What Europeans think America is like (not good)

[@JennyShull]

Alien abductions is how people in the US travel from Los Angeles to New York so fast.

[@essoundsofsilence]

Underrated comment 😂

[@maria-melek]

HELP! LMAFO 😭😭😭😭💀💀💀

[@norad6437]

nothing new to see here 😂😂😂

[@captainjames4649]

​@@sis-gold yes, yes we can

[@MishaIdk-do3ds]

Bro I'm European and nobody else is thinking as u said it's more likely ke shity holyWOOD film

[@ultraginge1990]

I love these documentaries. Really helps me understand America. 🇺🇸

[@britneyfanvideosfl]

You realize he's joking? California is on the west coast, Miami and New York are east coast. It will take more than 8 hours + to go from California 😂

[@chungdenlepcha6363]

​@@britneyfanvideosflwent over your head huh?

[@3mmah]

You are probably trending on r/woosh​@@britneyfanvideosfl

[@janinakoppe]

@@britneyfanvideosflyou realize there is something called sarcasm

[@anissasuarez0124]

​@@britneyfanvideosfl See Britney, this is why they think Americans are idiots.

[@Matilda-kt4ro]

As a British person, can confirm this is how I imagine America

[@GianniDN]

The Karen’s and Maga’s 🤡 are missing though

[@misterpotato427]

Swedes also think this, while gangs run rampant and shoot and rape 😊 we're so much better than the yanks!😅

[@bar-jean]

😂😂😂😂

[@aricakritz2765]

This isn’t too far off.

[@CaptainAmerica001]

America is a continent, not a country. Plus, an American is from the Continent of America.

[@oumryeternity7871]

And you also forgot the coffee and the lawyers always suing someone and prison scenes 😂

[@jmequeenbee4339]

We have our coffee in between 2 litter bottles of Coke and then have our lawyers sue someone in prison before hitting the beach, hope that helps ❤

[@osasunaitor]

Yeah, "coffee"... More like 1 litre of brown water in a cardboard cup

[@limeanimates]

American coffee sucks

[@KiaPi2012]

A very litigious people

[@TheArccore]

You know the skit is BS cuz he said liters 😂😂😂😂

[@Angelos_92]

Not only Europeans. Whole world thinks that.

[@jovialdemonn]

I mean "mass homelessness and poverty" is true. And tbh so is a lot of this lol

[@MikoMomo]

😂 true 😂

[@CRU777]

Not Australia tho

[@Angelos_92]

@@CRU777 because u both are the same 🤣

[@Actroz]

Cuz part of it is true

[@JCJW101]

He forgot to go bankrupt for health care.

[@atl404pdx]

LMFAO 🤣

[@iliastravels9573]

And thinking that the US is the only place in the world

[@Laroling]

Yeah plus where is the m3th bro

[@iliastravels9573]

And thinking the whole world is using feet and miles

[@aazhie]

That's the sequal xD after the aliens take his job, right??

[@Arlondev]

"Along the way I drive past crippling poverty and homelessness. I will do nothing about it" this is true though

[@michealdrake3421]

In college I took German and my teacher was an Austrian woman teaching the class as a part of her Master's program. Once when some of us got to class early we asked her if there was anything that surprised her about America, and she said she was surprised at how many pan handlers she saw. She said you don't see that in Germany and Austria, people standing on street corners begging for change. It's not that they don't have poverty, it's that it doesn't work. Nobody stands around begging for change because it's a waste of time, nobody gives them anything. It struck her as a testament to the generosity of people here that someone could actually reasonably expect to get free money from strangers just for asking.

[@Alexielios]

Well, I went to the US, and honestly I was choked by the number of people living in a tent in the street. Like it's normal. We do have some people like that in my country as well, but it is a minority. We have associations and people that try to help homeless people. We have the state providing a bit of money and we have free healthcare, even for homeless people. Way less people live under the poverty line in my country, in term of percentage.

[@michealdrake3421]

@@Alexielios It depends on where you are. Poverty rates and the resources available to help can vary wildly between states and cities.

[@tsaoh5572]

@@michealdrake3421 I have been to New York, Boston, Charlotte, Buffalo, Miami, Los Angeles, San Francisco, Houston, Dallas, and a bunch more cities. Without exception there was terrible poverty and homelessness in the city centers. Sure, there were definitely people helping them. Especially in the more evangelical states there were Christian organisations. But it pales in comparison to what is done in Europe to help homeless people out. In my country, the Netherlands, you’re genuinely only homeless after a million of extremely poor life decisions. In the USA you’re homeless if you’re a veteran with mild PTSD who broke a leg and couldn't afford the medical bill…

[@user-bm4zi4pw6w]

@@tsaoh5572not to come off as rude but your entire country is essentially the size of the city of Los Angeles. And it’s super homogeneous. You can’t compare a super diverse multi-state federalist system to your nation. Maybe compare the homeless rate of say the state of Pennsylvania to your own and you will find it’s quite comparable.

[@OsSoLobox]

The specific examples are exaggerated, but the sentiment is very close to reality

[@MetalKing1417]

Aside from driving around the whole country in a day. America is fucking huge.

[@happyelephant5384]

Where is the $1m bill for calling a doctor because aliens are not covered by the insurance?

[@virginiai.3632]

"upvote"

[@Heuristicatt]

That’s in part 2

[@lifeischeesy]

We’ve determined that the injuries sustained from the alien attack were a pre existing condition

[@davidkong8493]

@@lifeischeesyIt wasn’t in the contract, should’ve read it closer and prepared

[@worfsonofmogh1154]

Well, actually, aliens are the only ones covered these days. We citizens of modest means get to pay full price!

[@gich33]

"Alien invasion happens only to important countries" Very true! In all Hollywood movies Aliens always come to America.

[@Starburst514]

Granted, alien and zombie movies, etc. from other countries have that country be ground zero for it too 😅😂 like Train to Busan

[@oneiroi7445]

Uhh yeah? That's the joke?

[@monkiii2769]

Bro are you dumb that was the joke 💀

[@alexkrystaszek5201]

well i don't know what aliens are hoping to achieve if they took over a country with no major significance

[@Hakar17]

​@@DefensisIndusNo it's because we are the primary military power why wouldn't an invader attack here?

[@stella_ella24]

You should do one on what Americans think of Canadians

[@Sideritis]

Do both partners like the doggy style position so they don't miss a hockey game during sex?

[@firstnamlastnam2141]

MAID is startling

[@WilhelmImperatorRex]

That's the most accurate depiction of an average American day I've ever seen! Amazing!

[@Appelzinho]

Wtf?? This is the healthiest American I ever seen! He didn’t even deep fried the apple pie

[@Polikaize]

DEEP fried, i hope you mean

[@Appelzinho]

@@Polikaize thx

[@massoneil]

😂

[@sukhpreetsn4945]

@@Appelzinho you’re a terrible person your countries probably insignificant in the shadow of America

[@Arvak777]

No cheese or anything. He was probably on a diet

[@nonespike]

As a German, I thought this was a serious documentary and not a comedy.

[@Sophisticated-Man]

Ma Digga I only know Germany because of Gzuz

[@worcestershire585]

Well of course you thought it was serious. I’m not sure if the Germans have discovered comedy yet.

[@nonespike]

@@worcestershire585 😂😂😂

[@samuelkliebisch7370]

@@worcestershire585guess you don’t know what sarcasm is 😂

[@dustina69]

@@samuelkliebisch7370that was sarcasm you dunce

[@markrcca5329]

I came to America when I was 16. A student from a "welcoming committee" of my new school here took me to McDonalds. This was in the 1980s so coming from Eastern Europe I had no idea what McDonalds was supposed to be. OK, I thought. Back home, we also have something similar - meat pies: minced meat baked in dough. The dough is shaped and cooked all around the meat, instead of two separate pieces of bread under and over the hamburger; but I didn't think it was that different. I thought it was very strange - if someone had come to my home country and I was going to welcome them by taking them to a place to eat, I would not take them to a humble meat-pie shop. But this student seemed to act like it was a very important place. That was a strangest thing I remember from my very first days in America..

[@stephanieretana2056]

I love this 😂

[@MattiaManzini]

Actually in Europe we can read a map, so we know how far LA is from New York 😅

[@danieltaylor1038]

UK viewer here. Thank you so much for confirming our suspicions 🇬🇧

[@januarysson5633]

In UK you could get healthcare but it might take a few months.

[@danieltaylor1038]

@@januarysson5633 yeah we've got the NHS (what's left of it).

[@neniaemm6127]

@@januarysson5633 You can blame our glorious ex-government for that one.

[@user-tx1ww8lm1m]

Please don't assume that all Americans are like this. Some of us prefer Red Bull rather than Coca-Cola.

[@beautifulsoundsforthesoul2645]

𝗟𝗼𝗻𝗱𝗼𝗻...😊𝗶 𝗱𝗼𝗻'𝘁 𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗻 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝘁𝗼 𝗲𝘅𝗽𝗹𝗮𝗶𝗻 😊

[@PolFood]

As an european, I'm surprised they did theirs first documentary video, I was expecting a meme

[@FamilieRosendorf]

yes me too

[@1aboPLZ]

Only inaccurate thing is that he used diet coke

[@Scorpion65857]

@@1aboPLZno America is healthy so they drink Diet Coke

[@Mrlee911]

@@Scorpion65857💀

[@Capthrax1]

Do you guys realize the usa is bigger than Europe? Or is it a bunch of Americans pretending to be European making fun of America's for not visiting other countries

[@Alex-l1j7y]

As an American living in La, I can confirm this is accurate

[@Blakester-br1lt]

The only inaccurate part about this story is the light speed travel between cities. The rest is pretty accurate.

[@John2r1]

No it's not. For one Americans don't eat KFC chicken everyday. For two Americans generally don't drink an entire two liters of Coke Cola for breakfast. Or dinner . Do you have any ideal how much caffeine that is ? Second KFC chicken buckets are family meals. If someone is eating that much chicken they are 100% obesity. Ironically America isn't the most obesity country in the world. America is 10th among men and 36th among women for Obesity. Granted the American BMI calculator standards don't take muscle into account.

[@carolamira12]

as a European that lives in america i can assure this is my life every day

[@rep-vile]

2 Liters... Liters

[@shieldwolf65]

Litres - Liters, the yanks changed a lot of spelling about 30 yrs ago bc the school systems became so incompetent too many kids were graduating basically illiterate & with little understanding of spelling. So they simplified a lot of words making them more phonetic or shorter. Eh Humour - Humor, Colour - Color etc. Interestingly both spellings seem to be acceptable.

[@axosrain4825]

​@BCNpod I heard that it's common in more places to not be able to afford to live on your own. Same with us. We have a tone of big cities with homelessness and the little ones and drugs. It's so sad. We all need a roof over our heads and a safe place to sleep.

[@that_guy5714]

@@shieldwolf65that’s not how it works… the different spelling are because one is British and the other American…

[@zorronegro229]

No disprepect but what are you doing over here? Europe seems way better to live in than here

[@SofronPolitis]

He forgot to drive his very useful 3-ton pickup to the supermarket and back.

[@TheTrueMr.Chicken]

"I need the cargo space!" *The truck is completely clean and there's nothing in the bed*

[@NieceyWeesey]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@stevenbartel5008]

How else are you supposed to transport your one 2l bottle of Coke

[@Pandainapandasuit]

Why is it 3 tons, lol.

[@Pandainapandasuit]

​@@stevenbartel5008Lol

[@airsoftcliff]

As a french I approve this message, this is exactly what we think ! I was in California last month and I rent a bicycle to go to NYC from L.A. through Vegas in one day :-D

[@sebastianvelez2770]

Ain't gonna lie... a 18 piece fried chicken bucket sounds super good right now

[@DanielKotovsky]

As an European, I can assure that that's exactly what I was thinking

[@zapmayor4867]

Same here

[@lalamarmotte0735]

Same 😂😂😂

[@XeanoZ713]

as an American, I can confirm that this is exactly what America is like

[@1_TOONCH]

We use an before a word whose first letters sound like a vowel. In this case, a European (Yooropee'an)

[@MichaelSHartman]

You actually believe one can drive from Los Angeles to New York City (>3000 miles, 4800 km) in under an hour? Texas is larger than France. California is taller than the UK, and twice the area. Don't believe Biden is brilliant.

[@aisle_of_view]

You forgot about drinking out of red plastic cups and driving half a block to visit someone.

[@doomngloom96]

That’s really not a lie or exaggeration, my neighbor drives down the block to see his gf

[@lastyhopper2792]

Maybe her parents weren't home?

[@MERICAFIXER]

He also forgot about walking around with a loaded gun just like everyone else!

[@avatarwormette]

All while putting make up on and fight off a Karen road rager 😂

[@version365]

This reminds me of that 80's video where someone drives from their garage to the mailbox on the side of the road! 🤣

[@sakotathefox3484]

As a Greek immigrant I can say this is true, I thought this was almost exactly what amerika was like

[@alice_geneveine_arts83755]

As a American, beautiful and accurate how America is. I sent this to my non American friends and they were wowed

[@xpreame3406]

As an American I can confirm this is 100% accurate.

[@warthunder9155]

Seriously, though. We need to fix that.

[@Amemji]

As someone who went to America on holiday I agree

[@skizrim3446]

What country are you living in? I haven't heard police sirens in over 6 months. An I live in the US

[@tonithetiger6226]

as a filipino that moved to america this is not accurate at all. what state are you in to run into this sort of thing?

[@Gr3yH0undW0lf]

​@@skizrim3446 Bro didn't get the joke, it was absolutely obvious a joke

[@FlyingBanana985]

You forgot to invade a middle eastern country for oil 💀

[@a_little_flame589]

No that’s us Brits come on get it right

[@dieucondorimperial2509]

@@a_little_flame589No the Brits are the reason why it’s so easy to invade the Middle East for oil, not the one actually doing it.

[@Cinnuhminn]

or just any political assets for that matter

[@TheGoldenApex]

YESSSSS!!!

[@TheGoldenApex]

@@a_little_flame589nah the us does it mote

[@tempest411]

I'm American and can confirm that yes, life here is exactly as shown in this short video.

[@DaHouseCatPAL]

The Coke Zero broke my immersion.

[@yjraptor]

I thought this would be a skit, not a documentary

[@tofuman7555]

Ikr

[@kendallope]

Right. Hits too close to home

[@Notaperson1234]

Fr tho

[@vicbauwens]

Yes 👍 I was waiting for the part where they exaggerated for comical effect.

[@saftheartist6137]

😂😂😂

[@leeauld4216]

As an Englishman, this is so accurate! I laughed so hard in my Tudor Manor house that I spat out my tea and crumpets, my Bowler hat and monacle fell to the floor and I immediately sent it to my good chum King Charles, who proclaimed it to be very articulately whimsical.

[@bucketheadrox]

Then after yall beat each other in the streets over football?

[@Powerslide15]

To us Americans, that sounds like an average British Tuesday.

[@kathycappucci6015]

😂😂

[@SuperCabrito14]

​@@bucketheadrox😂😂

[@user-lj9we2rf1n]

@@bucketheadrox prescisely

[@Jackson-s7j]

Bro took a side quest around the US

[@BackYardScience2000]

As an American, I can confirm that this is how we all live. Now if youll excuse me, i need to go and order everything on the McDonald's menu.

[@Dawe957]

I’m amazed about the honest reporting coming from their country so refreshing.

[@deetles98]

Yeah! ….no Trumpism here!😅

[@neger7717]

@@deetles98Always such short sightedness with the black or white perspective, no middle ground. Trump or Biden - both suck Gaza or Israel - both keept fighting

[@goddesslove7]

Ouch 😂

[@Cheetahspeed69]

666 likes

[@quentin3964]

If you think that's real the jokes on you

[@drakowithadraco]

“At 8:00 am I wake up to the sound of gunshots and violence” 🤣🤣🤣

[@franciscasierra8232]

He meant "the news" 😅🤣💀

[@heropuente8991]

the guy looks like MrBeast if he had an extra chromosome

[@Kfrommaryland]

ACCURATE

[@mariamg6158]

That was best line 🤣🤣

[@kevinj.p.6277]

If he's in the hood he will.

[@MistahJay7]

I like how he basically went to every GTA location lol

[@Tayanator]

Completely inaccurate didn't mention racism or a single school

[@Exlos98]

I expected something about no health insurance

[@Jaydizler69]

Because racism is objectively worse in Europe

[@jeremiaas15]

Ah, I once talked about the racism with one relatively house-trained American. Apparently they all deeply believe in all those races they keep inventing, even if it is as anti-scientific as "White", "Hispanic" or "Native".

[@bricktasticanimations4834]

Of course. I agree that the woke left is indeed racist and sexist while they call everyone else that same thing.

[@ClaraShaw-bz6gs]

I expected him to loudly sing the national anthem

[@starboya2414]

Fun fact : It's not only Europeans but the Whole World

[@theantagonist801]

nah it's only Europeans and Americans every other country is underdeveloped and 3rd world except Australia, New Zealand, South Korea and Japan

[@chrislong1287]

Haha! Asians think this also. Fun video

[@alexmartins86]

​@theantagonist801 you libe in 20 century schizophrenic 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@ToLovelyJesus]

I’ve never known anyone besides Europeans and Australians (aka: other white nations) who think this.

[@chrislong1287]

It’s pretty hilarious. I talk to people who live in China. I told them I go for walks in the evening. They can’t believe I don’t get mugged or shot. They also think woman never go outside for fear of being raped.

[@Fearless_Swiftie1322]

In my European country we don’t have Sonic, Wendy’s, Arby’s, Target, Walmart, dollar tree, Dairy Queen and the list goes on. Ps it’s Sweden 🇸🇪 ❤ Where are all my fellow Swedish people 👇🏻

[@captainamerica5826]

I'm sorry that sounds terrible.

[@jerseyforhawks]

You forgot .."At 6pm you ride Space Mountain at Walt Disney World because it's awesome".

[@frederiklueschen3105]

in Germany we also think that everyone carries a gun and that you eat hamburgers while driving 😂

[@dreamsrmadeof]

hahahahahahahahahahaha. Yup.

[@hollybug-76542]

We do eat hamburgers while driving 😂 and there are many ppl who do carry guns all the time, especially in certain states.

[@cleanslate2247]

Just had to wait for a guy backing out of his parking stall because he was eating a giant slice of pizza while trying to drive..........

[@hellkitty98]

look only the psycho americans do that, i ain’t one of them 💀 i did one time eat a grilled cheese to work but i was so hungover and had to get to work, no time to eat.

[@shyfox0714]

Can confirm, hamburgers are one of the driving foods.

[@TAYTUR]

He forgot where we all fly on our bald eagles to Washington D.C and sing the National Anthem in cowboy hats

[@Artem_Myronko]

Bro New York is the capital🙄

[@dariyahlewis7736]

​@@Artem_Myronkowashing DC is a town in New York city get it right 😒

[@PostingCringeOnMain]

driving to Wendys in my Tesla cyber truck, listening to the Joe rogan podcast to sharpen my talking points ready for when I debate the people working there about mask mandates and who won the 2020 election

[@Gnomelotte]

True.

[@neno_alt_account]

bro you fr?

[@ninoalvarez7604]

Two types of Americans The ones who wake up before 6am The ones who sleep passed 8am

[@michelauderzo3955]

You forgot the Donuts for breakfast drinking a Starbucks coffee :) but otherwise pretty accurate😂

[@hanfrekkejveln4111]

I showed this to my village. We are now raising money for you guys. Stay safe.

[@SueBrown-wi3xj]

😂

[@MoonBeamer2023]

😂😂😂😂

[@Itchy__]

Cool, leave it at the US military base closest to your village!

[@shidehhafezi6826]

Ask your village neighbors to raise money and fly some of our homeless people to your village and give them a bed to sleep in and feed them good food. Everyone deserves this.

[@shidehhafezi6826]

Send the money to our president. He will make sure it gets to us.

[@Dani-qc6np]

As a American citizen I agree that we are doing that everyday except giving the 100 dollar tip

[@marsmars124]

Yeah cuz that 100 dollars goes to the doctor for giving you a plaster

[@sussy5872]

@@marsmars124you forgot a couple zeros, here you go: 0000

[@uattias]

​@@sussy5872that's an understatement, here's the rest of the zeros you need to give them: 00

[@anaximandr0ss]

as AN American you showed you really are American as we can see from you dont know rhe difference between a and an American education in a nutshell

[@vipro1090]

I'm glad to see you do know "rhe" difference lol ​@@anaximandr0ss

[@Horserider2567-u6t]

As an American, you forgot the expensive healthcare, the meal called LUNCH (where we eat burgers, fries, and have another 2 liters of soda), rodeos, the horses, cowboy hats, accent (southern for Cowboys), Vegas, and the red plastic cups.

[@sashas_buttercup]

Thank you for this informative video! Really helps me understand american culture!

[@THEBEST-wg3md]

not only Europeans the whole world thinks like this

[@michalkossakowski6686]

Word man 🤣

[@beezlegacy]

As an Asian, I can confirm this

[@PistonAvatarGuy]

Including Americans, because it's somewhat accurate.

[@elfa9191]

True!

[@amanda.2416]

Hahaha true!

[@veeahr1672]

Such an accurate depiction of the American Dream :)

[@Ginx-pe4si]

Did you see how large our houses are and we have full size vehicles? Life is good ❤

[@Dave.Mustaine.Is.Genius]

Lifr os good in America??? No​@@Ginx-pe4si

[@denkotroi1440]

​@@Ginx-pe4si Yeah, and you have to work your whole lives just to buy these "houses" and "vehicles", although they are mere shacks compared to our manors and these "vehicles" are practically horse-drawn carriages. Plus, we don't have to worry about getting shot in our schools or on the streets. Your country is a war zone.

[@officialvallen]

Bro you to mention “and that’s why America rocks” 🗿❤🇺🇸

[@emissne5068]

as a swedish person, you forgot drinking tap water that looks like liquidized shit.

[@SpecialEddies]

As an American, I’m impressed by how well you made a documentary about us! Great job!

[@LoopyMindsINC]

This sounds like a European acting like American FREEDOM BEEEEEEEEEEEEEM✋🦅🇺🇸🦅

[@bluewolfgamerking27roblox53]

​@@LoopyMindsINCMERICA!!!!!! 🦅🔥🇺🇸🇺🇲🇺🇸🇺🇲🦅

[@iArijan]

As a european, I must confirm that this is exactly how we imagine a day in america

[@konstantinouroumidis6422]

As europeans we are proud of our documentary skills😊 However, especially the french missed the cheese from the tube.

[@Azerus_]

AMURICA RAHHH 🇺🇸 🇺🇲 🦅🦅🦅 WHOSE BROAD LINES AND BRIGHT STAAAARS ☆☆☆☆☆⭐️🌟🌠✨️

[@nikkitomar10]

You forget these very important things 1.getting pulled over by cops 2.Doing drugs and rehab like its very normal 3. A psycho serial killer living next door.

[@Phoenix-girl10]

4. No free healthcare????

[@YokaiX]

@@Phoenix-girl105.) pay checks drained in taxes by IRS and government, most of which will go to imperialist military industrial complex, and police state; thus no healthcare

[@mrpablo9504]

those things only democrats believe in.....

[@Nothankszs]

#2 - I’m pretty sure that’s what the wall lean was (people on heroin/fentanyl will just kinda droop over while standing sometimes). Probably had to make it not obvious for monetization

[@saludosalsol]

I mean this is not that far off from the truth except the commute to different states. The commute might be up to 2-3 hours a day though.

[@FurGol95]

As a Spanish , yes, i think america is like this

[@anthonydevries3533]

As a European myself- I can proudly say that this is 100% true.

[@Anavriniravana]

100% accurate description of what we think of USA

[@sebastianscholtischik554]

True

[@elwingy]

and pretty much 70% accurate of what it actually is 😂

[@weedhigh2564]

Nah, thats an american interpretation as an european let me guarantee you, he missed all the best cliches we actually think are true

[@weedhigh2564]

​@@elwingynah bruh, besides the breakfast (which should be lunch anway, we got entirely other jokes for your breakfast) and homelesness all others are a huge misses

[@elwingy]

@@weedhigh2564 being overweight as a nation is not a miss, gun related crime is not a miss, taking the first opportunity to gloat how you guys live in the greatest country on earth (you dont) is not a miss, the total bs tipping culture in the states is also not a miss. Well the aliens is i guess a miss although a few decades ago it could be considered also a thing. 😂😂 We do realize this is a sarcastic fun video, but for most of these things there are truths behind them.

[@SahanaHebbar-mc1hv]

As America I can confirm that everyone here eats 18 piece chicken McNuggets every day to the beautiful sound of guns

[@nomooon]

Both hood classics.

[@zeldawrlddd]

I don't think anyone laughed

[@SomeoneOnTheInternet0]

​@@zeldawrlddd look at every other comment

[@Pau_Pau9]

'Murica! Yeah!!

[@cinnamon5688]

Honestly, the city next to mine growing up has the sound of gunshots quite often. Took me 10 years to realize they were guns... The city with the gunshots was Holyoke MA. Most ppl don't know it, but ones that do, it seems like the video (without food)

[@KV.Inspired]

How accurate do you want this documentary to be? Me: Yes

[@therainbowgamer5126]

As an American, this is pretty lore accurate as to how the country works

[@sheem.2450]

I LOST it when he said he commuted from Los Angeles to NYC 😂😂😂

[@jenivettebigham7060]

Yes. Because there was a "trend" of Europeans saying Americans aren't well traveled lol

[@johnnyghoul8100]

My man's doing the cannon ball run every day 😂

[@Freddy99871]

@@jenivettebigham7060we’re glad you aren’t well travelled, barely any countries like the US and wants Americans in their country

[@poetsrear]

​@@jenivettebigham7060But also because europeans can't name other than these huge cities 😅

[@Chloethemarxenjoyer]

​@@jenivettebigham7060They aren't though. They mostly don't have passports.

[@user-ro8cq4np8x]

It’s so refreshing seeing a factual short for once

[@gauss7847]

No! This is NOT accurate! The food is way too healthy! As a reas American I would DIE if I ate that! He also forgot the 97 gazillion dollar doctor bill

[@johnbell5613]

Have you ever been to Paris? Have you ever been to London? Have you ever been to Berlin? I have, their poverty and homeless situations are worse than ours. You go to Paris, Berlin, or London and walk around after dark you’re not gonna get shot you’re gonna get beaten with a hammer and stabbed with a knife, I guess that makes it OK, but you will still be dead. The majority of Europeans do not eat any healthier than Americans. And one last question for someone who is an expert like yourself why is our life expectancy so much longer than theirs?

[@sophieblau845]

At least when americans are honest and admit it, i don’t have a problem with them and i actually find them very funny but I sadly have to admit when the bad influence from america came to germany suddenly our women here started acting really weird and freaky they all became like prostitutes and liked one night stands and suddenly abortion was cool before the influence of america german women were not that way because acting like that would mean acting without any dignity the bad influence to Germany came through Hollywood shity pity 🎥 films.

[@XiscoLozdob]

Apart from the crazy distances, isn't this like pretty spot on?

[@blubbTee]

Nice touch with your house falling apart in the going out scene :D

[@Strawhatlucky38]

I'm an American, and I think this is what America is like...

[@putinstea]

Sure you are mr FBI

[@megancross6010]

Fr

[@jbhk7977]

@@putinstea Americans also can't handle jokes.

[@thisuserisme]

​@@jbhk7977 it's not even that funny or original.. just a stupid stereotype joke.

[@jbhk7977]

@@thisuserisme You just proved my statement. 2nd try. Americans think that Germany is the capitol of France. Was that more funny?

[@WorldArchivist]

"The only country UFO's EVER seem to land in." Monsters vs Aliens

[@alessiofalco7322]

Hahahahahh, you remembered it🤣🤣🤣

[@alanweis7856]

UFOs only in US, true but spray-painted vegetation is only in China.

[@arxticnerobot]

W movie

[@vincent_hall]

They're now called UAPs, Unidentified Aerial Phenomena. 😂 Apparently, there's something wrong with "UFOs".

[@QueenofKings-mh7zn]

Saw a show recently about several reports in Japan after the earthquake/Tsunami. Thought that was interesting.

[@julie124]

You forgot the eagle screeching to wake up fellow Americans

[@Aboguaboga]

I remember how shocked I was when I found Europeans just casually move between countries

[@random_dragon]

Every so often, a Tumblr post will show up with a European saying "I drove 45 minutes and crossed three countries" and an American will say "I drove 2 hours and am in the same city"

[@janeslater8004]

You can drive round europe as a child my dad would drive from england take ferry to calais and drive through france to south spain. It took 2 days though with couple of stops.its quicker to take flight to greece or greek islands 4 hours than train to scotland 12 hours turkey 4 hours canary islands or madeira 3 hours france 1 hour.scotland 1 half hours . train from south west england to scotland 12 hours

[@janeslater8004]

​@@random_dragonthat must be switzerland tiny country borders france austria and italy

[@idk9759]

I was so confused

[@KTMoon996]

​@@janeslater8004It could also be Liechtenstein, Luxembourg or Andorra, for instance.

[@thedanieljojo]

Honestly, minus how close cities are to each other, this is quite accurate to what we think

[@axosrain4825]

😂😅

[@DrDuckMD]

Yeah it’s nothing like that.

[@hectorixen9950]

The first part isn't American it's just the Hood

[@Rescel1]

@@hectorixen9950which is part of America 😐 not every other country has a hood

[@chonkypupper2740]

Tbh I've never seen an American who actually likes America. Some are patriots who like how America used to be, but I don't know anyone who's actually optimistic about our country. Conservatives hate every liberal part of our country, and Liberals hate every conservative part.

[@Magemo7]

I don't know where the travel from one city to another comes from. But the rest of it is pretty accurate.

[@GlobalOutcast]

A lotta Europeans dont under how large American is

[@ReinhardSchuster]

Camping and homeless people on the sidewalk is actually real in Los Angeles except some politician is scheduled for visiting.

[@JK7H]

Man, the dedication to install all of those homeless tents just for the skit.

[@achjoh2896]

Loll trueee

[@ibthepro]

UNDERATED COMMENT HAHAHA 😂

[@rhuonaChanel]

😂😂😂😂 we love his dedication

[@Imulti]

Plot twist: tents are real

[@roywempor8395]

this is not a skit, it's a vlog

[@DanteAngeli-l9s]

you forgot to mention meeting all those super stars walking around in the street. Being taken hostage in a robbery, followed by a car chase, then being saved by superman.

[@alexmcdonough6804]

As a German it's not that extreme but some things are pretty accurate.

[@Tristan.vd06]

You forgot to start a lawsuit over a small dispute

[@Jelle-1106]

The traveling is unbelievable accurate

[@CCCC-xm6vg]

The lawyers must also make a living.

[@niyiapooh6168]

😂😂😂

[@mancebo7]

... or even just getting your tongue burnt while drinking your coffee at McDonalds!

[@JVMC_ZR1]

We don't wake up to gun shots, we go to sleep to gun shots. It's like having an automatic white noise machine 😉

[@1croatoan]

I was going to make a joke about it being a black noise machine but I'm on strike 2

[@ReDHaWko]

I have not found gun shot sounds, in my sleep sound app on my phone yet

[@benjamies4136]

That is fantastic lmao

[@LoyalSol]

They only have semi-automatic white noise machines around me.

[@kys00011]

@@1croatoanpuerto rican noise machine😔

[@DušanGuihard]

Actually in my city people tend to think that in America everybody is a millionaire

[@cupgalaxy]

Im from belguim🇧🇪🇪🇺 and thats exactly what i thougt American was

[@RPGgamerAWESOMNESS]

As an American living in Europe I can confirm this is exactly what it’s like in the US

[@PMTcommenter]

As an American living in American I can also confirm. Just drove from Hawaii to New York this morning. Had some rush hour so it took an hour and a half

[@tobbe207]

😂

[@rohamcsigusz]

Sir that is cultural appropriation, the smugness is ours to have.

[@past-tense-of-draw]

As an American I can confirm this is my day

[@KevinS47]

😂😂😂

[@azebmehertab880]

😂😂

[@SpencerCrossley-uh5us]

Nope

[@annehunt787]

Hilarious!

[@arishrajan]

Finally a video which covers us Americans correctly

[@hisapez7]

Bro you put some crazy effort here! Love from America🇺🇸

[@KaityKat117]

"all three American cities" i fukken died XD

[@Electra-xm7lu]

By now only about three are worth a visit.

[@arx3516]

Yeah, America only has 2 cities, Miami Is actually a suburb of Los Angeles.

[@TheU.S.]

@Electra-xm7lu Miami, New York, and Los Angeles are bad cities in my opinion

[@KaityKat117]

@TheU.S. Straight from the horse's mouth. Well, can't argue that.

[@TheAGcollector101]

I know of an american student who studied abroad in France, and their host mom worried she would have to buy McDonald's every day for the student. This host mom also openly admitted to this student that she was disappointed she had gotten an American student, and she really wanted a Japanese one. This is not satire in the international community, there are legitimately people who think like this.

[@1972Ray]

Not the thinking people.

[@Ryan-cb1ei]

Honestly, thinking she’d have to buy McDonald’s everyday is probably worse than actually eating it everyday

[@elizabethfahrlander6224]

As an American who hasn’t had McDonald’s since 2010 this is hilarious to me. Also, the only reason I remember THAT meal is that it was so unusual at the time for me to eat at McDonald’s anyway: it was a desperation meal at 2am because it was the only thing open on a tollway in Indiana; I was moving cross country and had forgotten to eat for over 24 hours with all the chaos of packing my apartment and obviously having an empty refrigerator. I would have preferred some nuts or cheese but the convenience store was closed (pay at pump only) so McDonald’s it was; it was barely edible and I only ate half of it despite being famished. I’m not an extremist about clean eating (I eat chips and things) but I really don’t understand McDonald’s.

[@Kaito57]

That's... sadly also accurate lol

[@drgrunn174]

What you imply is that there are people thinking otherwise. This is very wrong presumption, I should assure you. Just note that he is constantly speaking about 'Murica' in the same time he means USA. Yes, they are so dum6.

[@4203105]

Except for the driving distances that seems pretty accurate. Of course you forgot to mention that the tip is mandatory.

[@user-pg7js8rp7n]

You forgot to eat a family sized bag of chips as you watch a presidential debate 😂

[@t1m3l0rd]

This is so spot on. I thought someone made a documentary about my life.

[@bigdjw13]

Literally 😂

[@manolobenavente319]

I appreciate your sense of humor, which europeans do not have. ;-)

[@CGValstrax]

Bro got beef with Europeans 💀

[@mrs.torres7035]

😂😂😂

[@anointed6386]

The ignoring poverty part was spot on

[@coreyrobinson8209]

Only part that wasn't hyperbole... "I will do nothing about it."

[@bagman1103]

What am I supposed to do It’s sleepy joes fault not us 🗿

[@anointed6386]

@@bagman1103 It's been a problem long before Biden. If you want to blame a president, you'd be closer with Hoover.

[@privateer9181]

someone always wants a worker to pay for a non worker

[@magnusrylander]

​@@privateer9181 Amen brother

[@DanielWayShadow]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 well done. Good show 👏

[@TheoMLBB]

As Croatian this is so true😂😂😂

[@melaniewojak3239]

The Cybertruck is so subtle 😂

[@leagueoftilt3249]

Dudeee i didnt even see it till you noticed it 😂

[@dercoolekommentator2906]

As a German, I cannot stress enough how realistic this description is to us.

[@MacheteBoB]

well i dont think they start the day with a 2 liter coke but the rest is pretty much how i imagin it

[@jan_is_love]

@@MacheteBoB You're right. it would be half a gallon.

[@HandsomeJack11]

American view of a German's day (sarc)... They wake up, put on their leiderhosen and drink a large mug of Lowenbrau beer while eating a bratwurst before getting in their electric car and heading to work at the local brewary or with the military, they break for lunch and have a large wiener schnitzle with pomfritz (sp?) while having another beer brought by a hefty woman with big melons, they return home after work to their wife Helga and eat sauerkraut while topping it off with more beer. I lived in Germany for 6 years in the 80's and have visited several times since. Beautiful country with fantastic people. I love that place!

[@sterlingodeaghaidh5086]

All he is missing is the 1 ton grocery runner thats never seen a spec of dust in the bed, and the doctor visit that gives a bill of $1,000 for a tylenol

[@EyeSeeThruYou]

​​@@HandsomeJack11Yes! 😂😂😂 I'm first generation German-American and can verify this is true, lol. Growing up, my schoolmates asked if my parents do as you described at home, too (here in the US). The irony is that my father is Bavarian, and occasionally did wear Lederhosen when working outside doing yard work or repairing vehicles, including his seaplane. My American friends therefore felt vindicated that their stereotypes were accurate when I said "yes," barely able to keep a straight face as the joke was on them. 😂 Then I compared notes with my best friend, Michelle. Her father was a baker from Berlin. No Lederhosen there, LOL! 😂😂😂

[@BucketOfStinkyDefecation]

As a fellow American, this sounds about right.

[@jkilmer421]

It's great that you're cutting down on your caloric intake. Proud of you!

[@demiladeo4209]

😂😂😂😂😂I mean, he's not wrong. I've never seen an alien invasion as a West African, and my friends in India, Thailand, and Australia agree

[@mattep74]

Independence day 1 showed a downed alien mothership in Sidney and the sequel had a ship in africa

[@fatalshore5068]

​@@mattep74we don't talk about the sequel

[@mattep74]

@@fatalshore5068 unfortunally it still exist

[@zeldawrlddd]

We didn't laugh

[@gagesmythe6635]

District 9 underrated movie

[@cianthompson966]

Apart from teleporting around the US, there definitely are people like this 😂

[@jackwaffles9591]

the "all 3 cities" got me