What Gay Dating Is REALLY Like | Good Children: S3E11: The Get A Boyfriend Challenge

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The boys discuss the perils of modern dating, the terrors of dating in high school, the insanity of Andrew's type, the horrors of Joe breaking up with his high school girlfriend, the deep brokenness inside us all that shouts mercilessly into the void "YOU ARE NOT WORTH OF LOVE!!!!" and more!
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[@dietcokefan]

starting off rapping an entire nicki verse is basically foreshadowing a good episode

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[@donaldm9286]

Absolutely 😭😭😭

[@CuzmicTarot]

PeriodT!

[@erint8550]

it’s actually absurd to me that you guys don’t have hundreds of thousands of views on every video…. like you’re so famous to me….

[@GoodChildrenPod]

[@crowekirstin1]

I'm literally baffled but also I want it to stay small like.. Selfish of me but these are MY boys and I love them and this is our little club!

[@clairedeluneonthemoon]

the rolled R on “rest in peace to anna nicole smith” just healed a deep wound

[@booboobridges]

The way I immediately started rapping with y’all

[@barbara4258]

the intro was 🦟🦗🦟🦗🦟🦗

[@brittneytown8294]

Me & my man are obsessed with y’all, just cackling and rubbing our feet together

[@terrancelj3]

Loved this episode! I think my favorite episode aside from the episode where you described and dissected your biggest fight. I know the premise of the show is to dive into your past, and even through that you do talk about current things, but it was nice listening to you guys talk present tense? Does that make sense? Not sure but great episode hah.

[@GoodChildrenPod]

Thank you!!!! This is a very encouraging comment because we often get worried when we talk too much about the "right now" and not entirely about childhood!

[@lifebyife]

My mom tells me to focus on the present and I wanna say the same to y’all. Living for y’all staying in the present.

[@simplicitylost]

@@GoodChildrenPod No, no! I understand your concern though. But your listeners know your past, so hearing about current stuff is okay because now it’s like _we_ know you too, so it still fits the theme to talk about your current lives. And any new listeners can go back and listen to older episodes (that’s what I’ve been doing; I didn’t know about you all until the Trixie episode). Of course you’ll still want to drop tidbits from your past and it’s probably a good idea to re-mention some of the really crucial parts for the newer people. That’s just what I think. I completely understand this podcast. I am almost 38 (and a gay man). My best friend (3 years younger) grew up on the same street as me (we’ve known each other since he was 3 and I was 6) and we both turned out to be gay. He and I _also_ had a period where we weren’t close (ours was for ~7 years during high school and college). Hold on to this (your friendship) for dear life! There is nothing more amazing than being gay and having a gay best friend that you grew up with! Having those shared childhood experiences is such a precious thing. He and I had our worst fight this past March. It is still not settled. It’s so heartbreaking thinking it will never be the same. He feels betrayed and I feel betrayed; it’s awful. Spending 30+ years knowing someone and 14 years of being best friends and then one day-poof-it’s gone… or at least different. We live on different coasts. I will see him again in July. I am hoping things eventually get better but honestly not sure if it’ll ever be the same. That’s why I say to hold on to it! Don’t let each other go, Joe!

[@oliviamorris8736]

andrew muskslayella and joe slayges have done it again

[@cullenshaver106]

Coming in with some ENERGYYY OKAY GIRLS GOOD MORNINGGG

[@GoodChildrenPod]

thank god for yerba

[@melj.7408]

The fast food runs are the perfect nostalgic touch, love you both!

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[@shutid987]

I decided to check ya'll out after your interview on The BCC Club, and this episode was quite enjoyable! I look forward to seeing more!

[@GoodChildrenPod]

thank you for stopping by!!!!

[@isabelroemer]

I love you both so much like I love that your content isn’t like the content you were surrounded by at that event like I feel like we’re all friends and I’m not just being entertained by two people whose lives are nothing like mine - it feels like I can actually understand and relate to you both sometimes and we can all laugh about it idk I just rly appreciate the content and nostalgia and laughs from you both always ily

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[@laurenderifield5834]

“actually i just want a regular coffee 😂 those white girl pumpkin spice lattes annoy me 🤓🤪” and the fact that miss senorita awesome had a little newsboy cap on while saying this makes it all the more horrific, but also beautiful

[@GoodChildrenPod]

need andrew in a newsboy cap next week

[@MrMarkhoppusrules]

I was literally laughing out loud several times during this episode! And just so you know, I watch these during my night time routine so I am listening on max volume and brightness ☠️ fully locked in 🤓 please never stop making these 💕

[@mollyr4402]

OVER AN HOUR BLESS THIS DAY

[@GoodChildrenPod]

get used to it 👀

[@oliviamorris8736]

@@GoodChildrenPodplease don’t tease us

[@mollyr4402]

Also drew and deison spilled the beans and IM SO WXCITEDDEFDD

[@nickkcampbell]

I see y’all going FAR. Keep it up :)

[@oscarvelazquez4003]

I love the extended vlog for the podcast! 🫶🏻

[@GoodChildrenPod]

Thank you!!!!

[@stuartb5510]

OMG 28:00 WHEN THE GUY NOT RESPONDING TO YOU ADDS A NEW HINGE PICTURE! I thought I was alone in my crazy for noticing that LMAO

[@SinnySin19]

Oh wow starting off witch nicckiiii this ginna be a good ep 😂

[@serasnyder]

was listening to @thismightgetweird podcast and autoplay started this episode and i immediately started rapping the bottoms up nicki verse like her soul took over my body

[@miaray6986]

Just so y’all know, i do watch the pod in my living room on the tv! My fave new show I just started (and have binged - subsequent email incoming)🤗

[@kalifranks9311]

Joe always wears the hottest outfits ever. It’s giving blue color hottie.

[@jenileighb]

It’s giving actor on virgin river

[@liljay0687]

Sooooo the algorithm just threw this at me, and I must say starting with a Nicki Minaj verse is an immediate SUB for me! Y’all killed that lol. 🦄🦄

[@ximenasoto4240]

First podcast I watch from ya’ll and as soon as I heard y’all rapping Nicki Minaj, I was locked in 😂 y’all are so good! So funny!

[@liljay0687]

HELLO!!!! They have great taste! Lol

[@Nyforever728]

Superior intro 💖

[@isabelroemer]

1:02:38 I laughed OUT LOUDD at imagining Andrew and Joe scouring the name tags for andrews name and it’s just not there 😭😂

[@GoodChildrenPod]

it was humilating

[@emilywires5692]

That was the national anthem if I’ve ever heard it

[@thatsmysherman]

Instant thumbs up for this episode’s intro 😊

[@annnnnnaaaaalizzzzzzzzzz]

Living for the vlogs

[@huhhhh5508]

Joe omg? the idea about troye, catering to also your gay audience and jockstrap is kinda genius??? that would've done real well numbers wise imo!!! get your ass in the board room NOW

[@GoodChildrenPod]

thank u

[@benharper4742]

Come on down to Adventureland you know it’s gonna be a fun filled day! Poor Sarah tho

[@Practicallypicasso]

I’ve been binging you both and I would love to see a “Broad city” -esque show with you guys

[@figureskating22]

Perfect timing😫🙏

[@GoodChildrenPod]

hiiii

[@rainbowranger30]

as somebody named Brandon, that intro was crazy lmao!

[@Thorn99855]

Ayo. This was fun. Thanks Guys. My first one. 🎉🧡

[@oliviakay98]

I’m the one half listening half making spreadsheets at work 😭😂

[@Jayyjayy6565]

44:43 Joe i'm dying, Andrew bless your soul ily

[@isabelroemer]

THE INTRO I LIVE

[@briannamendoza1147]

I have never sent an email with my profile faster in my life lmao

[@kerbalSpaceForce]

Wait did you ever do the hinge profile review I want to send mine :) ✨

[@donaldm9286]

18:11 Slayyyy rethinking my strategy 😭🙆🏽‍♂️

[@tylorebates2117]

I'm living for Andrew and Joe Mukbanging. ❤❤😂

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[@tylorebates2117]

@@GoodChildrenPod Omg I'm fan-girling so hard right now that you replied to me. 😫

[@emmacrawley9464]

FAVORITE PODCAST I LOVE YOU BOTH

[@GoodChildrenPod]

❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

[@luisg3552]

The field trips are my favorite!

[@coachtwink]

Love this content!! Maybe I should post 1 hour vs 15 minute segments

[@grega5386]

my fav episode yet 😈

[@GoodChildrenPod]

[@Giraffenamedcudi]

Do we all just that nicki verse LMAO

[@meagld]

i love this podcast so much

[@PinkSilkSuit]

38:50 listening to this while in excel. I feel so seen. But I AM listening 💖

[@oliviapieper7284]

I thought you were gonna say you could’ve worn flip-flops instead of getting a spray tan for your sisters college graduation lmao

[@GoodChildrenPod]

LMFAO

[@joeladams9028]

best opening ever 😂

[@lincolnb2244]

56:37 “Thats gooey butter cake, not in my lifetime”

[@Giraffenamedcudi]

We don’t have White Castle in tx so I buy the sliders from the frozen food isle and I just know fresh White Castle is delicious I’m so jealous

[@GoodChildrenPod]

no actually i was gonna say this as i was eating it but the frozen sliders are literally EXACTLY the same as the ones fresh from the restaurant 😭😭😭

[@Giraffenamedcudi]

@@GoodChildrenPod okay now I don’t feel like I’m missing out thank you LOL

[@katie2123]

i love that u like loloveruled!!!

[@harry6699]

24:34 THISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS LIKE OMG

[@mollyr4402]

No the intro went too hard

[@katie2123]

19:54 i’m dead

[@karlid88]

Wait did the account review thing happen already?

[@sarahfalcon5822]

i AM cleaning my room

[@EmmaMay522]

well yes!

[@juanaguas7728]

Andrew you does not give 6'3 next to Joe tho?? lol

[@foph7]

Pleeeeeeeaaaassss do vlogs

[@donaldauguston9740]

You're both adorable!

[@harry6699]

as a gay man who had multiple girlfriends, this hit close to home! LMAOOO 40:15

[@donaldm9286]

53:02 Did they just really run someone over 😭💀💀😭

[@brookesholem491]

There should j be an episode dedicated to Gerald

[@GoodChildrenPod]

true

[@Mikeyyyyyyyyyyyyyy1]

webkinz love frog

[@molshansha]

excuse me i’m sorry i’m rlly such a lady 💕

[@Jessicasom]

senorita awesome

[@harry6699]

10:20 YES, WHY IS IT ALL UGLY? + omg that man andrew was talking abt....HOT AND SEXY like :( sad face

[@gooieglopp]

Scruff had stories?????

[@luketaylor2417]

Señorita Awesome HAHAHAHAHAHA

[@davidking6982]

Have to disagree about navigating the apps for something meaningful. Don't waste your time - meet people in person.

[@rickyzimmerman5031]

*Promo SM*

[@letsdance4078]

Sniffies is the bomb! Grindr soooo prudish and Twinkish. Sniffies is the leather bar in SOMA 1989! Love it.

[@letsdance4078]

DId you guys every do the profile dating app reviews/ judgments/ recommendations? I can’t find I think if you did. If not, am i too late to submit? Can I send my Scruff/Grindr/sniffles profile ? Please!!