNB]

You guys rock!

[@datcolombiankid1126]

Body: farret Head: slow loris Celeb personality:Norm McDonald

[@artiemasters9366]

How has Forest never talked to Steve Rinella

[@TylerSellers-r1s]

Thanks!

[@davidgaynier3892]

I DEMAND a Patrick DeLuca Christmas album. I will pay top dollar.

[@GregoryMcBride-qf7hx]

Pat looks so grumpy at 52:00 he’s like a sad elf whose wife just cheated on him with the 12 dwarfs from Snow White.

[@FullMetalPJs]

Jingle all the way with arnold

[@billtillerson5893]

The Dad was Santa

[@joeduke8239]

Grinch, but the animated

[@joshuamorris5710]

Wouldn't the Sperm Whale reservation technically be a Sperm bank?

[@TylerSellers-r1s]

Forrest why the heck that leatherman sooooo expensive??? From Indiana btw🫵🏻

[@thereptilorian]

Dare ya to watch 'Await Further Instructions'. Great xmas horror. Not family-friendly.

[@Magical-2011]

Looks good guys❤😊😊😊😊

[@jeffreyfraticelli8632]

Can’t wait 🎉

[@christinamilis3438]

As a female viewer, this was super funny

[@campaigntaylor6244]

retep check out adam sandlers eight crazy nights, most slept on christmas movie ever

[@skinnyskinhead9492]

i have the same EXACT pajamas as forrest im now going to put them on

[@dawnwesterbeck346]

56 Female here. You totally would love the reason a woman would have a marble egg😂

[@chrisfalcone5211]

Born n raised Simi🤘💯

[@AntahriBunny]

You do have female listeners. I binge watch your podcast

[@Mafia_Boominn]

Take notes Gwyneth Paltrow

[@bloodTrail1]

Reindeer Games!

[@DJFourie]

Let's Gooooooooo

[@chazjackson-ahealthfitness2611]

I caught mommy kissing Santa clause is about a child who caught his mom kissing his dad who is dressed as santa... like what the fuck is wrong with you.