What Happened To Shock Sites

Video: • A Brief History of Sho...
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[@flaninty2705]

youtube becomes a shock site with pyros haircut

[@prandy37]

Slop shock

[@Ilikespagetti]

Yeah its scary

[@redwiltshire1816]

Nah the shocking part is that he kept it for so long

[@johnsalamii]

i find this funnier than 90% of pyro hair jokes tbh

[@reapergames2804]

jezus this might be the roast of the decade lmao

[@Dirito64]

Two lovely girls on my screen

[@bogey47]

😎

[@DelGray]

Bro in the vid needs to fuckin blink holy

[@SoberCake]

I suspect they're both secretly men

[@Kazuhira2249]

so true

[@Missingno_Fan]

​@@DelGraywhich girl?

[@00pium_Mero]

25-minute video. How did bro turn it to an hour and 40 minutes video? Bro fluent in yappnese

[@RottenBranch]

hes high on the caffeine from the yappuchino he ordered.

[@redwiltshire1816]

Really? You are asking how pyro is able to inflate things?

[@shockhuman7642]

royalty, gym freak, furry inflation vore fart, 20$ bottle of water yapping sounds: guys august 27 darkwood frfr.

[@akosv96]

Bro is a yappnese cultural expert

[@friendhaus1858]

sponsorblock filler filter has the video down to 37:55 lol

[@hm096]

She’s got that fluoride stare

[@CendricOfForwesterchestershire]

103 likes and no comment? let me sai b wjaknwuodbajksj;dkba wjodbuoa; jnw d;iwoanbjlw k/ms,dkbwo;uajnskd .wao;bsjdnk wa., that.

[@wienerhymier]

Her fov is set to high

[@Sheridan2LT]

She's reading off a teleprompter, you can tell by the way her eyes dart left to right.

[@BigSamWin]

The Raped

[@ForestCal]

pyro extending the video like he extends the darkwood video release

[@Alex-zh7fb]

at this point im not gonna be surprised if darkwood gets released next year

[@joenathan8594]

GTA 6 before Darkwood

[@baid-]

only next year?

[@apersoninexistence143]

WHEN IS IT COMING OUT ITS SEPTEMBER. AUGUST IS OVER

[@antochs]

he said it is coming out early september (it is definetly not coming out early september)

[@mfcx3438]

​@@antochs11th of september 5pm gdp

[@27McCracken]

It’s become a game to me to guess how long the og video is just by looking at pyros runtime

[@lockerbuddy2039]

This is a 4 minute video

[@AceoxTries]

25:06 minute long original video - Pyros reaction 1:40:01 wtf He's like... sidequesting the entire game before finishing the main quest. Bro even starts playing a fucking game at some point like wtf is going on lmao.

[@trillsaber8879]

Money 💰

[@d.i.ch.1501]

ADHD

[@You-Know-Youre-Right]

pausing every 30 seconds is insane

[@RickSandwichRoll]

30 seconds is very generous, more like 2

[@glint3924]

@@RickSandwichRoll Yeah, it's probably less than even that.

[@sliwka621]

My filler skipper is going crazy skipping every time this lesbian pauses the video. The timeline looks like a purple mess.

[@lockerbuddy2039]

I'd say you're wrong but I'm 6 minutes into the video and he's just barely under 2:50 in. I don't mind the pausing, i listen to these while I draw or work, etc. so I much prefer this format. Sides, he is usually talking about stuff (loosely) related to the video. I'll absolutely take that over just letting it rip raw and going "so true" and tossing a very forced laugh once every 7 minutes. It's a criticism I get but by now, the people commenting about it should he well aware of the drill by now 😅

[@lockerbuddy2039]

6:06 Literally six seconds later and he hits the "so true", what the hell

[@peepeepo111]

Pyro finding out the bottle incident that caused the fall of Yugoslavia being a real event in history is hilarious I hope he covers it in a slop video

[@byproductofcheese]

Funnest shit I saw in awhile

[@CiinaBunnii]

Unfortunately, Princess Diana being murdered wasn’t a conspiracy theory. If you do a deep dive into it, you’ll soon realize it’s true. Her husband wanted her gone so he could marry his mistress. And he did.

[@strawbweery]

When do I get to the part where I realize it’s true

[@blackpanther3912]

4:44 Pyro: "I'm not a woman, I'm a lesbian"

[@najlev]

PYROZELLA 😻

[@thecoolestguy847]

"Darkwood in August" he said.

[@-Rika]

August 2025

[@thecoolestguy847]

@@-Rika more like 2026

[@themanwhoscreams8810]

why is she looking into my soul like im farming dodogama

[@SuperBangBus]

I am NOT watching a 1h 40 m video made from 25mins of content.

[@RottenBranch]

its actually hard to watch he pauses the video so fucking much

[@SuperBangBus]

@@RottenBranch exactly its like every 5 seconds. I dont wanna hear his adhd head on crack burst out every time and start googling a pointless shit noone cares for 10 minutes straight

[@SinderSoyl]

I like Pyro and his content, and I'm glad he isn't just a react andy letting the video play while he stares at it silently. With that being said, pausing every 3 seconds to go on a 2+ minute rant should be a warcrime. I don't think pyro needs to answer the shitty TTS joke about his hair when it's the 30th one saying the same thing.

[@DudeGigante]

Welcome to youtube. Where you can literally just go watch something else LOL

[@RottenBranch]

@@SuperBangBus bro go to 26:44, and look at how far he is into the video he's watching. it took him 26 minutes to get through 7 minutes of content bro, this is actually diabolical 😭

[@clickedcrispy5597]

25 min vid turned into 1 hour and 40 mins. Truly a master class in making slop and in yapping.

[@Qixity]

only pyro can make a 30 minute video into almost 2 hours

[@fatherofthepigeons2854]

He has actually mastered slop.

[@engineer_focus1889]

3 views in 18 seconds my guy is blowing up!!!!

[@bonkboytf2]

no views, fell off

[@KKKNlgga]

no views, blowing up!

[@engineer_focus1889]

@@bonkboytf2 So true

[@GuineaPigMan2]

*girl

[@_Stayss]

how did this dude manage to quadruple the length of the video its past 10 minutes bro give it up 😭😭😭😭😭

[@themaninpurple7790]

"what is chapel roan" lol

[@losiekk6494]

pyro watching actually good content wow

[@eekie]

literally, i just watched the video by myself a few days ago now in rewatching the video with slop man

[@lowstaar]

amusing for 13 year olds

[@losiekk6494]

@@lowstaar what?

[@losiekk6494]

@@lowstaar what?

[@WWNbroadcasts]

@@losiekk6494actual dementia moment

[@masterelf12]

Shoutout to the brave soul who labeled all of the filler parts because this video went from 1:40:01 to 37:54

[@irem7651]

it was so funny seeing chat trying to get pyro to hate that nux taku guy and pyro just ignoring them lmao

[@KevynPazanin]

I have never seen chat bully someone pyro's watching before What they said about this woman was insane

[@Dinosaurianationazation]

Good god I hate the bit of Pyro being mocked for his appearance. It's SO FUCKING ANNOYING!

[@Slugcatfan1-l6j]

Found pyros alt lmao

[@Dinosaurianationazation]

@@Slugcatfan1-l6j Keep searching buddy.

[@redwiltshire1816]

Someone should make a shock site but it’s just pyros hair

[@BetterKnownThodda]

What happened to the darkwood video

[@ThatDuckOnAUnicycle.]

What happened to my father?

[@You-Know-Youre-Right]

late September :(

[@vSickx]

its coming october :(

[@lockerbuddy2039]

I hear it'll simul-drop with Silksong

[@tinarex1173]

It ain't ever coming out😢

[@partytimefreddy]

Pyro yapping so much that 25 minutes turn into nearly 2 hours

[@faboitas]

I regret going into shock sites again, my past child self is way stronger than I am

[@jamgUNoh]

i have an irrational hate for youtubers that use that stupid tiny mic

[@lowstaar]

Because it's dumb

[@MizuSL0860]

@@lowstaar No dumb tiktok kids use it and it's been overused, much like with other media like songs once it is heavily mainstream we dislike it. It's human nature. Also that and the people who use them think they're pros the moment they pick one up. I myself use a Snowball and a more expensive RODE mic depending on if I'm doing work or gaming. And the snowball gets a lot of hate or used to back in the 2010s. Had the same effect then, every wannabe YT'er had one. It's good but not mad expensive unlike my RODE I use for my voice work.

[@lucasolson66]

⁠@@MizuSL0860bros doing a character study on children cause they can’t afford expensive microphones

[@manboy4720]

it's not their fault they can't drop 5k on a mic or something.

[@bathwaterseller7080]

Really? for me its just because shes a woman.

[@BanEatingFrogs]

25:35 “I need Dr Pepper, I need Dr Pepper” me too.. me too

[@MetodaMAN]

being same age as pyro im schocked he doesnt know tubgirl

[@christonadams9046]

The power Pyro has to extend a 25 minute to an hour and 40 minutes is insane

[@Viper45-g2f]

Bro pausing every 2 NANOSECONTS makes a 25 minute video AN HOUR AND 40 MINUTES!!

[@lowquality4274]

8:34 did you get the broom closet ending? The broom closet ending was my favourite

[@mint5438]

A title that doesn't make me want to immediately scroll away? I'm intrigued.

[@naenaehitter3119]

pyro the only person I know that can make content from a 25min video into nearly a 2 hour video

[@JRIEproductions]

Anyone else with revancee seeing all the bars indicating filler its half the fucking video

[@federicobellini7108]

This was a pretty good video and I was surprised to see you only have 58 subscribers

[@kanalmonster]

Did not expect to have core memory from childhood unlocked by watching this :D. Actually remember the rotten site, like its layout and everything, from where my cousin showed me some video of a woman being shot in the head when I was like 10. My child brain wasnt able to cope with that and I was traumatized for a long time. Also bruh made me feel old af.

[@-Rika]

Yeah shock sites probably fucked alot of people up to be fair, I saw some rough videos unintended when I was young too.

[@ElPAPICHULOJOSEPH-ii8ew]

Holy the yapping is in other level

[@ketaminekrabs5700]

0:39 this is the closest we will ever get to petscop 2

[@sushi121]

25 minute video into an hour and 40 minutes pyro is a certified yappologist

[@kamitorings]

bro her eyes are calling to me.

[@OpsMasterWoods]

He litterally 5x the video's length ,thats like watching that video in 0.2x speed lol,the slop is UNREAL

[@Qsnazer]

THIS IS A CERTIFIED SLOP CLASSIC🤩

[@TheJesterJames]

She looks like she seen a ghost and never recovered from the shock.

[@seferoidmusic]

Pyro is doing well. Actively encouraging me to watch the original video then coming back to his to see his input. It's absolutely perfect.

[@theguy3777]

he managed to stretch out a 25 min into 1 hour and 40 min i am in awe

[@hadd9000]

why do both of the women on my screen have shell shock

[@stinkysmelly937]

god forbid pyro's chat see a woman

[@WWNbroadcasts]

I don’t like how she’s staring into my soul it scares me nothing against the creator it was a good video I just don’t like people staring at me

[@rosewulgred4189]

bro juiced an extra 1 hour, 14 minutes, and 55 seconds out of this video

[@ChromaAqui]

21:34 Actual screamer 22:00 And, of course, his dad went in to check if he wasn't assassinated by shadow ninja clone

[@jack.A227]

Why does he keep defending Nux/saying he doesn't mind him. He's a fucking awful creep

[@IsaacFoster..]

Those who use sponsorblock, trust me on this one.

[@sorakasagano5859]

Thx a lot man. 1 hour 40 minutes to 38 minutes, you're a legend

[@IsaacFoster..]

​@@sorakasagano5859 yea ur welcome, not my favorite 2 hours spent to be fair

[@n7o7v7a]

this girl looks like she personally watched every shock video on the internet w that thousand yard stare

[@mfcx3438]

I love "a weed pen" myself

[@cskoolaid]

It took 10 seconds into the video for bro to pause it 😭

[@SneezyAnus1995]

We are getting pyros real hairline and 46th chin reveal before darkwood

[@dootjager2596]

holy shit she can see my past

[@kryppo4245]

they went to instagram reels.

[@OpsMasterWoods]

If you do a main channel vid on Resi 7 you're goated,no vid covers it fully love the slop

[@moistbandito1253]

Bro made watching a 20 min video into an almost 2 hour long video

[@moistphrog9623]

amazing entropy zero 2 dlc showcase video, bit weird there was some video about shock sites in this, but oh well, decent watch

[@atoasterfire4473]

I just want to say with in the first 43 seconds pyro paused 3 times the slop will never stop

[@Zarathustra_infinite]

Pyro Ill fix your hairline for 1 million dollars

[@aqpz94]

The editor just gave up on this one.

[@twenttii]

holy goated i just watched this video hope this channel becomes a mainstay on stream watches

[@callsignvalkyrie]

she's staring at the camera im scared

[@tarnishedstar7904]

28:00 hrt is doing her wonders ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

[@Winsane]

No way bro started showing off his funcopop collection mid video EDIT: Wtf he is beta testing some random HL2 mod

[@mochacoffeetea9717]

Wait god damn spiral is a sleeper build

[@dasistsajt]

29:03 whoever donated that you have a good taste in music

[@nightsfallen8625]

the TTS is truly doing justice for the video length

[@alanhasmemes]

Holy shit these two haircuts are an awful combination

[@MartHommes]

"Where LiveLeak are they"

[@DanYami]

STOMEDY TBH GUEST???

[@-Rika]

He died unfortunately.

[@DanYami]

@@-Rika how would you know

[@-Rika]

@@DanYami I don't, I'm actively lying

[@EGZODYA]

well the face of the person in the video shocked in very first second, shocking eyebrows

[@gabbrielpa]

pyro is the only youtuber that can make a 1 hour 40 minute long video reacting to a 25 minute long video

[@antochs]

his yappanese is getting better ane better

[@melvahkiin]

no way you made a 20 minute video into 1 hour and 40 minutes

[@gaganmosegaard]

33:45 ITS OFFICIAL

[@ChromaAqui]

Holy React Andy transforming a 20 video reaction into 1 HOUR AND 40 MINUTES OF PURE SLOP

[@mybaIIz]

chipell roan

[@jamesmortimer4016]

Pyro just learned history

[@rickshabusky4553]

Hay Benny Benny Benny Benny Benny Benny Benny Benny

[@Lewdtiful]

The one guy one jar guy didn't die wang has a interview with him on his channel asking why he did it lol

[@Szenae]

The Pyro Situation is Shocking

[@faboitas]

ADHD the vod

[@obregoncamposangel7763]

NO WAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY, I JUST FINISHED SEEING THIS VIDEO

[@nicecube2798]

Situation situation is crazy

[@m0ssy_5ailor]

What happened to darkwood

[@tedtheodore5715]

My wood dark asf rn

[@wxncnt]

terrible video dude a yapalot keeps pausing. unsubbing

[@Xenotoadster]

nearly 2 hours to get through a 25 minute video, holy yap

[@fakingagoodlife]

To the dude, who meticulously marked 2/3 of the video as filler, you've saved me an hour of my life, love you and god bless.

[@satsu2667]

1:07:39 i mean. Its Balkans, did you expect anything lese

[@DotExee]

shes seeing my past and future

[@jomes2247]

I heard about the dorde thing from count dankula

[@skyrimsloot2717]

30 minutes in and he’s only 8 and a half minutes into her video, bro really slopped with this one Edit: we did it bros, an hour and 13 minutes in and he finally got to the 18 and a half minute mark. This truly is some exquisite slop

[@farp3]

someone did pyro dirty when put so many purple sponsorblock segments but i understand that