What Every Doomsday Shelter Needs 🎙

[@JockStrapified]

This is my kind of bro. Get prepared bois

[@warden6.7]

Oh the good ole C battery toys. I had this same issue at Christmas this last year.

[@pm_davidjones]

Officer: Do you know why I pulled you over? Do you think it might have something to do with the 3 people in your car that are headbagged?

[@Tyguyborgerding]

Tyler's dad's cousin is Tyler's first cousin once removed. Tyler's dad's cousin's kid is Tyler's 2nd cousin. Tyler's kids are Tyler's dad's cousin's first cousin twice removed

[@rileyhrocks4731]

How is Tyler just gonna drop a bomb on us like that

[@JohnShalamskas]

"I don't need to prep. That's what the gun is for!" Joking aside, if you cannot protect yourself, your family, and your stuff from marauding zombies, then you have nothing. And if you want to know what I mean by zombies, look at the news from "the summer of love."

[@brandonoverfield105]

First. BUUUSSSCCHH

[@2dollarbill650]

Hell with that. Im running to the zombies. Im not going to sit there and wait until I'm bit. Might as well join in the fun.