What happened at a WEDDING that was obvious the MARRIAGE would END in DIVORCE? - Reddit Podcast

[@amithegenius]

Am I the Jerk? 😈 - kzbin.info

[@lindasanders6928]

Yes

[@pumkin610]

Perhaps

[@clarky23]

never been married.....and I'm 55. Engaged once. I was 20 and she was 19. Unfortunately, God decided He needed her with Him more than I did. Spent the next 20 years trying to replace her when I finally realized I couldn't. Finally in a relationship again and we'll see how it ends up.

[@Ivan_Till]

you got this man

[@isabelaatenska]

Hey, I'm very proud of you for being so strong and wish you lots of luck. You got this bro.

[@brisloviayt829]

I wish you two the best of luck, you'll make it dude

[@Mikescool444]

You go dude! Hope it works out

[@iwenttobunnings7868]

Wish you two the absolute best my man. Your late fiance would be cheering for you as well.

[@mztweety1374]

If you wait until you're married to change your terrible ways....no. Just no. Children, if you have ANY doubts about the marriage, please bring them up BEFORE the planning starts. Wishful thinking won't save a marriage thats doomed before it starts. Just ask my parents.

[@eph2vv89only1way]

And even if the planning has started, it's better to lose a few dollars than to lose your happiness

[@sadespain01]

Yeah, you're not going to suddenly change into a different person once you get married. A happy marriage only comes if you start to work on your crap before.

[@sadespain01]

It's okay for people to cancel a wedding.

[@valenciageode25]

A year or so ago, a cousin of mine was having doubts about getting married. She got a lot of reassurance that she didn’t need to go through with it. I am so glad she backed out. I think a relative of the groom said that if they couldn’t get a refund on the venue, they’d throw a huge party.

[@mztweety1374]

@@valenciageode25 now that I like. It makes sure the money won't get wasted and who doesn't like a great party!?

[@h2ohydrox]

My wife's brother was getting married. Months before the wedding, the bride threw a massive tantrum that my wife had gotten pregnant and was going to have our first child around the same time as the wedding (it ended up being the same day, we made it to the wedding but missed the reception). Threw a second tantrum because everyone at the reception kept asking where my wife was. Threw a third tantrum because one guest "wore white" (it was a dark beige, not even close). On the way to the hospital, my wife had said she felt bad that we were missing the reception. I told her not to worry, we'd be going to her brother's second wedding soon enough. Less than three years later, we were doing just that.

[@sadespain01]

Throwing a tantrum because your wife got pregnant and was going to have your baby around the same time as her wedding? I mean, come on. I get wanting a wedding to be special, but the world didn't revolve around her. Yikes.

[@Al3xAckerman]

LOL

[@valenciageode25]

Sounds like she was looking for something to be mad about. Honestly, a niece/nephew sounds like a great wedding present.

[@handsanitizer5127]

I mean technically you guys did make the wedding about you guys since everyone was asking about you two. Things worked out in the end I suppose.

[@h2ohydrox]

@@handsanitizer5127 Haha, to clarify, that was the Dr's/hospital's call, not ours. He was originally due to be born the week before, but the hospital cancelled the original date. We couldn't go any later for health and safety reasons. Oh, and I'd forgotten, but my wife reminded me: if our son had been born when originally intended, he was specifically NOT invited to the wedding. So my wife would've had to stay home anyway.

[@Mark73]

He thought you can't have more than two children in a lifetime. Seriously? WTF? How does someone think that? Has he never heard of people with more than two kids? Or does he think they're all products of cheating?

[@Ricky_Spanishh]

Redneck thinking 🤷

[@JonathanChan212]

Recent mom of nonuplets: Am I a joke to you?

[@Mark73]

@@JonathanChan212 Probably not so much a joke as an urban legend.

[@Lechgang]

Someone's gotta tell that guy about Genghis Khan

[@Nerium_Aquifolium]

@@Lechgang lol

[@casperrabbit7254]

Spoke to a guy who works in a hotel which caters for weddings, he said a good indicator of a doomed marriage is if their first dance song is "Perfect" by Ed Sheeran 🤣

[@lilywashere27]

Why? 😂

[@fymbra360]

LOLLL

[@casperrabbit7254]

@Lily Was Here No idea, but my assumption would be that it's just such a "specifically formulated to be a first dance song" song that it doesn't really "say" anything about the couple 🤔 Like it's very impersonal and generic if that makes sense

[@lilywashere27]

@@casperrabbit7254 I understand, thanks!

[@ashlieryder8211]

@@casperrabbit7254 Probably why my ex decided that was our song. I later found out how noncommittal he was to the relationship, even when we were briefly engaged.

[@NorthernShinigami]

"Walking in on the groom getting railed by one of the groomsmen." my favourite so far 😂

[@legacyrxt7570]

wait i thought it said bride wtf

[@marinchihwai]

Wtf is right that was such a wild line. It caught me so off guard 😂😂😂

[@LongGoneAutumn]

Not a divorce story exactly but still pretty funny. My parents had a big argument because my dad forgot to download the wedding march for my mum to walk down the aisle to. She literally said “I’m smiling right now but I really hate you” whilst taking a photo. Anyways 25 years later and their still going strong 🤷‍♀️

[@croissantsareaustrianactually]

Lol

[@alpyki2588]

Reminds me of my wedding. Groom's family forgot the ring, and their house was 1 1/2 hours away. So I was in the bathroom for quite some time just waiting for them to come back. I think I watched KZbin during that time. Oopsie doodle. Married for 6 years so far.

[@LongGoneAutumn]

@@alpyki2588 oopsie- I wish you both the best 😂

[@seantaggart7382]

She still smiled!

[@GiordanDiodato]

my mom lost her engagement ring on their honeymoon in Maine Still married after almost 35 years.

[@MatsuyoRific]

My grandpa couldn't understand why my dad was marrying this woman. Fortunately, after over a decade of neglect and mental abuse that nearly took my dad from me, he finally wised up and turned my stepmom, into my ex-stepmom.

[@sadespain01]

I'm sorry he went through that.

[@TrueNamelessOne]

You should change the colour of the personal commentary, so we know that it's you, and not the story.

[@mylw4387]

YES that's a great idea, I can never tell whether reddit is speaking or he is speaking

[@snowarmth]

00:05 Story #01: Betting on the Date of the Divorce 00:15 Story #02: She's My Personal Cook, Dishwasher and Washing Machine 00:34 Story #03: Groom's Mistress with a Legendary Bitch Slap 00:45 Story #04: Stabby, Drunk Groom 01:14 Story #05: I'm Only Changing Now that We're Married 01:32 Story #06: She Flinched when He tried to Kiss Her 01:36 Story #07: Till Death, or Divorce, do We Part 01:42 Story #08: I Don't Think We'll be Married for Long 01:51 Story #09: Roofie Sabotage 02:20 Story #10: Controlling Bride 03:23 Story #11: Chose Marriage over Court 06:32 Story #12: Groom gets Frisky with Bridesmaid 06:40 Story #13: Druggie Erotic Bride 06:54 Story #14: They Couldn't Agree on Anything 07:03 Story #15: You May Kiss Her Cheek 07:23 Story #16: Husband Makes out with Bridesmaid 07:28 Story #17: Evil Laughter 07:45 Story #18: LET ME INNN 08:00 Story #19: Canceled Cancellation for a Three Minute Wedding 08:28 Story #20: Six Months of Dance Lessons vs. Alcohol 09:04 Story #21: Facial from Cake 09:14 Story #22: She's "Late" to be Married at the Age of 19 09:29 Story #23: The Groomsmen were too Sexy 09:32 Story #24: He Made Her Scream 09:53 Story #25: $50K on a Disney Wedding 10:00 Story #26: He Looked at the Bridesmaid when he said "I Do" 10:07 Story #27: I'm Not Done Dancing 10:27 Story #28: God, I Wish I Was Single 10:41 Story #29: Thanks For Settling For Me 10:47 Story #30: Crazy Friend Group 11:08 Story #31: Who's the Father? 11:19 Story #32: He Said the Wrong Name 11:36 Story #33: She Cheated the Day Before her Wedding.. 12:05 Story #34: Chaotic Cuz 13:28 Story #35: He Paid the Housekeeper for Head 13:39 Story #36: She Scammed her Husband 13:54 Story #37: Groom at a Male Strip Club 14:02 Story #38: Uncultured Swines 15:08 Story "#38" Bride Drinks Alone when Ex Shows Up 15:24 Story "#38": Don't get Shown Up 15:38 Story "#39": They Met 8 Months Ago, She was Pregnant 7 Months 16:35 Story "#40": I Always Thought I Would be the One to Marry Him 16:50 Story "#40": Racist Homophobic 17:14 Story "#41": Groom Being Rude 17:23 Story "#42": Rude to Other Woman 18:30 Story "#43": 438 Days Over Two 19:14 Story "#44": All You Care About is Money

[@Wlandimsilva]

Rainy, a unsung hero.

[@duckmeat4674]

Deserve two extra 0s on your likes

[@snowarmth]

@@duckmeat4674 I'll try to get the first zero from my bank account, and the second one from how many friends I have! :D Thank you for the sweet comments~ I hope you both have a nice day.

[@olserknam]

Story #11 was like a rollercoaster of second-hand embarrassment

[@jessybelike]

legit kept getting wilder

[@Chris-55]

Oh my god Story 11 was just TOO MUCH, HOW IS YOUR LIFE THAT F-ED UP?!?!?

[@snailsaredumb9412]

Lying for upvotes.

[@purpleconvict4152]

Innit 😂😂 would make a great black comedy movie

[@EmmaHopman]

It's so utterly insane. It just kept getting worse.

[@cassandrakennedy8182]

@@snailsaredumb9412 no snails are cool and smart also yeah probably

[@alkv7604]

I think its fake, but if its real, holy.... These people need an exorcist

[@shortgirlshorts]

Listening to things like this makes me glad that I got married in a courthouse. Also still going strong 16 yrs later

[@stanleypines1026]

What a horrible place to get married

[@shortgirlshorts]

@@stanleypines1026 Why?

[@scdl-m2z]

congrats!

[@scdl-m2z]

@@stanleypines1026 horrible how?

[@stanleypines1026]

@@shortgirlshorts Very clinical and not at all where a deep ceremony such as marriage should take place

[@usagi18]

My dad said the wrong name at the vows. He said "I, (mom's name), take thee (his name) to be my beloved wife....". The marriage lasted 40 years and three kids, till dad passed away.

[@rustyhowe3907]

Tbh that's wholesome.

[@usagi18]

@@rustyhowe3907 Yup... that was an ice breaker :3

[@nownow4323]

What a champ

[@shadow_shine3578]

Aww

[@maxfan1591]

Not *at* the wedding; my wife and I actually predicted it *before* the wedding. A guy I knew at work got married. A couple of weeks after the wedding he went overseas for four months, unaccompanied, on a work deployment with dozens of other unaccompanied employees - male and female. Everyone at work knew the people on the deployment were at it like rabbits. We were surprised the marriage lasted long enough for them to have two kids. Not a plot twist: this was his third marriage, and he'd also been engaged between his first and second marriages. He was unfaithful in all three marriages and in the broken engagement, and left his first wife about a month after their only child was born. Fairly sure his third wife knew all this, and still married him and let him go overseas. He's now married for a fourth time, and fathered a kid with her too...

[@melissacooper8724]

It's people like him who deserve to get neutered!

[@plsguidemethroughtheabyssmona]

What are those women who were and the person who is with him smoking...

[@franklingonzalez1003]

The one about the groom getting railed by one of the groomsmen.🤯

[@panpan9861]

It's sounds like a plot for a gay porn movie.

[@valenciageode25]

I remember a year ago my mom was talking a lot about a physically distant cousin who was having second thoughts about her marriage. She got a lot of reassurance from the family that she doesn’t have to go through with it. These stories make me even gladder she decided against it. Someone, I think a relative of the groom, said that if they couldn’t get a refund on the venue, they’d have a heck of a party.

[@MsJubjubbird]

The thing is proposals are so quick. Like you get asked to make a huge life-changing decision in about thirty seconds, which is not enough time to think it through clearly.

[@magik97]

​@@MsJubjubbird what's the point of dating someone for so long then? It's not like they're proposing to some stranger they've only met recently

[@MsJubjubbird]

@@magik97 Because living expensive and both men and women have interests and careers now. People are also more risk averse. So many people want to wait until the time is right and are really certain that it works out- often we start to relax about two years into a relationship and our true self comes through- before making the huge commitment.

[@mistymathis257]

Not even at the wedding - while my soon to be husband and I were registering for gifts another couple were also there registering. They argued about everything - silverware, glasses, china, etc. And not the whispered hissing at each other argument. Full on screaming we could hear across the store. Hubs and I rolled our eyes knowing if they couldn’t agree on a place setting, how would they survive a real disagreement. Thankfully hubs and I are about to celebrate 20 years. Second story, 19 year old receptionist at the law firm I worked at was about to marry the 18 year old boy she was dating for less than 6 months. I asked her if she was sure they shouldn’t have a longer engagement, 3 months out. Her response, “Nah. If it doesn’t work I’ll just get a divorce.” They didn’t last a year.

[@sadespain01]

If divorce it an option, and people have sex before marriage, *what* is the point of getting married?

[@fredcoleman6594]

My thoughts exactly 😂

[@pisces2569]

@@sadespain01taxes

[@excaliburofgachagames9241]

My dad told me that at his marriage, when he stepped out the car, my grandpa told him while pointing into the car "Last chance". My dad was so fed up with his parents controlling a lot of things that he ended up going through with the marriage. Plot twist: Mom and dad are divorced. Wish my grandpa was still around so I could ask him if a certain girl would have worked out or not. Oh well.

[@galahad695]

broo ... "she flinched when he tried to kiss her" why did she even accept to marry him ?

[@tuttipuffi1302]

The groom from the second story deserves the most respect out of all of us, an eye for an eye, an arm for an arm, if you harm another, then expect to be harmed

[@lizzytroy9503]

Oh boy I have one. My mother had a classic princess themed wedding for her first marriage. Went all out with a ball gown, puffy sleeves, tiara, train, and lace. The groom's family made fun of her dress and refused to speak a word to her when she went table to table to greet guests. They drank themselves drunk before my mother decided to have them removed. Groom defended his family until the end. My mother said the marriage ended due to the groom's continual infidelity, and for keeping his imbred family history a secret. Like, first cousins and brothers/sisters type of imbred... My mom and him actually end up having a kid together (my oldest sister) before she found out, but my oldest sister has not been in touch since I was 18. So 5 years, give or take.

[@360entertainment2]

That’s an interesting story but the term you’re thinking of is Inbred!

[@Laurel_Griffin]

I'm probably going to get bashed for this, but props to the groom for defending his woman from the brother. Alcohol is pretty much no filter for people so... guess that tells you a little about the groom

[@beastmaster0934]

I agree. BIL sounded like a total piece of shit.

[@MsJubjubbird]

Murder is not the answer. No point going down to his level and ruining your marriage by starting it off in prison.and giving yourself a record- though he probably has one already. Instead move state, notify the police and cut off all contact.

[@jonesnori]

Defending, yes. Murdering, no. You can draw boundaries without violence.

[@jrbr549]

I went to a wedding reception at a corner bar. Not a hall, just the bar. The woman who caught the bouquet was about 300lbs. When the garter was tossed no one went for it a guy picked it up with his hook. Oh, the reason they got married was to save money on the insurance on their new (used) Trans-Am. It lasted 3 months.

[@tom-qj6uw]

I am sorry to hear that the new (used) Trans-Am lasted only 3 months.

[@simonfea2]

Hay, us big bitches get married too.

[@fionna_cool_girl]

What the hell is story 9??? Who drugs someone like that?!! I'm glad the wife and everyone else understood what was going on and didn't blame the groom.

[@LadyBern]

The stabby groom could that count as self defense since he was technically making verbal threats and the bride felt "threatened".

[@ParadoxPerson02]

Stuff like this makes me scared to even try and ever get into a relationship with anyone.

[@jonesnori]

There are tons of good, healthy marriages and happy weddings! They don't make these roundups, that's all. Go into any relationship with your eyes open, be ready to negotiate your differences sensitively and kindly, and make sure you develop some shared activities (other than in the bedroom).

[@andreaelizabeth5494]

Story number 10….. it is cheaper and easier to walk away from a wedding at the last moment than go through a divorce.

[@christophersanders3252]

I really love weddings. My church has never had a dramatic wedding like this. Couples choose to have a lot of counseling from their elders before getting married. This helps ensure they are right for eachother and are marrying for the right reasons. Couples also work with wedding planners in our church who have the process streamlined and simple with the result being consistently amazing wedding days. Schedules are carefully planned. The whole church pitches in on decor, food, the ceremony itself. Most weddings have over 400 people in attendance, and if you couldn’t invite someone, don’t worry. You’ll see them at the wedding anyway because they’ll be helping serve food or run the celebration. I’ve gotten to be a groomsman for two of my pals so far. I get up at 4 am to cook an amazing breakfast for everybody and we all eat and pray for the ceremony and change into our tuxes. No drama, just excitement. We start the ceremony promptly every time. No delays! We don’t serve alcohol so no one is behaving wildly. We do serve the best iced coffee though.

[@SilverSkitty]

2:21 this one made me mad. If you really want everything to be perfect then HIRE A PROFESSIONAL. Don’t cheap out and put the burden of decorating on your friends and family

[@Objective-Observer]

My BIL had been a confirmed bachelor. Professed his whole life, he was never getting married. Reached his 40's, and his mid life crisis was a wife. The wedding was expensive and lavish, because she and her father were music directors and teachers in the area, so everyone knew them. My spouse, MIL and I drove straight through to the wedding. We were the only people there for the groom; he might have had a couple of local friends there. We were in the Bride's home, with all of her family [4-5 siblings] and her siblings kept teasing about Her Control Issues. They were relentless! BIL swore they would not divorce; this was for life! He lasted 7 years.

[@CentralScotlandBusesYT]

Story 11 Is The Most Messed Up Thing I Have Ever Heard (3:24)

[@xerowolf4242]

"Back to normal stories" Had me dying LMAO

[@trishnjasperCarnivorePack]

your reaction to story 11 slayed me LOL it was both the funniest and most accurate reaction to that mess.

[@iknowwherethewildthingis2555]

My then husband had one job. To pick the song we dance to. Ok. We start to dance and the song plays. “Look at us baby, up all night, tearing each other apart”… holy crap really? Shoulda run right then.

[@dmitrisohan3s890]

Dawg, i absolutley love your videos

[@jonathaneaton]

She was shaking her head “No” when she said “I do”

[@LarryXLR]

"I later found out that the woman at the reception was the groom's mother." It's the afterparty and you don't know anyone? Bruh, were you even invited to that wedding? lmfao

[@Mizuwooof]

My parents got married 20 years ago and they are still going strong ☺️

[@alkv7604]

Aww! That's so nice for you! Im glad for your parents! Mine lasted 14 or so years, but it was a friendly divorce, they just didn't love eachother anymore, but are still good friends

[@scdl-m2z]

@@alkv7604 lmao mine fucking hate each other

[@isabelaatenska]

@@scdl-m2z same lol

[@StreetWarrior24]

So sweet. ♥ 34 years this December for my folks. We're truly blessed.

[@wistyroamlands7495]

50 years, he died, she..er.. ...Went for a 20 year younger than her guy (in his 50's) who is disabled and can upgrade his living situation drastically to live in her house that late husband bought for our FAMILY that we are now kicked out of. I haven't spoken to her in a long time, narcissistic parent sucks. Note I'm not mad because he's disabled, I'm mad because she is so self loathing that she turned down several successful men for arbitrary things to go after a guy who literally had nothing else and couldn't run away from her. I actually took care of my father, not her, and it sucks to lose the house when I have kids. I know she can't/won't ACTUALLY take care of a disabled guy, will only date disabled guys, and he is using her to get out of assisted care/crappy living. It's just a messed up relationship and I lost my mom and my dad. :(

[@caliborn65]

Story 11 is horrendously hilarious.....Can only have two kids in his lifetime? LOL

[@catherinemarsh6361]

While taking pictures after wedding the bride cussed out her mother and new mother in law from the alter. It lasted 45 days.

[@biikobeats]

Ngl half these people are horrible friends for watching their loved ones walk into fire like that lmao

[@LILLIANARTE]

Wedding anxiety is a lazy excuse to justify being obnoxious and rude to people. I’m so sick of that phrase being said for people getting married. Whether you have a bad day, a bad week, or a lot of stress, you don’t get a pass to be a terrible human being EVER.

[@kaw8473]

Acquaintance of mine married a man of a different religion and to the shock of no one, the wedding was a disaster. They decided to marry after less than 6 months total of knowing eachother, on NEW YEARS DAY. My husband and I were hung over from New Years celebrations but managed to make it. You could tell neither of the families wanted to be there and there wasn't enough food. They got pregnant immediately and were divorced within 2 years. Not sure if there's a moral to this story but please be sure you know someone for longer than a few months before you marry them.

[@wistyroamlands7495]

So far of my life time, the people I've known personally that decided marriage was the best option in under 6 months of knowing them have ALL ended in divorce. (Is that even surprising?)

[@jonesnori]

The two religions thing can totally work, though it takes careful, sensitive planning and negotiation. Getting married six months in is pretty darn risky, though. My late husband and I were together ten years before we finally married. That might be a little on the long side, but it worked out well for us.

[@xXRagnarok9Xx]

Omg wish I had caught this before it was made into a video. My uncle's wedding was aweful! Ceremony was great. Music was great. Cake was beautiful. So here we are at the reception and they give some speeches and he goes to kiss his new wife. I shit you not, the SECOND their lips touched, lightening hit the house and the whole place lost power and everyone hit the deck......They are now divorced

[@m.p.2534]

Reminds me when I was in my younger 20s. I once met a guy who seemed nice. Of course, I only saw him as a friend but he seemed to only want to spend more and more time with me, even though I had my own life and always loved being single. He would even call me his favourite girl nearly every evening. A few weeks later, he told me out of nowhere he had a 20 year old girlfriend he had been with long before meeting me and was gonna marry her since she was pregnant and he wanted his future kid to grow up in a happy family. At first, I was happy for them... But then, I noticed that this " friend of mine" was spending less and less time with his girlfriend and more with me, even trying to secretly involve me more and more in his wedding preparation. Soon after, when I said I wanted to meet his fiancée because she seemed like a sweet girl and it was weird he never introduced us, he would always found an excuse like "she is too tired because of the baby" or "she is visiting her family for some times". Soon after, out of nowhere during the night, he texted me, confessing I was the only girl for him, that he loved and needed me most in his life. And then he had the audacity to add he wanted me in secret to live closer to his new house (paid by his parents and the parents of his fiancée) and still wanted to enter in a serious relationship with me. Disgusted, I reminded him we never were anything more than friends and yelled at him, how it was disgusting treating his fiancée and mother of his future kid like that. Finally, for the greater good, I told him we couldn't be friends anymore. He had looked heartbroken but we never saw or talked to each other since then. Seriously, I feel so sad for that poor young woman who is now his wife. I really hope he woke up and their marriage will last, for the sake of his new family...

[@jonesnori]

Are you sure there really was a girlfriend? He sounds pretty delusional.

[@GinaJAbreu-sb1bs]

You never file the marriage certificate until AFTER the wedding just in case you change your mind lol

[@simonfea2]

You can't file until after the ceremony because the officiant of the ceremony and at least one witness must sign the paperwork. In California, my husband and I had 90 days to change our mind after the date the certificate was filed.

[@immortalsofar5314]

Only a year into the marriage, we were playing cards against humanity with the couple. She chose "I drink to forget...my relationship status". The card was played by her husband.

[@keithmays8076]

That 11th story was like the first line of a Johnny Cash song. 🎼I hear a train a comin'. It's rolling round the bend.😂

[@tylerharris2689]

I hope all cheaters only have toxic relationships

[@AliSakurai]

Kneeling down to my husband and wash his feet after I say my vows? Nope nope and nope!

[@benjamingardner3314]

Got distracted by the snow boarding game, I swear I saw the guy scoot with a free foot once or twice like he was skate boarding. I didn't know that's a thing in snow boarding.

[@gracien7946]

The groom existing 😂😂😂😂😂😂 i’m dead🤣

[@lyndim100]

At my first marriage, I couldn’t get the words “I will be a loving and faithful wife” out of my mouth. Weird , but the words just wouldn’t come out….. we were married 48 hours.

[@skyelindsey687]

THAT is what caused the rift in the relationship. Not him disappearing for a month to live with his ex, not the inviting of said ex to the wedding, not the swallowing of the engagement ring which put them in massive debt, not him still willing to cheat on her… But him calling her a cheater because he “can’t father more than 2 kids”… 🤦🏻‍♀️

[@360entertainment2]

I seriously think people need to have an intelligence exam administered before they’re allowed to breed!

[@luthohlazo7431]

"Back to normal stories"🤣🤣 that was a whole lot🥵

[@Inasafespot]

The bride, whom most of us had never met barely spent any time with the groom apart from the meals, cutting the cake and obligatory photos, can’t even remember there being a first dance. She spent the rest of the time with her friends and family. Most of the family had not met her previously, they never attended family functions nor was there any interaction at the function. The closest we were able to her was during the rushed picture taking. They leave for the Honeymoon, huge overseas trip where the Groom spends thousands buying the brand name handbags and shoes she wanted. Within a week of returning she was gone, taking all of his possessions with her, that’s when we find out she had done it all before and that her ex husband had warned the groom when they started dating but he was too lovestruck. Karma did catch up to her for another reason, the groom was told that not long after she was sacked from her job at a bank and paraded out wearing shiny handcuffs by the police.

[@Doc1855]

After the “I Do’s” of my first wedding on our way to sign our marriage certificate, I heard a voice SCREAMING in my head, “RUN, RUN FOR YOUR LIFE AND DONT LOOK BACK”. I should have listened to my normally still small voice. Less than 5 years later if Sex were fast food, she would have had Golden Arches over her bed… Over 45 million served ! During her last pregnancy there was only a 25% chance that the baby was mine. The first 2 years after our divorce she had gotten married 3 more times and divorced 3 more times. She had Rounded Heals… every time a man walked up to her she fell on her back. She had a mattress strapped to her back. The last guy she was having sex with during our marriage was her married pastor. She’s a Math teacher who lives in southern WA state. I’m sure if I gave her name then most of southern WA would know who she is…

[@tantanu9787]

What surprises me is that such women manage to bring overy other fling to a marriage. Just, how???

[@desleymatthews3576]

Weddings sound like so much fun, im going to my older half-sister's wedding in October some time

[@jackidemchak4863]

Is the guy who roofied his brother named Rafi perhaps? Does he have a thing for toilet kitchens, pocket dogs, and fantasy football? Does he have a buddy named Taco?

[@nate8313]

you know when you get those ads for mobile games where they're being played intentionally bad to get you to go "AGH! i could do better!" and download the game? i just looked up the game being played in this video just so i could see it being played perfectly, props if it's OP's gameplay but MAN was it vexing to watch them miss checkpoints. it's called Riders Republic btw to anyone wanting to check it out, looks pretty fun!

[@Avidman42]

Groom is getting embarrassingly sloshed with his buddies. Bride asks Groom to maybe slow down on the drinking on their wedding day. Groom tells Bride "F*ck you" Bride storms off in anger. Bride just signed decree last week.

[@Thrakerzog]

I went to a wedding years ago with a girl I was dating. I knew the marriage wouldn't last when the bride and groom left for the honeymoon with the bride's mother -sitting between them in the car!

[@breadthathatesmustard5800]

The groom to be said the wrong name at the alter during the wedding! He said his ex's name (who he was still close friends with) after she showed up unexpectedly at the wedding in London. The bride to be was not impressed! After minimal contact and numerous apologies, the bride gave him an ultimatum to end it or never see his ex again, which he accepted. She became very controlling and after he went to hang out with his friends again (including the ex) his new wife called him, only to find this out and end the relationship with a divorce. The groom's 2nd of 3 😏🦕

[@tom-qj6uw]

Ah, season 5 of 'Friends'.

[@bkitteh6295]

... seems so familiar, but I can't quite put my finger on it. 🧑🏻🤵👧🏼👩🏻👫

[@PhilJonesIII]

My parents are in their 90s. Their 70-something anniversary coming up. Both are happy and healthy. Their secret? 40 years of being divorced. Apart, they are both the sweetest and kindest people you could know. Together, and the violence toward each other knew no bounds. Growing up, I never doubted that that one would eventually go too far. And yes, she gave as got as she got, often instigating the violence. Their divorce and separation was a blessing .

[@canadianlucifer8446]

So many of these involve alcohol. Can people not just have a good time without drinking? Getting drunk almost always ruins stuff

[@grendelbiter303]

I was so distracted how bad that game was being played in the background, like watching a train wreck.

[@oreofoxgamerx6028]

Did you play this game before? I have no idea what this game is

[@grendelbiter303]

@@oreofoxgamerx6028 No sorry I don't know what game it is, looks like a console game though, probably XBox.

[@AngryReptileKeeper]

You know the complaints some people make about how the "institution of marriage" is being weakened or destroyed, and blame gay people, millennials, secularism, etc? If anyone has ruined the institution of marriage, it's married people. Out of all the people in my life who are or have been married, everyone has had a shit marriage (often multiple) except my parents.

[@basillah7650]

Ruined by parents forcing their kids to get married i changed my mind about marrying a girl because of stupid mother trying to push me into it not something for her to choose. ruined by people getting preggo by having unprotected sex and being forced into it and ruined by other person seeing them as nothing more than a trophy wife (meaning they get replaced when to old) or by lazy women never wanting to work so they get married to have the man take care of her.

[@GreenBoy9000]

Don't forget: child brides were/are a thing. Kids are forcefully arranged/married off to adults.

[@swedishmeatball4382]

My brother's wedding was... interesting. Where do I start? Maybe with the wedding photographer. She was a distant friend of my ex-SIL's older sister who somehow heard about the wedding and asked to be the photographer as she wanted to start a new career as a wedding photographer and needed to build up a portfolio. So far so good. As she was a distant friend she knew a little about my SIL's family, and knew that they had one cousin on their dad's side whom we can call Cousin. She knew that Cousin and ex-SIL were close, but Cousin wasn't attending the wedding. So the photographer walked up to his parents and made a "joke". - I've noticed tha't Cousin isnt here. I thought he would rather be dead than miss the wedding, har har. The answer she got from the uncle was... well, not what she had expected. - Yes, his funeral was yesterday. Cousin and his friends had been on their way home from a music festival when they blew a tire. They stepped out of their car to shift the tire when they were mowed down by a semi and all four were killed instantly. The wedding photographer didn't interact with anyone after that and took about 200 pictures of the wedding cake instead. My ex-SIL abandoned the wedding reception a couple of hours in to party with her besties. They had been sitting in a corner refusing to interact with anyone else. Anyone who attempted to speak to them were insulted and told to eff off. Charming ladies. My brother's best friend refused to attend the wedding because "the bride was too ugly". I guess he has his eyes closed when doing the dirty then, as he began banging her on the honeymoon. And yes, the cheating was the primary reason for the divorce, during which my dear ex-SIL also abused their kittens. My brother's only condition during the divorce was that he got sole custody of the kittens due to her abuse, and they are now almost 14 year old extremely spoiled senior gentlemen. Oh, and my darling Mom told me during the wedding reception (where I had been placed in a corner far away from anyone in the wedding party of that I knew) that there was only place for four people in the family and as my brother now was married it would be best if I never called or visited again. That was my highlight of the day.

[@nownow4323]

My god this was wild to read

[@mookieluvr]

This entire post was like 7 punches to the throat. I can only imagine how it felt to LIVE that.

[@joycegregg6376]

I hope you are doing well in spite of your mother's unbelievable attitude. I hope you have created your own circle of friends.

[@monroerobbins7551]

I remember a story a pal of mine told me. Whether or not it’s true, I don’t know. Bride was getting hitched to a rather conservative, rather prudish fellow. He was kind, but just so nervous. The bride suggested that, for the bachelor’s and bachelorette’s parties, they have a “one last night of fun” with anyone they found. They trusted each other, and she wanted him to have fun, and not feel constrained because of her. The parties were set up, they went out. The two ended up in the same bar, which they found so funny. They actually found an explorative couple that they hooked up with for the night. The couple’s still together.

[@yungmetrogaming9487]

Story 11 makes me think The Groom was kinda right to call the bride a “dumb Woman” cuz soooo soooo many red flags like dude disappeared for a month and she still insisted

[@lhproductions61]

I was in the bridal party, at a gay wedding the week of the wedding everyone was BLACKOUT drunk except for the children and people who didn’t drink. Alcohol was even included in the wedding, go pros attached to giant bottles that were passed around the reception. Neither of the brides were sober, divorced after two years.

[@zack_a11ack]

The 438 days one is actually really sad…

[@blacksquid270]

Sad sure but it's a cautionary tale, when a person is swept up in the whirlwind of love they have to stop and ask themselves, "okay I'm madly in love with this person but do they feel the same way about me"? A lot of heartache can be avoided if people ask themselves that basic question.

[@penguinZ85]

My parents were at a double wedding and during the ceremony, the officiant said that one of the couples wasn’t going to make it.

[@wolfskinchanger]

My older brother's wedding. From the moment I arrived, even the casual pre-wedding chatter felt like everyone was just going through the motions (already not a good sign). Then, in the middle of the ceremony, the officiant clumsily inserted a speech about fixing a broken-down motorcycle as a long and awkward simile for dealing with relationship problems; he was quite clearly reciting half-remembered lines supplied by someone else, and at one point had to ask the room whether it was better to repair or replace a specific part. The marriage lasted longer than I thought it would, but still less than three years.

[@enucxus]

Is this channel connected to AM I A JERK? I just randomly saw this channel haha just subbed looking forward to the contents plus you sound like someone i've heard before haha 😁 anyway keep up the good work!

[@explodeygames7585]

Yes, it's owned and voiced by the same creators who own Am I the Jerk? :)

[@sallywitch1]

17:20 the shade of "the groom existing " was excelnt 😂

[@Leonismychild]

I’m too scared to get married. Like it’s supposed to be a magical thing, i think. To me, there are too many negatives to even consider it, i don’t get it.

[@alicianelson1252]

Why do people think it’s a good idea to get married over an unwanted pregnancy no one gives a shit if the child is born out of wedlock

[@wasperfly]

Wait so the husband killed the brother that *shot his wife* and *wished he'd killed her*, and that's supposed to be a sign of divorce?

[@bkitteh6295]

Imho, any marriage that begins with a stabbing is sort of problematic.

[@rustyhowe3907]

Well whilst it's nice-ish he stood up for his wife...he also stabbed someone to death over words (seeing it wasn't a shooting at that moment so it wasn't a case of defending someone). So yeah I'd gtfo too, just imagine if he's capable of killing over words what he'd be like in times of action or crisis. How soon would he get violent on her if she disagreed with something? Things like that.

[@wasperfly]

@@rustyhowe3907 The brother had literally attempted to kill her before, and his words were "I wish I'd killed you". That is quite literally a threat from someone who they knew was capable of violence. Also, talk shit get hit lol.

[@ChromeBezerker]

9:02 oh good for her!

[@federicoae7671]

North Carolina Jan's story is amazing

[@360entertainment2]

That whole story was like a bad comedy and no one told them, I hope “Jan” at least is doing ok!

[@Cybonator]

Wooden bow-ties. Any wedding where the groom and groomsmen wear wooden bow-ties will end in divorce.

[@eric98292]

The story of Jan is a dumpster fire that get hit by a train.

[@rustyhowe3907]

Of which the train goes right off the rails.

[@monus782]

Stories 11 and 34 were one hell of a ride to listen to

[@melissacooper8724]

Story 10: If the bridegroom had second thoughts about getting married, why didn't he just tell everyone it was off? Yes, most things are nonrefundable, but at least it would've saved him from getting divorced.

[@HankScorpio64]

First cousins wedding. Then dude did not wanna be there. He was only marrying her cause he got her pregnant. Come to find out the groom screwed on her bridesmaids in the bathroom of the reception area. The marriage lasted about 18 months and took 3 years to make the divorce final. The stupidly effed part in all this I ended up raising my little cousin more than both the parents did and he turned out be a really good kid. After he graduated high school he worked on getting his IT certifications and works as a Linux administrator for our local ISP. ( I will admit I may have help got him that job cause I knew the dude who was head of that dept) and he's been there for about 3 years and does well.

[@AnotherOpinion695]

09:27 I had to replay it a few times i choked on my water on that one---

[@karenevans1889]

Once at a cousins wedding I saw the bride absolutely out of it telling guest that this won't last a year.they got divorced 6 months later

[@Rosewolf29]

I’ve heard stories of shit mils, but damn some brides be hella crazy.

[@aniruddhbhatkal1834]

"Back to normal stories" Yeah even stabby groom and shooty brother-in-law were more normal than that one!

[@saintsheepy6682]

In the original Reddit thread of story 11, one reply by the OP mentioned that the last thing mentioned of the groom was that he tried to steal a dog....only for him to get his face bitten. Surprised it was in North Carolina though, not Alabama.

[@liahmacncheese7495]

11:34 anyone immediately pictured Ross Geller here?🤣🤣🤣

[@gatmannnn]

At a wedding during the wedding, the power went out, the reception hall got flooded AND the best men left right after the wedding. They lasted 7 months

[@drawingdoritu]

story 23 is just crazy. Imagine them noticing you, then you just shut the door. Contemplate your existence, then stare awkwardly during the wedding. The levels of awkward there would be as high as the heavens

[@brendahartstern4565]

When the bride fell off the bar stool before the ceremony, and then fell walking down the aisle

[@rinistephenson5550]

I feel like such a failure - at my wedding no one got drunk and there weren't any fistfights! :D

[@ChefAtPlay]

Used to be an exec Chef at a very well known wedding venue in my area, used to get a lot of these moments. Best funniest one I ever experienced was getting back tot he kitchen after service and my mate who worked with me telling me "yeah that couple ain't gonna last". I just had a laugh but mate says to me "you'll understand after shift". So skip to after shift, we walk home to the shared house on the farm and find the bride with one of my sous chefs who happened to be off that night. Groom was a cool dude, we still go fishing today

[@jeffmccrea9347]

I swear this is an absolutely true story. This was my first marriage. After living together for 6 months, we were so excited about getting married and her well off mother was paying for the BIG event. Come the day of the wedding, we were standing at the alter, taking our vows. "I now pronounce you man and wife". I kissed her and something unseen forced me to run out the side door and I cried bitter tears without a clue as to why. One of my mother's friends followed me out and asked why I was crying? I D-O-N-'T K-N-O-W!!! 5 years and 3 boyfriends later, I got custody of my 2 sons in the divorce and I didn't shed a single tear in all of those 5 years. One of which, I found out 4 years later through a simple blood test, that the oldest wasn't mine. Ex and I have A+ blood. He has O--. I was too attached to him, by then, to let him go back to his mother so I never mentioned it to him or her. I guess I paid the tears in advance. On a lighter note, 4 years after the divorce, I started dating a girl at the end of August of that year. She moved in, in October and we were married at the end of November. Our first child was born 3 years later so it wasn't a shotgun wedding. Think I'm stupid? Short version, I've known her since she was born. She was 20 and I was 34. Stupid yet? Nah, on the 22nd of this month, we'll be married 35 years and she hasn't given me a moment's pause in all that time. I'm a happy hubby for sure. My ex took her first boyfriend 6 months after the wedding and I was looking over my shoulder for the next 4.5 years. FU(K YOU, Brenda!!!