What Would Joe Rogan Do in the Apocalypse?

[@evo2542]

He'd probably still be "podcasting" but as a "fallout" radio host in the wasteland.

[@Snabonen]

This is the exact thing i was thinking.

[@thexamlop]

Hollywood, make it happen.

[@thereisnoplanb139]

mr new los angeles

[@deepdish2034]

Like Woody Harrison in "2012?!!!"

[@A14-j7g]

That would be epic lol

[@Dettox]

Easy question, he would smoke DMT and raise an army of chimps

[@demstaincanada]

Darkhew his name is Caesar

[@aesop2733]

We could pay the chimps in mhrb for protection

[@cellamuert]

snap himself to the farthest point of the mapped realm

[@bbkuk1798]

Darkhew he’d just team up with Yoel Romero with them ‘crazy cuban genetics’

[@oghaze9318]

And hunt elk

[@Kaliko69420]

Coronavirus breaks out KZbin algorithm: what would joe rogan do..

[@GQFJB]

Bruh

[@Jack-cf8xq]

Fr I knew this comment was in here

[@MrEdubs05]

Lmaoooo!!!! IKR!!!! Does anyone else have updated content??? KZbin has taken down everything recent ALL of my recommend video are old... Wtf is going on here???

[@tylergascoigne2757]

306 of us will survive the apocalypse

[@robbiebalboa]

This comment: 🎯

[@onixelectronix687]

Accept it, if a zombie apocalypse comes, you would love to have Joe Rogan on your team

[@Jonathan32177]

My skinny country ass would happily take care of the hunting/fishing to keep Joe and his family fed . lol Just stay here and stand guard the house Joe , I got this lol . Dude just looks like a pitbull .

[@mikeharding9396]

@humpty dumpty Joe is not a bigger guy lol… badass, ya. Big? No

[@gambit2000]

​@@mikeharding9396 where'd he says he has to be big?

[@danielk8149]

Still everyone would have the same idea get away from population centers and hunt and fish .gonna be sporty if it ever goes down

[@Superiorlumbago9260]

Not wen he runs out of weed and steroids, i wonder how much that would change him, since he's all about it, even if he said he wouldn't bring weed, you cant bouce naturally from steroids without tpc, and just to add my 5 cents about fire making, what traditional Japanese blacksmiths do to light their fires, hit a nail with a hammer a few times and it starts to glow red like it was on fire, and they light straw and charcoal with that

[@Rand0mGameStuff]

Joe trying to hide the fact he would leave his family, just to have room for his kettlebells

[@AbdulET3]

C. Gull liked ur comment just because of ur name and picture. Keep it up, ur the real deal bud!

[@wyattworster9579]

I laughed out loud at this one

[@subhanamjad8787]

Lol Rogan is the closest thing we have to a neanderthal

[@Jeremyideaz]

Lmfao

[@Rand0mGameStuff]

@@AbdulET3 Thanks for the random internet love

[@fatcoyote2]

I like Joe's honesty: "I'm going to die and so are my kids."

[@alegomanYTPs]

but not the wife

[@strawhatironpp7524]

@@alegomanYTPs dude someones gotta do the dishes back home while youre out in the forest surviving the apocalypse...thats just common knowledge.

[@alegomanYTPs]

@@strawhatironpp7524 x'd

[@LunarXZ_]

Jason Fuentes I was going to like your comment but it’s 666

[@Figs3]

@@strawhatironpp7524 I'm not proud of that laugh...

[@verticle2612]

I spent 31 years in the Army and I’m telling you, even for me it would be extremely difficult to live in the wild for long periods of time, especially if you had to bug out quickly and were not prepared. You’re first option should be to bug in. You must live in the right location to bug in. It would definitely be survival of the fittest and you definitely would rather survive as a community, not too much unlike Walking Dead. Even the most prepared, alone, would become targets of those that need supplies.

[@nutbastard]

Yeah, bug out is basically survival pornography. Bug in is way more viable in that you don't need to travel or load up a bunch of gear. You're way better off staying put, working with your community, and keeping the shelter you already have. Anyone that thinks they can just wander off into the woods with a gun and make that work... well, what are they waiting for? The people who can do it, already do it, and you don't hear about them. Even top tier survivalists struggle, and that's when they aren't competing for resources out in the bush. If everyone fucks off to the woods, well there's going to be a lot of people in the woods. Fire a shot, cool, everyone within 3 miles is coming your way to take the deer you just shot while you're busy with it. Beyond even the logistics, you'll starve to death eating deer and rabbit. It's all protein, no fat really. Fish are much more viable, but again, when a couple million people all start fishing at once, yikes. Things go sideways, the only thing you need is a decent gun and one round - for yourself.

[@_SamuraiWarrior_]

No one cares u were in the army, get a life

[@JodyFrancisWall]

For the first month or so, then 90% of the population will be dead. Large groups wouldn't survive because food and water pressures. It's incredibly hard to provide enough food and water for a small group, any group over 5 or 6 wouldn't last. Unless they are professionals.

[@terryr_zappa8193]

Me and my animals would be just fine here in the southwest.

[@TheOfficialArthurMorgan]

@@terryr_zappa8193 until raiders start to attack you and your settlement for food. You gotta have a group of people that you provide food and shelter for that will secure your land and assets.

[@hereLiesThisTroper]

Joe will still continue his podcast like 3dog from Fallout 3.

[@doomed4207]

lol

[@synical_asf208]

100%

[@REVERSEINTERACTION]

Hahaha you know!!!

[@yolodrol7500]

AWOOOOOOOOO!!

[@liammiddleton3064]

How are you kids doin in post apocalyptia

[@michaelmonstertoad2461]

Imagine being an extreme prepper but the meteor lands right on your head

[@MKDOTTERY14]

This deserves more likes. 😆

[@dannyherrera1598]

Lmao Thats me in Apex Legends. I have my 2 preferred weapons fully kitted and fully looted with batteries/heals etc only to get 3rd partied and lose everything lol

[@w3s420]

Fair play

[@LoganPennell123]

Imagin being ill prepared and you see russia invading

[@kingslayercr7]

Bounce right of

[@midwestmonstaz3655]

Two minutes into an apocalyptic world Bear Grylls: “better drink my own piss”

[@alteredbeast7145]

(Breathing heavily) and.....once you get the..... the dirt off that.......thats gonna be...... thats gonna be just fine..... to eat.....

[@masindi5969]

@@alteredbeast7145 😂😂

[@georgecroney6168]

@@alteredbeast7145 a dead rat in the alley between a subway and a supermarket

[@SnafuFubar101]

Bear Grylls has been drinking his own piss for years!

[@misterj1396]

“....again”

[@uncle6659]

Imagine coming across joe Rogan in the wasteland thinking he will be all friendly and positive and he just viciously attacks you and loots your body

[@captainrwcg3558]

Hahahaha

[@MrMomoitin]

While high on psychedelics

[@pianospawn1]

It’s ok, he’s a mainly melee build, maybe a bow for ranged attacks. Just stay at range.

[@butercumdribbleiii8033]

Beta vibes

[@ahmedalfatih7723]

I genuinely think Joe is a man of huoner he will not do that

[@foilhattiest1]

My neighbor has really started to annoy me lately so I'll probably be harvesting him pretty soon.

[@jennycoyle8204]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@GrizzleyBearington]

Dry his meat so it doesn’t spoil as bad.

[@cowboy4378]

My neighbours are so fat they’ll start harvesting themselves before I know the world has ended.

[@strawberryfields2034]

Hahahahaha

[@Sam60420]

The fuck?😂

[@edenjames5062]

Joe Rogan: SAYS ANYTHNG This guy: REALLY!

[@hodgequinn6919]

Why do I feel as though you stole this comment🤔🤦🏾‍♂️😒

[@pujan5841]

@@hodgequinn6919 i dont get why u care so much about a comment. Who tf cares if he stole it or not. I was debating if i should even comment this but its so annoying seeing it in every comment section

[@hodgequinn6919]

@@pujan5841 you should be more like your user name

[@pujan5841]

@@hodgequinn6919 good one man

[@hodgequinn6919]

@@pujan5841 thanks man 😊

[@purefoldnz3070]

Joe would move into a bomb shelter and have Quake LAN parties.

[@sketchyaf3514]

@Chuck Norris ahahahahahahahahaha

[@shanerambo565]

😂😂

[@teamlokomoco]

Lol

[@I_push_chickens]

best thing ive seen on the world pipe in a while, thank you @purefoldnz

[@BrandonDKirkwood]

You forgot about the DMT

[@christianbernardo1843]

“Why would you do that? All of a sudden you’re lawless.” Lmao 🤣

[@yamayeet8486]

I've played hardcore survival mode so I'm pretty much set

[@santheman8968]

Bro roblox don’t count my friend

[@dloadingg276]

But dies to a baby zombie...

[@arehandoroburraku3073]

I played too much Ark Survival.

[@MonkeyMan01]

@@ilikeyourbody4537 r/CursedComment

[@JaceRev]

Santheman first of all he isn’t talking about Roblox second of all his pfp isn’t Roblox it’s vrchat

[@Rightopinionhaver]

I feel like this guy knew everything and nothing at the same time

[@christopherfrost3333]

It’s the way you can have keep come on the show, most Philosophers only guesses on things in away. Most those people just think deep

[@devins4081]

Fr😂🤙

[@Alpha_beef]

@Todd K I mean the amount of actual knowledge he has on various subjects is kind of incredible

[@tomasflatharta]

HE KNEW, THE BASTARD KNEW ABOUT COVID

[@bradydixon6020]

"Drive as far as you want, 800 miles"

[@chrisgomez17]

Joe “your kids aren’t going to make it” Rogan

[@mcmuffinmcmuffin3819]

Just watched this with my son. He said Joe is right. Lmao jk. I don't have a son

[@obamabinladen7234]

I killed my son because he converted to Christianity

[@Zaz5y]

Mndface Look at his name idot

[@brianpeck4035]

portable protein

[@youngmestro503]

Thousand like

[@aurumix4040]

fun fact: you can run most vehicles on very high proof alcohol, like above 75%, since most vehicles made after 2000 are rated for e85, but using "beverage" alcohol would very quickly start to cause performance issues since most beverage alcohols contain sugar and weve all heard a "sugar-in-the-gastank" story; and in freezing cold weather your injectors will have a very hard time atomizing the fuel *Especially* vehicles with direct injection (what shoots into the combustion chamber is a very very fine mist at low rpm)

[@chancelachance765]

I'm in AZ. What about that 120 degree weather?

[@mr.coolaid5307]

It’s not that deep there are cars everywhere

[@1111111111202]

diesel engines too?

[@aurumix4040]

@@1111111111202 definitely not diesel engines dont spark the fuel they compress it until it gets so hot it ignites on its own. Ethyl alcohol wont ignite under pressure, at least not the pressures in a diesel cylinder. It has to have some form of atomization/ignition.

[@robertpeers3742]

That white lightning will blow the motor...a few miles and boom..

[@PhilDM]

“When is the next apocalypse?, Jamie pull that up”

[@Dontuseyourrealname134]

😂😂😂

[@cannibisgrind3642]

I think joe just likes saying big bear

[@gromitmuggromitmuggromitmug]

🤣🤣🤣

[@duce185]

Funny thing is there’s probably really a date lol

[@y.e.a.h5634]

It's in late 2020.

[@leonelpuga2464]

LA people talking about driving during an apocalypse... Lmao

[@ritapoon9938]

If you're in L.A. you're already dead

[@robertmagula7389]

That's how you know they're from LA. Just drive away from the end of the world. Seriously. Dude. The only way you might get out is to walk, at night, without breaking your legs. People are going to be looking for the folks with the big--well-stocked--backpacks. Paint a bullseye on your forehead. Travel light, fast and smart. Plus luck. Lots of that.

[@kbanghart]

Lol you're dead even if you're in suburbia or rural too..

[@samgoodman1084]

“Would you rather be attacked by a radroach or a radioactive mole rat”

[@willie417]

LA has an population of 3.79 million by day 4 you should be on your way out of there, I'm in Florida and have an RV ready to go, becuaase these hurricanes can mess your way of living up quick you just need when to leave and to have 3 routes out, one year thousands sat in gridlock on I-10 as they tried to head west, away from the storm

[@Accurize2]

Q: Do you know how to start a fire? A: Yep. I have a massive supply of Bic lighters.

[@netforce0]

They would be available all over. Why do people think apocalypse means lighters evaporate

[@ChJelinek]

We know you'd take magnifying glass :-D.

[@netforce0]

I always have one handy. Couldn't masturbate without it

[@Accurize2]

Cory Riesen You cans substitute a lawn mower blade in a pinch.

[@Accurize2]

ReedRehpotsir Of course, they don’t lose any condition...even in Interloper. 😉

[@zawwin1846]

A sling is actually a good investment. It allows you to hunt small animals, and unlimited ammo. A bow needs arrow and a gun is loud and rely on bullets. A makeshift spear can also be a good way to hunt.

[@nevetsanidog4464]

This guy is the type to carry a conversation with you for hours about something you dont even want to talk about

[@killme457]

Hes talkin sbout the black guy

[@1greenMitsi]

lol

[@jomama3804]

zeemin dmn what does his shoes have to do with this.

[@Viriyascybin]

:(

[@Serkong]

@jokrj for what?

[@CRAiCED.]

"I'd start shooting at that truck" "Why?" "I dunno"

[@Donutkommando]

@Randomly Generated Army Man not if everything blows up dumbass

[@ralphyg7663]

@@Donutkommando lmao for real.

[@CJCCBoi]

"Entertainment"

[@islamforamerica4885]

Allah is The Creator,

[@jonathandrouin1909]

@@islamforamerica4885 no, Tyler is the Creator

[@NoName-wi2ww]

Joe 100% has a bunker, talking about going to the woods with bars😂.

[@JJ-cm3eb]

Most wealthy types do.

[@NoName-wi2ww]

@@JJ-cm3eb I think we all would have 1 if we had the wealth to afford it. I just think it's funny that Joe acts like he would be in the woods with a bow and arrow hunting elk eating protein bars, When in reality he would be in his bunker chilling😂

[@minzblatt]

@@NoName-wi2ww It depends on how bad the radiation situation is I guess. But he is hunting already, so I can imagine him doing for stress relief / excuse to get away from wife.

[@saltcreekammo]

All these rich elitists have a bunker.

[@user-xc7uo6md3n]

Joe ain't got bars bruh

[@Bashzworld]

Joe is being a realist…it would be extremely hard to survive for long periods of time without live stock and your own fruits and vegetables…and maintaining it against all threats is another thing especially if it’s just you and your wife and kids getting sick, accidental injuries etc…

[@joetyree27]

Absolutely,kill what you need. Trap and breed then eat regularly.

[@GenericScreenName808]

@@runningwithcat6195 I live in northern michigan (picture where your pinky nail is on your left hand…) there’s fresh water everywhere, agriculture, no diversity and wine country. Iykyk

[@Pyrodavey]

This is why I built a bunker. It's on my land. 5 rooms. Supply rum fuel room for generators and battery backs which will last around 2 years. Candles also. Food supplies canned and packets and water. Main room bedrooms board games ect and my suits and radio I bought. Reinforced doors with breathing machines ect I've always been paranoid and scared and I've had it built to the point if I'm locked inside no normal person could ever get in. I'll just stay underground for years and hope for the best because I'm not worried about the blast I'm worried about stupid people like him who says they will kill or shoot at anyone to survive

[@LandofNodnuts]

​@Ashleigh219 sadly, I live below the thumb, with far too many people around

[@U2beRejects]

Joe: “Yeah, I’ll probably bring some survivor stuff” The other guy: “REALLY?”

[@psk5849]

🤣🤣🤣

[@missionpupa]

What a crazy idea!

[@zeta11gamer60]

Hahahaha

[@PHeMoX]

It's funny how Joe assumes he would have time to pack his entire truck and fill it up with camping gear, survival stuff and so on. The guy's nuts. The first 48 hours when shit _really_ hits the fan is going to be straight up horrific. And actually, yes, you will see people become completely lawless that quickly. It will depend a bit on how hopeless the situation looks, but you can bet it'll quickly turn into a 'strongest survives' type thing.

[@missionpupa]

@@PHeMoX you're drunk. Go home.

[@mustangsally2048]

“The lights go off for five minutes.. wanna kill everybody” quote of the day

[@musicsaves97]

I think that "the internet goes down for five minutes....wanna kill everybody" is more accurate lol

[@isaacster5027]

Among us...

[@ACHILLES8887]

sus

[@jeezy6125]

666 likes

[@ric.e214]

😂😂😂

[@NNNNN2889]

This whole time Joe is acting like he doesn’t have a secret DMT hideout in the woods like in Ex-Machina

[@user-cx9gq2ud6t]

Atticus Battaglia he has a massive underground isolation tank that he can float in till things get better.

[@Daniel-ke1bn]

Yeah you're right why would he not invest in that

[@charliemancuso6980]

I love how serious joe was on this subject

[@kurisu3000]

Joe: "Welcome to the podcast". Guest: "Really!?"

[@Gabriel-pr1kz]

kurisu3000 😂😂

[@TOPBOSSJAMES]

😂

[@Chrono826]

"The lights go off for 5 minutes and I'm ready to kill everyone." Scary how true that actually is for a lot of people even if he meant it as a joke.

[@jasonmcmurry1281]

I see it every hurricane. Its a DNA thing, Im sure.

[@getasimbe]

@@jasonmcmurry1281 No, you're not sure.

[@diepcreep5044]

Seems like the type of guy you wouldn't want to be around in an apocolypse cus he'd give away ur position and panic and freak out and get everyone killed. Kind of like Eugene in WD.

[@ant1985ish]

just wait until people go hungry for two days we will all turn back to animals

[@advancedtheories1332]

@@diepcreep5044 that would be me. if it was a hiding situation. I wouldn't try though for sure.

[@LordJagd]

Raggedy Joe Rogan approaches a grizzled and barrel-chested barbarian lord of the post-apocalypse seated on a throne: Joe: “Alex Jones, is that you?” Alex: “Alex Jones... I haven’t heard that name in a long time.”

[@theannouncer5538]

My ribs hurt😂😂

[@loganlevesques]

Why doesn’t this have more likes

[@jordandalton9971]

This deserves thousands of likes

[@mi_-lt4ws]

Best comment I’ve seen in a while

[@infinitefretboard]

I love this!

[@imuncomfbecuzihavsubsandno4371]

Would probably ask the zombies to come on his podcast

[@billkat1954]

lol

[@landiady3289]

mb

[@MrRJC1991]

Ask them about DMT

[@ImDougDimmadome]

“Okay so, what are your thoughts on DMT?”

[@brittbrittortiz]

Bahahaha 😂😂😭😭😂

[@daniel-it2lw]

crazy how everything they spoke about is basically our human history, we had to endure all of those issues to survive to where we are today

[@ajunlimited]

Well yeah but survival had a completely different meaning back then than it does now. Those fellas were sharp as a tack and ready to wrestle a deer in the woods with their bare hands. Today we are so dependent on technology and drugs that our brains are basically mush. Survival these days is making sure your phone is fully charged and that you don’t break a nail fixing your hair.

[@duncanct]

Less people and more natural resources but yeah basically

[@Nandoswitharando]

Absolutely, but sadly we’ve bred out those survival skills for the most part. Well maybe not sadly, we simply don’t need them anymore so there was no real reason for us to keep them. And let’s be honest, why would you even want to survive the apocalypse? There’s nothing left, no structure, no law, every man for themselves. Nothing to look forward to. Just surviving because you want to? I guess, but realistically I think the vast majority of us would check out either by starvation, murder, or suicide.

[@ajunlimited]

@@Nandoswitharando well that’s a terrible way to think about it. Not that you’re wrong, bust sheesh. Talk about pessimistic.

[@Nandoswitharando]

@@ajunlimited oh it’s definitely pessimistic lol, that I have no argument with. I just think that most people either a)wouldn’t have the skills necessary to live, b) wouldn’t have the mental capacity to live in such situations, or c) plainly wouldn’t have the balls to completely surrender themselves to their caveman like nature. Kill or be killed, yes humans want to survive but how far are most of us willing to go to do that? Something I think about often.

[@josiahcanterbury1741]

Anyone who needs medication daily is screwed.

[@roshill2010]

Basically survival of the fittest at that point

[@AsttoScott]

Medication, I know a lot of people that can't live with out the internet...

[@landonlarocque1239]

Astto they’d change habits. Can’t change dependency that fast you’re being ignorant

[@AsttoScott]

@@landonlarocque1239 people going through withdrawals are unstable individuals.

[@landonlarocque1239]

Astto obviously their bodies natural way of functioning is fucked because it’s been used to certain imbalances being fixed artificially therefore it’s not their fault their unstable they can’t control it until they get the nutrients and time off their body needs. Rough you’re like 40 and need a 16 year old to explain to you how basic biochemistry works

[@popcornmix5075]

In case of an apocalypse, let's all meet Joe somewhere, start a tribe and make him king.

[@gokogo465]

Popcorn Mix then kill him and eat him

[@silverduck8499]

@Goko Go his meat contains DMT

[@simmerdownow5744]

Silver Duck84 lmfaoo

[@alexrowe7063]

@@silverduck8499 the most potent kind

[@rglprod1371]

Where we gonna link if this goes down

[@debonaire_nerd]

*Joe's list of things to do during the Apocalypse:* - Play Quake - Complain that Doom is not like Quake - Sell Elk at premium prices

[@grimwolf5948]

Fuck that doom is way better

[@stillgotyourmom]

if dmts not on the list its not joe rogans list!

[@debonaire_nerd]

@@stillgotyourmom It's entirely possible, but a buddy of mine has also seen that list and there's no DMT.

[@MistaTamilan]

@@grimwolf5948 Can we all agree that they are both great games.

[@grimwolf5948]

@@MistaTamilan agreed but theres a big soft spot for doom grew up with it on doss

[@swolyjr]

I can see Joe Rogan being still podcasting at the top of a mountain like Woody Harrelson in the movie 2012.

[@Thattyguy_]

"Get out of the population of the city" *goes to big bear along with 1.2 million other LA citizens*

[@thomasconway499]

😂😂😂

[@TheRealTrucido]

I hear yellowstone is pretty big. Not too far.

[@Thattyguy_]

@@TheRealTrucido true but in LA alone theres ~4mil people. Yellowstone is about 2.2mil Acres - so is even only about 1/3 of ONLY LA decided to hide out in yellowstone you would still be able to see a neighbor in every direction - probably not the best when youre trying to hide

[@57strub]

Good luck in yellowstone when its 40 below and all of the animals have been killed by preppers. No. You won't make it.

[@dlanouette]

@@TheRealTrucido > "Not too far." Only 1000 miles from downtown LA. That's 16 hours when traffic/society is "normal".

[@adamross4295]

Please do a reality TV show with Alex Jones, Eddie Bravo and Joe Rogan living in the woods together for like a month. I've got many ideas in the hopper.

[@LukeDodge916]

Everybody'd watch that shit

[@darken3150]

That idea would make millions

[@CANStudios]

Joey Diaz too

[@Baerchenization]

After the first night, a blood-covered Jones is the only survivor :)

[@thisguy3210]

Imagine living with Alex and Eddie in isolation for a month. Somebody ain't coming back!

[@benbradley7205]

joe "i wouldnt bring weed with me in the apocalypses so therefore im not addicted" rogan

[@jbw5485]

Ben Bradley lmfao!!!!! Bahaha

[@johnyguitar258]

joe i keep telling my self iam not adicted to weed rogan

[@homelander3853]

Ben Bradley creasing😂😂😂😂

[@yourlocaltoad5102]

Honestly, I would bring all the weed, nicotine and booze I have. If I meet other people, these things could be pretty good for trading. Especially in my country where 50% of all people are lowkey alcoholics and smokers. Like, just selling nicotine patches during longer train rides is already a nice way of making money, selling cigarettes during the apocalypse would make me the richest person in the whole middle-european wastelands

[@thaoneguy2]

@Chuck Wettish yeah but I don't think weed would be as valuable as you think well some fire ass trees would but it would be easy to grow

[@TruthSeeker9038]

Being in LA, you wouldn’t be able to escape the city in a vehicle because there’s be so many broken down vehicles on the road. You’d be forced to go by foot, bike, or motorcycle

[@Ryan-vw8sq]

The sky is blue. The other guy: "rEaLly??"

[@callumsouthcott2881]

Ur name gives me hives

[@jay_volpe]

"Yea i know man" "right"

[@Alistair]

Shawn R he's not dumb, he's an engineer who rebuilds Teslas. He's just trying too hard in the conversation imo

[@stillmatic03]

Alistair Stewart you nailed it.. it was so frustrating I had to find someone that also noticed for closure lol

[@bambitazilla9464]

He was honestly annoying I caught myself saying “dude shut up” out loud, I don’t usually do that 😂

[@michaelll]

"Id shoot the gas out of the truck.." Joe- "Why would you do that? " " I don't know."

[@robertovaldivia1573]

He looked so bored with him the entire time. "This guy has no idea what he's doing"

[@veronicab558]

I lol

[@R_athanak]

Cobalt seems to me that all the people shooting kids in America are white...

[@craigfloyd3028]

Cobalt you sound like a dickhead cuz go take a nap

[@evantheo4151]

Craig Floyd Truth hurts.

[@kentwyman8175]

My tinder is always dry. I'm set af.

[@sumSOTY]

Came back just to.like this

[@kentwyman8175]

@@sumSOTY mootch o grassy ass bro!

[@awsometomable]

Pay for tinder gold

[@ecalavris]

awsometomable won’t help if ur still ugly

[@allocca7]

Under-appreciated comment.

[@willk3807]

Best option "Head to the Winchester and wait for this to blow over"

[@RegnumUmaril]

This is by far the most honest answer I've seen from a guy like this, so many folk out there convinced they could survive indefinitely in the wild, but nah. If nature doesn't get you then the millions of other humans competing for increasingly dwindling supplies will.

[@blotterdowney8075]

yea in a dog eat dog world no one individually survives. would take a bigger commune of people with guns competing against other communes with guns

[@johnschneider3716]

Exactly the most dangerous thing in an apocalypse is other humans were selfish beings we’ll do anything for survival 😂

[@maxim6088]

I live in a place with no guns, and most people can't make a fire and it gets cold sometimes... I'd just survive, and that's it... I know I can't fight anyone, as even if i win I'll get hurt, but I'm hoping i wouldn't have to... I'd just vibe in my house ... I have super thick walls and great passive isolation... Maybe I'd dip into the forest for a while... Also many people in my area are elderly, so they probably won't go around the place attacking others

[@sambadham1404]

You could do it really easy in South Africa. Impalas walk around like cheeseburgers for lions. All you'd need would be a sharp stick. But in America or Europe? Yeah you'd starve to death real quick.

[@EvilSt0ner]

The people competing for supplies are all going to die. While everyone is fighting over living for an extra month I'll be in the woods planning for the next 10 years. People fighting for supplies are just going to consume them and then be dead shortly after. Only thing you really need is a hatchet everything else can be gathered and crafted.

[@michaellagrand-jean3840]

Joe: literally says anything The other guy: rEAlly?? 🤨

[@crusaderjezuk9817]

Kay Kay ikr! So fucking annoying

[@djr1829]

Yea this dude is annoying. Sounds like a little kid

[@whitestguyuknow]

That was so annoying. I feel like his entire podcast is making cautious iffy on-the-fence statements due to the fact that he doesn't know how Joe is going to reply and then saying "rEalLY??..." and trying to backpedal when needed to agree with him I thought I was just being a dick

[@crusaderjezuk9817]

Troy yeh just a weak person

[@nabeelashraf]

Kay Kay came to see if anyone commented this LOOL

[@andrewserrano921]

"The lights go off for 5 minutes and you want to kill everyone" this is exactly what would happen

[@MCrelationz]

@Conrrado Torres no you wouldn't

[@TheOldFatBastard]

Prince_Andrew so right mate

[@spooky4223]

That shits real, I use to live in the ghetto and when the whole neighborhoods power went out at night ,(so its pitch black) people hop in there cars and start riding around.

[@lanceknuth5300]

Step 1 for anyone not already well-prepped: Kill as much survival competition as possible as soon as possible.

[@Larrypint]

Only in the paranoid us

[@bobkaufman5931]

As an amputee who tried to save my leg for 3 years, including 14 surgeries + the amputation, I can attest that marijuana is a FAR BETTER pain reliever than any opiates available. Opiates dull the pain to bearable levels but never cut the pain out, not to mention the addiction withdrawals when concluded. On the other hand, marijuana makes the pain completely disappear! Approximately 15-20 minutes after smoking I would realize that the pain was completely gone. 5:54

[@catmanyo]

Joe would go back to his roots and reunite with his silverback brethrens

[@steveguy3]

His lack of TRT injections would eventually make him the odd one out though

[@MartianMoon]

OOOAAAGGGHHHH

[@dtm_nascar]

catmanyo kzbin.info/www/bejne/pmrZc5qsl9Ckfck

[@darktermi1993]

lol he was so fluid talking about this, he clearly thinked about this before

[@hasoonnine]

Who hasn't?

[@hanz2904]

Thought*

[@teekydeeky]

if you arent prepared for different scenarios... you need to think about your priorities.

[@antonioaguirre3989]

Joe's clearly a prepper

[@simspigeon9481]

Thinked???

[@MouseDestruction]

Punch a tree until you have enough wood to make something.

[@Tar-Numendil]

That's how we survive in ARK.

[@yungfallen7774]

@@Tar-Numendil 😂 rust to

[@cheekydaniel2119]

And Fortnite

[@robinsharkey6658]

Forest???

[@xstorm_8_shadowx]

DayZ

[@Eazzfrmgrape]

" I'd probably shoot at his car " LMAO 🤣🤣🤣

[@edwardcorrigan2020]

Every statement this guy makes Joe: No

[@Choice777]

This Rich Benoit guy sounds like a total piece of shit.

[@lth1072]

The guest does seem like a bit of a pea brain though

[@georgemoncayo8313]

Jesus said "So it will be at the end of the age, the angels will come forth and take out the wicked from among the righteous, and will throw them into the furnace of fire, in that place there will be weeping and gnashing of teeth." Matthew 13:49-50. Jesus also said "You are my friends if you do what I command you." John 15:14. Jesus taught that the only way to be saved is to choose him as your Lord and Master, repent and believe that he died for the sins of his people on the cross see John 14:6.

[@nexusly6720]

@@Choice777 he built his own Tesla u try that.

[@epicnooo]

Thelondonbadger we chillen in idaho baby... we were born for this

[@elderrusty541]

Joe has a 100 year supply of elk meat and DMT, he’ll be fine

[@JustMe-qo7yw]

He already most probably has a bugout locale & wild meat + fish can be canned. Doesn't need weed for pain or etc. If know use of what major population refers to as weeds ,plants& fungi that grow volunteer.

[@kingheart9555]

You could just salt the meat and pretty much make a ton of jerky to sustain for weeks even months. If you got a dear or an elk, you could have enough jerky meat for close to a year. Salt is always worth more than gold in times of crisis for this reason

[@Sam60420]

Lmao

[@aesthetic_dude9338]

Hell I heard joe can transfer his body and soul into the DMT realm along with jamie..

[@randyjohnson2885]

Do zombies do DMT?

[@imani062882]

“Why would you do that? All of a sudden you’re lawless.” Cracks me tf up

[@ryan2stix]

This dude is the biggest flip flopper to ever flip flop

[@cryz3856]

What would joe rogan do in an apocalypse? DMT

[@Enlightened0ne]

I mean you gotta do something to pass the misery....

[@steveno2760]

Didn't even have to scroll down to immediately know this comment was going to be here

[@cryz3856]

Steve'n o: came to my head instantly, couldn’t resist it

[@whoRwe02]

Mr Rogan and his producers should just take a bottle of tequila. Be sure to drink the liquor (have a nice day) and not eat the bottle. Talking "apocalypse"? tired brains may have just been too drunk playing video games

[@BLaJolla]

cryz But not Coke because he’s never tried that

[@kevcoolkev25]

Guy: I disagree with this Joe: I think it’s a good idea Guy: I think so too

[@theonlineanimal6009]

Glad I wasn't only one who caught that

[@kanethesevenfootmonster868]

KKKKKKKKKKKKKK

[@ericperry5983]

Fucking Hilarious

[@aidanjohnson730]

Guy: "so you leave, you drive your Tesla" Joe: "No way!" Guy: "What??!" Joe: "I'd take my truck which runs on gas" Guy: "I completely agree" This guy man

[@Idkwhodawg]

Didn’t ever think this guy thought all Joe drove was a Tesla ? 😂

[@kimbong-un4964]

Exactly my thought too hahah he changed his tune real quick

[@Sparky-rd5gr]

That’s what I thought too. But maybe it’s because he had other people argue that they would take there Tesla instead

[@boogeebunnyboi2889]

Apocalypdomobile

[@jinoy5002]

This guy Brian Schaub?

[@robletsdoit5886]

I love that he’s talking about this and not only he’s talking about this but he’s 110% serious

[@nickelcitybear]

that dude wouldn’t last 45 minutes without his Frappuccino

[@owenbrunet1279]

or his mom

[@pa1n3r]

as soon as he said tacoma this is exactly what i thought

[@b_nast19]

@@pa1n3r lol wym Tacomas are badass

[@pa1n3r]

@@b_nast19 ratio

[@b_nast19]

@@pa1n3r yup my post has been up for 3 hours, yours a month. Seems fair.

[@hindenburgerhelper14]

i'd bring some tinder with me too gotta get that apocalypse ass

[@Perry_Neum]

No showers or laundry in the apocalypse. 😱

[@spencerhopkinson9874]

Hannibal Lecter that’s why humanity invented rivers and lakes, just 10 years before the washing machine

[@theperson8999]

You fuckin idiot 😂😂

[@Perry_Neum]

@@spencerhopkinson9874 I live in a city where any rivers or lakes are polluted. Guess I should move to Deer Park or something. ;-)

[@Chris-zx1ez]

Hot girls on Tinder never reply 😭

[@DiscountSeanConnery]

Joe: says anything Rich: REALLY? WHAT???

[@brycedannenberg5420]

As I was reading this Rich said those exact words

[@Aquardis]

Bryce Dannenberg same lol

[@ВикторияВперед-т8ю]

@@Aquardis Девять Жизн

[@ВикторияВперед-т8ю]

@@Aquardis Девять Жизней

[@ВикторияВперед-т8ю]

В Добрый 3

[@MTNT727]

Any post that includes Joe Rogan and 🧟‍♀️ Zombies is my fav post

[@joey-bp9vn]

Joe “I gotta Toyota land cruiser with a 40 gallon gas tank” Rogan

[@INDYSCOT]

Comes with 2 chimps to cruise with.

[@Ok-551]

scorpius that’s not much at 12 mpg, get a Prius

[@FearRua]

@@Ok-551 yeah but he has a LS swap so he is probably getting 20-25 mpg.

[@larryp3641]

@@FearRua the vehicle has a v8. 12 mpg. ..600 miles tops but it doesn't matter because the freeway will be closed, and all the roads wont be accessible. He wouldn't get 10 miles from his house unless he had a personal helicopter.

[@joshaldaco9205]

You'll be stuck in traffic before anything

[@sentinel9046]

The liquor store would be dry before the gas stations especially in LA

[@coryjmacfarlane]

Would make for great trading

[@dustin872]

Guns and ammo store would be next. But I'm sure you'd find plenty of toilet paper and other useful stuff people left behind.

[@goat9199]

On the prairies, the gas would also serve as a liquor store.

[@chanchong4924]

@@dustin872 I think they would be first, no offense 99% of Americans would probably pick a weapon first.

[@GoldenDog1123]

And the windows would be Brocken

[@brandonblair6868]

...Whoever suggests a Tesla for the Apocalypse are the first to die.

[@moosedrummer1]

Brandon Blair ok explain. Because I’m thinking electric cars you can charge off solar is pretty much a guarantee you won’t run out of fuel. Now if fuel is not a problem ok. But we are talking apocalypse shit. Everyone will be trying to get gas. It will run out. The sun has been around before rainbows had color. Come the fuck on. You’ll have to worry about tires. That will be your main concern.

[@brandonblair6868]

I forgot about range.

[@Boredaff]

This guy is clearly a moron

[@callanc3925]

@@moosedrummer1 Tires you can loot from all over the place, gasoline you can loot from literally any car if you have a jerry can and a hose pipe. What isnt so available however is personal solar panels that plug directly into a tesla

[@brandonblair6868]

@HOTSAUCE If you have a solar system that you can directly charge from yes. Many home solar systems feed the grid, not a battery pack. If the grid is down, where are you getting your electricity from. If your electric vehicle breaks, where do you get parts and who fixes it? You want something reliable, easy to work on and not temperamental to fuel quality...So something thats powered by an mechanical diesel or 350 small block would probably be your safest bet.

[@Its_Only_Savant]

I laughed when he said "your kids won't eat rabbit" lol... They won't have a choice .. eat or die... That's it

[@jxsh5007]

“How long do you think you could survive?” “It would be very hard”

[@kingraj333]

Thats the response of a man who is willing to do whatever it takes lol.

[@jxsh5007]

kingraj333 lmao yeah 😂

[@wildfoxnomad6365]

I'd survive, the bird and squirrel population would take a dip tho

[@timf7413]

That actually seems like a sensible answer.

[@normvlqtte6512]

He is very sober and grave in his answers. Could you imagine a total breakdown of society?

[@brandonrepo4]

Dude was totally going with tesla before Joe told him what car and why he would pick.

[@larsonseq9269]

@@hay7501 he doesn't like teslas actually. He was expecting joe to say tesla and then prove him wrong for his choice. But joe is smart already so it didn't work out.

[@larsonseq9269]

@@hay7501 he has a channel built over hating tesla. Don't be so cocky for the sake of it. And what have I done to you that you went to my channel and left a mean comment? Please don't be a douchebag going around upsetting people. I didn't claim to do anything in the title or thumbnail that wasn't there in the video. Whether i become successful or not is irrelevant. So again stop being a fucking douchebag

[@NuttedInYoMom]

@@larsonseq9269 Great response man 👊

[@Evjen97]

sex mustache idiot

[@MichaelThomas-rj9gx]

sex mustache right because your brilliance is staggering

[@bigearsglenn7471]

Joe: Takes Chems Pip-Boy: You’ve become addicted to DMT

[@DillHurley7]

📍worthy

[@damianreaves7502]

Nice

[@DivinePlant]

Well done

[@PD5K]

+1 SPECIAL from intense training perk. :)

[@cornbreadpassion11]

This comment.... W!!! 🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽

[@Butterkin]

To survive for a long time you either need a serious well fortified bunker and stockpile or an above ground compound with like 20 other families that all agreed beforehand that this was the plan. Not only that, but several people in the community would have to already be living there sustaining the compound and doing some farming and livestock raising already. And you would need to have it near a river or have a large water collection and irrigation system. You would also need the compound to be fortified with razorwire, grenade nets, kill holes, towers and sandbags. Wouldn't hurt to have a mote and at least 12 acres to farm on as well. But you need to defend those acres, and if you don't want to be weak malnourished b12 deficient 3rd worlders, then you would need grazing land for your livestock. Basically lots of fucking work just to continue living and breathing. You may need more people as well. You need enough people fortifications and armaments to fend off at least 200 or so bandits, because that's the upper end of what is possible to organize. Bandit clans could get bigger and eventually the most successful one will find you, because if they are successful, they are winning and if they are winning they have good pillaging strategies. And if they are good they will smoke out all other homes and smaller communities. They will run out of targets. Your compound would likely be at the bottom of everyone's list. It's easy to mug one family, maybe a neighborhood or small community one by one. Or lone survivors, they will be adept at hunting people, scavenging and sieging.

[@flyingtigers7856]

Savage reality right here folks. I'm not sure on the numbers as far as farming go, but otherwise this is the moat accurate description of short to medium term survival in a post apocalyptic, complete societal breakdown I've read. Think back to "medieval" times with small villages fortified against outsiders and raiding parties that would kill the men, rape the women, and loot supplies and valuables. Individual preppers will need to join a community or be found and perish. Lets hope it never happens.

[@Wes0602]

If she ever happens, best of luck. Catch ya on the otha side;).

[@Rogue308]

Agreed

[@jrag1000]

Amish would survive.

[@Peace-qm2sp]

Joe: says anything Rich: Really?

[@tonys3125]

Joe jumps in his Land Cruiser and says, Armageddon outta here!

[@ronanoleary6736]

I LIKE THAT😂😂😂

[@lackinbro3997]

ahahahahaa you fuckin rat ahahaha

[@sonnystop]

Broooooooooooooooo that’s gooood

[@Axolotl_Mischief]

#Rimshot

[@Red_1911]

Joe: says one thing Guy: oH rEaLly?

[@chefboiardeeznutz9881]

For real lol

[@theimaginationofmyself]

The coastline is one of the most nutrient rich ecosystems, it's how early hunter gatherers were able to transform into complex hunter gatherers.

[@JasperSteve]

Never show your cards in this game. Ever.

[@jedbramble4792]

Yeah fuck true.

[@kennymichaelalanya7134]

Were gonna reach this point sooner rather than later. Also know that water is depleting around the world so many droughts as climate changes and over population and invasion of illegal immigrants etc

[@kbanghart]

@@kennymichaelalanya7134 undocumented u mean

[@fayguled900]

Kenny Michael Alanya Invasion of illegal immigrants? Illegal immigration has happened in the US since founding of the nation. You need to stop drinking the fearmongering far right koolaid.

[@chrisgodsey8481]

fay guled the people who founded the nation didn’t immigrate legally though, there was no laws saying you can’t come here. Now there are

[@wtsang1]

He would create a new universe with his spinning back kick

[@NextWarning]

HAHA

[@1luv4204life]

😂🤣

[@MAdesignsVan]

He is Saitama's long lost brother, Joesama, One Kick Man

[@siggyincr7447]

One of the main things you would want to worry about is being part of a larger group of capable people. The "stuff" you bring with you is important but throughout history, being cast out from your group was one of the worst things that could happen to you. As strong and intelligent as an individual might be, they are no match for what a small group of people can accomplish. If the shit hit the fan bad enough that you were expecting to have to survive without the support of a modern society, your highest priority would be to get together with a group of people you know you can trust and move forward from there.

[@paulryan2128]

This was the only comment worth reading... except for the funny ones. You actually "get" it!!!

[@delltawnnorthri7459]

Ethnic or racial enclaves will be the future. Tribalism is the natural state of things.

[@englishinba]

Bingo.

[@delltawnnorthri7459]

@Richard Hayes KZbin: Europa the last battle Google: William Pierce Archive You're welcome

[@jonvia]

Rich: You wouldnt take weed? Joe: No, just DMT

[@HIMcules2112]

"i would probably shoot at that guys car" 😂

[@rollerkitbird]

Like most blacks, he's a hater!

[@Khymeira]

@@rollerkitbird Fucking chill, pigglet. LMAO. I know a handful of whites who would shoot at that guy's car. Fuck.

[@digitalhippie2336]

@@Khymeira those whites who grew up in black neighborhoods ? 😏

[@Mai_Tai_Meyers]

Morgan Freeman voice *Coincidentally, there was an apocalypse in 2020. and Joe went straight to Texas*

[@fobbitoperator3620]

When spoken in Morgan's voice, this comment just won the 2021 Academy Awards! When spoken in peasant's voice, get arrested for hate speech, racism or both...

[@Pmccaff2009]

The fucking NOISE I just made laughing at that shit ahahahahah

[@treyjetson5320]

[Narrating] *I wish I could tell you thatJoe fought the good fight, and the IRS let him be. I wish I could tell you that - but LA is no fairy-tale world. He never said who did it, but we all knew. Things went on like that for awhile - TRT life consists of routine, and then more routine.*

[@wynoi_yt]

Best comment in KZbin history 😭😭

[@TXP9]

It’s the desperation that scariest imo. People really show their true colors during hard times.

[@ez_company9325]

shit dude on the podcast freely admitted he would randomly shoot at people driving because his situation sucks.... The moment the shit hits the fan, assuming you survive, other survivors are now your number one threat for the next year or two..... that is such a depressing fact!

[@AlphaQHard]

EZ_COMPANY Not really depressing when you hate everyone

[@NMahon]

@@ez_company9325 its actually not a fact, in fact it's kind of the opposite. We know from actual huge disasters that the majority of people actually stick together and help each other out. Humans wouldn't have made it this far if we just killed each other in every massive emergency.

[@esdrassalgado8850]

Yeah you literally have to be one step ahead of the game to win because people will turn on each other for sure in this kind of situation. Resources are limited when everyone is in it for themselves. That’s the scariest part is the “desperation “ because people would be willing to kill people to survive, I would at least try to survive out in the woods until I eventually die.

[@AJSchnell]

EZ_COMPANY Learned that from The Walking Dead , in an apocalyptic world 99.99% of the time the real danger is the other people trying to kill/ steal/ take everything you have. The “virus” shows up here and there but it’s actually pretty easy to avoid it when you take the right precautions... Boy that sounds familiar doesn’t it?

[@camerongorton]

Joe would be that guy from 2012 in the caravan 😂

[@BrettyPOV]

Bring a few fishing poles and some tackle. Fishing much easier than hunting, and you don't have to worry about running out of bullets.

[@Brandon-kw1fv]

Brett You better hope your fishing 3months or less after shit hits the fan. After that those waters are going to be radioactive toxic dumps

[@BrettyPOV]

Brandon 816 I mean you’re making a lot of assumptions there. It depends on the specific apocalypse scenario but id rather have guns and fishing stuff than not have it.

[@sergio6469]

Brett if there was an apocalypse we’d all be dead because of nuclear reactor plants overheating and nobody being there to cool them down. So those bad boys are going to explode.

[@thegreat2477]

Yeah I didn't really think about that

[@kyleray4952]

@@sergio6469 Nuclear Plants aren't that fragile. If left alone, something would trigger a scram. Overheating, or water lose, or over pressure, loss to electrical power, you name it. There are mechanical failsafes for everything. Anything goes wrong and rods would be inserted and the plant would shut down. Chernobyl happened because they had inexperienced workers conducting a test which bypasses these failsafes and the test went stupidly array.

[@caaaaaammy_g]

This isnt a hypothetical hes just preparing for 2020's PvP event

[@yeetwchybaban]

loool smh

[@Sin526]

PvPvE It's a battle Royale baby!

[@mr.meowgi9876]

Bring it on i got 20 bucks saying im last 5 at least

[@WorldsOkayestWelder]

This comment aged well

[@Zaz5y]

Delmar Parrott it was made a month ago...

[@derekwarren1548]

While Joe is hiding in the woods with a bow and arrow, and his family. I’ll be squatting on his mansion.

[@x_____________]

mansions would be targets for looters so good luck not getting killed lmao

[@5teeleDuke]

You forgot the starving to death part, on your part.

[@Dimmyism]

Imagine just laying in his isolation tank for hours and then trying to back kick the heavy bag in his gym, solid plan my man. :D

[@Great-Tiger]

God will destroy L.A. and Califorina first bc of how defective all of the Libtards are there.

[@Datharass]

@@x_____________ a target for stupid looters, essentially you'll want food, firearms and medical supplies... though Joe does have a nice pad and pool.

[@cronstrubzo]

1) acquire a toyota tacoma 2) acquire glock 19

[@RandomDealer]

1:20...I love when Joe gets an audible laugh out of Jamie. And so does Joe..😂🔥

[@despawningenemy420]

:D

[@bastmode882]

Lmao i died

[@whitneykyle1210]

🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀

[@Matt-yu7vg]

1. Isolation tank 2. DmT 3. Recurve Bow 4. Laptop with Quake installed

[@TheC1O]

4. Laptop with quake installed

[@Matt-yu7vg]

Too funny not to edit. Great work!

[@5thgen691]

Trophy elk skull

[@chriskolb3105]

I think he is more of a compound bow guy.

[@SandyCheeks63564]

I would've liked to have heard Joe talk more about this w/o the constant interruptions

[@seandoherty6215]

I feel like a pro listening to these guys

[@dannypope1860]

This black guy is basically a grown 12 year old.

[@alexnather7614]

Not just any 12 year old, but a white 12 year old.

[@Furiouspenguin27]

Alex Nather what

[@alexnather7614]

@@Furiouspenguin27 the black guy is acting like a white child. Black children don't care about Armageddon and doomsday stuff.

[@Furiouspenguin27]

Alex Nather that’s kind of a weird generalization, I didn’t know kids couldn’t think about certain topics just because their skin color was different.

[@MontyQueues]

Alex Nather yes every black kid only cares about basketball and rap, lol you fk

[@peterjoker2]

Suggesting using a Tesla in a apocalypse situation.. You know who was not going to survive in the first place

[@Choice777]

After everyone calms their tits, like after a few years, so there's no more bands of raiders and shit, a tesla with a bunch of solar panels next to your house will be a good option if all the fuel is gone from all the fuel trucks, stations, etc. So it might take a few days to get a full charge but in between you use a bicycle or wind board, etc, and tesla for long distances fast...with sub 3 s to 60 and only you as a weight, all the other passenger weight can be wasted on metal plates so you don't get shot.

[@bigpenisvert2647]

Look up ‘Ben Baller trapped in Tesla’ in KZbin. The software on his Tesla crashed on a matenience day. If shit were really to hit the fan a Tesla is no more than a barricade for outside your compound. It’s a great car for civilized life but not when the grid goes down and you can’t even access the locks or turn it on lol.

[@freddy007____9]

You mean Tesla armor right?

[@karthik11512]

@@bigpenisvert2647 That dumbass started a software update while he was in the car, the is disabled while the OS is upgrading. You can go off grid with Tesla, the maps and stuff will not work but everything else will be fine. Honestly for long term survival it would be a great option, with solar panels you could charge the car everyday. The car has a key like any other car which can open the trunk, unlock the doors.

[@braxton1960]

karthik11512 was

[@mecanwinmac2796]

Every time this dude said "really?" I took a shot. I am now hammered.

[@erick7777]

@2:56 Keeping the stereotype alive.....😂