What Would Joe Rogan Do in the Apocalypse?

Taken from Joe Rogan Experience #1287 w/Rich Benoit:
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[@Blinkonceifyougay]

Girls: he must be cheating behind my back Boys:

[@chonch_burger]

Not wrong.

[@hellmuth26]

am i the only one who doesn't understand stupid ass comments like this?

[@neoneherefrom5836]

hellmuth26 ok boomer jk I have no fucking clue either

[@rafpach87]

Exactly

[@kaemajor2764]

He Saying This What Dudes Would Be Looking up And Talking About 😂

[@evo2542]

He'd probably still be "podcasting" but as a "fallout" radio host in the wasteland.

[@metern7685]

I would hope lol

[@Snabonen]

This is the exact thing i was thinking.

[@thexamlop]

Hollywood, make it happen.

[@pookypoo1169]

LMAO 😂

[@thereisnoplanb139]

mr new los angeles

[@uncle6659]

Imagine coming across joe Rogan in the wasteland thinking he will be all friendly and positive and he just viciously attacks you and loots your body

[@captainrwcg3558]

Hahahaha

[@MrMomoitin]

While high on psychedelics

[@pianospawn1]

It’s ok, he’s a mainly melee build, maybe a bow for ranged attacks. Just stay at range.

[@butercumdribbleiii8033]

Beta vibes

[@ahmedalfatih7723]

I genuinely think Joe is a man of huoner he will not do that

[@onixelectronix687]

Accept it, if a zombie apocalypse comes, you would love to have Joe Rogan on your team

[@Jonathan32177]

My skinny country ass would happily take care of the hunting/fishing to keep Joe and his family fed . lol Just stay here and stand guard the house Joe , I got this lol . Dude just looks like a pitbull .

[@mikeharding9396]

@humpty dumpty Joe is not a bigger guy lol… badass, ya. Big? No

[@gambit2000]

​@@mikeharding9396 where'd he says he has to be big?

[@danielk8149]

Still everyone would have the same idea get away from population centers and hunt and fish .gonna be sporty if it ever goes down

[@Superiorlumbago9260]

Not wen he runs out of weed and steroids, i wonder how much that would change him, since he's all about it, even if he said he wouldn't bring weed, you cant bouce naturally from steroids without tpc, and just to add my 5 cents about fire making, what traditional Japanese blacksmiths do to light their fires, hit a nail with a hammer a few times and it starts to glow red like it was on fire, and they light straw and charcoal with that

[@Dettox]

Easy question, he would smoke DMT and raise an army of chimps

[@demstaincanada]

Darkhew his name is Caesar

[@aesop2733]

We could pay the chimps in mhrb for protection

[@cellamuert]

snap himself to the farthest point of the mapped realm

[@bbkuk1798]

Darkhew he’d just team up with Yoel Romero with them ‘crazy cuban genetics’

[@oghaze9318]

And hunt elk

[@travisclifton1581]

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[@GQFJB]

Bruh

[@Jack-cf8xq]

Fr I knew this comment was in here

[@MrEdubs05]

Lmaoooo!!!! IKR!!!! Does anyone else have updated content??? KZbin has taken down everything recent ALL of my recommend video are old... Wtf is going on here???

[@tylergascoigne2757]

306 of us will survive the apocalypse

[@robbiebalboa]

This comment: 🎯

[@verticle2612]

I spent 31 years in the Army and I’m telling you, even for me it would be extremely difficult to live in the wild for long periods of time, especially if you had to bug out quickly and were not prepared. You’re first option should be to bug in. You must live in the right location to bug in. It would definitely be survival of the fittest and you definitely would rather survive as a community, not too much unlike Walking Dead. Even the most prepared, alone, would become targets of those that need supplies.

[@nutbastard]

Yeah, bug out is basically survival pornography. Bug in is way more viable in that you don't need to travel or load up a bunch of gear. You're way better off staying put, working with your community, and keeping the shelter you already have. Anyone that thinks they can just wander off into the woods with a gun and make that work... well, what are they waiting for? The people who can do it, already do it, and you don't hear about them. Even top tier survivalists struggle, and that's when they aren't competing for resources out in the bush. If everyone fucks off to the woods, well there's going to be a lot of people in the woods. Fire a shot, cool, everyone within 3 miles is coming your way to take the deer you just shot while you're busy with it. Beyond even the logistics, you'll starve to death eating deer and rabbit. It's all protein, no fat really. Fish are much more viable, but again, when a couple million people all start fishing at once, yikes. Things go sideways, the only thing you need is a decent gun and one round - for yourself.

[@_SamuraiWarrior_]

No one cares u were in the army, get a life

[@JodyFrancisWall]

For the first month or so, then 90% of the population will be dead. Large groups wouldn't survive because food and water pressures. It's incredibly hard to provide enough food and water for a small group, any group over 5 or 6 wouldn't last. Unless they are professionals.

[@terryr_zappa8193]

Me and my animals would be just fine here in the southwest.

[@MochaZilla]

@@terryr_zappa8193 until raiders start to attack you and your settlement for food. You gotta have a group of people that you provide food and shelter for that will secure your land and assets.

[@christianbernardo1843]

“Why would you do that? All of a sudden you’re lawless.” Lmao 🤣

[@midwestmonstaz3655]

Two minutes into an apocalyptic world Bear Grylls: “better drink my own piss”

[@alteredbeast7145]

(Breathing heavily) and.....once you get the..... the dirt off that.......thats gonna be...... thats gonna be just fine..... to eat.....

[@masindi5969]

@@alteredbeast7145 😂😂

[@georgecroney6168]

@@alteredbeast7145 a dead rat in the alley between a subway and a supermarket

[@sean060673]

Bear Grylls has been drinking his own piss for years!

[@misterj1396]

“....again”

[@aurumix4040]

fun fact: you can run most vehicles on very high proof alcohol, like above 75%, since most vehicles made after 2000 are rated for e85, but using "beverage" alcohol would very quickly start to cause performance issues since most beverage alcohols contain sugar and weve all heard a "sugar-in-the-gastank" story; and in freezing cold weather your injectors will have a very hard time atomizing the fuel *Especially* vehicles with direct injection (what shoots into the combustion chamber is a very very fine mist at low rpm)

[@chancelachance765]

I'm in AZ. What about that 120 degree weather?

[@mr.coolaid5307]

It’s not that deep there are cars everywhere

[@1111111111202]

diesel engines too?

[@aurumix4040]

@@1111111111202 definitely not diesel engines dont spark the fuel they compress it until it gets so hot it ignites on its own. Ethyl alcohol wont ignite under pressure, at least not the pressures in a diesel cylinder. It has to have some form of atomization/ignition.

[@robertpeers3742]

That white lightning will blow the motor...a few miles and boom..

[@zawwin1846]

A sling is actually a good investment. It allows you to hunt small animals, and unlimited ammo. A bow needs arrow and a gun is loud and rely on bullets. A makeshift spear can also be a good way to hunt.

[@fatcoyote2]

I like Joe's honesty: "I'm going to die and so are my kids."

[@alegomanYTPs]

but not the wife

[@strawhatironpp7524]

@@alegomanYTPs dude someones gotta do the dishes back home while youre out in the forest surviving the apocalypse...thats just common knowledge.

[@alegomanYTPs]

@@strawhatironpp7524 x'd

[@LunarXZ_]

Jason Fuentes I was going to like your comment but it’s 666

[@Figs3]

@@strawhatironpp7524 I'm not proud of that laugh...

[@yamayeet8486]

I've played hardcore survival mode so I'm pretty much set

[@santheman8968]

Bro roblox don’t count my friend

[@dloadingg276]

But dies to a baby zombie...

[@arehandoroburraku3073]

I played too much Ark Survival.

[@MonkeyMan01]

@@ilikeyourbody4537 r/CursedComment

[@Jace0192]

Santheman first of all he isn’t talking about Roblox second of all his pfp isn’t Roblox it’s vrchat

[@Bashzworld]

Joe is being a realist…it would be extremely hard to survive for long periods of time without live stock and your own fruits and vegetables…and maintaining it against all threats is another thing especially if it’s just you and your wife and kids getting sick, accidental injuries etc…

[@joetyree27]

Absolutely,kill what you need. Trap and breed then eat regularly.

[@runningwithcat6195]

Mhm. People will gather in places like LA where it's warm to avoid winter, then a few years later they will realize that there is no more availability of self sustaining amount of food and water, then will start killing each other to survive. You'd be better off going to places like Texas, or places in Canada where nature is preserved and prepare for winter.

[@QuadraticCoStanza]

@@runningwithcat6195 I live in northern michigan (picture where your pinky nail is on your left hand…) there’s fresh water everywhere, agriculture, no diversity and wine country. Iykyk

[@runningwithcat6195]

@@QuadraticCoStanza My brother and his wife lived in Northern Michigan, and my sister right across the border in Windsor, Canada! Heard nothing bad about the place. Amazing house prices too...

[@Simo_NG]

This is why I built a bunker. It's on my land. 5 rooms. Supply rum fuel room for generators and battery backs which will last around 2 years. Candles also. Food supplies canned and packets and water. Main room bedrooms board games ect and my suits and radio I bought. Reinforced doors with breathing machines ect I've always been paranoid and scared and I've had it built to the point if I'm locked inside no normal person could ever get in. I'll just stay underground for years and hope for the best because I'm not worried about the blast I'm worried about stupid people like him who says they will kill or shoot at anyone to survive

[@daniel-it2lw]

crazy how everything they spoke about is basically our human history, we had to endure all of those issues to survive to where we are today

[@ajunlimited]

Well yeah but survival had a completely different meaning back then than it does now. Those fellas were sharp as a tack and ready to wrestle a deer in the woods with their bare hands. Today we are so dependent on technology and drugs that our brains are basically mush. Survival these days is making sure your phone is fully charged and that you don’t break a nail fixing your hair.

[@duncanct]

Less people and more natural resources but yeah basically

[@Nandoswitharando]

Absolutely, but sadly we’ve bred out those survival skills for the most part. Well maybe not sadly, we simply don’t need them anymore so there was no real reason for us to keep them. And let’s be honest, why would you even want to survive the apocalypse? There’s nothing left, no structure, no law, every man for themselves. Nothing to look forward to. Just surviving because you want to? I guess, but realistically I think the vast majority of us would check out either by starvation, murder, or suicide.

[@ajunlimited]

@@Nandoswitharando well that’s a terrible way to think about it. Not that you’re wrong, bust sheesh. Talk about pessimistic.

[@Nandoswitharando]

@@ajunlimited oh it’s definitely pessimistic lol, that I have no argument with. I just think that most people either a)wouldn’t have the skills necessary to live, b) wouldn’t have the mental capacity to live in such situations, or c) plainly wouldn’t have the balls to completely surrender themselves to their caveman like nature. Kill or be killed, yes humans want to survive but how far are most of us willing to go to do that? Something I think about often.

[@Rand0mGameStuff]

Joe trying to hide the fact he would leave his family, just to have room for his kettlebells

[@abdulios]

C. Gull liked ur comment just because of ur name and picture. Keep it up, ur the real deal bud!

[@wyattworster9579]

I laughed out loud at this one

[@subhanamjad8787]

Lol Rogan is the closest thing we have to a neanderthal

[@Jeremyideaz]

Lmfao

[@Rand0mGameStuff]

@@abdulios Thanks for the random internet love

[@edenjames5062]

Joe Rogan: SAYS ANYTHNG This guy: REALLY!

[@hodgequinn6919]

Why do I feel as though you stole this comment🤔🤦🏾‍♂️😒

[@pujan5841]

@@hodgequinn6919 i dont get why u care so much about a comment. Who tf cares if he stole it or not. I was debating if i should even comment this but its so annoying seeing it in every comment section

[@hodgequinn6919]

@@pujan5841 you should be more like your user name

[@pujan5841]

@@hodgequinn6919 good one man

[@hodgequinn6919]

@@pujan5841 thanks man 😊

[@Butterkin]

To survive for a long time you either need a serious well fortified bunker and stockpile or an above ground compound with like 20 other families that all agreed beforehand that this was the plan. Not only that, but several people in the community would have to already be living there sustaining the compound and doing some farming and livestock raising already. And you would need to have it near a river or have a large water collection and irrigation system. You would also need the compound to be fortified with razorwire, grenade nets, kill holes, towers and sandbags. Wouldn't hurt to have a mote and at least 12 acres to farm on as well. But you need to defend those acres, and if you don't want to be weak malnourished b12 deficient 3rd worlders, then you would need grazing land for your livestock. Basically lots of fucking work just to continue living and breathing. You may need more people as well. You need enough people fortifications and armaments to fend off at least 200 or so bandits, because that's the upper end of what is possible to organize. Bandit clans could get bigger and eventually the most successful one will find you, because if they are successful, they are winning and if they are winning they have good pillaging strategies. And if they are good they will smoke out all other homes and smaller communities. They will run out of targets. Your compound would likely be at the bottom of everyone's list. It's easy to mug one family, maybe a neighborhood or small community one by one. Or lone survivors, they will be adept at hunting people, scavenging and sieging.

[@flyingtigers7856]

Savage reality right here folks. I'm not sure on the numbers as far as farming go, but otherwise this is the moat accurate description of short to medium term survival in a post apocalyptic, complete societal breakdown I've read. Think back to "medieval" times with small villages fortified against outsiders and raiding parties that would kill the men, rape the women, and loot supplies and valuables. Individual preppers will need to join a community or be found and perish. Lets hope it never happens.

[@WesAKAthemilkman]

If she ever happens, best of luck. Catch ya on the otha side;).

[@Rogue308]

Agreed

[@jrag1000]

Amish would survive.

[@zippo_muk9254]

*I would be taking:* guns, petrol, lighters, axes and lightweight tomahawks (in case run out of bullets), ropes, bottles stocked with food that can be used to capture water too, dense food, etc.

[@JohnSmith-yd5wq]

You can always cast bullets as well

[@foilhattiest1]

My neighbor has really started to annoy me lately so I'll probably be harvesting him pretty soon.

[@jennycoyle8204]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@GrizzleyBearington]

Dry his meat so it doesn’t spoil as bad.

[@cowboy4378]

My neighbours are so fat they’ll start harvesting themselves before I know the world has ended.

[@strawberryfields2034]

Hahahahaha

[@Sam60420]

The fuck?😂

[@purefoldnz3070]

Joe would move into a bomb shelter and have Quake LAN parties.

[@sketchyaf3514]

@Chuck Norris ahahahahahahahahaha

[@shanerambo565]

😂😂

[@teamlokomoco]

Lol

[@jeffurination]

best thing ive seen on the world pipe in a while, thank you @purefoldnz

[@BrandonDKirkwood]

You forgot about the DMT

[@swolyjr]

I can see Joe Rogan being still podcasting at the top of a mountain like Woody Harrelson in the movie 2012.

[@b.3363]

I laughed when he said "your kids won't eat rabbit" lol... They won't have a choice .. eat or die... That's it

[@chrisgomez17]

Joe “your kids aren’t going to make it” Rogan

[@mcmuffinmcmuffin3819]

Just watched this with my son. He said Joe is right. Lmao jk. I don't have a son

[@obamabinladen7234]

I killed my son because he converted to Christianity

[@Zaz5y]

Mndface Look at his name idot

[@brianpeck4035]

portable protein

[@youngmestro503]

Thousand like

[@hereLiesThisTroper]

Joe will still continue his podcast like 3dog from Fallout 3.

[@doomed4207]

lol

[@synical_asf208]

100%

[@dorwarddorward2371]

Hahaha you know!!!

[@yolodrol7500]

AWOOOOOOOOO!!

[@liammiddleton3064]

How are you kids doin in post apocalyptia

[@charliemancuso6980]

I love how serious joe was on this subject

[@jonvia]

Rich: You wouldnt take weed? Joe: No, just DMT

[@michaelmonstertoad2461]

Imagine being an extreme prepper but the meteor lands right on your head

[@marquaviskamarridottery6603]

This deserves more likes. 😆

[@dannyherrera1598]

Lmao Thats me in Apex Legends. I have my 2 preferred weapons fully kitted and fully looted with batteries/heals etc only to get 3rd partied and lose everything lol

[@DislikeButton69420]

Fair play

[@LoganPennell123]

Imagin being ill prepared and you see russia invading

[@kingslayercr7]

Bounce right of

[@CRAiCED.]

"I'd start shooting at that truck" "Why?" "I dunno"

[@DonutTheTrap]

@Randomly Generated Army Man not if everything blows up dumbass

[@ralphyg7663]

@@DonutTheTrap lmao for real.

[@CJCCBoi]

"Entertainment"

[@islamforamerica4885]

Allah is The Creator,

[@jonathandrouin1909]

@@islamforamerica4885 no, Tyler is the Creator

[@yallmight5752]

Joe: “Yeah it’s really hard to make a fire” Also Joe: “Yeah if you have a fire starter it’s pretty easy”

[@Eazzfrmgrape]

" I'd probably shoot at his car " LMAO 🤣🤣🤣

[@leonelpuga2464]

LA people talking about driving during an apocalypse... Lmao

[@ritapoon9938]

If you're in L.A. you're already dead

[@robertmagula7389]

That's how you know they're from LA. Just drive away from the end of the world. Seriously. Dude. The only way you might get out is to walk, at night, without breaking your legs. People are going to be looking for the folks with the big--well-stocked--backpacks. Paint a bullseye on your forehead. Travel light, fast and smart. Plus luck. Lots of that.

[@kbanghart]

Lol you're dead even if you're in suburbia or rural too..

[@samgoodman1084]

“Would you rather be attacked by a radroach or a radioactive mole rat”

[@willie417]

LA has an population of 3.79 million by day 4 you should be on your way out of there, I'm in Florida and have an RV ready to go, becuaase these hurricanes can mess your way of living up quick you just need when to leave and to have 3 routes out, one year thousands sat in gridlock on I-10 as they tried to head west, away from the storm

[@PhilDM]

“When is the next apocalypse?, Jamie pull that up”

[@kylecruz1327]

😂😂😂

[@cannibisgrind3642]

I think joe just likes saying big bear

[@LilyoftheValley408]

🤣🤣🤣

[@duce185]

Funny thing is there’s probably really a date lol

[@y.e.a.h5634]

It's in late 2020.

[@skydriver5709]

I already have a fully camouflaged shelter built in the mountains of Washington State, miles from anywhere. I built it about 4 miles from the nearest road, and 1/2 a mile from a natural spring that runs down into a small beaver dam pond that's full of trout. I mean full! I caught 5 browns out of it in 5 casts, and released them. I found this area while hiking off trail. Additionally, the area is filled with rabbits and grouse, which is a land bird. I can trap both, and use them for sustainable food. In early fall, there are large areas covered with fruiting Huckleberry bushes, which I can preserve through winter. Huckleberries are related to blueberries, which are an antioxidant that's packed with everything from Vitamin A, B, C, E, Calcium, Iron and other minerals. Being in the NW evergreens, I also have an abundant supply of Pine Nuts, Fiddlehead Ferns, Yarrow, mushrooms and so many other edible plants. If you know what you're looking at, Washington State is basically an all you can eat buffet. I wouldn't use my guns to hunt unless I had no other way, because the sound carries for miles, and you're just putting a target on yourself. Trap and farm is how you survive without drawing attention. The hardest thing would be getting through winter and the heavy snow. It wouldn't be fun but I'd be using as little energy as possible to bring my metabolism down, and calorie requirement intake. In the fall, before the snow, I'd probably dig out an underground burrow under the shelter, which would be much easier to keep warm, and with much less effort. Fire would only be a requirement for emergency cooking, so very low risk any smoke would be discovered by others. I also plan to take 1 person with me, which will double the amount of food I will need to procure, but the benefits are irreplaceable, physically, emotionally and psychologically. You can't take a family. You can't take a group. You will all die, and you will be forced to visibly watch it happen. You wouldn't survive after that, even if you outlived them all. Then... just wait it out. How would I know when to head back to civilization? The real question is, why would I want to do that?

[@newatlantisrepublic6844]

We should join forces I have plenty of weapons to defend against raiders and also have solar powered drones for recon Safety in numbers

[@skydriver5709]

@@newatlantisrepublic6844 Honestly, I wouldn't want someone with me who can survive on their own as well as I could. Job security and all that. This will be another issue for survival groups. You'd think it would help with survivability, but people get scared, paranoid, and start creating hierarchies which creates power struggles and hostility. You'd do much better taking a chick who's only good at cooking and gathering. That's an enormous burden off the survivalist, and they'll need you to survive, so you're less likely to be killed in your sleep.

[@ytshud]

If the apocalypse don't work out you definitely have a career as a novelist , you built tension really well.

[@meicc398]

😂

[@willk3807]

Best option "Head to the Winchester and wait for this to blow over"

[@U2beRejects]

Joe: “Yeah, I’ll probably bring some survivor stuff” The other guy: “REALLY?”

[@psk5849]

🤣🤣🤣

[@missionpupa]

What a crazy idea!

[@zeta11gamer60]

Hahahaha

[@PHeMoX]

It's funny how Joe assumes he would have time to pack his entire truck and fill it up with camping gear, survival stuff and so on. The guy's nuts. The first 48 hours when shit _really_ hits the fan is going to be straight up horrific. And actually, yes, you will see people become completely lawless that quickly. It will depend a bit on how hopeless the situation looks, but you can bet it'll quickly turn into a 'strongest survives' type thing.

[@missionpupa]

@@PHeMoX you're drunk. Go home.

[@Accurize2]

Q: Do you know how to start a fire? A: Yep. I have a massive supply of Bic lighters.

[@netforce0]

They would be available all over. Why do people think apocalypse means lighters evaporate

[@ChDSage23]

We know you'd take magnifying glass :-D.

[@netforce0]

I always have one handy. Couldn't masturbate without it

[@Accurize2]

Cory Riesen You cans substitute a lawn mower blade in a pinch.

[@Accurize2]

ReedRehpotsir Of course, they don’t lose any condition...even in Interloper. 😉

[@theimaginationofmyself]

The coastline is one of the most nutrient rich ecosystems, it's how early hunter gatherers were able to transform into complex hunter gatherers.

[@cigarnewbie6436]

Theoretically the electric car could be a lot more useful because there are many ways of producing electricity but you can't just produce gasoline by yourself. Keep in mind I said theoretically. But imagine you've got yourself a water wheel setup and you're trickle charging a battery array with it. You could theoretically rig up a way to recharge the car over and over again. Theoretically.

[@zinospinedi3227]

Theoretically yes, but the water wheel would take forever to recharge the car's battery. In addition, most electric cars are not yet as solidly built as fossil cars, especially the batteries. These points and the range make the electric car the worst choice

[@NNNNN2889]

This whole time Joe is acting like he doesn’t have a secret DMT hideout in the woods like in Ex-Machina

[@user-cx9gq2ud6t]

Atticus Battaglia he has a massive underground isolation tank that he can float in till things get better.

[@Daniel-ke1bn]

Yeah you're right why would he not invest in that

[@MouseDestruction]

Punch a tree until you have enough wood to make something.

[@Tar-Numendil]

That's how we survive in ARK.

[@yungfallen7774]

@@Tar-Numendil 😂 rust to

[@cheekydaniel2119]

And Fortnite

[@robinsharkey6658]

Forest???

[@xstorm_8_shadowx]

DayZ

[@wadewilson8011]

Guest: "How long do you think you could survive in the wilderness Joe Rogan??" JR: "As long as I got DMT I'm good."

[@TruthSeeker9038]

Being in LA, you wouldn’t be able to escape the city in a vehicle because there’s be so many broken down vehicles on the road. You’d be forced to go by foot, bike, or motorcycle

[@imuncomfbecuzihavsubsandno4371]

Would probably ask the zombies to come on his podcast

[@billkat1954]

lol

[@landiady3289]

mb

[@MrRJC1991]

Ask them about DMT

[@ImDougDimmadome]

“Okay so, what are your thoughts on DMT?”

[@brittbrittortiz]

Bahahaha 😂😂😭😭😂

[@Thattyguy_]

"Get out of the population of the city" *goes to big bear along with 1.2 million other LA citizens*

[@thomasconway499]

😂😂😂

[@TheRealTrucido]

I hear yellowstone is pretty big. Not too far.

[@Thattyguy_]

@@TheRealTrucido true but in LA alone theres ~4mil people. Yellowstone is about 2.2mil Acres - so is even only about 1/3 of ONLY LA decided to hide out in yellowstone you would still be able to see a neighbor in every direction - probably not the best when youre trying to hide

[@57strub]

Good luck in yellowstone when its 40 below and all of the animals have been killed by preppers. No. You won't make it.

[@dlanouette]

@@TheRealTrucido > "Not too far." Only 1000 miles from downtown LA. That's 16 hours when traffic/society is "normal".

[@LordJagd]

Raggedy Joe Rogan approaches a grizzled and barrel-chested barbarian lord of the post-apocalypse seated on a throne: Joe: “Alex Jones, is that you?” Alex: “Alex Jones... I haven’t heard that name in a long time.”

[@theannouncer5538]

My ribs hurt😂😂

[@loganlevesques]

Why doesn’t this have more likes

[@jordandalton9971]

This deserves thousands of likes

[@mi_-lt4ws]

Best comment I’ve seen in a while

[@infinitefretboard]

I love this!

[@bobkaufman5931]

As an amputee who tried to save my leg for 3 years, including 14 surgeries + the amputation, I can attest that marijuana is a FAR BETTER pain reliever than any opiates available. Opiates dull the pain to bearable levels but never cut the pain out, not to mention the addiction withdrawals when concluded. On the other hand, marijuana makes the pain completely disappear! Approximately 15-20 minutes after smoking I would realize that the pain was completely gone. 5:54

[@aikibaby]

Since this IS the apocalypse, whatever you’re doing now is what you’d be doing in the apocalypse.

[@bbb462cid]

Drinking scotch while surfing the internet in my cozy house?

[@NoName-wi2ww]

Joe 100% has a bunker, talking about going to the woods with bars😂.

[@JJ-cm3eb]

Most wealthy types do.

[@NoName-wi2ww]

@@JJ-cm3eb I think we all would have 1 if we had the wealth to afford it. I just think it's funny that Joe acts like he would be in the woods with a bow and arrow hunting elk eating protein bars, When in reality he would be in his bunker chilling😂

[@minzblatt]

@@NoName-wi2ww It depends on how bad the radiation situation is I guess. But he is hunting already, so I can imagine him doing for stress relief / excuse to get away from wife.

[@saltcreekammo]

All these rich elitists have a bunker.

[@user-xc7uo6md3n]

Joe ain't got bars bruh

[@mustangsally2048]

“The lights go off for five minutes.. wanna kill everybody” quote of the day

[@musicsaves97]

I think that "the internet goes down for five minutes....wanna kill everybody" is more accurate lol

[@isaacster5027]

Among us...

[@ACHILLES8887]

sus

[@jeezy6125]

666 likes

[@ric.e214]

😂😂😂

[@Just_Venom888]

What episode is this

[@kendamakingtv]

Just go to the bio

[@robletsdoit5886]

I love that he’s talking about this and not only he’s talking about this but he’s 110% serious

[@kurisu3000]

Joe: "Welcome to the podcast". Guest: "Really!?"

[@Gabriel-pr1kz]

kurisu3000 😂😂

[@TOPBOSSJAMES]

😂

[@michaellucas8882]

I feel like this guy knew everything and nothing at the same time

[@christopherfrost3333]

It’s the way you can have keep come on the show, most Philosophers only guesses on things in away. Most those people just think deep

[@devins4081]

Fr😂🤙

[@Alpha_beef]

@Todd K I mean the amount of actual knowledge he has on various subjects is kind of incredible

[@tomasflatharta]

HE KNEW, THE BASTARD KNEW ABOUT COVID

[@bradydixon6020]

"Drive as far as you want, 800 miles"

[@frothyjazz7425]

Survival tactics aside, you'd need to be mentally prepared to fight as well. If you're not ready for that, then all your prepping does is collect supplies for the biggest guy on the block.

[@Ryan-vw8sq]

The sky is blue. The other guy: "rEaLly??"

[@callumsouthcott2881]

Ur name gives me hives

[@juliovillarreal2504]

"Yea i know man" "right"

[@Alistair]

Shawn R he's not dumb, he's an engineer who rebuilds Teslas. He's just trying too hard in the conversation imo

[@stillmatic03]

Alistair Stewart you nailed it.. it was so frustrating I had to find someone that also noticed for closure lol

[@bambitazilla9464]

He was honestly annoying I caught myself saying “dude shut up” out loud, I don’t usually do that 😂

[@josiahcanterbury1741]

Anyone who needs medication daily is screwed.

[@roshill2010]

Basically survival of the fittest at that point

[@AsttoScott]

Medication, I know a lot of people that can't live with out the internet...

[@landonlarocque1239]

Astto they’d change habits. Can’t change dependency that fast you’re being ignorant

[@AsttoScott]

@@landonlarocque1239 people going through withdrawals are unstable individuals.

[@landonlarocque1239]

Astto obviously their bodies natural way of functioning is fucked because it’s been used to certain imbalances being fixed artificially therefore it’s not their fault their unstable they can’t control it until they get the nutrients and time off their body needs. Rough you’re like 40 and need a 16 year old to explain to you how basic biochemistry works

[@toddjenest3212]

I have snares and traps in my SHTF stuff, water purification, 1000 rounds of 22 ammo, ferro rods for fire starting, first aid shit, basic fishing shit, 550 cord, axe, vegetable seeds, razor blades are my bare essentials. In my go-bag and vest, I have a solar panel, rechargeable batteries and a small portable HAM radio.

[@DavidSmith-fr1uz]

In regard to Rogan's reluctance to take Marijuana in a bug out situation, the benefits of taking it would be that it wouldn't take a lot of room, it would lightweight, could calm the nerves and would be a good barter item.

[@Chrono826]

"The lights go off for 5 minutes and I'm ready to kill everyone." Scary how true that actually is for a lot of people even if he meant it as a joke.

[@jasonmcmurry1281]

I see it every hurricane. Its a DNA thing, Im sure.

[@getasimbe]

@@jasonmcmurry1281 No, you're not sure.

[@diepcreep5044]

Seems like the type of guy you wouldn't want to be around in an apocolypse cus he'd give away ur position and panic and freak out and get everyone killed. Kind of like Eugene in WD.

[@ant1985ish]

just wait until people go hungry for two days we will all turn back to animals

[@advancedtheories1332]

@@diepcreep5044 that would be me. if it was a hiding situation. I wouldn't try though for sure.

[@michaelll]

"Id shoot the gas out of the truck.." Joe- "Why would you do that? " " I don't know."

[@robertovaldivia1573]

He looked so bored with him the entire time. "This guy has no idea what he's doing"

[@veronicab558]

I lol

[@R_athanak]

Cobalt seems to me that all the people shooting kids in America are white...

[@craigfloyd3028]

Cobalt you sound like a dickhead cuz go take a nap

[@evantheo4151]

Craig Floyd Truth hurts.

[@jacksongraydon2503]

A huge food resource that most people overlook is ACORNS! You can gather plenty of them and crack them open, leech out the tannins in water and once they aren't bitter anymore you have nutmeat that can be boiled like soup or dried and ground to flour. White oak acorns are much better than red oak acorns.

[@brockpace8996]

What podcast number is this ?

[@kentwyman8175]

My tinder is always dry. I'm set af.

[@sumSOTY]

Came back just to.like this

[@kentwyman8175]

@@sumSOTY mootch o grassy ass bro!

[@awsometomable]

Pay for tinder gold

[@X3zen]

awsometomable won’t help if ur still ugly

[@allocca7]

Under-appreciated comment.

[@nevetsanidog4464]

This guy is the type to carry a conversation with you for hours about something you dont even want to talk about

[@killme457]

Hes talkin sbout the black guy

[@1greenMitsi]

lol

[@jomama3804]

zeemin dmn what does his shoes have to do with this.

[@Viriyascybin]

:(

[@Serkong]

@jokrj for what?

[@mizzmia4407]

I fucking love how he goes through the whole thing to say him and his kids will die anyway. Omg 🤣

[@camerongordon744]

Joe would be that guy from 2012 in the caravan 😂

[@andrewserrano921]

"The lights go off for 5 minutes and you want to kill everyone" this is exactly what would happen

[@MCrelationz]

@Conrrado Torres no you wouldn't

[@TheOldFatBastard]

Prince_Andrew so right mate

[@spooky4223]

That shits real, I use to live in the ghetto and when the whole neighborhoods power went out at night ,(so its pitch black) people hop in there cars and start riding around.

[@lanceknuth5300]

Step 1 for anyone not already well-prepped: Kill as much survival competition as possible as soon as possible.

[@Larrypint]

Only in the paranoid us

[@edwardcorrigan2020]

Every statement this guy makes Joe: No

[@Choice777]

This Rich Benoit guy sounds like a total piece of shit.

[@lth1072]

The guest does seem like a bit of a pea brain though

[@georgemoncayo8313]

Jesus said "So it will be at the end of the age, the angels will come forth and take out the wicked from among the righteous, and will throw them into the furnace of fire, in that place there will be weeping and gnashing of teeth." Matthew 13:49-50. Jesus also said "You are my friends if you do what I command you." John 15:14. Jesus taught that the only way to be saved is to choose him as your Lord and Master, repent and believe that he died for the sins of his people on the cross see John 14:6.

[@nexusly6720]

@@Choice777 he built his own Tesla u try that.

[@epicnooo]

Thelondonbadger we chillen in idaho baby... we were born for this

[@randomwot3858]

0:09 nuclear power plants can’t blow up like atomic bombs

[@cronstrubzo]

1) acquire a toyota tacoma 2) acquire glock 19

[@hindenburgerhelper14]

i'd bring some tinder with me too gotta get that apocalypse ass

[@Perry_Neum]

No showers or laundry in the apocalypse. 😱

[@spencerhopkinson9874]

Hannibal Lecter that’s why humanity invented rivers and lakes, just 10 years before the washing machine

[@theperson8999]

You fuckin idiot 😂😂

[@Perry_Neum]

@@spencerhopkinson9874 I live in a city where any rivers or lakes are polluted. Guess I should move to Deer Park or something. ;-)

[@Chris-zx1ez]

Hot girls on Tinder never reply 😭

[@benbradley7205]

joe "i wouldnt bring weed with me in the apocalypses so therefore im not addicted" rogan

[@jbw5485]

Ben Bradley lmfao!!!!! Bahaha

[@johnyguitar258]

joe i keep telling my self iam not adicted to weed rogan

[@homelander3853]

Ben Bradley creasing😂😂😂😂

[@yourlocaltoad5102]

Honestly, I would bring all the weed, nicotine and booze I have. If I meet other people, these things could be pretty good for trading. Especially in my country where 50% of all people are lowkey alcoholics and smokers. Like, just selling nicotine patches during longer train rides is already a nice way of making money, selling cigarettes during the apocalypse would make me the richest person in the whole middle-european wastelands

[@thaoneguy2]

@Chuck Wettish yeah but I don't think weed would be as valuable as you think well some fire ass trees would but it would be easy to grow

[@dukevonflankenheimer9430]

I like how Joe is realistic, the honesty is refreshing.

[@RJ-is9ko]

Hes not because he would need TRT. His ability to go out and hunt and defend himself would be zero.

[@TheVineOfChristLives]

Me: get in my tesla, head to helipad, get to my 100’ yacht.

[@westcoastplinkin6559]

No guns = will be taken from you

[@debonaire_nerd]

*Joe's list of things to do during the Apocalypse:* - Play Quake - Complain that Doom is not like Quake - Sell Elk at premium prices

[@grimwolf5948]

Fuck that doom is way better

[@stillgotyourmom]

if dmts not on the list its not joe rogans list!

[@debonaire_nerd]

@@stillgotyourmom It's entirely possible, but a buddy of mine has also seen that list and there's no DMT.

[@MistaTamilan]

@@grimwolf5948 Can we all agree that they are both great games.

[@grimwolf5948]

@@MistaTamilan agreed but theres a big soft spot for doom grew up with it on doss

[@IrishBiteGirl]

Pro tip... Dryer lint from your dryer works as tinder, and it's easily packaged down in sandwich bags. I take that when I go camping.

[@vesperibanez7537]

Why have I not thought of this sooner? 👍

[@mollyjoy7820]

Empty your wax melter into a cardboard egg carton filled with said dryer lint...flame for 20 min.

[@Smaltese93]

Thank you for the info irishbitegirl

[@daverypillay8476]

Oh shit. That's an actual pro tip

[@austinmetcalf7505]

But then where will I put my sandwiches?

[@m.ramos93]

The only possible way to survive is do exactly what ancient civilizations did. First pick a place near a river and form a community packed with skilled men that can hunt. I would probably pick somewhere along the Tennessee River.

[@erickshunn8498]

Anyone that claims there's only one possible way to do anything has no idea what they're talking about. Especially when there's been hundreds of different cultures with hundreds of different modes and ways of survival that have been completely different than societies next to water sources.

[@m.ramos93]

@@erickshunn8498 name one ancient society that wasn’t built around river. It’s literally easy to understand that simple fact since clean water is necessary for survival.

[@erickshunn8498]

@@m.ramos93 Maya

[@m.ramos93]

@@erickshunn8498 this is why education is important, Rome was built around Tiber River LOL. Keep going I will literally make you look like an uneducated clown

[@m.ramos93]

@@erickshunn8498 you changed it Mayans ( not maya ) they used Usumacinta River. Keep going I will make you look like an uneducated clown every time

[@bellaprovent4514]

It gets cold at night regardless of location so yes you kinda have winters anywhere. I was homeless for 3 months in florida and it got down to 20 degrees sometimes at night. His comment abt mot needing a shelter cuz its "no winters here" aggrevated me

[@decathlete2000]

how did u survive the cold nights ? Lots of clothing or ?

[@adamross4295]

Please do a reality TV show with Alex Jones, Eddie Bravo and Joe Rogan living in the woods together for like a month. I've got many ideas in the hopper.

[@LukeDodge916]

Everybody'd watch that shit

[@darken3150]

That idea would make millions

[@CANStudios]

Joey Diaz too

[@Baerchenization]

After the first night, a blood-covered Jones is the only survivor :)

[@thisguy3210]

Imagine living with Alex and Eddie in isolation for a month. Somebody ain't coming back!

[@darktermi1993]

lol he was so fluid talking about this, he clearly thinked about this before

[@hasoonnine]

Who hasn't?

[@hanz2904]

Thought*

[@teekydeeky]

if you arent prepared for different scenarios... you need to think about your priorities.

[@antonioaguirre3989]

Joe's clearly a prepper

[@simspigeon9481]

Thinked???

[@jesseprairiewolf7496]

Thank god I live in Montana. I have lived in the woods for the last 4 years. Bush crafting gets easier the more you do it.

[@catmanyo]

Joe would go back to his roots and reunite with his silverback brethrens

[@steveguy3]

His lack of TRT injections would eventually make him the odd one out though

[@MartianMoon]

OOOAAAGGGHHHH

[@dtm_nascar]

catmanyo kzbin.info/www/bejne/pmrZc5qsl9Ckfck

[@elderrusty541]

Joe has a 100 year supply of elk meat and DMT, he’ll be fine

[@JustMe-qo7yw]

He already most probably has a bugout locale & wild meat + fish can be canned. Doesn't need weed for pain or etc. If know use of what major population refers to as weeds ,plants& fungi that grow volunteer.

[@kingheart9555]

You could just salt the meat and pretty much make a ton of jerky to sustain for weeks even months. If you got a dear or an elk, you could have enough jerky meat for close to a year. Salt is always worth more than gold in times of crisis for this reason

[@Sam60420]

Lmao

[@aesthetic_dude9338]

Hell I heard joe can transfer his body and soul into the DMT realm along with jamie..

[@randyjohnson2885]

Do zombies do DMT?

[@EngineeringPilot]

Nothing beats oats as survival food. Don’t spoil, 2000 calories a pound and can be eaten raw if no liquid is available

[@VOLRAK1]

In an apocalypse we're screwed, the first 3 days without WiFi will lead us into complete annihilation of each other lmao

[@michaellagrand-jean3840]

Joe: literally says anything The other guy: rEAlly?? 🤨

[@crusaderjezuk9817]

Kay Kay ikr! So fucking annoying

[@djr1829]

Yea this dude is annoying. Sounds like a little kid

[@whitestguyuknow]

That was so annoying. I feel like his entire podcast is making cautious iffy on-the-fence statements due to the fact that he doesn't know how Joe is going to reply and then saying "rEalLY??..." and trying to backpedal when needed to agree with him I thought I was just being a dick

[@crusaderjezuk9817]

Troy yeh just a weak person

[@nabeelashraf]

Kay Kay came to see if anyone commented this LOOL

[@sentinel9046]

The liquor store would be dry before the gas stations especially in LA

[@coryjmacfarlane]

Would make for great trading

[@dustin872]

Guns and ammo store would be next. But I'm sure you'd find plenty of toilet paper and other useful stuff people left behind.

[@goat9199]

On the prairies, the gas would also serve as a liquor store.

[@chanchong4924]

@@dustin872 I think they would be first, no offense 99% of Americans would probably pick a weapon first.

[@kovelli6711]

And the windows would be Brocken

[@KillingDemons]

I was in boy scouts for like 3 years. The first thing they teach you is how to start a fire with 2 pieces of wood lol. After the first year you can actually make a fire in less than 10 mins.

[@loagn7910]

Joe: “i got a apocalypse mobile, mwahahhahahhahhahahaha.”

[@aidanjohnson730]

Guy: "so you leave, you drive your Tesla" Joe: "No way!" Guy: "What??!" Joe: "I'd take my truck which runs on gas" Guy: "I completely agree" This guy man

[@Idkwhodawg]

Didn’t ever think this guy thought all Joe drove was a Tesla ? 😂

[@kimbong-un4964]

Exactly my thought too hahah he changed his tune real quick

[@Sparky-rd5gr]

That’s what I thought too. But maybe it’s because he had other people argue that they would take there Tesla instead

[@boogeebunnyboi2889]

Apocalypdomobile

[@jinoy5002]

This guy Brian Schaub?

[@cryz3856]

What would joe rogan do in an apocalypse? DMT

[@Enlightened0ne]

I mean you gotta do something to pass the misery....

[@steveno2760]

Didn't even have to scroll down to immediately know this comment was going to be here

[@cryz3856]

Steve'n o: came to my head instantly, couldn’t resist it

[@whoRwe02]

Mr Rogan and his producers should just take a bottle of tequila. Be sure to drink the liquor (have a nice day) and not eat the bottle. Talking "apocalypse"? tired brains may have just been too drunk playing video games

[@BLaJolla]

cryz But not Coke because he’s never tried that

[@tobascogladiomatteo4843]

And that thing to filter sea water to make ok to drink. That's a good one. You stay close to the cost line. A lot of fish. Even without a source of water you can still drink sea water. Is great.

[@mikeyfjune]

You'd have to be by yourself or with just a few people. Water stills don't make a ton of water.

[@tobascogladiomatteo4843]

@@mikeyfjune Better than nothing. Plus...the more of those things you have the more water you make.

[@mikeyfjune]

@@tobascogladiomatteo4843 It'd have to be a defensible position on the coast with alot of marine life and you'd have to have a good amount of people or else you'd get your stuff taken and you'd be killed by desperate raiders. Even then you could have a bunch of those salt water stills It wouldn't be enough to live off of and grow crops. But in a drought long term you'd have to find a natural source of water whether a spring or a river, well, ect. Let's just all hope we never have to experience an apocalypse....

[@Dmhlcmb]

Joes land cruiser is so awesome, the guy who upgraded it at Icon has a video about it that’s well worth a watch.

[@bigearsglenn7471]

Joe: Takes Chems Pip-Boy: You’ve become addicted to DMT

[@DillHurley7]

📍worthy

[@damianreaves7502]

Nice

[@DivinePlant]

Well done

[@PD5K]

+1 SPECIAL from intense training perk. :)

[@cornbreadpassion11]

This comment.... W!!! 🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽

[@jxsh5007]

“How long do you think you could survive?” “It would be very hard”

[@kingraj333]

Thats the response of a man who is willing to do whatever it takes lol.

[@jxsh5007]

kingraj333 lmao yeah 😂

[@wildfoxnomad6365]

I'd survive, the bird and squirrel population would take a dip tho

[@timf7413]

That actually seems like a sensible answer.

[@normvlqtte6512]

He is very sober and grave in his answers. Could you imagine a total breakdown of society?

[@randylee4183]

Power bars, rice, weed, water tablets, plant book, large stick of flint are your staples. You can survive a Loooong time

[@JasperSteve]

Never show your cards in this game. Ever.

[@jedbramble4792]

Yeah fuck true.

[@kennymichaelalanya7134]

Were gonna reach this point sooner rather than later. Also know that water is depleting around the world so many droughts as climate changes and over population and invasion of illegal immigrants etc

[@kbanghart]

@@kennymichaelalanya7134 undocumented u mean

[@fayguled900]

Kenny Michael Alanya Invasion of illegal immigrants? Illegal immigration has happened in the US since founding of the nation. You need to stop drinking the fearmongering far right koolaid.

[@chrisgodsey8481]

fay guled the people who founded the nation didn’t immigrate legally though, there was no laws saying you can’t come here. Now there are

[@dannypope1860]

This black guy is basically a grown 12 year old.

[@alexnather7614]

Not just any 12 year old, but a white 12 year old.

[@Furiouspenguin27]

Alex Nather what

[@alexnather7614]

@@Furiouspenguin27 the black guy is acting like a white child. Black children don't care about Armageddon and doomsday stuff.

[@Furiouspenguin27]

Alex Nather that’s kind of a weird generalization, I didn’t know kids couldn’t think about certain topics just because their skin color was different.

[@MontyQueues]

Alex Nather yes every black kid only cares about basketball and rap, lol you fk

[@furious5bills201]

With spike strips layed out on the road it would be a major problem, because you would have to stop your vehicle, which would lead to an ambush.