"What Do You Think of Bonnie Blue?!" | Jimmy Carr

[@BertPreast]

World record for most disappointed dad :D

[@jakobusvdl8395]

@@BertPreast and mum In fact there will be 1058 disappointed mums out there.

[@aaronbeat1136]

@@jakobusvdl8395 Pretty sure they aren't telling there mums

[@MacLeeland]

​@@aaronbeat1136 *their

[@leavemyrightsalone]

@@aaronbeat1136 Their!! NOT there.

[@tinap8227]

Only if you think it's bad and shame sex. Although I don't understand WHY you would do this except for attention.

[@lwalker8785]

Jimmy Carr is on another level. He has no idea who Bonnie Blue is, but he still makes it work.

[@darkspeed62]

He probably thought It was being made up so just went along with it

[@fanfeck2844]

He knows

[@richardhoward3713]

He was in his prime. This was shitty unintelligent comedy for idiots.

[@ГалинаФетисова-ю4м]

he didn't make it work though, it was kinda meh.

[@darrenelkins5923]

Gullible is being removed from the dictionary…

[@brianrichards3119]

Now that's what you call "a box of assorted creams" 😂

[@brianshields7485]

😮😂😂

[@risksikrikak903]

Ewww I just lost my appetite for the next cpl days.

[@jakobusvdl8395]

'slept with' - I'm assuming there was no sleeping involved for Bonnie.

[@littleshopofrandom685]

After the first 50 or so she is definitely napping.

[@henrybourdon6712]

@@littleshopofrandom685 Just like men, if she likes it she is still up.

[@petergibson7287]

She would have needed a good, solid sleep afterwards.

[@humanstew8866]

Snorting ambien to keep sleeping

[@RTCIvory]

And I'm sure she is not "young".

[@StoffelDilligas]

What sort of bloke would want to stir another blokes porridge?

[@ArranVid]

Puff Daddy

[@clintonrobinson8070]

Simps be simping.

[@caribstu]

What sort of bloke marries it and goes along with the porridge stirring.

[@palashbhaumik42069]

Don't kink shame me!

[@benjaminbradley780]

Apparently 1056 blokes wanted to do that

[@vicksurname7840]

"I think you should do it..." Lol

[@lechiffre5078]

Brings a whole new meaning to "sloppy seconds".

[@SamHell-wr8bi]

Sloppy 897th.

[@AmyW-m2p]

Yep. Every second of the twelve hours is sloppy.

[@MetalGuitarGuy]

Sloppy 1000ths… ☠️☠️☠️

[@tomhaskett5161]

Talk about stirring the porridge

[@MetalGuitarGuy]

@ ☠️☠️☠️…

[@rosscobosco]

Mum's been in the news😂😂

[@steves9250]

Slide it in, slide it out, next please.

[@Bart-Did-it]

Nah you have to blow ya wod for it to count 😂😂.

[@EduFirenze]

Slide it in, great record by whitesnake

[@TrollPriestZandum]

They actually have 43 seconds each to use her holes.

[@EvertfromNederland]

@@Bart-Did-it There would not have been a record if that was the case

[@khimaros]

@@Bart-Did-it nope, they got 30 seconds each. Hot dog conveyor belt….

[@julianmorris9951]

The smell would make a dog vomit 🤮 😂

[@ArranVid]

Woof woof

[@trevor2830]

🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮

[@Efraim17275]

Disgusting af 🤢😂

Like a dock at low tide midsummer.

[@1893unknownuser]

Jesus Christ... Dear Lord, Save Us... Lol 🤢 🤮 Rotten Fish...

[@linebrunelle1004]

"slept"?????? lmao.

[@sonicdiablo8968]

she had a good long sleep

[@LeanAndMean44]

An enormous bed

[@yourcrazybear]

"slept"?????? lmao." Yeah. It makes this a fake record of sorts.

[@scottanthony3426]

Doing a little quick math, that's about 3 men per 2 minutes. Keep the line moving gents, there are records to be broken!

[@UnholiestJedi]

1000+ men willing to prove they are premature ejaculators

[@Paul-rp7uh]

Yeah, I got it at 1.3 per minute, thinking someone's lying..

[@nickymatthews3491]

Premature ejaculators were highly recruited.

[@ZerofeverOfficial]

depends how many holes ya use

[@JohnRyan-gr8bs]

How many had an orgasm

[@danielelkin995]

Glad you’re back on the ball bro. The world needs your comedy.

[@st3ppenwolf]

This guy is a like a factory of amazing jokes.!

[@richardhoward3713]

What was the amazing joke in this video? I must have missed it

[@st3ppenwolf]

@@richardhoward3713 do you need a hug?

[@yourstruly4817]

Imagine how disgusting it would be if you were the 1000th guy

[@AK-74K]

There is an interview of this guy circulating online

[@jamegumb7298]

1070 to be exact. But I guess her bf had the last go. 1071th.

[@andy2950]

But not the 999th?😅

[@dalemanolas5994]

He'd be like wading through a lake of yoghurt. Just sayin'

[@willb1405]

@@andy2950 "Imagine how disgusting it would be if you were the 1000th, 999th, 998th, 997th, 996th, 995th, 994th, 993th, 992nd..." etc etc doesn't make for a very catchy comment

[@leavemyrightsalone]

Dad - "you made how much money? does this mean you are moving out?"

[@Vichyssoise1000]

Sloppy 700ths...

[@Mr.Shows97]

Lily Philips is sweating 😂

[@alfandeddie]

In-N-Out should sponsor her.

[@supernovagirl5741]

😂😂

[@SR-yp3eg]

Or Krispy Kreme 😂

[@91722854]

Nike too

[@ISOTruth18]

If only pothole fixers were that efficient

[@markmizell4307]

Most disappointed dad!🤣👍

[@caribstu]

Her dad was probably her first.

[@caribstu]

@ nah.... her FIRST.

[@sirclarkmarz]

That's 83 per hour or 1.4 per minute unless there was a fluffer to get them right to the edge I suspect it was just a poke and go .

[@robertroxxor]

But then the world record must go to the fluffer.

[@13Tyres]

​@@robertroxxor wrists of steel.

[@rgw5991]

learn math

[@StuRickards]

@rgw5991 Learn to say maths

[@noturbusiness9736]

I suppose it all comes down to how “slept with” is defined (in terms of what acts fall under that umbrella). I really don’t want to think about the math or logistics here anymore.

[@colehara]

Must have been like trudging through a swamp.

[@guyonthecouch136]

I'm stealing this.. sorry

[@Mark-nz9ek]

Stirring next mans porridge 😂😂😂

[@guyonthecouch136]

@@colehara punching a bucket of water

[@JRotten]

​@@guyonthecouch136 More like slime

[@paulbromley6687]

Imagine being the last guy guaranteed std

[@sokar_rostau]

I don't know if she's THE previous record holder but Annabel Chong set the record, in the 1990s, with 250 men in 10 hours. She was the subject of a 2004(?) documentary covering that porn film and how it impacted her life. She went into software engineering after that.

[@melt2947]

It was Lisa Sparks..she did 997

[@Monarchismobile]

No we really should shame women and men for doing this. Revolting

[@rc198028]

No we shouldn't shame anyone for this ... all involved can do exactly what they want with their own lives. You don't have any right to judge.

[@sebastianbauer4768]

@@rc198028 So she has the right to go collect STDs like they are Pokémon, gotta catch ‘em all, but I don’t have the right to judge her for it? Seems a wee bit unbalanced. Personally I think I have the right to judge whoever I want, pretty sure that’s even covered by several human and constitutional rights(freedom of thought and speech) so I *literally* have that right. I think the concept that you can do whatever grotesque thing you want and others ain’t allowed to look down on you for it stems from some kind of mental illness. There you go, now I judged you too.

[@keithmorris-i9o]

​@@rc198028 They can do as they like.we can also call them out for boasting about doing something so degrading.

[@jimmyobrien8738]

​@@rc198028people are allowed to judge, you are not a dictator

[@johno9507]

​@@rc198028 You don't have any right to tell us what to do.

[@The_Caledonian]

the "what, in twe- ... in how many hours?!" lmao

[@MitchCyan]

I’m seeing him tomorrow, I can’t wait.

[@nanka2002]

Tell him nanka from Georgia loves him, please

[@SWS1493]

Great! Will be a hoot!

[@GeorgeKing-ms1vy]

Do a good heckle.

[@pedrobandito2]

You’ll have to wait

[@kdlofty]

What, Bonnie Blue's dad? Lol.

[@ChristopherPlumb-k5w]

Like a sky divers mouth 😂😂😂😂

[@caribstu]

That's fuckin hilarious. Comedy GOLD.

[@christineriley1295]

😂😂😂

[@billpetersen298]

I have a skydiving gf, I’ll check that.

[@162tsb7]

Brilliant 👏 👏 😂😂😂

[@ComicBookGuy420]

Like throwing a hotdog down a hallway😂

[@MeNoSpeakJibberish]

Jimmy keeping up with modern affairs, love it 😂 He was kinder about her than I expected to be fair 😂

[@Subscribeordye]

He knows she's clearly troubled.

[@wendybenton9762]

She obviously has some issues...maybe he just thought kindness was better.

[@jameswatson5807]

Because he knows it is not a big deal, the UK is very liberal when it comes to sex.

[@jameswatson5807]

@@Subscribeordye No she is not.

[@jameswatson5807]

@@wendybenton9762 Jack wrong with her she just like sex, with different man no different than who wants to ran trough many women as possible.

[@SteveTwerkel]

I lost it at skydiver's mouth 😂

[@JG-vh1xc]

2:58 that laugh has a grip on my heart

[@letmelivegaming]

It's disgusting...let's not glorify it! The fact her parents help her ... sick

[@letmelivegaming]

@grahaml334 sounds to be like she's been sexually abused by her family from a young age, making this something she feels her parents would be proud of? I can't think of any other reason why a parent would allow their daughter to do such a thing. Couldn't give me any kind of money in the world to destroy my soul like that!

[@brianshields7485]

​@@grahaml334hey yo that's fucked up 😂😂

[@brianshields7485]

That's fucked up 😂😂

[@andyinfochannel]

I think by the end of the challenge, her scent was probably so intense that even Mark Watney might have been impressed when he took off his spacesuit after being rescued and boarding the ship.

[@tullochgorum6323]

That's 42 seconds per man - assuming she didn't take any breaks. Must have been a meaningful experience...

[@LeanAndMean44]

She took a 3 minute break apparently

[@justinklenk]

Most romantic thing I've ever heard. 😢

[@kamiruDesigns]

Na it wasn't really a break...she crammed a footlong meatball subway in and that became part of the overall tally

[@Sataka23clips]

The second guy till the 1000th guy got shafted

[@roncougar1]

LMAO! This guy is brilliantly funny, I found a new comic!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@ComicBookGuy420]

His work against hecklers is comedy gold

[@ComicBookGuy420]

The hotdog eating contest line😂

[@fedbia2003]

Literally my first video ever from this channel. Checking for the tour now.

[@ronaldmallette]

I'm impressed that men 2-1000 could complete the task. I know it'd take a miracle to stiffen me up.

[@giraffesinc.2193]

I can't wait to see him in October!

[@sergarlantyrell7847]

The fact that some people think this is good shows just how far we've fallen as a civilisation!

[@chrisbishop4671]

Jimmy.. the sharpest tool in the shed....

[@browneyestar]

You can't call in and out once sex, at least that's what my uncle says.

[@ArranVid]

I am your uncle and thank you for remembering what I told you, my nephew.

[@davideaston8314]

A skydiver's mouth! 😂

[@markuswunsch]

I love your humor Jimmy but your attitude and way of killing societal nonsense is even better!

[@altvamp]

She's opened a shop, it's called "Open all hours"

[@pabo-qv3nx]

And at the end David Jason is cleaning up all the mess.

[@thehairygolfer]

They basically got an in and out and no finish.

[@GigaLigma]

Apparently she was working overtime to make sure everyone finished, so to speak.

[@taradufour2187]

I love how he keeps doing the math and making himself laugh! The best jokes r the ones that make the comedian laugh! 3:11

[@blackexciite5712]

Best reaction we can get. Valid awnser to it. We love it and everyone who‘s hating is dumb

[@shaneraines2094]

Great explanation of comedy that Jimmy and your right!!! (Magnets)

[@gavstenhouse8857]

Superb Jimmy 😂😂😂

[@likedebia4693]

43.2 seconds per guy, not very impressive on their part

[@mphays]

Ahhhh, I didn't know each guy was going at her twice before turning her over to the next in line.

[@OldMan854]

Maybe she did 3 at once. Still poor on the males side.

[@Secretgeek2012]

I can't imagine it was to completion.

[@OneIdeaTooMany]

I imagine you've gotta get yourself ready to go and then bam!

[@DionPilkington]

Not sure i could last the 42 seconds

[@markduggan3451]

That's less than a minute per guy. Nobody came that day.

[@shaneeslick]

🤔Other than being there

[@JohnnyKray]

"Nobody came that day...." Accountants: "hold my pencil"

[@leonrussell9607]

You overestimate me

[@smithers4420]

Imagine if they all did. What would they do with it all 🤣

[@Rockhopper1163]

Journalist - So tell me No.753 what was it like? No.753 - It was like fucking a bucket of water!

[@brianshields7485]

Oh God I'm pucking my guts up 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

[@chrisardern4594]

She should train as a Dr she would empty the NHS waiting list.

[@youngbricksyg266]

That aint a record to brag about😂

[@CHARLESTHEMOON]

Great video thank you

[@coryg1109]

BLOODY Awesome

[@AnjanS-rp4qk]

Jimmy advising the heckler to follow in Bonnie's "footsteps", may just have let to a new record attempt! Way to "screw up"!

[@AndyS-85]

I'd be knackered, how do you get through that many?

[@AnjanS-rp4qk]

I guess by opening her legs up. But it's a feat that women can achieve much more easily than men.

[@Chris-p2s1c]

Slushbox! 😂

[@ViralJunk]

I've heard that the guy #1057 was a fire truck driver and could go inside with his fire truck ... and the ladder extended. Rumours say that the water tank wasn't enough to clean up the mess.

[@danmaycock9238]

Heard the poor fire engine had to be scraped due to immense corrosion.

[@mogadeet6857]

Yes, we are absolutely judging her.

[@ArranVid]

Correct

[@vito1064]

I think she's alright

[@SpareSomeChange8080]

Agreed. She's repulsive

[@jamessmith-jx8eo]

Thousand island dressing with a thousand cocktail stare

[@clintonrobinson8070]

Epic lol

[@erichoberg3502]

She would have only got a few seconds sleep with each guy. Not really the recommended sleep pattern.

[@infinitydreamzz]

Slip

[@danmaycock9238]

No cuddles either :(

[@AutismAddict]

Love your work man.

[@paulbromley6687]

Where does society go from here ? Sadly it just has to regress.

[@sammylpt9076]

@paulbromley6687 It’s been already screwed long before this. Right now we’re rewarding fat people who are greedy with the miracle weight loss jab for free. That kind of tells you all you need to know about our society. That, or people who can’t be bothered to work often end up making more money than those who have a work ethic and go to work. Couldn’t make it up could you.

[@Foxis45]

I love Jimmy Carr, this dude is hilarious

[@Gcaventures2859]

Yeah I love some of your jokes but not a fan of others but that are generally great 👍🏼

[@maxchau6973]

Brilliant wits

[@charlottelyon1280]

Yes Jimmy

[@JayWill-i2t]

Culture has been destroyed: He asked if she made a lotta money?????? Soul ties are real in intimacy and it’s insane what kinda of baggage this behavior can create.

[@ArranVid]

Correct

[@BryJovi17]

"Soul ties"...?

[@Mopark25]

Jimmy has some awful takes here and there

[@EcstasyEevee]

I'm assuming you're all men?

[@clintonrobinson8070]

@@BryJovi17 The ? says everything.

[@veverdy7639]

Jimmy you are a funny man you don't need mum jokes, they are not very nice

[@Gibraltariano]

Something’s telling me the Dad wasn’t around

[@markb1764]

41 seconds per, so the math works

[@alexnaismith9979]

If BB gets pregnant. She has 1000 paternity lawsuits.

[@infinitydreamzz]

The mere idea is 🤢🤢🤮🤮 Poor baby

[@JohnWhite-Sensei]

Jimmy, I'm not repelled by your comedy. Just your laugh. 😂

[@TehCoz]

1057 men in 720 minutes, that's 41 seconds per John. 41 seconds? I suppose if I was thinking about Jennifer Connelly...🤔

[@RandomRants525]

This Strailian Yowie loves ya work mate.

[@SigmaMale1976]

Where is she from? Dundee?

[@Wriggs74]

I bet it's like a wizards sleeve.

[@A-Man79]

More like a roofers nailbag.

[@infinitydreamzz]

More like the wardrobe that leads to Narnia

[@infinitydreamzz]

You can probably clap in there

[@danmaycock9238]

More like a dropped plum pie.

[@stevothabasta2915]

Punched lasagne !

[@lycian123]

Click Bait meets Stand Up.

Love your comedy!!!!!

[@Richardturpentine]

Were the Guinness book of World records adjudicators there with the necessary equipment. ??

[@infinitydreamzz]

A depth and width meter?

[@WhatAboutThisMoment]

Genius🔥

[@lilmissbarb]

I'll drink to that 😂

[@mattkennedyuspsa]

I did the math, it's once every 43.2 seconds.

[@An_Idiot_in_the_Wild]

Luv ya Jimmy :-)

[@Oh_its_Mike]

Your mums been in the news? 😂😂

[@TheMigityMac]

Most disappointed dad WINS

[@Pauly2Swole-1970]

She broke kamalas record!

[@getsmarty7603]

Imagine being the last guy 😂😂😂

[@bowlbrigade]

I will be asking people if they are bonnie blues' kids

[@michaelware7294]

Im sure her dad is so proud

[@jasonwalters6329]

Yeah that’s busy!!

[@richardbrown8540]

U r Great👍👍🇺🇸

[@michealrossiter148]

It must have been like getting your purchases at Argos. "Now serving Number #742. Make your way to the orifice please!"

[@BirdiesSkateboarding]

Wink if you need help Jimmy 😂

[@Billthebozo]

Healthy perspective here.

[@DominicMcconnell-i1f]

Bet the lad at the very back of the cue wasn't too happy with himself after it 😂

[@SocietyIsCollapsing]

We need to look at the phrase "slept with" at some point. Unless it was literal sleep in a giant bed. Maybe on the playing field of a stadium or something.

[@HWGAFoundation]

Bowling ball comes to mind.