WHAT EVEN AM I?!

Heave Ho is a lovely game that ORDINARILY is only played in couch co-op but Bob, Sean, and I managed to hack the entire internet to let us play it! So watch along for lots of laughs and many funny moments!
EDITED BY ► LIXIAN / lixiantv
JACK ► / jacksepticeye
BOB ► / muyskerm
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[@matthewpool6508]

Me trying to get someone to date me: "This is a free hand. See this hand, this is free. Somebody grab this hand."

[@jennifert1682]

That could work🤔

[@AkumaDayo]

Lmao me

[@jennifert1682]

@@saltyyangel why would you ask someone on a date while the other is ralling(?) off a cliff.... Like someone is actually in danger and you ask casually "this hand, is a free hand..." wtf man XD (I would love to see this as a movie or something... It's amazing 🤣)

[@waterwolf982]

Jennifer T I was a burn.

[@MishaBoylan]

I actually read that at the exact second he said it😂

[@chloes1815]

Bob: is French Sean: is a smol girl who keeps screaming Mark: “vErY iNtErEsTinG cHoiCeS”

[@SebasRe]

That's a pretty accurate summary of this video xD

[@zeleniatdq]

Sebastián Ré Yep! 😂

[@sammyh5304]

😆

[@tyrakianna3489]

How long did it take you to type marks part 🤣 cause doing that thing takes forever 😭

[@sadrat5375]

It is *BÖB*

[@archerwarren4984]

Underrated line: 6:44 "WHY DO I HAVE DINGUS AND DANGUS HOLDING ON TO ME?!" -Jack

[@raymondthecartoonenjoyer4803]

I love you pfp

[@lucasnadamas9317]

@@raymondthecartoonenjoyer4803 Yeah it's a great so bad it's good

[@raymondthecartoonenjoyer4803]

@@lucasnadamas9317 yeah, lol The only thing I don't like about it is how it's the same thing everytime

[@sc00byd00d]

The best part is that I read this comment seconds before it happened on screen. I had a minor stroke thinking I was suddenly able to hear comments

[@mintsuga666]

Dingus dangle dangus dammit

[@shawnahoffman4940]

To anyone confused: what Mark says at 31:40 is “My turn to go”.

[@angrycupcake7788]

MY TURN NNNN IGO

[@meganfietsam264]

Ok, not to be that one person but i was like oh no, Please don’t say what I thought you said

[@zarnox3071]

31:37 would be a better timestamp.

[@lexethereal8807]

@@meganfietsam264 You weren't the only one. So glad to be wrong. SOOOOOO Glad to be wrong.

[@Soccerlfe]

Thanks other people might think he said the n word they better find this of they will be mad at mark for saying that

[@Phisotomoc]

"WHAT EVEN AM I?!" Me: A geodude?

[@Crunchatize_Me_Senpai]

😂

[@codename1176]

now100 ha nice one

[@CrystalFier]

My first thought too😂

[@l1bigjigglepuffl606]

A normal type geodude

[@4lyse_]

Yes.

[@skylarblue1246]

“You’re coated in Jack’s juices.” “I don’t like that sentence.”

[@oldchannel546]

me either o-o

[@bell_a248]

Same--

[@dilf_unit]

Oof

[@rosearanez7128]

Same here

[@ambro498]

I don't think anyone likes that sentence.

[@shogunbirds6589]

alternitive title: "Three men share one collective brain cell"

[@CertifiedDumbassery]

Imma photoshop that

[@rheaforeman3798]

I like to think that they are brain cells, just trying to survive in a brain they don't know how to work.

[@chrissimmons9743]

For nearly one hour

[@ry6870]

45:28 I love Bob's line "I am absolutely not going in the hole I'm hiding right here and you can't make me."

[@ghoste_8543]

Same could be said about “casual swing”

[@redfox0008]

3 stages of teamwork: 1. “grab my hand” 2. “grab the coin” 3. “gimme kiss”

[@TheRavepartycat]

GUMPS APROVED

[@sirmiles1820]

thats how relationship works bro too

[@ohemdoublegee]

Spider kkkkiiiuuuussss?

[@DecafInvidia]

3 stages of chaos 1. "The farts" 2. "AAAAAHHAAAHAH The French" 3. "Arin, noooooooooo!"

[@jonathana1572]

Take my hand!! haha the French xD

[@franshaavisto299]

Bob: * scared french noices * Jack: "Let's do this gamers!!" Mark: "iiiinteresting.."

[@reallyboredlemon5448]

Lmao so true

[@deluxous]

2nd

[@froggobonano]

u right

[@S_T_0_R_M.]

No jack might be : AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[@everline4509]

noices noice

[@amnathegrande]

17:15 Jack: "Why don't you just toss it into the end?" Bob: "Oh yeah! Can we just toss it to the end?" Mark: "O-oh yeah *gOoD LuCk."* Bob: *_"YEET!!!"_*

[@Himmel.Himmel]

your stephen strange pfp ✨🖤

[@FlareDrafox]

41:27 *"That's why they call me, OOPS MC GEE."*

[@just_a_tired_they_.2437]

Hoops lol

[@CobleAshleyL]

@@just_a_tired_they_.2437 better than "poops Mc Gee" which is what I heard XD

[@financialprofessionals]

I heard goops

[@crashtestdummy9985]

"I don't need friends...they disappoint me!" "I've never heard you make that sound before!" "I feel like I'm getting a prostate exam right now!" "Guys, I found my calling in life: it's letting you go at the most inopportune times!" Jack

[@demonprincess9680]

The best of Jacksepticeye

[@ruwi4635]

HAYWGAGAH

[@yogawarriorgirl]

You forgot "We are just an orgy of disappointment right now"

[@meeso]

wheres the prostate exam part?

[@sowmyoats]

@@meeso 37:12

[@kaweemer]

"Can we just toss it to the end?" Mark:good lu- *coin gets yeeted at light speed*

[@vibrant_missy]

nothing else then kaweem Y E EE T T

[@saraann23]

I have watched 2 other groups play this and that seems to be the first thing they all do. Just yeet it at super sonic speed. Which is the most hilarious thing to watch in a game about physics and gravity. That kind of momentum in games is just awesome. Game Grumps actually managed to dunk it many times by tossing and the Derp Crew were able to toss each other at coins and catch that player as that player grabbed the coin. So all that that they suggested is possible and doable in this game.

[@kaweemer]

SaraAnn23 interesting!

[@abstrato7685]

*s P o I L e R A l E r T*

[@kaweemer]

@@abstrato7685 SoRry

[@sirennightshade4977]

22:35 Bob saying, "I did this, I would like all the credit please," is peak mood.

[@reydragonclaw1128]

"Do you trust me?" "I trust you." So wholesome.

[@Khajiidaro]

Until you realize they never trusted each other.

[@egschair9601]

They all have their own noises Bob: french noises Jack: unholy noises Mark: loud noises

[@AkumaDayo]

Jack: pterodactyl noises

[@timothymckane6362]

Wade: Angry noises

[@darrellwillis4871]

melondew Wade: Barbara Noises

[@queenofuganda7718]

Me: meme noises

[@tristanrumpl4483]

Listen to this with your eyes closed

[@vonnebula6188]

"You right" "GAMER" "Hon Hon" Someone needs to tally all of this

[@Hirosjimma]

Interesting Very interesting

[@pink9949]

Yes interesting I'm listening

[@elijahmacfarland9000]

Done and done "Interesting" - 59 times (counted Mark, Sean, and Bob, each individual instance of the word counted as one separate time) "You right" - 25 times (all three counted) "Gamers" - 11 times (Sean and Bob counted, Mark never said it) Bob's French noises - 36 times ("hon-hon-hon" counted as one instance, if someone said something in between or more than two seconds elapsed, another "hon-hon" was counted as a separate instance) Enjoy

[@vonnebula6188]

Elijah you absolute friggin' legend

[@elijahmacfarland9000]

Von Nebula thank you, and tonight I will tally the counts on the mega episode with Wade. Spoiler: I’ve already done “don’t touch me” and it’s surprisingly low ;-;

[@saigey]

25:40 "ooh a drilldo" *literally makes an actual drilldo just 6 days later.....*

[@redlion834]

48:48 is such a movie moment. You think Mark’s going to be enveloped by the fart cloud forever and then you see him flying out of it with one epic swing

[@stephsaguudefan1753]

At 48:21 Mark's "I'm comiiiiiiing! Fuck!" kills me every time 😂

[@swag4178]

“you’re covered in jacks juices” “i-i don’t like that sentence” ._.

[@kianmills4170]

s w a g 😂🤣😂one of the FUNNIEST! sentences Bob has ever spoken.

[@NullVoidGod]

Septiplier confirmed XD

[@sweeterbright7157]

No homo :D

[@aidoneustucker12]

I love that sentence

[@aidoneustucker12]

Lucifer Morningstar dude, love your name and pfp

[@cameronaberner]

Bob: 12 minutes Jack: 25 minutes Mark: BI***, HOLD MY BEER

[@raelynfey]

But he can't drink hahahaha

[@Hayden-er7ke]

@@raelynfey That's why he told Chica to hold his beer. xD

[@AshleyGossett]

Austin Berner Hell Yeah, I can always count on Mark! 🙌🏻

[@JKRKuh]

HOLY SHIT

[@Kyla8132]

The FULL experience.

[@chipb.5444]

something about jack’s screams as he plummets to his death sends me into a fit of giggles

[@weird_ghostix3889]

GUYS MARK DID NOT SAY THE N-WORD AT 31:37! He said “to go.” Full sentence being “my turn to go.”

[@giant4331]

I almost thought myself for a seoond.

[@colevandyken2871]

Would’ve been funnier if he said it...besides him getting canceled

[@afrokitty2222]

Thank you I came for this explanation lol 🤣

[@ixtrippy7261]

No he did play it back on .50 speed

[@weird_ghostix3889]

@@ixtrippy7261 - I can assure you he did not

[@samanthawoo9806]

*Bob and Jack kidnapping Mark* “THIS IS HOW FRIENDS WORK”

[@jasonmichael3634]

Well ur not wrong

[@lookatthisuniqueusername7262]

*"We stole a friend"*

[@arghyaneedsleep]

@@jasonmichael3634 So you're saying I can kidnap somebody and then they'll become my friend? Imma go try it out.

[@jasonmichael3634]

@@arghyaneedsleep Yes, that will totally work👍

[@Bearded_Zer0]

It's usually how my friends get me to hang out

[@MrGoose-vn1lp]

*Bob uploads 12 min video* Me: "I prefer the real quality content" *Jack uploads 23 min video* Me: "I said the REAL quality content!" *Mark uploads 57 min video* Me: "Perfection"

[@zha6159]

The thing is Mark knows people will watch the 57 minute video

[@zandermercury9308]

@@zha6159 heck yeah 😂😂😂 i already watched jacks hahah

[@yrmotcb]

Mr. Goose i did even realize it was 57 minutes until i seen this comment, i was laughing too much to even care 😂

[@zha6159]

@@zandermercury9308 yeah I did yesterday lol

[@zolab6544]

I'm watching all 3 so that's a full hour plus of the same/ diff content

[@MartiniMouse]

Mark: “a drilldo” Me, a *[REDACTED]* fan: *checks date of posting suspiciously* The date it was uploaded: nov.10th Me: *screams in foreshadowing*

[@toridillon9293]

RIGHT????

[@sohanierampersaud7424]

YESSSSSS

[@pheobeplayzroblox2969]

Dont get it

[@JS-lk1ut]

@@pheobeplayzroblox2969 You had to be there

[@cruiser1010]

wAIT A MINUTE-

[@gipsyundead]

26:17 If Bob was a Street Fighter character then that would be would his sound. Hadouken for Ryu and Ken, Hadugu for Bob

[@tonymontona8393]

He's a tecken character

[@abby_367]

i took a shot of water every time they said "interesting" and can confidently say that i am in fact, very hydrated

[@rhiannonphoenix5426]

I should do that That's actually a very good technique for getting a good habit

[@chip5892]

I only drink water when watching Markiplier.

[@dawn1381]

@@chip5892 That's...that's a problem XD

[@Vesperi__]

ikr i went through about 4 glasses of water in the span of 10 mins😂

[@yellobanana6456]

Now with alcohol

[@leaf1820]

Almost dies Jack: "Ahhhhhhhhh" Mark: "OOOOOOOOOOO :o" Bob " *French intensifies* "

[@MLG_Kitten]

:0

[@bluebaby4120]

"you're coated in Jack's juices" Well that's a fanfic and a half right there

[@explodingdynamite7319]

Septiplier.

[@justfloatingthrough2457]

Bob’s “I can’t quit you!” @ 23:10 gets me every time haha.

[@eggchomp]

it comes completely unprompted, and the fact that he interrupted himself to say it is hysterical!

[@slash_jay]

Jack: "Mark you used to be an engineer, figure it out" ~ 14:51 Mark: *war flashbacks*

[@darceyfrkovic3165]

🤣🤣🤣

[@maizamiuchida]

More like first gmod sandbox video flashback

[@user-tt2xj7hv5x]

when u dont timestamp for the lazy people that dont watch the full video

[@masturaarmaya7555]

@@maizamiuchida *Intense Rocket Chair flashback*

[@ak-cardwell]

@@user-tt2xj7hv5x just double the speed

[@ChillinSicilian]

Bob: “Hon, hon, hon” Sean: “Gamer” Mark: “Interesting”

[@Jenna-qp1bf]

i laughed so hard oml xD

[@orcastrike7750]

Sean miiiiight be filming for Player Select

[@goldenfoxy5788]

HIYA

[@Spooneru]

Bob: Sexual Sean: Kringy Mark: intellectual

[@HelloThere-zb2kk]

*you're right*

[@Jempai]

It's crazy how they were actually doing pretty well before Wade showed up

[@barbedfungus3877]

Jack: "Im just yelling encouragement" Jack five seconds earlier: YOUR HOLDING ME DOWN"

[@CherryBlossomKid]

"WHAT EVEN AM I?" Me: *A masterpiece, Mark. A masterpiece.*

[@titiajidagba8014]

So true 😪👏👏

[@aaamangle3333]

A markapiece

[@catherinevo6060]

Cherry TV yep

[@luxqas]

Yes

[@BAGGYHEART]

*God*

[@Superchicken_36]

Everyone: *dies horribly* Also everyone: Interesting

[@happypotatosalad7190]

Truly catches my interest

[@saxaroneandtheyarrower5683]

At 55:02 or 55:03 or 55:04 I expected one of them to yell “WADE! NO!”

[@saxaroneandtheyarrower5683]

Well-wait. Wade’s not even-wade’s not even there! What am I talking about?

[@chancetyler2764]

Who knew that Bob was French XD 51:37 Bob: *Frenching intensifies* i'm dying X'D

[@legendarylawbro1413]

Bob: “Your covered in Jack’s juices!?!?!!” Mark: “I don’t like that sentence...” Also Mark: “I aM tHe GlUe!!!!!!”

[@soldiernix8550]

Me and my parents. I am the glue

[@xueyangtew2456]

*sniffs mark and gets high*

[@mcqueendies]

*You're

[@tylergendron7910]

I feel like you know why he didn't like that sentence.

[@meanncat3050]

@@tylergendron7910 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@AadenKDragon]

"But it's not red.. It's pink!" *says the man who made pink his main color for over a solid fucking year and even has a character who embodies pink while murdering*

[@CertifiedDumbassery]

Yep that's mark for ya

[@finn6177]

...i somehow read masterbating instead of murdering and i didnt question it at all...

[@maddogmadison6379]

Warfstache

[@toastmations]

Don't forget his good ol' pink mustache!

[@Meyr3356]

@@finn6177 yeah, it do be that way sometimes.

[@Procraftbrother]

26:18 Bob: 😬 Hodj bé GOH!!! 28:32 Bob (again): How am I suddenly the one closest to the spikes?! Jack: AAAAAAAEEEEEEEGH!!!!! Me: did Jack just turn into some kind of dinosaur??!

[@xraylay9153]

8:32 Bob turns into a tea kettle after Sean talks about his lost dad

[@petergallagher1790]

“You’re covered in Jack’s juices!!” “I don’t like that sentence..”

[@kettlepetal3138]

Peter Gallagher sEpTIpliEr awAaY

[@SylvainCosmos]

@@kettlepetal3138 IT IS MADNESS TO SPEAK OF THAT NAME

[@complimentbotd7232]

I like it

[@xarsash]

Chicken Nugghetti please commit non-septiplier cringe.

[@complimentbotd7232]

@@xarsash oh he just committed it so hard, probably still is.

[@Dandan-cm3gg]

Mark: Interesting Jack: I got this gamers Bob: “French Noises”

[@Mabra51]

Bob didn't made french noises.

[@mary-qv1lz]

Jack was more like “I’m the boss now”😂

[@trainsconfigure8016]

@@Mabra51 r/wooosh

[@Mabra51]

@@trainsconfigure8016 There's no woosh, Bob wasn't making "french noises".

[@bplionel2]

Dan: "The French!"

[@Pandurr]

If I had one phrase to describe this video it would be “Interesting”

[@iamacommonman7122]

I come back to this episode many times just to hear Mark's "Interesting. Interesting" (27:40) Imagine him falling off a very high place and saying interesting interesting with worried tone🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@SplittToons]

35:31 “We need to wHafdgfHOOOOOOO” -Bob

[@nienbloon]

He’s French, what can I say 😂😂😂 I fucking love those moments, someone should time stamp all the French moments, I’m too lazy

[@kamiphobos]

Therapist: Anxiety isn't something you can see. Me: *Shows this game*

[@Alizudo]

Gamercat!

[@kamiphobos]

@@Alizudo Howdy! :3

[@g1cartoonautobotblaster155]

XD

[@candicestitzel3923]

Therapist: Seems I was wrong.

[@fruitymushroo2409]

I want to see the therapists face🤣

[@driphella4080]

I watch the mega episode first and I keep waiting for Wade to just fall out of the sky right as they're trying something difficult like, "Hey guys!"

[@laurakastrup]

25:22 Jack: I'm just yelling encouragements! Me: On brand for the Irish

[@kenjikiseki]

Dear please someone animate this. There’s so much that can be used. Lol.

[@soldiernix8550]

Kenji Kiseki on it-

[@EdMcStinko]

I second this

[@minyoon-gi1259]

LIX. How you doing •~•

[@carsongattie9902]

Plz someone do that it would be amazing

[@Echo81Rumple83]

That would be a challenge and a half.

[@katherineryan7126]

I NEED an animation of this where they're all just tangling themselves into knots trying to climb a mountain.

[@theteeth3780]

YES

[@sophsofsoup]

omg yesssss i was about to comment that

[@geediddi6007]

So basically pogostuck with the bungees

[@saggysackofpotatoes1351]

IM ON IT

[@paperclip6141]

@@saggysackofpotatoes1351 YES THANK YOU

[@mariasj2475]

Best part of this is at 28:55 Bob- DING DING DING, DING DING DING, you guys suck, pull this rope, you suck too much 😂😂

[@user-rx7sq8fd1p]

Mark: *pauses* Editor: *zooms in* Mark: *IM HERE.*

[@cdiz1823]

Bob: Let go Jack Titanic: "Am I a joke to you?"

[@Professionallysad]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@user-uj5iq1lg3d]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@captainchaos5661]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@pb_x]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@dabonkus]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@tomcruiseREAL]

Mark: "Up through the hole" Jack: "I *AM* the hole"

[@nixxin6988]

.... *a minute later* *dirty part of mind activates* OH HECK NO XD

[@BRAY_L0N]

oh my... SEPTIPLIER AWAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

[@GGMathi69]

@@BRAY_L0N no

[@Minizemful]

This is why they stopped playing together.

[@ahfreshair9242]

Mini Zem Playing together, hm? *Playing with WHAT?* 😳

[@TrayTerra]

4:11 I am in so much pain from the laughter this sound causes.

[@broseidon1658]

Bob: *”You’re just covered in Jack’s juices.”* Mark: _”I don’t like that sentence.”_

[@SG-pu3rx]

He got septiplier era flashbacks

[@dragonfruiity]

@@broseidon1658 Same, yikes 😂 I'm so happy that they're doing stuff together again and I really hope the Septiplier people don't make it weird for them again 😓

[@ElysianLilith]

You right

[@ElysianLilith]

@Shooting Star in the first level lol

[@dragonfruiity]

@Kassandra 409 exactlyyy

[@leavingthezone876]

“We don’t need your pity, game.” Meanwhile the rope is a way to get more coins with a mini game.

[@faithferguson9942]

LeavingTheZone *pity

[@mdbgamer556]

Pffft, wait, really?

[@adamblake963]

Mdb Gamer yes xD the grumps played it and it’s like coin basket ball and stuff.

[@mdbgamer556]

Ah

[@donkeykong3508]

Legend has it if you close your eyes and just listen to the audio, You'll hear a couple of adult men say "interesting" about one billion times

[@lunasmith]

So true, I listen to this video as I go to bed, and let’s just said that my dream were “very interesting”.

[@garettjohnson6978]

"Just feeeeel it out!" God I laughed so hard at these idiots! And I mean idiots in the best way possible, not wanting to sound hurtful here.

[@lexieweekes4437]

Bob really said “frenching intensifies” and we aren’t talking about it

[@knitwit9447]

Im just trying to block it out of my memory lol

[@damienbernard7444]

51:37 is when it happens fo anyone who wants to know.

[@justarandomrat3235]

Welp I don't know why u want to talk about it or it's bc I'm stupid xp

[@ripudude]

Why would we? Bob and the gang have all said things so much worse than that.

[@apocalypseone7078]

Just let it sink in like everything else in this video

[@jellybean5669]

"iNtErEsTiNg" "GaMeR" "hOn HoN hOn"

[@isisdarosa9340]

And ‘epic gamer moment’

[@scrqffy6999]

what?

[@amandabrightwell555]

@@scrqffy6999 that's that they say most off the time like Mark is "iNtErEsTiNg" Jack is "gAmEr" and Bob is "hOn hOn hOn"

[@misterratman]

love that google offered to translate this specific comment to english. very helpful.

[@cabbage_patch_child]

Pfft is translates hon hon hon to she she she

[@bardofvoid174]

26:17 Bob released his inner dragonborn.

[@lanaelively8357]

The change in energy between this and the episode preceding with Wade thrown in the mix is psychologically fascinating. Fascinatingly hilarious.

[@Rendolf45]

"Which hand do I let go of?" *"You right."*

[@ElysianLilith]

I loved that Jack referenced that I really loved that meme lol

[@yuta_666]

🤣

[@theblankghostiiie7545]

"Shove it in shove it in" *weird moaning* Jack: "I feel like I'm getting a prostate exam" I'm terrified Also "Spike me on the spike deddy"

[@leapinqstars9313]

The Blank Ghostiiie where is ‘spike me in the spike, deddy’

[@taylorbritt499]

@@leapinqstars9313 46:56

[@artistsamcolbs2073]

where is the prostate exam part?

[@taniachapman3643]

I'm not sure whether to like this or dislike it

[@angrynoises7143]

@@taniachapman3643 leave it as it is

[@amydanny1001]

Bob: *french* Jack: *screaming* Mark: "Interesting, interesting. iNtErUStiNg!"

[@crazyconstanta6807]

2:42 - that moment when both of them are holding Markiplier's balls. 🤣

[@jonathancampbell2372]

To everyone saying Mark said the n-word at 31:36, he didn't. He said "it's my turn to go". If you see people commenting that he did please calmy and kindly correct them. Please and ty 😊

[@sarawadsworth3449]

Can I have a timestamp?

[@GeoToni13]

I tend to just ignore them. I think most are just trolling

[@mineprimelp9518]

Sara Wadsworth it’s 31:37 And it realy sounded like he said the n-word at first to me😅😂

[@jonathancampbell2372]

@@sarawadsworth3449 yeah I should probably put a timestamp, ty

[@deanslyrics8797]

thanks i was scrolling to see what other people said

[@sarawadsworth3449]

Ethan: Wingus Tyler: Dingus Mark: Wangus Bob: Dangus Wade: Wongus? Jack: Dongus?

[@raspberieproductions444]

I like the way you think

[@Exayevie]

I’m here for quality comments like this

[@JR-mq5ck]

Yes it is official now

[@lightninjohn5651]

That indicates that there are four other people Wengus Dengus Wungus and Dungus

[@sarawadsworth3449]

@@lightninjohn5651 Amy and Katherine can be another two!

[@pnk.4]

When you meet Santa clause. 36:46

[@MoguBro]

Bob: When I’m scared I go for the hole. Jack: I feel like I’m getting a prostate exam right now... Mark: DRilLdO

[@justachickennugget1625]

Jack: SUP GAMERS Bob: **FRENCH NOISES** Mark: **LAUGHING**

[@yobozo720]

Actually Mark: Very Interesting

[@user-xd3rv4cz2y]

Edit: Jack:*Moans*

[@bee8632]

No one: Not a single soul: Mark: *A D R I L L D O*

[@ramenrequiem]

Reminded me of that Unus Annus video where they made breakfast with one lmao

[@bee8632]

@@ramenrequiem I am SO glad someone remembered that xdd

[@morgue1484]

interestinginteresting very interesting

[@shortsandwich5573]

25:41

[@emmamora7]

Bubbly Ramen Yes, too bad it’ll be gone in like 3 months from now.

[@x3Rmal]

31:37 No, he does not say the N word, he says "My turn to go!"

[@a_really_awkward_queer_person]

20:17 Sean: Bob, you're bad baggage *If only they knew what was to come*

[@greg4194]

The plot of every movie: "Grab the thing and let's get the hell out of here!"

[@stephonmanny7555]

Infinity war anyone

[@pink9949]

Yes but also yes

[@adoredmodestcolt1258]

.... Not sure if that's how I'd explain Michael Jackson's "Moonwalker" but

[@stephendavies9879]

hehe.... ye

[@melissacrawford8624]

@@stephonmanny7555 yes

[@NumdegasedUHC]

“I... have an idea.” Famous last words

[@jisatsu_haisha3808]

🎵 Now I know that I can’t make you stay 🎵

[@iguessimjustme5316]

@@stillliving7670 BUT WHERES YOUR-- AND I KNOW THERES NOTHING I CAN SAY... TO CHANGE THAT PART

[@explodingdynamite7319]

Where?

[@elanrg]

@@explodingdynamite7319 In this video

[@explodingdynamite7319]

What Number?

[@LittleGrayRam]

I love how scared they all are of swinging but in the episode with wade Jack just launches himself with reckless abandon

[@thelazygamingpanda3973]

We need to explain why this is so awe- AHHHHHHHH Bob: *explains* My brain: *explodes from confusion*

[@TheRealScoobert2000]

Mark: "My turn to go!" *Dies immediately*

[@mithrilknightx4681]

Real talk I thought it was "My turn n-" for like the slightest second but knew better immediately after.

[@chiomaa5168]

Mithril KnightX samee, I got so shook

[@donovanwilson840]

Mithril KnightX I got so scared

[@callysta5160]

@@mithrilknightx4681 i was so shook and had to play it like twice oof

[@SoullessJalbino]

@@mithrilknightx4681 Same lmaooo

[@forsakenpotato]

Most underrated and underappreciated joke in this whole video: drilldo

[@DraconicDuelist]

Upon googling there's 2 variants. 1) A brand name type attachment set for a hand-held reciprocating saw. This allows you to change the saw from a sawing tool into a thrusting tool. 2) Silicon drills used generally as attachments on BDSM style sexmachines. You get strapped in and, well, I assume you can imagine the rest.

[@ONLY_RR7]

Why would you google that?

[@DraconicDuelist]

@@ONLY_RR7 Curiosity?

[@Bearsareus]

@@DraconicDuelist thanks chief

[@spookden5243]

the forbidden dildo number 2

[@kieran101yes]

12:59 Jack really sacrificed everything just to slap Mark LOL

[@bluebaby4120]

Alternate title: Bob gives viewers fanfic ideas for 57 minutes straight

[@ZZMonkeysUncleZZ]

48:51 Mark comes flying out of the cloud like a damn hero.

[@kayhaven4710]

Obi-Wan Kenobi but you were the chosen one!!

[@marcusblair2622]

25:40 little did Mark know he would make what he sought

[@absolutelynotLily]

unus

[@kycampbell521]

Ok so i love how this goes somewhat smoothly but Wade single handedly derails the whole thing when they play is with him

[@Pecangaming]

Mark: What Even Am I? Jack: If 🤛🤢🤜 is not me, I don't know what is

[@rhyzemz6931]

I wish i can watch a mark vid without to see u xd

[@mysteriousfoxfuzadventures8985]

Another member

[@kkhomestuck4127]

another one

[@Sobo51us1]

31:37 for anyone who is thinking that he said something bad; he said “My turn to go”

[@rhiannonphoenix5426]

Thank you! The amount of people still being corrected on what he said is astonishing

[@vyke2548]

53:32 Not only does the game turns you into french but also a Gorilla.

[@trystan3612]

Jack: Ok, Wangus and Dangus, are you ready? Mark: Interesting, interesting, interesting, interesting, interesting. Bob: *Frenching Intensifies*

[@jenniebray4150]

It was like he was a French person trying to play video games

[@mrsandwich8535]

"*Frenching intensifies*" - Bob 2019

[@metal.vortex]

Mr Sandwich keep this at 69 likes please

[@mrsandwich8535]

Metal Vortex Ah damn, I missed it :(

[@metal.vortex]

Let’s go for 420

[@princessrainbow6760]

41:17 that’s why they call him Hoops McGee!

[@ernest.brownie_536]

Bob:Your coated in jacks juices Septiplier fan fiction:thats not the first time

[@iwatchyt]

r/tihi

[@theboredfan0]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@dubbkin]

52:09 "Here we go guys!" *slams them all into a spiked wall* 😂😂😂😂

[@zombiemex4043]

Grumps: "Grab my hand." Mark and the bois: "Very interesting."

[@dylanpelo]

Grab my hand.

[@overcast_cloudy590]

just a suggestion don"t watch this at night if you don't want to wake up the family because you will laugh your heart out

[@gwenethkp]

Me, watching this video anyway at 3 a.m. with my parents asleep next door: that sign can't stop me because I can't read